—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Bellefonte, Pa., July 10, 1981. THE TOWN OF DON'T YOU WORRY. There is a town called Don't-You-Worry, On the banks of the River Smile, ‘Where the Cheer-up and Be-Happy Blossoms sweetly all the while, Where the Never-Grumble flower Blooms beside the fragrant Try, And the Never-Give-Up and Patience Point their faces to the sky. In the valley of Contentment, In the province of I-Will, You will find this lovely city, At the foot of No-Fret hill. Named the Very-Seldom-Frown. Rustic benches, quite enticing, You'll find scattered here and there; And to each a vine is clinging Called the Frequent-Earnest-Prayer, Everybody there is happy And is singing al! the while, In the town of Don’t-You-Worry, On the banks of the River Smile. BEHIND THE BULKHEAD It is entirely safe to say that at least five million men in America today would understand the feeling of horror that came over Sid Barney at 6:10 A. M. on the morning of August 21, 1918. Barney's horror come from no physical danger. The weather was warm and clear. On the eastern edge of the ocean toward Europe (which was only about one hundred miles away) a rosy glow told of the rising sun. A vagrant gull circled smooth over head. The sea was and very blue. There was nothing to unnerve a healthy young man of twenty-two, a crack baseball player and some- thing of a boxer, in merely standing on a vessel's deck and drinking in fresh, crisp air of a high-sea dawn. And yet Barney's face was ashen, his eyes were staring, his knees felt weak beneath him, and his stomach had that sick, “gone” sort of feeling which a fellow feels just before the referee blows the whistle for the kickoff. Briefly the situation was this: When war was declared in 1917, Sid- ney Barney had just been about to graduate from the University of Chicago. He to enter his father's law firm, the well known Barney & Birdsell. Instead chose to serve his country by join- ing the Great Lakes Naval Training school at Chicago. He soon got a commission as ensign and took com- mand of an armed on an American merchant ship plying be- tween Boston and Liverpool. For a year this ship successfully beat off German submarines and made her regular voyages. Not until August 19, 1918, was she torpedoed off -the coast of Ireland. The commander of the U-boat, Lieutenant the Baron Gerlach, chose to set all hands adrift in their lifeboats, to be picked up by the first destroyer patrol that pass- ed that way. To Barney he said at the time in perfect English: “I think I will take you with me. I have never known an American. It will be a pleasure to find out what they are like.” It was not a new idea. In the World war, U-boat commanders of- ten took a prisoner or two along with them, either for entertainment or for purpose of pumping them for information. “All right, Captain,” said Barney, because it wouldn't have done him a bit of good to say an else. Two days later the U-boat had th luck to fall in with a derelict, the half submerged huil of a tramp steamer that had apparently been to and had failed to sink. Behind this bulk Baron Gedlach put his U-boat with its decks just awash. “We now have a blind such as one uses in shooting ducks,” he explain- ed to Barney. There was a sinister assurance in his remark that made Barney ask: “Will the ducks soon come?” The Baron waved a yellow raido dispatch blank on which a message was written in German. “This morning, Herr Barney, orders tell me.” And now, just as the Baron kad predicted a few moments before, Barney saw on the western horizon a wide black smudge which as he watched rapidly spread and reform- ed into a score of smaller black smudges. It was so terrible that it sickened Barney. At the same time it was so pleasing to the commander of the U-boat that he touched Barney on the shoulder and exclaimed: “You see, Herr Barney, it is part luck and part efficiency! It is luck we can hide behind this bit of wreckage right in the path of the convoy: but it is efficiency that my radio dispatch tells me the night before to be ready.” “You're really going--to sink one of them without warning?” Bar- ney’s breath was short as if he had been running. The Baron spread both hands paim up and shrugged his bony shoulders. “It is the only way.” Suddenly his tall figure stiffened. Over his shoulders he snapped an my order. At once the wireless mast was folded. All hatches but one secured. Everything was made ready for submoarging. He clapped his hands in kind of glee. “Only six destroyers!” he ex- claimed. “And the ships are well behind