| passed seemed rather dreary, the “Quite so,” agreed Darrelson, but fairly put the lid on it. Because LOW WAGES AND around the corner from another 'village two miles be it boasted vaguely something in the voice, so Flossie on our buying that A MAN'S MORAL SIDE. friend of mine who has been on and only an alehouse. t three miles like his own, irritated him; and a motor car we'd always talked about, —— off his job intermittently for the more him suddenly round a little later, as they neared their des- and I'd seen a new house I rather “A man can't oe the moral past eighteen months, but who every ES | pg yy to a village of dreams. tinamon, whose lower windows were fancied; and one way and another, side of himself at wages we're day of his idleness was looking for Bellefonte, Pa., October 28, 1931. There was a real green in the the only ones still alight in the vil- before we knew where we were, the getting now,” said a friend of mine some little odd jobs to do. * This — middle of that village, and on the he said: “But, of course, a whole five hundred had gone up the a day or two ago, whose wages have would be called exercising his moral YOU NEVER CAN TELL. green men were Shavie a rustic ow’'s got to worry about his job.” spout, and our savings with it. But been cut to the lowest known any- side, I suppose, by the philosopher cricket match, beyond every To Ww! the man Willie retorted. I didn't care. I thought it'd be all where for thirty-five years. shoe worker. You never can tell when you send a little cottage showed trim and tidy “Oh, you're one of thst sort, are right as long as I went on working. “When a fellow can't pay his I met this other friend just a word, behind its holl And infront you? So was I once,” and again And so it was—in a way. taxes and his ordinary bills he gets short time ago—in fact, within two Like an arrow shot from a bow of the largest of those cottages— fell silent till they were throughthe “Only Flossie didn't think so. discouraged in his soul, and he weeks of the time our high schoo! By an archer, blind, be it cruel or kind, “They've knocked two into one—the gate and into the tearoom, where She wanted something different. doesn't care what happens to him,” was to open for this vear's work. Just were it may chance to go. same as I did,” thought Claude Dar- he sat down, once more res hiz And, of course, being able to drive was his added comment. His daughter woule be a junior. It may pierce the breast of your dear- relson—was planted a sign which elbows at one of the tile-top tables, herself about all day, and I too This was new language to me, She had to put her summer in at est friend, read, “Travelers Rest. Motorists and looking up at Darrelson, tired to ask her where she'd been but unusually expressive. And the factory where her mother works Tipped with its poison or balm; To a stranger's heart in life's mart It may carry its pain or its calm, great You never can tell when you do an act Just what the result may be But with every deed you are sowing a seed, Though the harvest you may not see. Bach kindly act is an acorn dropped In God's productive soil; You may not know, but the tree shall grow With shelter for those who toil. You never can tell what your thoughts will do In bringing you hate or love, For thoughts are things, and their airy wings Are swifter than carrier dove. They follow the law of the universe— Each thing must create its kind— And they speed o'er the track to bring you back Whatever went out from your mind. OF INDEPENDENT MEANS They had paid him-—that very morning, at the pistol point of the law, and unconditionally—£25,000. And £25,000 invested as he Knew how to invest it would bring him in £1250 a year, free of income tax and with never a stroke of work to do for it as long as he lived. There was the cottage, too. Free- hold. Unmortgaged. And with only about £20 a year taxes to pay on it, and Lorna. But aithough nearly twelve months had gone by—and the de- cree been made absolute in the meanwhile—since he had consented to his divorce from Lorna, the recol- lection of her still rankled; and Claude Darrelson, ex-managing di- rector of Darrelson’s, Ltd, saw his own face frowning at him from the badly adjusted driving mirror of his sport coupe as he left the last of the London traffic behind him and headed for the west. There was no particular reason why he should be driving west—or east, or south, or north, for that matter. But his mood, the com. bine's check once paid into his bank, had