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This congregation are now erecting a ZIeW church, in consequense of which the regular religious services will be held in theCouit House until further notice. - Methodist Episcopal Church, High St., ser vices 10 , 1- a. m., and 74 p. m. Prayer meeting on Thursday night. Rev. H .C. Pardoe, pastor. 33 t. John's Episcopal Church, High St., ser vices at 10i a. m., and 71- p. m. Rev. Byron McGann, pastor. Lutheran Church, Linn St., services Hi a. m , and p. m. Rev.,J. I.,...Eackenberger paster. Reformed Church, Linn St., no pastor at present Catholic Church, Bishop St; services 10.1 a. m., and 3p. m. Rev. T. McGovern, pastor. United Brethren Church, High Street, west side of creek; services- African M, E. Church, west side of creek ; services al 11 a. in., and i p. m. Rev. Isaac Pinaell, pastor. DIRECTORY. -o =1 President—Andrew Johnson. Vice-President, pro tem.—Benj. F. Wade Secretary of State—William 11. Seward. Secretaryof Treasury—Hugh McCullough Secretary of War—J. M. Schofield. Secretary of .Aravy—Gideon Wells. Secretary of Interim•—O. 11. Browning. Postmaster-General—A. L. Randall. Attorney General—Wm. M. Evarts. STATE. Governor—lno. W. Geary. Sec'y of Commonwealth—Frank Jordan. Deputy-Secretary of Commonwealth—lsaac B. Gara. Auditor-General—John F. nartranft. Surveyor-General—Jacob M. Campbell. Treasurer—W. W. Irwin. Attorney- General—Benj. H. Brewster. Dep'y-Att'y General—T. W. M. Newlin. Sup't of Com. Schools—J. P. Wickersham. Dep'!, Sup't of Com. Sehools—C.R.Coburn. Sup't of Soldier's Orphan Schools—Geo. P. McFarland. EMI President Judge—Charles A. Mayer { John llosterman, Aisociates— William Allison, Prothonotary—James H. Lipton. Register &Recorder—J. P. Gephart, Sher:ff—D. Z. Kline. .Dep'ty Sheriff—D. Woodring. Dist. Att'zf—H. Y. Stitzer. Treasurer—A. C. Geary. Wm. Keller, Comntissioners,.{ Wm. Furey, John Bing. Clerk—John Moran. BELLEPONTE BORO RR! Chief Burgess—B. M. Blanchard. Ass't Capt. C. T. Fryberger. Chief of Police----Wm. Shortlidge. " Wm. Folly. " Amos Mullen. Charles Cook. Town Council—Wm. P. Wilson, Peet:et. S. M. Irwin, Clerk. • Robert Valentine, . se A. S. Valentine, re Jas. IL McClure, ir F. P. Green, John Irwin, Jr.. .• Elias W. Hale, Jacob V. Thomas, • Geo. A. Bayard, nigh Constable—James Green, Borough Constable—James Furey. Sclhool•Directors—John Holler, Pres't. re Geo. B. 'Weaver. See'y. Win: McClelland, Tee's " S. T. Shugart, • D. M. Butts, Dan'i McGinley. B ELLEFONTE MEAT MARKET BISHOP STREET, BELLEFONTE PA The oldest Meat Market, in Bellefonte.— Choice, haer4 °fall kinds.always on hand. j y. B. VI BLACK.. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. T G. LOVE, ey • Attorney-at-Law, Belle fonte, Pa. Office on High St. ja6'69.y JAMES IL RANEIN, Attorney-at-Law, Belle fonte, Pa. Office in Armory building, 2nd floor. ja6'69.ly. SAMUEL LINN". A. 0. FURST L INN S 5 FURST, Attorneys at-Law, Belle fonte, Pa. ja6'69.tf. EDMUND BLA.NCHARD. 'EVAN M. BLANCHARD. v . a:, B. 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Job Printing Of fice, " B.opublican" Building, Bishop St., Bellefonte, Penn'a. Every Description of Plain and Fancy printing done in the neatest manner, and at prices below city rates. ja6'69. WILSON &HUTCHISON, Attorneys. at-Law, Bellefonte, Pa. Collections, and all other legal business in Centre and the adjoining Counties, promptly attended to. Office in Blanchard's Law building, Allegheny street. ja6'69. INSURANCE—LIFE k, FIRE. Joseph A. Rankin of this Borough, insures property for the fol lowing Stock and Mutual companies, viz: Lycoming Mutual, -York Company, Pa., Insurance of North America, Enterprise, and Girard of Phila., Pa., Home, of New Haven, and any other reliable company desired. Also, Provident Life Company of Phil'a., and other good Life Compa nies. ja6'69.ly. RAILROADS. B. E. V. R. R.—GEO. C. WILKINS, Sup't Westward from Bellefonte. Mail, 4.27 r. at . Accommodation, 6.00 A. 31 Through Freight, 8.42 4:. or at Milesburg Eastward Irom Bellefonte. Mail 10.28 A. tr. Accommodation, 5.55 r. as. Freight and Acc0m...3.55 r or at Milesburg B. & S. S. B. It.-DAN'L RHOADS, Supt Pass'r, 1eave..7.45 a m I Pass'. arr..° 50 a m Pass'r, " 2.30 p m Pass'. arr.. 5.05 p m P. R. R. CONNECTIONS AT TYRONE Phil'a•Ex...,.i.sl a m Emmigrant...2.l.s p m Mail Train... 