The Beaver Argus. (Beaver, Pa.) 1862-1873, June 15, 1870, Image 4

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• ''And don't you know .when. you
Will lair thro' this part of the country
again, Mr. Verlay • •
"No, I don't," said the old bache
lor doeidedly. .
Ho was something of a ixar - ,to
rover so crustily when Barbara - Smith
. stood in the doorway, with the shad
owY noshes drooping -over her soft
brown eyes, and the roses melting in
to deep carmine on her rosy cheeks,
until her muslin dram; was 'pale in
comparison. Such a pretty; big-eyed
loving little Barbara Wish() was, inn!!
the blooming freshness of herwigh
teen summers, and the soft sigh that
fluttered up from her lips as the ono-
Jtohee carriage drove away, and was
'checked instantly. Barbara had no
idea of becoming a victim to mire
gaited .love, though she had tither
landed Mr. Yerley during his brief
sojourn at her father's house.
Mr. Verley drove away through
the rustling green draperies of the
summer lanes, whistling sadly as he
wen t.
•"I shall be In very good time for
the I 1 0 30 train, ' /be meditated to
• him Self. "Pune:ll4llV is the soul of
businm4, and I never was one of the
behindhand tribe, thank Providence.
licsidt, I think it was becoming
dangerous to remain at that plaw any;
longer. lam thirty-nine to-morrow
and that's just twenty years too old
hie to go making a fool of myself.
Valley me getting married! No, you
don't, Joseph Verley, my friend."
As he settled himself comfortably
in.,*the crowded railroad car, and
opened a letter, the subject again oc
curred with curiou.; persistence.
"'rho letter or my poor brother's
executor cone just in time, or I cer
tainly should have lounged away
more than would have been either
sensible or profitable. Poor, dear
Harold ! I don't see what on earth
11066eSSell Olt to fall sick and die on
his way libnie from Venice,and leave
Ills daughter on my hands, eo. Why
eouldn't'he kayo left a son instead of
daugnter ? I never did understand
a Wolllllll'6 ways and what's more, I
don't mean to. lam to meet her at
Speolville, and take her home with
my. 0!" groaned Mr. Verley, refer
ring despairingly to the letter. "Amid
What ant I going to do with hei when
I . get her there, I'd like to know? I
suppose she's a great tall creature,
with ringlets and ribbons, and like us
not an Italian lover chatting scull
'neat to her—a creature that reads
tyron, and keeps an album.and eats
slate-pencils and chalk. Pll send her
to a boarding school—that's what I'll .
(10 with my nietxt---and perhaps when
she has graduated thert..i the school
master can suggis some means of
getting rid of her. (If course she'll
have halfst-dozbu huge trunks, and a
bonnet box and a parrot cage—that's
the way women generally. travel,• I
believe, I 11111 glad lam out of the
way, of Barbara's fascinations now."
Mr. ‘'erley looked out of the ear
windoW in a sort of whit desperation,
at the prospect before him.
• "I suppose she'll want a piano, and
maybe a phodle dog—and there's no
knowing what else: I don't know
why Harold wanted to die and leave
his daughter to my mire, just now.
Speedville Station-11 miles further
on—l wish it waslwenty-seven liun 7
dred—that's what I wish."
And with this vindictive sentiment
in his mind, our hero tied a red silk
handkerchief over his head, and tried
.to lose himself in a series of brief,
troubled dream., wherein.the vision
.
of a tall, nice young lady figured con
spicuously. •
"Are we here already?" 'lie stam
mered, starting to his feet, 11.6 the con
ductor bawled mitt `Speedville Sta
tion He seized umbrella, valise
and ' traveling shawl, with the bust
ling bewilderment peculiar to people
siiddefily aroused from sleep.
Stieedville was rather.a large sizcsi
village, situated at ' the Junetion,of
several railways—a bustling, thriving
little place, with an imposing Amer
ican Gothic structure as a depot. In
to this building Mr. Verley walked,
looking right and left for the young
lady whose' guardianship ho was 1.6
assume.
"Of course," ho fixtsoned mentally,
she'll be on the lookout for me ; wo
men are preverhially curious."
But liarold Verley's daughter was
not on thelookout' for her unkhown
uncle. When the crowd incident to
,the evcniug train•had subsided, and
- people had, gone their several ways,
he only remaining occupants of the
depot were Mr. Verley, a lame old
Mall with peanuts and oranges, and a
decent looking colored woman, with:
a brilliant Madras turban on her head
whobook tare of the building.
Neither of these could be his niece;
so Mr. Verloy after a little perplexed
lii tat ion, addresstal himself to ~the
colored woman, who was busy pot
iAling the window with 0 piece of
tilt newspaper."
"Ahem--1 was to meet my niece"
how to-day, aud-1 don't see her."
"Your nieee,,..sir?, what is her
nanit!'.'
."Verley."
"LI, yes, sir; she hits been here
t hese two hours, bles.4 her dear heart;
she's asleep now." .
"Asleep:" gasped Mr. \ 'erley ; but
the stewardeis only answered him by
hustling into the inner apartment
and hanging out what mpeared to
be a eomput bunttlki with a pinit
lam at one end of it, and a mass of
long, trailing embroideries at the
other..
.loseph Verley recoiled as far as the
angle of the wall would permit him.
"Why , --it's a baby !"
"'l'o be sure it is sir,"'said the wo
maa, "and as tine It little girl as over
I saw ; bless her sweet blue eyes."
. "But isn't there a nurse or sonic
such person here who could take
charge of her ?"
"There wits a nurse brought her on
Sir -a queer, foreign looking thing,
with a yellow skjin and hair as black
Its night, and big gold hoops in her
ears • but she! -talked something
abouti the - next steamer—l rr. couldn't
understand her lingo, sir—and went
tight back to New York oe the two
O'clock trait."