been all for escape. After all, £25,000 or no £25,000, they'd beaten him; robbed him of his life's work; stolen the business he'd spent all those years since the war in founding. And that, too, rankled, even more bitterly than Lorna's defection, in his mind. And again, the recollection of his own marriage troubled him. For there, too, he had been beaten, rob- bed of his life's happiness—the wom- an he had spent all these years since the war making money for stolen from him. “So I'll be damned if ever J start making money for another woman,” he decided. “Or start another business. After all, I'm free. Free. No more work. No more wife. No more worries. And I'm barely 40 yet. And my golf's handicap’s only 6. And I don't play a bad game of lawn tennis—when I'm fit. But a chap can't keep fit in London. So I'll live at the cot- tage. Always did like my cottage —and my books, and my garden. Don't need a wife to look after the cottage, either. Because there's al- ways my mother. Dear old hard: working, efficient mother—" And, smiling now, Claude Darrel- son drove on. After all, it was pretty good to be free—and for life—from money- making. Take today, for instance, and what a day it promised to be, with the sun shining from a cloud- less sky, and all the June flowers out, and the birds chirping (one could hear them chirp if only one drove slowly enough) from the way- side gardens. Today, and tomorrow, and the day after, old Mowlem and young Henry and pretty Miss Butters and the rest of the staff would be slav- ing in the office. But neither to- day, nor tomorrow, and the day af- ter, need one oneself slave in any office. Today, and tomorrow, and the day, after, and all the days, one oneself had liberty—liberty and the open road. He came through another town and another, to a village and be- yond the village to a lone inn, whose name, the Peaceful Plough- man, atttracted him; and there— though all the inn could offer was cold meat, pickles and bread and cheese—he lunched pleasurably. For Claude Darrelson’s tastes had always been simple; and the reali- zation of this was also pleasurable to him as he consumed yet another pipeful of the popular tobacco he affected, walking the while between the beansticks of the little vege- tzble garden behind the inn. “Twelve hundred and fifty a year ought to be ample,” he thought then. “And mother's got her own income. Reckon I can afford to take it easy.” Soon, however, the unaccustomed idleness fidgeting him a little, he had called for his bill and was head- ing west again, driving faster and always faster, till the suitcase he had brought began to rattle in the dickey. Whereupon he drew brake and spent a good five minutes try- ing to wedge the thing more secure. ly: finally deciding that it would be better, after all, to take the suit- case on the seat beside him. “Got to learn to take easilyy, now I'm of independent means,” he told himself, and began looking for some place where Le could spend the night. The next town through which ke things | Cared For. Good Bedrooms. Coun- snapdragon- ed path to a gabled porch, which stood a woman—gray-haired, and smiling, and a little (it seemed to Darrelson) like his own mother. “Could I see one of your rooms?” asked Darrelson, cautious now that the first allurement of the place was over. “Surely,” answered the woman, and led him through a neatly ar- ranged but empty tearoom, up a flight of oak stairs into a narrow landing, off which opened several doors. “You can have your choice,” she went on. “We don't have many folk staying, except for over week- ends.” After Darrelson had chosen the largest of the four bedrooms, she showed him, not without pride, the bath. “But you'll have to let me know what time you want it,” she contin. ued. “Because we've no running water. And I hope you won't be wanting it too early. Because I'm single-handed here and the fire takes a lot of getting going in the morn- ing.” But Darrelson, for the moment, had no devices—his mood being still the same in which he had reached Idlehurst. And it was only witha distinct effort that he finally made up his mind to unpack before eat- ing. His washing, too—though he did just manage to wash—was a per- functory affair. Outside twilight was just falling through the leaded windows, he could see a few couples strolling here and there, arm in arm, across the green. Lovers again. Like the boy and girl whom he had let pass him on the road that morning. But what was the good of love? Or of work either? A man