ey REAL MEANING TO VISIONS OF SLEEP Fantasies by No Means te Be Disregarded. While men will not admit it, women usually are more intuitive. Their more natural expression of emotion, which so early meets with repression from the men, is an ac- ceptable explanation. With the male of the household, pro- viding he is strongly psychic, anyth that passes the censor of his subcon- scious mind is a “hunch.” But with the female such visions are presentl- ments, which carry tokens of good or clou of depression, says a writer in the {cago Evening Post. _ But instead of allowing dreams to depress, they should serve as a warn- u Jo repare us for whatever _hap- Je 5 state of mind we pet may idestep that nich i Sd ring EE Sometiuiés it 18 the Firiking of a bell, the crying of a dog, the creak- ing, creaking noise, a figtre in black. There are many accounts of the ap- pearance of one about to die, to the loved one, even though distance be great. Great rulers of Europe have awakened from sleep and summoned their servants to protect them from objects in their rooms. Soon they would be replaced on the throne and driven from their homes. If you will search your mind you will recall the dream or warning that came to you of something that was about to happen. Did it happen? A great many will find that it did. Many have experienced thinking of a friend very intently and then re- ceiving news from him. When you dream or have a presen- timent, do not be alarmed. Think it over. If it carries a message of good fortune, all well and good; If it car- ries a depressing message, be ready to meet the situation—maybe you can prevent it. For one to cut a finger or suffer other laceration of the hands or face warns the dreamer to set up a bar- rier against the treachery of one whom she believes to be a friend. However, should it appear that no bloed comes from the wound, it is indicated that the treachery will be quite concealed and may work great harm. To be lonely and unhappy in a dream means that you will be happy and quite contented in wakened hours. Dream records show that visions of unhappiness nearly always are fol- lowed by much happiness for the | dreamer. A lover is quite often visioned by a dreamer and his or her appearance brings both good and bad omens. Ardent love will come if the lover is happy, while unhappiness is quite sure if the lover seems angry or indif- ferent. Dreams of collisions mean but one thing; you are about to face difficult problems which will end seriously for you unless you exert yourself. Such dreams of caution must not be taken lightly. When such a vision comes to you, prepare yourself to meet the emergency and you will be pro- tected. Deception can readily be noticed in some of these dreams which will give you ample warning to beware of false friends. Unless your companions are Jovial and show good cheer, be on your guard. All other visions are bad omens. Often the sweet strains of music can be plainly heard in dreams. It heralds for the dreamer peace of mind in wakened hours and success in love and business. It is a good omen to seem to.be singtng alone, while good times are ahead if you are singing with a group. One of the predominating dreams that enter the nightly visions of young women is the bridal costume. Nearly every young woman will ad- mit that she has at some time seen herself attired in bridal attire. a dream is often important. If one seems happy while in such attire, good fortune, happiness, suc- cess In love and business are destined for them. While, on the contrary, at- tire forebodes of illness, unhappy mar- riage and loss of friends and money. Longings and Cravings Lady Diana Manners visited one day in Greenwich village a studio where most of the young men wore sandals and Russian blouses and trousers that bagged deplorably at the knees. Lady Diana, surveying that rapt company while a super-realist read a free verse poem, whispered to Theodore Dreiser. “I see that here, as In England, lit- erary longings mean long teeth, long hair and long faces—everything but long pocketbooks, in fact.” Mr. Dreiser nodded gravely. “To put in it another way,” said he, “the universal literary craving is hunger, just hunger, ma'am.” Intelligent Cow A pet cow which pumps water from a well in a pasture has made herself one of the leading attractions of Te- kamah, Neb. The animal belongs to James Matthews, She will push the pump up, then down, quickly bringing her head beneath the water to get it fresh from the pump, continuing this for ten or fifteen minutes, One kind- hearted citizen endeavored to assist the cow by pumping water into a tub, but the cow looked upon his effort with disdain and, as soon as the citl- zen had gone a short distance, pro- ceeded to pump herself a cool, fresh drink from the well ~—Indianapolis News. Such” Frigate Bird Used as Letter Carrier The