Joseph Verley 'Amid aghast, star
hag at the rosy baby as It lay crow
ing in the woman's arms. and won
tiering which of his 'Jacky stars lit.
should call on to aid hitt: in this an
bxiked-for emergency. 'A full-growt
young niece would have been bat
enough,—but a baby
"So flits is my niece," he mutter
"Amid what the ti-1 am 1 going to
thiwith her?'"
lie turned suddenly to tilii eoloret
woman.
"Mhat tittle does the next train for
N1'111110(1 leaver
REtatZMI
A" Would you Ixt kind erillUgh to
hike care of the child till then? 1
Aippose 1 must, take' it •home with
Mc; for I can't very well drown it;
er throw It under the ear wheels."
"Sir!" epeulated the astonished
stewardess.
But Mr. Verley turned on his heel
and strode out Of the depot, saircely
able at first to comprehend the dim.
aster that had befallen him.
The train \vas at the depot ulna
he returned ; and the woman await
tsl hlni with the sleeping Infant ft
her arms:
"Asleep, eh!" commented Mr
Verlev. "Well, that's lucky."
"Where's the nurse, sir ?" inquire(
the woman.. .
• "Nurse What' nurse?"
"Wily, 1 supposed you went to ge
•R nurse."
"Never Falco thought of it !" dam
land Joseph, madly smiting his
forehead. 'here—give the thing to
me, quick, the train is moving."
lie had hardly time to spring on
hoard as the loComotive gave an nit
; earthly shriek, while the lady follow
ed suit in both respects. •
110 staggered tobis seat, holding
the umbrella and child in one Mum,
while.in the other his valise swung
• baekward and forward. • .
"There! there! bless its little
imirt !"..-Jto exclaimed, imitating the
!IIMME!!
cc:tiered:l/9mM. 'We r won't cry=
no tO won't." ~ ; i" 1
, Bat the baby :eitidelatly. had an
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opinion Mats own on the sa mit
and would ery.in spite of them
Watalishmeats practiced IV 00
Wlldeted uncle—such as shaking'
umbrella handle, swinging his watch,
and trotting both knees. ' .
Teeple began to look around re
proaehfully, young men shrugged
their shoulders, and young Wiles
giggled. • ' , f .(. , , . `
"INN hush! there's a darling,"
whispered Mr. Verley.
But still the baby wept, and wailed,
and gnashed its ins, for teeth it had
but two. Mr. N: erley Inuu‘to look
routid In the car In search of some
matronly dame of whom' he could
seek counsel, .Out In vain. • There
were only three ladiai in. the. air, and
they were young, with round hats
and dimpled cheeks.
"They_won't kuow anythligrahout
it"groaned Mt. Verloy,la anguish
of spirit. "0, why didn't I have
common muse enough to go and get
a nurse. I suppose there's no danger
of a baby bursting its lungs; but I
should think if there was such a COW
tingeneyi this baby was in a fitir.WitY
of meeting It. Well; roar awayi - my
young friend; I tom stand it as long
us, you am." ,
Vain boast, as futile sus vain, as Mr.
Verley very soon discovered. The
baby not only cried, but it screamed,
it kicked, it doubled Itself over in
more •ways . than a contortionist's
wildest' dreams could Imagine, and
be acne apparently frantic with pas
sion. The persperatlon broke out in
huge beads ou Joseph's. brow ; his
face flushed, and still the ears Bum
tiered on. .
"What's to become , of me?" ho
pondered, holding desperately on to
the struggling infant by the sash that
'encircled its little waist, and. watch
ing its purple face with a. species of
detestation. "I don't Wonder that
Harold died I I shall die in a . week,
if this thing goes'op. Arid it seems
so east for Barbary' Smithso:take
co re or her little brothers _ and sisters;
If Barbary was only here?"
And Dlr. Verley jerked the baby
up into a sitting posture with a sud
denjerk.
"I'll do it," quoth Mr. Verley:
"I'll take the back express at fear in
tke morning and go straight there.
Ali, you may stop crying,, you little
hypocrite ; but it won't doany . goal;
•I'm not to be caught twice in the
same trap:" .
Barbara Smith was watering her
tube roses, in the .bright morning
sunshine, as Mr. Verley drove up to
the gate, with the valise and baby in
the carriage. . .•
"Dear me, Mr. Verley!" she ejacu
lated, blushing "celestial rosy red."
"\Vhy, what a sweet little baby."
"Yes; very sweet," ho responded
dryly. "It is my mho that I was to
meet at Speedville."
"\Vhy, I thought she was a young .
lady ?"
"So did I ; but it Seems she's . - not
Barham what do yousuppose brought
me back ?" he added speaking very
fast for fear the baby would cry.
'I don't know 'faltered Barbara,
crimsoning still more. "Perhaps you
forgot something." , , , •
"Yes, I did."
"What was it?" said Barbara, a
little disappointed.
"I forgot to ask you if you would '
marry me ?"
"Dear me! was that all V" said the
young lady demurely. ' I
"Isn't that enough? Say, Barbara,
will you ?"
11l think of it," answered Barba
ra evasively.
"No; but tell menow. Quick ! the
baby's waking up."
"Well, then—yes."
Barbara hail taken the little thing
in her arms, and disappeared before
it had time to utter its waking wail.
week, afterwards Mr. Joseph
Verley took the 12:30 return with
his wife and twice, the happiest of
reclaimed old bachelors, and It was
all the tmconelous baby's work.
Josh Billings on Tight Boots
I would jist like to know who the
man wuz fust invented tite
boots.
He must hav bin a narrow kont
rakted kuss.
If he lives, I hope he haS repented
of his sin, or lz epjoyin grate agony ov
sum kind.
I hev bin in a trrato ineptly titu
spots in my life, but generally could
manage to make them average; but
thare Is no Skit thing as making a
pair of tits boots average.
,Youean't.gie au average on the
pinch of a tito boot, onny more than
you tun on the bite of a lobster.
