INK SLINGS. —Talking about works of art: Any little task you may have to do is one, if it is well done. ——1It may be noticed that all the wings of the Democratic party are flapping together this year. —Wheat has been jumping quite rapidly during the last few weeks, but it hasn’t been able to set a higher mark than corn. : ——The question of approval or dis- approval of the “mobilization day” scheme can never be raised to the al- titude of a campaign issue. —We read Gov. Bryan's speech of acceptance pretty carefully and we didn’t discover anything in it that a Teal Democrat can’t endorse. —The Republican papers have found another reason why Coolidge should be elected President. He drove a tent peg the other day. Isn't it wonderful what some men can do. — There is no occasion for alarm. "The LaFollette movement will not throw the election of President into Congress. It will accomplish the same result as the Roosevelt movement did in 1912. ——The esteemed contemporary which appraises the acceptance speech of Coolidge to the speeches of Lincoln ought to make arrangement for a bed in an insane asylum for its para- grapher. —Where was all this “common sense” that Coolidge is claiming now when he was sitting in Harding’s «Cabinet meetings and Daugherty and Fall were plundering the Nations’ oil reserves ? —Of course one swallow doesn’t make a summer, but two of four let- ‘ters recently received touching on the Presidential situation were from Re- publicans who said they intended vot- ing for Davis. —God help the country that has to be guided by one who exploits “com- mon sense.” Common sense is noth- ing to blow about. Everybody who has reached the age of maturity and isn’t in a bug house or prison is sup- posed to be endowed with some of that. —It’s too bad, girls, but it’s all off. Davey Hanover won't be at the Altoo- na races. Several weeks ago we told you he would, but his pap, who hap- pens to be George V of England, has _it in for Altoona and won’t let him go there, so if you are a candidate for ‘Queen you’ll have to go to the Long Island polo matches and talk it over with the Prince there. —We understand that the Grand "United Order of Vamoosing Prisoners are preparing .a memorial to be pre- sented to Dr. Ellen Potter suggesting that the colony houses she planned for their use be located in such se- cluded parts of the State that they will provide sanctuaries from nosey officers of the law while they are ef- fecting their get-away. —Tomorrow Mars will be nearer to Earth than that planet has been in one hundred and twenty years or will be in one hundred and twenty years to come. Just a little matter of thirty- four million miles will separate ‘the two. If the proximity of Mars has been the cause of all the weather va- garies we have endured this summer then the sooner our nearest planitary neighbor gets back to her normal dis- tance the better we’ll be pleased. —E. W. Kline writes from away out in Nebraska that he would feel as badly at missing a copy of the “Watchman” as he would over losing “the biggest” trout. That’s sayin’ something we understand. To one who really lives from April 15th to August 1st and only exists during the balance of the year, the thrill of the _strike, the excitement of the fight and the disappointment of the escape of “the biggest” trout is something in- .describable. Those who have never sensed it know not what we are talk- ing about. Mr. Kline has and with his piscatorial simile has paid the “‘Watchman” a wonderful tribute. —Because he walked away within ten days of his legal discharge and thereby invited another sentence, longer than the one about to expire, .Judge Quigley suspended sentence and .directed that George Bradley, escaped from Rockview, be examined as to his mental condition. Most any one will _admit that Bradley must have been ““nuts” to do a trick of that sort. Yes, we mean just plain “nuts.” He didn’t have a phantasy, or exfoliating ery- themia or inguinal adenopathy or any . of those things that Darrow is trying to discover in Loeb and Leopold. If he had had anything like them he’d been too cute to attempt a get-away .on the eve of his discharge. —The United States leads the world in missionary endeavor, in social wel- fare activities, moral uplift work and—in crimes of violence. What have we done that the bread we have been casting on the waters for years .should be coming back so soggy and sour? Maybe'it has been because we have been dealing with crime and - criminals with a velvet glove instead of steel knuckles. Maybe it’s because we have been taying with steering wheels, golf sticks and baseball bats on Sunday instead of thumbing hymn books. Maybe it’s because ice cream, jazz and moonshine injected into kids not yet dry behind the ears is worse than real liquor served to persons ma- ture enough to handle it. Maybe it’s because the country needs. less he- women and less she-men,. God knows “we need something. Whatever it is, .let’s pray foriit like old ‘fashioned, «christian folks. STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 69. of the Campaign En- couraging. Progress The