6.44 p m Alt Ac. 5.35 a, in MIFFLIN do CENTRE CO. "Branch R. R EDIMEEM No. 1, leaves Lewistown at 7.20 a. m., and arrives at Milroy 5.15 a. m. No. 2, leaves Penn'a R. R. 11:15 a. m., ar rives at Milroy 12.15 p. m. No. 3, leaves Pen 'a R. R. 4.05 p. m., ar rives at Milroy 5.00. • I= No. 1, leaves :Milroy 5.40 a. no., and arrives at Penn'a. R. R. 9.40 a. m. No. 2, leaves Milroy 1.15 p. m., and arrives Penn'a. It. R. 2.1.0 p. m. No. 3, leaves Milroy 5.07 p. in. and arrives at Penn'a. It. R. 6.00 p. m. Stage leaves Bellefonte every day (except Sunday,) at 11 a. m., and arrives at Mil r(.y. 4 30 p m. Stage leaves Milroy every day (except Sun day) at 5.30 p. m. and arrives at Belle fonte 10.30 p. m. Stage leaves Bellefonte for Pine Grove Mills every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings at 6 a. m. We&tern snail closes at 4.00 p. m. Lock Haven mail closes at 10,00 a. m. pHILADELPHIA AND ERIE R. R WINTER TIME TABLE Through and direct route between Phil adelphia, Baltimore, Harrisburg, Williams port, and the GREAT OIL REGION OF PENN'A. ELEGANT SLEEPING CARS On all night Trains. On and after MONDAY, NOY. 23th 186 S the Trains on the Philadelphia and Erie Rail Read will run as follows: WESTWARD. - Mail Train leaves Philadelphia 10 45 " " " Lock Haven... 9 31 a. m " " arr. at Erie 950 p. m Erie Express leaves Phila 11 50 a. m " " " Lock Haven... 950 p. rn " " arr. at Erie 10 00 a. m Elmira Mail leaves Philadelphia 8 00 a. m " " " Lock Haven... 745 p. in " " arr. at Lock Haven 745 p. EASTWARD Mail Train leaves Erie 10 55 a. in " " " Lock Haven... 11 21 p. in "- " arr. at Philadelphia.. 10 00 a. in Erie Express leaves Erie 6 25 p. m Ce if " Lock Haven 6 10 a. in " arr. at Philo, 420 p. Mail and Express connect with Oil Creek and Allegheny River Rail Road. Baggage Checked through. ALFRED L. TYLER, General Superintendent MISCELLANEOUS TT IS our intention to dispose of our IT entire stock before the opening of the Spring Trade. G. W. FAIRER CO. WHITE FISH, Herring, mackerel, se., at BURNSIDE s THOMAS' j a6'6 9.1 y MIIE highest market price paid for all • kinds of country produce, at BUPNSIDE & THOMAS'. FOR A SON WllO HAD DIED OF INTEMPERANCE All, all but this I could endure— Ah, had he passed away, When his young soul was fresh and pure; And yet how did I pray That he might live! he was my trust— But now I bow my head n dust, And veil my bleeding heart; Childless and hopeless I must dwell— My son, my son, who could foretell That thus we two should part ! It seems as I could count the days Since thou vast on my knee, Lisping sweet words of prayei and praise, That I had whispered thee; I never dreamed amid my joy, That sin such promise could destroy, That hopes so sweet to cherish, Like doves within the fowler's hand, Or flow'rets rooted on the sand, Were doomed to die—to peifsci 'Tis over—all my task is done, My world forever past; I did but live for thee my son, And loved thee to the last— The panders of thy vices fled, But I have held thy aching head, And watched and wept and prayed, And sure, I think, had'A thou but known What my poor heart has undergone, Thou'would'st not thus have strayed. Select Miscellany. Day Ex 1.54 a m Mail Train..3.oo p m Cin. Exp.... 5.11 p m Ex. 10.27 p m Speech of Mr. Blaine, of Maine, on the Results of Grant's Election. In Committee of the whole, in the House, 10th ult., Mr. Blaine said : Mr. CHAIRMAN: The three Presiden tial elections which have resulted in vic tory to the Republican party are by far the most memorable and momentous in the history of our country. The issues at stake each time have been grander, the contest on either side fiercer, the verdict in each instance more decisive and significant, than ever attended pre vious struggles for the control of the Na tional Government. In the first victory of 1860, slavery propagandism received its fatal blow— the American people decided that at all hazards the further spread of human ser vices into free territory should cease.— This decision was resisted by a rebellious war, and the war led to the necessity of entirely abolishing the institution whose existence had been merely checked by the expression of the popular will. The election of 1864 furred upon the point of continuing or discontinuing the bloody contest which up to that time had raged with unabated fury, and with enormous sacrifice of life and property. The vote of the people demanded the prosecution of the war until the rebellion should be suppressed, the national unity secured, and slavery utterly abolished throughout the length and breadth of the land. Had the verdict then rendered been enforced in the Cabinet as faithfully as it was in the field, the Presidential struggle of 1868 would not have turned upon - the is sues which actually entered into it. But the unexpected and unprecedented course of the Executive, the revived ma lignity of the Southern rebellion, and the maftifold attacks on our national character and credit by the Democratic party, rendered the victory of 1868 as absolutely essential to conserve and pre serve the fruits of our great triumph, as was the