Enny man who lam WCIlr a pair of
lite boots add be humble, and peni
tent, and not indulge In profane lit
erature, will make a good husband.
Ile will do more than that, lie will
do to divide up into several fast class
husbands, and be minute toanswer for
a whole naborhood.
Oh ! for the pen ov departed Win.
Shakespeare, to write an anathema
against tite Imotto, that would Make
atishunt Rome wake •up and howl
agin as she did ()nee on u previous
occasion].
(di ! for the strength of Hercules,
ew taro into shu strings all the tits 3
)oots of ereashun and skatter theta
ci the 4 winds of heaven.
Oh! for the buts of Venus, tew
make a big foot look handsome with-
tut a tile boot on it.
Ohl fur the payshunee of Job, the
Apostle to cuss a tite Nutt and bless it,
and oven pra for one a size smaller
and more pinehful. •
. Oh I for a pair of boots big , enutT
for the foot of a mountain.
I hey bin led into the above assort
ment of 'Oh's' from haying in my
posseshun, at this moment, a pair of
number nine boots, with a pair of
number eleven feet in them.
Mt feet arc .as uneasy az a dog's
nese the rust time ho wears a muzzle.
I think mi feet will eventually
choke the boots to death.
I live in hopes.thev will.
1 supposed I had lived long enutf
not to be phooled again in this way,
burl hey !bumf that an ounce of
vanity weighs more than a pound of
reason, espeshially wheu n man mitt
takes it big foot fors small one.
Avoid tite boots, 'My friend, az
you would the grip of tho devil, for
memiy a man has atught for life a
lust rate habit for swearing by en
couraging hiz feet to hurt his boots.
1 hew promised nil two feet, at
least a dozen times during my cheek-
tired life that they never should be
strangled agin, but i find them to-day
its full of pain as the stummuk ake,
from a sudden attack of the boots.
But this is soltunly the last mir of
tite boots i will ever wtstr, will
hereafter wear boots as big us. my
,feet, if I hav to go barefoot to do it
I am too old and too respectable to
be a phool catty more.
F.azy boots is one of the luxuries
of life, but J forgit what the other
luxury's; but i dent kno az i awe,
provided i ken git rid of this pair of
tite boots.
Enny man kali hav them for seven
dollars, Just half what they cost, and ,
if they don't Cake his feet ake wuss
than angle worm, in hot ashes, he
needn't pay for them.
Methusele is the only man that i
ken call 6) mind now who could
have , afforded to have wore tight
boots, and enjoyed them; he had a
great, cleat of waste time tew, bo mis
erable in, but life now days'lz too
short, and too full of aktual bizzlness
to phool enny of it away on the
boots.
Tito boots are an insultlo enny
man's understanding.
He who wears the boots will have
to acknowledge the corn.
Tito boots hav no'bowels or mersy,
theirinsides are wrath and Kornis
kious ceasing.
Beware of the bOots:
Held Tippo (vim Nyhich
. .
the first shot wag fired at Fort Sum
ter, during the bflmbardment in 1861
'now In WashingtOn, and will be
placed In the Ordinance Burt= Mu
seum with' other relics.
EMM
EETI!
virraireis pawns :/.
By,thie term WO understand those
diseases peculiar:to tensales,; 'such . as
obstructlonollooB4 l fies,ohnallons,
derangements, : im moderations, and
clisorwhich are ao common, and
which exercise such a poviertal in
fluence in lino dnetruction nittemato
It is all4roportant that the physician
should be, aWo to discriminateciesely
between these affections, as ;some of
them are directly opposite in their
'nature, and etch requires a specific
treatment different . from the other, a
mistake in which would be danger
ous and perhaps fatal. •
That the urine in these diSorders is
of a peculiar character and quality,
ever) , physician of experiente In this
way, knows, and am at caufe perceive
the difference between these excesses
and deficiencies. •
And in treating 'these complaints
especially, he must ever,' keep in
wind these pathological differences,
and pneeribe such remedies as will
check up the excessive or netore the .
diminished secretions; remove the
morbid conditions, end reinvigorate
the Whale system.. '
The good efftwts of this, kind of
treatment will be observed In a very
short timlN and as a general thing
the patient recovers entirely in a few
weeks. ,
--Wo have hundreds of cases where
the good effects of our remedies were
observable in a very few weeks. The
dull, languid expression of Ithe eyes
began to disappear, the dark-telortsi
circle beneath them gradually !men
the skin becrome mord natural,
the complexion improved, the appe
tite returned, the strength Increased,
the palpitation ceased, the; nervous
ness wore off, the shortness!, of breath
became less troublesome, the puffed
face was no longer observed, and the
disposition became Jess irritable and
more cheerful, and the general health
denticely.sestored. • . 1 1 6 — ~
Ma9Y Pt these changes, among
the first signs ofimprovetrient
. aftyr
annum/chi; the trcatwentJ
Afflictisl women, brighten your
hopes and try our *medics'.
Our, daily . practical ioteervatlons
enable us to deterntine the precise
conditions of the system in every
Lase, and to prescribe the appropriate
remedy in every disease.
OLusdug„ at. D.,
132 Grant street, Pillsbur4h.
-.0 • 41.-
• BURIED ALIVE:
Frightful Accident in Allegheny
—Two Men Killed and ITwo In
jured—Buried Beneath a Maas
of hocks- Coronerht Inquest.
