THE BEAvoitAurtfivs PUBLrsns b 'EVItitY Wilelll4 RAMAT, In the old Alsace t!nilding, on injan vsn, PA. , at' "3"..210 IAA.;:: • TWO, DOLLARS PER TE.AIi IN ADVANCE. geglo coplea of the paper will be forbiebed; ri pper/4state. ernfa,aich: . - v ,- c orunnalCationi On atiliWof load or generaLla , a re respectfully solicited . To Winne attention, If this kind mnst invariably be acoompank4 me of the auth or , Pot for pa l Pat i oa. " tt " a ary against imptudtion. L em; and communications sitonyi be addresded to .1. *EYAI4II4 Miter & Proprietor. Buoincoo farkt. r. S DERUART, ENGINEER atilUß*tYoli NEW BRIGHTON. PA. • • VF:YS, , MAPS AND PROFILES MADE. ON lake. . • " CAMERON, Attorney . 14 ,Law, • 'MATZO. PILTIN*A., FICE IN TIM NATIONAL 1101'EL BITILD :no Collections, &c., pcomptly attended to. T . GS:ly. R. 4. R. LOCRIi4RT,. IF:E1)031, BEAVER COENTY, PA. ~ a lk promptly attended. laver Seminary eklnstit,nte. ,i,r, SESSION OPENS SEPT. 8,1868. Its ,( . 111)0L. SO LONG AND SUCCESSPIIILY rodurteil by l'roll,Tavlor nntlnble anolotants.offere ..tee rourstw in the Obtenid.'Enttlleh anti Music. c a laiugney address It. T. TAY,I.OIIt. icttr. • ts. MARQUIS & CUNNINGHAM 1" 1 11ACTICING . PHYtICIANFL, ROCHESTER, PA. prollee tiro doors enst of .A.ukeny'i l ' note! ;TAIS snontlon given to `I coils. JOS.'}U'GREEIr,r INTCHIANICIAN min; i • Aria antiantilfamffactusw. ankfltenldduce, . • • ROCIIESTF,R, PA. LAW • PARTNEAS:H7o. 11. CUNNINGHAM, E. P.' KUHN. CUSSING.II:I.3I(k KUHN: •• ,ft -Y'o9. Etat Maek - Vgir; OFFICE, THIRD • ST., REA,VER, PA. tptS . 6l:ly. .JEIJIN Watch Maker and Semi. . ird Stre.eti' : )3eaver, {ln room adjoining J. C. W110(311'6 office.) G,.!11 watches nod chronometers madam% and war Enmactog &too to order. v' - The patronage of the public Is solicited, and si,tacnou guaranteed. i(lvc us a trial. 111N - ::1111. I . • 'I T I 4 WFX ll l : 7l2 "4 5lrii llf I*NDE RSIGIS• ED WOULD RESPECTFULLY Inform the citizens of Denver and Vicinity, that Int. °netted an office in Deaver. Po., for the practice P.m tstry. tio has had considerable exprienee In the and darters ititnself to be able to give gen ai.faction In bi n hualmina. . . _ office hi the old —Mir:illy Hotel" building. Areet, Bearer, Pa. Ail work warrnnled for ono W3I. IL SUTHERLAND, DENTIST, II I R D 4.2: H E ET ,•B E 11. PENN' A. (OVLW TUE LOCAL acres), but ret mord from Ohio. whore taittuia 'verni palmetto er; ihr of his Misfit in the roman • •• - • ec ••- k executed In style and at prices defyin g Ilion. • •• • • isepttriiß:ly E. CUL USIVI Manufacturer na Whule'eale Dealer in GARS AID TOBACGO, '1: Liberty, oPpoilte Waytic St., Pitt?burgh cfrPersons pareloofng Cigars or him can always WU a 11111. the sane nit Icle. es he marufactnna. 1. tinder 11h nn•u euycn•Mum owl can gunnintee , •rt satisfaction. tits . ,AVER LADIES " SEMINAItt 7i1,1. OPEN O STH,OF SEPTEMBER NEXT.— ' Nale rceilyeS a every stage of stlvaneentent. ihr Primary Department bona and RIOS received lug mai will be taught by the Princtnal bible own hat tame taken as boarder& • . Ir purpose hi to • establish the reputation et the lon tttemegh scholarship In every branch stndl- Itie herolion: Iniportan t that pope should he rat at the opening of the' school, and continue at in their attendance. _ flag had over one hntulrerenrolleil during the par, We hope for a large Increase dining. the lning par. • D. U. A. NPLEAN, Principal. tort IL T. PARKER. )meopathio Physician and Surgeon. EXlllinti 1118 TROFESSIOiIAL SERVIC,EB 1111. citizens of llochost tr and Purronnitinir towns. J I *mild say that he pays_partienhsr attention to Bnr. Ills new 7: ode of distinguishing diseases ems ilin to offer great relief to persons mulfering with' ndrdleeafes. Ile will also aid other physicians in tztry sod the diagnoses of difficult cases by having ly notice. ti , teteeeu the Mai cind, two doors east of Conwav's T.'. anll 111 6 arik. op osite Mr. Johus(in's grocery, 110- 4e , .. Bearer coon y, l'a. ' • E. 111.UNT, ISke. TAPS INDUSTRY SALT CO. =1 LE- & COARSE SALT, Indusiry,lleaver CO., Pig. salt put up to good order and warranted to givo satisfaction. MI orders promptly attended)to , AVER ACADEMY. INSVTUTION WAS OPEnDON MONDAY, )13. 12tA, . REV. MIN W. )IAIiTIN, •D. D en cheoeu Principal. 'He war formerly, Para the ill6ter Institution for the deaf4lumb and the lielfaSt Cand Headmaster o , Irelanda nen for the deatand ditmb of Claremont. nukrecently President of the Lincoln Untrer. We Ire arouren that Dr. Martin is a ripe scholar il-ressfel instructor. - Ile pnrposes to revive the !,If God nil!. The first term will be 'shOrt,ln con .hcs of the latentimi of beglintiug. The tuition 'arrespond. A liberal discount will be allowed to titans .of soldiers and children of clergymen. : I). L. DEMPSEY, ci i ,a mutd , - •D. P. 7 IpWARy, I 7.4 ie of the Largest 61 Most Suresp HOLESALE lIAT HOUSES the old ext:ciielve and 'regblo lionlia bt Wita • -130 Wood Street, PITTSBURGH, PA. '•. . . , - - ' I CGOODEI WILL` BE BOLD AT EASTERN PRl and wlll'be found to compare in extent and With first time, houses in New York. -The Indite of Men and Boys Air 'and Wool' Rita, Camdmere Hats, Men and Boit tfta Caere, Men, Zhlldrena Straw moods. NMI ,M, Stith 41 a , Sundowna,LedFeelnidMlairoi sta„thintned' atrimmcd. Country Merchants arc Invited to call 3 / 9 1kIne our stock. ' I - . 47, .„.;3!...•_ . ;; , J;t- i ' ' VOl. 51140. 424, rcoplexed Bo itedieepersiillolilegar. • I wiiih . t tiatiosei page . , or heeds this very *dente; I'd poen Out WI three things terighte— The very duce Is In It. youddng to be torre,i, fins pair otbanda tor.