Bellefonte, Pa., December 12, 1930. THE CHRISTMAS BURGLAR. I hear a rustling in the hall, The creaking of a chair; A shadow steals along the wall, A step is on the stair; A muffled tread thuds to and fro While, sh-inking in the gloom, I watch and wait, for well I know A burglar’s in the room. A Burglar! Just when Santa Claus Has scampered up the flue And madly dashed away, because There's much more work to do! A burglar, with an eager face And wide and shining eyes Just as the sun comes up to chase The darkness from the skies! But what a reckless burglar this— A burglar without fear, Whose rapturous little bliss The household wakes to hear! Who tumbles bundles all around And searches stockings through And cries aloud that he has found That Santa Claus is true! shrieks of He had his doubts but yesterday His faith began to fail, He feared the reindeer and the sleigh Were but a fairy tale; For someone said, but they are wrong The prayed-for toys are here, The faith that he has held so long, Still shines, serene and clear. By James J. Montague. | Opes HOW TO MAIL YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. All parcels must be securely wrap- ped or packed, with strong paper and heavy twine used for safe mail- ing. Umbrellas, golf sticks, canes, etc., should be reinforced their full length by strong strips of wood tightly wrapped and tied or other- wise sufficiently wrapped to with- stand transportation. Hats should be packed in strong corrugated or fiber boxes and ordinary pasteboard boxes must be crated. Hats easily damaged should be marked “Fragile.” Cut flowers should be placed in strong suitable boxes of wood, tin or heavy corrugated cardboard. Wrap- ping them with tissue paper will re- tain the moisture. Candies should be enclosed in strong outside boxes or containers. Sharp pointed or sharp edged in- struments or tools must have points and edges carefully guarded, Draw. ings, paintings and the like must be packed or wrapped in strong ma. terial to avoid damage. flat, they should be rolled around a wooden core and tied carefully or placed in a strong pasteboard tube. Articles easily broken or crushed must be crated or securely wrapped. Liberal quantities of excelsior, or like material should be placed 1n, around and betwees the articles and | Fallon. the outside container. Ordinary boxes of cigars wrapped in paper will not be accepted. They must be packed in a manner breakage. Articles likely to spoil within the time reasonahly required for trans- portation will not be accepted for mailing. Wrap or according mark all such Use special delivery stamps to pedite delivery. Addresses should be complete, with pack parcels “Perishable.” ex- house number and name of street, | post office box or rural number and typed or plainly written in ink. No parcel may be more than 84 inches in length and girth combined. For delivery locally and in the first, second and third zones, When not | to the contents and plain- | i { { | | ! | i ! ! carefully, 1 | i | i i U. S. ASKS BIDS FOR NEW PRISON Bids for the construction of anew federal penitentiary just outside Lewisburg have been invited by the United States government, has been announced at the office of Represen- tative Edward M. Beers, Grading work has already been | started for railroad sidings and for a highway approach Tt is understood | in Washington, and awarding of the actu contract for building the jail is expected to be followed by the earliest possible start on foundation and construction work, thereby adding materially to the government's program to relieve un- employment. : Plans for the new penitentiary which is intended to relieve over- crowding in other federal jails, have been drawn and filed by a New York architect, it is understood here, and it is said that all that remains now is to advertise for bids and to award the contract, steps which authorities here hope to expedite as much as possible. Although a hitch has been en- countered in the requirement that the Pennsylvania Legislature must formally cede the penitentiary site to federal control, the only details | that remain is to secure bids -and | to award the contract, steps which are being expedited as much as pos- sible. Newspaper advertisements for bids have been sent out by the Bureau of Prisons and the letting will ber 30, it was announced. FOREST FUNDS AID UNEMPLOYMENT Apportionment