swiftest of all sea birds Is the frigate bird. In certain of the equa- torial isles of the Pacific this bird is employed as a letter carrier. Taken from the nest before it can fiy, it is fed on a fish diet by the natives. In the course of a few months it beccmes go tame that it can be set free dur- ing the day and will return to its perch at sunset. An American for- merly in the foreign service, who had frequent opportunities of witnessing the performances of these birds as letter carrie tells an Interesting tale in \ this relation, eres SG fea On Nanomaga, where the American lived for 12 months, he had two “frigates” which were given hjm by a trader on Nultao, 60 miles to wind- ward, and in 1 retufn the American gave two plendid and very tame birds, hatched an and reared NS ua The four were continu vin wh Gi gland to © Toma a He 5 the uitao pair would visit their zbplace and visit the American’s their perch outside his house, uaa = g one 3 OF TWO ays, fishing on on their own account together and being fed at dawn and nightfall by the na- tives and the American. Then all four would sail off to Nuitao, the Amer- ican’s pair usually returning within 36 hours. To test the speed of these birds, the American once sent one of them to Nuitao by the bark Redcoat, In care of the captain, who kept it in his cabin. It fretted greatly during the 48 hours the vessel was beating up to Nuitao against the southeast trades. The Redcoat arrived at Nuitao at four o'clock in the afternoon. At 4:30 the trader there, after writing a few lines to the American, and rolling the paper into a small square of oilskin, tied it to the bird and cast it loose. It was out of sight in a few seconds. Now, the American and his friends had been keeping a keen outlook for the bird. They could only guess at the time when the Redcoat would ar- rive at Nuitao, but imagined it would be at least 60 hours. Before six o'clock on the day that the trader had lib- erated the American’s bird it was set- tled on its perch at home, accompanied by another couple, which it had evi- dently met en route. All three birds were heavily gorged with flying fish and allowed themselves to be caught and brought into the American’s house, where the note was removed from the messenger. Here’s a Real Record Now, don’t crowd. The Cape Girar- deau Southeast Missourian says: Having established records, as yet unbroken, for the most ancient collar button and the most aged and honor- able key ring, the contest now leaps, with added zest into a different field. This is the field of the razor strop and the first to enter it immediately sets a record that would seem close to unbeatable. According to a relia- ble communique, S. S. Smith of 1438 Bessie street possesses a razor strop that has been in active service since James A. Polk was President of the United States. This remarkable razor strop was acquired by Mr. Smith, who speaks of himself as “only a boy of ninety-two,” in the year 1845, and he still uses it weekly, he says, therely setting a non-stop record of 76 years Jade Find in Africa An important discovery of jade has been reported from a farm near the town of Britts in the Transvaal, South Africa. The stone was found in the various shades of blue, white, pink and green, and in quantities large enough to warrant commercial ex- ploitation. The discovery was made during prospecting operations for chrome iron. A company has been formed with headquarters in Johannesburg, and has obtained permission from the govern- ment to bring in Chinese jade experts as cutters and polishers so that the jade may be marketed as beads and art ornaments, Birds Follow Icebergs Each season when the icebergs break away from Greenland and start to the south in the Atlantic they are followed ty ever increasing flocks of sea birds, says the Ohio State Journal. Officers of the coast-guard cutters, on duty near the icebergs to warn shipping, report the bird life with the bergs is much greater this year than in the past. Fulmars, shearwaters, murre, kittewakes and dovekies are there in large numbers, apparently to get the food supply that is provided when the waves dash against the bergs and disable the little people of the water, or the melting of the ice releases food imprisoned in the Far North ages ago. To Make Study of Dams To determine the weakest parts o1 dams and just why they sometimes fail, the Engineering foundation, the joint research organization of the American societies of civil, mining, metallurgical, mechanical and electri cal engineers, proposes to construct a dam at an éxpenditure of $100,000 and then cause it to turst. The experi ment is to be made near Fresno, Cal, The main object to be achieved is the knowledge of how to build dams of maximum safety, yet with minimum thinness of construction and conse quent economy of material, Russian Dancing Prodigy