fll-f Aaf -'"A ■ " v - tl*-rtt : ' • ml %w*Sl'& f § 1 I I c &7>djdL, - ul il sim li lit; J 9 | / 1 jM I jjjl Jl UA 'S \ ; ,X 41 4§ 4|, iii A' BY DAVID OVER. AGRICULTURAL From the American. Agriculturist. CUBRA.YT BKiIES. Now is the time to cut cu-rant slips for plant i ~g. Many cultivators roeuaatnend cutting off ail bu is below the part i user ted in the grottud, ,vhi a prevents sprouts coining up from below, md thus making a min iture tree of it, instead • a bui 'i which is its natural habit, 'The cur have fci id to be liable to ri edepreda iiuas of a small grub, or worm, which breeds i ru the deposit of an egg near the root, where it vf.ks upv. ird into the pith, r heart of the w i. for a foot or two, and then emerges our ; ■.ibaUy then taking 'he moth, or winged tV.riuation, and leaving the Wood altogether,— \t th.? punt or escape the wood is cut partial ly off, and usually breaks, when in the tree, or -ingle stem form, and, of course destroys the plant. Aside from ths, the weight of the head :h ' staking m the plant, ai; i a close pruning, to answer any good purpose in tear : fruit. On the contrary, planting the slip idi buds below t'.ie ground, althougli suckers .-.ii grow tip, if properly pruned and attended t . • ..: fruit is eq tally g "id, and the shrub large, and last many years. We • btul and riutrui a-, besides making a capital jelly. TUe v.; U-.glis'.i currant is excel nt i'-.i j-By, which is a most grateful drink, diluted in w - • r, for febrile diseases. HORSE il.unsit.—Most JTENPLE appear to ihii .; that a thing whicli will "grow any where,' with neglect, or by accid. tit, is not worth eulti- Vitiou, ihough ever so u.-ef;t!, or be they ever - . r ui : of it. Thus it is tint the hoise-ra.iish limtigh one of tLe most higiil\prized Spring con- TINIII JNTS— RECEIVES lIUIC 01 NO ATT -ULIOWJ AND IS u-'iTlv found in in >-t gardens to be seen in the vicinity of a sink-spout, at the en i of a dram, i r ihc fence, in a shady, worthless corner • the garden, or other iwtgieofed places, out of sight ami mia I—inly when it is wanted iu ear '*• S.-tisig f-T the table. Then a few meagre, - ringy, forlorn, little, pithy, or hollow roots ar e dug up, the tops cut off and thrown sway, and iho plants 'not worth digging' are left in the ground, neglected and uutbought of, until aaotht-r Spring revives ;he appetite for a - ; r*. d diggina of the esculent. Su-.-h is the usu al 'cultivation* which the abused horae-wadish get- at the hands of its Leue lac tors! Now, horse-radish is as much better for good culture as any other pdanr; and it is so little trouble, that we will narrate our own method f treating it for many years past, by which wt i:now that the article is improved, at least a . undred per cent in value and flavor. We plant i a row, or rows, as we would currant bushes, taking a place in the garden, where we do uot v .-ii to plow or dig across it, and wheie it can ■!aud permanently. We then stuke out a Ace, not under a fence, unless it he on the '•.sterly or somberly side of it; uor under the - .ade of trees—but right out in the warm, open. •x; sod part of the garden, where the sun, rain Mid air can hit it fairly, as if it were a beet or ni i bed. Staked out, we then tbiow on to ir, i eavy coat of strong, fat, barn-yard dung, ; road even over it. We then |>low ot spade in, deep as we can, and pulverite the ground ■roughly. Then, witSi, crow-bar, or iron in 1 L Is puncher (dibble) —which every gar r: r should have about una—we sink a line of . - in the ground, a foot or eigh'cen inches -* j . When that is done we fill thcinup with iinest or the soil, well mixed up with ina ne, to withia six inches of the surface. Then • take the green tops of the plant, with about i inch of the root attached—if the tops be ■rge, they may be split with a knife into three r! ur parts, or if whole, do matter how small --and drop them into the hole, one root in each —p up, of course—and cover iheui in with 1 ' soil. The bed is thus complete, and ready growing. Kcsp them clean by the hoe, like other crop. The nest Spiring you cin dig ■to the thriftiest, and best grown plants, all i want for family use, still putting back the :'i - when first planted, if you take it ail If you leave a root or two in the place e! which you take it, that will furnish increas -r toots for the next year. vou grow for marker, let thcut stand till J years old, as they will be larger, and then J —a dig and plant at pleasure.