° it; sheet", starts and stockings, eats end panto. How will I e'er get through It! Dinner to get for at: oirricire,- - No lost UR o'er from Sunday. And baby croft as he can be— ilea allows Mr on. Monday. Atd throe's the cream 'tie getting sone, , And must forthwith be churning, . 'f• • Aid here's Bob wants a button on— Which way shall Ibe turning. - . `Tia tine the Meat was hi the pot, • The bread was worked for baklutt. The.clothes were taken from the boll— •; Oh dear! the bnbris waking!: ': , - . 7 ~ V, Hush, baby &oder theie, hash:sliA f - ' I wish he'd sleep a little, Till I could run , and get some •• tyood,. . To hurry up the kettle.' ' •-- .. i . . .. „ . , . Oh, dear! cit deaf 1 if P--, comes htmo.. And finds things in this bother, _He'll Just begin and,tell me all-, , -. About Lis tidy.muther, llow nice her kitchen imam be, . • I Ear dinner always ready Exactly when the noon-bell ran— it Itush,hsh; dear little Freddie. • ' ; Isept7:3m Ar.d than will coma some hasty word. 'tight outhefure l'irt thinking— ' ; They bay that hasty words tram Wives ' • ! Set sober men to drinking. , 4 NoW.lsn't• that a great idea, That men should take to ainning,_ Arians° a weirry,/uant - ick - vrjre• - : d'in't always' mune so iVken I was young! used to earn Idv living without much trouble; Had clothes and pocket 'money too, Andlours of leisure double. • . • I never dreamed of such a fats. When 1 a-lass ! was courted—. Wire.guother. nurse, seamstress, cook. house keeper, rhombi:mud& laundress, fair}--woman and scrub generally, doing the work for am, For the sake of tieing supported I OUR STORY-WELLER. I= FINK IN A TIGHT PLACE. Mike. Fink, a notorious buckeye hunter. was contemporary with the celebrated Davy Crockett, and his equal in all things apper taining to human prowess. It was even said that the animals in hisineghborhood knew the creek at his rifle, and would take to their secret hiding places on the first intimation that Mike was about. Yet strange, though true, he was but little known *mid his 'int- Mediate "settlement." ' . : —1 When we knew him ho was an old man= thi.blasts of seventy winters had silvered his head and takenthe elasticity from his limbs, yet in the whole of hit life never worsted, except upon one occasion. Mati= In his own language, ho never 'gin in, was up to anything that trattied on two- or.rour legs, but ogee. - a- , ..k 4 That.Onee; we wnt►t.;" said 818 Blasher,as some dozen of us sat i►rtl►e bar-room of tl►e only tavern in the settlement. "Gin it to wa.nniv, M►ke—you've prOmised long enough, and you'r old now, and needn't taretontinued Bill. "Right !Right ! Bill," said Mike, "but we'll open- with a licker all around, lust. all kind o' save my niy [mines, I veckon--.. » "Thar that's good.. Better than t'othcr barrel, f anything !" boys,". commehced.Mike, -"yoti luny talk•o' your scihnntages, 'light • planes and .rich like, an abstract em altogether in one all mighty big one, and they lutlft no more to be compared to the ohc I war. in, than a dead kitten to an old she burl I've lout all kinds of varments, from an Indhurdown to a rattlesnukd Y.atid usivi was will'n.to quit fust but this onto...and'stwas with a ball. You see, boys, it was an • awful hot day In August, and lAvar nisierunnuf bff-into pure 114 when I war thlikin' that a dip in the creek moat save me. Well Oar was a migh ty 'Mut place, in okl deacon Smith's madder for that particular Sol - 48M dmirn amongst the bushes to unhamesa I jist haul ed 'the old- red shtreofer my ~ : heaa,' and war thinkin how scrumptious a feller of my size Would feel a wilkirin'- round in that are, wa tt% and was jest abOut gore' in, when I ,feed the.wld Deacon's bull a . marking a beeline to whar I stood. .1 know'd the ()Masa, for he'd skar'd more people than all the parions of the settlement and cum mighty near kill'n a few. Thinks I; Mike yqu'r in rather 6' tight. -get ytiur tlxln's on or he'll be a driven them big horny o' his 'in your bowels ufor that time ! Well you'll hey to try the old .varmcnt natisl, I reakon. - The Bull war on one side of the creek and I on the t'other, and the way he Made the 'idle' fly for a while, as if he war a iliggin' my grave, war distressin. Come on, ye bellerin old hethin, ;:said I and don't be stand thar ; for, as .the . ola Deacoh Says o' the devil, yer not comely to look on. ." This kind o' .readied understandili;l Mid made him more Wishous ; -for IM'hooled I a little like, and' made a /drive. ~ And as, •I don't like to .stand in any body's way, I Ain him plenty Of sea , morn. Se he kind o' pas• sal by me and come out on Cutler. aide, and AS the captain :0' the 3lnd Swamp. Rangers would say "bout face for=luither charge. . Though I 'war...ready for ';ein.this' time, he come mighty nigh runnin' -foul o' me, so.I made nO my mind the next time he went out he wouldn't be alone. whew:- he,pastled, I .caugh Illspiilleil me to the II e, as. ;soon at I've. wnr.belli iittithe top of tle'; •k, old -brindle :steppod.and 'wera„ - atititit P 011111 1 .• round again:when:l begin pullin' Volk! , er " .-• . ••. ; W:elf;'l reckon thislind o' riled, liiMfOr')aq fast stood Stock still and looked at me-fOr,a spell, and then commenced pawin' ipurbel terin, and the way he made his •hindgerrin' play in.thealroverbeautiful. - • But it warn% no use, he couldn't teeb v ie ; so ho kind,o' stopped to,get.wind ; for sutiiin devils'', as L judged by the way he started. By this demi. had made up my mind to stick to , his tall ps Imig salt stuck tolls backbone; 'didn't like'tck holler for' help, nutlier; kase it war is& ray, priuciples c and • then the dea con had preaclOn at his house 'and it wasn't far of-philter. r„ 1" • I knowed if bellem the noise, the huliton gregation would come down • and as twarn't a married man, arid had,a hankerinl artera gal that were there, I didn't feel as if I Would like to be seen In that Ur predicament. • • So, says I, you old sarpont;do your cussed eat! And so he did; for he drag ma .over every briar and stain In the I molar sweatin . and bleedin like a lat tieit :with a pack 'o' limo& at his heels—and my mune aint Mike Fink, If the , old pettees tail and I didn't,blow_ sometimes at a dead level with. thevarmint's back. 