An Accident of a shocking charm
ter occurred about half-past ten o'clock
Saturday morning, in the Seventh
ward Allegheny, resulting in the
death of two men and the seriousand
Mobable fatal injnry of two others.
essrs. Howard & Co: haVe a con
tract for gmdingVista street, In the
Seventh ward, Allegheny,!wherefor
some weeks they have had 'a large
force of men at work, thejgb being a
heavy one. The street .%a•- through
a hill, necessitating a cut Of twenty
feet, a great portion of which 'is solid
rock which had to 'be blasted. At
the time mentioned, four men,James
Gallaher, Barney Haney, James
Dennison and Michael Moore, were
at'work undermining a large rock,
which from the force of thepowder
used in blasting, had probably be
come detached from the surrounding
rocks, and without a moment's war:. -
ing it came down with a crish,bring
ing with it several tons of loose dirt
and debris, completely covering the
four metr above mentioned. The
other workmen,assoon as it was safe
to begin work from the amount of
detached pieces of rock that continued
to fall for some minutes after the first
crash, went for the rescuel Dennis;
ton and Moore were first taken out,
and although they had sustained se
rious i nju fits; about the head and body
were still living. &mei minutes
elapsed before Graham could be .ex
trituted from beneath the mass of
rock, and when taken out the former
was quite:aleati, end the letter, al
though 'living, had receimi injuries
necessaaily fatal, and he expired in
about twenty minutes afterward.
Surgical attendance was summoned
and the injured, men were properly
attended to.
The, bodies of deceased were re
moved to their place of residence in
the Ninth ward, this city, When Cor
oner Clawsdn held an inquest. upon
them yesterday morning,' and the
jury returned a vectlict of 'accidental
death, in accortlancewith the above
acts.
The Shenaugo Valley.
The Erie litpublican In discussing
the manufacture of iron, and adimai
ting the interests of Erie in that re
sped, says: "There can be no better.
ore than that furnished by the mines
of Lake Superior, nor coal better ad
apted to smelting titan the, block coal
from the in ines of the Shenango Val=
ley, It is free from sulphur, with
sufficient bitumen to produce heat
and gas, and with carbon in good
proportion. Herein lies its peculiar
value. Pittsburgh coal, on account
of its excess of bitumen over carbon,
has to be coked to get. clear of this
excess. The tendency of things is
verifying the remark of a Pittsburgh
manufacturer, that the manufacture
of iron would ne transferred to •the
Lake shore. And some of•the heavi
est operators are approhching us,
Messrs. Wood, of that city, so long
connected with the iron business, and
who have had four furnaces in suc
cessful operation, in that Shenango
Valley for some years, have purcha
sed a large tract of land, and aro pre
paring to erect a rolling Mill, at the
same place. And'imother firm has
purchased sonic twenty teems near
Sharon, and are preparing to erect
two furnaces, and' a milt for manu
facturing muck ir. n.' Other projects
are under way for increasing the iron
productions of that VulleY—showing
the confidence exhibited ;• while we
find statements in some of our ex;
changes that, on account of depression ;
in the iron market, or fair of foreign
importation, many iron men iu the
eastern part of the State nre about to
stop operations. In 180, 110,000
tons of pig metal were found in this
Valley. and we have no doubt it will
.be increased 33 per cent. the present
year. .
Wx: hear of a pugillsticjudge at the
west, viz. Judge Puterbaugh of the
Circuit Ce:urt,. who held at' Peorki,
.111., on the 2fith ult. Alt ex-Judge;
named Weed, addressed puteriatugh,
J., in language ;mire potent than poi
lite, whereupon this mite Daniel
tame down from the bench and fistl
cuffed the insolent attorney. The
telegram says: "Sympathy Is entire
ly with Puterhaugh." Of course! If
a magistrate who canacit keep hh;
temper, cannot maintain his dignity,
cannoteontrol an impudent lsir, um
not insure respect by the I very force
of his official manner—if huh a mag
istrate is not entitled to I sympathy,
then all we have to say is, that synt
pathy is the proper perquisite of nt.t
body in this unhappy world.' Did.
we fear that Judges are rapidly dete
riorating. Can any . one Imagine
Lord Mansfield or Cluef-Justim Mar
shall hitting out from the shoulder
at the offending attorneys? N. 1.
Tribune.
—The smitlltZstetTni engine in the
world is now Inpossession of John
Penn, of GreenWieli, England, the
eminent maker of great 'engines. ,It
will stand on a three penny piece; it
really covers less spat*, for ite'llase
plate measures only three eighths of
an inch by three tenths: Froth the
extreme smallness of the model, a
few ntinuthe--such for! instance as
the air pumps—haverinescessarily
been omitted. Still, So s u nlit are
some of the parts, that ;they require
poWerful unagnitling4lass to see
their fora. • The SCrews'are only i one
eightieth' of an:ineti ih diameter, and
these are all furnished with hexago
nal nuts, whith can be lismened and
tightened by a lilliputian spanner.'
Tho whole weight of the model is
leis then a three-penny piece.
M==
=223=
' Sots:lifter the intrednctlon of Alto
eelebiabid meclitudial Rase legs and
arms; a certain Dr:11---;----smenedan
office ott Broadway, for the purpose of
applying them for the bellelitof those
whom mks:haunts had dismembered,
Those appliances were; great InV
provement uptat the old=fashioned
wooden and cork legs, tmd; as snail,
ml consequence, they were eagerly
sought forodthough their , great cost
precluded many from persOsing these
adjuncts-to locomotion;
One day Dr. B. was waliedupon by
a,young lady, who bobbled around for
twoyears on a cork contrivance which
a railroad accident had impelled her
to wear instead of her own beautiful
and more shapely one ;,'but the price
was far above her means, and so 'the
poor creature-was about to hobble
away again, stilleork-leggedand un
requitted, when, Dr. 11,--was sud.
denly hammed with an idea.
"If you will permit me to refer to
the limb," said he, "and will Consent
to show how well and how paturally
it works, to those whom I may send
to you,. I will adjust ono of my best
patterns for you, wlthOut a cent of
'he offer was taken Into considers+
Bon by the young lady and her fami
ly, and it was finally agreed to accept
the offer, the term of exhibition to.
extend over a period of three months.
The leg was adjusted, and not only
"worked" splendidly, but looked
equal to the original; In short, she
was able to throw aside her cane and
promenade with grace and only trifl
ing difficulty.