-!^. A WoKD FOR TllK GRAPE ViNE.—lf ouf ;' tr * followed the advice given in the Jlgri 'urist, last Fall, they laid their grape vines 4 me ground, at the approach of Winter, and 't-red them with a little coarse litter or a few Doughs. And having done so, they will * A Weekly Paper, Devoted to Literature, Politics, tlie Arts, Sciences, Agriculture, &e., See-— Terras: One Dollar and Fifty Cents in Advance. now have th satisfaction to find their vines unharmed by frost, and in fall vigor and health, ready for their Spring work. Hut just here, let. us give another word of counsel. Don't take up your vines too soon! By lying on ihe •.■round, especially if under the shelter of a high and tight fence, the i;n Is will begin to start much earlier than it t;ed up to the trellis, and exposed to etdd winds and freezing nights. If raised from the ground too soon, those tender buds will be in danger of blasting. Our advice is, therefore, that you gradually remove their Winter protection early in this month, but keep the vines on ;he ground until cold weather has actually passed away. Then lift the ernes carefully, taking pains not to break iff any of the tender bud-, and tie them se curely to the bars or wires of the trellis. In this way—as we know front expetkm;e —yu i will be quite sure of an abundant and only ; crop of grapes.— lb. From the XV to York Tribune. j Tllo.fl.lS HiRJ BEaTOA. In the death of Mr. Benton, the country '• loses one of i's marked public characters. He was a uvan of great fovea, but tint force was of a personal lather than or an intellectual na ture. An intense individuality characterize ' II that he said and did. His frame was large, 1 his health robust, lis nature burly. He was truculent, energetic, intrepid, willful and in domitable. Ho always wore a resolute and de termined air, an L simply viewed as an animal, possessed a very commanding aspect. He strode into public life with these qualities alt prominent and bristling. Whenever he shone, "he shone in the exhibition of them. His in tellectual powers always appeared a- ,u! ridia ry; they never took the lead, never aj peered to be the propelling force ii! any of the mark ed epochs of his iif; The leading points of j his career were his land mintui men-are, 1,1- | opposition to the old United States j>ank,*!.t> ■ expunging resolution, his war on Mi. <1 dhuun iiftei his disappointment ill the su.-eo •si. :i to : the Presidency, and his hostility to the Cum ' ptit!.c measures of ]850.. In all (h - ■ • • ■•- t. -Ss. at lcu-t in all but that fur the reform of the land system, he bore hfa.s-it as a lighting man. lie carried this so far as to allude, i:i one of his later Senatorial exhibition-, to a pair of pistols which he said bad never be.u used Lata funeral had folli vsod. Mr. Benton bad btcti ten years in the Sen ate before be was known to the country as a prominent debater. The discus-i l suited Benton exactly. He loved the turmoil arid t';e wat, and he rose with each successive exigency : ur.til he became, par excellence, the champion uf Gen. .Jackson's Administration, in its con test with the Bank. On one occasion, in 1830 —3l, he made a speech of four days. At the i close of the fourth day, Mr. Calhoun sarcast ically remarked that Mr. Reuton had takdu one day longer in his assault on the Hank than it had taken to accomplish the revolution in Franco. The intellectual strength of Mr. Benton's U'ffoits never impressed his great adversaries, 1 Clay, Calhoun and Webster. They never re garded him as belonging to their class, intel lectually. Yet they always appreciated and dreaded his great personal force. In uu case did this peculiar Bentonian ability manifest itself more clearly or