SELECT MISCELLANY.
Iii1tf1ll:1:1:31 , 141:UTIMIli;a
Peculiar Ones.
- THE SQTAUE MAN.
The square man meazzures the
same eadh way, and haint got no
wzonny edges nor shaky' lumber in
him.
He is free from knot% and sap, and
won't warp.
lie iz Wear stuff, and I don't stare
what yu work .him up in, he won't
swell and he won't shrink.
He is amungst men what good kit
d ried boards are amung en rpenters,he
won't season-lirae.k.
It don't make enny difference
which ov him yu.cotne up to, he iz
the same biggness each way, and the
only way tew git him, cony how,
i z
tew face him.
tie knows he iz square, and never
spends enny time trieing tew prove
it .•
The square man iz one ov the best
shape men the world haz ever pro
duced; he iz one ov them kind of
chunks that you kan't alter tew fit
him.
THE OBLONG MAN
The oblong man alwuz mearLures
inure one way.than he duz the tuth
er, and yu have got tew meazzure
him every time yu want tew use him.
The shortest way ov him to-day
may be the longest way to-morrow.
lie ain't alwuz a bad man by enny
means, he iz often only unfortunate,
and he haz been heard frequently tew
say, that he iz sorry that he was bilt
so.
Sum ov the,smarlest men in krea
shun are oblOng, and will fit most
t•nny kind ov a spot with a very lit
tle altering.
THE PERPINDIKLAR MAN
The perpinalklar _man iz half
brother tew the square man, and iz
az uprite az a lamp-post.
He Is a dredful good kind ov a man
tew have lying around loose, and he
paint got but one fault, or rather in is
fortin, and that iz, he isso stiff he
kant dodge goad.
I don't like tew see a man dodge
everything, but there are things in
this world that are cheaper to dodge
than to buk against.
I like the up and down, perpindik
lar man, you can alwuz git at the
solid kontentsov him, by just multi
plying him by himself.
THE LIMBER !I'l A\
The limber man iz a kind ov injun
rubber specimint ov humanity, who
Lint tell himself how far he kan
stretch without breaking.
lis iz redrly tew stretch, or he
stretched, and though he flies bak
samtimes tew to old spot, he quite
az often snaps off in such a bad place
that he leant be mended agin.
Limber men aint alwus malishus,
but they are az Vtird to manage az a
greased pig, take a holt of them
where you will, yu will tied them pi
zon slippery.
Limber men are rather wuss than
wl - cked ones, for they karat even tell
themselves what they are going to do
next.
When a limber man duz git to go
ing wrong, he iz like a blind mule,
when be gits tew kiekingyu anit safe
nowhere. .
Limber men don't alwuz lak ka
pacay, it would perhaps be better if
they did, for a 4111 phool iz one of
the safest people we hay.
TUE JOLLY MAN
lolly men are almait alwus good
I=l
it iz dredful eazy tew mistake spas
odik hilarity for good natur.
I have seen men who were called
oily good fellows who are az, treacer
ous in their joy az a Itat iz.
Vu will alwus notiss one thing,
when the kat purrs the most, she haz
just thought ov sum new kind ov
deviltry.
I know ov no vice in genuine jol
lvty.
When a man iz jolly . all over, he
iz too happy and kareless tew be vi
c•ious
I hay seen people who could laff
long and loud, but thare was no more
good nature in it than thare iz in
rrief in a hyena when they imitate
the wail ov an infant.
'Tis true we leant alwuz tell about
these things, but if we watch a man
all summer, and hang around him
ail winter, when spring comes agin
we ought tew be able tew guess
whether the laff that is in him iz the
aroma ov his good Oatur, or is only
the aroma ov the hikkups.
THE PEWTER MAN
The pewter man takes his name
from the old fashomed pewter spoon,
made out ov cheap material, impos
sible tew keep bright long, eazy tew
take hopreshuns from almost eney
thing, and no more ring tew it than
thare iz tew a bogus half dollar.
Pewter men are mighty kommon
here on earth, not only !common be
kate:e t twy are plenty, but kommon
heltau. , e they don't amount to much.
'They haint 'lack - 1y phools, if they
nz, we cttuld describe them better.
- l'hey are like, bass wno k punkin
seeds, and white oak whetstuns. in
a well stocked kuntry store, kind ov
necessary, tew keep up the assort
ment.
They never do ennything verry
gold or verry bad, and go - thru life a
good deal az a boy goes tew uistrict
,kool, in green apple time, jilt
bP
l;au,e he has got to.
THE FITECNG MAN
The fiteing man iz a kind ov hu
man bull tarrier, with a jaw on him
like a nolf trap that haz just been
sprung.
Ile haz a low,sour forehead,a beefy
neck, a small eye, and an ugly pug
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Hiz intelligence konsista in know
ing how tew maul another human
being, able tew take it in return, and
not knoit. J.
All his ideas ov honor are govern
ed by the code which calls it dishon
orable to pnnch a man belo the belt.
Ifiz,great atnbishun in life iz tew
win a phew bloody fights, and then
end hiz daze az the proprietor ov
a gin mill with hiz name and in
tamy hung up in guilt letters over hiz
bar. •
lle iz a rank koward by nature.
L ind ! l ov e r fought a battle yet in
which he did not ezpekt hiz low cun
ning would enable hlin" to outwit biz
adverszrv.
TII E PRECISE 31.00,.1
The precise man weighs Just 16
ounces tew the pound. and meezzures
)ust eiti inches tew the yard.-
lid iz more parlicklar about being
Just so, than he iz about being right.
iliz blunders, if he ever makes
any, - are all kronic, and they kant be
Lured.
He iz most alivus what we kall a
virtetVtitis man at least, but thare
iz no logik ken make him alter hiz
mind.
Ile iz az exact in his way az a kom-
DIVS.
lie knows the year, the month,and
Ow day ov the week, and eumtimes
the verry hour that enny important
event took place.
r ife kan tell yu the exact age ov
every old maid in the naborhooci,
and kan rekollect distinkly ov hear
ing his grate-grandlather tell what
sort ov a kloud it was that the light
ning come outiov that struck the
steeple ov the Presbyterian church,
and knoked th• weathercock on'it
into the shape ov a cocked hat.-
The precise man is a mere bundle
ov fakts, figures, and trilling inci
dents, which are ov the utmost im
portance tew him, but not mutch use
tew ennybody else.
He iz just about az mutch conse
quentz where he livs as a last year's
Farmers' Allininax.
He has set in his ways as an old
goose trieing tew hatch out a glass
egg.
A Dakota 'sheriff attached a show
the other day. and while tacking up
a "sale notice" on the elephant's hind
quarters, which he mistook for a
small barn, the elephant swung
round, his tail did strike a blow.
There were eight hacks at the funer
al.
A nveurazas CONIFINSION
John M. Osborne was hung at
Knoxville, 111. on last Friday. Pre
viOus to his execution he made the
following statement:
Some time in July last a stranger
came to me who represented
self as as nu agent for a patent barrow.
He inquired of me about J. H.
Matthews, and said he knew where
they lived. He requested me to I
walk out with him,. which I did.
He knew I had been at work for
Matthews. We walked out by the
coal house and sat down in
the shade. He told me of the litiga
tion between Mrs. Matthews' father
and others. We talked awhile,
when he asked me if I would take
five linadred or a thourand dollars
and put a certain person oat of the
way. I told him "No," and asked
whO it was and what he want
ed. He said he would not tell me
untill I agreed to do it. I thought
I would draw him °utast' then have
him arrested, which I wish note I
had. But he refused to give any
names until I told him 1 would.