'lO you may calculate we made good thee. Biteeby, he alaaerumia little; and then T hail him for a spelt - for I jist drapped -b4,4pd a ESE . i m ; I' fit! If' '/1 fli. -fir i 1 • ~..,: -..--..., ...--.--,.. ---,; .. --.":-.:.: ' A . .. , . w" .' _. r ; ; .„ r ME • , - • , ift.*:4 B :l - 41;i 4 .1 • :.71, LIT . • - ; Atatl Tist re; 4t. - rcl:Lkt -I) , A .1.1 i ri• - .1• ; :! Beaver, Pa., Win ~ 4: , ~i i i i .- it.:.., • .:-..!..' ~! 1_ , t .6.,;(_...! stlttitp„.eati, r ,Intubheit tint crittet.„Now eayil Yonll4oll up this On ishitif -:oak ih' break yer bilkeyfist bbld .na !kin; AM Iltat breath., 2': i,." ~ - ,;-,- --,. , , Welt 'whilai, trail 0411 , 6;4; an hientitiiiiik: me that Iliad biateribe . ,s, 'oaten oat .:' of thin in sortie witY.; :Bat' bine; whadkly *u, the pint,!. It Pet '0 and; run.liti'd hert.thel eine ant's' I t3o leak:tint the l mettor tit ail 'hi bearings. I 'Cum to the **Mein*); that • ' IV boiler- let somebody know white . I e*s., So I. gni 'a yell louder; MO a '•kicoinotive "whistle,:. it.W:' It watiii't long afore isee.thel)eseon's two dms a cousin down like as . ifthapivariteci r it*ldch could get there that. . ,; s;': ;'' ' . I knoivedi who they. 'Were .iirtethey'd jineihe bull min nie,.. I war ratan, for they, war oriel Wene.motat and' had ti. spite vitt ' me. . , ; SO, mysT,l, Old brindle,as -idol'. is ' ain i lierip '. as walken t pn this, rout it you have;ndobjec, tions; I'll. fist take a deck pasiaga,en that ar 1 ' back o' youin 17 tie I :wasn't long ingettin, astride . of hint, - and . then if, you'd bin . titer you'd eve sworn that' traria' nothitie. hentaa in that ar 'Az, thiiiille flaw so artilly;aS; tile critter and 1 rolled'around iii 6 leiti 4 o,rie 4 0 0- on sone,Sulai aW1 , 949` 011. -00 .0 4 1 Cr '. ;Y / i t g:t`? clinch Mv feet.. .. . , * i' ~ , ; I nnwed hint ndasnit and 'missed a nd . priiyekr, until II Couldn't 'tell which I. did last:,-01d neither *ern% of any use, '44 1 4'40 Ix) Prra', If WNW tqi., , , I .' 1 ltr,ell, I. reckon! rid about its hoar thiti#ey. When old brindle thought it'time'to stop end triketin a suppjy,o' wind and mini of: a little: So when we got around ioa tree ,: that stood thei r b e niitiin Ily halted. „; , : -,-.--;•. „; ', , Now, , saysl, old boy, Vete)! lose' One pas-, i sangef Sartain; SO T jist clam uPon, a branch ' kalke.atin' Co roost. till I started, atere I'd round in that ar way any longer. I war makin tracks for ilia Sop of the tree, when ihearttitinithin a niakln an orful hill: 'zin over 'V i hanti,. i„ 4 inder*ilte!i.up, and if there wallet—Well there's nn - use a swearin now, •It",; war the biggest hornet's nest ever built. . 1 You'll 'gm In now. I reekou, 3ltite; use, j that's no help for yoa? but an idea sirack me then, that I'd stand a heap better chance a rideh the old buil-than where I war. flays I, old feller, ifyoull hold on I'll ride to the next station,, anYhow, let that be where it ME -~ -- So I 'jist drapped nboard agin, and looked aloft, to see I whatTl'dg.ain In cliangimgnar• tern; and gentlembn, a liar If than warial nigh a half bushel of sting►n vstrtnints ready to pitch ►utQ ate when the word to' was giv en. • Well, I reckon they got it ; for all hands tlair ted for Our- eimtpany. • Some on 'em bit he tiogsabont a • quart struck nio and the rest charged on old brindle. This' the dogs led off Ate; !dead' beet for old deacon's; and AS'soon as old brindle and I could 'get:under the way, ere followed. And ns I war only a deck passenger; audited nothin:to dd with steerin the cratt,.l 'won! if I had we• shouldn't' have run -the Channel,- anyhow !• , • But; us I said afore', the dAgs took the lead —brindle and 1 next ,and hornetq dre'kly nr ter.•lAThe yelitiebrindle bellerin and the hornets buzzin' and stlngin't didn't say nothin for it tvorri't ao use., • . - • Well,' we'd got'ahont'two undred yirdi from the hells° when'the tilddeactistrdua and compliniatltiMlll4: , naY• then; tor didn't expect ' to` be" called for se soon; and-it wasn't long, afore the hull con gregation,''" men, women and children, cum out, and thin all hands went to yellin • None of 'cm had the fust notion that brin dle And I belonged to this world. I 31st turned my head and passe4 the hull congre gation. I seed the run would be up soon, for brindle - Couldn't turn an inch from a fence that stood dead ahead: • • Well, we I reached- that fence and I went ashore, over , the old critter's bead,. landing eke-other side and lay there stuned. 'lt war not long afore Some of 'ein as- were not an seared, mini round to' ee what war, for all hands kalkelated that the bull and Ilk-long ed together: But when the bnndle *calked off by htmselk - they nog how; it war, and one (Went said I'Mike Fink has , 'got the west of the scrimmage once in his life. • ' Gentlemen, from • that drapped the courtin burliness and never spoke to a gal since. • And . When my "httilt is up oh this yearth. Hier 'won't be any . . more Finks, and its owini to deacon Smith's Brindle Bulk" Woman's Work., Rev. The Oles Beecher, of Elmira, New York, has this to say: "I declare that the woman who is able to systematize and carry on siimothly the work of an ordinary family, illistrates higher sa gacity Mania called for by seven-eights of the tasks 'clonebytnian. 