more offensively than in the passage of the expunging resolution. Gen. Jackson had been censured by the bVuate, in a resolution drawn by Mr. Clay, for acting "in derogation of the Constitution." Mr. Benton set about to remove the censure by expunging it from the records. lie has told how ho ac complished this in his "Thirty Years' View." The story is fairly told and illustrates the man perfectly. L'lie whole transaction hears the marks of a haughty, domineering and repul sive spirit. The leader, as he peruses Mr. Benton's account of it, feels tho triumph to be of a coarse ajnl vulgar character, the work of ill-temper and passion, with not u single fl isb of intellectual or mural elevation in the whole proceeding. In his whole political career, Mr. Benton of ten showed himself a fierce and malignant, but iic-vsr. we think, a generous adversary. It is said that* on his death-bed, ho has doue full justice to Mr. Clay, iu finishing bis abridgment of the debates of 1850, and it is pleasant, to hear it. We do not doubt that his temper wis mollified in his later years, as he found himself rapidly approaching the-termination of his life. In that debate, he came directly in collision with Mr. Clay, tiud was the only man, iudeed, who offered, or was able to offer, anything like real, practical resistance to the impetuous and overbearing march of that great parliamentary leader. In the great debate of 1850, tn the BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1858. Senate, Mr. Clay crushed at will all effective opposition but (bat of Mr. 800 ton. On that occasion, Mr. Ben ton did not, however, furnish the brains of the debate any more than on pre vious occasions. Mr. Seward, and others of 13ve opposition, had done that, much more stri kingly. Both in parliamentary taetias, in the exhibition t.f personal intrepidity, and ia indi vidually ami manner—which in every legisla tive contest are important elements—Mr. Ben toe rose superior to every ally. His temper was roused, and he huiled wrath and defiance at his enemies. On n question of parliamentary law, lie came in immediate conflict with Mr. t'biy, who iiad ibe majority of tho Senate with bnu and was determined to carry his point. Mr. Benton feci him wiih equal resolution, and with a bull dog feroci'y that caused his auta-gofi'.st to recede and yield the point front oorisiuorutions of exj cdicucy. .dr. Bontuai was allowed is is way, after hours of v (dent struggle and a night's delihetatlou of the ma jority. It was, to a very great extent, a tri umph of bis lighting qualities. Foote of Mis sissippi entered very largely into that debate, and persist!: ! ia doggin.: an i attacking li 01 - ton. jiJ.-ntf'ii, at last, ha lo iiim si.-p; ha w-x'u .1 bear no more of his in >jh>. Footc coutitis -d in the naute strain. Benton rose fioui bis tear j an i stiodc directly toward Footc, as f in throttle hiie on rhe spot. Foote fled, and B;n • trn Was checked; but Foote never tittered tl- • ii iine of Betitun afterward iu the Senate. On (•Bother oeca&i u Mr. Benton laid him alt'rut to attack Mi. Caliioim. He .i J ir v i;h abili ty, but his bad Nyod, his iil-temr-r, lis vio ieuce.of maimer, mil gi'ov. person 'Lim, v.ere the rreu.... chm: e'e:-i*;i •- qfc^tiith;•'•!:. * . .1 . r j . :c was no ntca.are to wy.-.rea from it i • • i r- . merely as ati utreiiectuat uemiSsd'rallon, On the contrary, it oniy impressed the hearer hm repulsive an i divgiisting. Is) all the .- a examples, we see v.Lern Mr. Bm.ttm's power fay as a ptu liain ntarian, a de biter, :.i;d a torn. Ha never t'air'cd his i< nut G, Witit.n aor conviuciug, or t>y pure mental eif-rt. He never reached his objeeis or c -eouipli-Lod iiis sneeesses by mere farce of OlM tory tr intelh et. lie never impres-ed his au dieno-i or the public by sheer strength of mind. It was his iuteuse i;> (his ebttuj, by say:ug no was chiefly a man of "iuc's." liis Ideas of currency atAl the 'gold' reform, which occupied him for many years, were very crude; ami so far as we know, were to ver improved by after-study or reflection.