— Wednesday evening's slight fall of “the beautiful” was probably “the onion snow.” i —Mayor Jimmie Walker, of New York, denies the allegation that he is incompetent and offers to lick the allegator, —We wish some of these fellows who are so persistently telling us that good times are just around the corner would be a bit more specific and tell us which corner. ~The employment situation around | here is evidently improving. We know a fellow who has been paint- ing his own house who put himself on a nine hour shift yesterday so he will get through quicker to get back | to fishing again. . —The further they go at Harris- | burg the more certain it becomes | that all the State is to get out of the many Pinchot campaign promises is the rural roads building and even the Governor has admitted that there will be no money to carry | that out, ¢ RE Trouble. When President Hoover appointed William D. Mitchell, of Minnesota, a Democrat who had voted against the candidate of his party, to the office of Attorney General, he imagined that he was simply recompensing a personal service. It was taking a long chance and in the light of recent de- | velopments, a rather grave mistake, Mr. Mitchell may have voted against religion or on account of fanaticism of some other sort. Or he may have Attorney General Mitchell Makes A Wise and Proper Recommendation. Disappoin | The majority report of the Senate | committee investigating the Public | Service Commission recommends leg- islation providing that the power of appointing members of the Commis- sion be vested in the Superior court, |“so that the Public Service Commis- ' sion shall be an independent and un- | fettered agency.” There are substan- tial reasons for this solution of a vex- program the candidate of his party because of tion of President Coolidge, whenever ‘the Tariff Commission made a deci- Ermer ene Improvement. About the fiftieth time within a year Roger Babson assures the pub- lic that “this month for the first time since the summer of 1929 revealed a | From the Philadelphia Inquirer. | Booms and slumps may come and ‘go, but the fake stock swindler is al- | ways among us. The immediate com- | t now is not from Philadelphia, 'but from the supposedly sophistica- 'SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTO | minors under 16 years | to 48 hours a week, ! finally by the Senate. | for and 19 against. i —Martha Jensen, aviator who | dangers of transpacific flying sucessfully, refused to permit himself to be lowered ‘into an anthracite mine while on a visit at Ashland, Pa., because he admitted he | thought it too dangerous. | | three stations from an agency to a non- agency basis. The stations are Kerr- | moor and Dimeling, Clearfield county, {and Arcadia, Indian county. | —While one of his five children looked (on, John Z. Oksek, 45, a miner of Acosta, | Somerset county, on Monday, atfached | two sticks of dynamite to his belt, set (them off and was blown to bits. Police | said Oksek was out of work, and was | despondent and had threatened members definite turn for the better in the ted citizens of New York. Salesmen .. is family. business situation.” The only practi- cal difference between this statement those previously issued by Mr. is that this one was deliver- ed to President Hoover dircct while the others were detoured to him by way of Wall street where the infor- | peddling wild-cat stocks cost the vic- | tims half a million dollars in the | month of March alone. This is a low average. It is safe to Say Sunt the | losses in a year would go beyond | $6,000,000. The surprising thing is | that this should be possible during a | period when ‘sion adverse to the President's views mation was obtained and the prepa- ors are mighty cautious about what | absorbed the absurd idea that Her. the body was reconstructed, thus ad- | bert Hoover is a great business gen- | the members that their —At this writing their respective |, . uo could and would steer the tenure of office depended upon obedi-| standings put the Athletics and the Phillies in the same class as base- ball aggregations. And neither Al Simmons nor “Chuck” Klein would have been missed much had they both been left to “hold out” as long as they wanted to. —The new moon is lying flat on it's back and believers in signs as- sure us that that means a dry one. If there is anything in it farmers are going to have another short hay crop. Right now is the time when cool and very wet weather is needed to produce good grass. --The Japanese Prince who is be- | ing royally entertained in this coun- try just now is doubtless a fine young man, but he is in no danger of being sought by American cig- arettee manufacturers to permit the use of his picture on the bill boards advertising their products. —This week “Uncle Sam” makes announcement, through local agencies, that part of the forty-five million dollar drought relief fund appropri- ated by the last Congress is avail- Ship of State into a high tide of prosperity. Some men normally in- telligent and well meaning had such foolish notions then. It appears, however, that notwith- standing that mental aberration Mr. Mitchell still cherishes some of the principles of Jefferson and the Dem- ocratic party. That is, he has decid- ed aversion to giving unrestrained power to big business to violate ex- isting laws in order to promote their selfish interests. Influenced by these ideas of government, in a speech delivered in Minneapolis, the other day, he expressed a purpose to prevent a scheme carefully concocted by President Hoover and Secretary of the Interior Wilbur to regulate, by collusion, the production of oil, palpably “in restraint of trade” and directly in opposition to the provis- fons of the Sherman anti-trust law. Secretary Wilbur, who seems to be exem the evil rather than the good of the “scholar in politics,” con- ceived the idea of limiting the pro- duction of oil by an agreement among the producers, in order to “stabilize able to farmers in Centre county the industry,” or in other words, to oor