them. We shall sink three, I think! Oh, easily three!” Three ship loads of Americans to drown and suffocate! At this moment a kind of mad- ness seized Barney. Near the Baron's feet on the little connecting tower deck layed a roll- ed-up signal flag. Before the Ge: man could stop him, Barney seized he Officer saluted smartly and made ‘ning feet shouts. | When he reached on the derelict's westward foamed an I 5o5 g sili < . . attack he felt the German would make. If the Baron tried to kill him for having thwarted the torpe- doing of the troop ships he would not be surprised. a low folding chair near the bulkhead and closed the door d The Baron then bowed deeply. “First, let me apologize,” he said to Barney's wonderment, “for hav- ing struck you. I do not usually treat you prisoners that way.” “Don't mention it, Captain,” said Barney, trying to smile. “I'd have ‘swung on you if I'd seen you first.” The Baron bowed solemnly agai. “What has gone on is the fortune of war. 1 expect we may all be dead in a few minutes.’ “A shot-hole in our tow- er,” the Baron continued coolly. “The destroyer you signaled opened fire before we got our hatches clos- ed. It was long range, but she 'got in one three-inch just aft the periscope before we went under.” Before the Baron could continue, the door opened and a German petty al report in his own e. Alnwst at the same instant a terrific con- cussion shook the U-boat from end ‘to end. Her lights went out. The deck under Barney's feet hove up- ward and then listed several de- grees to starboard. When at last the light came on again, Lieutenant the Baron Gerlach was standing exactly where he had i 'been before. The petty officer had reco. The Baron went on as if nothing had happened. “Our pumps are taking care of the shot-hole. But there is worse danger. Apparently the same projectile nicked our oil tanks just under the skin further aft. So as we sit here below and pump we are leaving a good trail for the destroyer to follow. When she is in position she drops a depth bomb and we fall to pieces.” “Then you are lost,” declared Barney bravely. It was not a pleasant thought to feel he must go to the bottom. But he knew that his sacrifice might mean saving the lives of thousands of other Ameri- CARS. “Ah-ah, Herr Barney, you do not know the trade. When the last depth bomb came down I let go a lot of oil and a little wreckage. The wreckage I have kept lashed for weeks near our conning tower for just that pu . When those abroad the destroyer see the oil and wreckage appear immediately after the explosion of their bomb they will conclude they had sunk me." “But don't they still hear pumps and engines through listening devices?” The Baron swung the compartment door wide. The U-boat's interior was a silent tomb. “We have plugged the shot-hole now. Every piece of machinery is stopped. The crew have orders to sit and play cards until further orders, and in the morning we shall be at our post for another troop convoy which is coming on the same course.” Four hours later the U-boat came ‘to the surface. She came very slowly. And before she “broke water’ her “asparagus,” as German U-boat sailors called a periscope in 1918, was cautiously raised and the sea scrutinized. No other craft was in sight. Not a smoke or a sail was visible to show that men ever used the sea for traffic. Oniy about a mile away was the queer lifeless bit of wreckage that had been there before. The U-boat emerged until not only her bridge above the conning tow- er was out of the water but her long steel-plated deck. The lid of her main hatch opened, and out stepped the tall Baron Gerlach. When Barney joined him the Baron pointed abeam and said: “There Herr American, is our blind for hunting some more ducks.” | Barney was too surprised to an- swer. Yes, there was the same derelict that had been floating by the submarine in the morning. One end of her was still nearly submerg- ed, but the other projected high enough to make a perfect screen for | the U-boat to lurk behind. “But why didn't the destroyer stick around?” was his puzzled query. | ‘The Baron gave a short laugh. “I | told you, Herr Barney, that |sank us with their depth least they had good reason to be- | your their a distance of about ten feet. made him angry to be treated this way. Yet he could not blame the He crawled out over the derelict's rusted bridge and dropped down to her well deck, whick was awash. At least he would get Heine's feet wet. But the German sailor was too Ta a to To craw! up the slippery plating that led to the main deckhouse the seaman merely