SELECT JCILSCELLANr. THE JOSH ',MILLINGS PAPERS. Latest Nttimpaper Tailings Ebeitezer Smith haz said out hiss tannery at Poniu . nk hollow, and bout a house . on sth avenew. The lovely Bridget McGuire (nee chambermaid) will be brought tew the altar, sum time this seazon, by the brilliant Dennis O'Toole. Protressor Norris haz just returned from the north pole, and reports the size ov the pole tew be one foot in di ameter at the base, and 94 feet hi. He also brought back with him a pair ov web looted duks. The Mks Sitnphonr,, os- Provi dence, are on ,a visit tew the Miss Sin bads, ov Lexington venew—loy iy creatures all ov them. Mocking birds' tongues on toast will be on the bilis ov fare, thissunt mer, of the Kontinental Hotel, Long Branch. The Rev. Nam by mby asked for a 4 thousand dollar hoist in his salary, or dismissal. The kongrega shun voten unanimus to let him went. I Bully for the kongregashun.) Mr, Ulrich Nlkodem us has chang ed thebour of her resepshuns _from hall' past 2 o'klock p. m. on Wens days, to a quarter of 3 on the Wine day, a change ov 15 minnits.. Ex changevapers will pleaze coppy Obadiarßunkum sold his hamel ionion pup Serry,last week tew Rich- ants, the Jews harp solo, for fifty thousand dollars, reserving the col lar. This is spoken of az so much of R dekline in prices a tew shake - ) the pup market tew itirenter. It tz sed (but not oftishal) that Mr and Mrs. Punchinello will not visit the White Mountains this summer. Their dauter, Betsy Punchinello, iz sed tew I e affianced tew the Baron Von Chaulk, and the fsmily will en ter sekiushun on this account. I sick Blister . Was arrested yester day bioffiser Pinkerton for tricing to layss a countertit omnibus on a fif ty cent driver ov the 23 street line ov Paul Burdok advertizes for a lost poodle ov the Sane() I'anza brerd, and offers 40 dollars "for hiz tineeri inonill,l return." I" rneerituonious return" iz ktvzsid good. Rum and tanzy; a popular gargle hundred years ago, iv, being revi ved among the hi toned eirkles. One ma() in Nu Jersey haz drov'e all the mu,ket oz./. oph from a thousand akersov land. and planted the whole ov t hand with rum and tan y, in antieipashun ov the sharp roily in bit that may be looked for. - .Jaw Bone Bill, a Selehnited brave ov the Nlnk umpoop tribe Qv injuns, on the June Bug river, Californy, waz lately hit apart bi a grizzly bear. Jaw Bone died pretty soon after the oveashun, but the hear lived in grate agony for 4 daze. when Beth sat an end tew hiz sutrerincss. Miss Rosa Peachblow, ov Madison avonew, sez she iz not atliaricvd tew a prominent Nall street broker, and will triv r, dollars or there'Abouts tow tind out who started the fancy sketch. papers pleaz ropy, G. W. Carleton, the rAiblishPr. will soon issue a book for Josh Billings, entitled "Eggs nf Comfort, Laid by the lien Corisolashun." (This is a kussed nosich thing.—.J. B. The rirkulashun ov the New York lreeigy has already reached three hundred thousand, and still iz sing- Inff that same old tune, " Err elsior." 'd'ie lovely MeFizzles twins nv " , anolp place?' will have a klam bake, sum time thkseazon. at their sea side place, "Gon-le Nook," to whit h the Van Dondlei are invited. Wount ful., Mr. William Pierpnint, en. °rang? rounty.has a suck intrcel t. of the liamhletonian breed, which lately followed the mare one mile around the track, in 2 minutes and ;pi seckonds. on a trot. This is se() to he R sect, onds the hest mile made yet . by enny sucker. Report sez that the staunch witl dow • A n :re line Tieeach nee Brown, nee Jones, nee Reekwith, nee Smith, nee McPherSon. nee Miss •Anzeline 4praker-5 times a widder.will soon lead tew the altar 'Walter Roundout, ;Good bye, Walter.) On dit, that 'l)ick Manchester haz quit the cork minstrel hizzinek4 and iz 4tarrinz it legitimately at sing Sing nn a 2 years enovernent. On dtWo, that the peanut kron ov North Karolina la a failure, tind that starvation must feller: On dittimus, that George Wash ington Vinetrar will :mend sum time this year at the sth a venew hotel. New Jersey wants tew be admitted into flip Union. It iz Stated that it kosfs 13 hundred dollars to civilize one injun, and then the injun aint worth hut 250 dollars. Loss on each injun to the govern ment in money, about 1 thousand dollars: but, the moral results are seal tew he heavy. (Let the good work go on.' Mrs. William 116boken haz hall her clarence nuly painted. The nu color iz chestnut sorrel—the old color waz dapple trey. We are anthorized tew state that Mrs. Al:;nthus haz Just returned from the state of Injunanny in lull gloom, having resided thare one year,akoro ing