— Th'-y found expression iu (he existing Suh 'irca-ury system. Another favorite nmasuro of his was a road to the Pacific, across the Continent. His services in establishing the pic-enip'ion system in the disposition of the public lands, were on>picuou>, avid theit re sults have been einiaettly beneficent, but we think the record of his principal "measaies" must stop here. Mr. Benton's mental activity being confined to Hi inferior plane of aciion, however busy ami industrious, however constant and iiidoiiii tall) he might be, the very nature of his ef forts prevented him from accomplishing much intellectually. \\ e look in vain in the wri tings or speeches of such a i:>au for any of (ho electric influences and inspirations which minds of a nobler mould often unconsciously impart, lie never spoke the word which touched tiie nation's brart. He b Lose It thought he would make a good military commander, and perhaps be was right. Of Uis personal peculiarities, his egotism was the most striking. It was a source of entertainment to his visitors, his own apparent unconsciousness of this peculiarity, or his sublime couviotiou of its pre-eminent propriety in his own case, giving a z-st to its oftentimes extravagant manifestations. Of his private li to and domestic relations it gives us pleasure to speak in language of un qualified admiration. He was a devoted bus baud, and his fond and considerate attentions to an invalid wife in her declining years offer ed a spectacle honorable to humanity. Ho was the preceptor of his children, whom ho taught with the same industry and assiduity thai he always manifested in whatever he un dertook. They were Bcnfnnian in their ways, however, and did not all please him in the choice of their mates; but we believe they ail, at last, hid bid entire approbation, the most repugnant of the matches to the paternal care, we believe, being tho marriage of his daughter Ann to the late Ilepublicau caudidate fur tho Presidency. Mr. Benton's moral character as a public man is also deserving of very high praise. Iu his public acts, wo believe, he always followed the dictates of -to honest purpose. Be did not leg islate for popularity, nor for pay, nor for any individual advantage ir any way. He advoca ted and c;., wed public measures on the ground of what he considered to Le their merits. His judgments tti ty have hem trlonded by passion or partisan feeling, as. no doubt, at times* they were, but he was always true to his convictions Of v oality and corruption in legislation bo had an instinctive abborance, and during the thirty years of his Senatorial life, sve Jo not think the perfect integrity of his votes on all .subjects, whether of a public of private character, was ever impugned. In this respect Lis example is worthy of attention of all rising men. who, in this bud ling en of cor rupt;-uloe toag-ie of the ..! .. ' .. ... • i >." . of coi.riu'sts, or dam.* to t.,lk glibiv ot failings that exist in ids imiginaticn alone; hi* cb -eks will flu-ii w.tii resentuieu ,his ey< s flash with anger, to hear the name of woman coupled with a coarse oath; and he who would die to defend them, is least honored by the majority of our sex. Who ever heard of a bashful libertine? The r.n-misly was never seen. H i.ve and elegance are his requisites; upon Lis lips sir flittery, ready to play court alike to blue eyes and biaek; ho is never nonplussed, be never blushes. Fi>r a gbuce lie is in raptures for a word lie Wi u!d professedly b y down Li.- life. Yet it is ho who uiis our vtle city dens with wrecks of pur ty, it is h; who profanes the holy name c-f mother, desolates the shrine where domes tie happiness is throned, ruins the heart that trusts in him, pollute* the very air ho breathes, and all under the mask of a polished gentleman. Ladies, a word in your ear; have you lovers, and would you possess a worthy husband ? Choose him who.se delicacy of deportment, •those sons'e of your worth leads him to stand aloof, while others crowd around you. If he blushes, .stammers even at your approach, con sider them as so many signs of his exulted opinion of four sex. If ba is retir ing and modest, let not a thousand fortunes weigh him down in the balance, for depend upon i:, with him your life will bo happier with poverty, tlsau many another surrounded by the splendor of palaces —.7/a -y .1. Dcnnison. EVIL SPEAKING. The following anecdote is related of the late .7. J. Carney, by one, who as a child, was often one of his family circle: One night—l remember k well—l received a severe lesson on the sin of evil speaking.