victory of 1864 to secure the prosecution of the war to a successful conclusion. And now that victory, com plete and unsullied as new, and the pas sions naturally engendered in the heat of the canvass are gradually cooling, h may not be unprofitable to take a hasty glance at the ground we have passed over, and to make a brief summary of the points that have been solemnly ad judicated and permanently settled by the American people in the election of Gen. Grant to the Presidency. And first: The Union of the States has been maintained, and its perpetuity guaranteed, by this election, in a sense and with a force that were never before "Let us See to it, that a Gzvernment of the People, for the People, and by the People, shall not Perish from the Earth."—[A.-LINCOLN.] Select Poetry. THE MOTHER'S LAMENT, And art thou dead? And must thy name, My own, my only Son, Forever bear this band of shame, This blight that all will shun? And when that name I sighing speak, Will no kind voice the silence break And grieve thy race is run ! And When thy bitter tears must flow, Will none recount to soothe my woe, Some good deed thou hast done? The world thy latest years will see, Where all of evil seems; Thy early promise lives with me— And those were blessed dreams, When gazing on thy infant face, I pressed thee in my warm embrace, Reaping each feature's sign, . And thought all was so pure and fair, That never folly, guilt, nor care, Could mar that page divine. 0 how usultingly I watched My budding flower put forth 0, sure I thought there ne'cr was matched Such charms in all the earth ? Young mothers always think the same, When kindles the mysterious flame, Maternal bosoms prove; The charm is in their hearts and given, The signet binding earth and heaven,' From God's own fount of love. • And be entrusts this lamp of life To woman's tender care, Shielding it from the storms and strife, Man's sterner strength must dare, 0, Love is woman's wealth her lame The music of a cherished name— But who will breathe to me The name of my departed child ? His father's name he has defiled 0, God,—this agony ! BELLEFONTE, PA., JANUARY 13, 1869. enunciated when the auestion was invol- ved. Ido not mean to assert that the election of Mr. Seymour would have necessarily led to a separation of the States, though there are not wanting facts of great significance that might well justify such an inference and such a fear. But what Ido mean is, that the, triumph of the Democratic party under that Rebel lead, and the formal install ing of that elemeit in supreme executive control, would have destroyed the true aim and spirit of the Union, and reduced our Government, as Mr. Webster said the same pernicious theories would have reduced it in 1830, "to the worst forms of the old confederation," in which the "lost cause" would have regained its paradise of State Rights, and its privil ege of ruthlessly trampling on many of the most precious principles and price less guarantees of our Constitution.— General Grant's election hasaverted this great evil—not merely by a temporary triumph, leaving the contest to be re newed hereafter with doubtful issue in the end, but with a victory that removes it from the list of questions on which parties will divide in the future. The election of 1868 is the last in which the lately rebellious section, even if it could be wholly controlled by rebels, will have sufficient power in the electoral "vote of the country_ to make it the object either of hope or of fear otithe part , of politi cal organization striving for the key, ernment of the nation. The tendency has been in that direction ever since Mr. Calhoun's famous theory of an equipoise of free and slave States was destroyed by the admission of California in 1850. The relative power of the two sections has been changing since that date with startling rapidity, even without the in tervention of war; and the approaching census of 1870 will disclose the fact that the ten rebel States, viewed as one compact power, will no longer have suf ficient strength to offer temptation to the Democratic party of the North to sacri fice its loyalty and ifs pride for the profit of an alliance with them. The withdraw al of Northern Democratic support from these States will give to the loyal inhabi tants, who are a clear majority iu each one of them,the power of governing them in the interest of loyalty, whereby the sectional and clannish spirit that has been their bane and their destruction will be expelled, and broad, generous national sympathies-taken in its place. And the effect of this result on the North ern Democratic party in turn will be to f01:0° in the end y an absn,clonme.nt, .011 the disloyal attitude, by which it has lost its ancient prestige and renown.