Bewrai finen INK SLINGS. —Lots of people would go further if they were charged with more “TNT and less FF V. —If you are a poor manager stick to small business undertakings. Poor ‘management can’t lose as much mon- «ey in little business as it would in big. — These are the days when those scientists who intermittently try to make us believe that the Earth is cool- ing off are hunting the shady side of the streets. —The species “road-hog” is gradu- ally becoming extinct, but we fear it will be a long time before the type that steps on the gas the instant you ‘blow your desire to go round him disappears. —We went to press too early yes- terday afternoon to know how the day turned out, but since our colored pop- ulation held its annual picnic we feel safe in saying: It rained. It always does when the colored folks take their day off. —The “Boston,” one of the three remaining planes in the round the world flight, is down in the waters off Iceland. Let us hope she is not out. To fail on the home-stretch of a flight that will make history is too heart- breaking for a pilot like Lieut. Wade. —They were only trifles in an ex- penditure of fifty million, but Audit- or General Sam Lewis did exactly right in declining to put his “O. K.” on bills for a vanity case and an An- glo Persian rug for a Highway De- partment automobile and office. If Sam were to let the little things get by it wouldn’t be long until bigger ones would be put over. — Advance notices are to the effect that the Prince of Wales is going to attend the speed classic at Altoona on Labor day. As you know the Prince has only recently assured his future subjects that he has at last set him- self to the task of hunting a wife, and, who can tell: Some Cinderella of the Alleghenies might be the fu- ture Queen of England. Of course the girls with bobbed hair might as well save car fare to Tipton, for Eng- land would never stand for a bobbed- head queen. —It is to laugh. Because the American Federation of Labor has endorsed the La Follette ticket his Tooters are claiming a million votes from that organization. Eight years ago the engine cab or caboose that didn’t display a picture of Wilson and the railroader who didn’t wear a Wil- son button, big as a sun-flower, was the exception. The railroaders were going to vote for him en masse, and we're right here to bet that not two Fray —Every once in a while some one asks to be shown the old fashioned person who does this or believes that. Occasionally the antique is presented to view. But it is only occasionally. Old fashioned persons of the type that tramped down onions, shingled rooves and had their hair cut only in the right sign of the moon are few and far be- tween. Why? Simply because sci- ence is taking all that quaint joy out of life. They tell us now that there are no “dog days,” so the hives and boils we kids all got out of the “ole swimmin’ hole” in the August of yes- ter-years didn’t come from that at all. No more dogs go mad in August than in December and the reason their tongues loll out now and they look sick is because they are thirsty and hot and want water. All the mystery of “signs” has cleared up and when you tell the youth of today about pow- wowing, hexing and smearing wagon tongues with goose grease to rid the premises of rats he looks at you out of pitying eyes and laconically asks: “Where do you get that stuff.” That's the reason the “old fashion” person is so rare. They are extinct, almost, as the Dodo. — Years and years ago, it seems like fifty of them, but of course it wasn’t, I frequently visited the horse market in Pittsburgh. To watch the “swipes” just prior to a special sale was an education in trickery. In five minutes they could make a low head- ed, lead-footed, close tailed horse look like he had just been made for the leader of a circus band wagon team. They would tie a piece of thread around the pasterns, and put a little lump of chewed ginger root under the tails of such slouchy animals and al- most instantly they were transform- ed. Naturally the first thing the horse did when the ginger was put under his tail was to hold it tighter than ever. This resulted in heating the ginger and as it began to burn up went the tail in a beautiful arch and the thread put action into the legs, so that a horse that wouldn’t have drawn a bid of fifty in the ring would start at double that figure. Many of them were good horses, sound as to eyes, wind and bone, but they didn’t have any style—action. The oftener we hear country bands play the more we think of that horse-market revelation. There are many good bands in small communities. Honest, earnest musi- cians who can read and execute mu- sic, but they haven’t any style. On parade they march like the awkward squad in a rookie camp, blowing into the ground, and when playing seated invariably put more vim into beating time with their feet than they put into the mouth pieces of their instru- ments. Like the horses in the Pitts- burgh market they are sound and good, but like the horses they need some ginger and other tricks to give them some style. | istice had STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 69. Reformer La Follette a Trader. Former Governor Stokes, of New Jersey, who is at present chairman of the Republican State committee of that State, has made the statement that “Senator La Follette would have been expelled from the Senate for dis- loyalty but for the fact that a promi- nent Senator, now dead, was anxious to remain chairman of one of the prominent Senatorial committees, and as the complexion of the Senate was close, he made a deal with La Follette and thus saved La Follette from ex- pulsion from the United States Sen- ate.” An esteemed contemporary re- ferring to the matter, says the New Jersey Governor “is telling tales out of school.” On the contrary there is and never has been any secret in the matter. The “prominent Senator, now dead” in the case was Boies Penrose, of Pennsylvania. He was not striving to retain the chairmanship of a promi- nent committee. He was aspiring to the chairmanship of the Finance com- mittee, which had become vacant by death. Senator La Follette had an- nounced his opposition to the eleva- tion of Penrose and as the margin be- tween the parties was narrow it was thought he might succeed in defeating the ambition of the Pennsylvania Senator. Meantime there was pend- ing against Senator LaFollette a charge of disloyalty to the govern- ment and a motion for his expulsion. An agreement between them was ar- rived at under which Penrose was elected chairman by La Follette’s sup- port and the motion to expell La-Fol- lette was dropped from the calendar. The charges of disloyalty grew out of Senator La Follette’s attitude on the world war. He not only opposed every provision for supplies for the troops in foreign camps but ad- vised the people of Wisconsin to re- sist the operation of the law for the selection of men for the army and navy. If his policies had been fol- lowed the results of the war would have been vastly different and Ger- many would have succeeded in her ambitions to dominate the world, and burden of the cost of the war in Da y €. | 1 > as... But:the arm- | sen signed before the agreement between Penrose ond La- Follette was reached and the only les- son of it is that he “saved himself.” ——If this country had gone into the League of Nations the reparations question and all other subjects in dis- agreement would have been settled at least five years ago. Calling Officials to Account. Auditor General Lewis has very properly called a halt on indiscrims inate drafts upon the motor fund for the purchase of supplies for the De- partment of Highways. Some time ago the Auditor General protested against what seemed to him a danger- ous exercise of this power and invit- ed an amicable court suit to test the question. The Highway Department authorities paid no attention to the suggestion but proceeded under an in- terpretation issued by Deputy Attor- ney General Schnader to issue requi- sitions for all sorts of things. The other day a requisition was issued for “a vanity case containing a diary and feminine face powder papers,” and another for a Persian rug. The Auditor General is unable to see how such supplies are related to the construction and maintenance of highways, and refused to approve the charges. In reply the Commissioner of Highways declares that the requi- sition for the vanity case and femi- nine face powder was subsequently stricken off and the subordinate who made it rebuked. But if the Auditor General had passed it the amount would have been paid to somebody and it isn’t an easy matter to get money back that has been paid out by the State. Commissioner Wright also states that the Persian rug was not Persian but a product of a domestic factory. But the Auditor General had no means of knowing the history of the rug. For the sake of politeness it was all right for the Auditor General to ex- culpate the present highway officials from intent to loot. “For me to per- mit the purchase of supplies in the manner indicated would establish a practice which in the hands of unscrup- ulous officials could be taken advan- tage of and result in scandalous mis- use of public funds.” And there are unscrupulous officials in the public service as the people of Pennsylvania have reason to know. In the furnish- ing of the capitol, some years ago, millions of dollars were stolen and the items against which the Auditor Gen- eral has complained shows that official morals have not entirely changed. ——President Coolidge has had one year in office and the best he can claim is that he has’been solemn and silent. —————— pp ———— ——What good is expected from the proposed mobilization, anyway? i el Professional Activities of Mr. Davis. The esteemed New York World, in a recent issue, took the trouble to cor- rect a false impression concerning the professional activities of John W. Da- vis that might have been harmful to the Democratic party. In the conven- tion which nominated Mr, Davis, Wil- liam Jennings Bryan made the asser- tion that Mr. Davis is attorney for the banking firm of J. Pierpont Morgan and the statement has been taken up, broadcasted and