tew law, and iz now redly tew twelve propilsals. A writer in Blackwood magazine estimates "that thare }mint been over f or fleas killed since the flood." We'bre pleased to notiss the grow ing iyAiularityciv Mr. anti Mrs, Jib hoom; their respektibility iz now fully established, they having pp neared on the avanew with a 2 horse carria. MO a Rlitely eoloured driv er, with a velvet hat band and sum brass buttons. The latest agony ija poodles iz saf fron, with steel coloured eyes. M tilda O'Brine, four daze In her la-t plaee,with a karateter,will receive proposals at her residence, in Alba ny street. Nn obiekshuns tew going into the country for the summer as company an tow a lady, provide suitable references are given. Les snns the Mama) will be accepted instead ov the 'mai presents expeet ed from the family. /or Efemany d n one wishing to aot male: le children kan hay their' pik out of hi calling on Mrs. Putc i ; tic McFergurson. Ali the childreq: hay got thru teething and hay had wareinnashon. N. I'. Wee klry, Don't Hurry. Believe in traveling on stet. step; don't expect to be rich at at jun o Slow and sure is better than fast arNit flimsy. PersPrenince by its tisdiy gains, enriclies'A man fir more than fits and starts of fortunate sperctla- a tiun. Little ashes are sweet. Evil-y day a thread makes a skein in a yi4ir Brick by brick houses are Wilt. NYe ..tiould creep before we walk, W ilk , kl i efore we rim, and run before ; . tksj ride. Im getting rich, the more haste I the worse speed, Haste trips up its own heels,„ Don't give up a small busin es s till you see that a larger one Will pay you better. Even-crumbs are breAd. ]Set- ' ter a little furniture than an empty house. In these s :hard times, he Who can sit on a stone and feed hiru.selOad 'letter not move. From bad to worse is poor improvement. A crust , is hard fare but none at all is harder.— Don't jump out of the frying pan:into the fire. Remember many men hitve done well in small shops. A little trade wittiSmall profit, is more desi rable than a great concern with 10*i; a small fire that warms you is biter than a large onedthat burns you. A great deal of water may be gotft,orn t\ small pipe, if the bucket is al Ways there to catch it. Large hares :Way be caught in small woods. A skeet) may get fat in a small meadow,,Tiaiti starve In a great desert. He wh - on• dertakes too much succeeds but littl, gliir The Pennsylvania canal i*til „ in first-class ordei, and man iow y oat s are passing Ilarrisburg for 13alti b More and Philadelphia, with the pnatucta 1/f the northern and western tier of counties. Coal, grain and lumber are the principle freights. caYried. The coal, as yet, being chiefly :from the .lillersburg region. :: Ingenuity ofiltieglars The Worcester SAO - Sys: There was a burglary in an Albany Jewelry store on the night oft.the 2d 19 5,4 . and one of several skillful devices to which the burglars r6,4erict„l up vent detection while olrow n g on the safe was sts-rePoric Oita work bench on thesoutu.'side of the king grails Is placed, shop a small 1„o king in front of which is alas burner. Trik , ma tt glass reflects;the back of ' the safe On the large gllO, and those Who pass in the store'llave a full view of it. The burglars; to conceal their operations, had prepared a cur tain madeof dark green muslin, acre a .which black Muslin stripes were sewed. This nitigin was tack ed'On small wooden strips After the burglars entered the premises, and hung over the large mirror. It was well calculated to deceitm the patrol ing watchman, and, but for his sus picion being aroused rally in the evening by observing `,two or three strange characters in the vicinity, they might have •operateci success fully. On pas sing the:Aloor he no ticed thi• reflection of tile back of the safe was darker tharc: usual. 'Re ceiving no response from the inside watchman, his suspicion that some thing was wrong was Strengthened, and breaking open theidoors, found that his interference .had been too long delayed, fur the robbers had re treated. =CM “That's s *an.” A farmer in Illinois ad a neigh • bor across the Wabash; in Indiana, who was keeping a ptluper on con tract at his house. In; the corn hoe mg season the llUtak: man some times borrowed his neighbor's paup erto work In the cornfield. It was very soon rumored at put that old Bill Turner had a ptinper working for him; and as none of the people In the neighborhood WO ever seen a pauper they were anii,:tous Ta..set a Deep at him. Consequently me twenty of them joiaect logether one day, armed with their shot guns and rifles,went over to TuOer's to sal the strange creature. They got cautious ly over the fence, and; 'Came up to where the men were ~- v orking. "Bill," said Stilai` Brown their rpokesttotn, "we've; : heard tlott you've got a •pauper ti•erking for you and we'd like to see IL" Bill then pointed otit the object of their curioMty. The ' t Visitors Walked around the liStnnisheq:p9twer and si lently surveyed hitn (ruin every point of view. At laqt Silas spoke; "Look here, Bill Turner." said he, "yon can't fool us; o 414(111 !" ,We wish all thoso of char itable institutions had the "II"' idea about paupers as Sila; hail.