Bellefonpe, Pa., October 5, 1928. A SUT STEM. A HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER. When a man ain’t got a cent, An he's feeling kind of blue And the clouds hang dark and heavy An’ wont let the sunshine through It’s a great thing, I my brethren, Fer a fellow just to lay His hand upon his shoulder In a friendly sort o’ way. It makes a man feel curious, It makes the tear drops start, An’ you sort o’ feel a flutter In the region of your heart! You can’t look up and meet his eyes; You don’t know what to say When his hand is on your shoulder In a friendly sort of way. Oh, the world’s curious compound, With its honey and its gall, With its cares and bitter crosses— But a good world after all. An’ a good God must have made it— Leastways, that is what I say ‘When a hand is on my shoulder In a friendly sort o’ way. — James Witcomb Riley. LADY WHO TURNED THIEF. The Reverned Francis Leggatt, Vi- car of Meddersley, was one of those men whom it is not easy to excite or to disturb. Nature had blessed him with a well-balanced temperament, and he had seconded nature’s begin- nings, during his school-days at Eton and his undergraduate days at Cam- bridge, by a strict devotion to the study of mathematics; he was essen- tially a mathematical sort of person, precise, orderly, given to perfection of detail. His taste was for the straight line —but he was certainly thrown off it when, one fine spring morning, he hurried across from the vestry door of his fine old parish church to the study of the vicarage, into which peaceful retreat he immediately sum- moned the wife of his bosom. Mrs. Leggatt, hastening thither, found him standin gon the hearth-rug, his hands thrust in the pickets of his trousers, his eyes bent to the toes of his well- polished shoes. “Marian!” he said, looking up with an expression which his wife had nevy- er sen before. “Prepare yourself for a shock. There’s been a theft from the church. The Hislip chalice is gone.” Mrs. Leggatt threw up her hands and sank into the nearest chair with a stifled moan. Her husband's curt an- nouncement took her breath away. She could not have been more horri- fied if he had said that the local bank had gone to smash, or government Securities dropped to zero. The Hislip chalice was famous, unique; its value was—Mrs, Leggatt did not know what. What she did know was that it was one of the very few pre-Reformation chalices left in England; that it dated from 1427 A. D., and that experts and archilogists regarded it with a reverence such as that which devotees accord to the bones of a saint. Dry-as-dust gentle- men came from far and near to look at it; now and then Leggatt, as cus- todian allowed it to be photograph- ed, standing guard over its sacred- ness while the man of the camera was busy. And once a vandal from way over the Atlantic had calmly offered the vicar ten thousand dollars for it —and had added insult by an equally calm suggestion that perhaps twenty thousand might do when Leggatt an- swered icily that ten thousand would not. Mrs. Leggatt found words at last. “Impossible, Francis!” she gasped. “It—it must be mislaid!” “No!” said Leggatt, with a snap of his lips which his wife knew well enough. “It’s—gone. I had occasion to open the safe in the vestry just now and, of course, I saw that the Hislip chalice wasn’t there. I’ve always kept it in one place ever since I came here nine years ago—in the far right- hard corner. Well—that corner’s emp- y! “You have not misplaced it your- self 7” suggested Mrs. Leggatt. “I never misplace anything,” re- plied the vicar, with a characteristic sniff. “As you are aware,” he added. “When did you last see it, Fran- cis?” she asked feebly. “Today is Thursday,” gatt. “I last saw it on be precise, replied Leg- Monday. To on Monday afternoon. We had better recall the circumstances, Marian. You will, perhaps, remem- ber that Monday was a very wet day. During the afternoon, Sir Charles sent a note across from the Hall say- ing that his guests were kept indoors by the bad weather, and would I help him by showing them over the church? They all came across—Sir Charles with them. “I showed them everything—they were in the church with me well over an hour. An hour and twenty-five minutes to be exact. Of course, I showed them the church plate. I took it all out of the safe and set it on the table. Naturally, I told them all about the Hislip chalice—its history, its unique character, its value. I put it back in the all the rest of the plate.” “And, of course, locked up the safe,” said Mrs. Leggatt. Leggatt, who still stood on the hearti-vug, shifted his position uneas- ily. “Well,” he answered, “I'm sorry to say I did not—just then, at any rate! I left the keys in the lock, though —I think