— Severe I thought it then, and my heart rose in obidi&g anger against him who gave it : but I had not lived long enough in this world to know how much mischief a child's thoughtless talk tuny do, and how often it happens that talkers run off the straight line of tiuth. S. did not stand very high in my cstoeme, and I was about to speak further of her failings of temper. In a few moments my eye eaught a look of such calm and steady displeasure, that I stopped short. There was no mistaking the meaning of that dark, speaking eye. It brought the color to my lace, and confusion and shame to my heart. I was silent for a few mom juts, when Joseph John (Jurney asked very gravely, "Dost thou know any good thing to toil us of her ? ' 1 did not answer; and the question was more seriously asked— "O yes; I know soma good tilings, but—" "Would it not have been belter, then, to relate thos-.i good things, than to have told us that which would lower her in our esteem?— •Since there is good to relate, would it not be kinder to he silent or. the evil ? 'Charity re joiceth not in iniquity,' tluu kjjowest." Qjr'Tbere is a world where storms never intrude—i haven of safety against the tempests of life—a little woilii of enjoyment and love, of imioeerieO and tranquility. Suspicions are not there, nor the venom of slander. \Vhen J a mau enterfth it he forgets his sorrows and cares, and disappointments; he opens his heart to con fidence ard pleasures, not mingled With remorse. This world t? the home of a virtuous and amiable uotlier. exchange tells a story of a uegro boy who fell iito a hogshead of molasses, and won ders if they licked him. when they took him out FOLLOWING A SIIAUK. SOME litae ago, a gentleman and one of his servants, a stalwart negro, went fishing for reckon the Bay shore, about ten miles from this city. They cast their hooks ami tines and waited for a bite. The big darkey, after wading out some feet- from the shore, tied the line around his bo iy. Ilis master told him there was danger in doing so ; but the sible fisherman suspected no difficulty or accident. Soon au old shark, a real old sea-dog, cuuio along and swallowed the bait with a good relish, and Sambo held the line with a firm grasp. The powerful fish, however, drew bits gradually out in deep water, when finding that ho was in danger of being carried out to sea. in order to cut the line he made a desperate grab a! his knife, which was fastened to his head halt shut, a portion of his hair being be tween the blaio and the handle, but it v.as too late. The hungry monster of the deep, by a rapid movement slackened the line and dashed fuiiously out from the shore, followed by the darkey, who alternately disappeared beneath the waves, and rose to the surface, grabbing at his knife as he rushed along with •-most lightning speed iu the wake of the shark, tie was seen at (lie distance ot nearly a mile, as he occasionally rose to the surface, but soon disappeared entirely far beyond the reach of assistance, and a victim of his own hazardous daring and imprudent temerity.— Southern 'lrgus. A STRONG .MINDED LADY. —A HANDSOMELY j dressed lady entered a broker's office yesterday | Afternoon, in Walnut street, near third. Ilav- j iug crossed the threshold, she asked for e young ! nun employed there Young man w*< summon- * i accordingly. He came forward bowing auo j smiling, while young lady, in equally apparent j cordiality, advanced to him and extended her! fart hand. Young gentleman was about to take • young lidyV left hand in his right. As he j made the necessary motion to do so,young lady's j countenance changed its expression; sire seized I him by the neck tie, .