was happier with- out them. “And I'm happy,” decided Darrel- son. “For the first time in my life I'm really happy.” And justas he reached that decision the gate in the wall clicked and up the snap- dragon-bordered path lounged the man, Willie, hands in pocket, pipe between his teeth. He passed through the tearoom, gave Darrelson “Good evening,” dis- appeared through the door leading to the kitchen whence, presently, came the sound of subdued voices, the clink of plates. The voice fidgeted Darrelson, and after a little he arose, filling his pipe as he did so, and walked out onto the green. Twilight had almost fallen by then. Lights twinkied behind the cottage windows. Above, a sky almost Italian gave promise of another perfect day. He strolled as fav as the turn- pike, watched a car pass another car, a lorry, turned back again, al- ready sleepy, toward Travelers Rest. “Might stay here another day,” he thought. “Might stay a couple of days. Might stay a week, for that matter.” And so thinking, encountered a man, named Willie again, who said, in a voice which despite the faint country accent— rather resembled his own: “There's not much to do here of an evening, I'm afraid. But the Angler's open till half-past 10. And their beer's not so bad—if you'd care for a nightcap.” “I was thinking of turning in,” began Darrelson, but, after a little pressure, yielded—being at heart & companionable chap. There were three men-—one ob- viously country type-in the bar. And each of these Darrelson's com- panion greeted cherrily by his Chris- tian name. “The usual for me,” he said tothe girl behind the bar; and to Darrel- son, “I expected you'd be liking a bitter, too.” Their beer drawn, they sat down at a small table, on which the man, Willie, put his elbows before asking: “Have you come a long way?” “From London,” answered Darrel. son, sitting bolt upright, according to his habit. “I used to live in London.” “Really 7” “Yes: Up to a year ago. I had enough sense to chuck it. fellow's happier in the country.” “You don't miss London, then?” “So you're a woman-hater?” “No. a man can do without 'em.” All the time the girl behind the bar watched Darrelson and if Dar- relson had been more observant, he might have noticed the interest in her eyes. “I wonder who he is,” the girl was thinking. “He's awfully like Willie. Their hair's the same color —-brown. And their eyes are the same color-—hazel. And they've got the same kind of mouth. Only he's clipped his mustache—and Wil- lie's is always so untidy. Oh, dear, Then A I wish I wasn't always thinking about Willie. He'll never ask me to marry him. And if I did marry | ‘him, I'd only be miserable. He's a ‘waster, is Willie.” Aloud she said: “It'll be closing time in another ten minutes.” Stars were shining when they emerged from the public house. A | full moon, riding high over the green, showed Idlehurst at it lov- liest. “Better than London, eh?” said the man Willie. “I was never well in London, you know. Too much |work. And too much worry. What |I say is, it's no use worrying one- | self.” Not exactly. But I reckon . I could tell ‘you a story 'about that if you'd care to listen.” And still vaguely irritated with the man-—yet interested despite ir- ritation—Claude Darrelson, too, sat him down. The woman, apparently, had gone to bed. From the kitchen came no sound.. Upstairs, too, all was quiet, not a foot moving. In the far cor- ner of the room a grandfather's clock chimed lazily. And the man's voice also sounded lazy as he began. “It's my own story, of course,” he began. “Mother ana I aren't Idle- hurst folk. We're from Salisbury. Father worked in one of the shops there, provisions, till he died of pneumonia. Just before the war, that was the winter before it start- ed, as a matter of fact. I was 23 then. And I'd been working since I left school. In the provisions, too. Same shop. They gave me father's job when he died. ‘Then the war came and I had to chuck it. Were you through the war?” “Yes.” Darrelson nodded. “Three years in the Warwickshires.” “Dorsets—I was. And a sergeant by the end of it. Ever read any of these war books. Lot of rot, I call 'em. The war wasn't so bad —except in patches. Anyway, I'm not grumbling about it. Or about the peace, either. Though I've had as bad a time as most, I suppose. Till I learned my lesson. “Learned my lesson,” repeated his man through the cigarette smoke. | Took me the best part of twelve years, though. Ending up the war as sergeant, you see, made me kind of ambitious. And