amplified by many of the political enemies of Mr. Davis. Senator Wheeler, whose greatest fault is carelessness in speech and thought, inferentially adopted it in his letter accepting the nomination for Vice President on the La Follette ticket. The New York World, which is ad- mired for its accuracy in statement and energy in research, has investi- gated the subject and ascertained that “Mr. Davis has never at any time been attorney for J. P. Morgan & Co., nor has his firm any retainer from J. P. Morgan & Co.” In view of the statement of Mr. Bryan and the dec- laration of Mr. Wheeler, the opposi- tion press had not only fastened the Morgan brand on Mr. Davis but fixed his recompense at $250,000 a year, which would be a generous income for even a New York lawyer if he had no other clients. But the investigation of the New York World, which got its information neither from Mr. Davis nor his friends, knocks this toy “boo- gie man” out in one round. John W. Davis is a great lawyer, and employs his talents wisely, so that he has acquired a fine and lucra- tive practice at a bar at which the most gifted lawyers are in competi- tion. He probably has among his cli- ents some big corporations, for clients of that type strive to get the best service attainable. And the chances are equal that he appears in court for less conspicuous firms than Morgan & Co., as he did in West Virginia when he defended “Mother Jones” and Eugene Debs against accusations that seemed to him unjust. If there are any voters who oppose learning, fit- ness, integrity and fidelity, they should vote against: Mr. Davis. He would “rather be right than be Pres- Mr on ries The Republican factions in Pittsburgh are engaged in a war of extermination, and it makes little or no difference which faction is exter- minated. Coolidge Coddling Postal Employees. President Coolidge assured a group of postoffice clerks who visited him at the White House, the other day, that “he would sign a bill making decided increases in their compensation if sci- entifically drawn and containing pro- visions for raising the necessary rev- enue.” He has made similar efforts to enlist the support of the soldiers who were disappointed by his veto of the bonus bill. Both measures had large majorities in both branches of Congress where responsibility rests for deficits in revenue and the same reason was given. It was an inven- tion of his predecessor in office who vetoed the bonus bill and urged the payment of as great a sum for ship subsidies. There may be some trick in the sug- gestion that a bill increasing the wages of employees of the postal i service must be “scientifically drawn.” Mr. Coolidge endorsed the Melon tax bill on the ground that it was “scien- tific,” though the only real difference between it and the Garner bill was in the fact that it favored the big in- come tax payers as against the less fortunate contributors to the revenues of the government. He vetoed the bonus bill and the measure increasing the wages of postal employees be- cause the pay rolls would be increased and to his mind that was extrava- gance. But now that an election in which he has deep interest is coming on he sees things differently. During the Wilson administration the policy of the government was to pay employees in every part of the public service a living wage. The wages of some employees are fixed by legislation and can neither be low- ered nor raised except by the same process. But the government has al- ways been able to dig up enough cur- rency to meet the pay roll, and no ad- ministration before the Harding regime has objected to the payment on the ground that it was extrava- gant. So far as general information goes no government official draws ex- travagant pay for his services, and it is certainly not extravagant to pay fair recompense for good service in such hazardous employment as the postal service. ——According to the alienists tes- tifying in Chicago nobody ought to be punished for crime. No human being is responsible for anything. Sn AI ——Mr. Coolidge has given a cer- tificate of character to Boss Greist, of Lancaster, which proves that Mr. Coolidge is obliging, anyway. CEN ail Public Credulity a Party Asset. The opinion handed down by Presi- dent Judge Hargest, of the Dauphin county court, declaring the Old Age pension invalid, was not unexpected but it is unimportant. The Legisla- tors who enacted it, and the Governor who approved it, must have known that it was in conflict with the pro- vision of the State constitution which declares that “no appropriations, ex- cept for pensions or gratuities for military services, shall be made for charitable, educational, or benevolent purposes to any person or community, nor to any denominational or sectar- ian institution, corporation or asso- ciation.” The Judge could have done nothing other than that which he did. No other interpretation could have been put upon the language. For that reason the decision is not surprising. It is unimportant for the reason that the act was never intend- ed to provide a pension for aged and infirm citizens. It provided