Among the most promising dancers in the Russian ballet season in Lon- don this season was Serge Lifar, aged eighteen, who had a dramatic escape from the bolshevists af isn FAT FEE ALMOST LOST TO LAWYER But He Recovered Himself in Nick of Time. : In a Missouri town there resided a lawyer who had become rather suc- cessful in getting people out of trouble, H. K. Ford tells us in the Docket. Most of his clients were white people, and those who were in good circum- stances would be charged “all the trafic would bear.” But occasionally an impecunious white person or darky, whose feet had become entangled in the meshes of the dragnet of fhe B would call of Wg josh I fessional serv. ces getting The @ ore. 8a) feet ex extricated from their inhos- pitable surroundings. From these peo- ple he sometimes received very small fees; but he went on the theory that all,” so he accepted their busine and collecled what he could from them, One day an elderly negro, plainly clad and humble looking, entered his office. The lawyer told him to br seated, and inquired: “What can I do for you?” The old darky said: “Boss, dey’s got my boy in jail. Whut will you charge to get him out?” The lawyer, sizing up his prospective client as one who was not very pror perous, replied: “Oh, ten dollars.” Thereupon the negro, who had been away from the community for some time, and who had, without the home people knowing anything about it, ac- cumulated a little money, pulled out a large roll of bills and commenced turn- ing them over, presumably in an effort to find one of as small denomination as the fee demanded. The lawyer saw the bills, and hastily said: “What jail is it where they have your boy?” “Why, boss, it’s de county jail, dey calls it, up heah on de hill.” “Do you mean he is in the big stone jail up there, with steel bars on all the windows?” “Yas, suh; yas, suh; dat’s de place, boss.” “Oh, well when I answered your first question, I thought you meant they had him in the little wooden building down here that they use a8 a holdover. If he’s In the stone jail, with the barred windows, it will cost $250 to get him out of that.” The old darky slowly counted out the required amount, the while muttering: “Dat pestiffous boy cain’t be satis- fied wid no littie wooden jall; seems lak he allus picks out dem ’spensive places.” Imagine The statistician of a large manufac turing plant states that the time may come when historians will look back on our mechanical age as a curious freak, for, he says: our processes undoubtedly lowers the intelligence of all who have to do with production except the experts who make the machines. It also makes pos- sible the rapid depletion of natural re- sources. We are now going a mile deep for copper here in Michigan, where we used to get it from the sur- face. Just what our mechanical age will do to the human race is a nice problem. Among other things, the ease with which we get great quantities of natural resources converted into usable supplies appears to make possible the rapid increase of the population of the earth to a point where we seem to be reaching a state of over-crowding.” Royalty Taken Seriously {mperial portraits are serious mat ¢ers in Japan, though the incidents in connection with a certain set cannot appear other than comic to the outside world. Eight years ago copies of the portraits of the royal family disap- peared from a schooihouse near Osaka. The authorities immediately prohib- ited the press from mentioning the fact. Though the mystery has never been solved, the government, doubtless feeling that the danger to the public weal lurking in the episode has died with time, has lifted the censorship, and the Japanese press may now pub- lish the fact that the portraits have disappeared. Her Choice of Suitors “What a lucky girl you are, Daphne, to be able to choose between two such handsome and stylish young men! Have you made up your mind which is to be your husband?” “To tell you the truth, I'm in a bit of a fix. If I decide to wear my cream- colored dress at the wedding, I shall take Alphonse, as he is dark-complex- ioned, you know; but if I decide to go in my blue dress, I rather think fair Algy will make the better match of the two.” Judge With a Heart Here's a judge with a heart. A emall boy was arrested for playing hookey from school on circus day. “I just wanted to see the parade,” said the boy. “Sure, you did, and there's no law against skipping school on cir- cus, day,” said the judge. Argentine Government Oil Oil exploration in Argentina has made such progress that the govern- ment is to build an oil refinery. Re- turns from gales of petroleum in 1924 amounted to $1,733,000. No, No. Merely Shared It Times of India—America, we are in- formed, has given up the worship of the golden calf in favor of the silken calf.