I had some idea about tak- Ing one of the registers out before finally locking up the safe. No, we went out of the vestry then to ex- amine the church. I regret to say— now—that the party didn’t keep to- gether. Some remained with me, listening to my description, some went off one way, some another—you know what people do in such circum- stances. Eventually they all left. Then I locked up the safe—without reopening it—and came home. Mar- ian—there’s no doubt about it. The safe with Hislip chalice was stolen while those immense | people were in the church.” “You think somebody slipped into -the village and saw Higson. - He soon the church while you were showing Sir Charles and his guests round?” suggested Mrs. Leggatt. “No, I don't,” replied Leggatt sar-' donically. “Nobody could slip in! 1 locked the church door from the in- side so that we shouldn’t be disturbed. No—I think one of Sir Charles’s guests stole the chalice.” Mrs. Leggatt let out an exclama- tion of horror. “Francis!” she said. “One of Sir Charles’s guests! Im- possible! Not to be thought of!” “I think of it, anyway,” retorted Leggatt. “And as to its being im- possible, that’s pure nonsense, Mar- ian. What do we know of Sir Charles ' Leddingham’s guests? Absolutely nothing—as regards their moral char- acters, anyhow!” “But—but—people of that class, Francis!” protested Mrs. Leggatt. “Oh, fudge!” said Leggatt. He laughed contemptuously. “That’s zl nonsense, too! But let's go through them. We'll rule out Sir Charles— he’s nothing worse—and nothing bet- ter, for that matter—than a horse- racing squire. Well, there's old Lord Pelford and, of course, Lady Pelford. I don’t suspect Pelford, of course he is a retired judge—I don’t think he’d steal the chalice. Nor could his wife.” “I should think not!” said Mrs Leggatt indignantly. “Dear people— they were both extremely nice to me when we dined there the other night.” “Then there’s Sir Robert Sindall,” continued Leggatt. “I know nothing about him except that his horse won the Derby last year.” “And he’s a very wealthy man, too,” observed Mrs. Leggatt. “That doesn’t impress me,” said Leggatt. “I've heard of millionaires who were afflicted with kleptomania. Then there’s Colonel Belchanter.” “And Mrs. Belchanter,” added Mrs. Leggatt. “They're nice people, too, Francis!” “I dare say they are all nice peo- ple, Marian,” answered Leggatt freez- ingly. “But one of them has appro- priated the Hislip chalice—I’m as sure of it as I am that I see you sitting there. Well—there are four others. Captain Riversley—raffish sort, 1 should say. Horses—cards—that sort of thing.” Mr. Hawksfoot—I don't know anything about him, but I should imagine he’s some sort of an adventurer—the sort of man you see at Monte Carlo, and at Deauville, and at Tattersall’s on Monday morning, “How do you know, Francis?” sug- gested Mrs. Leggatt. “You've nev- er been to any of those places.” “I've read a good deal about them, anyway,” retorted Leggatt. “And I keep my ears open. Well—two more. Women. Miss Field-Maple——” “Such a very nice girl!” exclaimed Mrs. Leggatt. “You couldn’t sus- pect—" “And Mrs. Peacock——" “Mrs. Peacock ‘is a delightful wo- man!” said Mrs. Leggatt. “I took quite a liking to her! She was so aw- fully sympathetic about Bobby when I told her that I was uneasy about his cough.” “I noticed that Mrs. Peacock is re- markably fond of and extremely pro- ficient ‘at bridge!” remarked Leggatt cynically. “And I should say, from her conversation, that sort of thing. Marian, you can’t get away from two facts. First, the house-party across there at the Hall is of the turfy sort gamblers, every man and woman of them, from old Pelford downward. Second—one of Sir Charles Ledding- ham’s guests has appropriated that chalice, with a view to selling it! But —which ?” “What shall you do, Francis?” ask- ed Mrs. Leggatt in a whisper. “The police ?” . “Not at present,” answered Leg- gatt. “No—TI’ll think!” At that Mrs. Leggatt rose and de- parted, and her husband picked up his pipe, and after carefully filling 1t with tobacco, felt for his match box. Leggatt thought hard, and deep- ly, and long. Of one thing he felt al- most certain—nobody had entered the church from the time he left on Mon- day afternoon to the moment he had gone into it that morning, Thurs- day. There was, of course, just a possibility that Higson, the parish clerk and sexton, might have visited the sacred edifice for some reason during the intervening two days, but that could be ascertained presently— he had little doubt that Higson had not. He had a very clear recollection of everything that had happened while he was in the church with the Squire and his guests. After admitting them to the church and locking the door from the inside, he