He said: "Listen to reason." Oh!
that I had, and I would not have
been here now. He asked Ifl.would
do it if the sum named were doub
led. I said "No." He then offered
me $5.000, and said he had arranged
with another for a much less sum,
but he had failed him. He said he
believed I had the nerve to do it. 1
asked him who it was he arranged
with, but he refused to tell me until'
I had agreed to do it. I then agreed
to kill the person, but did not know
who it was. He then told me it was
Mrs. Matthews. I started back with
horror, and would not do it. He
told me that she had heard a conver
sation and was to be a witness for
her father, and that she must be put
out of the way. I asked him who he
had engaged, and lie said it was Joe
Perry. I asked him if he had told
Joe he was coming to un?. He said
no. He then agreed to meet any
where I desired and pay the money
when the deed was done. I saw him
anin a few days before the murder.
Perry saw me, and told me he knew
all. I then thought I could not back
out, or Perry would do it, and then
charge it to me, and he would get the
money. On Monday I was at the
depot at about eleven o'clock A. M.
I then went to my hohse and took a
lunch, and left a little before twelve
o'clock at. I went south to MIS.
WoOds' pasture lot, and then creased
over into the corn field. I did not
then intend togo to Mr. Matthews.'
I went into a corn field to look for
melons. I then went to the lime
and sat on' the gate, and looked over
towards Mr. Matthews' house, and
then thought I would walk over that
way. I did not know certainly that
the Matthews were gone, as they
thought on Saturday that they
might not finish their own grain. I
did not think of hiding my tracks or
of doing the deed until I struck the
Farmington road. I then looked up
and down, and saw no one. I tnen
crossed into Matthews' field and
went on to the house. As 1 went to
the pump I saw Mrs. Matthews at
the door. I was weak and fatigued.
She asked me to come In, as she was
all alone. She gave me a drink and
asked me to sit down. My heart
failed me. It was too warm in the
house, as she was washing and had a
big fire. I then went and sat in the
back door. I was sitting there when
'lllr. Kunable went by. He could
not ha've seen me. I went in then.
She closed the „front door and put
down the blintik'4 , herself. She said
she would getfk* - isome dinner. It
then flashed thitiiugh my mind that
she would go down to the cellar,
and it would be my best chance.
H. Matthews swore truly when he
said there was but one knife, fork
and plate on the table. She went
into the cellar with a plate and knife
for butter. For an excuse 1 asked
her If all the water was out of the cel
lar. She said "yes, but it was mud
dy." I was at the cellar door and
passed down, remarking "I wanted
to see." I went down and talked to
her a little, and as she stooped down
I picked up a brick and struck her on
the hack of the head. She started to
run, and I caught her by her dress
and part of her drawers. That is
the way her drawers were torn. I
pulled her back and Struck her again,
when she fel!. I then picked up a
small hoard and struck her on the
head. She groaned and I thought it
was done. I then went up stairs,
and to make a lithe impression
rummaged the drawers and found
the money, and thought I must
take it to prevent the true Motive
from being discovered. I p at part
in each of my pants pocket, and
then thought I would go clown and
see if she was dead. I saw her eyes
lookite at me. I went up to her,
told bending over her, said, 'Adelia.'
She raised her eyes and look( d at tne.
I said, "Iki you know." She made
no reply. I asked her again and she
said "I do," I asked her who I was,
and she said Mr. Osborne, and reach
ed her hand to me, and said "why
di.i you do this?" I dropped her
hand and turned away, and looked
at her again in a moment, and I felt
I would give worlds to have her
well again. I then took my knife
and rut her throat. She tu ver
ipoveo or shuddered and then I
went up stairs and left. I then put
the money in the old cupboard in the
house. I had on a coat, and got a
drop of blood on the sleeve. I wash
ed it off while on the hunt the next
day alone. I did not ravish her per•
son, as God is my witness. Miss. H.
testified truly. She saw from the
north door of the hotel. I saw her.
The knife I used I threw Into the
hedge running between the end of
the hedg. The knife found was not
my knife, I never saw it.
I have now finished. My Um; is
nearly up. I have fearfully wrong
ed the Matthews flintily. I ask
them to forgive me, as I feel God
has. I have stated the truth, 11S tied
is my witness. I might refer to
some of the evidence, but have not
time. In a few moments I shall be
in eternity, and I call God to wit
ness the truth of this statement.
Gem W. Kretzinger has written
the above on this fourteenth day of
March, A. D. 1873, at my. request.
I wanted him to write It as I stated
last night to the officers of the Court
and to my attorney at►d others. I
bid a last and eternal farewell, and
may God receive my spirit.
(Signed] JNO. Dpi. OBBORNX.
Witnessed by M. I). Cook and J.
Turriclif.
—our readers will remember how
Mary Harris, some four or five years
since, in Washington, shot a Treas
ury clerk bemuse be would not mar
ry her, and how the murderer was
acquitted on the ground of Insanity.
This energetic lunatic has since been
employed as a clerk In the Patent
office, having become suddenly awe
enough for that avocation. Still
Miss Mary is liable to little lapses
into lunacy. About a week ago, she
got together the necessary apparatus
of pistol, powder, and ball, and start
ed to kill another man; hut she was
in time prevented from committing
another hoinicide , and is now in the
Government Insane Asylum, to the
great relief, we shouldsuppase, of all
the single marriageable men in
Washington. We shall not at this
distance of time, and_with our imte
curate knowledge of the facts, pre
tend to quarrel with the verdict
which set this murderer at large lo
"kill more men;" but here we have
a striking example of "the absurdity
of acquitting murderers on the
grournd of insanity and of then Jet
ting them loose to do the same
thing over a„&airi . whenever moved
thereto by passion or by delusion.
To 'think of a woman acquitted of
the highert crime known to the law.
walking out of the-conrt=room, made
free-by a plea ofinsazdty, only to he
employedas a clerk In a Govern
ment office, is simply frightful. and
enough . to bring Jaw and all Its ad
ministrators into contempt,
Waiter Cifll6 -- • Iri ' from School with
a bright red spot burning on each
cheek, and an unusual brightness in
his eye. He seemed ha and yet re
luctant to speak.
"Miss Denby waylaid him, I
know," said his mother, and a smile
almost rose to her Up; as she saw
how her words had - moved him.
The next moment she thoughl4ir e ty .
of the pain he must have
eneed.
"Walter." she asked,- putties, -her
hand on his shoulder and [oohing
down with her Wok cheeriesa
smile info his eyes, " Ins Deb
by been talking to you?"
"Yes mother," said the boy, his
voice choking and his eyes drur;
the next moment he buried his Duce
in her bosom and had a good boyish
c liother soothed him and cheered
hiiniandia-szningts: be.ialsed his
heallisfi 11ildi!' ?rotten leanitatand
it abylenigettrilesficlr szhatden
you,:and' l6 . l le43", o o ol adnirir
life oUt suppor t - *hi '
nothing.for you. •
"Do 166 k very freglier' - joked"
mothe4.llol4llll3lp a plump,. rOtMit
arm, drawing , her boy7to tit 4
lookit*Vass . just.tlppOlitte;
check weie , .yet acidishitifti l .
and the bright, ogliiiit. - 11thin *Weald
keep her freehand yotitik even *WC
the hair was frosted. ''A merry
bears deeds good like a medicine,"
and Walter caught the infection and
laughed outright.
"Hiss Debby made out s terrible
case, mother," he add.
"I knew it, my dew, but she had
an end in view, Her brother Jas
tuft would like your services. He
would take you until you are twen
ty-one. You have been wanting a
situatirn; what do you say to such
an opening for business?"
"I should prefer to drive carts on
the new railroad to that. But do
you suppose people talk shout my
being such a burden to your
"No one but Miss Debby, or some
one whale opinion is as valuable.
But if they did, Walter, whose judg
ment ore we to go by? Can you not
trust in your mother's, rather than
in theirs? Remember that in going
to school this winter you are _doing
just what I wish you to do; just
what your father would wish if
ho was here to counsel with us.