grinned and waited for him. He was sure he had the American prisoner in a safe place. By this time the sun had dip, ped below the horizon, and the twilight Ing of an early evening was shifting down upon the sea. stood Barney by the deckhouse door and gazed SPrang despairingly westward, the direction from which the doomed convoy Of would come in the morning. ‘“pgs-t!" The first he heard the little hiss he thought it was the whis- per of the water along the broken deck seam. ‘Then came a distant low spoken call: “Hey, buddy! He dared not seem to hear. Be- sid, ti mind. He glanced back to where the was standing. Luckily at that moment the German was staring at a school of porpoises which were : Quickly Barney stepped close “$0 the door, gl inside the gloomy interior as he did so. Despite the darkness his eyes could make out two shadowy forms in American Naval uniform. He leaned up against the door frame in a position that made it seem that he, too, was watching the porpoises; yet one ear was cocked clear. “Say,” said alow voice from with- in, “we know your face, but we've forgotten your name; any way you are an American. Heaven only knows why you are on an enemy sub! But we figure you wouldn't have a guard if you were one of ‘em.” “That's right,” replied Barney in an undertone. “Well,” went on the voice, “we're here to signal in the morning when the sub pulls out and submerges. Our boats are coming back early enough to be on hand when the convoy passes. Guess it was you that gave us the high sign this morning.” “It was,” whispered Barney. “But didn't you report having sunk us,” ‘““Sure. But that was just to fool the enemy into coming back here again. The skipper let us drop off here and hide behind a loose bulk- head and keep watch. Now you better go back and not give 'em any idea we're here.” With beating heart Barney obey- ed. The thought that two of his own kind were right there aboard the derelict filled him with new hope. The knowledge that the enemy was to be outwitted elated him. The assurance that the convoy was to be saved delighted him. Then, suddenly, Barney realized that his own death warrant was sealed. If the U-boat went down, he must sink to his death with her. Grimly, he rejoined his guard. The seaman turned to follow him to the U-boat. When Barney sauntered around the derelict’s deck to stall for time the seaman grunted impatiently. In a flash of anger Barney turned on the man. He was going to give him a piece of his mind. Instinctively the German reached for his cultlass. By chance at that moment Bar- ney noted that they were hidden from the U-boat by the body of a ventilat- ing cowl which rose from the dére- lict’s tilted deck ‘This fact and his impulsive resentment spurred him to rebellious action. He stepped for- ward and sent a smashing blow to the German's chin. Down the sea- man thudded. Then in a flash Bar- ney had a great idea. He leaned down and snatched off the sailor's cap. In five more sec- onds he had unbuttoned the jacket and rolled the limp body out of it. With the cutlass strap he hobbled the man's legs. With his own hand- kerchief torn into two pieces he tied the wrists behind their owner and tightly his mouth. Then, ga cap, blouse and cutlass into his arms, he causuall bomb-—dt made his way aft to the doors | where the two American Navy men it might be a delusion of his it was a ghastly thought. | ‘were secreted. He thrust the ar- ticles in and called out softly: “Here's our chance. It's nearly One of you dress up like my "m : idea?” from within. “Hurry up, you ham! hissed Bar- Re iext morning, just as the Baron predicted, there came to be seen on the western horizon a wide black ya i came along a main seam aft. Three figures on the U-boat's lit- ° tle bridge struggled frantically with some line and what appeared to be a piece of torn underwear. At the same moment the U-boat began to circle. Then she hoisted the white underwear—a signal of surrender. “Submarine there!” hailed the American destroyer. “Do you sur- render? “Of course we do!” came the as- tounding answer back-—shouted with ,a good old Yankee 4 The destroyer came alongside just as the main hatch of the submarine opened. One by one the crew of the captured enemy came on deck. Their faces were blank with amaze- ment. “Yes, this fellow Barney happened Deige to be aboard her,” one of the dere- lict's “socuts” said later to the com- officer of the destroyer. “It was an idea for one of us to dress up in the uniform of his guard and get aboard. We had quite a scrap in capturing the skipper and two deck hands.” A