'Men take one trade anti work at it; a mother's and housekeeper's work requitcs a touch troin all trades. A man has Isis work-hours and his definite tasks; a woman has work at all hours: and incessinit confusion rat tasks. Let any main do a wo man's work for a single day—wash and dress the children—having provided their clothes the night before; see that breakfast is under Way to shit h fault-finding husband; the wash boiler on with water for the wash, and the ckabessissorted ready for the washing; the dish-water heating, andluncheon thought set for the school-gears ;' *a nice &mei. 111 the good man's dinner pail c the beds made after proper airing; andthe btigh"Fifight• Off and kPpt down'; the father's. convenience exactly bit for fondly prayers; the systematic sweep ingpf the house at least once a week, and of timing rooms once to three Unica a day,aecord big to the number of niento bring In the mud; the actual Waal ug and out Ito ngi ng of clothes; and drying; sprinkling, and raiding, and to ,mot row the ironing of the same; the sorting anal mendihg of them, and pmvisions or new ere the old; give out; the . ,making btimd three;tinieft a week„With caikeehd pies ,inter calatedf,Jadiclemily ;.Pickles; ,preeerveS; and cellarrittorOtolialaid In, and not lorgotten in their seasen t chijah•qp,`striapnersio be attenti on:o conipany tai be entertained ; per own parson, to he tidied.up to, please.l4 eye ; the tired hiue AO be welepmettand wasted on thifim leas! tired lier, , and. the home made "elic6iful itWticiuserit to be patched , after,, he goesto bed, 'so beam put. them .On in ,the morning.' I, The children to bohelped, about theirlessonkand reminded not to forget their Sunday-school lesson ; the shmping and aia'r k`cflrie iii be `" c7sne"' fog hiss lioniablitilarnife trePerstelab attended to,,laml niattele iu mit crai kept , straight; around holm,. Meanwhile. 'papa must nab° troubled or hinderedibout his woek, because his wert:..iiiogs in the meney.`Yeaman'twork brings the money. But mon'Oworlcdoes not so tax the head, and heart, peel: hand, as woman's work Oda' Iniefe4etusitO pis emicession,oflifr. Beech or; this "Man's work brings. the money,! a ' Rookie'' ',writer in the um, trying to arrive at 13161 Ct andetiunljnetice toward the to (*.niers ofthe.honie kingdom says: efluppose now it ` sliott7Cl lie arranged ; -as that whetthe man diesel'. ta 'Mail- whether on Sunday, in winter, in wet weather, in the evening; or ari . kor limo; the; wetnan ,would cease did Supposelo° that whenever or wherever Men went Owed. the; women: ne ontoptnied them: And ',when: men spent 'n dime et ilAidier" for liquors,,oysters, lobed* I ;1'..!"4 II !Eli ••• orefgmw, tin; IR full amount' km Othrf foolish Indy' are not:gate do work the lion that men 40 pat fair , * nest Maritime tome ork?the A. staff ' ri4l otir4litlisr ratreithMS; aims -house farmer in *MA in hinstriirnaii er is too,*titn) that the tnepj , !lAA mars lititnurelOrn they am'alirea4 idle with all'theirimistec, and more plifitable brought to a morselu "Audlier,'Whythos houra.than Mani 'lir bi'rWs? Whether on ekin winter; in the time ?'"Why hboutd dre4gutheringanyeal ing not only ; dale but lent her 'post btduty nmv slie.not . go when same ltnimint,ormom Kt her work-, and these times be 4one iv Let every reflectluxw and - then say where hi years or glob adwini,f Able. Motto `De to mai 114 LIFE,-UND/ Blackwell gal . The large pile , of such nptoinAnes OtijecC on. land, known ns the Penitential most of the iesidents-ofNew tlie exerj• tlak life or i 4 kiiowa only . td that efasito wl diately belting. , o The Penitentiary, whigit s denship of 31r. Fitch, 4 . llepal dating about 750 priaMiere, their numbers are slightly._ IMO men, and 99 women. TIE divided into classes, tiro ':.part) each indicating the nature am' offenses, and though amenablk_ laws as to labor and disciPlinq separate gangs and mess bythill aro under the control `of lift) keeper, who is heavily aimal, in his charge, whose roll be' whOse absence 6.14 t'oppiiiil the prisonem Sieilipapuhxl at OM they. have.breskrast,:i arena antiof collie, n 4 • are' skilled w orkmen , . re,l,old,r owl th's,c4 Died; tmUoKs' as where. all necessary.repoa and lts dctingsare.done 4 4* Modellers Isrindet marched off in tio divisions, one to work in the stone-guard at home,_ the 'other to be conveyed by thcComiuhisioners steam vessel Bellevue to the quarries on Ward's Island.-- The female prisoners are;principally occupied in the sewing-room, in the brush-manufactu ry, in trashing clothes, and scrubbing Out the . • , .Thc majority of the prisoners are cominit ted for'assault and battery or lareeny,jor terms varying from one Month to four . years and a half; .tho.tie committed for gmvCr offen ses are confined at Sing ,Sin", ail drunkards; Vagranta, and - disorderly characters at-the Work house. ' During the pastyeer 2„6lsper- Fons Were incarcerated for different periods, 2,130 whites, 176 blacks.; Of these about one 'third were native Americans, one-third Irish, 'one-tenth German, and the remainder otva-! limos nationalities. Tb visitor to- the;Peni tentlary cannot but be s truck by the youth of the male ptisoners compared with that of the females, the bulk of the males being between 14 and 80 years dam the females between 25. and GO. Few young girli find their way here as in their earlier career ; they are able.to gain enougit by a life of prostitution; withoutcom inkling larceny, and consequently do not re sort to it till their charMstegiof to view, an d ! the consequent diminution of their means of bsis ttnee front suck a course, compels' them t o . resort to some Whet'. Thre is another fact which appears in therm ittaUstiesof crime; one highly suggestive