Bellefonte, Pa., January 30, 1925. GOOD DEFINITION OF MAN OF EDUCATION Knowledge of English Indis- pensable, Says Professor. There have been of late, perhaps, more than the usual number of at- tempts, both by professional educators and by writers for the popular maga- zines, to define what is meant by be- ing educated. More than twenty-five years ago George Herbert Palmer, pro- fessor of philosophy in Harvard uni- versity, said in a commencement ad- dress delivered at the University of Michigan: “Good judges have said that he, and he alone, is a well-educat- ed person who uses his language with power and beauty.” Later his address was published under the title of “Self- Cultivation in English,” and it is to- day as applicable and stimulating as ever. Every teacher, every school principal and every member of a school committee in the country should read it for its excellence as a piece of literary composition no less than as a source of inspiration and guidance, 8d- vises the Youth’s Companion. Although Professor Palmer's remark 1s of universal application, it must be taken in this country with reference to English, for, no matter how well a man may know any other language, he is heavily handicapped if he does not know how to use the language of the overwhelming majority with a certain degree of accuracy and ease, If not “with power and beauty.” It Is in this respect that our public schools have done perhaps their most useful work. A common language is a great nation- al benefit, and the established use of English throughout the United States 1s something to be grateful for. Other languages have their place and value, but the official language of the coun- try must be the common possession of all. The story of the Tower of Babel is still in point. And knowledge of English does not mean merely the ability to read simple prose and to repeat the stock phrases of the day, mixed with slang. It means, as Professor Palmer so tersely specified, the ability to: speak and write with “accuracy, audacity and range.” Here is at least one goal to- ward which all of our educational In- stitutions can safely press forward. Shortcomings in other subjects can he concealed, but faulty English, whether in speech or in writing, is sure to re- veal itself at the first contact. It is only the masters that can afford to commit errors. . - Mother Understood She is a wonderful little mother, lovable, sweet, decidedly unsophisti- cated and always concerned over the welfare of her big boy, whose late hours had worried her not a little. “What time did you get in iasi night?” she inquired at breakfast. “This morning you mean, mother: it was 12:15.” «And where were you, might I ask?" “Went to a dance and had a little dinner afterward. Cover charge and all didn’t make it very costly.” She had heard of cover charges ai guch affairs, but had never quite un- derstood. She studied a moment and then: “Rather expensive, I should think. ft seems to me that you'd get tired of paying for table covers.”—Indianapolis News. Vitality of Beet Seeds Beet seeds retain their germinating power for 17 years, according to ex- periments recently conducted by Prof. K. Dorph-Petersen of the Danish seed testing station. A considerable amount of this stock was stored away 17 years ago and some withdrawn for experi- ment every year. The tests showed 85 per cent of germination the gecond year and 24 per cent the seventeenth year of dormancy. Seeds of white clover germinated after 25 years. Only a few grass species tested showed much life after seven or eight years. Yarious environmental conditions may influence the length of time a seed may remain alive, Professor Dorph- Petersen believes. Goats Do Damage The Bulgarian sheep and goat cen- sus for the current year shows that there is a pair of sheep, or a sheep and a goat, for every man, woman and child in Bulgaria, with a part of a sheep or a goat to spare. Sheep, however, are much preferred to goats by the Bulgarian government. The reason is that goats, feeding on the fresh, young tops of shrubs and the small trees, apparently are eating the country bare of forests. Hence steps are being taken to Giscourage thelr in- crease, “Love’s Labor Lost” Little Miss Dorothy May Bovard, 1852 North Pennsylvania street, wao tas just reached the age of nine, was being quizzed the other day concesn- ing her “boy friends.” This was the vonversation: “Well, Dorothy, have you a beau?" the vizitor asked. Dorothy May's face lighted up and smilingly she said: “Sure I have d beau,” then her smile changed to sad- ness as she added, “But he doesn’t pay any a'tention to me,”"—Indignapolis News, ——If you see it in the “Watch- man” you know it’s true. Parsi Put Their Dec? on Towers of Silence It was a terrifying sight and I waz the first European to see it. I had vo camouflage myself and to dress ang act like a native of India In order te visit the sacred burial places of ths Parsi, says a writer in “Deutsche Med- izinsche Wochenschrift.” The burial places, or rather the stor- ing places, of the dead are the Towers of Silence. Foreigners can never get there, dead or alive. All photographs are prohibited. Only by special influ- ence was it possible for me to get near these strange towers. A Parsi to whom I had been recommended by @ friend agreed to guide me. On Malabar hill there is a grove, surrounded by a high wall. A road takes one up to the house of the guards. We happened to see the burlal of a rich Parsi. The body was dresset in white linen and lay on a network of strong linen straps held up by 12 carriers. The entire mourning crowd, dressed in white instead of black, fol- lowed the corpse two and two. Each couple was tied together by a white linen ribbon. Eagles and hawks cl» cled about in the air. I was unable to get to the Towers of .Silence proper, but my companion de- scribed the burial procedure. The corpse is laid on the platform of on2 of the towers by men who are em- ployed for their