had first tak- en them to the vestry and, opening the safe, had shown them the old plate, the parish registers, dating from 1547, and various other matters of interest that had accumulated dur- ing the last two or three centuries. He had left his keys in the lock of the safe when he and the others pass- ed into the church to examine the architecture, the monuments, the in- scriptions, the old brasses and paint- ings. And while one was here and another there, into the vestry, opened the safe and abstracted the Hislip chalice. It was an article that could easily be hidden, reflected Leggatt—a par- cel-gilt cup, standing about seven and a half inches high and measuring two and a half-inches in diameter across the upper rim and why, it could be slipped into a pocket. “And, of course, I'd told them all about it,” he mused regretfully. “Told them, I remember, about the American collector who offered first ten and then twenty thousand dol- lars for it. That was dangling temp- tation before the needy. And some of these racing, card-playing people are often at their wits’ end for ready money, I believe. “However, that’s neither here nor there—the thing is, what's to be done? I don’t want the Bishop to know, and as for the Arch-deacon— whew! I can’t very well £0 across to the Hall and demand to search the boxes of every man and woman there. And as for the police—no, I do not want that!” : Eventually, knocking the ashes out I course. the circular base— | i sign of his pipe, Leggatt went down into | discovered that the parish clerk had , not been near the church since Sun-' day evening. And Higson was the only person in the parish besides him- self who could have entered the church. He stayed talking with Higson some little time; an hour had passed before he went back to the vicarage. : Mrs. Leggatt met him in the hall. { “Any news, Francis?” she asked i Chilminster,’ anxiously. : “None,” he said. “I’ve just been ‘down to Higson’s. Of course, I; didn’t tell him anything of this. No- ; body must know, Marian. But Hig- | son has never been in the church since he locked up after even-song on Sun- |! day. He's never lent his key to any- ! one, either, so——" : He paused at that, checked by the ' sight of a card which lay on the old | oak side table in the hall. Mrs. Leg- gatt followed his glance. “Mrs. Peacock called,” she said, in-! dicating the card. “She was so. charming—called to ask after Bobby. | Most sympathetic! She promised to call again in a day or two—she's staying at the Hall a few days long- er.” Leggatt was staring at the card. Suddenly be glanced sharply at his | wife. “You didn’t tell her anything | about—eh ?” he asked. Mrs. Leggatt flushed. she exclaimed indignantly. should!” “Sorry, Marian—sorry. Of course you wouldn't! I—it’s so important, you see, that we should keep strict silence about it. If the archdeacon knew——" “As if I didn’t know all that,” said Mrs. Leggatt. She was still offend- ed, and she turned and went off to- wards the nursery. “Of course I said nothing!” she flung over her should- er. Leggatt remained in the hall. He began absent-mindedly to finger Mrs, | Peacock’s card. So Mrs. Peacock had been to the vicarage to inquire after | Bobby, had she? Very kind of her, |! of course, but—supposing Mrs. Pea- | cock had another idea in her mind. Supposing Mrs. Peacock had ; fom fishing—wanting to find out— | if—if . .. ) It was at that moment that Leg- gatt had a brain-wave. He had not the slightest notion where the brain- wave came from. But it swept him straight out of his front door and down the path of the village. Leggatt, as a man with a good deal | of spare time on his hands, was a! great reader, almost an omnivorous ' one. Recently he had been reading criminology; and now he found him- self repeating a sentence which he had read only a day or two before in a technical work on theft. The thief’s first instinet, on se- curing a stolen object, is to “plant” it, i. e., to dispose of it, as quick- ly as possible, in some safe place, so thatin the event of his immedi- ate or speedy arrest, he may not be | found to be in possession of it. i That, no doubt, reflected Leggatt, applied to the procedure of the pro- fessional thief—but it had its origin in a certain attribute of human na- ture, and might be applied to the amateur wrongdoer as well as to the | skilled expert. To get rid of the pur- | loined article quickly—that was all of a piece with the instinct to hide, | to get away, to secrete. i Well, in this case his brain-wave | had shown him how the purloiner of | the Hislip chalice could get it out | of reach smartly and surely. He | proposed to find out at once if the | means he was imagining had been em- | ployed. And within five minutes he | had tunred