cry came from the destroyer's bridge. “Hey Come aboard! She's going under!" True. The enemy was at least going to save his vessel from fall- into the hands of the Americans. A watchful engineer had opened the sea cocks. As the last captive to the destroyer’s deck the doomed U-boat went down in a swirl green. “Well, old man,” said the destroy- er's skipper to Barney, if you could do that every day we'd end this blistering war!" Industrial School News. THE 1981 WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL Last summer the Watchman pub- lished a cut and description with measurements of Miss Dorothy Dell Goff, 17-year old girl of New Orleans, ‘who was chosen at Galveston, 1930, “the most beautiful girl in the d:” A pink-and-white blonde, 5% eet tall, weight 122 , bust measure 34 inches, waist 26 inches, hips 36 inches, ankles 8 inches, wore 2 AA slippers. Miss Netta Duchateau, a Belgian girl has just been declared winner of the Galveston pageant for 1931. Chosen by “La Patrie,” Belgian magazine, to represent her country, Miss Duchateau started on thelong trip to America. About $1,500 was spent for clothes in Paris and she was ready to conquer the assembled beauties of the world—and she did. Her bust measures 331% inches; her waist, 27 inches; her hips, 37% inches. She has had what would amount to a Junior College aducation here— six years of school work after her graduation from the gymnasium, which corresponds to our primary grades. Omelets prepared in every con- ceivable way and cantaloupes which are plentiful in Belgium, chiefly compose Miss Duchateau's diet. Lit- tle or no meat appear on her menu. For all of her slim 20 years, Miss Universe has done more than win a beauty contest. She has the brains and nerve to qualify as a licensed pilot. She has been flying since she was 18 and loves it. ‘great for the eyes. For the | FOR DAILY THOUGHT Every man in the brags band thinks his instrument makes the best music. ms -—Good color combinations are too. Doesn't it pep you up to know you're looking smart and jaunty? Color, rightly chosen, makes you look that way. What color combinations are in fashion. White-and-something is one of summer's best. And the “some- thing” can be most anything, since all colors look fine with white. w hite-and-bright red, whit e-and- bright green, white-and-yellow— these are some of the most effective. With brown as a starter, put with it white, yellow or beige, and your costume is a pleasant harmony. With navy blue, the smartest ac- cent is white and yellow is next. But a newer note is the green accent on navy, while lighter blue is always a safe choice. A very new idea is a beige cos- ‘ tume with deep red accessories. But to be really effective, the red must be almost a burgundy and used with discretion. A hat, handbag and flower of this red would be quite sufficient with a beige dress. If you wear gray, try with it handbag and shoes. It's different looking. More diffi- cult to wear—but individual if it's —is gray with a yellow scarf, bag and belt. Three color costumes are harder to put together, of course. But if your second accent color is white, then it's easier. A brown costume with vellow and white accessories, for instance. Or a na costume with lighter blue and Navy can be smartly combined with lighter blue and lighter brown; with dark brown and just a y red. Er am es is one wa pu or the costume. With a brown coat you could smartly wear an all white dress, an apple green dress with white trimming, or a printed dress touch of deep bu A dark coat that combined brown and beige yel- Miss Duchateau has a $2,500 prize award and a $1,000 silver as spoils of her victory. plaque BANK MAKES PHOTO OF ALL CHECKS CASHED When a housewife loses the can- celed check that shows she has paid her gorcery bill, and the grocer in- sists she hasn't paid it, she needn't worry under a new scheme of check photography recently instituted bya large bank with offices throughout the country. She has merely to take her supposed creditor to the bank, where a photograph of the canceled check will be flashed on a screen at her request. The photo- graph is acceptable legal evidence that the bill is paid. Every check drawn by one of the bank's depositors is photographed upon a strip of motion picture film when it returns through the regular collect on channels, with a machine invented by a New York banker and perfected by the Eastman Ko- dak Company. The device ends disputes over unpaid bills and guards against forgery. WILL CREATES SANCTUARY FOR BIRDS AND BEASTS Hopkington, N. H.