energy and intelligence reveal- ed in the preliminary work of the Democratic organization inspire con- fidence in’ the result of its labors. The great Clarksburg meeting manag- ed by a non-partisan committee under the direction of national chairman Shaver commanded the admiration of practical men of all parties. The or- ganization of the National committee was completed wisely and well and the establishment of headquarters in New York, Chicago and Washington indicates a readiness for action that is most encouraging. The active work of the campaign will begin at Colum- bus, Ohio, next week, when Mr. Da- vis will express his opinion of the “Columbus crowd” in its home town. The record shows that while John W. Davis has never actively can- vassed for a nomination he has never been defeated for an office. His first venture in public life was as member of the House of Delegates in the West Virginia Legislature. He was liter- ally drafted into that office by the peo- ple of ‘his native city and county. Afterward the nomination for Con- gress was forced upon him, and in that office, to which he was elected notwithstanding the party of his op- ponent was largely in the majority, he acquired such distinction as to com- mand the notice of Woodrow Wilson, portant office of Solicitor General and afterward Ambassador to - Great Britain. It is the present intention of the party managers to arrange for a speaking tour of the middle west by Ohio, meeting next Tuesday.. Former Congressmaan Lincoln Dixon, of In- campaign manager, has undertaken this work for the National committee. The purpose of this enterprise is to disabuse the minds of any of the mid- dle west voters of the false impres- sion that Mr. Davis is not in sympa- thy with the progressive ideas popu- lar in that section of the country. It is the section in ‘which Mr. LaFol- lette’s greatest strength lies, and it been seen and heard there the La- Follette vote will be drawn from Re- publicans. ——Herriot is being lionized in Paris for doing that which Poincare was afraid to do, which shows that Pienchmen are wise as well as vola- tile. treme lp em Mr. Coolidge’s Acceptance. Mr. Coolidge’s speech of acceptance is essentially an appeal to the “for- gettery.” He emphasizes the achieve- ments of the Republican party in di- plomacy, finance and economy since the advent of the Harding administra- tion in 1921, and reasons from his conclusions that the party ought to be continued in power. The Republican party assumed control of the govern- ment practically with the election of 1918 at the conclusion of the greatest war in history. The expensive neces- sities of that great war had ceased, and before the inauguration of Hard- ing the costly process of demobiliza- tion was almost completed. There could have been no other result than a vast reduction of the cost of the government. Mr. Coolidge also stresses the value of party government as an invention of the Republican party, whereas as a matter of fact party government is older than the constitution of the United States. There were govern- ments and parties before the Revolu- tionary war brought the government of the United States into existence, and the separation of men into parties in this country was influenced by Jef- ferson and Hamilton in the beginning. ‘It is true that a party “founded on a great moral principle and directed with scrupulous regard for its integ- rity” is a potent force for good, but in the face of the record of the Hard- ing-Coolidge administration it cannot be said that the Republican party “has been directed with scrupulous regard for its integrity.” From beginning to end Mr. Cool- idge’s speech is a collection of glitter- ing generalities which, when not founded on false basis, are puerile. The foreign policy of the Harding- Coolidge administration has been a grave joke. After stultifying himself by repudiating his support of the cov- enant of the League of Nations, Sec- retary of State Hughes has made him- self ridiculous by the spy system he has pursued in relation to the read- justment of questions abroad, and the financial policy of the administration is expressed ' in the Mellon tax bill, which was repudiated by his own par- ty for the reason that it plainly fa- vored the rich and discriminated against the less fortunate tax payers. ——Comparisons are proverbially odious, and comparing Mr. Coolidge’s acceptance speech with that of Joh W. Davis is absurd. i who appointed him first to the im-° Mr. Davis soon after the Columbus, diana, an experienced and capable is expected “that after Mr. Davis has. Governor Bryan Accepts the Call. Governor Charles W. Bryan’s speech accepting the Democratic nomination for Vice President shows that he is keenly alive to the issues of the cam- paign and closely in sympathy with the aims and purposes of his distin- guished associate on the ticket. Gov- ernor Bryan indulges no illusions with respect to his nomination. He was chosen by the New York convention to please voters of the Middle West. “My connection with the problems of government, city and State, in which the people of Lincoln