Having this assurance let your mind
be at rest. If we havetheconscious
was that we are doing right, that
God approves of our course, it is a
very small matter as to what man's
judgment may be in the matter.
We are getting on comfortably, be
cause we have God's blessing on our
small resources. We have none of
us been allied to very great self-de
nial yet, but we should be willing to
make such sacrifice rather than have
you lose your present opportunities
for getting an education. Now,
Walter, my boy, let us put aside all
uncomfortable thoughts and thank
the Lord we are all together. I
would rather divide a crust between
us for our suppers than be separated;
would not you I"'
"Yes, indeed, mother," said the
happy boy, fervently, giving her a
kiss. "Any fare is good enough an
me, so you and Emma-share it with
me. I confess lam as hungry as a
bear, though," and he opened the ov
en door and peeped in. A plump
little pudding in a basin rejoiced his
eyes.
"There, there" said mother, "no
peepinr, just bring me to a basket of
your twigs, Walter, and we'll give
the finishing brown to the pudding
crust while I hash up these cold po
tatoes."
Walter took downhis hatchet. and
in a few minutes came in with a nice
basket of pieces which quickly
brought the oven to the right heat.
The potatcies were done a light,erisp
brown, the bread and nice milk gra
vy set on, and the frugal supper was
ready. It was neatly served and
a well prepared meal, and all par ,
look of it with that best sauce for a
meat, a good appetite.
The pudding, with Its nice dried
cherries sprinkled through it, was
"good enough for the President,"
Walter affirmed. Indeed. pudding
making was Lucy's especial forte.
She could contrive one out of very
slender materials, and often pieced
out a dinner with a good pudding,
which, without it. would haveseem
ed quite unsatisfactory. There are
many good receipts afloat for these
dishes generally appreciated by the
children, which house-wives would
profit by turning to account. Teach
your 4eughter to preparathem on a
small scale at first, to test their mer
its, and if they prove worthy adopt
them as family dishes. Considerev
ery new dish you learn to make as
so much added to your store of
housekeeping knowledge. It is sur
prising what a small range some
women content themselves with.
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lIITICIDE 01 1 A SANK CAMILICIL
Money and beeutUlee Burned- 7 Tbe
Deed Committed In the Pre sone. of
WHO and Children—laves Ovation by
the Coroner.
lise.azirtuari, Pa.. March 14.—The
community here was thrown into a
state of the profoundest excitement
this morning by the suicide of Thom
as F. Anderson, cashier of Lamber
tin's bank. and one of the oldest
cashiers in the oil regions. Reopen
ed the bank as usual at the regular
hour. and transacted business with
several customers. He was after
wards noticed running in and out of
the bank In a hurried and excited
manner, and then hurrying up This.-
teen street towards his residence.
Smoke was then seen honing from
the bank, and the persons who had
noticed hie-maneuvers entered the
bank, supposing it to be on fire.
when they discovered thegrate heap
ed up with bank notes. bonds and
bank papers rapidly being consum
ed by tire. The fire was extinguish
ed as quickly as passible, and the
notes, bonds, •ic., drawn out. Some
were in a charred condition, while
others were burned to ashes. Upon
reaching his residence, some three
squares distant, Le entered by the
back way , and, handing his wife a
letter, said he. was sheath commit
an awful act, at the same time ex.
posing a Waal. which her held In his
hand. She endeavored taigas it'
rom him but he tore himself .-froce
her.tamped a lbw - step dime imp
theraised his hentiond fired,
the I voloring the right temple.,
His wife fell fainting. He urn on
scions at intervals ofohort do ation
for an hour or more: butgaVe no ex
planation for the act, and ,et.
expired. Several letter were left
by him, but thelrantessts •hays not;
asyet been made public. A note
left on the counter said that be had
destroyed all the spools' depasitsaimi
bilis receivable. Thirty eight *oar
and dollars was Mr: LeMbertla's
individual government bonds. The
amount absolutely dcatrosed ottnot
be as yet ateettained. The United
States Treasurer has been telegraph.
ed to send some one at once to - ex.
amine the charred hinds and MOIL
What. led to this esticide °UMW be
positively ascertain& It is gear.
ally supposed, however, - that his • ir
regularities In conducting the busi
ness were tie ceases, as itis known
h e was carrying large over thank far
the accommodatlon of peemood
Mends, unauthorized by the. husk.
The bank vrassoon to ehauge hands,
and he was requiredto bey. his ac
counts and books In 'comities order
at a certain date, which itrooldatpose
these irregularities. Theblek- loess
heavily, but the loan Will dot alit
its standing. Every , confidence is
felt in its security.
A window full of pot-plante
denly descended Into the Street on
Monday morning Suing_ the, back
bosom, and hair of an el derly party
with bulbs, earth. thorns, and hair
pins. All WOO as he recovered his
speech, he stated that he was a pH
vim and a stranger. but he'd be—it
he couldn't Ha the man who toueh
ed off that powder.
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Vialbill hi the .14101114ftle.
Theca are ludicatieue of a regular
ode „the Legislature. The
ccniespondent of the
Naiad ihosday Dispatch tells
what he times of the &outdo Of
kerktatiou in tlie style:
It le very plain-to persons !knottier
with Mks here that theta is a very
deckled doling existing among the
better class of the republican mem,
hers of the home malust the under
of thi-Pidladelphia delete?
fi r r a This teeth* is not attributa
ble to local jealousy, but arises from
a keUngakin to contempt for those
that are annually sent here from the
metropolis, Asa into. your. Philo
delplua metnbei*of the - , berme . are
the wowed in intellect of all the
membership of the legislature. and,
in addition to their poverty in this
respect, they teem to be regarded as
lacking, to *remarkable degree, that
worth which Pope said, "makes the
man," whilathey are being looked
upon as poseesdng in abundance that
'want oft that "makes the fellow."
,These country members—and some
of them are really men of character
and ability—have become impreteed
with a conviction that your Phila
delphia delegation has been roystex
log too long and too extensively,
and are casting about to throw off
the toted domination. They try to
keep this rebellious Wing down
' , for the sake of the party;" for these
Moan becoming galling, add are B
OW to be snapped asunder upon
provocation.
."ifyou will notice the proceedings ;
an printed In the morning papers;
you will discover that upon a eertain
lams of bills the bulk of the Philadel
phia delegation will aimed, invaria
bly be bond clustering on one side,
and that side is' said to be always
buttered. Herein Her the germ of
this opposition. Speaker. Elliott is
the acknowledged leader of the Phil
adelphia delegation. and not un
frequently strains many points to
giVe his friends advantages - en the
floor. This conduct is solely attri
butable to zeal for his party. or con
siderations of personal po licy, and
that be may have a strong party to
back him in any emergency. Mr.
Mahon, of Franklin, Is the leader of
the opposition element and does not
hesitate, upon all oceas lops that, pre
sent the opportunity. to.throw down
the gage of battle. Besides his op
potation upon general principles to
the 'Philadelphia gang ' as a portion
of your delegation le termed, Mr.
Mahon has a personal pique with
the speaker, imd has had several ani
mated tilts with that official. Mr.
Mahon is poeseseed with fair ability,
is a good debater. apparently honest
in his convictions, and bold in giv
ing them expression. Ofcoursesuch
a spirit would naturally drift into
contact with the ruling power of the
house. and theattempt to crowd him
down has only served to embolden
him. •
"They frequently overwhelm him
by their numbers, but in the lan-
Cs7of the ring, he comes up
ng on the next round.' ',Mr.
Elliott seems to reciprocate this
feeling of Mahon's, and has shown it
upon several occasions, the most no-
ticeable one being when he appointed
a new member to be chairman of the
congressional opportiontnent com
mittee, notwithstanding , the fact
that Mahon moved for its appoint.
meat. Mahon has a good following.
and the indications now are that the
opening of the next legislature will
reveal such an organised opposition
to your Philadelphia delegation as
will place the drawings of the 'slate'
against them."