But by-and-by thedoctor'a custom
ers began to come for the purpose of
examination. At first It was farfrom
being pleasant but in the presence of
her mother and sister the exhibition
of her good points ceased to become
a bore, and she began to take it with
pride, drawing the inanimate num
ber tact lbily and superbly as to
which Wrl/3 which. . . _
, aOne day a • gentleman caned at the
house and Inquired for Miss 8 7 --744
was a lawyer's student;-very bestow,
I indeed, and came on ow-errand lbw
his employer, who still had the ease
of this lady's mother vs. the railroad
company who had !maimed per
daughter.
The young lady had by this time
Warned to treat the whole affair as a
matter of business, and when she
heard that a caller was waiting in the
parlor, she went down as she would
have gone upon any other duty.
The young gentleman bowel and
blushed as she entered the room, and
supposing that he was somewhat
contused about making known his er
rand, she boldly approached it her
self.
, .
"I suppose you have come to see
my leg," she said drawing up a chair
in front of him.
"I—I—" he stammered, and again
she came to the rescue
"Never mind excuses, it is simply
a matter of business," she said, at the
same time displaying a well-propor
tioned leg quite up to the garter.—
"You see lean use It Just as well as
the other, and very few, if any, would
notice the difference. I can assure
you that—"
"But my dear lady, I beg to assure
you that—"
"Don't mention it, I am only too
haVpy to show you that all thedoctor
claims for his limbs is true. I can
walk for two or three miles without
experiencing the slightest difficulty."
"But, my dear young lady, I wish
to see your mother," said the blush
ing studeut, the moment he amid in
the slightest way get command of
himself.
"Thor is no ()minion for that, sir
she does not weira leg of that kind,"
continued the interesting mixn r still
continuing the hlterest exhila tion.
"But—but I am Mr. W.'s clerk—
he wished me to—"and casting a
sidelong look at the batulifully-roun
(led mechanism, he again broke
down.
"Oh,Mr. W. Oh, my ! I thought
you' came from Dr. B.,and wished to
see my false leg. I beg pardon." .
"Oh, there's no ciewsion for excu
sm, I :insure you: it is a very natural
mistake, and I have been entertain-
Lsi by it."
The young. lady retired with any
number of blushes, while her mother
made the proper excuse)) and expla
nations. But that wasn't the only
ludicrous mistake which mine from
that advertising leg.
—On the evening of Mayl4," says
the London Times, "Earl de Grey
was installed as Grand Master of
English Free Masons, and such an
assemblage of the craft as were there
gathered to give him a cordial greet
ing is altogether without precedent
or parallel. That such bhould have
been the case is not to be wondered
at when it is known that there has
been no similar event in this country
for twenty-six yearsjthe Grand Mas
tership having for that period been
occupied by the Earl of %Aland, who
now retires from the : throne of Free
Masonry. The occasion was render
ed still more - interesting from the
intimation that Brother -the Prima
of Wales had been given out, some
time since, that whenever the Grand
Master-elect should be installed as
Grand Master, he shOuld do himself
the pleasure of being present to wit
ness it. Upwards of 1,:a0 of the
highest offices In the craft were pres
ent',"taime of them froM China, Olu
da, America, and other countries." .
—Tho residence of Reberet Galbreath,
on the Black Extension of Monongahela
City, Washington county, was struck
by lightning during. the severe thunder
storm of Monday afternoon last. The
family wore all congregated In one room
when the house received the stroke, and
were all shockeirby .of
them being throw 4 from their seats to
the door. With the exeeption of a very
painful fright, the family escaped with
out injury. The house, however, sus
tained some Serious damage, the chim
ney being shattered so tnowbat, and quite
a scar along a partition and through a
wardrobe.
ClovEttsott GEARY orPennsylvania;
has juldressed a letter• to Vice Admi
ral Porter, strongly sympathising
with him. in his desire for prompt
and liberal legislation by Congress,
and states that to revive our coin
pert* and Navy he: believes In the
establishment of iron ship building
yards by the Government and in the
seeking of our revenge for the de
struction of our commerce by Brit
tish vessels during. the rebellion In
the more honorable.; driving of Brit
tisk commerce front the Ocean by
the creation of superior ships.
—The Franking , PriVilege dies
slowly and painfully. The bill abol
ishing it was before ; the Senate yes
terday as the special order for the
twentieth time, and was=quittly'laid
aside. the .Senaters' acting with the
air of men, fMrful of assuming' the
resqonsibllity of defeating the bill,
and yet determined not to relinquish
the much abused privilege. • The
time which has bebo wasted in the
various 'efforts' to postpone the bill
-would have more than sufficed. .to
debate it thoroughly and decide Its
fate.—.N.Y.Tri6ww., • • . •
SAys the New: York Nation;
"Refined homes are , the end of elvill=
ration. Alt the 'work of the world—
the railroading, navlgating,ligging,
delVing, manufacturing, inventing,
teaching, writing rind ,Aghtlog ere
done, first of all, to secure each fami
ly in the quiet possiesslon of its own
hearth ; isnd, secondly, to surround
us many hearths as, possible with
grace cud culture and beauty. The
work of all races for five thalami
years is represented in the difference
between a wigwam and a lady's par
lor. It has no better resalt toshow."
4THiI D
. covriry waft:
• 21ii Odin* taijaria Te t rad hi Vowel
I V bri4 l I lmes amt hi e M4ll " i ss
" Pilaw/0% 7 .
Baconey* • Gorge
/Do4lpinn be7olar:
0 0 an, • J. P.
Siritibsiniqe*: py
• 7, AL IL
lidestowh hiwahlinnt Itibr a riOV
neroveekoeustpael '41141"110
Pmtboro, *. 14, , MIL
/111110Mtp, J.E.W4hos'istgre
Itsecoontp.,'• .•IN , nano"
updopoida.s. 19, Mos lloboWik. • -
,w4l 10. • &Me.