into the post-office and, | there being nobody else there, was | closeted with the woman who presid- | ed over it, Mrs. Marsh. i “Mrs. Marsh,” he began, leaning ! confidentially across the counter “I've called to see you on a very im- | portant matter—so important that I can’t tell you its nature. I dare say I ought really to have gone to the | postmaster at Chilminster to get his | permission to come to you, but the | matter is of such pressing moment that I daren’t waste the time. So— | I've come straight to you.” i “Francis!” “As if 1 | § “What is it, Sir?” asked Mus. Marsh. { Leggatt leaned closer over the! counter. “This, Mrs. Marsh,” he ge- | plied, his tone suggesting mystery as well as confidlence—“I want to see | your registered letter book.” Mrs. Marsh let out an exclamation that was not encouraging. “Oh, dear me, Mr. Leggatt,” she said. “I— I'm afraid I can’t do that, Sir. We're | under strict instructions not to di- vulge any post-office business to any- | body. It would be as much as my ! place was worth——” j “Mrs. Marsh,” interrupted Leggatt, | “if I went to the postmaster at Chil. minister and told him my reason, he'd | come here with me himself and show | me your book. But that would mean | —the police. And I don’t want to | have the police dragged in. I have! reasons for that—and reasons for | ' asking you to show me the book. Al]! the thief had slipped | I want is to seé the entries made in | that book since Monday last. And, Mrs. Marsh—you know me. No one —no one—will ever know anything about this!” But Mrs. Marsh still hesitated. “I don’t like it, Mr. Leggatt! Irregu- larity——" “The circumstances are exception- al, Mrs. Marsh,” Leggatt interrupted again. “Still, if you feel you can’t, I must go at once to the postmaster at “You're sure he’d come back with you, Sir?” “l am quite sure he would, Mrs, Marsh,” replied Leggatt. “But ne would bring the police superintend- ent with him. And that I do not want—for the sake of the village,” Mrs. Marsh suddenly pushed an oblong book across the counter and, opening it. showed Leggatt a page of duplicates. “There's only been three registered letters sent away from this office since. Monday morning, Mr. Leggatt,” she said hurriedly. “Look for your- self. TI know all about them, of That first one—that’s for a { lucky. weekly affair, from John Coates—he ‘sends his widowed mother a pound ‘every "Monday and he always regis- ters it. That's for a letter, in a reg- sitered envelop, from Sir Charles to his bankers in London. And the third is for a small parcel that was regis- tered, on Tuesday morning, by one of those ladies staying at the Hall.” “Just so,” said Laggatt, keepng his voice as steady as possible. that’s all?” “That’s all, Sir,” affirmed Mrs. Marsh. “And I beg you'll not let anybody know, Sir, that——" “Make yourself quite easy, Mrs. Marsh,” said Laggett. “Not a soul will ever know. And—I'm very much obliged to you.” Mrs. Marsh put away her book. “$ hope you’ve found out what you want- ed to know, Sir,” she said, eying her caller inquisitively. “I—I can’t tell you,” replied Leg- gatt. “At least—not yet. But 44 He hesitated a moment, murmured another word of thanks, and forth- with left the office. Outside, he pulled out a notebook and pencil. “Sent it to herself,” he muttererd. “Clever. And—she’s go- ing to stay at the Hall a few days longer, is she? And came to inquire about Bobby’s cough, eh? Um!” Then he wrote down an address: Mrs. Guy Peacock, 23 Heatherfield Mansions, Mayfair, W. The first thing that Leggatt did on returning to the vicarage was to pick up the card which Mrs. Peacock had left on the hall table and put it care- fully away in his pocketbook; he had already thought out a plan of action in which that card was to be a high- ly useful factor. The second was to announce to Mrs. Leggatt, over the , luncheon table, that he was going ap to town by the afternoon train. Mrs. , Leggatt looked her astonishment. “Francis!” she exclaimed. Then light burst in upon her. some—idea ?” she suggested. clue?” “An idea, yes,” “A—a assented Leggatt. “And— 1 “You have . “A clue—well, I don’t know. But— | I'm going. And—it’s to be kept se- cret—mentioned to—no one! be back tomorrow afternoon.” At three o'clock, looking very de- termined, his wife thought, he went off to catch the local train to Chil- minster; at five minutes to four he was on the platform at Chilminster, awaiting the London express. And as he stood there, he suddenly saw one of Sir Charles’s guests—Hawks- foot, the man whom he had describ- I shall ed to Mrs. Leggatt as looking like an | adventurer. Hawksfoot,who seemed to be in a hurry, did not see the vicar; Leggatt watched him hasten off towards the express, just then steaming in. Pres- ently