POETRY. From the Troy Gazette, Vain are the Pleasures of this life, And fleeting are its fancied joys ; Tumultuous scenes of endless strife, Mere childish toys. Man secks blest happiness in vain, ‘The phantom from his presence flies, He lives in sérrow and in pain The sufferer dies. X'1i seek dim silence and the shade, To man’s rude footsteps long a stranger, With contemplation, pensive maid, A boundless ranger. See 1-_Life is but a cheerless road, Where shall we find its boasted treasures ? ? Peace! lead me to thy blest abode, Wherears thy pleasures Pleasure is but a painted toy, And Life’s a boundless sea of trouble, i, Friendship’ s a gilded name—and jy Art thou, in youth’s del ve m n By transient scenes of bliss beg Art thou on gilded pinions borne, Sweet Fancy’ 5 hth Let glory, sad experience teach Peace dwells not in this vale of tears} Ere life’s meridian we resch : ie Gisappesid, Life's fragile rk may Smontly. glide “While wafted by propitious gales ; ¥And with the swelling, silver tide She swiftly sails. But soon of tending storms the sporty When overwhelming tempests rise, The tenant finds no shelt’ring port, But sinks and dies. See Merit at Misfortune’s side, Unshelter’d from the tempest, roam; While Folly, Ignoratice and Pride, Each find a home, Virtue, the good man’s polar star; In penury’s low vale resides ; ‘While vice, in splendor’s golden car, t Triuniphant rides. See Industry, with visage mild, Struggling against rude Fortune’s frown 3 In vain=-behold ! misfertune’s child Sinks breathless down. From compéterice t6 fortune hurl’d, And doom’d to hopeless poverty ; 1°11 point a sordid, selfish world To worth and thee, The child of misery and we, I’ve seen thee charitably seek— Seen sensibility’ s soft glow Diffuse thy cheek. “Those cheeks now furrowed by despair, Disease’s sallow paleness borrow, A prey to Ife-consuming care, And gloomy sorrow. And my sad checker’d life discloses “The ills to which frail man is born, 1 too have gather’d life’s wild roses And felt their thorn, 1.ife’s cheerless winter I contrast With youthful spring, serene and pleasant ; Thus tho’ sweet memory gilds the past, It damps the present, Stranger ! wherever and whoe’er theu art, fs some fair nymph by thee ader’d ? Does beatity hold thy tender heart, ‘With silken chord. And doth she tenderly receive thee, { And press the in her circling arms ? Ah! fly the syren—she’ll deceive thee) Ah ! fly her charms. {For doth she tender passions ~Y {Doth she awaken soft desires; Still fly ; she never feels (hy love That she inspires. N y { Love is a false, bewildering fame, { Aud lite’s a boundless sea of trouble 3 Friendship is but a gilded name, Pleasure’s a bubble. Stranger ! let sad experience teach Bliss dwells not in this vale of tears ; Ere lite’s meridian we reach, It disappears. : . he @ a : ' : a COGITATIONS On seeing the grave of a Shoemaker, “This is the ast of man! his final end! ho Alas poor soul, his morning hopes were P, glorious, but stern fate measured his hours of comfort and he tell—Though Chatham's; ge all he mourned, he yet was Fored. Pati-§ ent in suffering, but when insult cahie, he Pressed to the earth he s40’d no vik rage, but gave his blessings and kis p to booz, Pilgrim ! DO tassels wave a 4 his bier, though upon nature’s lap h {stone rests ! Death to the linings o ne sewed a destroying seam! Hi 3 peated hegs, the pinchers of verge ling with indicative zeal, and thou were ever going not able to kop a gave up his soul, ed on Has gray scribed: ZEN Worth makes the WE, de ont of t 1 All else we find butleather and pr un Al We have seldom seen a wife adve in a more affectionate manner than the fol-| lowing : NOTICE—Fourteen yesrs ago 1 took to] wife with Patience, of the Trise of Doan; as we were both of African origin, and of a deep jetty black, it never entered my head that my wife would have Patietice: to listen to the persuasions of 2 swarthy In| of my family began tobe disturbed by one Jim of that race, and at length Patience oliowed him, carrying with them the main part of my estate, viz: bed and bedding} great and little wheel, bed cord, rR pot and spider. I have since been active in endeavoring to regain her affections to" gether with my property. 1 have bought a Shawl of beautiful colors to terapt her} I have pified to her, but she would not} dance ; I have mourned with her, and she would not weep, and finally am persuaded that she will never be restored to me ; and therefore, to save the wreck of my estate, trusting said Patience on my account, as I will pay no debts of her contracting after this date. HENRY JACKSON. Wethersfield, (Con. ) May 25, 1818. Instructions Jor fine Gentler Whenever you fail mn conyel’satie.. to amuse the company, begin to laugh most immoderately ; thereby you will command the attention of the spectators. If any gentleman should tell a remarka- ole good story, never laugh, but immediate. ly tell another story yourself, and then laugh as much and a8 loud as you please. Wherever you go, be détermined to find fault with every thing; thereby you will Prove yourself a man of consequence. Do you wish to be in love? Visit your bristled up and waxed in honest wrath. — a la your bottle. Spirits give spirits—e—DMake a dying speech ; thump your breast ; flour- ish your handkerchief; and present a pistol. If she is not moved at this, I'll give you leave to shoot yourself. Whevever you are in company with Ila- dies, endeavor to show your learning. Use as many hard words sud learned phrases as possible j it will excite great admiration. Should the conversation happen to ge! beyond your depthyand you be pressed for a remark or a reply, sct up an affected cough ora sneeze ; and then say, « Damme, I forgot what I was going to speak.’ Another Swinish accident.—As a young gentleman was on his way home to dinner yesterday, 2 large sow at the corner of Broadway and Thames street, unluckily run "her nose full tilt between his legs, took him fairly upon her back aud redlly gallop- ed off some yards, when giving a sudden grunt she pitched him sprawling on his back into the middle of the street, to the no small amusement of several byestanders: We are bappy to learn he sustained no in- jury other than ruining a pair of small lclothes. N. York Post. TO DESTROY BED BUGS. Take two ounces of qiticksilver and the whites of two eggs, and so in this ratio for jer or smaller quantity. Beat the dian, Not long ago, however, the peace| I herby forbid all persons harboring or| be supplied on the most reasonable terms. He flatters himself that by punctuality to business, and keeping on hand a quantity of the best Segars, to merit the. patronage of a generous public. William Ward. Bite July 20, 1818. "LAWS. | he Quota for Centre and Clearfield counties, of the Laws passed at the last ses- sion of the Legislature of Pennsylvania, came to hand this day, to be delivered to the different officers entitled to copies there- of ; all of whom will please to apply per- sonally, as receipts are to be taken on their delivery. John Rankin, Prof’ y. Prothonotary’s Office, Bellefonte, July 20, 1818. N. B. The Journals of the same session of the Legislature, are also received at the Commissioners’ Office. Also, one box for the Commissioners of Clearfield county, containing the Journals, &c. and are ready for distribution. : WANTED. One or two apprentices will be taken to the Tailoring Business, subscriber. Boys from ten to thirteen years of age will be preferred. Andrew Stewart. _ 3 : - 1 20 Dollars Reward, the subscriber P don Mill, on Friday the 10th inst a bri 1 Sorrel Horse, 8 one hind foot white, his back rubbed with the saddle. Whoever takes up the horse 10 dollars tor the horse alone. John M “Donald, THE Books for receiving ied Centre county, at the house of John Rap- kin, on Tuesday the first day of September the purpose of receiving subscriptions (o the stock in the pan Ys At which time and place one or more of tiend and keep open said hooks as directed 4 by an act of the Legislature, passed the the Governor to incorporate a Company for the purpose of making and erecting a A f STRAYED or stolen from 2 Noe Furnace, Fran fifteen & an half hands high, shod all round, 2 and thiefshall have the above reward, or July 23, 1818, will be opened in the borough of Bellefonte, next; at ten o'clock, A. M. of said day, for Clark’s Lerry Bridge Com- 3 ‘he Commissioners for Centre county, will | 23d day ot March, A. D. 1818, authorising BRIDGE Over the River Susquehanna, in the coune Cooney store ketpbes. and Hom can |: the done. if immediate application be made to the ties of Dauphin and Cunberiand, at or ear Clark’ 8 Ferry. JAMES POTTER, ~ JOHN RANKIN, JOHN IRVINE, vite, it 29, 1818. 5 ( itors Take Notces a AT 1 have applied to to the Court of on Pleas of the county of Centre; the benefit of the several acts of a Coantd ; oor Cen tre Coys ls sembly, passed | for the relief of inlsolvent debtors, and ‘the Court have appointef | Monday the 24th day of August to hear m and my creditors, at the Court Hot Bellefonte. A - Henry Ba hips hs duty de : P Pi : AP Lh WHEREAS tbs honorable cH Axl HUSTON, President of the Common Pleas in the ah judicial district composed of the counties of Centre, Hund {tingdon, Mifflin and Bedford, and the hon. James Potter and Adam Hurper, judges of & the said court in Centre county, haveissu edtheir precept bearing date the {7th day | of July, 1818, to me directed, for holding a court of Oyer and Terminer and General Jail Delivery, in the Town of Bellefonte, for the coun- ty of Centre, on the fourth Monday of Au- gust next, being the 24th dey thereof. NOTICE 1S THEREFORE HEREBY GIVEN to the coroner, the justices of the peace and constables of the said county of Cen- tre, that they be then and there in their proper persons at ten o'clock in the fore: noon of said day, with their records, ine’ quisitions and remembrances, to do those things which to their offices appertain to And those who are bound by recogni zances to prosecute rgainst the pris soners that are or shall be in the jail of ithe county of Centre, are to be then and there to prosecute against them as shallbe just. Dated at Bellefonte, the 19th day of July, in the year of our Lord 2 one thousand cight hundred and eighteen, and in the forty-third year of the independence of United States of America. 3 Wm. Alexander, mistress when you have drank freely of Bellefonte) August 6, 1818. Dx a 7 Erne : Er