— The Southern rebels and Northern Dem ocrats, having•derived no honor nor prof it from their persistent co-operation, may find mutual advantage and gain by a separation in which each, disencum. bered of the other, may atone at leisure for the joint sins of the discreditable partnership. 'lbis prospective and peni tent attitude of the two great classes of offenders heralds the dawn of that day when Presidential elections will be con tested and decided without a melancholy prediction or a savage menace of a disso lution of the Union. There are few voters now living in this country who ever participated in a Presidential cam paign in which the fate of the Union was not involved, either in the angry threats of political malcontents, or in the timid apprehensions of well meaning citizens. That day hasllOW passed. Wehave heard the last of that alarm in 18G6. The Un ion was actually saved by Gen. Grant's victories in the field. The menace of its destruction ceases with his victory at the polls. Second. The reconstruction laws of Congress have been vindicated and sus tained by Gen. Grant's election. The State governments erected under those laws will be upheld, and the basis of im perial loyal suffrage without regard to race or color, will be accepted as the permanent rule in the lately rebellious States, as it will at no distant day throughout the entire union. This result is certain to be achieved, either through the amelioration of prejudice and the conquering force of justice in the indi vidual States, or by the comprehensive influences of a Constitutional amendment which shall effect all the States equally alike. The decision in favor of the re construction measures must bring peace to the South—and with peace will come contentment and affluence. The rebel lious element in those States, seeing the hopeless folly of longer resisting the mandate of the nation, will acquiesce in the decision, if with no better grace than merely accepting the inevitable. And with this acceptance will begin the real prosperity of that section, in which prop erty will then be secure, investments in viting and remunerative, labor in de mand and amply paid. The bitter minds even among the rebel leaders recognize and admit that, as a question of practi cal statesmanship, it is too late to dis cuss negro suffrage, for, having been granted, it is impossible to recall it. Be tween originally withholding a franchise from large masses of people, and annul ling it after it has been conceded, wise men can see a vast difference—a differ ence literally quite as great, it may be, as that between peaceful discussion and bloody conflict. So that, even excluding from the case the abstract and unchang ing element of justice 'which underlies it, it is demonstrably impracticably to withhold suffrage from, the South ern negroes, now that they have exercised it, without involving con sequences which would destroy all secu rity for life and property in that section for generations to come. Negro suffrage being then of necessity conceded as one of the essentials of reconstruction, - the only remaining source of discontent is the exclusion of a small minority of white men from the polls by reason of disloyalty. 'And here the evil lies in the disloyalty and not in the exclusion; and I know I am safe in saying that the ex clusion will be removed quite as rapidly as the disloyalty disappears. And the disloyal white men of the South should be quite contented if they acquire suf frage as rapidly as the loyal colored men of the whole country. May wenot hope that the patriotic conduct of the one class, and Elie softening of unreasonable prejudice toward the other, will enable the American people to hold the centen nial celebration of our independence with no citizen of the Republic disfran chised, and with the sublime declara tion that "all men are created equal" accepted andrealized on the hundredth anniversary of its majestic utterance. Third. The election-. of Gen. Grant has settled the financial question. I do I not mean that it has adjusted - the details or even foreshadowed the particular measures by which the public debt is to be provided for and its prompt payment assured. I only mean that the Ameri can people have deliberately, solemnly, and emphatically recorded their decision in favor of an honest discharge of their publics obligations, and against all the forms of evasion and delusion so tempt inglir set forth in. Democratic platforms. They have declared against policy of wildly inflating, depreciating and ruining their currency in order to pre maturely pay; off any portion of the Gov ernment bonds, and they have declared with equal emphasis