Bown INK SLINGS. — Tomorrow will be ground-hog Jay and sausage would make an ap- propriate breakfast. i __If General Bramwell Booth and his High Council want peace in the Salvation Army we would suggest | that they change the name of the “War Cry” to “Whoopee.” Those who fear that they will! get through reading their new Alma- | nac and mail order house catalogue before more gratuitous literature is .available are reminded that Messrs, Burpee, Vick and Dreer will be send- ing out their seed books in a very few weeks. __ David Watts has confessed that | he stole two hundred dollars from the collection box of the Lutheran Sun- .day school in Lewistown. We'd like to say something mean about David. He deserves it. But speech is knock- .ed completely out of us by the an- nouncement that a Sunday school collection box actually had two hun- dred dolla.s in it. —_ Incidentally, the young rector of the local Episcopal church did more for his Master's cause in the mom- ent he decided to stand in the pul- ‘pit of another denomination and in- vited a minister of another denomi- nation to stand in his than he might accomplish in years of zealous, iso- lated christian endeavor. If God's cause is to prevail it needs a united army. — With two million more people in the State last year than there were in 1910 eight thousand fewer babies were born. Some will view the an- nouncement with alarm. We don’t The present era of sophistication will continue to sophisticate until babies are so rare as to become “something new.” Then watch out. The infant industry will start running again at one hundred per cent capacity. Ev- 2rybody will be after ome. ——As proof that Republican offi- cials sometimes do things that please us very much we heartily commend the action of Governor Fisher in hav- ing appointed Tom Baldridge to the ‘vacancy on the Superior court bench and chosen Cyrus E. Woods to carry con as his Attorney General. Both are the types of men who will bring ‘honor to the posts to which they ‘have been called and prove the wis- .dom of Governor Fisher’s choice. — Being ever eager to oblige we respond to “Col.” H. ¥’s thought that a “Fifty Years Ago Today” column would be very interesting. The most important thing that we recall as having happened in Bellefonte fifty years ago today was our laughing out loud in “Miss Mallie” Petriken’s school when the late A. Scott Harris turned his upper eye-lashes inside out and made a face such as we have nev- er seen imitated since. The impor- tant part about it was when “Miss Mallie” grabbed up her little black ruler, that was supposed to have lime on it so it wold burn lots, and ‘beckoned us to the ante-room of the little school house that stood where the Petriken apartments how stand. Courses were elective then as now and when we were given the choice of a beatin “on the bare” or stay in until five o’clock—Well, time meant nothing to us then. —A word of caution is never amiss, so we admonish our Catholic friends of Bellefonte to keep January 30, 1929, indellibly stamped in their memories. The wonderful testimoni- al they gave Very Reverend William E. Downes on the twenty-fifth anni- versary of his ordination in the priest-nood set a precedent that might easily corrupt His Reverence’s ideas of chronology. We know that some years ago when he and Dr. Mc- Kinney, of the Presbyterian church, were almost a daily twosome on the golf course, their memories became so bad about remembering strokes that each had to keep a card on the other. In the light of such supposed faulty counting and especially with a thousand dollar purse as a precedent ‘St. John's congregation had better keep their eyes on the calendar or they might be celebrating the golden anniversary of their able rector in about fifteen years. — Last week a lady sent us the edi- torial pages from the New York Her- ald-Tribune of the Friday and Sat- urday before. On each an editorial was marked and on the margin of the sheet she had written: “Reminds me of some of the Watchman’s writ- ings.” The Herald-Tribune, as you know, is one of the greatest of Amer- ican newspapers. And while we, alone, know that the Watchman is THE greatest of American newspa- | pers we were none-the-less flattered by the ladies suggestion that the Herald-Tribune might be aping the Watchman. We were about to dedi- cate a paragraph to the soundness of her judgment of editorial and re- portorial values when we thought it might be better to read the marked articles first. One was “needled” with raspberry jelly and the other | played up a half-barrel of applesauce that evidently is part of the picture of a New England farm home cellar. Personally we like applesauce but we're not going to dish out any to a lady who tells us “our writings re- mind” her of it. And as for razz- berries—that was the unkindest cut of all. Secretary Mellon Called to Account. concede that Uncle Andy Mellon