—A paradise for bird and beast will be created in a forest preserve here at a cost of half a million dollars. The sanctuary, to eventually cover 1,000 acres, has been made possible under the will of Samuel Myron Chase of that town and Chicago, who died recently. Mr. Wats: “Where shall I hide Tommy's birthday present?” Mrs. Wats: “It will be perfectly | safe in the bathroom.” low, with maybe a spot of green or red here and there. Scarf, short jacket, belt, handbag, gloves, hat, jewelry and boutonniere are the best places to put your sharp color accents. And not in all of those places at once, either. With a bright navy suit, for ex- ample, smartly proportioned colors would be navy blue shoes, navy handbag, white-and-yeliow scarf, white gloves, yellow bracelet. With a white dress, your belt, handbag and necklace could bright red. But your gloves, hat and shoes would better be white. When darker colors are used as ac- cents on white it's possible to use more of them. It is sheer nonsense not to have something of the openwork variety in wool in the wardrobe these days, with everyone wearing them and looking so nonchalantly comfortable and cool in them Contrasting jumper or jacket isa smart thing these days. You have no idea how you will meet the con- trasting theme everywhere you go. -—Greens are gold mines for vita- mins. You know, the closer a plant is to the sun, the more vita- mins it will gather unto itself. And since the sun beats down on the greens in the growing all day long, it is only logical to reason that they embody in themselves the life-pro- longing vitamins. Spinach was for a long, long time the ugly duckling of the vegetable family. And it was left severely alone, as the ugly duckling prover- bially is. But now, thanks to the scientists, who declare spinach vita- min-filled food, spinach has become almost as necessary to the daily diet as the potato. And there are other greens, just as valuable, just as healthful. The markets are filled with them these days. Kale, for example; it is a sort of understudy to spinach. The leaves are a trifle coarser, but they are just that much easier to clean, and kale is prepared exactly as you would prepare and cook spin- ach. You may have it boiled or creamed, or with a butter sauce; season it nicely, and it will prove as appetizing as it is good. And, speaking of cleaning greens thoroughly, let me give you a few simple suggestions: Immerse head vegetables in cold salted water to which a teaspoon of vinegar is added. Before washing, soak for a few minutes to remove any impurities which may cling to the leaves. In washing greens, lift the leaves from the water. This method cleans the leaves thoroughly. In simply draining the water off, the grit is washed back into the leaves. Avoid any prolonged cooking of greens or the vitamins are destroyed. When the leaves begin to darken in color you lmow they are being over- cooked. If you have a prejudice against the flavor associated with spinach, try chard instead. Chard, too, is easier to clean, and it com- bines the best features of spinach and celery. Cut off the root end of the chard to se te the leaves. Beet tops e an excellent ad- dition to the “greens” family. The leaves must be green and crisp and devoid of any holes. Both the leaves and the stems may be used. Cook beet tops in a few tablespoons of hot water to keep them from scorching. Cook them rapidly for fiteen minutes, then serve seasoned with salt and pepper and melied butter. Dandelion greens are a delicacy. | You'll find they have attained quite a dignified status in the city mar- kets. Wash the dandelion and re- move the coarse, outside leaves. place the greens in a cheesecloth bag and plunge them in boiling wa- ter for five minutes. To remove any bitter taste place them in another ketle with fresh boiling water and cook for about twenty minutes. Sea- son and serve with melted butter. white-and-navy, be boxes and FARM NOTES. —As soon as the picking season is over, work should be started in rejuvenating the strawberry bed. The first step is to remove the straw mulch by raking. Cultivation should follow immediately. An application of nitrogenous fertilizer then will stim- ulate new growth. —To prevent damage by wind the ‘taller flowers should be staked, say ‘Penn State ornamental horticultur- ists. These stakes should be as in- conspicuous as possible. —Next month Chinese or celery cabbage can be planted for fall use. The last planting of corn can be ‘made July 1 to 5. Sow late lettuce ‘and endive. Beets and carrots for ' winter can be sown July 1. Beans for the fall