—The foreign-born population of
the United States, which - 125,567,229,
is thus distributed according to
nationality :
lelah.
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Germans ..
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In addition to the foreign-born,lo,-
892,015 of the population had either
one or both foreign parents. Thus
ovet one-third of the people Inhabit
ing the United States at this time
were either born abroad. or are im
mediate descendants of foreigners.
The number of Irish in the United
States is just about one-third of the
number in Ireland. This is an exo
dus almost without a parallel in
b istory.
—The glory of Connecticut has de
parted I Wooden nutmegs, hereto•
fore deemed the ne plus ultra of hu
man ingenuity; are just nowhere. A.
man in Maine now rqake4 good were
chantabie oysters out of flour-paste,
tapioca, salt, and water. These are
placed in second-band oyster shell%
which are carefully glued around the
edges. When a hungry. half-Inebri
ated Individual comes into the saloon
and calls for a dozen raw on the half
shell, he receives the above described
delicacy. We fancy that they must
be esiten in their original state, and
that cooking might prove fatal to
them.
WIT AND 111/1101{.
A western jury returned a verdict
of "death by hanging round a rum
shop." '
I have noticed that gay books
which go without leave of absence
generally return with a good many
absence of leaves, and I am compel'.
ed to turn a new page.
A young lady on being asked what
calling she wished her sweetheart to
follow, blushingly replied that she
wished him to be a husbandman.
A loving•wife in Dunbury, Conn.,
on the decease of her husband, sent
the following thrilling telegram to a
distant friend: "Dear John is dead.
Loss fully covered by insurance."
A widow lady, sitting beside a
cheerful fire in a meditative mood,
shortly after her husband's decease,
sighed out: "Poor fellow—how he
did like a good fire. I hope be hag
gone where they always keep good
tires."
There Is some talk of having avo.
logical survey of Rhode Island, but
the work may be delayed On aceount
of its expensiveness. The puke*"
who is expected to make it, says
that if ne Is expected to go over the
State it will take him St lent two
days, and he won't do it for less than
nine dollars and a half.
amtractor who was building a
tunnel on a certain °biota'iroad, ob
served, the other morning, that the
'thee of. member °this gang leid lie
'rhos spotted with bruises and plas
ters.
"Ab! Jimmy," said be, "what
have you been doing?"
"Not varry much, lair," answered
Jimmy; "I wee ilst down at Billy
Mulligan's last night, atm an' him
an' me we had a bit ov a diseooshen
wid
A man rain down street so reck
lessly the other day, that he got his
left foot tangled in his ear. and his
right foot caught in the collar of his
ant, and he rana whole .square
this manner berme be .could. stop to
tome what was the matter s and then
he found that. tda Ascii-hone wit
shoved up Into thicnrwn of his hat,
and his chin was discovered In his
f4aii-tall pocket.. _They-had .to
,his
him dowaand run blar over again
before they mad make halt a man
of him.
At a mimic* iliinday schoOI„ not
long atone.-a ilt4te boy to the leant
class, Was seen eying bitterly. The
OPID learned-that
hem just his mother, and she, is
sympathy. remarked to the whams
that no one knew what * lore it was
until they had lost s mother, and
that Johny had good cause for erg
log. At this nromest a little urchin
jumped up and said. "Oh, teacher,
you just wait till be gets a step.
mother, then you'll hear hiss cry."
uu l ta - ; 91Pahs. Aleinignuusi ,44
WOO .haTitia ton - dieeeneredie the
Inds of the Mate Swilfortli- demand
1081111 41ZOILIttition produced nom
that °Wet a auntestonfehtnr state.'
mast. . Ile wildiheinenoy had been
odd ter deb:cove 1N- In : refElv"
aiteo Co the betlegteiffaitth**llo
- htlitioxiii In li7l. "03,1 , 0104
al the Aieliteliepoommlim knew
the bultditit had been burned .by
thaw who lad Ifittcbeep t In order
to get rid_otit on Lectiant of its
having been so - bid*. built. Three
%lithe inmates worlsbureed to death.
The auditor Iva be *at the miss
tog money trslog to thud out the
guar Peolene. and that be Intended
solo the - remits of hUt toothy, imv•
tore the Zeglidature. ' Suit It to be
begun *dna the auditor for the il
legal use of wooer. There Is one
bad aspect to his story. He- b 1
employed a female detective. WS it
does not appear that siva en n er found
out anything. It would be better
for him were there "no woman in
the case."
—An affectionate and sensitive son
In Detroit recently came to the pof
lice office with his troubles. Hestated
that his widowed Mother was abort
to be married, and, as hedidn't want
a ste fiither, be did want the Altar
arrested according to 14W. . Being MI.
lbrumed bythe captain that `loling
rastrkl was thp thief aim of all hu-•
man belngs,'!lttettlitt, in the mac or
widows it was egen more, so, the '
young gentleman departed .Iroadful
ly discouraged.-
—Bather a lively met , occursd
in one of the Olk ►litere.) streets
last w e e k. 14 lett,occasioned by an'
attempt to, collect, by vigorons maw
urea, a debt of forty cents. Demand
was made as usual,_ veith the usual
response that the debtor "expected a
remittance." Then the creditor hit
out. Then the clinched. Then the
debtor got the of the fight, and
sending thecredttorto grass, punched
Mtn at leisure. After this petition
hid been several times reversed, the
pair concluding that they were mak.
in g fools of - UMMwtves, arose and
walked of artn-in.artn, in the most
brotherly way passible.
New. tfsenicnta.
IeCANDLiaIk. MIL /LIMON. NUTT. ILIXIITIM
M'CAlrt LESS,
JAIIISON & CO.
1111NORTEAAND JOBBERS OF
DRY GOODS
AND
NOTIONS.
103 Wood Street,
PITTStiURQH; PA.
Having a rest - dint buyer In the East,
enables us to keep our stock complete,
and add new styles as they appear to the
market
Special attention invited tnaur stock of
DRESS GOODS AND SHAWLS.
romlS•to
580,91114
NUM-
Head Stones whicl we ate/Jell fns 0 cheap as say
other Shin In the State. Also Granite Monument'
and Head Stones turntabed to order u reasonable
as they can be elsewhere.
Persons wishing Monuments or Read Stones
will ears money by calling and teeing our stock
Wilms purchasing elsewhere, as we will guaran
tee to sell a better Job for less money than any
other firm la the County. Also
GRINDSTONES AND FIXTURES
CBI:BETS OF ALL HUMS By the MI,
Industry Twp Bounty Account.
It, eccbunt with Industry township, 8. h aloes
Collector of Bounty Tin for 1371.
Dr. To amt. of Duplicate ....=IAA 111
Cr. By Exoneration, on Duplicate__ 98 69
---
Bahume. .....
On settlement with 8. 1111601;1, Collator o
Bounty Tax to Industry township. far the yea
lett we certify the foregoing statement w torten
according to the beater - our belief.
J U. COOPER, 4 A w on
If •
March Ist 18 l E. EVA3SiB.i _
marl!-11w
'VIECUTOR'S NOTICE.—M elate' et James Y.
AI, smith, deceased—Lomas testamestnt7 1 190 D
the above cejate basing been doli,essated to the
and etsigo. all persons Indebted to said estate
are requested to snake payment. and those having
dents to present the MOO without &by to
.11. S M ITH.
Beaver
J AMES CHI I IST Y
mars sw Shingle:Rost. Pa.