is a great financier and some of them believe that he is “the greatest Sec- retary of the Treasury since Alex- of fact, never accomplished much “out of the ordinary.” But it ap- pears that there are quite a few Senators who entertain doubts as to the fairness of the Secretary, while a few have the temerity to question his efficiency. that on several occasions he has gone been wrong in levying income taxes. The blame for such blunders may be- long to the revenue hoard but Uncle Andy is responsible for the board and gets credit for its merits. But there have been so many tax refunds of vast amounts, and sO many of them to corporations in which the Mellon family is directly or indirectly interested, lately, that suspicion has been aroused among the Senators. It has been the recent custom to pay claims for tax refunds in the quietest way possible, and when an enormous sum was handed over to the Steel trust a short time ago the tongue of gossip began wag- ging mildly. A few weeks later sever- al millions were refunded to the Aluminum trust and lesser but con- siderable sums to other corporations which provoked open criticism and a resolution in the Senate that here- after such claims be turned over to the board of tax appeals. This sug- Secretary and his admirers. Probably the claims for tax re- funds are just but they indicate a faulty method of assessment. And there is no valid excuse for secret consideration in any event. Such functions should be performed in the open. Senator Norris, of Nebraska, uttered a truth when he said “the idea of a great government depart- ment acting in secret on a question of such magnitude was detrimental ta.the. public interest.” - It is posi- tively repugnant to every principle of popular government. It is not suf- ficient that a citizen of Pennsylvania or Towa may have access to the rec- ords if he will go where they are kept He is entitled to full information us to how and why the records ar2 made. afford that just measure Hut it is a step in that direction. Tariff Taxation and Export Products. In an address on the “Economics of the Dairy Situation,” delivered at a banquet of the Pennsylvania Dairy- men’s Association, held in Harris- burg last week as a feature of the State farm products show, Dr. Clyde L. King, professor of economics at the University of Pennsylvania, re- futed the absurd theory that tariff taxation will benefit farmers. Dr. King was Secretary of the Common- wealth during the Pinchot adminis- tration at Harrisburg and presuma- bly is interested in politics. As pro- fessor of economics in the University of Pennsylvania he ought to have an understanding of the subject he was discussing. His positive declaration that tariff is no pancacea for farm- er’s ills commands attention. “The election is over and we may as well face the facts,” he said. “Tar- iff duty cannot by any possible means affect the exports, but only the im- ports of a country. The United States exports one-third of the wheat of the world, so there can be no hope for the wheat growers from the tar- iff. We produce more hogs, more potatoes than we need and it will not exporting milk products,” he contin- ued. The comparatively few eggs im- ported and the equally trifling quan- tities of other farm products, mostly brought in as ballast, he might have added, exercise a negligible influence on prices in the markets of this coun- try. But in the recent campaign eggs became an issue. Dr. King is absolutely correct in his opinion that tariff taxation bene- fits only the imports of a country, which is obviously the idea he want- | ed to convey to the dairymen he was addressing. An exporter gets noth- ing, directly or indirectly, by taxa- tion on imports. But every competi- tor in the market boosts the price of domestic products to the limit of val- ue and tax of the imported goods. | And tariff taxation does materially | affect the people of exporting coun- | tries. It increases the price of ev- ery commodity the exporters have ' to buy in order to produce the things | they export. It is conservativly es- | timated that the present tariff costs the consumers of this country $t,- 1 000,000,000 a year. Most of the Senators in Congress | ander Hamilton,” who, as a matter It must be admitted wildly astray in statements of the. condition of the treasury, and accord- ing to the records he has frequently gestion was bitterly opposed by the | The Senate resolution doesn't | be more than ten years until we are | STATE RI Evil Product of Single Track Mind. At what he called “the last budget meeting” of his administration Pres- “ident Coolidge made it plain that he will leave the great office of Presi- ' dent as he entered it with a ‘‘single track mind.” It was on the occasion of an address to the business organ- ization of the government at a ses- sion held in Washington on Monday evening last. The substance of his speech was