of $9,500,000 i. for- est highway funds this year to 29 States and two Territories is aiding unemployment relief by speeding road construction in the national forests, according to the Depart- ment of Agriculture. The Forest Service is urging early completion of the proposed highways to encourage unemploy- ment. Many are expected to be finished by next April. The bulk of the roads by July. Maintenance work sn secondary roads is. being contirued with funds from other appropriations. The allocated amount is more than double of the last fiscal year in most of the regions receiving forest road funds. For five years the annual Federal appropriation has been $4,500,000. Under pro- visions of the Oddie-Colton law, an additional fund of $5,000,000 is being used in the current fiscal year. Division of the road funds is made on the basis of area and value of the forests. ee —— A then wrapped and | COURT ISSUES WRIT TO SILENCE ROOSTERS A court order restraining John Webster's roosters from crowing be- tween 10 p. m. and 7:30 a. m. was signed by Vice Chancellor John J. The injunction was issued at the behest of George Becker, a neigh- bor of Webster in Ridgefield, who to prevent ! said the crowing disturbed his sleep and injured his health. «Will the Court inform me,” Web- ster asked after the injunction had been signed, “how am I to keep my roosters from crowing?” ‘Yowll have to figure that out for yourself,” the Court answered. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Alwilda Bitner, et al, to Mary R. Dashem, et bar, tract in Potter Twp.; $2,500. C. P. Garbrick, et al, toJ.C. Jodon, et ux, tract in Spring Twp.; $2,000. L. L, Miller, Exec, to Harry C. 70 pounds is Rothrock, et ux, tract in Bellefonte; the maximum weight, in all other ' $1,550. zones 50 pounds, i Postmaster Gearnart also called attention to the following notice on the mailing of automobile license Paul D. Eberhart, et ux, to Cecil A. Walker, tract in Bellefonte; $1. Cecil A. Walker to Paul D. Eker- “hart, et ux, tract in Bellefonte; $1. gs: ; The department of revenue of the State of Pennsylvania advises, that approximately 1,830,000 auto license tags will jority of which will be mailed prior to Jan. 1, 1931. The law requires that all auto- mobiles be equ pped with the 1931 tags onJan. 1, and permit their use _on and after Dec. 15, 1930. Inasmuch as 437,502 tags mailed in the last half of Dec. 1929, be issued for 1931, the ma- to Simeon K. Twp.; William C. Tate Dickerson, tract in Benner $71,00. Mary K. Pringle, et al, to Com- monwealth of Pennsylvania, tract in Rush Twp.; $2,471.70, were 295,315 of which were mailed be- tween Dec. 16 and Dec. 22, all post. masters in Pennsylvania should stress the importance of making applica- tion for automobile tags now in connection with their “early mail- ing” - campaigns, This not only helps the car owner but relieves the mails of the burden when taxed to capacity. NEW YORK’S CHILD BRIDES. Child marriage is usually regarded as something remote, in far-off In- dia, in the Orient, or in southeastern Europe. But itis known in New York City, too. Within the last academic year, the annual report of Superintendent of Schools discloses, 483 Dboys and girls—the vast majority girls—were dropped from the school rolls be- cause of marriage. One little’ girl of twelve and another of thirteen, we read in the New York Sun’s digest of the re- port, were among those married. at the age of fourteen twenty boys and girls left school to be wed, and eighty-thee more went to the altar when they were fifteen. The ma- jority of pupil marriagés took place at sixteen years, 342 of that imma. ture age leaving school because they became husbands or wives, A score or more were seventeen or older, but the statistics for these ages are not significant, since seven- teen is the legal school-leaving age; most prospective brides or bride- grooms of seventeen or more would leave school, as they have a legal right to do, without disclosing their reasons.