Elwimme4l4p.,, 11,. Robert W. eceteb..
Web • - Raw'
e stole.
11 1"1".148 Lkeesee tei etele "r be allai ppid th aw= ..Z - Nues
ahem*" they wUI be collected Vim =
WWI cads: • MEN,
•esertn• • • • ••• 71WI: IMOVOP
OAL POW BALE.—The to
ikavel2
Cminaldh cs ham•goodietiobre
leat (Vel.•weng be will sall eu l i ro
&Met 114 beak. gr d
Tbe bank located esWellab
rodefroa.the Pitt lit:WayseL
aid bet a Owe Wane* *mi Dam l et=n,
Mew aboo•geed mikes el Tire MIN 7 4bilth
Mc rawoublw OWL •: " :
1011414wirresIdawm 111 Bdtwater, crag
Camp noetester, Or benk., win
retell* Weep% attaltitio. -J. U. MUTE& •
alleitlBlo-17
001111
'L .„ .
Seigt‘Cilta aVi a Tle
inidarstped -pep • Icor to tams Ids ' di
da PAW gesandly Walk limpet neetvel
• our 'Jodi mods at the Mot !tyke - tor
Bprtng Hamm wear ,wtde• ► Gan army
old:lent mica
_ .
01p1TCILVSNS' ' .PURPMpre
'GOOS,'
• ctixersliny limp. •
ciothin i ,_awk. to order OD th e shortest mere
Thaottlil to tbe potato Nor raft Orton,
by, clam Maas Islamism to mat •
tone of the same.
DANIEL
bßinos A
aRIDGL
tqur•443r -
Frntwr
SPRING -S66ODS
EINE
SOP & MOM
DRY an Sin t
NEfiranroilliON:
They have purchased In the East it' ide
late panic prices, a heavy sap* et
Domestic & Foreign
DRY - GOODS,
taWalflai t
MEN'S FURNISIONO 40068,
NOTIONS, &a
Which they are offering now as tow u
'Before the War.
'So Ntott,E,
Running to Pittsburgh
AS ILONG AS
r„tunable,
otteloacu Two*
tio
They are now selling
Good comfort calico at 6 cent&
Splendid drum eslieo ut 10 .!
The very best d remember) ( elegant
. -
patterns). 123 i "
Spring styles or nelatnes • 18 ..
A. No. 1 bleached anti unbleached
44tit Intisllns, I.2S'•
flack and Colored Alpaca,.
•2 per cent. I eSS tlnpi hit Pull
Good unblvarlied Sock.', 3 pair fortn clrt
Gond bleached Ladiwillose, 10 cbk
All other goods at correspondingly low .
prices.
Their Stock of Clothing,
Orr HEIR OWN MAKE.
IS NOW COMPLETE
And they can umure the : Public that they
Onnint be Utukrsold by Any One
Merchant Tailoring
a carried an by Shia Finn in a wily whirls
MEETS TIRE APPROVAL
Of Every one who has Patmnizeil them
. Only one price, 14 that ninon;
Tom Prierm, their al . " —
Honest Dealing, their , !timelier, and
Elegant Fitting Gathrits thlir mom
mentintinn.
THEY ARE EMPLOYING NOW
S Hands is MIN Deparpsient,
And ore, therefore, enabled to
EXECUTE all ORDERS PROMPTLY
NO ONE WHO WISHES TO GET
Goode - at a Bargain
Should fail to mll at
Schiff & Steinfeld's,
mar 30,3113 I NEW BRIGHTON.
BISSELL & CO
2$ Liberty street,
Vittsabnich. Pa..
Manpfacturers of all , Sizes and Styles of
GRATE FRONTS.
SUMMER FRONTS, • t:
FENDERS. ' '
COOKING RANGES,
that and Cboking Sloresofc, Av.
THE TRIUMPH Fro TR FOlt COAL,
ne..iaekKme soie for (balk ii r oodt
And the Black Cook Store for Wood only,
ARE THE E EST-STOVES
For flaking ilc Cooking.
We %nem their Operation.
THEY Nmv - Ert
notriOttkn • •
oi r blink ihormootee for sate at the Ahem,
=EN
AprIBESS
.. i.
~i.:. ' t~ , . ~c
ME!
SM=MMMI
gam` ,atid".rDel~li~it`~d,~
into, err suirrEamos 41104 'BEEN
PRDTRADTED RIDDEN. •
'4vi 3 *# l4 '4'lmOsE
"CABER ,REQUIRE
.
PROMPT • TREATMENT.
BEM
SE
ender!•Zkiliet,ipkw desirable.
" • t
If you mu sufferlig, or bavo suffered from inept
votary discharges, what effect Is produced on your
genital health! Do you 'feel weak, debilitated,
molly tired! Dees a little extra nation produce
palpitation of the beat? Does your liver or uri
nary, rgani, or your kidneys, frequently get out of
order t li.yotir urine sometimes thick, milky or
Ockky, or Is It ropy on settling! Or does a thick
Ulm rise to the top! Or is there a sediment at
bcdtom alter It has stood awhile! Do you
hire Oells of MioU breathing or dyspepsia! Are
yoUr bowels constipated! Do you have spells of
ikludig,:or millets of blood to the bead r Is your
=sum Impaired! 'ls you mbideoutantlidwel-
Mug uponthis subjeed DO - yon feel dull, listless,
MVO& tired 'of outputs, of life! Do yen wish
101 w lellaiseei, to esteem Our /embody! Does
any little tidal oaks yet start celgrapt is pour
shoot:not= or reetteur Is the Oahe of yoor eye.
beilllano The bloom on your cheek as bright!