in the nature of an eulogy of the budget system for the inven- tion as well as the achievements of ‘which he arrogates to the Republi- can party in general and himself in particular. In assuming this atti- tude on the subject he ignores the | fact that the system had been under { consideration some time during the | Wilson administration and was de- | layed by the world war. | At the outset Mr. Coolidge declar- | ed that government expenditures for | 1921 “exclusive of debt reduction, were about $5,000,000,000. i terest charge alone was more than | $1,000,000,000 and our outstanding indebtedness was nearly $24,000,000,- { 000. The business of the country was | prostrate. Its different branches of { agriculture, commerce, banking, | manufacturing and transportation | were suffering from severe depres- | sion. Employment was difficult to | secure. Wages were declining, five i million people were out of work.” | His obvious purpose in this enumer- ' ation of adversities was to justify his | previous statement that under the | Wilson administration “the | government structure was permeat- | ed with extravagance.” HTS AND FEDERAL UNION. 3ELLEFONTE. PA.. FEBRUARY 1. 1929. The in- entire Tax Problem Bothering Bosses. State Treasurer Sam Lewis has taken another shot at Governor Fish- er's administration programme in the form of a public statement in oppo- sition to an increase of the gasoline tax. In his public declarations and private conversations Governor Fish- er recommends not only making per- manent the emergency tax of one cent a gallon on gasoline but adding another cent to the levy in order to provide funds to take over the toll bridges and ‘city streets forming parts of highway routes.” Both of these purposes are widely favored by the motoring public but there is ia deep-seated aversion to the pro- posed method of accomplishing the result. That is motorists and oth- ers think the gas tax is high enough. It is practically certain that the Anthracite coal tax will be repealed during the present session and it will be necessary to provide a new sourc2 of revenue to balance the loss of five ‘or six million dollars a year which that tax affords. An additional cent on the gas tax would easily supply this demand. The alternative is a tax on shares of manufaciuring cor- porations but Joe Grundy is irrevo- cably opposed to such a levy and Grundy is the “Grand Old Man” of the General Assembly at this time. It may even be assumed that he in- spired the suggestion of the Governor to increase the gas tax having in mind the idea of averting the tax on manufacturing corporations. terest to the party leaders to cause | a conference to be held in Harrisburg Il The question was of sufficient in- NO. 5. of a Notable Democratic Statesman. 2 i The Passing From the Philadelphia Record. In the death of Oscar W. Under- wood ‘the Demoeratic party loses a leader of more than ordinary attain- ments and the nation loses a states- man. : While Underwood had retired from active participation in the. affairs of nis country, after a notable career which had connected his name with much constructive legislation, his in- fluence was still felt in the councils of his party. And always it was ex- erted on the side of conservatism. In House and Senate the voice of Underwood was effectively raised in debate; but it was not as an orator that this minority party chieftain made his deepest impress upon the conduct of national affairs. A keen student of the science of Govern- ment, profoundly versed in the law, familiar with the intricate processes of business, a stalwart champion of Jeffersonian principles, he came to be regarded by his colleagues as a sound adviser and a safe guide. Democra- cy never lacked for enthusiastic champions of new ideas and new principles. Without being at all re- actionary, it was Underwood's habit to keep both feet on the ground, and | to approach with caution radical de- ' partures from the faith in which he was trained. His influence was a wholesome counterbalance. Unquestionably of Presidential cal- iber, Oscar Underwood, though nam- ed in conventions, never expected to secure the nomination of his party, and probably considered that geo- graphical considerations kept that honor beyond his reach. His party's | latest tariff act bore his name, and | his talents were drawn upon in the framing of much of the constructive When a statement of facts is made on Monday and magnetic force "legislation of the Wilson Adminis- with the deliberate purpose to de- | enough to draw Mr. W. L. Mellon out trations. | ceive it is a malicious falsehood and , it seems impossible to think that | Mr. Coolidge had any other idea in | mind when he spoke as above quot- 'ed. We had just emerged from the ! most destructive war in the history | of the world, our own part in which had cost more than all the other ex- penses of the government from the