and thé State of Nebraska, regardless of party affil- iation or station in life, have co-oper- ated and supported me is largely re- sponsible for the high honor that this occasion confers,” he said. The New York convention had no boss. It assembled for the purpose of selecting a ticket that would commend itself to the favor and support of the intelligent and patriotic® voters, men and women, of the country, that it thus became an instrument to rescue the government from the pirates who had been despoiling it for nearly four years. Individual delegates had fa- vorites among the available candidates for President and Vice President and prejudices attempted to swerve the convention from its line of duty. But the convention “held its head in the air and its feet on the ground,” until favoritism and prejudice were ex- hausted and then nominated the ad- mirable ticket, Davis and Bryan. The nomination of Governor Bryan ought to prevent the desertion of any progressive Democrats of independent voters to LaFollette. He is a Pro- gressive and has accomplished more for the cause they have espoused than LaFollette. Mr. Davis is a Progres- sive and has done more for the cause than LaFollette. Governor Bryan made these facts clear to his audience at Lincoln on Monday evening. He made it equally .plain that progres- sive votes for LaFollette will help to continue the reactionary Republican administration in power. For these reasons Governor Bryan urged his neighbors in Nebraska and his friends throughout the Middle West to vote the Democratic ticket. . ~——The Philadelphia Bulletin has settled the question. It declares that Coolidge and Dawes “stand squarely for the Constitution and common sense.” Presumably the Cabinet will add “and an appropria- tion.” ng RP New York Safe for Davis. The announcement of Mayor Hylan, of New York, of his intention to sup- port the Democratic nominee for Pres- ident takes the joy of hope out of the life of chairman Butler, of the Repub- lican National committee. Ever since the New York convention Mr. Hearst, the Ishmaelite of the New York Amer- ican, has been striving to entice May- or Hylan to enlist in opposition to Mr. Davis and for a time the Republican managers hoped, and some Democrats feared, that he would succeed. But after reading Mr. Davis’ speech of ac- ceptance the cautious and calculating New York Mayor has publicly declar- ed his fidelity to party obligations. It is an open secret that Mr. Cool- idge must have the electoral vote of New York to give him a remote chance of election. It is possible that he might be defeated even with the i vote of New York to his credit. In 1916 Woodrow Wilson was successful without the vote of the Empire State, though his party managers depended to a considerable extent upon the vot | But the Republican party cannot by any possibility succeed without New York, and the allegiance of Mayor Hylan to the Democratic candidates guarantees that vote to Davis and Bryan. In fact it makes New York almost as certain as Texas. There was no reason on earth why Mayor Hylan should have adopted any other course than that indicated in his cordial endorsement of the Dem- ocratic ticket. He has been highly favored by the Democratic organiza- tion of New York, and with fidelity to his party obligations he is likely to be favored in the future. He has served the party well as Mayor, for he has given the city of New York an admirable municipal administration during two terms. Unfortunately he is on friendly terms with Hearst, an unconscionable party wrecker, and Hearst alone stands to lose by the election of Davis and Bryan. ——Brother Charlie may not have “the gift of gab” equal to the more famous William Jennings but his speech of acceptance proves that his Jsasoning faculties are equal to the est. ——If Coolidge had been able to control Congress as he managed the Cleveland convention he might lay claim to leadership. ——Those Chicago alienists have the country in doubt as to whether everybody or nobody is crazy. | John W. Davis a Progressive. served, of the eloquent speech of John W. Davis accepting the Democratic nomination for President, the fine points: of an equally forceful speech made by Senator Thomas J. Walsh, notifying Mr. Davis of his nomina- tion, seems to have been overlooked by the press. It having been charged that Mr. Davis is in sympathy with the reactionary spirit of Wall Street, Mr, Walsh refuted the accusation in most complete fashion. “Tried by the touchstone, by the acid test,” he said, “every fair-minded man must ad- judge you a liberal, a progressive.” In this connection Senator Walsh quoted from .a speech delivered Congress. The question was upon a provision of a pending bill authoriz- ing trial by jury in cases of indirect contempt of court in labor disputes. The amendment was offered by Mr. Davis and in support of it he said: “I denounce as a libel upon American citizenship the assertion that the la- boring men of this country are ever ready at the word to break into law- with those who do. And I pity the man who takes such counsel with his fears as to be unwilling to