then, of course, |there was the girl. Salisbury girl, she was. Didn't want to stay there, though. Any more than I did. A bit of a high flier, if you know what I mean. “High flying.” He broke off. “Hell—what's the use of it? But of course I didn't know that. How should I? With me not yet 28, and demobbed as a sergeant; and drive round in her own motorcar. ‘And so you shall, Flossie’, I used to tell her. And she did. “Mother had put her savings into a business and so she was off our minds. And with £3 a week as un- der manager and a spot of commis- sion if the sales went up, which they were bound to do with all the new houses being built round us, I might have taken things a bit easier. But I didn't. I wasn't that sort then. I wanted my £5a ‘week and Flossie wanted that mo-! torcar. We hadn't got a kid, you see. Not that I wanted one. As I was saying, I wanted my £5 a week. And I didn't care how hard I slaved for it either. Work! I tell you I used to work like a galley slave those days. Used to think it worth while, too. Used to be up at 6 in the morning. Used to go to bed so tired I'd just fall asleep the moment my head touched the pillow. Flossie got a bit bored with that after a while. Women do. She wanted it both ways—like the rest of 'em. You know? The high flying—and the other thing.” At which Darrelson's hitherto perfunctory, quickened a little. Since had not his Lorna, also, wanted it both ways? “Yes, I know,” he said, and again the voice, so like his own, except for the laziness, went on. “We didn't exdctly quarrel,” it went on. “We were neither of that sort. But I got a bit bored with her, too. Only the more bored Igot with Flossie, the keener I got to earn Hove money for her, was rather queer if come consider ft yu is “Not in the least,” thought Dar- relson, his mind once more with his own strangely similar experience.- But this time he said nothing, for he had always been a better listener than talker. Hardly pausing, the man Willie continued his tale: “Well, I got a promotion and with it more money—£5 and a bonus, “So, although Flossie and I weren't getting any happier with each oth- er, I had enough money to go about with my pals, and she had enough for whist drives and the cinema, and a new hat whenever she felt like one. We were still sa a (bit every week, having no children. | Not that Flossie usen't to say every ‘now and then that she rather wish. ed we had had children. At which, had the man Willie been more observant, he might have seen Darrelson’s square teeth clutch on the stem of the empty pipe he was now sucking. Since had not Lorna, also, in those years when he had at least begun to succeed in ‘ business—and those years, too, had (Seen them drifting farther and farther apart on the tide of his money making—been wont occasion- (ally to express a similar wish? “If I'm boring you,” interpolated his companion. “You're not.” “Sure ?" “Certain.” | And with the clock still ticking | the only other sound, it seemed, in (all the midnight silence of Idiehurst | —the man Willie resumed: “If only people'd learn to take things easy, and not worry them- /selves. But that's the worst of high flying. It's a habit. And |like all habits, it grows on one. I ‘could have stopped working so hard {when I got to three pounds a week, lor four, or five. But I didn't. I |got up to six. And then—then I {won that crossword competition I | was telling you about. And that interest, of an evening *** Anyway, to cut a long story short, one evening she ‘never got back till all hours. And ‘that time I did ask her where she'd been. But all she said was: ‘You mind your own business, Willie. That's about all you do mind these days.’ And the very next day, when I got back from the shop, there was no Flossie-—only a note telling me the name of the chap she'd gone off with, and asking me to divorce her as soon as I could.” Whereupon-—since that incident, also, so nearly paralleled the end of his own marriage- Claude Darrelson scowled at a moth that was flutter- ing round one of the oil lamps that illuminated the tearoom, but the man Willie only laughed. “We'd been married nearly ten years,’ he laughed; “and all’ that time I'd been slaving my insides out. But what did she care? Not a rap. That's a woman all over. A chap can work his head off for her. But when another chap comes along—And there was I, earning my 6 quid a week, with a house and furniture I'd only jus: started pay- ing the installments on and no wom- an to look after them for me; and a damned motorcar I didn't really want because I've always been a simple sort of chap in my tastes.