beginning of our national life. Our i large share in the war was conducted : | without. a scandal. The creation, | equipment and maintenance of an ‘army of four millions and the sub- ‘ sequent demobilization of the force The late Rutherford Haves was 2a great statesman in comparison with Coolidge. — Herbert Hoover appears to be trying to be a “Me Too” to Presi- dent Coolidge. " Grundy’s Waiting to be Tested. If the press reports from Harris- burg are true Mr. Joe Grundy’s pre- tense that he will control the pro- ceedings of the General during the present session will be brought to an early and acid test. Mr. Grundy is very much opposed to the repeal of the anthracite coal tax. The reasons for his attitude on this question are quite obvious. derstands that if the coal tax is re- tion will have to be found to make up the revenue deficit. He is also aware that the most likely new subject of taxation will be manufacturing cor- poration shares which have gone free of such a burden for many years, complaint in the past. The proposition to repeal the coal tax has formidable support. The coal for repeal and are earnestly aided and abetted in their efforts by the mercantile organizations of the coal producing counties. An organization of the Senators and Representatives | of those counties in the Legislature | has been effected and the indications point to a stubborn contest. If the repeal movement is defeated the re- sult will be accepted as a license to Mr. Grundy to regulate the proceed- ings of the Legislature as well as di- rect the activities of the party in the State, according to his fancy. It will commission him as absolute party boss. Realizing the value of the stake | Mr. Grundy is investing all his ener- { gy and ingenuity in the contest. He | let it be known, to employ the lan- | guage of one of the newspaper cor- | respondents, that “the door has been | left open for dealing.” But this made | | no impression on the minds of the coal region solons. It was whisper- ed about the lobby that Governor Fisher “will probably line up with Grundy” hut that failed to cause any detour in the purposes of the repeal- ers. In the coal regions the slump in the coal industry is widely blam- ed on the anthracite tax and the re- covery of trade is more important than the political ambitions of a rather “raw” adventurer. It prom- | ises to be a pretty fight. | were expensive but not extravagant. | | But the speech was characteristic. Assembly | pealed some other subject of taxa- | and has been a cause of considerable ° carrying corporations, the operators | and the miners are actively striving | of his recently announced retirement. 'It was held at the Executive Man- .gsion and besides Mr. Mellon, Mr. | Grundy and the Governor, Cyrus | Woods, Mr. Lewis and State Chair- man Martin were present. What con- clusion was reached has not been re- | gelet but will appear in the trend of legislation within a few days. It lis a safe guess, however, that Mr. ndy will be able to prevent the tékation of manufacturing-corpora- | tions though such a levy would not {only be popular with the public but : just to the farmers of the State. Fish Commissioner Buller has just | anmounced that last year the hatcher- {ies of Pennsylvania planted seven | hundred ninety four thousand three | hundred and twelve trout in the i streams of the State. Gosh what a | lot of fish! But unless the coming | season proves better than the last i one, so far as we are concerned, on i the first day of February, 1930, all | but about twelve of them will be | right where Mr. Buller put them last ! year. 1 | | —When Hoover and Smith met in | Florida we wonder whether the Pres- | ident-elect said to the former Gov- ernor of New York what the Gover- nor of North Carolina once said to the Governor of South Carolina. He un- — Now that Trotzky has escapeil from the custody of the Soviet gov- ernment he may give the world some valuable information concerning that organization in Russia. — President Coolidge is unable to i conceal his fears that the country will go headlong to the ‘“demnition bow-wows’”’ the moment he leaves the White House. a RL, King George is recovering and Marshal Foch is almost restored to health is the good news which comes from the European capitals. es ies ——Possibly a well adjusted muz- zle might serve to restrain the mis- chievous tongue of Representative Britten, of Illinois. dir EL — Nobody of right mind will be- grudge the splendid success of the Pennsylvania railroad during last | year. ——After all Grundy may have to | sacrifice Sam Lewis to save the man- ufacturing corporations from taxa- { tion. errr peers ——1It is to be hoped that no blood was shed when Mr. Hoover and Mr. 1 Mayor Mackey, of Philadel phia, continues to keep the people of that city guessing and laughing. ———It may soon become a question chine is worth saving. ——The period of Vare’s false