to discharge who need it. What a joke the pro-| jack up prices to the consumers and lo vio action was that they had dis- posal is. In the first place every | profits for the producers. President farmer who planned any seeding | Hoover had given cordial approval this spring is already at it. In the to this scheme and Secretary of second, by the time he went through Commerce Lamont promptly ex- the red tape necessary to procure question Col. Henry W. statement of facts concerning the history and legends of Central Penn- sylvania. Col. Shoemaker's hobby is digging into musty records and in- terviewing “oldest residents” to the end that he might compile and put in lasting reference form the interest- ing incidents of the early days of New York or Chicago about every | The other day Secretary of State this section of Pennsylvania. For years he has devoted his leisure | time to converting the unwritten local history, the word-of-mouth stories of our communities, into printed sketches. ‘Through his ef- forts many facts that might other wise have died with the present gen- eration have been preserved for g : sons in the same families are that vey of the industrial equipment i United States would show that there is a productive capacity now that could supply the normal needs of a population three times as we have. If such is the foolish it is to think we our mills and mines and farms going to capacity without foreign markets §5e |who are fearful that they pressed his sanction. But Attorney it would be too late | General Mitchell has now complete- nouncing that he will resist it with all the force of the Department of Justice as a violation of the -trust laws. It may cost Mitchell job —The importance of a rebellion in one of those Central American Re- publics might be better understood if one stops to consider that thirteen Sandino men captured a big town in Nicaragua the other day. gansgsters capture a night club in twenty-four hours and nobody thinks of calling that a rebellion. And foreign countries don't line “the Bat- tery” and the “Gold Coast” with warships to take off their subjects might be captured in another night club. The Congressional Gerrymander, The new Congressional apportion- ment bill, prepared at the headquar- ters of the Republican State machine, was introduced in the Senate by Sen- ator McClure, of Delaware county, on Monday evening. It is probably the only t measure that will be considered at this ses- sion, though Senatorial, Representa- tive and Judicial reapportionments are due. The decrease in the delega- tion from thirty-six to thirty-four made the reconstruction of the Con- gressional districts imperative, and political expediency was the only thing considered in framing the measure. Following the lines of least resist- ance the bill makes no changes in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. There may be a few voters in each of these cities who would have prefer- red an alteration of the district boun- daries but the machine managers are satisfied and nothing else matters. The main purpose of the bill is to make the election of a Democratic in Pennsylvania prac- pending measure will achieve that re- sult, which will be quite as pleasing to Pinchot as to the Mellons and Gen- eral Martin. . In our own district Bedford and Blair counties are added to Clear- field and Centre, to make up the new Twenty-third district which may cause a contest between Representa- tives Chase and Kurtz for the seat. The shifting of Northumberland coun- ty from the Seventeenth to the Shoe- string district and Huntingdon coun- ty to the York district will throw either Mugrady or Beers out of a job or set Haines, of York, outside to take up the surplus. And foreign |the breast works. Altogether the bill, countries, being worse off than we which is said t o have been written are, can’t buy our surplus because by State Treasurer Martin, is about our tariff walls prevent them from |as complete, not to say vicious, a paying for it in products that they |g manufacture, mine or grow. errymander as has ever been im- posed on a helpless people. Thirteen | lence to the appointing power. This | action perverted the Tariff Commis- sion into an agency of injustice. | No matter what name the Public | Service Commission is called, and no questions brought before it upon mer- it and according to the judgment of | its members it cannot render valua- to the public. In order to | fulfill its obligations to the interests in contention before it, complete | freedom of thought and action is es- sential. The fault of the Public Serv- {ice Commission of Pennsylvania, in ‘recent years, lies in the fact that it | was under duress to serve the inter- | ests of the Republican machine rath- ler than those of the people concerned in its decisions. Appointments were made with that understanding. During his previous term of office Governor Pinchot attempted to dis- miss certain members of the Com- not contribute much to the interest of the public it will add considerably to “the gayety of nations.” i Ls m— | | New Policy in Nicaragua. | The administration policy with re- | spect to Nicaragua has been reversed. Stimson announced that “this gov- ernment cannot undertake the gener- al protection of Americans through- out that country with American for- ces.” In other words, those adventur- ous Americans who undertake busi- gua or elsewhere will have to take care of themselves. If they behave themselves and the government at Washington attends strictly to its own business, they will probably need no other protection, If, on the other hand, they misbehave, or the government at Washington provokes resentment, they or the government at Washington are to biame. This would seem to the average mind to be an eminently just and American be protected by the American army. Soon afterward American marines ration and publicity paid for. ' Roger Babson is one of those pro- essional figure jugglers who confuse average man and woman by pa- rading percentages, speculating on possibilities