— But the car paid for my divorce, anyway. You don't get all your costs back, though the bally law- years pretend you do. And once I'd got through with the divorce, I began to ask myself whether the high flying was worth while, “And I moved into lodgings. And that, having nothing to worry about except paying my bill each week, gave me more time to think. And the more I thought, the more I came to the conclusion that if only I had a few bob a week of my own, and a roof over my head, and a bit of sport to amuse myself with, and a book or two to read of an evening, I'd be a jolly sight happier than I'd ever been high flying with Flossie.” And on that the voice, which had been growing lazier and lazier, pe- tered out; while the man Willie lit a last gasper, and Darrelson watched him, puzzlement in his eyes. “But if IT understand you,” said Darrelson finally, “your savings were all gone.” “That's so,” agreed the man Wil- lie. “But I wasn't in debt. And, of course, I always had this place to come to. And,” he winked large- ly at the lamplight, “my insurance card had always been stamped reg- ular; and knowing, of old, what a temper the old major had, and how keen he was on only keeping chaps who had ambition and all that sort of rot—And besides, there'd been another combine by then.—So the chances were they'd be cutting down the staff, anyway.——Rationalization, you know.—OCne shop instead of two. As a matter of fact, they gave me 50 quid compensation; and the old major promised to find me some- thing if I'd write him. But, of course, I didn't write him. Why should I? With 50 quid in my pocket, and my insurance cards all stamped, and me only having to take them to the labor exchange to draw 15 bob a week pocket money for the rest of my life.” On which the man Willie, rising languidly from the table, made to turn down one of the lamps, repeat- ing as he did so: “The trouble with most people is ‘that they don't know when they're well off I do. I've got 15 boba week for life—and though they call it the dole, it's nothing of the sort. It's unemployment in:urance, and if I'm not legally entitled to it, after paying my good money inte the fund for twelve years, I should like to know who is.” Whereupon with a last “Gosh, but I'm feeling sleepy,” Darrelson's com- panion signified his intention of go- ing to bed. As he turned down the lamp and they went upstairs together, the grandfather's clock chimed mid- night. Claude Darrelson still standing by his open window-—his mind no long- er empty, but seething with a thou- sand questions. “That man-—this man?" ran some of those questions. “He? I? Where's the difference? But there must be a difference. Am I not legally en- titled to my £1250 a year? Yes, but isn't he legally entitled to his 15 bob a week? Nobody can take mine away from me? Quite—but can anybody take his away from him, either? But he's a waster. Got slack once his wife left him. I didn't. Didn't I, though? Must have slackened off a bit—or the combine wouldn't have put it across me. Fifty pounds, and the dole, compensation. Twenty-five thousand pounds compensation. Where's the (difference? But there must be a difference. He's a liar—said he | was working for his wife. But was I working for my wife? Anyway, ‘I did work. Twelve years. ' So did he, though. I fought in the war, too. But so did he. Paral- lel cases? But, damn it, damn it all, we can't be parallel cases!” And on that Claude Darrelson started to get into bed. It took him—because his unpack- ing before supper, to say nothing | of the wash, had been so perfunc- tory——rather longer than usual to get into bed. inserting himself between the sheets, with the questions still nagging at him, he began to think, about Eileen Butters. A jolly good worker and a jolly But a full hour later founc 'swer to his question, ship. every American will be alert to do his share to change a situation like this. In a few specialized industries wages were 80 high before the slump that they were thought by some to be hurting a man's moral side, but now the hurt is coming from the other end of the scale. “There's only one way out of all this mess,” said a farmer who sold me—no, he almost gave me—a wa- termelon recently. Actually the price of a fair-sized one was fifteen cents. “What's that?” I said, eager for every man's view on this preesnt' economic situation. “Why, we've all got to veer round and go the