—Roston Transcript, “Merchandising | | Icebergs on Lake in Glacier National Park Icebergs are usually thought of only In connection with the sea, but there are a few places where glaciers have their outlet on bodies of fresh water and where masses of ice float about on lakes, writes T. A. Church in St. Nicholas. Cne of these is in Glacier National park, in Montana, and visi- tors pronounce it one of the most spec- facular features of this scenic wonder- land. "N37 Iceberg lake, as this body of water is most appropriately called, is about seven miles from the famous Many Glacier hotel, and lies in an amphi- theater formed by the p! recipitous Cathedral wall and Mount Wilbur. Between he © and the cliffs is a acler, fe ae & on the water, and large ‘blocks of ice break from its face, 80 that ther here are icebergs in the lake, in mudsummer, : The snow for the formation of the glacier Tows bver the walls of the amphithea er, and collects in the basin fn huge drifts. These, thawing and freezing, result in Ice. The outlet of the lake is too shallow to allow the icebergs to pass out, $0 they melt there, with the result that the water has, even in summer, a temperature of only 39 degrees Fahrenheit. De- spite the coldness of the water, many visitors swim in it and are photo- graphed scampering about on the ice floes. Near Iccberg lake is Gunsight lake and Gunsight pass, the latter being one of the most famous passes over the Continental Divide. Glaciers are on every hand, and dozens of streams tumble into the picturesque lake. At one time a fine chalet was located on the shore, but it was swept away by an avalanche. Ice may occasionally be seen floating on Gunsight lake, but most of the glaciers which feed the lake are high above the water. The Blackfoot glacier, two miles distant, is the largest in the park, covering an area of ten square miles. How Sargent “Got” Them Only a fortnight ago Mr. Ernest Ip- sen, a distinguished portrait painter himself, in talking of the character displayed or concealed in the faces of sitters, told me a story of Sargent. It seems that in painting Wertheimer, the artist was watching eagerly for the psychological moment. “Finally,” said be, “I deliberately asked him a question about an interesting invest- ment—then I got him.” But indeed he nearly always got them; the strong set face of a soldier like General Wood, the lady whose gowns were more important than herself, and the lady whose face in its character would make you forget any gown, the wind and sea tan on the skin of an admiral, or the soft texture of the complexion of a little Beatrice Goelet, the person who was bursting with health and the one who would soon see the doctor. Yes, he got them.—Edwin H. Blash- field, in the North American Review. Private O’Leary, V. C. Michael O'Leary, one of the firs men to win the Victoria cross in the war and now a resident of Canada, has been released from custody by United States immigration officials; he has been cleared of the charge of tiying to smuggle aliens into this country. Mi- chael won the cross in the early fight- ing in the Ypres sector. Alone, he ad- vanced up to an enemy machine gun nest and killed half the crew, com- pelling the other half to surrender and bring their guns along with them. Michael was brought to London to ke decorated by the king. Admiral Lord Fisher, that hard-bitten old sea dog, was standing about at the time of the ceremony and remarked: “Mr. O'Leary, you're a d—d good fighter, I wish to God I had you in the navy !”—Pierre Van Paassen In Atlanta Constitution. Plaster of Paris Houses Sypsum, commonly called “plaster ot paris,” which has been used for cen- turies for plastering walls, is the es- sential part of a new fireproof building material. Mixed with cinders, gravel, crushed stone or furnace slag, and poured in forms, it can be used in the construction of one and two-story houses at a cost that compares favor- ably with that of wooden buildings, says Popular Science Monthly. In a recent laboratory test the outside of a six-inch gypsum concrete wall was subjected to a temperature of 1,700 degrees for an hour, and at no time did the interior surface become warm. Began “Digging” In During their advance to the Marne, the Germans left sappers behind them to intrerch a position on the Aisne to which they could return if necessary. After their retreat from the Marne, following the first phase of the Battle of the Aisne, September 18, 1914, they took up their position behind the trenches and the trench warfare, which featured the World war, began. Torch Fights Fires A new apparatus for fighting forest fires consists of a kerosene blow-torch, useful for setting backfires, says the Popular Science Monthly. By iis use all the firing, it is claimed, can be done by one experienced man, thus reducing the attendant danger to a minimum, Wholly Untrue “John, dear; dinner’s on the table Now don’t rush; take your time and finish reading your story—there’s no hurry.”