in favor of lighten ing the public burdens by reducing the interests on the national debtas prompt ly and rapidly as it may be done with honor. They have decided against all forms of repudiation, "open or covert, threatened or suspected," and in favor of upholding the public faith and main taining the publie honor stainless. Nay, they have gone one step further; the question of paying the public debt "In the utmost:good faith, according to the letter and spirit of the contract" is no longer to be made a subject of contro versy or of doubt in the American Con gress. Henceforth we may do well to remember that proud example furnished us in the Parliamentary history of Great Britain, where, just preceding the event ful battle of Blenheim, the probability of England's defeat being angrily sug _gosteclba,-rem. of -the Commons, he was am - sWiered by tire — iiiii4cTifiliTfaiThi3 an of that day in these eloquent and ever mem orable words: "The question of England's ability to maintain her position should not be discus sed in her own Parliament. DiScussion implies doubt, and doubt breeds disaster.— Our business is to provide the means for the national defense, and let us to our task." Fourth. With the election of Gener al Grant comes a higher - standard of American citizenship, with more dignity and character to the name abroad and more assured liberty and security at taching to it at home. Our diplomacy will be rescued from the subservient tone by which we have so often been hu miliated in our own eyes and in the eyes of Europe, and the true position of the first nation of the earth in rank and prestige will be asserted; not in the spir it of bravado or with the mere arrogance of strength, but with the conscious dig nity which belongs to power and with moderation which is the true ornament of justice. And with this vindication of the rights and the rank of our citizen ship abroad will come also its protection under the panoply at home. That pro vision of the Federal Constitution which solemnly guarantees that "the citizens of each State shall be entitled to 'all of the privileges and immunities of citizens in the several States" will not be a dead letter under the administration of Gen eral Grant, as it in fact has been from the foundation of the Federal Govern ment down to this hour. Henceforward it is to be practically enforced through out all our borders, and every citizen of the Republic, himself observant of the raw and of the rights of others, shall go where it may please him and speak as he may see fit, unawed by mobs, unharmed by murderers, unmenaced in life, limb or estate. With these four cardinal points settled by the people, Gen. Grant's ad ministration will have high vantage ground from the day of its inauguration. Its responsibility will, indeed, be great, its power will be large, its opportunity will be splendid, and to meet them all we have a true and tried man, who adds to his other great elements of strength that of perfect trust and confidence on the part of the people. And to reassure ourselves of his executive character, if reassurance were necessary, let us re member that grey t military leaders have uniformly proved the wisest, firmest and best of civil rulers. Cromwell, William Charles XII., Frederick of Prussia, are not more conspicuous instances of monarchial governments than Washing ton, Jackson and Taylor have proved in our own. Whatever, therefore, may be before us in the untrodden and often be clouded path of the future, whether it be financial embarrassments, or domestic trouble of another and more serious type, or misunderstandings with foreign na tions, or the extension of our flag and our sovereignty over insular or conti nental possessions, North or South ; that fate or fortune may peacefully offer to our ambition, let us believe with all con fidence that Gen. Grant's administration will meet every exigency with the cour age, the ability, and the conscience which American nationality and Chris tien civilization demanded Odds and_ Ends. How sweet to -recline in the laps of ages—say about eighteen. What word will make you sick if you leave one of the letters out? Music. When is money damp .When it be comes dew in the morning and is mist a night Every man should paddle his own canoe : but the difficulty is to get a GEM A gentleman asked a friend if he had ever seen a catfish. "No," was the re sponse, " but I have seen a rope walk." When you fall out of a carriage, what are you most likely to fall against?