-- hearth troll Home. Ao Obituitry. Jeto Banos. we are7rsorry to Rtate haritleceasetl. He &parted-this life last Friday: He went 4th, without any struggle, and "sigh is' life." To day we are pepper :grass—mighty smart and easy—tu mgrror we are cut down like a cow( roner of the ground. .Tern kept a mee store which his wife, waits on. •11 is vtrchews were numerous to hellold. We are happy 2 stifle 2 the lidtrured wurid that he never cheated, specially in the wait of makrel, widoh wo. nice. and smelt sweet, apit.his SUrvivin' 4.rfe is the. same. W - e never knew him 2 put sand in his:stentr, though he had a hig sand haritn front of his hon..:e, nor water his Likens, though the( tido River run pt;st his door.— Pece 2 his remains. h. Bird in his lam.l, a zn•at tv•••k Ito pravvr I.•ilere,l a i l t . • Tl,,n turtle,' .Iver im.'2 lilt lied. ~11.1.1iirta, 1 if ho da• lie leaves I wife, Itehildren,l eow, 4 horses, at grocery store and other guaprupeds to rootin his 10-N—hut Ihe language of tht NM. his loss isAheir gain, Sich i?v life again. Faetories ,and tliaehine shops should not tat) allowed to ron n day without Johninia's Artodyne Liniment In ease of a stidnen aevident, to im tnediate use of it took save weeks of sulTerin. need perhaps a limb, or even a life.' IMIX2I Joyful J °torn ey. The wav' of life, although chequr e W 9 The GREAT WESTERN has no vu pertor for this Luca/ay. STOVES' Stove,. or Dinerott for 11,m:tor nr.(l Cookit,g The Great Repanc Cooltar, Store IIa• the , bevt liecord of any stove ever offered in HA. rnarlr-t. IT TAKES LESS 'FUEL, LESS ROOM TO 1)0 MORE WORK BEST BAKER, MOSTfIUILABLIE ALTOGETHER 'UBE BEST STOVE IN CST In connectiim with stove I hove gut up It Pltcut It:XTE.INSION TOP. - which ot•rupies little room. n.. aiklitionn) fuel, and 1i:I hit• 10 Vl:Par nut, ilig w n. Aes with all pipe., call be put on or taken at time, anti made to suit all stoves ..)1 any size or pa:tern. Five Iliazadred Pera}onia Who have purchased thud used the Apr2att. Miscellatieous. Attractive Stock! JOSEPH M. Mc Quay's 'Building, ad We Studiopsly av Fancy Dry Goods : The L:oem Novelties in FA NC Y UltY GOODS, .1 A PAN SILKS, "%IA PA n:SE PLA I DS4 JAPANESE LINEN; FANCY POPLINS, BLAC K SILKS, =IMEEI=I DoLLY V ARDEN PRINTS WHITE GOODS, P. K's, and j fight Fancy SHAWLS SCARFS; NEW SPRING SKIRTS. NEW WHITE SKIRTS• LADIES' MUSLIN UNDERWEAR, DOLLY VARI)EN SKIRTS& Bustles R . M --. °IrIUM I.ADIEs SUMMER SUITS IN WHITE EN, CROQUET, nod other New Materi jO6. M. MT 3f:lr Ant R. R. R. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF CURES THE WORST PAINS In from Ono to Twonty Minutes. NOT ONE HOUR • rl'alter reading this advertisement need any one SUFFER WITH PAIN. RADWAr3 READY RELIEF IS A -CURE FOR EVERY PAIN. It seas the trot mad le Tho Only rain 'llernecly ttut instantly stcopr the most Ly,iriaT Indarnmations. and (1.1,11 Udrigsgation., whether tbo Lungs, Stomach, Ruwels, ur (Aber glands or organs, by one application. IN Fittnt O' TO TWENTY MINUTES. gn matter hoar violent nr excrudiat.Mg Um pain Oa RHEU 'RATIO. Red-ridden, Infirm, Crippled, Nei - Vona Neuralgic, or prostrated telth Mama, may suffer, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE. • INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEY", INFLAMMATION OF Tilt: BLADDER.. INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS. CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS. SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, I'ALPITNTION OF THE HEART. HYSTERICS, ettour, DIPHTHERIA. CATA RAIL LNILUENZA. HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE. C_ NEURALGIA. itnErmATlsm. COLD CHILLS. AGUE CHILLS. The application of Ilic Reet4v 'teller to the part or parts where the pain or difficulty thuds will &dont we and comfort. Twenty drops In half a tionliler of watrr mill In a few momenta core CRAMPS, sPASMs, Stir It STOMACH. REA RTBURN SICK Il EADActIF DIARRHEA, DYSENTERY, cOLIC. WIND THE BOWELS, and all INTERNAL PAINS. Travelers should always carryo bottle of um!. way. Ready gene with them. A few &ova In water Will prevent Maness or pains from change of seater. It Is better than French Brandy or Bitters as &stimulant. FEVER AND AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE cured for fifty emits. There Is not a remedial agent In this world that win cum Fever and Ague, and all other Molar +, us. Billow,. Scarlet.