Dewar Yat Bellefonte, Pa., May 30, 1924. Country Correspondence Items of Interest Dished Up for the Delectation of “Watchman” Read- ers by a Corps of Gifted Correspondents. PLEASANT GAP. Harry Grove and family, of Lewis- town, motored over to the Gap the early part of the week and spent a few days among friends and relatives. Our Ford garage men, Henry Noll and H. C. Young, took a run down to Harrisburg on Monday. After con- sumating some car deals they return- ed the day following. George Showers and Roy Bell have embarked in the chicken business. They are the possessors of five incu- bators and more coming. 1000 young chicks were produced this week, all blooded stock; they have quite a de- mand for chicks. Memorial day will be duly observ- ed here as usual. The P. O. S. of A. will handle the exercises, since only two comrades survive. This meritor- jous aid by this commendable organ- ization is very highly appreciated by the citizens of the Gap. A big festival will be held in Noll’s grove, Saturday evening, by the young girl’s class of the M. E. Sunday school. Refreshments and all delicacies of the season will be served. The Odd Fellows band will furnish the music. All are cordially invited, as a most en- joyable time is assured. Ward Showers, wife and son Henry, accompanied by Herbert Showers and Miss Ida Kauffman, motored to Wil- liamsport last Sunday, calling on friends there, after which they pro- ceeded to Milton and after spending a brief time with old acquaintances re- turned home the same day. Graham’s comedy vaudeville attrac- tions have been playing to fairly good audiences nightly, for the past week, in Noll’s hall. Our people seem to take favorably to high-class muscial specialties. Of course we don’t have many plays of this character here and a “new broom sweeps clean.” An open meeting will be held in the Methodist church here on Thursday evening, June 5th. State organizer John W. Yiesley and other prominent speakers will be present. All are cor- dially invited to attend and enjoy the evening and learn what the grand or- fonieation of the P. O. S. of A. stands or. What nerve it must require to sit at the head of a table surrounded by a lot of miffy, sullen boarders, chatter cheerily, smile sweetly and pour out the tea without the tremor of the hand while one is turning up her nose at the biscuit, another snarling at the toast, another shoving the butter out of sight as though it offended her ol- factories, another whispering hateful things loud enough to be heard, and another finding fault with the whole meal in general. Poor boarding mis- tress, what can she do? She dare not get up and smash one over the head with the teapot, throw pepper in enother’s eyes, or clear the platter with one small swoop by ordering all who do not like it “to git up and git.” Better be blind and deaf to all that is disagreeable, and close ears and eyes to that which is unpleasant. The or- deal is a trying one, no doubt, espe- cially to those who have been well raised and are sensitive. It may be the cross that has been appointed for them to bear; if it is they will be re- warded. This, however, does not give the satisfaction that the privilege would of occasionally making a few heartfelt remarks. I have had quite an experience in the varied avocations in existence, but never had the nerve to tackle the borading house proposi- tion, and will evade the same as long as I remain rational. Today is Memorial day. The day sanctified to the memory of the sol- diers who fell in defense of the flag that represents the unity, peace and prosperity of the nation. In its un- disputed supremacy alone they saw the greatness which had been predict- ed by our fathers. Its bright folds and glittering stars represented to them the great principle of our government; freedom and independence, and who- soever, no matter what his rank or station, who offended or denied that flag was, to them, a traitor and, as such, an enemy. Those who exchang- ed home, friends and comfort for the fatigues of the march, the terrors of battle and the pains of death, went not as men against men, but as prin- ciple against principle, doctrine against doctrine and faith against faith. They say it was a fratricidal war; and so it was in a sense, for it was brother against brother, yet the HAMBONE'S MEDITATIONS NE’ MIN’ BouT Yo' RIVAL TAKIN’ DE SHAWT CUT IN BIZ'NESS T’ BEAT You DAH -- HE FIXIN T’ TAIH HE BRITCHES IN A BRIAH- PATCH ‘Fo HE GITs OUT! by McClure Newspaper Syndicate Copyviain, 19 object was not merely to establish the supremacy of one brother over anoth- er, but to establish the supremacy of one flag over all others—one flag rep- resenting a code of principles. There was no desire to shed blood, to kill each other or cause the fair land both North and -South, to be moistened with the tears of widows and orphans. This to any soldier was a shocking thought; yet above and beyond it all he read his duty stamped in living let- ters. The chill of horror suggested by thoughts of carnage was promptly dispelled by the thought that the au- thority of the government had been defied, the supremacy of the stars and stripes denied, and the sacred tradi- tions of liberty and independence de- cried. This should be no day of mourning, but rather of rejoicing. Not rejoic- ing that there are desolate homes, va- cant chairs, fatherless children, but that the one flag, representing as it does, the greatest principles in the political economy of the world, floats supremely and without a rival, its fair folds, cleared