recognize and accord them by statute and in practice the full use of every weapon of offense and defense in all trade wars and the untrammeled exercise of every constitutional right.” : Senator Walsh has always been an advocate of progressive principles. He has never been affiliated with cor- porate interests or associated with reactionary movements. He favored the nomination of Mr. McAdoo by the New York convention, not because he doubted the attitude of Mr. Davis on the question of his liberalism, but for the reason that Mr. McAdoo was the choice of the majority of those of that mind. But he cordially supports: the nominee of the convention with full knowledge of his attitude, and be- cause of his personal understanding that they think and act alike on the subejct of progressiveism. The Hon. Alexander G. Morris. “{* The passing of the Hon. Alexander Gilchrist Morris closes a very inter- esting chapter in the industrial, po- litical and social life of this commu- nity. In three months he would have cel- ebrated the ninetieth anniversary of his birth, an exceptional span of years crowded with intensive activity and fruitful results to the very moment of his collapse, only a few weeks ago. Mr. Morris was of that rugged, de- termined type that fights for its place in the sun with such weapons as na- ture has endowed them and his were unflagging energy, canny business foresight and scrupulous honesty in his dealings with men. Almost single-handed he developed the greatest industry in this section and while the task was one calling for the efforts of a super-man he yet found time to take an outstanding place in every civic, social and welfare movement that had for its objective the public weal. His was a life of achievement, be- gun in times when the way to success was not so clearly blazed by exper- ience as it is today. His was a life of fruitfulness, for it provided employ- ment for thousands and gave of its products with a lavish hand. His was a life that came to the end of the road Master and his fellow-men. : ——The “pony express” run last Sunday by the various troops in the 52nd machine gun batallion was pro- nounced a success, though the trip was not completed on schedule time. The initial carriers of the Defense day message left Sunbury at 4:20 in the morning, riding to Williamsport. Two other ‘carriers took the message to Lock Haven and the Lock Haven car- riers left there at 10:20 expecting to reach Bellefonte at one o’clock, but they were 25 minutes late. Sergt. Walter Sweitzer and private Paul Fanning carried the message from Bellefonte to Boalsburg but they got lost in the Nittany mountain and were delayed half an hour on their trip. Boalsburg troopers carried the mes- sage to Woodward where they were met by two men from Lewisburg who carried it to that place, and from there it was taken to Sunbury where it was delivered at 10:52 .p. m.: The riders averaged 10.7 miles on the trip. ——The recent destruction by fire of the Pennsylvania railroad station at Beech Creek has started a good- natured rivalry between residents of Beech Creek . and . Blanchard... Quite naturally the business men of Beech Creek want the station rebuilt on its old location while Blanchard people are putting forth the claim’ that the station should be located there; and up to this time the railroad company has not given any decision in the mat- ter, : on ig n———— A ————— —Get your job work done here. ‘In the generous praise, richly de- in: lessness, or that they sympathize BELLEFONTE, PA.. AUGUST 22. 1924. utterly worn out with service to his |’ from the patriots. NO. 33. _ Presidents and Parties. From the Philadelphia Record. The President gives a rather pain- ful impression of his knowledge of po- litical history, American or foreign, when he says in the first paragraph of his acceptance speech: Very early in search for a sound method of self-government the American people discovered that. the only practical way to se- cure responsible political action ~ was by the formation of parties, which ‘they adopted because rea- son pronounced it the most prom- ising, and continued because prac- tice found it the most successful. The idea that the American people invented parties in order to secure the blessings of popular government un- der a sense of responsibility is as droll ‘as anything we have seen. Parties exist because people have different opinions, and in the language of the immortal Lord Dundreary, birds of a feather flock together. Before the Revolution we had the patriot party and the loyalist party, because some Americans refused. to put up with the inconveniences of British rule, and others liked it, or preferred it to anything they wére likely to get Our own Joseph Galloway was a patriot till secession from the British Empire impended, and then he got into the loyalist ranks. After the Revolution we had two parties. One wanted more govern- ment and the other did not. The for- mer secured the Constitution; the lat- ter resisted it to the utmost, but most of the opponents were reconciled to the Constitution by the adoption of a bill of rights as a