crop can also be planted. —Hens may be broken of broodi- ness by removing them from the flock, placing them in a broody coop, and feeding a balanced ration. Very often old coatings of paint fail to give adequate protection against weathering long before they 'flake noticeably. This is es y true of flat-grained boards of light ht, fine textured species that hold paint well. —Sod orchards which were plowed this spring should be reseeded now to a cover crop. Legumes, such as alfalfa, sweet clover, common clovers, soybeans, and vetches are preferable. — apples and peaches in- creases size of fruit, improves color, eliminates breakage, and reduces harvesting costs. | —To control Colorado potato beetle spray with 4 pounds of lead arsenate or 3 pounds of calcium arsenate in 1100 gallons of bordeaux. Any properly prepared garden soil is suitable for endive. Sow in rows 18 inches to 2 feet apart, to allow for cultivation and thin the ‘plants to 1 foot apart in the rows. The leaves are blanched either by tying together with some soft ma- terial, or by standing boards on each side of the row, bringing them to- ‘gether in an inverted V. In two |weeks to a month the heart of the plant will be nicely blanched. If the inner leaves are wet they are likely ‘to rot. Endive will not endure hard frost, and it is usual to lift the plants in the fall, and set in a frame where they may be blanched under mats. The plants may also be set in shallow t into the cellar for storage and blanching. ~-It should be kept in mind that any four-horse abreast hitch for a ky plow with no horse on the plowed ground is bound to cause in- creased draft because of the tenden- cy of the plow to run sideways. The tandem hitch, two horses in front and two behind, is the only really satisfactory four-horse sulky plow hitch. One can secure a leaflet the Horse Association of America, Union Stock yards, Chicago, for Uliion. Stock yards, Chicago, forth —Poultry raisers who can spare a little time should study up the art of caponizing. Capons demand a good price upon the market, and are always in good demand. The opera- tion process is easily learned and is so profitable that it pays any poultry- man to try his hand at it. The slips are not lost, and if you kill a few by practicing you can sell the carcass on the market or use it for home consumption. Of course is is neces- sary that you have proper tools to do this work, but these can be pur- chased at poultry supply stores any- where. —Some farmers make the mistake of turning young calves, those under six months old, on pasture, expecting them to get most, if not all, of their feed from grass alone. The most successful dairyman, those who have well grown heifers for herd replace- ments, continue their calves on grain, skim milk, and hay until they are well on to nine months old before they depend entirely on pasture to supply all the feed. This plan saves the needed pasture. —Cows as well as people need va- cations if they are to do their best work, says Prof. H. A. Hooper, of the New York State College of Agri- culture. Six weeks is the minimum and cows in poor condition should have a rest of two months between lactation periods. It is not generally understood, says Professor Hooper, that when a cow is producing milk she uses the min- erals from her body faster than they can be replaced. A cow producing 6,000 pounds of milk a year must manufacture 750 pounds of dry mat- ter, or more than is contained in the carcass of a 1,250 pound steer. If a cows is given little or no rest, she enters the next lactation period in a weakened and run-down condition with the result that she can produce less milk than she could have had she been dried off a few weeks be- fore she freshened. It is false ec¢on- omy, according to Professor Hooper, to try to keep cows in nearly con- stant production. To allow them to replace the min- erals which have gone into the pro- duction of milk, cows that are dry | during the pasture season shouldre- | ceive legume hays and pasture or be ‘allowed to graze on a legume pas- ture. At other times legume hays | and silage should be fed to dry cows | if possible. —Get after the red mites in the hen-house before they cause a drop in egg production. Before the poultry mites become too numerous is the time to treat the roosts and other parts of the house. Hot weather is most favorable to the reproduction of the mites and they multiply very rapidly, soon causing a falling off in egg produc- tion. ‘These mites are much more {harmful than the lice that live on | the body of the hen all the time.