— Against your will. Words should be seconded by actions ; it isn't enoughlor a house-wife to say to a stocking with a hole in it, "You be darned?" A young lady who saw a steam fire engine in Boston for the first time, inno cently inquired why they boiled the water before they threw it on the fire. We believe the following td be the worst conundrum extant:: When is water like a rearing horse hitched to a post ? When it's tide and rises. Wives are often foolish enough to sit up for their husbands, but you hear of few husbands who have the patience to sit up for their wires. My yoke is nay and my burden is light, as the young fellow said when his girl was sitting on his lap with her arm around iris z.ack. . An old lady, when her - parlor said to her, " God has not deserted you in y - 6 - dm age," replied, " No, sir, I have a very good appetite." EVIL Tuonours.—" We cannot keep the crows from flying over our heads, but we can keep them from building their nests in our hair•"---Hartin Luther. A Sunday paper says it is in favor of women voting, if they want to. We should like to see the man that could make them vote, if they did not want to. "Pa," said an urchin, holding up a sunday-school picture book, " what's that?" "That, my son, is Jacob wrest ling with the angel." " And which licked?" inquired the young hopeful. No man knows what the wife of his bosom is; no man knows what a minis tering angel she is ; until he has gone with her through the fiery trials of this world. A clock baking just struck the hour of - one, s. tentle - rzhearte'd -woman exclaimed: "Oh,-what a cruel clock'!" Why so ?" asked a friend. "Because it struck a lit tle one, answered the tender hearted mother. The woman who made a pound of but ter from the cream of ajcire, and a cheese from the milk of human kindness, has since washed the close of a year, and hung 'em to dry on a bee line. A gentleman out West was invited to take a game at poker, but he refused, sayinE : "No thankee ; I played poker all one summer and had to wear nan keen pants all next winter; I have no taste for that amusement since." A man in Andover, Maine, hitched his horse to a board fence, and fed him with hay in a big boy. There was a crack in one of the board's large enough for his cow to lick her tongue through at the hay. The horse bit her tongue off so that he had to kill h.r. A drunken Englishman said to Judge Ledwith, of New York, the other day : " Your honor, I'm a nobleinan in dis guise." "So I perceive," replied the Judge; "You're disguised in liquor, and as drunk as .a lord." A darkey gives the following reason why the colored race is superior to the white race. Ile reasons thusly : " All men are made of clay, and, like the meer schaum pipe, are more valuable when highly colored." An Irishman, noticing a woman pass ing along the street, spied two strips de pending from under the lady's cloak.— Not knowing that these were in their right place and were styled "sashes," he exclaimed : " Faith s ma'am, your galluses are untied•" There is a boy down East who is ac customed to going out on the railroad track and imitate the steam whistle so perfectly as to deceive the officers at the station. His last attempt was eminent ly successful. The depot master came and "switched him off." "My son," said an anxious father once, " what makes you use that nasty tobac co ?" Now the sen was a very literal sort of a person, and, declining to con sider the question in the spirit in which it was asked, replied, " To get the juice, old codger." Wilmot, the infidel, when dying laid his trembling, emaciated hand upon the Sacred Volume, and exclaimed, solemn ly and with unwonted energy, " The on ly objection against this Book, is a bad life!" The best dowry to advance the mar riage of a young lady is,—when she has in her countenance mildness, in her speech wisdom, in her behavior modesty, and her life virtue. A lady in Boston, a few days ago, fell down stairs and broke her arm. The sur geon Who came to set it fell on the steps as he was going away, and broke one, of his ribs. DOES smoking offend you?" said a land lord to his newly arrived boarder. "Not alai]. sir." "I'm very glad to hear it, as you will find your chimney is given to the practie c?" Androo's Arithmatio. Mr. Johnson's head is about as well balanced on the figure of arithmetic as on the figures of speech. The lucidity of his mathematical propositions is only equaled by the clearness of his political views. For instance, he - says in his message that Government ~ received for its bonds, in real money, three or four hundred per cent; less than the obligations which it issued in return." No man of ordinary acquaintance with the English language and the Arabic numerals would ever make such a ridiculous statement. Take an illustration. Here is a bond for $l,OOO given by government. What does Mr. Johnson mean by saying that Government received "three or fourhun dred per cent. less" than the $l,OOO for the bond ?' How much is "three or four hundred per cent. less than $l,OOO Three hundred per cent. of - $l,OOO is $3,000. Does the man mean that Gov ernment received $3,000 less than 1,000 for every thousand dollar bond issued ?. If that is his meaning, then the Govern ment must have paid $2,000 bonus to every man who accepted a $l,OOO bond. But what a botch this fellow from . Tenn., makes of everything.