series of amend- ments. The division continued be- tween the Federalists, who wanted the Constitution and wanted it broadly construed in order to create a strong government; those who didn’t like the Constitution much wanted it construed in the narrowest possible terms and called themselves Democratic Repub- licans to emphasize their difference from the Federalists, who wanted a Republic, but as little democracy as possible. : Mr. Coolidge’s further remarks show. that what was in his mind was not a treatise on political history, at all, but his eager desire that every Republican should vote the party tick- et in November. Mr. ing gave some talk once about the necessity of parties, the fact that they were di vinely appointed, and. the sacred obli- gation of every Republican to vote the ticket of his party, whether he liked it or not. Mr. Harding did not see any reason why a Democrat should not vote the Republican ticket. The President can appreciate the broad-mindedness of a Democrat who can vote the Republi- can ticket with the name of Calvin Coolidge at its head. Mr. Harding and Mr. Coolidge have both disclaim- ed being narrow and hidebound parti- sans; they are broad-minded and lib- eral men whose hearts are warmed when they see an intelligent and con- scientious and patriotic Democrat vote the Republican ticket. But if a Republican should vote the Democrat- ic ticket the President would sternly remind him that parties were ordain- ed of God—the Republican party, at least—and that to vote independent- ly is to break down the party system, without which we can’t have respon- sible popular government. Mr. Coolidge may not be very strong on the history of politics, but he feels perfectly confident of his grip | on common sense, and in his opinion it was just common sense for his par- ty to nominate him, and it will be common sense for everybody classed as a Republican to vote for him. And if Democrats should vote for him, Mr. Coolidge would believe that also was common sense. China’s Sorrow. From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.: The Yellow River is called China’s sorrow, so great has been the devas- tation wrought by the uncontrollable stream. Rising in the marshes of Tibet, it twists like the groaning earth=dragon itself to the distant sea- board, constricting much of the ara- ble land within its coils.- The Chinese farmer cannot hope to escape the grip of it or of its sister river, the Yang- ‘tze-kiang, overflowing fifty feet above its banks, pours six billion cubic feet o sediment each year into the Yellow ea. The latest estimate of the Famine Relief committee is that 13,115 per- sons have been drowned in the floods, but millions are dispossessed in eight provinces, north, central and south. At best, in China the margin between life and death is pitifully small. But the Chinese in such a crisis display a stoic patience that commands admi- ration and evokes universal sympa- thy. The provinces able to assist are sending all they can to the relief of the distressed. American aid as here- tofore is gratefully acknowledged. Such a disaster makes the world kin, and all ethnic differences and political issues are forgotten in the fact of a crucial emergency. : ——As a result of encouragement by the Pennsylvania Department of Forests and Waters thirty-four: tree planters in Centre county have set out 129171 forest trees so far this season. In Clinton county fifteen owners. of waste land planted 112693 trees. When you see it in the “Watch- man” you know it’s true. PR ————_—.. SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONR —Dr. P. N. Osder a chiropractor, of Phil adelphia, was convicted of having swindled a patient out of $8,930 and was sentenced to ten years in the county prison. The jury did not leave the court room to re- turn its verdict. —The Masonic homes at Elizabethtowm received a bequest of $25,000 in the will of the late Lane 8. Hart, of Harrisburg, prominent banker and former State print- er, who died last week, leaving an estate of $225,000. Trust funds were established for several local charities and the remain- der of the estate given to relatives, —Harold Smith, 17 year old son of Frederick Smith, of Lebanon, is in the Good Samaritan hospital at that place suf- fering from what the surgeons fear as a broken neck. In diving into the bathing pool at Hershey park, Smith’s head struck the concrete bottom with great force. He was rescued in an unconscious condition. —Beecause witnesses swore she had a “crackling tongue” and a ‘dirty laugh,” Mrs. Sallie Pryor, of Lancaster, has been held for court on a charge of being a com- mon scold. According to testimony the woman sat on her porch with a broom, chased away children when they came near her house and then went into the back yard to emit the “dirty laugh.” —A man hunt was staged around the village of Kimberton, in Chester county, on Saturday, when the robber who has looted a number of houses in the neigh- borhood was seen to run from his. cave along French creek. The searchers found the hole filled with all the articles that had been stolen. The man