pre- tense to a seat in the Senate is draw- ing short. —Subscribe for the Watchman. Smith met in Florida the other day. ! as to whether or not the Vare ma- Among the finest of the old South- ern Democrats, the fame of Oscar W. Underwood is secure. He was a cap- able and faithful servant of a grate- ful country. A Militant Democracy. From the Roanoke World-News. Speaking over the radio last night, former Governor Alfred E. Smith, of New York, made an able plea for . Democratic party solidarity and for continuous party effort. The bur- den of his argument was that the party should function as a party at all times, not merely during the heat of a. presidential campaign. Outlining | his view of the function and duty of | a minority party, he advocated the opening of permanent offices, with a campetent staff, for examination of public measures and for the dis- semination of party information. To get up a new party organization a few months before a presidential election each four years is not only costly, but results in the use of amateurs where experience is need- ed. Illustrating by the proposal to amend the tariff law at the coming special session of Congress, Gov- ernor Smith suggested thal such an office’ could analyze the proposals for changes in the tariff schedules in the | light of the Democratic party view- point, and keep the country informed as to the extent to which the country is departing from Democratic prin- ciples. . . . The argument for a two-party system is now well established in State and Nation, whether the mi- | nority party be the Republican party in the State, or the Democratic party in the Nation. In either case there is a real responsibility resting on the . minority, not to block progress by carping criticism and inaction, but to examine critically the proposals of the majority, and see how they ac- cord with the estblished principles on which both parties have been estab- lished. In a country as large and as di- versified as the United States, it is almost impossible to conduct a cam- paign of education in party principles during the heat and personalities of a presidential campaign. The oppor- tunity the former Democratic candi- date points for bringing before the people of this country the true prin- ciples of Democracy throughout the years, and not just at election time, is too valuable to be longer overlook- ed. meme. The Prince of Wales to the Rescue. From the Philadelphia Inquirer. A recent appeal by the Prince of Wales in behalf of the English min- ers has already had striking results; money to meet their needs has been | given generously. Now he is follow- | ing this action by a visit to the dis- tressed mining districts. He knew them when they were prosperous, and he is well fitted to discover exactly what their needs are. This is the sort of thing which the King would doubtless have done had he not been dangerously ill The Prince reveals his full understanding of the duties and responsibilities of royalty by doing it himself. 'Th2 un- fortunate miners couid uot have a more sympathetic and useful :riend. er———— A ———— | Joseph Ficarra ' member of the freshman squad of lspawLs FROM THE KEYSTONE. 23 —— —The drillers for oil and gas on the George Gates farm, three miles east of Lewistown, have reached a depth of 1400 feet, and it is reported that there are | some evidences of oil and gas already. —Mrs. Annie O’Brien, of Sunbury, wid- ow of Charles ‘‘Pegie’’ O’Brien, widely- known circus clown, in her will directs that the preacher who officiates at her funeral shall receive $10 and each pall- bearer $5 for his services. Her estate is worth a few hundred dollars. O’Brien died eight years ago. —Mrs. Anna Doria, 76, died a! Scranton. on Sunday morning and left one aundred fifty-eight survivors. They comprise five sons, three daughters, eighty grand-chil- dren, and the remainder great grand-chil- ! dren. She came to this country from Ttaly twenty years ago and had lived in Scranton and vicinity ever since. —When Robert Snyder, 16, son of Mr. and Mrs. Albert P. Snyder, of Mifflinburg, was caught in his cellar by Earl VanHorn, the irate man took him before Justice Willis, who held the boy in $300 bail for the March term of criminal court. Van- Horn then went his bail when it was found he could get no other surety. Miss Leota Znadey, 21, student nurse, | died in a Pittsburgh hospital Monday | night from poison she drank early Sun- | day while temporarily insane, it was re- | ported to the coroner's office, which pro- : nounced the case suicide. Miss Znadey, | whose home was in Port Allegany, Mc- Kean county, had been ill for some time. _Keys to the Union county prison, a | $10 bill, and an auto license were stolen fat the Lutheran Sunday school at Lewis- burg Sunday night. Miss Villa Frock. | daughter of the sheriff, who is church | organist, said she left them in her coat jin the Sunday school