he saw him enter a first-class | smoking compartment; Leggatt pass- ed its door; he traveled third-class He had another glimpse of Hawks- foot when the train arrived at King’s Cross four hours later; Hawksfoot was stepping into a taxicab. Leggatt went off fashioned hotel of Bond Street, dinner, over two or three: pipes of to- bacco, revived his for the morrow. Certain circum- stances, he thought, were highly in his favor—in fact, he wag extremely He knew Heatherfield Man- in the neighborhood {sions well; he had once had a small flat there himself, when, before his marriage, he had been curate at West End church. Accordingly he was acquainted with what was “done there about letters. : There were some thirty apart- ments, of various sizes, in Heather- field Mansions; if any tenant happen- ed to go away and lock up his or her apartment, all letters and parcels for that particular person were deposited with the hall porter at his office in the main entrance until the addressee returned. And it was doubtless in the hall porter’s nest or piegonholes that the registered parcel, sent off by Mrs. Peacock from Meddersley, was then reposing. In that parcel Leggatt firmly believed the Hislip chalice would be found. And—he was deter- mined to get it. At ten o’clock next gatt walked into the entrance of Heatherfield Mansions, and to his great joy recognized in the hall porter the same man who had acted in that capacity when he himself was a ten- ant— an ex-army man named Mur- phy. Murphy remembered the former curate well enough, and gretted him almost affectionately; Laggatt let him talk awhile before entering on his own business. = At last he drew out Mrs. Peacock’s card—and prepared to tell the lies which he just had to tell. “I don’t know whether you're aware morning Leg- of it, Murphy,” he began. “I have | been Vicar of Meddersley, away in the North, for some years, since leaving here. There is one of your tenants, Mrs. Guy Peacock, staying at Med- dersley Hall just now as guest of Sir Charles Leddingham. Mrs, Peacock is going to remain there rather longer than she intended, and knowing that Was coming to town last night and returning home this afternoon, she gave me her card, asked me to hand it to you, and to ask you for a small registered parcel which she sent here the other day and now wants—she said you’d have it.” He knew before he had come to the end of ‘his last hurried sentence that there was something wrong; that his carefully contrived scheme wasn’t go- ing te be successful; that something had happened. Murphy was looking at him oddly. “Well, bedad, that’s the queer thing entirely, Mr. Leggatt!” he said “You're the second gentleman that’s called for that same parcel this morning, and with the same message. Mr. Hawksfoot, that’s a great chum of Mrs. Peacock’s when she’s at home —Sure, he was round here for that parcel at nine o’clock. And of course I gave it to him.” Leggatt thanked his stars that he was able to keep his countenance. “Oh, Mr. Hawksfoot’s got it, has he, Murphy?” he answered. “Oh, that'll be all right. I know Mr. Hawksfoot—he’s been staying at Sir Charles Leddingham’s too. I see how . the mistake arises. So long as he’s! | i | i { 1 | { to a quiet, old | got ‘the parcel . . . By-the-by, doesn’t "Mr. Hawksfoot live somewhere round here?” That was a chance cast—Leggatt’s tone suggested that he knew some- thing of Hawksfoot’s whereabouts; in reality he knew nothing. But Mur- phy swallowed the bait. “Oh, he does, Mr. Leggatt,” he an- swered. “At 231A, Half Moon Street. often carry notes for him there from Mrs. Peacock—mighty thick is them two, Sir—and rale sports, both of them.’ Then he turned to attend to an- other caller, and Leggatt, with a nod and a smile, went out into the street. He was conscious of only one thing —Hawksfoot, without doubt, had got the Hislip chalice. And now Leggatt stood wondering what to do next. Should he go to his solicitor? Or should be go to the police? to Scotland Yard? That, perhaps, was what he ought to do. ‘There was no doubt in Leggatt’s mind now that these two people, whom ex- Sergeant Murphy had aptly described as being mighty thick, were in a con- spiracy about the theft of the Hislip chalice. And there was no doubt that it was now in Hawkfoot’s possession. Leggatt suddenly came to a deci- sion. He would go round to Half Moon Street, call on Hawksfoot at his rooms and tell him his business in plain words. If Hawksfoot blustered, equivocated, protested, he would not only threaten him with the police, but would immediately summon their as- sistance. That was surely the thing to do—and, as Half Moon Street was close by, in five minutes more Leg- gatt was at Hawksfoot’s door. A youthful valet answered his knock, and on hearing