—Literary Digest. Centre County Commissioners to | - Commonwealth of tract in Curtin Twp.; Pennsylvania, $83.50. Charles S. McDonald, et ux, to The Peoples National bank, tract in State College; $1. A. Day Bradley, et ux, to Roy A. |W Ruhl, tract in State College; | ¥is $1,300. ; meee lee. “Did my father leave an order with you this morning for a load of lumber?” asked a strange, but attractive young lady of a well known lumberman. “1 don’t know, miss,” replied the man. “There was a gentleman in who said to deliver a load to a driver who would call and said it was for Mr, Zell.” “Yes, thank you, said Gladys Zell. “Eh, what?” he gulped. “I'm Gladys Zell,” she repeated. “Oh, yes, yes, of course,’ plied; ‘som L” An Englishman was visiting this country for the first time, and as he was driving along the highway saw a sign, “Drive Slow. This means YOou¥ The Englishman stopped in sur- prise and exclaimed, “My word! how did they know I was here?” Visitor (to Johnnie, who has up- set a bottle over a new carpet)— Tut, tut, my boy, it’s no use crying over spilt milk. Johnnie-—of course not, All you have to do is to call the cat to lick it up. But this happens to be ink, so mother'll do the licking. “And how is your poor husband Mrs. Dorfindinger?” : “Oh, he suffers something awful with his foot, and I know what it's like because I've had it in my eye.” be | held in Washington, D. C., Decem.- AHA!- AFELLOW MOTOR(5T IN DISTRESS /- AEM - MAY | BE OF ANY « ASSISTANCE, YOUNG ~—_ MAN? > 1924 Ford Turing ............... $ 15.00 1925 Ford coupe : 1926 Ford coupe 1929 Ford coupe Run less than 6000 mile ........ $ 350.00 1929 Ford Roadster 1st Tires: oil. 325.00 1926 Chevrolet Touring ...... $ 60.00 1929 Model “A” Ford Ton . Truck large steel BOE ........ concen 325.00 1927 Chevrolet Coupe ......... $ 200.00 2 1926 Chevrolet Sedans each... $ 150.00 1930 Chevrolet Coach 5 wire wheels .............. 500.00 1927 Chevrolet Touring ...... $ 140.00 DECKER CHEVROLET CO. Phone 405...... BELLEFONTE, PA. NOSIR!/. But | SURE DO WISH \wWAS A DADDY - F AN' HAD A REAL RUTO. 1926 1927 Buick Sedan Standar XPress ....o.ooccoeeceoeneas $ 150.00 Six ee sev 1928 Chevrolet Coach ....-.... $ 325.00 1929 Whippet Coupe 1928 Chevrolet Sedan ............ 350.90 1927 Whippet Sport Road- 1929 Chevrolet Sedan .......... $ 450.00 ster... $ 150.00 2 1929 Chevrolet Coaches 1924 Oldsmobile Coupe -...... $ 125.00 RCH... $ 390.00 1924 Oldsmobile Touring ...$ 50.00 1927 Chevrolet Sedan .......... $ 150.00 1926 Overland % Ton Panel 1925 Chevrolet Coupe .......... $ 125.00 body Truck only.....$ 40.00 1927 Chevrolet Roadster ...$ 140.00 1929 Stewart Cattle rack 1924 Chevrolet Roadster ...$ 25.00 Truek «.................. $ 150.00 1926 Essex Coach $ .00 1920 Vim 3 Ton Dump 1928 Essex Coupe : (automatic) Truck...$ 150.00 1927 Essex Coach 1927 Pontiac Sport Road 1925 Buick Sedan Standard Ster ............ooeeins 225.00 Six on $ 250.00 1926 Oakland Sport Road- 1924 Buick Roadster ...........$ 60. Lepr $200.00 Decker Chevrolet Co., Bellefonte, Pa YES -StR./- THEN ' WOULDN'T HAVE To FIX MY AUTo WHEN IT WAS ALL WRECKED! - ID JUST GO OOWN TO DECKE | CHEVROLET CO. | | eT A GOOD USED CAR THERE / OADDY SAYS THEY COST LESS THAN REPAIR JOBS’ / 4 Chevrolet Truck open m= NAMES OF ILLITERATES Congress will be asked to author- ize the Bureau of the Census to re- lease the National Advisory Com- mittee on Illiteracy, of which Secre- tary Wilbur is chairman, the names of all citizens in the United States unable to read and write in any language and classified as illiterates. Because of a technicality, the Cen- sus Bureau believes that it is pro- hibited from giving this information without specific Congress, and the Committee on Il- literacy has stated that it is handi- capped in its work by refusal of the The American Legion of New York P, Morse, of Syracuse, legion chair- man of Americanism, wired Secre-. tary Wilbur offering the aid of the legion. Secretary Wilbur accepted the of- fer and urged that the legion should back the State and local school of- ficials in their operate with the Committee on Illiteracy. With the legion back of the move- ment, it is believed thdt a power- ful impetus would be given to the illiteracy campaign in other States. —Read the Watchman and getall the news. MIGHT BE RELEASED. year, instructions from cember campaign and co- State Advisory Willie tions about before he was born. MOTORISTS PROVE SLOW TO GET TAGS. The number of automobile regis- trations for the coming year is now 70,000 less than on the same last year, according to Commission- er Benjamin G. Eynon, of the reau of Motor Vehicles. “Our records,” said the Commission- er, “show that the numer of passenger car registrations for 1931 is 321, per cent under that of