and pretending powers prophesy and fool the credulous. claims to have predicted some i pted | ing | matter what type of men composeit, time in advance of the Wall street | toch age in = not even make | unless it is absolutely free to decide | panic was approaching and ever since has been promising the return of pros- erity to the great delight of Presi- t Hoover and the disappointment f the vast army of job hunters. With the opening of Spring life naturally brightens up. Agricultural activity sets in, building operations and industrial enterprises de- velop, as a rule .About this time last year Mr. Babson and most of the other professional wizzards of fin- told the people that “prosperity around the corner,” and that a surprisingly brief period it bloom from one § ih distress our District, the Twenty-third, and puts Bedford and Blair in with us, The new arrangement would make the District more overwhelmingly Republican, but that will not worry Democrats half as much as it will some of the leaders of the favored party. men J. Banks Kurtz, of Blair, and Congressman J. Mitchell Chase, of Clearfield, would have to pitch pen- nies “or sumpin” to determine which one goes onto the congres- sional scrap heap in the event the bill should pass in its present form. ~—The Sheetz family broke ground, last week, at the “Red Roost” for the erection of a story building, 24x32 feet in size, a new home for their ——Senator Davis’ announced speech-making itinerary would indi- cata that he is a candidate for re- election. But puddler Jim is “devil- ish sly.” ~The dry women having paid tribute to President Hoover's fidelity to the cause, he tried to flirt with the wets but with little success. —A con suggests that money is the sufferer from unemployment, But it also has the greatest power of endurance. ———Philadelphia has started a movement to eliminate plant pests. What that city really needs is the elimination of political pests. —Secretary of Labor Doak is doing his best to justify the opposi- tion of the American Federation of Labor to his appointment. ————— A ——————. ——AsS the session of the Legisla- ture advances the chance of the ful- fillment of Mr. Pinchot’s promises recedes. ——Barclay Warburton Jr. may not be exactly “a chip off the old block,” but he is certainly a hum- dinger. ——Somebody ought to send out an expedition to find the lost adminis- tration policy concerning Nicaragua. In other words, Congress- they buy in the legitimate securities | | market. But when plausible agents | come along to “let you in” on some- that is sure to return big divi- | on the investment, men and | women who have laid away a sum of | tem to b ! The : : i : 28 : ; |in onder to protect the pu | the depredations of raiders are laws which keep der constant watch and creasingly difficult for th ate.” we. Peuusyivanis th} by the passage of hat is popularly known as “blue sky law.” The Securities Commission is part of the Banking Department, and it has a staff of investigators whose business it is to run down suspected stocks and bonds. No firm or salesman has au- thority to do business until register- ed; and after that the Commission has power to uire the dealer to file a list of securities being u_— no law_Do MARE how air —can protect men women themselves. Gullible persons Eg hi i From the Pittsburgh Press, President Hoover has should like to carrots and certified milk other things good for children. But we can't. In the desk lies a tch that beet workers of a large proportion of whom are children, i ; § i i 4 awk 3 portionment bill introduced in the State Senate, on Monday, by Sen- May ) as National Child Health Day. | —An unidentified man riding the New | York Central freight train which left Newberry Junction for Corning, N. Y,, | fell from the top of one of the cars while | the train was passing Jersey Shore, on | Monday, and was instantly killed. The Iman was well dressed and carried a | wrist watch with the initials M. M. D. —The Mill Hall brick works, which | suspended operation some time ago, re- {sumed with full force and capacity on | Monday. This will give employment to ia number of men in the woods and at | the mines, many of whom have been idle since the shutting down of the mill, With the advent of spring and the build- ing operations that naturally follow, it is hoped it means all summer work. —Thwarted in his purpose to take his own life two years ago, when a self-in. flicted wound in the head failed to kill him, Dewey Newman, 32, single of Leb- anon, committed suicide early Sunday morning. After telling his sister, Mra. Dehart, and his housekeeper, Jen- Kreiser, of his decision to try a time “to end it all," Newman shot gun to blow off the top of his i ii —Edawrd Decker, well known retired business man of Lock Haven, was killed, on Monday evening, when he was crush- ed by his own automobile, driven by his wife. The two had returned from a drive and Mr. Decker alighted to open the garage doors and told his wife to back in. In doing so she turned on too much power with the result that husband was jammed against the doors with such force as to fracture both hips. ~The second vault in | “Indian Craig, a half-blooded Cherokee Indian, of slaying Jack McNeal, a Safe Harbor dam worker. Craig was defend- was admitted to the bar about two years ago. —Andrew Budy, of Uniontown, found $49. It won him release from the Fay- ette county jail. A trusty in the jail. he found the money in a pocketbook in the courthouse, and returned it to the owner, Mrs. Linn Phillips, wife of an attorney. Philips hustled into court. “Surely,” he exhorted, ‘this man is too honest to remain in confinement. Judge Thomas H. Hudson agreed. With a month of his year's sentence on a liquor charge remaining to be served, Budy was robbery of the Park theater box office at Franklin, Pa. Monday night, and Howard Jones, 27, of Pittsburgh, and Cleveland is in jajl. Jones poked an automatic pistol at Miss McClintock and demanded all the cash she had. She : “I won't give it to you. You're The man dropped his