what he want- ed, shook his head. “Mr. Hawksfoot’s just gone out, Sir,” he replied. “Ten minutes since, Sir. I couldn't say when he'll be back—might be some time, Sir. 1 know he’s lunching at his club, Sir.” “Oh!” said Legatt. “Which club is that?” “Saddle and Stirrup Club, Sir—Pic- cadilly. Not five minutes’ walk, Sir.” “But you're not sure he'll be there now ?” suggested Leggatt. “Just so —might be out the town, eh? Um! I think I'll step in and leave Mr. Hawksfoot a note, if I may?” “Certainly, Sir,” said the standing politely aside. Sir.” He ushered Leggatt into a cozy sitting-room and pointed to an old bureau that stood in a recess. “Note- paper and envelops there, Sir.” “Thank you,” replied Leggatt. He drew a chair up to the bureau— and then, as the valet withdrew, clos- ing the door behind him, Laggatt let out a sharp, sibilant breath of sur- prise and relief. For there, right be- fore him, in an open compartment of the bureau, stood the Hislip chalice! Leggatt acted and moved with a determination and speed that surpris- ed himself. The Hislip chalice went straight into his pocket in one mo- ment; within the next, he was out the hall again, summoning the valet. “On second thoughts,” valet, “This way, said Leg- and after a belated | 82tt calmly, “I won’t write a note. I call round at Mr. Hawksfoot’s plan of campaign | ol instead. But,” he added, “in case | ‘him my card? miss him there, will you please give Thank you—good morning!” A moment later Leggatt was down- stairs and going swiftly away. At the corner of Charges Street he chanced on a taxicab and plunged in- to it with a sharp order to the driver. “King’s Cross!” At seven o’clock that evening Leg- gatt, tired but triumphant, let him- self into his vicarage. No one wit- nessed his entrance; Mrs. Leggatt was up-stairs in the nursery; the servants were in the back regions. He went straight to his study, took a bunch of keys from a certain hiding- place and stole out again into the ad. Jjacent churchayrd. Presently he was in the church and in the vestry—and when he had done what he wanted there, he slammed the door of the safe viciously. Then he went home and summoned his wife. “Marian,” he said, “I've got it. It’s back in the safe! And if ever I run any risk about it again, may I be— shot!” Mrs. Leggatt was clasping her hands in a paroxysm of delight and »f admiration at her hushand’s clever: ness. “Francis!” she exclaimed. “But— where did you find it? And how?” “I found it,” replied Leggatt, with a glance at the door, “on Mr. Hawks- foot’s desk, in his flat in Half Moon Street. Marian? But—that’s not all! Have we ten minutes before dinner? Then listen!” ’ Mrs. Leggatt listened open-mouth- ed. When her husband had told her the whole horrible story, she threw up her hands. i “Then that accounts for it,” she ex- claimed. “That, of course, accounts for it!” “Accounts for—what?” asked Leg- | gatt. “For this!” replied his wife. “This afternoon, about three o'clock, Mrs. Peacock called here—to inquire about Bobby’s cough, of course. While she was here, a footman from the Hall with a telegram whick had just arrived there for her—Sir Charles thought it might be of im- portance. She opened it—and I saw at once that it gave her a shock. She went red, white, red again—and seemed, well, furiously annoyed and angry. She gave me a very queer look—very queer. “Then she jumped up and said she | must be off—she’d had news that necessitated her returning to town at ; once. She hurried away—and not long afterwards I saw one of Sir Charle’s cars setting off towards Chil- minster—I suppose she was in it, and going to catch the express. Of course, that telegram would be from Hawks- foot. He, no doubt, Francis, had found your card on his desk. Fran- cis—don’t you wish we’d been there to see his face when he found it!” The dinner-bell rang before Leg- gatt could answer. But before he had twice put his spoon in his soup, he looked up and smiled. “I wish we had, Marian, I wish we had,” he said. What d’you think of that, came across - “However, you had - the pleasure of seeing Mrs. Peacock open her telegram. 1 hadn’t. But it gave me a wicked, absolutely fiend- ish feeling to leave Hawksfoot my card!” —From Hearst’s International Cos- mopolitan. re ap SOLDIER GRAVES ARE UNKEMPT IN BONY CEMETERY. Paris, France.