room, from where ! they disappeared and have not been | found. The biggest gasser in the Clarion | county field in years is roaring out at bet- i ter than 3,000,000 feet a day. The well, | property of the United Natural Gas com- {| pany, was brought in on the C. A. Mey- | ers farm in Piney township, near Curlls- | ville. about nine miles south of Clarion. Gas was found in the 100 foot sand, at a depth of 1021 feet. William Moore, farm-hand of 3omer- set county, was located a week ago after having lived in an abandoned coal mine for 43 days, is dead from exposure. The ! man was in a weakened condition and his clothing was in tatters when he was found... While he was being treated at a Somerset hospital, an inquiry also was being made into his mental cordifion. —A man giving his name as Frank Jones, 58, a self-styled herb doctor, was found by city health authorities at Sun- bury, on Saturday. living in a small lean- to on a garbage dump. He readily ad- mitted getting his food from the place, saying ‘‘there is plenty there for my sim- ple wants.” Jones was offered a berth in the poorhouse, but declined to go. He was allowed to stay in the shack. __Charles Roe and Mary Groce, of Juni- ata county, were arrested by a special j officer and lodged in jail at New Bloom- field. The night previous the pair broke Lino the chicken house of Hirt Brothers, | Parry county. it is alleged. and were en- | zaged in filling ‘crates with choice fowls ! when they were discovered. Both manh- ! aged to get away but not before being | identified, leaving the crates and chickens ! on the ground. They were followed to | Juniata county and the arrest made. The { pair are now in jail in default of 3500 bail. __Mrs. Sophrona Strang Bills, aged 76, wife of Loren Bills, was burned to death | when their home near Enterprise, Forest | county, was destroyed by fire. The wo- man was sleeping upstairs, and the hus- { band and son. Lee Bills, were on the ! lower floor when fire was discovered. She { was trapped on the upper floor, and could not find her way out on account of the The son was SO badly burned in: | an effort to rescue his mother that he was . | taken to the Titusville hospital. The fire is supposed to have been caused by an | overheated stove. __David Watts, 33. of Lewistown, has made a full confession to police to rob- bing the St. John's Lutheran Sunday . school fund of $200. The money was In | charge of Walter Heck, treasurer of the Sunday school, and he was in the habit . of cacheing the money in a stationary i vault at the Russel National bank, where he is trust officer. Watts, the janitor, saw him hide the money. With his con- fession he returned about $100. Watts ! qerved time in the Mifflin county jail for embezzlement of funds of the Lewistown Pure Milk company. What was the site of the abandoned town of Instanter has become the proper- ty of the Ridgway Y. M. C. A. through the generosity of Mrs. J. K. Gardner, of | Ridgway. This will give the organiza- , tion ome of the finest camp sites in Penn- i sylvania. The land purchased by Mrs. Gardner includes the property of the Elk | Tanning company, the school property, 2 ‘large number of houses, and 160 acres of i land. Two good trout streams run through | the property and deer can be seen al- most any evening at a crossing above and below the camp. There is an abundance of spring water, and a good site for a swimming hole. —Police suspect foul play in connection | with the death of Dominic Kisser, 42. Timblin, Jefferson county, who died shortly after he was found lying between the rails of the Pittsburgh & Shawmut railroad near Timblin. Authorities at first pelieved he had been run down by a train. but later it was said blood was found on a | by-road 200 feet from where Kisser was picked up. This led to belief he might have been attacked and carried to the tracks to make it appear that he had been hit by a train. He had suffered a frac- tured skull and concussions of the chest and arms. Physicians, however, said he | died of exposure. i { | smoke. | Fred C. Koller, auctioneer at a sale lin the lower end of York county, was | called upon to sell a horse that has false | teeth. The animal, once a fast stepper on the track, is 18 years old and was owned by a Maryland dentist twelve years | ago. An accident in a race caused the ' horse to lose two front teeth. The own- er modeled two teeth out of walrus ivory was the only | and then performed a neat job of bridge- work in the mouth of his racer. The den- Bellefonte Hi foot-ball players who | tist died eight years ago and since then was able to win the coveted “B.” We saw Joe in action in the Lock Haven game and he impressed us then as a flashy little player. ; the horse has had several owners. Event- ually, his fate was to work as a farm horse. The late owner died and his farm and other belongings, along with the horse, went on the auction block.