„ Typhoid, Yellow, and other Fevers (aided by ILADWATS PILLS) to quick na ItADWArii READY RELIEF. Fifty cents per bottle. Sold by Druggists. IHEALTHI BEAUTY!! ISTRONO AND PURE !UCH ULOOD--I CREASE OF FLESH AND WEIGHT-CLEM' (SKIN AND MEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SE CURED TO ALL. - DR. RADWAY'S SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT HAS IA ADF: THE viosT AsToNtsill u R Foi qUIrK so RAPID ARE THE cHAN(.ILs THE. WJD UNI , E.R.GoEs. UNI)F.R. THE I\ FLUE:WE OF Tills TRULY WoNDELtrut. SIED/CINK THAT Every Day an Increase In Flesh and Weight is Seen and Felt. THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. Every drop of the SA BSA l'A LLMN RE SOLVENT communicates through the Blood, Sweat t Urine. and other fluids and thima of the system tits vigor of life, for it repairs the wastes of the body with new and .rand material. Seroful:., Sypphilis Coo. eurnption, Glandular di. c ass, neen i n the Ti n .„ 3 % Mouth, Tumors, Nodes to toe Glands and -other parts of the orstemv Sore Ere.. htrumous Discharges ream the Kars, and the worst forms of Skin diaruses. Eruptions, Fever Sores, Scald Head, Ring Wltettl, halt Rheum, Erysipelas, Acne, !auk Spot*, Worms in th e Flesh, 'rumen, Cancers to the Womb, and all weakening sod painful dlacharges,'Night tivevais, Loss of Sperm, and all waste. of the life principle, are within the curative range of this wonder of ?dud. ern Chemistry, and a few dare' use will prnv,j In any person using it for either althea.: forms of Maas: It. Fotentlioeres to cure them. not only dues the Ssitase•an tits Itrwmcwwr excel all known remedial agents In rho Core of U I ..... tr. Scrofulous, Constitutional, and Skin tiLsens,a Lut it to tit_ only positive cure for Kidney dr Bladder Complalata, finery, and Womb diseases, Gravel, Dial. t Dropsy, Stoppage of Water. Incontinence of I•rinv, Bright:li Disease, Alburninuria, end In a , l eases where there are brickdast dermills, or the 'water is thick, cloudy, mixed with suLstanera like the white of nn eCg , or threads Like whits silk, or there Is a morbid. dark, bilious appearance, and white bone-dust dr posits, and when there is s pricking, bdroing sem. lion when passing water, and pairs In the buia.l ttf the Back and along the Loins, Frice, 81410. WORMS, —The only known and sure Itemmi for Worms—Pot, Tape, etc. Tumor of 12 Tears' Growth Cured by Badsvara Resolvent. ,„ EISOIRL T. aittall.., Jetty to. IoGIC. Dg Itsow•v .—t h... Lad Inning TOMO/ to et• ovAttait nod bowel. All the Doctors mid then wee no kelp for tt.7 I tried arm thing than wee errototoonded , but gwthio lutipsit me. I nos year Rosoleent, nod thought 1 would try it. bathed an faith to lt, bona. I Ind nifered for tweln oft.. I took An bottles of the Reno!. cot, and w,e hog 0( kLadway's Pals, nod two bottles of your Really Relief and then is net • sign of tun., te Le seen or felt, god I Int twusts, *mans, und happen than I tone 6 r twelve 3nm The wont towns ton in the left std. uf the bowfin, the crtala. I urrl. Al. t,. yoa ta. A. hearts ..h.. Ton cao pablrak It ff yea chem. HANNAH V. 6\ANN DR. RADWAY'S PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS, perfectly tasteless, eleg_antly . ctetted Stith sweet tom, purge, regulate, purify, CA-mw, an, strengthen. Radsray'sll; for the cure of oil disorders of the htortusM. User. Bearcia, Kidneys; Bladder NervoUa Disesaes, neadache, Vidatltiallon, Costiveness, Indigestion. Drilae,ilida,, Billounneais, Dillon% Fever, leflasensatisto of the hovels, Piles, and all Derange ments of the Interned Vlseen. Warranted to etrict s poetise rare. Purely Vegetable, containing nu mer• Metals, or deleterious drugs. 1211 - Obserra the following Nymptems resulting from Disorders of the Manly , 01 7.. 0 : Cowslips/tee, Inward Pilo, Falleese of the Blood in the Acidity of the Stanch, l'iatises, llemettioro, Disgust of Food, Follsese or Weight in the Stemma'. Soot greets Bone, Sleeking es Flattering at the PIS olfthe Stomach, Swim ming of the Used, Harried and Ditto-1t Breathing, Fluttee inf ef the Hasse, Chatter or Soffoateing ,Sewastiorn wiles In Lying Poetess, Dimness of Vieless, Dot. or Webs before the sleds Fern and Doll Lie is Ilia Head. Drecieury of Perspiration, Ifidlowarss of trio Skin and Ryes, Pain le the Me, Chest, Linde, end sodden Fleshes of Deal, Bunting ee• tae Fleet. la for doses of RADWAT'S PILLS wtll hes the system from all the abore-named dienrden. Price. aS, omits tier box. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. READ "FALSE AND TRUE." Scud one letter stamp to RAILWAY & CO.. No. 8.7 Maiden Lama New• York. Information wrath thousands will be scut you. t‘pri, ? Ilrord to You, Friend! Fl)it tiui )1) (.()FFE-; rnit (oot) TEAS FOR (;()(111 SUGARS Ft)1: (i0t)1) SPICF.S F()It 6(04 il) F 1,1)( 1,4 (;‘)()D FEED FM( Goul) ToNACC4I Fun )()1) CIGARS FOR EVE It I"i' ItING GooD TIIE Grocery and Provision Line AND AT PRICES THAT CAN'T DK BEAT Ili BEAVER 011 ELSEWHERE. GO TO S. SNrITC:I 4 7.II. J‘r, CO.'S, 3d Street, HEAVER, PA. Jinlo'7l.-ly DANK INC,' .IIOUt4.E. THOMAS M'CREERY & CO THOS. PPCIZERIIV, Cashier. J.ll. ANGIEL, J. F. lIHAVO J. U. M'CBEERY Interest CAW ou time deposit.; Prompt attention &limo to esdlecttuna. Also, tn►arance Agents for rood and reliable Cornnanka. [maylitti James H. Ram!du DEALER IN HOUSE FURNISHING GOMM (=Tully, PLATED WARE, 'WOODEN AND WILLOW 'WARE, Japannese and Plain Fine Ware, WITH EVEUYTHUSO NF.CESSAIty FOR HOUSEKEEPE:IIS., Call and ace our stock and lutrn our prices No. CM ( Late AV. Clair St) PITTSBURGH, PA. pavl ly- 2Pliecellati cotes. New Spring Goods! CREERY iSc Co's Street, [leave r, Pa.. oid Inferior Goods." New Millienery Goods: And NEW STRAW GOODS, Hotly VartlN HATS & 'BONNETS, Trimmed HATS & BONNETS, Untrimmed HATS & BONNETS; RIBBONS, Id I ‘%id`hi& colors; FL(IWEItS,:di (Ire new shades; Buffing, Pia • Tucking, & Embroidery, TOURIST PARASOLS; SUN UMBRELLAS, HOSIERY GLOVES and NOTIONS, CURTINS, OIL ('LOTUS BAZAR-CUT PATER PATTERNS. ALSO ADD White LINEN, BUFF LIN- als that may appear during the Season RIMYV ,04 Vinegar Bitters are not a vile Fancy Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spiced, and sneeteqxd to 'Flea, the taste, called "Appetizers," • Restorers," &c that lead the tippler on to drunk enness and ruin, but are a true Medicine, made from the native rrsits and herbs of California, free front all Aicoholic Stimulants. They are the Great Blond Purifier and a' I de - giving Pr inciple, a Pr,- feet Renovator and Invigorator of the System, car rying off all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it, ref-eshing and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, cer tain in then results, safe and reliable in all forms of disease No Person can take these Bitters ac eorch,,,t bi drrecionn, and remain Icing unwell, pro s ided their limes are not destroyed by mineral pot son or other means, and tke vital organs wasted bevoncl the point of feria,. Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, (Soughs, Tightness of the Chest. Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, klad taste in the Mouth, Attacks, Palpi tation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms., are the offsprings of Dys pepsia. In these complaints it has 11,1 equal, and one lxittle will prove abetter guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement For Female Complaints,. n voting or old, married ur single, at the dawn 0 nliood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Btu disp AV so de cided an influence that a. marked •iintirovercient is 604 rn perceptible. For Inflammatory anal Chronic Rheumatism and Gout, Dyspepsia or mimes 110n. Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, I iiscases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been truest successful. Such Doe,Nes are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. They are a Gentle Purgative as well as n Tonle, pnues.mg also the peculiar merit of At I ~,,, as a powerful agent iii relieving Congestion nr Lidartiamitirm of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and Bilious Disease , For Skits Diseases, Eruptions. Tctter, Salt- Rheum, 11fou his, Spots, riniples, Pustules, t arliuncles, Ring-worms, Scald-}lead, Sore Eyes, 1-.risiloC;a , . la h. Scurf's, Do.cidorations of the Skin, Mi===llMMlM=al name or nature. arc literally and carried out of the system in a short lime by the use of these Bitters. One in such cases will convince the must incredulous of their curative effects. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenever ion find its impurities bunting through the skin in truptuins ' or Sores;cleanse it when you find it obstructed and sluggish in the veins; cleanse it when if is f , u4l: 7 our feelings will tell you when. Keep the bouul - pure. and the health of the system will follow. Graternt thousand.. prods lirecestS the most wonderful Ins %enema that ever sustained the sinking system. Pin, Tape, and other Worms, lurking in the system of-so many thousands, ire effectually destriived and removed. Says a distinguished phy siologist 'I here is scarcely an individual upon the face of the ealli whose body is exempt from the presence of It is not upon the healthy ele ments IA the body that worniS exist. but upon the diseased humors and slimy tieliovis that breed these c, monsters of doease. No system Medi f" tine, nn yeirnifuges, no anthelminitir s will free she system from worms like these Bitters O . Mechanical Dilleftnefl. p r rs ons engaged in Paint• arid NI okra's, birch a. P,iill.bers, Type- Setters, riosri beaters, and Mtners, as they advance rat life. will lie solurct to paralysis of the !towels. To, guard agarust this tale a dose W KIM'S 1111 Ii R, once or I..Ce a wtck. as a Pre tot .ve Itcenittent, and Intermit. tent Pe sera, w loch arc pies Alcbt of the val s tat out groat r yrs throe:hold the Untied States. rsper 1.4 'V Ow, of the Missnori.pi, Ohio, Mn,sr me, Tr roles,ee. Celia eirarrd, Arkau saw, Red. I. olorado, Warr Rio (.rands, Peal!, Ala. barna, :Mobile. Sat antralt, Roanoke, Jaii i es, and many others. tutu their tact trlbutarn. throu g hout Our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkable so during senores r t unusual heat and dryness, are inv orably atcomparned 1 v ester, so. e derangements of the stomach and liter, and other abdominal viscera. I n then t t ea tine ii t. a pur gative, turning a lio%cribl tnituto,v utrrrn these '..” 1 " ,, * organ,, bi net es,.ut There IS no LAlbarb(' ha blic -- 3voriviSe ere, to Di? W Re i e s as then ,anti weedily re leave the dark-Co:Wed vos'd Maffei' nab which the laurels are loaded, at the same time simulating the secretions of the I,cr, and general:, restoring the healthy functions id the digest rye or g ans Scrofula, or ICing's Ertl, 1 bac loge., Ulters, I.lyropelas, Swede.' Neck, Goiter., Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Intlammations Mercurial .AfTer.tioni, Old Some., Erriptiors of the Skin, Sore Eyrsmc etc. ln these, as in ail other constitutional I tiseases, W e rr Erb R Tens have shown their great curative ;,...ers in vhe wrist obstinate and lutrar•able ease, Dr. Walker's California Vinegar Hitters act on all these cases Ina similar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and .bv rcxd ymg away the egret,. 01 the inflammation (the tubercular depostrsl the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure ts effected. The properties of Da_ WALleek'S VrNa- CAR ISITTPRs are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Car minative, Nutrnaans, Laxative, Diuretic, S e dat tvn , Counterinttant, Sudonfic, Alterative, and Anti- The Aperient and mild I-native prniventes of Du %Vateau's V INIMAU Parma% are the best safe-guard in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing prop erhies protect the burners of the faucet. 'rhea Se dhive properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach., and bowels, either from intlarumatuan, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Thmr Counier-Irntant influence extends throughout the system. 'I heir Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secrebon of bile, and its discharges through the billary ducts, and are superior to all remedial agents, (or the cure of Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague, etc. Fortify the body against disease by purifying all its &lids soh VINEGAR lIITTI.RS. No epidemic can take hold of a system thus fore.anneti Directions.—Take of the Bitters on going to bed at night from a half to one and one-half wine. glassful'. Eat good nourislung food, such as beef steak, mutton chop, venison, roast beef, and vege. tables, and take out-door exercise. They are corn- Posed of partly vegetable ingredients, and coma . no spirit, I. WALKER, Prop'r. °- R. H. RteDONALD lE. CO., • Diumgists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal, and cow. of Washington and Charlton Sts., Nev. York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS k DEALERS apr 17:1 y-- to chgjylo ROCHESTER SAYINGS BANK. Jt111.% V. 11.DO!,,IAI-D GE°. C. SPETLREIt, 11. 