—Life, Croatian Railroads Railroads connecting Croatia with the ports of Bebenica and Spalato are being constructed. | MOTIVES OF MIRTH MANY AND VARIED But Adults and Childrer Are Much Alike. What do children laugh at, always and everywhere? Kurt Pinthus asks in Uhu (Berlin). They laugh because things are breakable. They laugh at aller children whom they can trip up, and at the naughty psanks with which they disput the normal order of events. In general, we may say that they gu h_from a feeling of superiority the Weaker or the injured; and ey laugh whenever they can show themselves apparently superior to the older persons in charge of them—per- haps by misbehavior before a teacher. A child laughs from malicious en- joyment, from the triumphant con- sciousness of another’s humiliation, from an impuise which the child knows is “naughty” by the traditional moral code. § & Pesult of the Findrancs in- volved in our ordering of society, most i grown-ups attain in early youth a men- tal level not too far removed from the \ child's. So that the laughter of aqults, . even though they have learned—or should have learned—to understand the traditional distinction between good and evil, springs for the most part from the same roots as the laugh- ter of children. The motives of adult laughter are mere variations of the things that chil- dren laugh at. The adult laughs at physical oddities or their imitation. He laughs because somebody else has fallen down or because somebody else has caused a second somebody to tum- ble, or because somebody who thinks | himself In safe superiority goes sprawl- ing. The adult laughs, above all, at any- one to whom he himself feels superior and in whom some antisocial quality is represented with very one-sided ex- aggeration. Thus he laughs at Don Quixote, who forgets the world of reality while he plays at being a knightly hero in a world which no longer knows such heroes. In comedies he laughs at the greedy man, the vain man, the boaster, the timid man, and the sham—because In every situation these types show themselves to be ex- aggeratedly greedy, vain, boastful, timid or deceitful, and because the preponderance of these typical char- acters which dominate each like a kind of fixed idea leads to unusual and surprising situations. Give and Take Representative Clint Cole was talk mg about the aircraft controversy: “First one side scores,” he said. “then the other side scores. It’s like the doctor and the man with the mumps. : “The man with the mumps halted the doctor and said: “Doc, what ought a chap to do when he’s got the mumps? “The doctor's lips closed tight at the thought of being buncoed out of a free prescription, and then he gave a harsh laugh and said: “ ‘Such a man, my friend, ought to consult a good physician.’ “The man with the mumps laughed harshly in his turn. “ “Thanks, Doc, what I'll do, then. he said. So long!” ‘That’s His Looks “The bank was robbed just before 1 ot to town,” announced Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge upon his return from the county seat. “Mercy sakes!” ejaculated his wife. “It must have been exciting!” “It shore was] Just ag I driv’ in I met the robbers tearing along the road in a rattling old auto, and after ’em came eight or ten other old cars with fellers in ’em, all shooting at the inner- cent bystanders at every jump, as you mought say. Ill b'dogged if I don’t reckon the reason I escaped with my life was b’cuz I didn’t look innercent.” —XKansas City Times. His Guess =What kind of a store is that fellow sver at Toad Rock running?” asked a motorist. “Well, he has auto parts for sale,” replied the attendant in the filling sta- tion at Ten Degrees, ‘buys butter, eggs and poultry, deals in real estate, paints houses, marries folks In his capacity as justice of the peace, runs the post office, sells stamps, hams, molasses, etc, and takes boarders upstairs. 1 reckon you'd call it a drug store.”— Kansas City Star. Modesty Insisted Upon Men at Marshfield, Mass., may not parade the shore clad only in bathing suits. The movement to censor wom- en’s bathing attire was extended to include that worn by men also, with the result that this famous old town, once inhabited by Daniel Webster and Thomas Lawson, requires that neither men nor women parade the streets or avenues unless they are covered with wraps that extend at least to the knees. Anglo-Jap Air Project i A four-day nonstop transarctic air | ship service between England and Ja: pan is promised, the route to be across cotland, Norway, northern Russia, Si- berin and Saghalien, a distance of 5,000 miles. Diamonds From Belgium Diamonds sent from Belgium to thi country in a recent month were valued at $1,500,000, while steel shipped from f Shen igi in Se same time