of the stain of slavery and its field of stars widely extended. That thousands, yea, hundreds of thousands died in the struggle is true, but it was that millions that were and millions yet to be, might breathe the soul-nourishing air of freedom and develop into a heroic and independent manhood. Why mourn their loss when the gain was so great? Had the fruits of the victory been only gold and glory, then might a wail have been sent up to heaven; the nation decked in mourning and the hearts of the people bowed down. It was a sacrifice that others might live. This occasion is one that de- mands a different observance from other national holidays; because it is different in character and purpose. It is a time for recalling those excit- ing events, when the spirit of war swept as a strong wind from ocean to ocean, and from the lakes to the gulf; how the young and old alike felt its power; how veterans of other wars straightened their bent forms, and wished for younger blood; how hus- bands wavered between duty to young wives and their country; how proudly fathers felt at the sight of some in regimentals; how mothers packed knapsacks to overflowing with arti- cles of comfort for their daring boys; how each and every piece was bap- tized with tears; how sweethearts struggled between love and duty and at last tearfully bid lovers farewell, possibly forever. Strew flowers on the graves. A more fitting ceremony can scarcely be conceived. It recalls the bright days of the past, betokens a kindly remem- brance and a recognition of the puri- ty of the cause for which they died. By keeping green and fragrant the memory of those who gathered around our flag, stood between our noble in- stitutions and their sworn enemies, and drove back the tide of war that threatened to sweep the entire face of our fair land, is the more efficient way to create within the hearts of the young, love for their country and re- spect for their noble ancestors. The duty of the living is now to make their tranquil resting-place an honored and sacred place. Therefore, let it become the pleasure of every comrade to use his influence to secure an observance of the day in keeping with the spirit. Instead of rioting let there be social converse and a living over again of the war; not a reviving of a spirit of hatred, or of the bitter- ness between the North and South, immediately after the close, but a living over the stirring scenes. And now in the language of that greatest of Generals, Grant, “Let us have peace.” “Year after year in time's grand rounds, And. as returns this day, May grateful hands upon these mounds, These floral tributes lay.” “PUDD’N’ HEAD WILSON.” Saving Grace of Humor Pronounced in Woodrow Wilson. Woodrow Wilson was one who could enjoy jokes at his own expense. He greatly -enjoyed this one and often told it: “Some years ago a magazine sent a correspondent to Hannibal, Mo., to try to obtain some stories of Mark Twain when he was a boy. He was referred to a half-witted man, the only one living there when Samuel Clemens was growing up. In order to lead up to his questions, the writer asked the ignorant old man: “Did you ever know or hear of Tom Sawyer?’ “The old man scratched his head and after a pause said ‘No.’ “Did you ever hear of Huckleber- ry Finn?’ “The pause was longer. The man searched his shallow mind, but could not remember. “Did you ever hear of Puddn’ Head Wilson?’ was asked as a last shot. This was in 1913. “The dull man looked up. A ray of intelligence flashed and he answered confidently: “¢Oh, yes, I voted for him last year.” Many such interesting glimpses of the human side of the great War President are given in Josephus Dan- iels’ “Life of Woodrow Wilson,” pub- lished by the John C. Winston Co. Stocking Up. “Tell me, Uncle Horace,” pleaded Amelia, “do you think that Henry will make a good husband ?” “] think he will,” replied Uncle Horace, without hesitation. “I offer- led him a cigar last evening and he took it as freely as it was given. When he opened his coat in search of a match he exposed his waistcoat, and its two upper pockets were filled with cigars. I have no hesitation in say- ing that Henry will prove a saving, economical husband.” No Milkmaid’s Job. “How much milk does that cow give?” asked the summer boarder. “Wal,” replied Farmer Applegate, “ef ye mean by voluntary contriboo- shun, she don’t give none. But ef ye kin get her cornered so she can’t kick none to hudt, an able-bodied man kin take away about ’lev'n quarts a day from her.” PINE GROVE MENTIONS. Mrs. J. H. Williams is spending most of the week at State College. Mrs. Sarah Everts and J. E. Reed are recovering from recent illnesses. Fred Walls, of the Branch, reports a new boarder at his home. It’s a boy. ’ William Brooks Fry is manipulat- ing the wheel of a new Dodge road- ster. J. C. Auman, of Coburn, has taken charge of the Aikens and Goodling farm. Samuel Hess Tate and wife, of Lew- istown, were recent visitors at the J. F. Meyers home. Mrs. Etta Corl and daughter Esth- er spent Sunday at the P. M. Corl home at Pine Hall. Howard Wright and sister Marga- ret, of Altoona, spent Tuesday among relatives in the valley. Harry Potter, of Centre Hall, was a pleasant caller at the W. E. McWil- liams home on Sunday. Last week’s rain and storms washed the freshly plowed fields in this sec- tion, doing considerable damage. Mr. and Mrs. Fred B. Goss, of Pitts- burgh, are spending their vacation among relatives in this section. Rev. Samuel D. Fleming has been selected as the orator at the