1. grErnuta,Cusier SPEVEILIEU S McDONALD Dc In el hande, Coin, Government Securi ties. make collection on all accessible points In the United States and Canada. receives !none, on deposit subject to check, and receives time depos• Its from one dollar and upssard, and allows inter est It 4 per rent. By-laws and rules !bruigned free by applyidz nt the bank. Bank open daily from 9. a. to.. ttl 14. p. to.. and on Saturday even ing. f rom 6 Lo b u •d u ck. We refer by pertnntsior to— . L. U. oa . rmAN & Co., Ilos. .1. S. Itr-rax Atom. Scow t t, co., ORR LUOPEB, KENNE.DT MIMI= . . . • . SNIEDEII At %VACUA, 1 "" 2 1411AUP * a. S. llns.itrt, R. 8. EMI/it!, .. A. C. livru.T. TuAtms3gEN•• NoTial $. B. W1L.60.1.1. LUNN.. Pittsburgh P/ tatnitril-ly-clid jeeS THE BEST IN THE WORLD! The Improved Sampson A: Howe Standard Scales, All Nizes and varictis fir sale by SOUDER & M'CLURG, 03 11 - 0,1 I) ST., PITTSBURGH Waretwuse Trucks, Putout Money Drawers, AN D GROCER'S FIXTURES February 7, 1872, ly • Miseellaneoas. 1,11 1 " 1 :i We have on baud 4 large lot of fine finished work, which we are selling cheaper than any other firm In the cou uty or State. Persons wishing to erect. Montimants, Held and Foot Stones this sprint:. cow Is the time to get a bargain. call and see us before purchasing eisewhge. We will guarantee satisfaction both as tfi'workmanship and prices' Also Grind Stones and Fixtures always on band. [apr 10-6 m C A R PET'S, STAIR-BUILDING AtiD W4OO T'Ult:. 1 411.ra t 31101". Newels, Balusters, Hand Rails. with ell Joints cut moil bolted, ready to hart. tarnished on short notice' W 'Lel A M ,PEUP Les, mas6;lyl Cur. WebYlef.Bl., it Graham alley $l,OOO REWARD! A reward of One Thousand Dollars will be paid to any Pliyale . lau who will produce a medicine that will supply the wants or the people better than the article known as HEAVE A, PA Celebrated Blood Cleanse. or Panacea. It Mit he it better Cuthmtir a hotter A Iterutivii, u better Sudorific, a better Diuretic. a better Tonic and In every wuy better than the Pan -a•re.a. Nu matter host long It leo been In ear or bow Intel) dhaea•vvrvd. Above all It mite( nut contain any th(TIZ NOT PURELY V KOK r•NLE $5OO REWARD!! A reward of Five Hundred Doilar• will be !maid for a torditioe thal .111 permaomoly cure more Cade...l ('...t.,0u.•u., Con-tilmitou or Nor von.. o .r IlMom. MOM dere. Jallll , iice. Ith•mom: in, 1.0111, lirap,o,d s, nod Vt-uer. W..rur•, 11..110, TillnOrP; teller., l leer. rain. 111 Side lnd 111,3.1 (Vrip /that, 11141. DR. FAHRNEY'S BLOOD CLE II OR CE which t. mop.: ect 11P1v,•ly by pry:firth phyeirtatis than ae) thlh r popular thrdirth {mown. pp - I'r e par,l by P. Itio. ET !DWI. Vlitiyheolhfro. And U I', Price 1 1.6 iber Ile V., t 101.• Rei D..nter., by JOII% Ilt,o{:K, Dr Beaver. Pa lir Incorporated by 'Act of LIU CAPITAL. - - $lOO PRIVILEGE, pryv+iL.ra a. ru red by'l4 11 , al of...tido Six Per Cent. interest Paid to Depositors on the Compoun ding Principlem A ttentimi Litrret,l to the iibernl provio• Jot. , for withdrawing intaw.v dvl o. trd It ran (101111 . In retail a 1111 l unto, l' NOTICE FItu\ITIIE )SITOti. A I I cominnelcution* wilt me...1%e prompt reply DAVID M Trtiuurrr AS S 0 CIATI 0 N, „,.:AvER „A 1 ,Ls, pi-,NS'A II()1.I.A >NS" Vkk"__VlZ.l.: 110I'NE - FL' It IN!! INC 4;OODS. ALPS INSURANCE COMPANY opx/trE, P.I. Cash Capital $250,900 00 Asssets. Oct. 9, '7l, 311,948 29 Liabilities, - - 5,200 00 0. N0111.i 4 :. PreAitlet.t..t l IN( I.:ST. Vice Pt, . u•vr. Tilt... F. 0,...ttift , 7 it, :••••ervt.try. 1 0 ItS: inn. U Noble, Elle lion. two. It. Del=eh% J W Hammond, to M ~/d V i Ile. Fa. lion Sadden Navin, d“ 800 .1 I' Vincent. Erie Ifirttm D3vuott. do , I errs Itawle do Charles Il Reed, do,t: T Chunrhilt do II $ Southard, doit'apt J S Richards do W B Sterritt. do Richard O'Brian. do II W Noble, do!F II I.lllols. do .1 ltnglehart, do John It t 'octiran, do .1 11. Nell dol SI Illartlebh. do 1 1 7 U Abbott, Those: ite.lCapt Dt' Dobbins, do 'Jou Fertig. Titusville. Policies leaned at fair rates and liberal terms. Insures 4minst dwrused by Liehtning as well no Fire, CIiAS. U. 11l 'UST, Aet Rochester. Pa., Dec. 21). ISM R I= VALUABLE PROPERTY FOR SALE. OFFER for rale the following valuable prop. erty. Academy lots No. Mll and CL, contaminv about Lai acres. lying on the public road leading from !Seaver anport. ALSO --Academy lot No.ll. lying on the Ohio riser, adjoining land of Patrick Sinicannon on the west, containing shout sis acres, these lots are all sowed down In grass and in good condition; the lota ale enclosed with good hoard fencea, any person wishing to purchase wilt please call on me at my (Moe where all necessary Information will be given. GEO. W.llANtivroN. aprttl. G. S. Batman.. F. A !MLR.. C. A. G. S. GA !CURIA at Co., Arm Brig/dab, It. ak Cll. 1 Beaver Fulls, its LS A N K 1411.13, £•; e 4)eamrs In Fsclwn;,•e. Cutn , OVIVOOLS, &C., at -- Collections made on all acs point." in the United SAate.. and Canada. Accounts of )Lerch• ants. Mans acturers. and Individrala , solicited. ltdere.ta'iowed on time deposites. Correspon. dente will receive prompt attention. (docal:l7 JAIIEN R. REED di: Co., DE•LCCJI IN WATCHES, CLOCKS, AND JEWELRY, FINE WATVUES CAREFULLY REPAIRED ej uB tit ` P 9 r i) WORKS UFACTURERO MONUMENTS & GRAVE TONEIS'd 11 PHi , ,y, 4110 I! 