registrations re- ceived for 1930 at this the number of commercial registration is 28 per cent lower and the number of all per cent lower. men can’t get license plates to their | {lic after December 15. apply-for new-tags ‘later ‘than De- 24 cannot expect to have their plates in time for January 1.” Mother: “Now, Willie, I want you to get acquainted with the nurse. Go in and kiss her nicely.” and get my face slapped like papa did?” “Yes, Be Pa—Did Willie pass the school examination ? Ma—My, no, they asked him ques- things that happened registrations 34 Owners 15 TRAINED DOGS AID BLIND PERSONS. Following the training of five per- sons to be guide dogs last year under the sponsorship of the State Council for the Blind, State Department of Welfare, several classes have been held in neighboring States with Penn- sylvania blind persons in attendance and there are now fifteen of these dogs working daily in this State, according to a report of the State Council for the Blind. The report shows that Pennsylvania has the highest number of dogs working with the State of California second: with fourteen. day Bu- — Shipment of 50,000 cottontail rab-- bits, ordered by the Game Commis-- sion from western growers, will be: made early in December, SN Ao Ly WE FIT THE FEET time last COMFORT GUARANTEED Si names. Tansse decreas: may partly be 0 le Figures already available indicate | 2500 xn for by the fact that in)[l Ue thatothe. Bght to reduce illiteracy | 1320 ol of RR i B ® Sh Oe has been successful. In Delaware, gl = y St J the first State to report, illiteracy but only parhy. b Rethzps + he be ane S oe ore up I ek Tod 3% 1-C per vent. TpiRreiage owner 193 heen e vichun fit ie other States show the same propor- of Soe muse] mes, oF perhaps ins 4 WILBUR H. BANEY, Proprietor A tion, illiteracy will have been re- |b. 00 s him to believe that }Lp 30 years in the Business He duced from 6 per cent to about 4 though he apply at the last moment | [ic ir: per cent in the nation. his procrastinatory sins will be for-: FL . oh TE Ry toy faaien ste fe Es Tm, Hong oe efficiency of | £3 BUSH ARCADE BLOCK be ns is bureau. But as was | [lI te yet available for New York, in 1920 | the case with Humpty Dumpty, all = = there were listed 425,022 illiterates. | the king’s horses oD Ls Yines A BELLEFONTE, PA. Te was the first to volunteer the serv-| destinations in time if the owner 1] SERVICE OUR SPECIALTY SPECIAL ORDERS SOLICITED 5p ices of its 800 posts in the cam-|ynduly delays his application. clcELSELSLCUSLELS ERLE EEL EUELELELUELUS EURLELET o paign to remove illiteracy. Charles| «Tagg for 1931 are legal on and Ss, TSN 2 A eb ks SST Ar who 9 The Fauble Store &410 Anniversary dale 3 n ! she; I'm: § | | ! i | i he re- | myn. | wa | ee | A Time to Buy Thrift does not mean saving alone. It means care in the expenditure of money, living within one’s income, prudence, the avoidance of unnec- essary expense. : And It Also Means Buying To Advantage Thrifty people are now buying things they need. They think prices have reached bottom. And in view. of business conditions affecting every- body, buying now will, in the long run, help the indi- vidual more than saving to excess. Buy what you need now—and buy everything vou can at home. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK BELLEFONTE, PA. is in Full Swing, Saving the People of Centre County Many, Many Dollars No Hard Times Here he good people of Centre County know that this sale of Central Pennsylvania’s Largest and Most Reliable Men's Store is DEPENDABLE, and makes possible all the Joy—all the Happiness that is usually yours at Christmas time. The store is chock full of the Choicest and Most Useful Gifts—priced to make a few dollars go as far as many did a year ago. Come to the Fauble 44th Anniversary Sale : This is to call all weights, YOUR CHRISTMAS TURKEY Telephone 666 Bellefonte, Penna. P. L. Beezer Estate..... Meat Market your attention to the fact that we have bought for hundreds of Christmas dinners. the finest turkeys we could locate. We have them—plump and tender—in both gobblers and hens. We ask that you let us have your order as early as possible so that we can reserve for you the bird that will meet your needs. Market on the Diamond and Share in the Real Savings you will be Sure to Find. We give the Coupons that permit you to share in the $500 Gold Prizes. A. Fauble