no fund out of which to pay pensions and those who voted for its passage prob- ably never intended that pensions should be paid. It created a bureau which provided for several well paid officials and appropriated sufficient funds to rent an office, furnish it gor- geously and pay salaries of the offi- cials for a year. That is about all that could be expected of a small en- terprise like that except that it fooled several old people into the hope that something was about to be done for them. The one certain valuable asset of the Republican machine is the credu- lity of the people. One after another promise is made by the machine lead- ers and broken. As chairman Butler, of the Republican National committee, said the other day, “the oil scandals will be forgotten before election day and we have nothing to fear from that source.” The pirates got into power under promise of economy in admin- istration and reform methods. Yet before they were in a year looting op- erations were in progress in every de- partment of the government and the managers see nothing to fear because the public will have forgotten before election day. Is the public memory so Re Ss CE Ad Sa RE LR Bad ——Mr. Gompers is willing to en- dorse La Follette but refuses to en- dorse the third party. But La Fol- lette is probably satisfied with the personal approval. Grant Hoover’s Methods of Conser- vation. Most Centre county people when they think of Grant Hoover consider him in the light of fire insurance, a business he was in during all the years of his residence in Bellefonte and at State College, but the people of the State at large talk of him as an active conservationist. Born and raised in Bald Eagle valley Mr. Hoov- er saw many an acre of ground de- nuded of its virgin timber without any effort being made to replace it or even conserve the second growth. This is probably one reason why he was quick to join in the movement for conserva- tion and is now heralded far and wide as an active propagandist. But his activities are not confined to propaganda. A few years ago he acquired the old Hoover farm at the foot of the Allegheny mountains, in Huston and Union townships, and is now planning to plant thereon 100,000 forest trees. The work will be done next spring and his order, already placed with the Department of For- ests and Waters, calls for 20,000 white pine, 20,000 pitch pine, 15,000 Scotch pine, 10,000 Norway spruce, 30,000 European larch and 5,000 tulip pop- lars. Mr Hoover owns about 800 acres of land in Bald Eagle valley and has already planted over 150,000 trees, and plans to continue until the num- ber shall exceed half a million. ——At the regular meeting of bor- ough council, on Monday evening, the Sanitary committee was empowered to clean out Spring creek from the bridge to the falls so as to make the stream a little more sightly when strangers stop to view the big trout. Of course there is always a certain amount of rubbish flowing down stream during periods of high water and some of it lodges in the portion of the stream referred to, but a good per- tion of the refuse has been thrown into the creek by thoughtless persons who do not stop to think how unsight- ly such a nondescript accumulation becomes. If more care were exercised in this direction the stream would not need cleaning so frequently. ——There were 1615 business fail- ures in the United States during July, but Judge Gary assures us that busi- ness is improving. ——That the Republicans are afraid of La Follette is proved by the way they are attacking him. n———— A ——————— ——When you see it in the “Watch- man” you know it’s true. BELLEFONTE, PA.. AUGUST 8S. 1924. NO. 31. Mr. Coolidge Sees a Light. From the Philadelphia Record. When President Coolidge vetoed in June the bill increasing the pay of postal employees he gave several rea- sons for his action. One was that it would add $68,000,000 annually to the operating costs of the government without making any provision for raising revenue to that amount. Another was that it was a form of “government extravagance” which must stop, while severe disapproval of the course of those agitating for greater compensation was contained in the statement that “an organized effort by a great body of public em- ployees to secure an indiscriminate increase in compensation should have the most searching scrutiny.” We have no means of knowing whether or not Mr. Coolidge has been making such a scrutiny, but that his attitude of stern disapprobation has been greatly changed was indicated on Thursday, when the national offi- cers of the Association of Postoffice Clerks had an interview with him at the White House. At its close official announcement was made that he would sign a bill making the decided increases if scientifically drawn and containing provisions for raising the necessary revenue. From this it may be inferred that Mr. Coolidge has a very lively appreciation of the fact that an important election is to be held in Noember, and that postal em- ployees have votes which it is desira- le to secure for the head of the Re- publican ticket. So the stern guard- ian