to the housekeeper. Of the 411 female prisoners committed during the past year, no less toutn 802 were domestic servants, and of these 241 Were Irish girit and women. At 12 o'clock the prison bell rings fot, ner. It is a sad sight to stand on the terrace and see the various gangs of men and tads march home from their work, th; c efatbe portion of them fine sturdy looking g fel lows; it is c asadder sight stilito see • some of them carrying a heavy iron hall and chain slung over the shoulder and attached let a strong, irontand lacked' round. the leg Immo. d lately above t ankle, 'These men have tried to escape.. Necessary a 4 It may be to adopt such measures to prevent them from repeat ing the attempt, surely• it is, unnecessarily cruel tocorripel these poor creatures to, wear their irons at night. Their dinner, consists of a can of soup, a plats of. meat; and ten ounces of bread. They are all Owed one hour and are then marched back again, to' their Work in the gnarlier; they have supper, bread and coffee, at 8 o'elock,, and at Willey are all locked in, their ;which though scrupulously clean,' are: certainly . too, small (about the size of an ordinary clothes closet,) considering ,that the prlionershave to pass is hours ont•of the24ln I • On Sunday the sewing .roorg;of the female prisoners is used as a Chapel,l4 men attend jag ser views in. the morning, thevomen in the afternoon ; once a month there ..11 service for the Roman Oatholieprisoners. . The convicts have, roo privileges; a isharp intelligent lad may become abed boy or get.ernployeditithe Inees room; or &mechanic may be appointed to one otthe.worksbops • and so - slight relief,from r the monotomy eight& liven but they getliareward beynud-alitile tobac co once a , wc,vk tor Oliewiug; smoking, is strictly prohibited; .01100.4 speech tb or ate al lowed to bo visited,by their Needs. Oit.on tering the building , the lisitoris forcibly struck by the following inscription: .over tho doonvay ' • , . . "The Way of the tranagreaser belt" Such is the. greeting .to the tuifortiusste. criminal as he, puts his foot fOr: the first time within the prison walls If an lnscrip' iron e necessary. surely "the, Thipartment - of Public • eharitic-s end , Correetien miett•lmie' chosen one less hars's) character :onathat breathes a larger amount .of el4rbiaan..chifitie - M 'a poor fercow.creature, one thatmay, eget:him safari small Organ of • that' encourageMent Which Wes meat* pa ids MformatkuCT- Some's* epigram astitlif never too lata to mesicrwofaa eltitoSePier 4P:1 0 lialtOgi4 l 4 4 far More endeuraging., , 11,,.1.„,...z,,,..,..,. A q : * !..zi :..: .• ! .!...... i . • _-• , ., i ~ - ••••- •••• r • •••! . .A . ; ) i ci , il- '5ll :i''....::; 7 4 . - . ', • . 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T : 1 •:: : :l.i...t•s•q" . .!:::ilr,', zr . .llj f.: :*t zii; i is: 4' l = id- '; • won - bert .„ lB - 68 „-s . • - ,; , ; 1 ; 1 ,7; ir•M:l M gat Atinel == aro ..tbe Ante -hired 411r,::Clreely' Eels up at 3 o'olock in-the morning ; for it Janie ldn faiOrite Snail= that on earli *Sling ain keep the heoillk . .niturlistred';'.eetli the -.ehicireee« He then wakes up all tho household and mann hleiith - the- librafy, and,' 'llibt; and, alter quoting the beautittil lines : ;, - . 4 , 4 ldrirto bed and eddy to Hie • • • *Wm. mt•ot'the Not',tow N Olde ilk Or. 3COllt `Watil 8001 /; ibr _Naha a luau mann', weans: sad wise;" YinWfinitrintrach individual's task for the day, , Oka hn at' it with erionaillifl wcobr ' and Odic irtelo.to bed again.. .1 mention 4Fre, no - fault-finding but , ;with the defer. clUxT,,lfititly due a man whets Older and. wiser altd.w.nr.thier. Want that, In a tr i pment Of irritation, once,i, Was . nisli enough to pay. I never would ',sleep . with hli he broke himself off- - this 2 tinforianste huhlt. I have - )reptiny word' wit .bigoted 9 t• half past eleVen. O'ClUek Mr. 13 ix:cap A-. sea again. He riflaves hiraselk. llccansiders that there is' grct virtue and economy in ehaviiig himself: . ...Ile does it vbith a dullra ,,, . .... • . zoft• sometimes bumming a. part of sr hint? L(iie knows pirt eta tune, and takgian-huur cetiVdellghtill'ing it Kos the find.: halt I of Ord 'Hundred i,.but !part4i'famlllar silth trial hYnin fhlt 'obliged iricifrifets",that, they could not recognize it; end, therefae the noise elona °rig!. 4lr. (3reelp.) : -Hi theri goes out laid due mode l gar den, nd, applies, his vast - store ;of . agricultural knowleligelFiltf . *ciiiiiiariiii cif . lils'entig-, es; after wide.li'int iVrit*iiedabiengri'culinr al art* fer.`tbe:ensiiiictio i n of 4Anieric.aril fanners; lira : soul cheered tp4 the reflection that it c abuges were $11 .) apiece his millet farm would; pay. , *. Ho next goes to breakfast, which is a' fru gat{:abstemioes mentwith him, and consists Al - nothing but just Buell things as the market affords. nothing more.' He ,drinks nothing 'brit water—nothing whatever Out water, and coffee, 'and tea, and Scotch! ale, and lager bier aliklemonade with a fly in it—wined mes a house fly and sometimes a horse fly, accord ing to the amount of inspiration required to warm him up to, his daily duties. During breakfast he reads-the Tribline I all through and enjoys the satisfaction of knowing that, all the brilliant things In it, written by [Young, arid Cooke and Hazard and myrelf l .are attributed to him by a confiding anti in- 1 terriud' public. :.