Do you ealoy yoursldf laoomety as !reit! Do you
pouvie.your trusturee with the same energy! Do
you feel u Much couddence ix yourself! Are
your spittle 4 11 and liallffiltZ given to Its of mei
ineboly; to, do not by It to your hrer or dys
pepsia. girl you restless MOW Your back
weak, you knees weak, and bare but little appe
tite, and you utribute, this to dppepela or liver
cempleint
MEI
Now, readr i r,seleabuse, venereal diseases badly
cored, and seine' meows, are all capable of pro.
daring r. weakness of thegeneraUve organs. The
Organs of gent6thm, when to perfect health, make
the man.. Did you ever think that these bold, de.
dant, energetic, persevering, snecesehtl buslnem
men are always throe whose generative Drone are
inpet@et'healthf Ton never hear such men cam
plain of hangmeleneholy, of nerroimtem, of pet:
&anon of the bout: - They are never afraid they
cannot suceend In business ; They detil become
sad and 'dlicduragea; they are always polite and
pleasant .In the company Of ladles, and look you
and them' right In the 603 —now of your down
cmt looks or nsy other meannese about them.. I
donut Mein those who keep the organs inflated
by 'running' to excesio These will not only rain
their constildtions, but also those tl.ey do boot
ies," With or tor. '
flow msay, men, from badlg cored dfseases,
from the eeetts of self-abase and excesses, have
brought about that slate of wmkneis hi those or
gans that has the general syitem no much
es to lain almost ever* other form of disease--
Idiocy, lanacY, paralysis, spinal alletions, suicide
and almoif every other form of disease which ha•
inanity Is belt to—and the teal cause of :he troo•
bye scarcely eiwr suspected, and have doctored for
all but the right one,
DISEARE.4 OF THESE OItOANS RE
QUIRE THE USE OF 'A DIURETIC
HELMBOLD'S
FLUID EXTRACT
8 - cr d. TIEE
Is the grmt diuretle.iind iv it certain cure
for diatmtes of the holder, IChlrkep,
Ortmi:l; Dmpty, Organic Weak•
m. 39; Female o,.tnplaiuts.
lirncrul Llebillly,
And alltliatawes of the Urinary Organi
whether existing in wale 4ir Ganale, from
arlattevr.r canac originating, and no laud
to 4le ili/W ; 1 . 014 Siallakp if .
II llreuttnent is submitted to, Con
sutuption to Itennity runy ensue. Out
flash stud blood nrtsupported front these
soim" and tie health awl luippincas and
that of posterity depends upon proutpt
use of a reliable remedy
RELMBOLD'S EXTRAC BUCHU, E -
lablisbO!l upward or 19 y&ar prcparud by
H.: T. 111W.1.:3113131473.
594 Broadway, New York, and
104 South 10th Street. Phila'd., Pa.
•
PRlCEr4l.2riper bottle4or 6 bottles
re r s6.6oilletiveredtocusy acidness.,
&W 4 6r ait • Dru;sista Ikerywhen.
None are genuine union done apin steel
engraved t wrippee; fae-siirdlie army
Cheadcid:waiehOdie, and signed „ •
111EXAMBOLICI.
maylB4y. •
=IIIE
~.4:;:- A romrii;
EINII
=MU
CORN= OP niurxig orumtnic.cr
EISEN
t
B±'idgewatex; Pa
Celli attention to the feet that he tuts now
ON HAND, AND WILL 11E0EIVE
The Latest Styles of
Millinery Goods,
Trimmed& Untrimmed
Bohnets k Hats,
& ORNAMENTS.
I would also Inform mv Customers and
First Class Milliners,
Sonnets; and I-Ints
In Fancy Goods,
HOSIERY,
OUR STOOK 18 COMPLPTA
And we will will at prima to deserve Oa
A. HANAUER,
DRUGGIST,
WILSON'S BUILDING,
And Opposite Nizen .ilause,
ER. TAE MOST APPROVED STYLE.
_.' .rte r
ETUVrt3,
DURING Tile BK&SON,
Spring and . Summer
i 1
I 1
' CONSISTING OF
RIBBONS.
OF ALL WIDTIIS AND COLORS
LACES,
FRENCH FLOWERS
the Publl2 that I have Engaged
And will take plenstire in Snowing;
Ynti the FineAt
Ever mule In Beaver County
GLOVES,
TIII3I3ITNOS
NOTIONS,
FAVOR OF ALL
Corner Bridge awl Market Streets,
B!tIDGEWATER, PA.,
, NEW BRIGHTON, As.,
ALIANCE, 0.
Bonnets & Hats
Bleached sad Prcased
aprl34
==4
lEirmh , z
GOLD PRICES.
8. 4 *. Ctoss- & Co.,
,ROCVAEfiIiTERs;
Have iti,eelied lasi few'der!,
'the following goetts; /slab' the*
propere b Moll at
'GOLD
SL stiNci "mums OF.
• a ) n
DELAINES,
MUSLINS,
F lANNEIS, •
'• TICKING;
CHEEJKS,
JEANS;
usvringain it
TOWELING CRASH,
HOSIERY, &C., &C.
31430in'ili anwaati,
COFFEE.
QM
SUGAR,
MOLASSES.
SYRUP
LARD
P
100 Kegs of Shccliberger's
Juniatta
ONE TO N
-OF
B. L. Fahnestock & Co's
Pure White Lead
• 50 Bbls. Aiassillon
45 1 ".13attal 'ISI"MtEraAW
.1P La CO 13 . PL. ,
March "3,1870
oc kirlla4.Comallimenti for pile at the Assts
rJanke of nearly all the different kin& for
n?. ' the Arians once.
CARPETS,
Oil Cloths, &c
Wholesale and Retail,
At Lowest Prices,
M'CALLUM BROTH'S.
Sl .14`111th Avenue.
PITTSBURGH, PA
W. llore Facilities for klopplynig
RETAIL I)1:: AI. Li f 4
nillal In
ANY EASTERN JOBBING HOUSE
McCALLVM BROM
aprtily •
Ear - Blank Constablors Jules (ovule et the As
ues office.
Dentistry.
Dr. J. Nur.