of the public revenues and the re- lentless foe of “Government extrava- gance” sees clearly now that the pos- tal employees are underpaid, and will do all in his power to give them a boost in salary. According to the Railway Postoffice, the origin of the Railway Mails Asso- ciation, the contention that Congress must act to increase postal rates, in order that additional revenue may be raised for the higher pay schedules, is invalid, as it holds that the Post- office Department already possesses that power. In this connection it states that hearings were held by a Congressional committee to decide what increases should be made in par- cel post rates, but that nothing was done. ; If this statement is correct, it would appear that the Postoffice Department, mth aioe ge om n, can provide the nee revenue hnerer Twithar to. ‘and it would be interesting to know what in- fluences have prevented it from tak- ing such action. Whatever may be done, the postal employees may rest assured that Mr. Coolidge has seen a great light, and that he no longer con- siders their requests as “Government extravagance.” The laborer is worthy of his hire, and he is now with them— heart and soul— until after the elec- tion at least. After that we shall see what we shall see. Not as Rosy as Pictured. From the Johnstown Democrat. The eastern editors are doing their best to plaster the middle west with money. To read the Wall Street Journal or the New York edition of the Philadelphia Evening Ledger, it is easy to see that the corn and wheat belts are lands flowing with milk, honey, peace and prosperity. That ag- ricultural conditions have improved is undoubtedly true. But they have not improved to the extent the eastern editors seem to imagine. And the corn belt farmers are not dividing their time between counting their money and cheering for Coolidge. In one of its recent critical sum- maries of agricultural conditions, the Wall Street Journal said that, as a result of recent increases in prices, farmers had paid off mortgages and tenant farmers had become wealthy. That is going some . on one wheat crop. It would be going some even if wheat were selling for twice what it is. The farmer who has a stand of wheat which yields 25 bushels to the acre counts himself a world-beater. The gysrage wheat plot farmed by a tenant could not by any possibility ex- ceed 100 acres. Indeed, the average wheat plot taken the country over, is less than 40 acres. But suppose a .| tenant had 100 acres which yielded him 2500 bushels of wheat. At $2 a bushel that would only be $5,000. Seed, labor and rent would take more than 50 per cent. of that. If the far- mer had $2,000 net from his hundred acres of wheat, he would be lucky. And yet the Wall Street Journal calls that wealth. Its editor must imagine that tenant farmers are peasants to whom a piece of silver—any piece— is a small fortune in itself, Recent increases in the price of farm products have helped a lot. No gainsaying that. In many instances they have undoubtedly enabled the farmer to break even this year instead of going still further in debt. The limitless wealth stuff regarding agri- culture may make for the right sort of sentiment in the east, but it cer- tainly makes for a laugh in the west. La Follette Don’t Appeal. From the Philadelphia Inquirer. It is safe to say that the candidates of the two great parties may be plac- ed in the class of good sportsmen. The La Follette candidacy, unfortu- nately, represents disappointed ambi- tion, malice and destruction, and for that reason cannot be given even re- spectful attention by the majority of the American people. SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONR —Miss Gertrude Roberts, teacher of Eng- lish in the Altoona High school, has been appointed dean of women and social di- rector at the Lock Haven State Normal. —George Lyon, of Pittsburgh, met death by electrocution last Friday while assist. ing in unloading some road machinery near Williamsport. A heavily charged wire had been raised to permit the hand- ing of the apparatus off a flat car, but the wire snapped, falling on Lyon. —A combination harvester and thresher manufactured by the American Pattern and Manufacturing company under the su- pervision of N. H. Ford has been given a successful test at York, Pa. It is designed to cut and thresh the grain in one opera- tion. It weighs little more than the self- binder. —With assets of $290,000 and plans un- der way for the new dormitories, the an- nual meeting of the Evangelical Home for Orphans and the Aged was held at the home in Lewisburg last Friday. Ground was broken for a new dormitory the same day. This will be used also as an emer- gency hospital, —With his right foot nearly cut off by an axe blow, suffered while cutting wood, Charles Snyder, aged 28 years, of Nor- thumberland, made a tourniquet out of his shirt and staunched the flow of blood. Then he drove to the Mary M. Packer hos- pital, Sunbury, where the leg may have to be amputated. —TFollowing a hearing before a justice of the peace, Charles A. Nowheld, of Greensburg, was held for court