whole lifetime in this work. As the body begins to decay the eagles come down. The skeletom remains for about three months and then is buried In a valley. Possibility Venus of Milo Never Had Arms It may be some consolation to art lovers throughout the world, who have wondered in what position were the missing arms of the famous Venus de Milo statue in the Louvre, to learn that even the ancients themselves were perplexed on this point, according to & letter to the Springfield (Mass) Re publican. Doctor Edde, a French physiciau, has just made known that during a re- cent visit to Egypt he came into pos- session of a small bronze statuette of the same period as the Venus de Milo. This statuette is an exact copy of the famous Venus, and like the original, 1t has no arms. Doctor Edde therefore concludes that the Venus de Milo never at any time had arms, and he believes that the sculptor, when he had carved out of stone such a divine form. gave up all idea of adding arms. When the Venus de Milo was discov- ered on the island of Milo a large re- ward was offered to anyone who could find the arms, but, in spite of exten | sive search, nothing was discovered. For Umbrella Protection A well-known business man had » pad habit of losing umbrellas, and a3 they were usually expensive ones, ho hit upon the happy idea of having his telephone number engraved on the handle. Since then he lost his um- prella half a dozen times, but owing to the telephone number he has al- ways recovered it. The finder does not have to send it back; he rings up the number and the owner gladly calls for it. If the finder is dishonest he will not feel comfortable with that tell-tale number, and if he himself loses it, as ten to one he will, a more honest per- | son will eventually inform the original | owner. The latter, of course, will know nothing of the umbrella’s adventures If only the umbrella could talk! | 1 | | | You Tell Him! Johnson had obtained work In a rali- way yard and was told to mark some trucks. yi “Here's a piece of chalk,” said the foreman. “Mark each of 'em eleven.” A little later the foreman came around again to see how the new hana had been getting on. He found him sitting on a bucket regarding a truck thoughtfully. Marked upon it was np large 1. “What does this mean?” asked tha foreman. “Only one truck done, and the number wrong at that. I sal¢ eleven, not one.” »] know,” said Jehnson, “but i couldn’t think on which side of thw ‘1’ the other ‘1’ goes!” \ How to Win a Man “a4 man longs for your love unth you have given it to him—after that not only does he cease to desire your love, but frequently ceases to love you also. Moral—Never show him that vou love him—he’ll be much happier if you don't.” “A man can be clumsy, stupid, ugly and base, and yet li. e the eyes of & beautiful woman fouu.. tim adoringly about a room full of attractive people. Heaven knows what the explanatiog is!” “No wife should try to keep her hus pand at home during the evening. Take a cub from a club and you gst ‘eil.”—*Mere Man,” by Honor Bright, Orthodoxy The orthodox Jew Is bigoted and austere. He is a glutton for pain and sorrow. He likes to brood and pity himself. He has no instinct for the . joy of living and disapproves of suck a trait in others, But he does not take life indifferent ty; neither is he bumptious about it. | He has strength of character and lv ‘able to thrive in the face of adversity. He believes In work. He is seldom & | drunkard and eats with prudence, and clean food. He is a man of spiritual icenls and a moral man. He loves law aad order and seldom gets into the criminal class.—Sonya Levien, in Hearst's International. Business Outlook Conditions in our country are ripe for a period of prosperity. We have emerged from a time of severe dpression. The past year has been one of liquidation with dullness in trade and manufacturing. All this is changed Big crops here and poor cnes abread have raised the price of wheat and other farm products. This means increased buying power on the part of our farmers. Radical legislation is not to be feared. Banking conditions are sound, money is easy, credit is abundant. Car loadings are the great- est in our history and the railroads are in condition to make long de- ferred extensions and improvements. Conditions in Europe are rapid- ly improving. The outlook is bright for business of every kind. The First National Bank 1-46 Bellefonte, Pa. ORS UEANTART RF ANRINOUR ANS HORM RAN ME ARVIN AE ANNA KT No Substitute for Safe Deposit Protection me — t is a well proven fact that there is no substitute for Safe Deposit Protec- tion. Why run the risk of loss from fire or theft? For $2.00 and up per year you can rent a Private Lock Box in our Safe Deposit Vaulit. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK STATE COLLEGE, PA. MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM y 0 re RT a a i =} ASI = Er ke Soh Aaa Don’t Let this Pass On Saturday January 24th we place on sale our entire Stetson Hat Stock All $7, $8 and $10 Hats for ten days only or until sold---our Sale Price will be 5.29 A. Fauble Lyon & Co. Lyon & Co. The Best Sale We have just finished inventory and are adding Wonderful Bar- gains to close out odds and ends. See our Silks at 10c. per yard. Mens Leather Work Gloves at 35c. per pair. AAANN WAN Coats....Coats All our Winter Coats (in regular and extra sizes) are going at less than cost of manufacture. See our lot of $5.00 Coats. The Rummage Table is full of Good Bargains. Thurs- day, Friday and Saturday—29th, 30th and 3lst—will be the Ban- ner Days. Lyon & Co. « Lyon & Co. we Come to the “Watchman” office for High Class Job work: $1.75...81.75 Ladies’ Guaranteed Silk Hose These Hose are guaranteed not to develop a “runner” in the leg nor a hole in the heel or toe. If they do this you will be given a new pair free. We Have them in All Colors Yeager’s Shoe Store THE SHOE STORE FOR THE POOR MAN Bush Arcade Building 58-27 BELLEFONTE, PA.