—lfariford Post. Random Thoughts. You may joke when you please, ifyou are careful to please when you joke. A fool geneially leses his estate before he finds his folly. The use of money is all the advantage there is. in having money. If you wuold not have affliction visit you twice, listen at once to whatitteaeh- es you Inte - nie stiicly of the Bible will keep any writer from being fn/gar in_.point of CM A man passes for a sage if he seeks for wisdom—if he thinks he has found it he is a 00l He who is right and doing right. need not stop to inquire who or what stands with him. Prentice says wafer reddens the rose; Jack Frost the toes and whisky the nose; (He knows.) Into the composition of every hap piness enters the thought of having truly deserved it. - A patient is undoubtedly in a very bad way when his disease,is acute andhis doctor isn't. People seldom improve when they set up no other models than themselVes to copy after. Think little of yourself, and you will not be injured when others think little of you Goldsmith thought people should write their own flattering epitaphs, and then live up to them. Reforming the world is like patching an old coas,which will soon need another patch; but irit were not for reforMers the the world would always be out at the el bows. NEw 310 DE or Swrzamixa.—The New swindlers have invented a new method of doing business, the modus operandi of which is thus detailed : Some few days ago an elegantly dressed lady, accompa nied by a well dressed gentleman, en tered the store of a prominent jeweler, and asked to be shown some diamonds. A costly tray was handed them by the gentlemanly and obliging clerk, and • as they were examining and "choosing, comparing and rejecting," the clerk's attention was attracted by the entrance of a man who beckoned him cautiously aside, and, showing a star concealed be neath his coat, informed the clerk that he was an officer, and that he had been watching the couple at the counter for some time. He advised the clerk not to interfere with them, but show them what they asked for, and if they attempted to secrete anything he would arrest them. The clerk soon noticed that the suspect ed couple quietly stowed away several valuable diamond rings,and at this junc ture another person entered the store, also bearing a star beneath his coat, and at once gently tapping the genteel pair on the shoulders, blandly requested the pleasure of their society at the police station. The first officer told the, clerk that the prisoners would have " 'to be searched, and that he would then return the stolen property in the course of an hour or so. The confulin&lerk assent ed, and the prisoners and captors disap peared. The proprietors have thus far looked in vain for the glimmer of their returning diamonds, and the men who have a right to wear stars are looking after the pretended policemen. Brick Pumeroy's New York Democrat bids fair to prove an elephant with a very strong appetite. It is asserted by the knowing newspaper men of New York that it has taken into its capacious maw the net profits of the LaCrosse con cern, all that Brick could rake lip in New York, and even now displays a weakness in the legs greater than that exhibited by Oliver Twist when he mustered up the courage ttrask for "more." A paup er and a newspaper, however, are two different things; what one pleads for the other exacts. So Brick's LaCrosse es tablishment has been completely swal lowed by the New York concern, and not a word said about it by Mrs Tucker. If the LaCrosse readers can't get along on a weekly issued at New York, they must seek elsewhere for the mental pabulum they require. In the meantime, the World was never so prosperous. This is one way of saying that even Democra cy can't live on filth and blackguardism as a regular diet. THREE hundred dollars was the amount recently paid for marrying a couple in New York. VOL, 1, NO. 2. The Oldest City. Damascus is the oldest city in , the world. Tyre and Syclon hate crntabled on the shore; Baalbeo is a ruin;' Palmyra is buried-in the sands of the desert; Nineveh and Babylon have disappeared from the shores of the Tigris and Ed= phrates. Damascus remains what it was in the days of Abraham—a centre of trade and travel, an island of terdhrs' in