trial charg- ed with attempting to extort $6000 from A. Huff, president of the Safe Deposit and Trust company, of that place. Nowheld, according to Mr. Huff, threatened to kill him and his entire family unless he paid the money. —Faith in his native country’s ability to come back financially is said to have brought the Rev. John Orlowski, Polish Catholic priest at Blossburg, Pa., a for- tune. It is understood a year ago he bought Poland’s bonds to the tune of $190,000,000 for $5.50 per million, and that they are worth today $400 a million. The profit is said to equal $75,000. —Louis Willlam Raugh, aged 13 years, was smothered to death in the wheat bin of a grain warehouse at Waynesboro early last Friday morning. Discovery of the boy’s death was made when wheat stopped flowing from a chute into a freight car which was being loaded. Workmen, going to the wheat bin on the third floor of the warehouse, found the boy’s body clogging the entrance to the chute. —Police throughout the State are pur- suing an intensive search for two girls, who escaped from the State Industrial Home for Women, at Muncy, Lycoming county. The girls, Grace McCloskey; aged 19 years, of Plymouth, and Ada Render, aged 20 years, of Pittsburgh, were con- fined at the home on charges of larceny. A reward of $10 each has been offered for information leading to their capture. —Feeling that a slight ailment needed treatment, Charles E. Sterner, of Potts- ville, for many years an official of the State Highway Department, went to his family physician to be treated. While he was waiting his turn he sustained a stroke and died on Sunday night. For many years Sterner was a leading business man of Pottsville, and was an active Republi- can, being a lieutenant of State Treasurer Snyder. —The board of Wayne county commis- sioners has decided that it will not avail itself of the opportunity of the $160,000 al- fotted by the State for good roads. The county would have to raise a similar amount before the money would be obtain- able. The commissioners state that Wayne cannot afford to contribute $160,000 to the State at the present time. They aver that they can build good roads on the county system for $5000 or $6000 per mile. Charles Patton, his wife, baby and brother, Earl Patton, all of Dupo, Ill, were drowned in Big Saline creek, near ! Harrisburg. on Sunday. The entire fami- lv had gone bathing, when Mrs. Patton, who had the baby with her was seen to go under water, into a whirlpool with the child. The husband rushed to her rescue and dived, but he never came to the top. His brother, Earl, then rushed into the whirlpool, and he was never seen again. —Isaac Silverman, said to be an Altoo- na business man, is defendant in a $500,- 000 breach of promise suit filed by Miss Elizabeth Sponsler, of Pittsburgh. The young woman, who farmerly was a buyer in an Altoona department store, says she suffered mental anguish and humiliation as a result of Silverman’s refusal to marry her. She also claims that Silverman got from her a diamond ring through an un- filled promise to get her a better one later. —No repayment or refund of the trans- fer tax paid in the estate of John B. Steel, of Greensburg, under the act of 1919 should be made, Attorney General Woodruff held in an opinion to State Treasurer Snyder, made public on Saturday. A tax of $23,- 295 was paid the State by the executors, who later sought a refund of $9064 on the ground that real estate upon which the tax was paid was located outside Pennsyl- vania, and that it had not been converted into personal property. —Fire believed to have been of incen- diary origin on Friday destroyed the plant of the Watsontown Wood Products company, the Jones Foundry company and the M. R. Bryson barn, all in Watsontown. The loss was estimated at $150,000. Milton firemen, responding to appeals for aid, helped fight the blaze. While this blaze was being fought, a fire was discovered in the barn of the Rev. 8. D. Bidlack, a Meth- odist minister, in the heart of a nest of frame buildings, but it was overcome be- fore much damage was done. —Looking into the revolving blades of a mower is no pleasant sight, and usually results differently than did the incident in which LaRue Moore, of Newberry, fig- ured. Moore was assisting with the har- vest at Lost Brook farm, near Montgom- ery, where his parents are passing the summer. His desire to be kind-hearted to the horses he was driving nearly cost him his life. As h( was driving the animals he noticed a fiy bothering one of the equines. Taking his hat he tried to chase it away. He succeeded, but in doing so he frightened the horses, they bolted, throwing him against the cutter bar. Two deep gashes were cut in his thigh and a finger on his right hand was severed back of the first joint when he tried to prevent himself from being dragged under the knives. He also suffered cuts about his hand and on one heel. Moore was able to walk to a.physician’s office and was later taken to a private hospital in Muncy val- ley. He returned to the summer home of ——Subscribe for the “Watchman.” | tds parents two days later.