escaped cap- ture when he ran through a cornfield. —Suit for $10,000 damages has been brought against the Methodist Episcopal church of Mount Union by Mrs. James M. Miller of that place. The congregation has recently completed building one of the fin- est edifices in the Jniata valley. Mrs. Mil ler alleged in her complaint that during the construction operation she fell over a rope stretched across the sidewalk in front of the church and suffered a fracture of the arm at the elbow. —The Rochester and Pittsburg Coal and Iron company mines at Adrian, Eleanora and Helvetia, which give employment to 8000 miners, are to close for a period of at least two years, according to a letter re- ceived by the miners from B. M. Clark, president of the company. The mines in- volved are the oldest operations in that section and have been working for at least twenty-five years. The shutdown is blam- ed on the “impossible wage scale.” —Approval of the purchase of 2445 acres of forest land in McKean, Forest and War- ren counties by the National Forest Res- ervation Commission brings the total acre- ‘age of the Allegheny. national forest re« serve to more than 150,000 acres. The for- est was designed to protect the head-wa- ‘ters of the Allegheny river. The national commission plans to establish a large camp in the Warren county region, so it will connect with Allegheny Park, maintained, by New York State. —Edward §. Benney, 50 years of age, is at the Lewistown hospital with a com- pound fracture of the left arm, several teeth knocked out and other wounds of the head and body, suffered when the au- tomobile driven and owned by James O'Hara collided with a conerete culvert along the State road east of Lewistown. Charles Jones, 56 years old, suffered deep lacerations . of head and. body. O'Hara says the light of an approaching automo- bile flashing across the curve blinded him. —Alone in an automobile with his skull fractured William Wallace, 45 years old, was found dead by a workman two miles south of New Holland, Lancaster county, Tuesday morning. Members of the man's family say he left home Monday in com- pany with a stranger and was seen sev- eral times in the neighborhood during the day. The only clue unearthed by police is a blood-spattered limb of a tree which hangs dangerously low across the highway at about a mile and a half from where the body was found. —The high cost of funerals has caused parents of Fayette county to bury their dead children without burial permits, and already four bodies have been uncovered from graves near their homes, where they were interred. Two were found on the out- skirts of Uniontown, another at Allison and a fourth near Lamberton. They all “died of natural causes. Detectives were told that the parents had been their own undertakers because funerals were too ex- pensive. The identity of the parents has not been made public, but district attorney E. D. Brown will bring prosecutions in each case. —When the Williamsport police last week raided the home of Mr. and Mrs. George Goodall, who live in what was for- merly a church, they found two large stills, a quantity of mash and some liquor. The old church had been converted into an apartment, but part of the pulpit in the rear had been left unchanged. It was here that the stills were in operation, part- ly hidden from view by some curtains which had been hung in the rear of the pulpit when the building was still used as a church, Mr. and Mrs. Goodall and their two sons, 21 and 19 years old, respective- ly, were arraigned before an alderman on a charge of making whiskey. They were held for court under $2000 bail each. —Police of Pennsylvania, Maryland and West Virginia are searching for five men who are alleged to have kidnaped Lucy Debaua, 20 years old, of Cresson, from her home Wednesday. People living in the vicinity of the girl’s home, which is on the outskirts of the town, said that an auto containing five men drove up to the De- baua home, and while three went to the rear of the house a fourth, said to be Pat- sy Rubis, of Homer City, is reported to have seized the girl who, screaming and fighting, was carried to the automobile in which the fifth man had kept the engine running. After calling their three com- panions the machine was started at a high speed toward Homer City. Rubis is said to be a jilted suitor of the girl. —Life is just one thing after another for Mrs. Mary Victor, of Mt. Carmel. She was released from the county prison at Sunbury a few days ago, and returned to the coal region town, when her home was nearly destroyed by fire. © William Victor, another member of the ill-starred family, who occupy the parental abode; became in- toxicated, and attempted to light a cigar- ette in bed. The mattress caught ire, and he was overcome and nearly suffocated be- fore being rescued. Firemen carried him out, and saved the home after the second floor: was gutted; with a loss of $1,000. Mrs. Victor was sent down for beating up the family while intoxicated, having con- sumed the better part of a bottle of moon- shine. Squiré Hughes relented -and she was released. }