-.lightly cheeked hi; res-| p: rat ton, and drawing a jackass whip, she I brought down u shower of blows upon his back ! that made the hapless vou'h •'race like a cat upon a hot stove, and cut a Spring Ba- '-in rbat cost fifteen dollars, into about a shilling's worth of second cla-s carpet rg. Having finished tip the 'li.-t ingA young lady resumed hot* ain;- t:.'C flounces of her silk skirt describing an an- j gie of forty-five degrees as she did sc. Sue j then went info a neighboring sugar store and j requested tlie attendant to wrap the instrument ot torture in paper. The lady wis rather p.-ct- : ty, of decidedly genteel appearance, and stated * iu the segar man that -ho bad been "threshing a pappy who had in-uhed Iser." There's a woman for you.''— Philadelphia .Yorth Amer ican. CURIOSITIES.—A plate of butter troru the cream of a joke. A bair from a cabbage head. A small quantity of tar supposed tr> have beeu left where the Israelites pitched their tents. An original brush used in painuag the sfatus of the times. A bucket of water from all's well. Soap tti.h which a man was washed over board. The pencils with which Britinia ruled the wave. A portion of the yeast used in raisiug the wind. A dime from the moon when she gave cLungo far the last quarter. The saucer belonging to the cup of sorrow. A fence made from the railing of a s Co t,j. iug wife. The chair in which tire sun set. A buckle to fasten a laughing stock. Eggs from a nest of thieves. iliuges and locks from the trunk of au elephant. A sketch from a politician's views. The jewel extracted from au editors con sistency. CHARLES LAME'S IVAR-YLYG. Charles Lamb, a genius and a d power to stop it, uud yet was not able to forget a time wheu it was otherwise; bear about tho piteous specta cle of bis own ruin; could he see my tcverish eye, feverfahed after last night's drinking, and feyerishly looking for to night's repetition of the fully; eould he but feel tho body of death out ot which 1 cry hourly to be delivered—it , were enough to make him dash tho sparkling beverage to the earth in all tho pride of its mantling temptation!" Winehcil, the clown, accidentally jostled an Irishman one day in a public room, when Fad dy remarked: 1 You arc no gentleman.' '1 know that,' siid Wiachell, 'but I don't see how such .a faol as yuu came to kuow it.' 'But,' says Faddy, 'every ono says so.' 'Of course, you heard some one say so, or ynu would not have known it-*' Faddy sloped. jpP"-All mankind are happier for having been happy ;so that if you can make them happy now, you may make them happy for many years hence by tho memory of it. VOL 31, M 17. [ Very funny stories are tr.ld of ibe process of serving a call of the U. 3. "Senate, an hour •it two after midnight, on Senators who had gone home and to bed. The Sergeant-at-Arms, accompanied by carriages, rdde around thee and collected the deserters, peaceably if be could, but forcibly if ho must. Sam. 11 mstori was captured at the Kirk wood House, take:! fro ui bis bed and carried growling to the Oapi tul. Witsit called tspba far an excuse for hi absence, be gravely requested the Senate fo in form bins what excuse it had to offer far tl outrage it had coiamirte I upon bis person rights, by dragging him from bis bed at thct untimely hour. He pretested (bat ho would not be pacified until the Senate apologised to hit, . Senator Clay, of Ala., kept bis doors locked, and defied the Sergeaut-at-Anus. Generally, however, the absentees surrendered themselves* with a good grace, and a quorum was obtainv j at 4 o,clock in the morning. distillery of Mitchel & Molby, lately erected at St. Joseph, Missouri, is probal ibe most extensive in the world The machinery is immense, comprising two engines, one ot eighty and one of forty-horse power, thr-.e boilers; four feet in diameter, twenty-six i<. long, and four flues in each; two fly-wheels, one twenty feet in diameter, weighing cigir thousand pounds, and one sixteen feet in diame ter, weighing six thousand pounds. It e m somes