'li! I f f ,P,l, ~, r ,i •ty,. , „, , , I. Ai ,11 1,1:1111,4i1 011: 4 i . 'r e , , ,,, ,,i 1 , g i l i , i ~ f r , , i iii,,,,„!,4, ,ql. i ; t.ir , 1 lt , 11 t ' , ii ri I liy le, , l:ft fl,Filii,,Ti'l t ' ;t:: 1 i l i,' ,l lL / ,:',' il, , / 1 ,111114 Milt I 1,1,i , .. , , ,, ~,, , ~ ,4,,,,,,,,,,i,t. ALLEGHENY CITY FAHRNEY'S DR JAYIES T. IHIADV, Prts.,l-'.t c()-oPEIZATIVE kuk-4. - 1 stk.- • gbitAtii. asa'. l cCD)N7l" l *, \\ .\ -1.1.11Ni)11) - , . , 01/11•111 \ 'CI) -•.kr.i:•;1:()1)\K Reevs' Brick Block, MI ssi:A;; 11E.\ VI.1: 3lnv I, :::)1 No Cr Fifth Ave., I" lir 13.1711, G 14, PA Miscellaneous. HATS-CAPS STRAW GQODS. M R• IL li , ta,l3xLerg 84 WOOD ST., PITTSBITIFIGH, 11. M ME. Co liir M 49 & 151 Wood Street, MA ft("li 20th, 1R72. [feh]l.3m.) Agents W anted, FLOitENCE Sewing Machine. Wherever the FLORENCE 110hine has been Introduced, It has met with the d g,iteatest success. It is the only machine mals4tut four different stitches. and having the Iteseraihie Feed. The machinery is perfect. and the motions positive. It rune ight, and very fast, and sews coarse or tine fabrics. The Hemmer will turn wide or narrow hems, and fells beautifully. Alt attachments go with the machine. For information apply to or address HECK ERT dr ffileK A IN, LIMN , im ) SHARP & HOFFMAN ROCHESTER, PENN'A., GROCERIES & PROVISIONS, v %ENsW A I . AstiVir ARE. STONE IVA la:, !VOW) EN IVA la littdrdware; wiNDow (;,LAs, NA! Ls,ri"FLERY %V II IPS, LAM PS, NoTioNis, •••.k LT, Fist', FLot• t, DRAIN, Mill - Feed, Uil - Lard Oil stun', cAl's, LEAD, yusE, N. Co., hlcazo alc and ‘l42ivt I 12 Iv Rifle and Blasting Powder, 11\1101,-,a'A.. nn.l and I)euiiiuge Pipes WHITE I,E.11) i LINSEL:II I)ry,e, ,Turpent Odors dry 4: in Oil PAINT lilt1::!.11E-; ui ALL KiNDS. Averill Chemical Pain PI It M: NVIItYI , \ .‘"IIADF ankl tor ko.v kitkantil --hy the qua rt, m lin I.y the ,kzallkni At till Inn , or to. Ine trailon :ture. 000 $500,000 THE AVERILL PAINT Ilan gIVVI] iOn fOr ut:un• year , in all -.et ti,ae: of the country, and ha, heen ill u-e in titii vicinity ahmit live year:, provlqg it,clt t.o be,.especiaity, the c 4,1 ~r, and s'''hade•, ate,oiately The Best and Cheapest Paint now in t-trta.t tt bef,,re drying, and %%lien dry Ills/A:a hard gla.sy sarr:Acc; will wit crack or pt I ""hr. wi• will card, pries 'AA and leslininniak i > tit per,.4.11 ;L:king for the gamy. All lica vy doh vcrt,', I r,.'e uC ch Lrge to It , Lci_ester and i wit/lit. SHARP n 1110FF.11.411i, I Wall Paper! Wall Paper! t. aunhll derigo. 111 h ig lil y Satin paper. ; 11, 1a014,24 mo.orlyoent of 1;111 Lind Slampuol (;.ld ever opened in the, city. I)nin;2 noorn Paper Plain A: Chtimikeruul ru 1 I VW In 'the. ..ir, 111 . . k po, I %Vail In tht DE ZOUCHE tir. s iCO 110 %17.. PittAburrh. Notion k Milliner` House - JOS, PA)II,\E & 75, 77. and 79 Market etrcet, prt•part- , 1 to t-x,lnlkit to the trade Ilit• Lartt Srl..cllon to be had. Ea.t or W,,r, iu 11(Asiery, laures, eies, Laces, Lace' Goothr, While ( Ade , I lunp •` 1,-irt (iirst /sr, (;city ' 1 . 11111 /ling (;o) is /lair (iuo(b., Ilai, Netx, wool Small ll'ares Y GOO I) )ti Lbz/3, 80/a/ie./A., F(incer.v, Cordell 1 . 04 . 6 . , ,of .tur (mu tint - tot - 1111km at kw evil ruffm: A cull o011Cii• l•it. Orthq, promptly anvil. :•stort-s, nii.l 110 Penn A vt•lit/i•. 31•110411 U. lDeiitistryr. Dr. ru y ,of ltr hl 111.‘t itt the , .1...1. •Tj • • . w,,rk I),•tter or j . .;,: - ; : cheaper than hr oiler" it to • . 4 s" . to.t putrott.,- 1 4..• 1. jy 4. e.e. I I 31,111.1101! MantifaClllrel 111 the I titled Stale. 1 (told and ril Aer 11111 m; performed 10 'I -t) 1.• 01,11 (tenet. compe tition ttati.taction I:naranteed in .11 operation*. or III" money returned t:oe tom a trial. fent: IV POINT PLANING MILLS, 'WATER NT., PmCIIESTER, PA HENRY WHITEFIELD, M.INUFACITREit OF' Sash, Doors,ilouldings,.Ploor-boards, Weallier,boards, Palings Brack ets, &c., tkc. Also, DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OF LUM BER, LLTIL SHINGLES AND BUILDING TIMBER Having purchased the the territorial in terest of Mr .1. (.;`Anderson, owner of the several tratents ctiFering certain tneut.i in the• rout:An:own and joimpz weatherltoards and linings r houses and .other buildings, we are the only persons authorized to make and sell 0:e same within the limits of Braver county Par ties interested w!il please observe this. carpenters' Supplies thnstantly Kept on Hand. t Eir