Grays- ville memorial exercises today. Samuel Everhart, wife and two boys, of the Branch, spent Sunday with grandpa Reed, at Rock Springs. Dr. Dale and wife, of State College, were in this section on Sunday locat- ing graves of Revolutionary soldiers. Mr. Northamer and Mr. Hawkins, of Philipsburg, were callers at the John Reed home on Sunday after- noon. Paul Goheen, an employee of the Pennsy at Tyrone, paid a brief visit to his old home at Rock Springs. The homestead is for sale and he is like- ly to be a bidder. Mrs. Margaret Lytle, wife of A. J. Lytle, is confined to bed with injuries sustained in a fall on Saturday. Mr. Lytle is also confined to the house with bronchial trouble. Wallace W. Woomer, wife and four daughters, and Mrs. G. W. Ward, of State College, motored down the pike on Sunday afternoon and made brief calls on a number of old friends. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Crust, of Philipsburg, were callers at the J ohn Reed home on Sunday afternoon, going there from the Meyer's ceme- tery where they attended the Memor- ial services. The fifty-seventh annual Memorial sermon was preached in the Lutheran church on Sunday morning by Rev. J. S. English. It was a masterly dis- course and greatly appreciated by a large congregation. Glowing tributes were paid to the soldiers who on dif- ferent occasions had offered their life as a sacrifice for their country. The church had been appropriately deco- rated for the occasion and the serv- ices were replete with patriotic mu- sic. | The B. F. Davis home at Grays- | ville was entirely destroyed by fire on | Sunday morning. Mrs. Davis started a fice in the cook stove then went out to feed her chickens, leaving the rest of the family in bed. Returning to the house she found the kitchen a mass of seething flames. In her ef- forts to save her children she suffered burns on the face and head but for- tunately not very serious. The chil- dren were all rescued through the second story windows but with noth- ing on but their night clothes. A rocker and bear hide robe were the only things saved. The house was 1n- sured for $1,800, and arrangements *295 FE O. B. Detroit Demountable Rims and Starter $85 extra Gord Unparalleled The Touring Car . eee eS, have already been made to rebuild this summer. CENTRE HALL. F. K. Carter spent a few days in town during the past week. T. L. Moore and Robert Neff are in the Pittsburgh district selling pic- tures. The house being erected by J. El- mer Royer is making rapid progress toward completion. Mrs. Anna Garis Auman and baby, of Millheim, visited her parents in this place on Tuesday. Mrs. Earl Lutz and three children spent Sunday at Milroy, with Mrs. Lutz’s sister and family. Mr. and Mrs. Walter Ray and two children, of Monument, spent Sunday at the home of Mrs. Ray’s mother, Mrs. Salie Ruble. Margie Markle, of Millheim, is spending some time at the Runkle ho- tel while Mrs. Allison is on a visit to her son Gross, in the south. Mrs. Mollie S. Gregg, of State Col- dege, spent Thursday in Centre Hall, coming here to look after the graves of her parents and sisters. Rev. C. F. Catherman, wife and son, of Shrewsbury, spent several days with Mrs. Catherman’s parents, the Hackenbergs, at Rebersburg. Mrs. Eliza Meyer is again in her comfortable home. As a consequence Mr. and Mrs. Charles Meyer, of Reedsville, are seen in our town more frequently. Oiling the roads is now the order of the day. Two roads recently oiled are the Brushvalley road leading fo Rebersburg and the state road across the Seven mountains to the county line. Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Kreamer and daughter, Miss Rebecca, spent Sunday at the home of C. D. Bartholomew. They brought with them Mrs. H. W. Kreamer, who had visited them for a week. Mrs. Jennie Sandoe, of Ingram, a suburb of Pittsburgh, came to town on Friday evening, having motored as far as Boalsburg with Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Mrs. Johnson will be re- membered as Miss Rose Woods. Mrs. Sandoe spent a week at the Bartholo- mew home. On Friday she was joined by her son, W. A. Sandoe, of Phila- delphia, and Sunday will see them speeding to their respective homes. BOALSBURG. . Rev. W. J. Wagner attended a meet- ing of Synod at Sunbury last week. Mr. and Mrs. Frank McFarlane re- turned on Tuesday from Philadelphia. _ Miss Emeline Hess went to Wil- liamsport to enter a business college. The Knights of Malta will hold a fouiva on the evening of Memorial ay. Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Johnson, of Crafton, are visiting friends in this vicinity. Mrs. John Jacobs has returned from a visit with her sister, Mrs. Jacob Fel- ty, in Altoona. Mrs. George Mothersbaugh and daughter Ruth spent several days among friends at State College. Mrs. S. W. Smith, of Centre Hall, and sister, Mrs. L. Ray Morgan, of Pittsburgh; were callers in town last wee Mr. and Mrs. Henry Dornsife and two sons, of Williamsport, were vis- itors at the home of Henry Reitz, on Sunday. . A number of people from town went to State College, Sunday evening; to attend services in the Presbyterian church, the occasion being the bacca- laureate sermon for the State College High school. —Subscribe for the “Watchman.” ants TONIGHT =- Tomorrow Alright NR Tablets stop sick headaches relieve bilious attacks, tone an regulate the eliminative organs, make you feel fine. & Better Than Pills For Liver lis” C. M. PARRISH BELLEFONTE, PA. Caldwell & Son BELLEFONTE, PA. 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