other way. Now I'li tell you quickly what I mean. You know my big boy. Well, he's been takin’ my big Hudson to gad around with his girl, gaddin’ around just nowhere, too. That's about the ex- act of it. Well that's over at my place. I've run out of money for such stuff. That girl'll either do without the rides, or she'll have to get a fellow whose daddy is an easier mark than I've been the past few years. We've just all been goin’ too fast, and this is the way God has of bringin’ us back to our senses.” I got a good watermelon cheap as dirt, but I got a world of common sense, and, although some readers may not agree with me, some pret- ty good religious philosophy with it. But—and this is a »ig But—how are we going to “veer round,” and better ourselves on too little with- out hurting the moral side? Every man out of a job who has rudimentary sense will jump at a job that buys beans, bread and bacon—if I can use these common old words without appearing to be a booster for a new kind of politician who has just loomed up—in short. at a job that pays a bare living wage. But though he may have bread to eat, it was the Master of men Himself who said, “Man can- not live by bread alone.” The highest glory of our land was our steady progress toward the cul- tural wage. And I think my friend and neighbor, the humble shoe worker, who stirred up this train of thought with his striking phrase, “my moral side,” adds much to defining this hitherto rather vague expression—a cultural wage. Isn't it the wage that leaves a man a little something over, with which to buy some of the better things of life? Or a wage with a n. . Up to the hour of this slump every man responsible for another's wages who was aiming to pay a ‘cultural wage was the true idealist in our cultural development. The men at the treasurer's end of the industrial fame who believe in pay- ing a cultural wage are the hope of industrial society. Every such man whom I know has the utmost good will of his employees. He is more than a manufacturer of the neces- sities of life, he is a manufacturer of a finer brand of Americanism. He is a maker of moral character as well as a maker of boxes, of lumber, of dresses, of iron and steel. We are all agreed that to restore again a living wage to every man who wants to work will be a mighty big step back to national happiness, but industrial leadership should be united in its effort to make the merely living wage as temporary as necessary, and to go on as rapidly as possible toward the goal of a cul- tural wage for every toiler. Who hires the soul of a man hires the whole man. Who hires only a man's muscles hires but half of the creature made in God's own image. { Nothing has brought home to me the tragedy of merely the beans- bacon-and-bread wage so forcibly as the philosophy of my friend, the humble shoe worker, spoken be- tween attempts to knock out a fly ball that his big boy, a high-school senior, couldn't connect with. “What'll happen to that boy if 1 have to let myself down?” he ask- ed me. ‘God only knows,” is the true an- which I an- swered only to myself. He lives ee pretty girl, Eileen Butters. Nothing Lorna-ish nothing Flossie-ish about Eileen Butters. Not that one ‘could really blame Lorna. Or Flos- sie. A woman needed more than | Just money. She needed companion- And children. Yes, but if ¢ne had children, 15 bob a week. | But, dash it, one had £25 a week. I Not very much, that, with children. Ard even if one didn't have, as, of course, one mightn't have, children, one had always made double. Treble. More than treble. But if ever—as seems to the pres- | ent writer, who knows them both, | highly probable—Eileen Butters be- comes Eileen Darrelson, she will have her own maid to turn on her boiling bath water. And if Eileen Butters does not become Mrs. Dar- | | relson it will only be some other ‘girl. Nor will Darrelson’s retire- | ment—though he swears himself ‘happy as a king and his golf handi- {cap is already down to four—last ‘more than a few months longer. For some men Nature rides through | life with her two sharpest spurs— land the name of one of those spurs | the other ‘habit of matrimony." f | Let the present reader, especially {if he is married and of the male | Sex, decide. —Coypright, 1931, by Gilbert Frankau. | to provide the beans, bread and bacon necessary for the six of them (there are three children younger than the daughter.) His daily search for the odd job missed one as often as he found one, and moth- er's small wages