one thousand two hundred bushels or grain per day, and turns out one hundred bariels or whiskey. It can shell four limvisam: bushel- o: cOi a in ten hours. The worm is six hundred an t fifty feet iu faugh, seven inches in diameter at the base, arid three at the mouth, tho tub in which it is contained is twenty-faur feet high and twelve in diameter; the still i twenty-eight feet high twelve in diameter: HO.I there are eleven beer-tubs that contain efami thousaad gallons each. The X. O. Picayune of the 30th ultimo says that a siugular funeral trainpas-ed Drayades s'reeToa the day previous, on its way to out of , 4 ' district ccuiehjrie-. Hub woman,poo.* ma ioiKt): perohanee a moiaer—fane on her head a iirtb codm containing the body of a chi.ii of about fiye summers, and th-' sad -ion whrcb accuuipauied her cou--.is.tcd of three womau meanly clad, fallowed by three umu. Xcver before were our ryes wiijess of -neb a I.SH,. > i-:l ilia nearer" of li:c TitW ci r; sc was tho chief luouxucr euald not P : doubted, and yet it mast hive been her fane, to thus convey she departed ono to bs silent rev. tor v.: can scarcely imagine that the men' who joined ia the p-ocessiou failed to tender t'umr services as beaiers of the body. A V. ARXIXG, —The Louisville Demo of F. iday says: Colonel Robert Alexander died t.n the 2- th fast., at the Uify Farm, the effect of diipatiou. He was a whi(c-headed eid mia of sevcßty-six yeais, wLf-sc irLe was vveti and honorxtly t-arned, having served under General Uarriso and having been present and taking an active part in the Initio of Tipp canoe, at "which time he rcceivd one wound in the baud. Ho belon s to a respectable and wealthy family in parfs, Ivy., but neither his respectability in other days, respectability of bis friends nor his couu try ia the Xortb-western struggle, could save him fruin the destroyer, lie died, an object of pity, ia the Work-house. 3-P*A fashionable lady in Buffalo is going to have a house built soon on one of the best sims in town. Everything about it is to be -sublima ted and splendiferous. There is to be a Porto Bico in front, a pizarro in the rear, and a lemt-iiade all around it. The water is so come in at the tide ot the house iu an anecdote, the lawn in front is to Le degraded, and som? fresh trees ate to be supplanted into the Eiia in the rear. This is the same lady who told Gov. Cliuton bow remarkably stormy it fa apt to be when the sun fa passing the 'Penobscot.' QjP"Xear the village of Lockport, a rich fa rincr some years ago, adopted a bright eyed little orphan as a companion fur bis oniy daughter. The protege was treated With kind ness by her new parent. As time passed on, remarkable resemblance began to make its ap pearance belweea the two children, till now, both being eighteen years of age,.they are so similar iu size habit and expression of coun tenance that it is almost impossible to distin guish ihem apart ! A very fat man, far the purpose of quizzing Dr. ,of X , asked him to prescribe far his complaint, which lie declared ws sleeping with his mouth open. "Sir," said the doctor, "your disease fa incurable. "Your skiu is too short, so thai, when you shut your eyes y our inou'h optns." At one of the Parisian schools, it was a rare occurrence far the .-tudents 10 have fresh bread fot breakfast. .One morr.iug, smoking rolls were placed upon the table. 'Hold,' cried one of the students, as the waiter was cleaning the table, 'ieavo tho remainder of those rolls until to-morrow. We want fresh rolls to-morrow, too.' What a melancholy spectacle it is to see a young man wandering through the streets of a strange city, alone in the crowds, solitary iu tlie multitudes, meeting no extended hand, no sittilewelcome,destitute of money andfriejctfa acd—wi'h corns and light boots on his feet. Way are lawyers like a lazy man in bed it. the morning* Ass.—Because they Ha first o f -i e sUu and then turn over and lie on the other. Almost every maa wattes part ot Ins lite in attempts to display qualities which he does net possess, and to gain applause which be carnct keep.