COUNTRY ittsimicE FOR BALES
SITMITED 14.rr----
31The BM* -BRA 'VIM
and having a 1 Tim of tbs Ohle.
and surrounding try; 1 nine tom R. R. dear
Ilts
tton; house brict.trro etwWs- hl_ gh.4 ro om. side.
t=t4oreb,iete4 sll Abashed; wash-bows.
use. wellog wettest Om kitchen
- papal arm barn and stale With' eensec ilimmuL nice -SI
-
teem to tona b gasetr. aft yeti
iontbar4 hs condltiolsollba.
'.datertell.
ale and 'Rift& Orman fruit.
WIR be sold on sustarable betas. Lonppgls on the
premise, to the owner. Lig. G
' '- .mard.tf
i:111110$kliti VI I
PARLOR MENAGERIE
TREA.TORUM:
Open Day and Etterang, all the
CIIIIAPEAT AND DEBT PEACE OP
Axmisitsirr ix TIM CITY
811 nitycautiltess twat the Stage, - DAILY I
TWO IN TOW 1011LICICOON.
TWO m nts Arncoooll,
Two nil= Evinano.
Doom gm* InunjWel** In the imam an.
10 Wein= at MOE. •
WirAdmlnsHon to an, <ldyll* enneselan
When slitting the dty, fill to dal
BIMNELLIS MUSMI,
6121 Ave, betweeelraed sod 8641311eki Sta..
siad.7l-1, rrrpsuiou, PA.
inarlt-im
;.-- AND
Year.
~Li~s iAet~t~~oita: ~_
ids Mi '12.1631r1C01.11)13, •
I tget€i!" t 'i It. lictitide.i
- 1 1 9111YrOGNIAPHE 35 4 _
41 - 404146 "Noma is.• AlMaliallY• Pa.
Metals copied to in its., and pdetal In Wa
ter. OM ink oe Cray - on. nintEcts
0 0,11$ Err. 104
IKEAJELIVEN 79 I4
FLUID EXTRACT BUCEIC
la the only linoirn Retards for Brights Disease
and bee cared um, emu of Diabetes in which it
hea been gives, Irritation of the reek of the lila&
des and indlin of tbe Itittnems. Ulceration
of the =stye sad aledder..liceentloa of Urine,
Dpaeeas of the Prostate Gland t and lacono or
NUky Diectuuttar, and fbrlinfeeuted and Deli
italoCoastitntlusa of both Sem. attended' with
tbelialbcwinglymptinne ; Lose of yowl, Lou of
llentory. =miry of Dreathinc• Weak Nerves,
Wakefainere, Prior m. Op back. Flashing of the
11:1Likaption on the "tax. Pallid countenance.
de of the System, etc.
Used by i mons in tbe decline or change of
Web after coadnament or Labor Wu, tied-wetting
Mittildren. Me. •
. many adectiona walla, to ladles, the Ex-
Mkt dacha uneauled by any other remedy.—
..is Irstadorteds or lleteation. bregolulty, Pan
dits's* l lsappere ion of Unstosnary Besenations,
Ulcerated or Selina elite of the Meru. Ulu-
Cortina or Withea.-Staritity, and tbr all com
plaints incident to the sex. It lepructibed ex
*merely by the most eminent Physician. end
ilidarieee for euttebled end delicate constitutions
of both semi and all ogee.
KEARNEY'S EXTRACT BU C RC,
Cures Diseases Asiskm from Imprudences. Ha&
its of Thiuipation, Ere., In ill their stages, at
little expense, little or no change in diet, no in
coraenlence and no expoimre. It causes a tre
gates desire, acid gives idrenstb to Mauna. Mem
o,rnulving Obetelletleti Rl:Muting au
Cur
=re, of the UrelMs. Allsyine Pain and
so tesikairst Atria* class of diseases.
Sad expelling all poisinous matter.
KEARNEY'S " EXTRACT BUCRU,
41 00per Wilber ily. bottle• for $5 00. deliver
ed to any address, secure from Observation. Sold
by drugging' everywhere. Prepared by
iLlthitNEY & CO., 104 Duane St., N. Y.
to *tout all letters for intermsticrWebould be be
addressed. teled-LY
WE CIAGYMBN
1 1 . •.. , '1
of Chrotdc an6,,Acute Internals= Neuralgia,
Lumbago. Relatleaßldney, and Nervous Diseases,
after Yes= sollaing, by taking Pr. Filler'.
Vsgetable Rantusatic Syrup—the ocientlAc discov
ery of J. P. Firm It D.„ a regular viduate phy
glebe. with whom we += Dannelly aeqsaintn,
who has lor 89 yerul treated these diseases exclu
sive] with astordableg remits. We bellows It
our c duty. after deliberation, to conscien
tiously requites sufferers to use it, especially per.
eons in moderato chatmatainies who cannot at
ford to waste time and money on worth
less mixtures. As clergymen we seriously feel
the deep 1-womfbility resting on us In publicly
endorsing this mnicine. Bet our knowledge and
experience of its remarkable merit fully Dundee
our sedan. Ref C. U. Ewing. Media, Penn's,
suffered sikteen years, became hopeless. Rev.
Thomas Murphy, D. D.. Frankfort Philadelphi.
Rev. J. R. Davb, illigbtatown, New Jersey. Rev.
J. 8. fluebanan, Clarence. lowa. Rev. G. G. Smith,
Pittsford. New Yak. Rev. Joseph Beggs. Pails
Plartdeliphis. Other testimonints from
Senator,, Governors, Judges. Congressmen. Phy
sicians, be.. forwarded gratis with pamphlet en
planing than diseases. One thooyand dollars
will be presented to any medicine teir same MI/-
IMM phoning squill merit under teat, or that can
produce one-forth aa many living cores. Any
person sending by litter description of sanction
will receive grab a legally signed guarantee,
naming the number of bottles to cure, agreeing to
rebind money nponeworn-statentent of Its failure
to cure. Aelleted invited to write to Dr. Fitter,
Philad`a. Lib valuable advice costs nothing.
SAMUEL C. UANN RN, Agent.
febl9-1y) ROCIIZEITT.R. Pi
STATEMEDIT of,
Rochester insurance Company.
FiIUtIIIIT 15.1x79
ASSETS.
l o ciM i t ad od . other securities $55.415 00
Notes ...... .....--- ..... Mao 00
.I Weis ki
I , :51 It u a . -..........._ ... _..... . 15451 59
115 57
:01111itisalooTh Aiests
tazPalsee. Wades. di ---r------ / G 56 ,, d 01 , ft
thmeelled Policies... ,7. -----
- 50 --
reflllllll6ll ID bifida Of P01icie5..._......__....._
...
431 NI
$107,9193 13
LL&B.LITIEI3.
Cupt pren r iu l tni tiltock- ..... ..... . A 100 .7 .2 rA G3
Accrued Interest . 300 00
Cammleston
1 50
11(17J 13
rrusr3•4l JOHN OIL BIND. am.. Seer
__„
New Government Loan
BANKING HOUSE OP
James T. Brady & Co.,
4th Avenue and Wood Street,
PITTSBURCIH. PA
We are prepared toexchamte ••al omega of ear.
eroment bonds Into the new dye per cent toes of
the United Staten.
lames T. 13ye.,6,k5 Si V , o.
&ton Em
CARPETS, OIL CLOVIS.
MATTINGS, SHADES
ANI) SHADE CLOW,
HOLLANDS ALL COLORS,
GREEN --
STAIR RODS with Patent Fastening
TABLE COVERS,
PIANO COVERS,
RUGS AND MATS,
WELTY BROTHERS,
106 ' FEDERAL } STREET,
ALLEGHENY CITY, PA.
turliM3-1y
128 New 128
STRIPED POPLINS
AT 22 CENTS,
IN ELEGANT STYLES;
GREAT BARGAINS IN
BLACK ALPACAS.
At =laud 50 cents,.
4-4 UNBLEACHED MUSLIN
At 10 Cents,
EXTRA GOOD AND HEAVY
4-4 BLEACHED MUSLIN
At 1234 Cents;
SHAWLS AND SCARPS !