—“The most disap- pointing sight I have found in Europe is the American Soldiers Cemetery at Bony,” reports Lieutenant-Colonel Matthew Carey, of the famons 27th division of New York State, who is here revisiting ground he was famil- iar with ten years ago. “I visited at least 50 of the 250 beautiful burial grounds belonging to the British Allies and found every one of them in perfect condition. There are permanent markers over svery grave and flowers on every one. “An English rose-vine trails over the little grave of every English soldier; purple and white heather blooms over every one of the brave Scotchmen who lost their lives in the Ypres salient and the New Zealand- ers lie in a little corner of their home- land. Every flower, bush and shrub to be found in the Canadian section was brought over from the Domin- ion.” Colonel Carney was extremely sur- prised when he came to the wooden staff which serves as a monument for the dead of his own division. A rag- ged piece of American flag bunting waves from the top and rain and snow have almost entirely washed off the inscription it bears. The little wooden crosses will soon be replaced by ones from the Carrara quarries. “But why the Italian marble?” asks Colonel Carney. Why not some of our good stuff from the State of Vermont and thus make it a little corner of America?” The only flowers in the whole ceme- tery of several thousands of graves were those Colonel Carney had brought with him to put on the grave of a friend. The caretaker, an Amer- ican citizen, showed him where it was and left him at once, manifesting lit- tle interest in the matter. At all of the British Allied cemeteries, on the contrary, the visitor had met with more than extreme courtesy and a great desire to aid him. The war has been over for ten years, Ypres is entirely rebuilt and the American Cemetery which holds the bodies of some of the finest sol- diers America sent over is still far from the condition in which visitors should find it, tee bm Anyone Can Fly Says Chamberlain. Anyone who can drive an automo- bile can learn to fly!” Thus Clarence D. Chamberlain dis- pells the popular idea that a success- ful air pilot must have superior physi- cal and mental equipment along with steel nerves. Chamberlain, the hero of the New York-to-Germany flight, now consult- ant on aviation to the city of New York, expresses the belief, in an arti- cle written for the current North Am- erican Review, that thousands of Am- ericans would be flying their own planes today except for lack of confi dence in their own qualifications. The rigid demands of military fly- ers during the World War have given the ordinary man a feeling of inferi- ority when he considers flying. Chamberlain says. But he points out that while less than 12 per cent of the war time candidates for the flying corps ever became pilots, nearly 93 per cent of the applicants who apply for a federal flying license today are able to qualify physically. “The man who wants to use a plane as he would an automobile—to go somewhere quickly and comfortably— needs no more special physical quali- fications than he would need to drive an automobile,” he says. “He ought to be able to see and hear and judge dis- tances, but so should the man behind a steering wheel. In these days of congested street traffic, it is a ques- tion if the man is not less handicap- ped off in the air than on the ground. Boys in their teens today have the making of better flyers than adults, Chamberlain has discovered, because . they have grown up in an age when flying is more or less commonplace and So do not regard the airplane as a thing to inspire awe, as do their el- ders. They learn to fly as naturally as Hele fathers learned to drive automo- iles. “I have taken up youngsters of 12 to 16 who got the hang of flying with- in a very few minutes,” he says. “It often takes hours of perspiring and despairing effort on the part of the instructor before an adult acquires the same knowledge.” "HUNTERS CAN AID IN DISEASE | FIGHT. The Board of Game Commissioners are asking the co-operation of all hunters in an effort to keep Pennsyl- vania free from tularemia or rabbit fever which has been prevalent at times in others States. ; Despite many rumors concerning affected rabbits in Pennsylvania dur- ing the past several hunting seasons, intensive examinations failed to dis- cover a single case. Co-operation cf the hunters will assure continuance of this condition, officers of the Commis- sion said. Sportsmen who find dead rabbits ! were asked to send them to the of- | ices of the Commission at Harris- burg, for examination. If presence of rabbit fever is suspected it was urg- ed that sportsmen use precaution in handling the body to prevent person- -al infection. Use of rubber gloves or , washing in an antiseptic solution was | suggested. In wild rabbits a spotting of the i liver and spleen with yellowish and { whitish flecks was said to be the most ! certain symptom of presence of the . disease. In addition to wild rabbits and hares, ground squirrels, pine squir- rels, woodchucks, opossums, cats, porcupines and various species of rats and mice are susceptible to the dis ease.