kept them from going hungry. “This is the bluest day I've seen in a long list of Sundays. I'm a- tellin’ you,” he said: “You know my girl.” “Yes.” “You know she's wright.” “Yes.” “Well, she's over there in the fac- tory, working and crying, too, 1 guess, right now, because when the high-school bell rings next Monday she's afraid she can't go. I tell you that's tough. I didn't have the advantages. Everybowy who knows me knows, but I want my children to have them. And so does every man that's worth anything these days.” “Yes, I left him bluer than any- one I have seen for a long time, and almost crying, too, even if he had put in ten years on a Wyoming ranch. Here was another man who was blue because the moral side of his life was threatened. And blue be- cause he saw the blow to the moral side of that girl if the school bell rang and she couldn't go. Happily, when Monday came, two high-school boys gave up their jobs and he took their places. This will help to safeguard his daughter's moral side. But his wages! Even if he gets as much as both boys got they are so low that I fear for his moral side as his fellow worker, the philoso- pher, fears for his. Every sensible American will put his shoulder to the wheel of our material progress; will help to drive the ship of state back into the chan- nels of the steady job at any pay; and only the mean, the low, and, I am almost moved to say, the trai- torous among us, will refuse to put their shoulders to the spiritual wheel, too. From the living wage for every man to the cultural wage for every man must be the ultimate goal of our industrial organization and so- ciety, with the capacity and will to progress that have characterized the first 150 years of our short history. '—From the Christian Advocate. NEW YORK WOMAN HID FORTUNE IN PETTICOATS. +Mrs. Ida Mayfield Wood, the little old lady of the Herald Square hotel, New York city, who tearfully sur- rendered $400,000 to her guardians early last week, had another $500,- 000 in cash concealed in her petti- coats, it was revealea later. The 93-year-old recluse accidental- ly dropped a leather pouch on the floor of the hotel room where she is being attended by a nurse. The nurse picked it up and handed it to her. “Let me show you what's in it,” said Mrs. Wood, who once danced with Edward VII when he was Prince of Wales. She drew the strings of the pouch and spread fifty $10,000 bills on the table. The money promptly was turned over to the guardians. There was no great fuss and both- eration about it then as there was earlier in me Week, when Mrs, Wood wept ter at ving to hand over the $400,000. Or like the occasion about two weeks ago when she went to her bed, pulled a sugar bag containing $50,000 in bonds from under the mattress and flung it in the face of a lawyer, appointed as temporary guardian. Nor was it like the occasion when she pulled out $5000 faded cur- rency from a pocket in her dress, threw it on the floor, stamped on it and kicked it all over the room. Most of the bills found in the leather sack and in the paper bag were faded, many of them being more than 50 years old. It had been known that Mrs. Wood, once the belle of New York, had sufficient money to take care of herself. But no one imagined she had nearly $1,000,000 hidden in her room and about her person. She was held to be incompetent recently and the courts appointed distant relatives to be her guardians. The aged woman's friends say she objects to being bothered. Now that they have taken away her money she weeps in her modest hotel room. For years she has lived at the old hotel, cooking her own meals in her room on a tiny electric stove. Few persons ever went to see her and she did not go out. RAISE GIANT OYSTER An oyster as large as a pancake! Fried, baked or broiled oyster—a half-dozen for a family, not for one nerson—may be the future of this famed delicacy if scientific work on the oyster proves successful. . A half-dozen such oysters wil have far more food value and finer flavor than a five-pound roast of beef, and they will be served ir much the same way. Among the many mysteries about itself, which the oyster holds with: in its tight-lipped shell, is it's owr personal diet. It seems incredible that althougt And just as he was (is “habit of money-making” and of the oyster has been in existence fo some thousands of years nobody has ever found out what it eats. So science is busily studying sea-wate) diet with the idea that alot may be accomplished in oyster cultivation.