EXTRA BARGAINS
—IN--
BLACK SILKS,
BOGGS & BURL
1.21 6 3 Federal St..
ALLEOLIENY CITY, PAt.
1 ,, 071-1 y
Forma For Sale.
bra tostainta BS lAmr. more or lee., withis
ow and a fourth miles of Beaver. ti oared for
The lapel M as -good maw tat found In the
cooaty.
_The bailpap cocain of a
ESTORY. BRICK DWELLING HOUSE
and all othe r necessary oat buildings. Good fruit
ot all kinds on the turn, all under fence, and fe
ma. £ good well of loft water at the do*.
For Weber radars Inquire at the Amara OP
SM . Weever. • lteble•er
INSTANT RELIEF
Vior - the Asthma.
Any person tionbled with that terrible Masa*,
will rearm trameaftate sad ecurvitete retie. lg
Wog soy Asthma* Remedy. .
I was deleted with' it, tor twain. years. entirely
sortteloir hir bssisees 'esti at a time; add
illsermeed this rowdy by stperhnestiag on :O
wn' after all other isedielnes bard to here stay
Meet
/will Warrant it to give Instant Retij
la att caw of Asthma, not coasullcated
otiow diseases.
ANY PERSON AFTER ONCE USING'
WILL NEVER lit WITHOUT ITS
Iftimplefie coataluis . g certificates by
"RIM deed for one. Ask tour Drorfildfoillt
Ills Ito Dose CA lured. en kiss to Imo or wrgur
for it yoarratt.
k
r u a u te tor_ .poss ROA,
_IMMO per eidt.
Tsang To Dicoomo.
Address /16 mums_
reta94ll Itormarrara, MAIM; CO. ra4i
TOOK IfeaL
&ruing shimme
aid=Onstills We balm jai raland
• on aisat , ot gods of nor iliasstantat
O'ln d pting ilia grumagir wear orbkh ba Mrs at rst7
ere, nts&
GENTIJIMIUM FURNIBWHO
GOODS.
colgswinLoN mum.
Clothio made to order oo the aborted. modes:
to gas bit 104 Orr" mops
sat by
the dose WWI= io bosoms to merit a tootles
e or sone.
DANIEL. KILLER,
BADGE Wt. BRIDOSIWZI. PIL
• Mal 241 f
CLOTHING STORE.
NEW GOODS!
VVINTRIS STOCAL.
The undersigned takes phemure in in
fortnfiqg his friends and the public gener
ally that he has Just rived and opened
A Ns* Stock of Goods,
OF THE LATEST STYLES FOR
Pall and Winter Wear.
He keeps the best oi workmen in bia
employ, and feels confident of his ability
to cut and make up garments both
IPAARIONABLE& DURABLE.
and in such a manner as will please his
customerB.
i ljjalj:ii (I~IiI')i1
ALWAYS ON HAND
MU and see us Wore leaving- your
Orders Elsewhere
WILLIAM REICU. Jr.
may4;lo;ly Bridgewater, Pa
Dry Giids. -
SPEYERER & SONS
4UE RECEIVING
A LARGE and WELL SELECTED
Stock of
NEW, GOODS,
FROM THE EA S T, boughrat
LOWEST CASH PRICES;
CONI3D3TING OF
II ICY -GOODS,
Gt ROC ERIES;
BOOTS Si SHOES,
JEIA.TS & CA.I-'i3,
QUEENSWARE,
HOLLOWARE,
ROPE AND OAKUM,
FAHNESTOCK'B,
And the First National
WHITE LEADS,
PAINTS.
DRY AND IN OIL;
AND A LARGE STOCK of OIL
Al6O,
144 BARRELS
CANTON CITY Flour.
ALSO,
141 BARRELS FALCON FLOUR;
A LSO,
15 HOGSHEADS New Orleans SUGAR;
A LAO,
30 BARRELS N. 0. MOLASSES
A LSO,
150 KEGS IVIIKELINCi NAILS;
A LSO,
10 TONS OF WHEELING IRON,
-AT
SPEVEIZEIR 4St SONS,
ROCK Pa.
A oil 18, 1872: 17: chdgmays.
it. S. IR 1.
Bridge street,
BRIDGEWATER, PA.
IS WEEKLY REMY - LNG A FRESH SUPPLY'
OP GOODS IN EACH OF THE FOLLOWING
DEPARTMENTS:
lE) C) C.) EP Si
Steubenville Jeans,
Casslnieres and Satinets,
White Woolen Blankets,
White and Colored and
Barred Flannels,
Merinos,
I)elalnes,
Plaids,
Ginghams,
Cobergs,
Lawns,
Water Proofs,
Chinchilla,
Cloths, •
Woolen Shawls,
Brown and Black Mushas,
Drilling, Ticklogs,
Prints,
Canton
Flannels,
Jaconets,
'Cable Linen.
Irish Linen,
C rash,
Counterpanes,
• Holsery,
Gloves,
& Mita.
Groceries
thAtee, Tea, Sugar, Molasses, Willie Silveri:Mpg.
ti Golden and Common Syrups, Mackerel In bar
rels and kink Star and - Tallow Candler,
Lim
Haidware Nails, Glass,
Door Locks. Doop latches. Hine, screws. Table
Cutlery. Table slid Tea Spoons, Sleigh Belle, Maas. Boyish Fire Shovel* and Poker* . Nails sad Maas.
Spades. bbovels„ 4. 3, and 4 Tine Fork*, Batas.
Scythes and Faults. Corn and Garden Boat.
WrDENWARE.
Buckets, labs, Chorus. Butter Prints and ladles
CARBON OIL.
Linseed Oil do White Lead.
Boots and 'Shoes
LADIES' SEIS81:8' AND CHILORENS' SHOES.
in great variety
Rifle Powder and Shot,
Blasting Powder and ruse.
Flour Feed dr. giseensevare.
%II heavy goods delivered free otcherge.
By close attention to business. and by keeping
eanstanUyou hand a well assosted stwek of good*
of all the different kinds usually kept In s country
sore. the anderalmnd hopes in the future es In
the past to merit and receive a liberal share of the
public patronage.
IS. B. 111.A.NffaEll.
Black and Gold Front,
GEORGE W. BIGGS
Pte. 169 191112111FIELD:111r.
Four doors above Sixth Ass.
FIE TIMES, CLOCKS, MEM
- Optteal and Ittncy Goods, &c.
PITTS'BUROH, PA.
FINE WATCH REPAIRING.
Please cut this advertisement out and
bring it with you. - je1417
MOdicinai.
11'11.11 PIE ME.
Tar Cordial,
NATURE'S GREAT REMEDY
FOR THE
7'11130 Air and LUNGS.
It la gratifying to us to lectern the pubite that
Dr. L. Q. C. Wishart's Pine Tree Tar t:ontlet for
Throat and Luna Mtwara, Mu gained an enviable
reputAtion from the Atlantic to the Pacific coast,
and front thence to some of the fifn families of
"Mope, not through the pima aiGne, bat by per
sons throughout the State actually benedtted and
clued at his tate. 'While flepublloluu leas. so say
oar reporters. he Is unable to supply the demand•
itgaine and holds its reputatiOn—
rimt. Not bystopping cough, bat by looseutng
and assisting nature to throw tff the unhealthy
matter collected ab at the throat and bronchial
tubes. urALcA causes irritation.
Becond. It remote■ the canoe of irritation
(Which produces cough) of the mucous membrane
and bronchial tubes, assists the lungs to act and
throw - ed the unhealthy secretions, and purdes
the blood.
Thitd. ft is free from equilr, lobelia, Ipecac and
opium, of which moat throat and lung remedies
vs composed, whieh allay cough only, and disor
=the stomach. It has a soothing effect on
mach, acts on the liver and kidneys, and
lymphatic and nervous regions, thus reaching to
every part of the ',stem. and In its Invigorating
and purifying effnts It has gaine•t a reputation
which it ninsthold above all others tu the market.