• ' • .trA,ttar breakfast be writoi a short editorial eiltAvetaklarlel.daih at', the!beVntilag obit; 4irklektithif" tf:bikpUtill W*- Dire 'tote me other Nutt- Wbk, and hg i - vi- Assirs:fr, istsiniitsrus thsnih )14acitaink.. mew. again, -thont irP itre *es° °r jiathoit 'the awe `track' in ctio kaufticue' young - days. as a writing matter; but the en terprise failed. The pupflaconld not trans late his remarks` with' any certainty. His first Copy was "Virtue Is Its own reward," and they gut it "Washing with soap is whol ly absurd," and - so the trusters discharged him for attempting to' convey bad m..snihi, through the medium - of worse penmanship. But, as I was saying, he writes Ida twornin..? editorial. Then he tries to Toni hover, and can't do itoind so be sends it to theprinters, and they try to read it, and. can't do it ; and so they set it up s at random; as you may say, putting in what words they can make out, and when they get aground 1 on a long weal they. ptit In "reconstruction" or "universal mffrage,"atul spar off and piddle ahead; and next morning, if the degraded public can tell what_ It is all aboint, they say H. G. wrote It, and if they can't they say it is one of those imbecile' linden rapers, that rtitn:And • ;.4-• • On Sundays Mr. Greedy Y piniuieeut pew li: Mr. Chapin's chinefiViind lets on that he is asleep and the congregation regard it - alan eccentricity ofgenins. When he is going to appear In public, Mr. Greyly spends two hours on his vita He is the most pains-taking and elaborate man about getting up. his dressthat Um in America. This Is Ids chiefest and his pleas anted. foible. He. puts on his old ,white overcoat,' and turns up the collar. He ptits on a soiled shirt, saved from - the wash, and leaves. One end of the collar unbuttoned.— He puts ow his most dilapidated hat, turns it wrong sidebefere, cants" it on to the back of his head, and jams an.extra cent in the side of it.. He puts, ow,hia most . atrocious boots. and spends fifteen minutes ducking the left leg of his pants into his laxit-top in what shall seem! 'het:Wet careless and 'unstudhxl way.. But his cravat—it is in the arrange . ment Wills cravat that ho throWs all his soul, .411. the:powers of his great mind. After flF lag at 'it for forty minutes before the glum is is perfect—itis askew every way—it over flows his : coat-collar on one side and sinks into oblivion on the other-r-it climbs and it delves' around about 'his neck--the knot is conspicuously displayed; under his left ear and it +Anne* one etas long ends straight out horrizentally,AWthe ; other goes after 'his eyeit, ht thn-knod, old To dies fashion L... and then. aiiiipietely• and ;marvelously ap pareled, Mr.ateely strides: forth rolling like a sailor, a minicliewi aidanding . cosildnery, the awe and tlielvonder of the nations 1 Buti havn't time to tell the rest of his pri ;vete habits,* Stiflice it that he is an upright wild.an hone& man—apmeticaligreat-brain ed man—a useful man to his nation his generation 7 -a famous Man; win: hari.justly earned hiecelebritrxiiiid,*ithal, the worst dreamed man in/ this , br '•iniy - other country, even thoughi - 'he= dogs, take' so thundering math pales, and Pula on so :rainy frills about it ' • • , • LQ1 . 11) oxr OUR tamE .—On oue: *vi sion daring : She attack at i Fort Donelson. a- Southern' haaPabell•exhorter . was 'holding forthin exalted strains, declaring repeated ly Rua t.balLord fought - on .the side of •the moth; oral fiehovali wasieneatnted around about the. Confederate army; ea } g that. it was impossible for the invading- Yankees to conquer tberif..., Jastat . the 'doss otone .these sentences lk man. dashed up to the church door on horseback, - and yelled: out : ' Mut Yankeei,have captured• Fort Donel son, and are coming up-tho river r • .'"Then, my brethren, 'save yourselves, for the Lord hatigos . . ' • “Ant a min and his' loin both oner'seked the wite'of s certain gentleman; •holding his aching haul' in both her hands. wresfrimProcee 4o , s ivristhe reply ' then,Preaid she, “Iciunt,3 home drunk lust night, and ought to' be ashainc4‘ Of MY first is *lust !feast thb door ;my second lan kind orcurri; thrthird body can do. 'without. andlny vrholets 040 01 the Vrdtc4 litute& ' M2MME2E '~ . :t '1 :1'4,-; t . -. ?:+ 0, • -,; 17774;77 ifin;i • AZ,+,l . ME MIMEM2=== LI MEM El &tablishiA 1818. di• f po'•• • •Nr vr •' l 4 ll lO 11' ague . lamb a~ Je,7 l e w , Tot about tides or Ilfteenyears ago.', At a hotel In •Breadway, famous for too exoolleudu of ha liquors,- *Hula boy crane In with a very gishy.k k ikjus nag, aid Wanted to dispose at It. , Every ono.preavat erannined the trinket ands lbw thought nageh ,of it. At. however, .buck the eye otagisntlesitan who was known by the aomeghat Angular 'appellation' of squeaking:Twiny- • • ' • • •' • ' `How EpuebdO you =lc for that littgr ask cd thatlndlelditat • . - 'Five dollark" • • , i ' yOo! tiro dollari for IL! 'lt's very bard, cut! tlielboy, 'but I suppose I must take it.' • • -•- The two dollars mire laud, tile ring takes , . and the boy 'departed: - • ' •‘• Thepurchaser ot tic ring went lion*. gis &Caller saw Le ;would bauble, admired it,Uuttaiked, bow much'iroold soli 'tor. Well CharleY,' said be, '1 gave Cid °liars for it; Its wortha ~m at•dual more ; fou sbal! bare At for seven; ' ' ,The bargain was struck, and thering Once more changed masters. '•,' 'rho neat day dbasidei .went 16 There be met ritti a Mr, A:, Wiie b'eatae eaeiie4higifticitied4ith the . ripi;;Wlell liy the Way Was ktakieg tifrair.'ll;tlW4llie ink i Most'eaSfittand'Oideb Valid displityisklii tbe fom • • r • ation. • , I•T • •-• •• • ".'What Will you take for' that • I tdon't•liartioularly care about it ; you shall have it dog cheap.' •• ;! •,, • • 'How cheap?' . • 'Twenty-live dollars.' , • vil e mart t ir wig iotticxl, 'and the ring passed into tbe bands of MK A. • Zlte..nextday the ilast,,proprtetor drove to. town and going ium the store or. l "tt fashipaa• bib jeweller he asked the value. • • Its worth one dollar" and a half,•said the mercitant. . Mr. A: , was thundersttuek - - Recovering hitt:tacit he said; Jean you take out.the stones, which of course are— • :'Pastel, sir.' 