a desert predestined capital," with martial and sacred associations eztend; ing beyond thirty centuries. It was near Damascus that Saul of Tarius saw the light from heaven,' above the brightness of the sun; the street which is Called Strait, in which it is said he "prayeth," still runs through the city; . the , caravan comes and goes as it did one tholisiind -years ago; there is still the Sheik, the ass and the water wheel; the merchantii of the Euphrates still occupy these"witli the multitude of their wares." The city which MahometstiVeyed from a neigh borihg height, and was afraid to enter, "because it is given to man to have but one Paradise, and for hi's part he resold= ed not to have it, in this - World," is rd this day what Julien called the " Eye of the East" as it was in the . tizhe of Isaiah "the head of Syria." From Damascus came our damson, or blue . plums, and the detici us apricots of Portugal, called Damascus; damask, our beautiful fabric of cotton and silk, with' vines and flow ers raised upon smooth; bright ground; damask rose, introduced into England at the time of Henry VIM; the Damascus blade, - so famous the world over for its keen edge and reniarkable the secret of the mantifaettird Of, Which' was lost when Tamerlane carried off the artists into Persia; and that beautiful art of inlaying wood and steel with silver arid gold; `a kind of Mosaic engraving with sculpture united; called damascen= ing, with which boisce and _bureaus, and swords and guns are ornamented: It i 9 still a city of flowers and bright inters; the streams from Lebanon, the "rivers of Damascus," the river of "gold" still sparkles in the wilderness of "Syrian gardens." -A LOVING young couple, who had jusi, been married, were stopping at 'anion Hall, Saratoga. They billed and cooed so much at the table that they were call; ed - by all who sat near them the •°turtle doves." After they had left, a facetious young gentleman, Who had been sitting opposite them while there. notified their absence, and inquired of a friend by hiS side if the turtle doves were gone. A Waiter, who stood immediately behind him, thinking the inquiry was addressed to him, answered: "Yes, sir, but we have plenty of chicken left." A LATE Judge ; whose personal appear , - mace was as unprepossessing as his le gal knowledge Was profound and his in tellect keen, -interrupted a female wit ., ness- 4, Humbugged you! pay good woman, what do you•mean . 14 that ?' 5 said he sternly. Well, my lord," rd= plied the woman, «I don't know how to explain exactly ; but if a girl Called your lordshiv a handsome man,'xiori she would be humbugging you.'!, AN eminent divine once remarkedin lecture : " In selecting a paitrierfor life,' choose persons of naturally food dispo sition—those that are by nature cheer ful and gentle. It, may strpriSe pin to . hear me place these before piety, but I am of Baxter's opinion, who' said that the grace of God could live with persona' that he could not. "WHAT's that ?" asked ' .Sehoof mastdr, pointing to the letter X.--- " It's daddy's name." " No, you blockhead, it's X." " Taint X fluffi er ; it's daddy's name, for I seed: him write it many a time." That boys "daddy" voted for Seymour. Why are lovers like Good Temp- - ars? Because they hold secret rubbtin'gs' at least once . a - week, make proposi tions, form their circle of unity (with the old folk's,)' desire to be united, and add others to....their number'. A Soldier on trial for habitual drunli enness, was addressed by the President :* "Prisoner, you haer the prosecution for habitual drunkennesd, what hivie you' to . plead in your defence ?" "kothini, please your honor, lan't an habitual thirst!" NEWTON said,"Endenior to be rtnsx in your trade or profession. whatever it may be•" And this,' by the way, is the secret of success and excellence. It matters comptiratively little what that trado or occupation, or profession may be, provid ed it is u'seful. THE Scientifi . c Aniericad says that a marl in Grange county was found one night climbing an overshot wheel in a fulling mill. He was asked what he *asi doing? lie said he was" trying to go Up to bed, but somehow or other the stairs. Would'nt hold still. AT a sunday school examination a few days ago, a little girl being asked by the , catechiser: "What is the outward visible sign or form in baptism ?" innocently re plied, "Please sir, the baby." SATIRE is a sort of glass Wherein holders generally discover everybody's face but their own; which is the chief rea son that so very few are offended with it: AN Oregon journal is progressing. It notices births under the head of "Come;" marriages it styles "'Fixed to Stay," and deaths it reports under the head of "Gone."