NOTICE.
tßc Pin Tree Tar Cordial
great Megrim Byname Pills,
AND
Worm Sugar Drops
Being under my Immediate iltrectiou. they shall
not lose their Curative qualities by the nee of chep
umiimpare articles.
HENRY R. WISHART,
PROPRIETOR
. FREE OF CHATtGE.
Dr. L. 4.2, C. Wiskart's , )Mee Parlors are open
on Mondays. Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 8 a
m., to sp. m., for consultation by Dr. Win
T. itagee. With him are associated two consult
ing physicians of acknowledged ability. This
opportunity is not offered by any other institu
tion In the city-
All letters mast be addressed to
L. Q. C. CHART, M. D.,
No. 232 N. SECOND ST.,
PIIILADFLYIIIA.
anS `:''Gm
•
R. R. R.
RADWAY'SREADY RELIEF
wine TM WORST PAINS
In Dem One to Twenty Minutes.
NOT ONE HOUR
ante readithla advertisement need any one
BUFFER WITH PAIN.
lF
ItADwAli EADY RELIEF IS A CURE
"."' FOR EVERY PAIN.
It was the diet and Is
alio only Pain Remedy
that honorary/tops the most excermiating pains. allays
Inbtm*dions, and euree Congesalone, whether of
the Longs. Stomach, Bowels, or other glands or organ.,
by one
IN VW.' ONE TO TN% AN fr MINUTES.
No matter how violent or excruciating the pain the
RHEUMATIC. Bedelddim, Infirm, Crippled. Ncr-
Tone. lattfalsin. cr venerated with disease may suffer,
RA WAY,'S READY RELIEF
HILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE. r
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNETS. •
INFLAMMATION OF THE IILADDEIL
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS.
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS.
BORE rIIEOAT DIFFICULT BREATHING.
PALPITATION OF THE HEART.
HYSTERICS, CROUP._ DIPHTHERIA.
CATARRH, INFLUENZA.
HEADACHE. TOOTHACHE.
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM.
COLD &MLR, AGUE CIIILLS.
This atiplicatlon of the Reads! Relief to the part
or parts where the pain or difficulty exists will afford
ease and comfort.
Twenty drop. in half a tumbler of water will in a
few motemta cure CRAMPS, SPASMS, SOUR
MOHACS., HEARTBURN' SIC K 4 Dimon E,
DIARRHEA. HYSILNTERY. COLIC, WIND IN
THE BOWELS, and all INTERNAL PAINS.
Travelers alwa carry a bottle of Rad
wires Ready should
Relief w ith them. A few drops in
water will prevent Richness or pains from change of
water. It Is better than French Brandy or Itltrrs as
a stratolant.
FEVER AND AGITRO
FEVRE AND AGUE cured for Itty cents. Them
I. not a remedial agent in this world that will cure
Fever and Ague. and all other Hata:ions, Bilious,
Seerlit, Tflohold.. l Tellow. and other Fevers (aided by
RAHWAY'S PILLS) et, quick to RADWAT'S
READY RELIEF. Fifty cents per bottle. Sold by
Drualsta.
'HEALTH! BEAUTY! I
STIZONO AND PURE RICH BLOOD-TN.
CREASE OF FLESH AND WEIOHT-CLEAH
SKINAND BEAUTLFUL COMPLEXION SE•
maw TO AL L,
DR. RADWAY'S
SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT
SAS MADETHE MOST ASTONISHING CURES
BO QUICE. BO RAPID ARE THE CHANGES
THE BODY UNDERGOES, UNDER THE IN.
FLUENCR OP THIS TRULY WONDERFUL
THAT
Every Day an Increase In Flesh
and Weight Is Seen and Felt.
TRE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
Every drop of the tiIARS&I'ARILLIAN RE
SOL.M communicates' through the Blood, Sweat.
Urine, end War fluids rani juices of the
vigor of life, for it repairs the wastes of the lode
new and sound material. Scrofula Syria...J. ~,o s.•
enintstioa, Glandular disease, Ulcers iv - tZe
Mouth. T o rs, Nodes its the Gila m and atm Pons
of the syssons. sore Epp. esen,ru s Dleasharges from
the Eau , end the wools f,lllll of Skin abysses,
Eruptions. Fever Goren Ltalti head. Ring Worm.
, tiahMheum. 'Menet. Acne, Mack Spots, Worms
in the nosh, Tumors, Cancers In the Womb, and
all weakening and pedal discharges, Night Sweats.
Lon of Sperm, and all wastes of the life principle.
are within the cantles mop of this wonder of Hod.
en Chilile try and a few days' use will prove to
any pen= nel it for either of theso Sums of disease
lis_potentpowar to cure them.
Not only does the Sassarsankraw nllll4l.„Teirr
nest all known Medial agents In the rare of Chronic,
derntatimel, Oemetttationat, and Skin disease, ; but It
Is Gutsily positive Cantor
Kidney & "Redder Complaints,
MINIM aod
RR
diseasts, Gravel, Diabetes,
Dropsy, Stoppage of Water, Inconttnence of Urine,
BMW/ MUSK Altudoinuria, and in all macs where
thus are belekdast deperein. or tire water , II thick.
dandy, inland with sabitanen Ulm the white of an
Via or Weed, like white silk, or there Ls a morbid,
G Widen opearance, and whits bone-drat de
and whenthere its prklieg. homing Berm
when puitug water. and pain in the hmall of
the Bask sad along the Loins. Peke, *Lox
1 1110 . 2fts —TA • only losooni and eure Rem e d y
for - Ti roPe. ere.
Tumor of 12 Tears , Growth
Cured by Itaidwars Resolvent.
srmaar.u...., J. 17 It , inf.
Ds. Rasysv Ws lad Overlie Tutor Is the erwen
sad tennis.' All the Denies said . then awn, help fen IL"
bal tried
sonlaw you Real wen Mtn that eat nootatnnird ; bet ...tiny
ud veld e eel ad tr y
Its hi MI no lisitis le It, berease I bad flod lwo twsiv•
' , Lesst Usk in Melba el the Itaenna Ind en bee
=r•Plan sad ore bones of yew Reedy Relief t 'ad
eel *alp et Loser le be mu or &It, tad I fed
War, fididelef, and r_ Sam thus for twang yearn
Me twww wee le tab left atte dlame* new
Ike grebe I write this te for tie ant tet when.
Tel eltelPtddlak it if yes dross 'LANS ALI r.v.verr.
DR. RADWAY'S
PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS,
pofectly Webs% elegantly toted with sweet pun,
mitt, cleanse. end etrendthee.
Et " tit for the core of all disorders of the
wet. Bowebi, Kittntiya, Weddle; Nervone
Conalliddlow. thetiveneie,
f=e, g e t ,t34,l Biliousness. Bilious Fever.
Inthiesnelloo Dowels, Piles, sad oil Deingh;
menee ; of the Internal Viscera. Warranted to effect a
puede* thlre. Petty Vegetable. containing no nue
cum_astowaisor delietiwtous drugs.
ilar" Obese* the ddlowlins symptoms totalling
, -,lircenDisordesa of the Digeolre Organ:
Cesitinethre,Tfles Tallow of the Blood to the
''Flee4AeltttT of the Stenteoli, Newels, Haw th o rn , Mime
al mem. er Waled to Um Staismeb, Soar Ernes.