'And insert the diamonds in their place ?' 'Yes: "How tong will it take you, and how much wilt It cost? ' *1 can do it in two or three hours, .and it will cost forty dollars.' . • 'Do tt as fast as you can.' " Within the given time the diamonds *ere substituted, and Mr. A returned to Harlem. i On his arrival he found the two brothers and several New York bloods assembled. ~fie was greeted with a low whistle. and illyors gyrations of the fingers were performed bt resting, the thumb on the rime, which gave the nalgarstqll laUlade to perform all port ciples, "" • e A t * i44:&3?411* ' • .404 in • ~ „.. - No, butt-don't believe it. and I'll bet a hundred dollars they are not.' 'Done.' 'Done.' The bet was taken by Mr. 4.. on one part, and the two bmthera on the other. :'ln what way shall we decide?' asked the wii brothers. ' 'We'll leave it to atirjeweler.' mid Mr. A . ' The party immediately set nit fir the city. On arriving at a' jeweler's the stones were preuouneed diamonds. The brothers were notisatisfia They.wished to go to another jeweler. 'Ave these diamonds ?' asked John at the next store. 'I think they are, but I can't tell Without filing them.' • • ":13), yewmust ask that gettleman, ho is the arnpnetor: • Ir. A. gavo consent. 'Smash it to pieces,' said John. The ring washed. 'First rate diamonds, said the Jeweler. The mortification of the bmthers was grout. Not so much at the low of the wager, but attire fact of their parting with a dia mond ring upon such easy terms. prop • Epeelanais of a Yankee Peddler. "I reckon 1 couldn't &Ivo a trade with, you totlay, squire," said a "ginoome specimen ofa Yankee peddler, as heltood at the door of a merehantin St. Louis, "I reckon you adculate about , right, for you can't," was the sneering reply. "Well, I gums you needu t git huffy 'heed it., Now here's a dozen ginoome razor-strops —.worth two dollars and a half, you • may have 'cm for two dollars." ' tell you I don't want any , of your traps, so you may as btrgoing &don?. ' "Wall, now,,look here, squire, I'll het yea live dollars that if you make• me an offer for then). 'eru stops, we'll hayed trade, yet." • "Done I" replied the merchant, placing the mousy In the hands of a bystander. The Yankee deposited a like •mm. • "Noy" said the merchant, "I'll gli-e you a picayune pikpeneej for the strops." ,• "They're your'n !" said the Yankee, as he quietly pocketed the stakes. "But" said he after a little reflection, and with great apparent honesty, "I. calculate a joke's a .joke ; and .if you don't want them strops, trade back." The merchant's countenance brightened. •'"you are not so bad a chap, after alt" said he., "Hero • are your. Worts—give ate the I money." , • There if Is," said the. Yankee, as he receiv ed the strops and passed over: the sixpence. ..`"At trade isa trade fend noci you are wide awake, the next timorn trade with that 'ere sixpence you'll do widtle better than to b* razor -Strom." , ' Arid' away walked' 'the peddl , r with his strops and List wager, 'amid the sherds of the humbug crowd.. • • • . A Brurtsuitt BuNKER,IItt.r..—A 'Van• kee, ilmeyliig an English gentleman around Boston. ionic :Mtn t 9 Bunker MR They atOoti lookin at,. tho splendid sha ft ,. when thoYarikee a id , ; . .; • "This spot where Warren !ell," replied - the Englishman, evidently not posted up in historical matters, 'did •it 'urt much ' Thenauvo Waited at hint with the 'axpres: sion of,fourtmu 4th or -July's la. Inf aoutit4. , • peace. • 'Hurt him!' he oxelaituett ; ho was killed, sir.' • • • ' 4 llo' s Was, eh?' -said the. stranger, still eyeing the monument, and computing Its bight in his -own mind, !dyer by' layer. 'Well, should think 's. would' aye Wen 'art to Anwar.' • , •. . , . . . . , Aulriebman, angling in the rein, was ob. ierved to keep hisline under the arch O - r - a bridge. Upon being - saitorthe rearnn' he me the 041 c l -wing 'Tomei: 'To be sure, the fish will be after crowding there; in order- to keep out of the wet,' -..' ' 1 q ' ~ ~.~ J DM EELS r‘i • ' : MEE 4 41.• tr 10 44 iIDTERTISEIIII A(Mtlibisbopa. ineurpitic ornotattsoßpeil ignore ibi &It lobsitiol.4ll4ll4 mo= so**, libend_Abbo* mkt. ci& rod/ sibritisesiam_••, . t. "AL: spear .equal to TWIN* o Ibis type. riatieezte Booboo Pietism eel osier arbegair thempullhautleoci reethately after the kcal sernroirill be eberbed tisane' Ott ten centeellae Au each tort . ' j . MF*60,1114 het a c 1 .1 1.11 . 11 1741!ablillq:1e- 1 &ros tfacorenur Ittei.outl Pace to Sir Paper, bY:,9lttr . wbenirer ft is 'doling* le 44 sii;' iierintemeit. *could be lueraid br heirs to tie i titseetloa fa Mit weeks over; :.11; ROMANCE IN REAL fi'L! A L•ver ' hie 3111i4 byilisigito le Wit_ ll* is sireecl.miUr susa:lllasweestvolprassai - Levant the VaatiaMaa X"' 711 '''t t. ;'1 • Several3l.l ll / .5 . . ago, a young lndy, In Ti; 211 7,,, well county wa wooed by.a young misa..46 obtainal her consent, and the conseet . a: lark; but three days befell; the wishb took a frtak Inlo her'hia,•iii, and' went off m(lB'l'l'6l,4 number.' The youn Mak Iris . 4l htuirt-binken, and Patted OP - Ms effeeilitld went . Lei: New York 'city. Thin ha 41 grief, hurled lilies& in 'litisintut, arititentar' ~' edit' siieculatlon t wa's'sndiiiilishil, andlideant i o '' ' l . wealtitY. '4 IL yriunger sister of the girl'llpd" , ..iiiiil jilted him, moved .by synipithy,` _(xisn l 7 ineacea a correspondence with lam to : 'on. %idiot; irk Mitigate, his arirreir... 