was worth only Says Women Owe Debt to Immortal Writer Shakespeare was a great student and admirer of women, said George Gorden Merton, professor of English literature at Oxford university. In the history plays women had a hard time, and had to fight principally with their tongues. They sometimes threatened to scratch, but as a rule it would have been unnecessary to use thelr “ten commandments.” —— In the comedies young men were splendid fellows, but were better at talking ‘than doing. When any real business had to be done or when any difficult arrangements had to be made it was the young women who acted. Shakespeare was so consistent about this that he must have meant it, 2nd Mr. Gordon believed that in pri- te life it it was pretty near the truth. hakespeare appeared to have be- lieved that it was one of the para- doxes and one of the puzzles of the feminine character that love as a rule made women not less but more prachi. cal, Considering what Shakespeare had done for women, Professor Gordon thought it was singular that women had done so little for Shakespeare in the w way of interpreting him and study- ing his character. io Shakespeare had done women more honor than any other dramatist, ex- cept possibly Moliere, and yet hardly any women had applied to his works those powers of analysis peculiar to their sex, which they exercised daily in all the drawing rooms of Europe on the characters of their friends. Shakespeare paid women the high compliment of supposing that they might have knowledge, shrewdness, wit, and courage, without ceasing to be wholly feminine.—London Tele- graph. 4 a ere ! Delicate Instrument A newly mounted radiometer is to be ased In an expedition about to be nade half way around the earth to :ake daily measurements of the heat of the sun in the interest of long- range weather forecasting, The radiometer is so sensitive that the ray of a candle situated 7,000 feet iway and focused upon it is sufficient to turn its vanes through several hun- fired scale divisions. Even the face »f an observer, when placed in the position previously occupied by the candle, will produce a deflection of twenty-five scale divisions. It has been suggested by a humorist that with fhig instrument one might almost note the approach of a friend, while still some miles distant, merely by the glow of his countenance. It might even detect the sun in an English summer. Little Need for Muscle Two thousand years from now man may have hoofs, Tharaldsen of the zoology department of Northwestern university. He will probably have a huge dome of a head, a spindling body, dumpy legs and feet something like those of a horse. As a result of inaction and little need of muscular strength man’s arms and legs are already beginning to dwindle in size, says the professor. Mechanical inventions are rapidly doing away with the need for muscle, he says, and lack of use is causing the muscular por- tions of the body to degenerate. But man’s ever-growing brain will need more room. As a consequence his skull will get bigger and bigger until it resembles a dome.—Pathfinder Mag- azine, Suspicious Resignation Governor Silzer said at a dinner in frenton: “When a man is resigned to a cor- rupt government, mistrust him, He is likely to be profiting from the cor- ruption. ‘Hoskins, clad in deepest black, said resignedly as he drained a large va- nilla soda: “*‘The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. “ ‘Hoskins,’ whispered a bystander, ‘has evidently suffered a bereavement.’ “yes, said another bystander. ‘He buried his mother-in-law this morn- ing.’ »” Remarkable Memories Germans believe that a member ox the staff of the Prussian State library has the finest memory in the world. Hé has specialized in weather reports and from memory he can describe the weather of any day from ‘1881 up to the present time. His wonderful mem- ory recently was tested by the Berlin Meteorological society and he came through with flying colors. Colonel Charratie of England once memorized the entire issue of a mewspaper on a wager; a stoker memorized Haydn's “Dictionary of Dates,” and Lord Ran- dolph Churchill, also of England, was able to repeat a page of print after a single reading. Old Custom Revived Great Britain’s return to the gold standard has revived an ancient cus- tom at the Bank of England. At four o'clotk each afternoon one of the old employees emerges from his sanctum, walks with dignity to the courtyard and there posts upon a bulletin board a list of the bank’s sales and pur- chases of bar gold during the day. At the same hour messengers from the principal private banks, clad in their shintest silk “toppers,” arrive in the courtyard and, after copying the fig: ures on the board, depart in all haste. It is one of the happlest signals of a return to gold currency after a lapse of ten years. says Prof. Conrad