: A ar- raYtaiidge•
water, Is ddeter
-y mined that no
Dentist In the
-.`"' State shall do
work better or
a
I F g e rfitra r
144 fttic rm° es ti;
be.t material.
manuthetured to the United Stale, (told and ell•
ver perforated In • .tyle that dales comp,.
thlon Satlefaetlon guaranteed to all operations,
or the 'money returned. tirechtm a Mal.
rattly'
rfrillank 'Notes for dale at the Antavaelhce
GEORGE BRAUN
MERCHANT TAILOR,
Broadway, NeW-BriYhton.
HAVING JUST RECEIVED A LARGE
AND WELL SELECTED STOCK
OF SPRING AND SHER NON,
Conoisting (It
CLOTHS, CASSIMERS,
patillih Melton: and Yeslingo,
Which lie is Prepared to Make to Order,
1% THE LATEST'STTEbi,
ON THE SHORTEST NOTICE, AND
THE MOST REASONABLE TERMS
I=
Parties wishing any thing in his line.
and Iles:nous or
SAVING-. IVICONIEll;
Would do well
TO 01V.111.1 ILLAI A CALL
Before Porch:using ,Elsewhere,
As 'His Mock (11' Goodi is all
class Mankfaritere.
• —ALf3O: '
A Full stook or
Rady Madp . Clothing,
' iiomE IifiNOACTURE.
nal*lm
A s W r'IRWIN & CO.,
N 0478 Federal Street,
ALLEGHENY CITY,
Would respectfully 4141 Use attenticiiii
theli =Wiwi to We fact that theY lure
Just opened • very 111 snj autractire
stock of Dress (Moods at prices timer Ulu
they luivo.bein for . „-Aus., We WWI k 4.1
oumimtioo H of uor trick , and
take plesture thowlug our goods. c,
Wipers can always rely on being
upon with attention and courtesy
Among our new poll , ' we lot
. qa<: ..til
106 PIECES Mug WM Ma
it 7 , 2:1 ce.a'rs
ISO PIECEN COR DE4 POPLIK
ALL COLOIS7 CENTS
40 Pieces Pure 21ohairs,
31 C'E/V2lS'.
1 ease• WA.P4II PCOYIADig
SIXTEEN CEN'IN.
40 =WM..BEAUTIFUL
BACON.
Black Alpacas,
371 CENTS.
(i %Vali 44 11111 144)4:1i 44
. I
DO3tESTIC GOODS,
.tt uric y us low us tlle-towc,4.
12.1
A .W. Erwin & Co,
175.4 Federal St.,
ALLEGHENY P.l
111=1
OPERA ROUSE- ENTERPRISE,
ALLIANCE, 01110 i.
VALUE 11110.00171 Lira
Frit E Proprietor or this doe strecture,'Er.
having made an aristgannant. the mertx--1.
assignee have cot/aged to pat it up in a
GIFT Ve,er.1:7:111.11104E
For the benefit of his creditors deuersliy,
°abide of the mortgage holders, would met nn
the entire lode eerie claims if the buildlagsheast
be pot at forted sale. The rents of the open
Rouse building amount to about SIO.IU a Tar.
bud Could be made to pay better. the honesty .1
use transaction Is endossed by E. Teeter. t N+l.
and Greiner. Steel A. Co., Batmen, Alsace. utda
which dims can be coimulted by any oar dedna:
Striker information. The money fro the sale , t
tickets will be deposited with the abate am,
Bankers, at whose counters the ticket money r
be refunded, provided anything should ox..re
present Ch. distribution. if the tickets de
sold sooner,the drawing will take puce Pleptelli•
ben 1004 1970. 9. G. MeEEE. t 4
Alliance. Suck otio
Agent for Dearer County: B. twill: ie.
Jel:fien) Of Schiff A. Steinileklt, New lireCte,
'BAIN. UK. ING-1 t
THOMAS M'CREERY et CO
THOS. WenEEUV, OJA.er
J. F. DitAVO ..J. 11..06110,
M n=l
Interest paid on time denoritc Promo 2ttention
Oren. to col/L.4llons. Also. Insuntoce Azyst• kr
good and reliable Companies. 1E341%1
PErillaelt Mortgages Ibr sale at the Alta. ,
nee.
vAx.r.sircyis -
Foundry ti; Repair Shop
Ilarin born Et4:14,1 t the Foundry Buslm s•
for more than thirty yearn—durum which time
hare accumulated n rae.ettr of useful pnttern., to
side. r MatlllCtlng 111.141 . 1 4 and IWOc ant pllento
for Improventent• on
COOKING - STOVES
—sad after bawler thoroughly hoard time im
provement., I feel vrarrallted In N7c7ln, ti"
the public.
.I: 3 ' La CO '1717 •
The calulT wirdrrsclim has eeml
perior for abbe Local's>.
STOVES:
gloves of Dial:nest Styki 44. idaito
Yke areal Republic Cooltii Sloe
Ilay the best record or any Mute
Oda market.
IT TAKES LESS FUEL.
LEES Roo3t TO DO MORE WORK
BEST BAKER,
HOST InTre, A I3LE
ALTOGETIMII
THE BEST STOVE IN rsr
In connection with the stove 1 1,34'
up a Palent
EYTENEIION TO1'•
which occupies little room, no ntlllition.s )
fuel, and is not liable to wear out, dip'
ses with all pipe, ran be put on et ink"
off at any time, audmodo to suit all 4tove.
of any aim or pattern.
Fly . ° li.undroti Permous
Who hairepurelutsetl mid nsol ti.E.
GREAT REPUBLIC COITUNG Lr
&bait of whose names have been publidi
led In the Annoy., UM confidently referred
to, to bcs witness of its superior nxri
se
s cooking stove.
Unto' nuns A,t-clan anew, on Mod• of
about Moen berm power capacity, WI Wl' tukr d
to the public at ressonable ate*.
JOHN Tnortwasy.
ipektint
1
ri