'The 'cArree`. ' pritidualsi" become intrarestint '' 'Phil Yount ' ' girl Bret tip, and, as ythrs NlNti o , r pen. , 4 , ill Into ireat 'beauty. The sight - of her ,ti p - ' ' i tograph ' a wakeried in the. Young : tite ..4 N. 41 sum the 'Levi) that Gelled OpPds4d ' ' •' • forever; he preposeil to her and was'acitidp ., lrer father was. n*11440%5%1 d was ausl to get, married lantself as ti std hl ii don +' ter was one. if the 'Way; se - urged' the :4•••• it in ter forward. Tfin tuves.of :the ,I : i admitted - atnillialit ii•Ctlatii,g and prepack tioaewbre intalti • fur 1 • t:': They We& to-be learned last' Wetinesdayl dbpart Jeannie I diately for New yuilc.vaty. jit few , Alaya,oepa, ; thebride received a letterfroni Ire, betroth: ed ' stating that he liztd entered lotp sriecailii:' thins' that would le ep hint in the ciirio that' Imentild not imssi hly be with her *Ube thiut 1 appointed, and asking her 7to delay the, core.., , num) , for,o day, or two. 116 also referred to . the tune When lie had 'expected total niated",. to beryl sister.' •Proviiked Ito think that 'bit' ' still remembered his formes '4love,'Llie Young,' laily„ wrote. hint in a paiiiimi,*tat • oitbmg,,,, dawn at the Kline. time tvrete ,ton Cousin . • others, a farmer in lowa, one 'Whit. Wei' Ina," loved her, telling.. hiMATiat - she• Mid i• bniken her engage molt; relating the arenas. stances to him, and'ending by A iyingth&t . sho . WAS' itll ready to be marnek and if he irmild• come there at tbe time • *atilt'' , the modal*. she would marry him. Ile complied, Hot i betrothed in New York, astonished to receive her letter, closed up his inisiness as besthq mutt), anti tame to Tazewell county by the next train, lie nsiehed the little village where she lived, and was hastening np to the . house to fulfill his unktgentimt, when ho was .' met by some or his friends rind told that his bride had just been married to another man. lie Noted away on the spot and was taken up to the hiu.el. When tJiq bride was told Of k it, she was overwhelmed with remorse. but lV' was then too late. 4 Bile Wait legally waned' to her cousin. The New Yorker, twice heart-'' • broken left for his koala without somas' bait,' and she. passed thmeglt this city yugalay s f. on her way to an loarifienai looking rag , dw: - j43ettill ant' 9i.+...~ . :~} - get a er a thousand one hundred and thirty-five dollar . with which he commenced business'. His, earnings during llic.so years. were just five dollars a week—two hundred and dollars: a pia. fle puid two dollars a wix for borini and Made ono dollar pay all Other expenieg; , thus saying c one hundred end four dollars . each year, which, with the interest added and_ small.muounts gained in trade, amounted in: seven years to the sum above nam ed . ' Tho • , • first ar in business ho cleared five :hundroi dollars, the second a thousand, and the thfr4 two thousand—all the Vale cutting his own shries, and keeping his personal expenses - down to the old awn—tbree dollars per week, As his means increased his operations enlarg. ed, and for several years past be has done a very large and successful; business - aAd Is known as one of the best and most Dix* of the citizens of Lynn, givu* law sums to charitable purposes. During the year 1867 he did a business of $300,000 the 'profits; of which‘wcre 440,00 th and the kital lossrby.bad debts, one mai of boots worth $150‘.. ; I • • Sot VIO A Dirricuvri.--A grindson lof the Governor of Virginia, a child of somo four or five summers, was on a visit to hie maternal grandfather, whit', was a wealthy hialliolder in Ohio. Ona day after making his first visit to a Sabbath School, and being duly, impressed witlithe religion taught there, lie toolehis grandfstherdown on the fat m , to show and gather the fruit &a lam walnut tree, which was ripe and ready kr the harvest. On the way,' the little fellow, with the philosophy which reads sermon{ stoma; said : • • • - • "Grandpa. who do all these woods ant, fields belong to? " ! "Why." said the matter-of-fact gentleman, to me."' "No, sir," emphatienily responded the ebb!, "they belong to God." , • , The grandfather said nothing WI they reached the,: richly-laden, tree, when F/10 ' said: • . "Well, my boy, whom Jots this tree ilatt king to?" • This was a poser, and for a mot Gent the boy. hesflated, but, eastinga loc\k upon the nuts, lie replied: , "Well, grandfather, the tree. belongs to God, but the walnuts are ours." • . WOrtne. L pro TistiaxnEn.Liti crty is the' L right; to, do Whatever you Wish, vikhout inteifisring with ithe rights 0f,04. ere. • .) : Save your money. and yen will And it one of the most useful friends.. • Nev e r give trouble to' your mother err Di ther. - ' '• (' r Take care of . your pouting and they will grow , to delhirs. i • • Intemperance is the curse of nearly illitbo trouble in .this' World; boward •of strong drink,'! : The poorest boy, if he be indlutrinus, hon est and saying, may reaelethabigkest !howl in Ma land.' .-- Never bo cruel to a dumb animal,-tement. ber it has no power to telt thew much It suf. furs. • ' . I • li i I Honesty is always the best po li cy. :Mamma IVArro once hid an advenhira . In Easton wh'icb resulted as follows; _ , , I returned in the boas cart part way., A ! poetv girl in spectaates sot nearme, and arOs Willi a young man how Much ho reminded her of'a young man sha used to know in Waltham. Panty soon the young mango% out, and smiling, in a seductive:ma:oth , said tosbo girl in spectacles "Don't I remind you of some my= red to know t" "Yes," sire silk "you do TenthafttM of one man, but he was sent lolly) poniterAiary , for stealin' a barrel of mackerel; he died thete l ll4 I I conclood you ain't him."! • . , I tkilet pellet) the cnnyeteatious II , i