Shwa a i lle a =et th e Pit et th e Ethweri, toner
taper of the }tented and Min Il
h enthlarr, nether
st the Newt , Sitbeatier theatleett lams la
• .1.4)• Mme, Disown et Vislae, Da s ay Webs befor•
the Wit. Fyne NM Dan path la the Heed.
of Preqindiee, irellomma et the Man aid 144=
the Side, Clod. LW., raddm Melia of that, Wain
Ite . ...the
few doses of nenwArs PILLSTIE tree the
syston ail the above-named dborders. Price. 35
mots per box. SOLD nY DRUOUISTS.
BUD 'FALSE AM) TRUE." Send one letter-
Ramp to RADWAT CO., No. Si Maiden Lane,
New-Vist. Information worth thousands edit be
Mt JIM
Aaministrator's Notice.
Est4Ve of Georg Baker, Dcr'd.
Letters of administration upon tiro estate of
Gems Baker. Isle of New Sewickley township,
la the county of Bearer. and State of Penns, Iva-
DM, dated. having been granted to the subscriber
Midi= to said township. rill persons paving
claims or demands against the estate of the said
decedent are hereby requested to Make knows,
the mime to the tmderelgued without delay.
LDIIISNANDIVOitt
No Person tau take these Bitten tn
cording to directions, and remain long unwell, pr
vided their bones are not destroyed by meal au.
son or other nuns, and the vied arms sup u l
beyond the point of motor.
Dyspepsia or 'ftelsgesttea. Headache,
Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightms of doe
Chest. Dizziness, Sour Ernetatio of the Stortach,
Bad Taste inthe Month, Bill= Attacks, Paii t ",
lion of the Heart•innamatatice dee Lunn Pam
ho the regions of the Kidneys, and ahtmdred other
painful symptoms, are the offsprinp of Dysop n . a.
One bottle will prove a Letter guarantee of us m o o"
than a lengthy advertisement.
For Female Complaints. in m
married or sin le, at the dawn of woma n the turn of Ink, these Tonic Bitters dis CI
play a t .
nded en influence that improvement u soon pa,
cible.
For Intiamusatory end Chronic
Rheumatism and Gout„ Bilious, Remittent
and Intermittent Fever; Diseases of the Blood,
I.iver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitten hare no
ro.ood. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood,
w t,, c h a generally produced by derangement of the
I.hitest e Organs..
They are a Gentle Purgative its well
nu a Toult, latesAesaing the meat of acting as 4
ii, j taerful agent in relieving Congestion or 1,,d11011 of the Liver and V,sceral Organs, and
IS,Js.at, I hs•ea:ais
Par Skits Diseases. Eruptions, Tette:. Sit
Rhenni, Watches, Spots, Pimples, p u „ tul Boy,
CArbunrles, Scaid-Head, Sort Erg,
n+-peais, Itch, ficurts, Ihscol ont .„,. o l the s l ue,
Humors and Disease, if the Skin, of whatne r
name or nantre, are hteru:, dug up and canned out
of the +risen] in . I,IIIC by-the these
Bitters
Grateful Thousands ptr-e..t.m VtNEGAN
Brrrea, the most wonderful lnngorant that esti
sustained the stnkinz system.
kVA LK FR. Prop•r FL H. IIicDONIALD CO..
: VO . bag tau and Charlton ;Its,
:LOLL 1:1 ALL L , RUGGISTS fc DEALERi.
N jell 7
$lOO Reward for a ca... ~r N,.„„
Rheumatism of any form .
curable) that Dr Fitter's 1'6 3 ..00,4
rup will not Cfiro—warranted .11,,r,pvtuls,
physician'a prescription usll
$5OOO Reward ofrer.,..
etore of any med , eme for EL, „„
Might aide to produce 1 4 fh
Mg cure. made within tile tame o!'.uacu
Dr. Fitt.''. Vegetable ithruniathr Frmed,
+O2OOO Lteward pt.
ing Just-ph P. 1.) to
graduate of the cekbrated anti . rtsity of P,Lusi
vault' in 143:1. and Profestior u, Chernlttry
fug Ithi•utnatium •pecui.li fur }tars.
$lOOO Reward to any Chemist. Phy.ti
or others able to discuner lodide of Poiassa. uo,.
cbieUtli, Mercury. or anything injurious to :be ',s
tem in Dr. Fitter., Rheumatic Syrup
28,500 Certificates or lestimummos ccie,
includaug Rey. 1 H Ewing;. Media, Ps Re , Jo
seph Falls of settuyikill, Kola d 4•Js
of Rev. J H. Davis, liighstown,N J.. Re. Ibus
Frankfort!. Phira. Dr Jefitonly* and Dr
Walton. l'hilad •Ipnta Hun. J 1 t reel , -v. mem
ber of C.411„;;r as Mom Philadelphia. Hon Judge
Lee. 1 anolcu. N t , ex senator `tea art halt
more, ej -4.4.vernor rou rl 1, Kentuuay, mud :Lou
'zoos of Otis , is it sp.., r pert, vied
52541 1 Beta ard t. r Tile nauie of any uarat,ted
pn paratioa for fibeuroati•on and Neuralgia said
unoer :t sonifar lezal zultautee, setting forth the
exact number of bottle" to cure or ' , quirt'. the
roni.ubt paid :0111,0 . Pall,' 11, the patient In cater
lallure '0 cure A I .11 description of cases reqxlr
ing urnaranie.s 4 Meet be forwarded I y teller It
Philadelphia. The guarante sighed awl crating
ounutlly to cure. WII be returned by mat,. Alia
ral,lt, and inal r lief lung, without any - harge Ad
Ore-A a.l e -4 ii. Dr FITLY:e.. No 41 South Fourth
street ho other retr.edY is ofered 0o such terms.
lie! a .:reular on tne iorm• of Rheum,
cwt. a • biai.k. aponenti:ins for
. ..yoseser•s gel
ifs if tn.. a_.l,• HUGO Esrmumgmi
sepfl Iy stta cf . Pa
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Hollow ay's Pills
Holloway's Ointment.
Till F. Lrriaiiiil principle that operate* in nest won
ilertul tinet4cineei, the pt,sver !nit! they
se , t, puriil ink tho d ar. t .ix, e:' ci
corrnpt hitmori. Iry m h‘i
IllollowaPs Pills MineiNt of a caret
peculiar somixt Ltre the fine.t Vcartabl- Ex
tract„* Herb. and "ledltlnal Gams.
amietna no 3 Inn r (al in the r , 111 , 11 , 11 -
?lon, they nes• r e5l,0 -e w n 11-n Itv•
any danZer. U any time pr ....1 , 01') NO trlOt /Id
need neettitte to veecrihe them to h , it •
and the most ciitpritnnom rot "la
with at ;;real a benefit an the Mort
poly ft:Gine
noLLow v d: CO, So:cCrk,prio..,
78 Maiden Lane, New York.
Htl 10,,a) and Ototnarnd are jo q: 2:0
co•nt, 6.2 J, co, and SI per box or pot A
t iaN arc made by onyin:: the lar;:e cure
mr2tl'7•2ly. 7S Maiden Lane. Nro York
Banks and Bankers.
BANKING HOUSE
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('OR. FOURTH AVE. 4t, WOr' ST,
Pittsburgh, Pa•
To • AM) 51.1.1,
GOVerMilllt Securities, Gobi, Silver,
AND COILT.PCINt.
ON LIBL'HAL TERMS,
And do a General Banking Bush:leas. We . I ” . *
SIN PEI{ CENT. INTEREST on DEPt.)NIT'•
subject to check, wlthuut notice.
L-13-3;IY-1 JA:IIES T. BRADY & co.
BEAVER DEPOSIT BAITI:
Of BEAVER, PA
EDEN ALLISON
PDoIIPTLY JADE AND DEIDTI ED
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EXCHANGE, COIN, ta o N
And Bankable Paper. Colleedone made 11/ n
to
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tabling WI particulars walled to any address.
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No. 19. birth Avenue, Prtteburgb• 17.
Sole agent for Prince di Cu..l Organ..
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