Bellefonte, Pa., January 12, 1923. WOULD GET Oli. FROM COAL British Scientist Points Out How the Country Can Procure Adequate Supplies of Fuel. Great Britain could produce enough oil for its navy and merchant marine from home-niined coal if the necessity arose. This was revealed by Dr. C. H. Lander of the fuel research board at the recent meeting of the British As- sociation for the Advancement of Science, Production of oil from home re- sources is extremely important to Great Britain, since an almost com- plete substitution of oil for coal has taken place in the navy and is being gradually followed by the merchant marine. Although coal, peat and shale can be made to yield liquid fuel, coal alone can be regarded as a possible source from which sufficient quanti- ties could be produced by practical methods. A ton of average bituminous coal will yield 14 gallons of fuel oil, or about six per cent by weight of the raw material used. For every 1,000, 000 tons of oil produced 16,000,000 tons of coal will be used, and will yield also 11,000,000 tons of coke and 56,000,000 cubic feet of rich hydrocar- bon gas, so that if satisfactory low temperature process on carbonization proves feasible the 35,000,000 tons of coal used annually for domestic pur- poses would produce 2,100,000 tons of ol, more than the peace requirements of the navy, and leave an enormous amount of manufactured fuel, which it would be necessary to induce do- mestic consumers to use in place of raw coal. NO CONSIDERATION AT ALL Naturally, Young Lady Was Indignant at the Demand Made by “Gump” Behind Her. Judge Gary said at a steel men’s banquet in New York: “We are all selfish, of course—that’s nature, but the selfishness of the bol- shevistic, communistic class is some- thing out of the ordinary. “It reminds me of the young lady with the tall bunch of feathers in her hat. It was at the matinee, and a man behind her asked politely if she wouldn't take her hat off. She com- plied—she knew she had to, but she was careful to say to her companion fn a loud, indignant voice that the | man was sure to hear: “‘Ain’t some people the selfish hogs? , That gump asked me to take off my ! hat, and I was too much of a lady to | refuse, of course; but wouldn't you think the darn old selfish pig might have known that holdin’ the hat in my lap like this the feathers would be bound to come up above my eyes So's I couldn’t see nothin’ at all of what was happening on the screen!’ ” tn “Getting Back” at Witty One. : Boston's merchant prince, Edward ' A. Filene, contrives to find time for | many nonbusiness activities. He un- dertakes and capably discharges no end of public duties; he is a leader in various movements; he is particular- ly Interested in activities calculated to bring workers and employers closer together. Also he has a reputation as a public speaker. Here's a Filene anecdote, told as narrated—not by Mr. Filene—to me: The toastmaster at a big dinner was eager to shine as a brilliant wit. This ambition led him to perpetrate sev- eral crude, not tc say cruel, jokes. When he came to introducing Mr. Fllene, he told the audience that Mr. Filene had attained wide fame as an after-dinner speaker. “In fact,” he added, “all one has to do is to drop a dinner in the slot and up comes a speech from Mr. Filene.”—Forbes Magazine. Shaw Pulls Some Old Stuff. There is a story told of George Ber- nard Shaw that when some one in the audience hissed his play, he said to the offender, “I perfectly agree with you, sir, but what are two against so many?” Witty enough that, but not entirely original. In 1747, John Brown was in- vited to become pastor of a church at Hingham. There was one man opposed | to his appointment who said that he | liked Mr. Brown's person and manner | but disapproved of his preaching, “Then,” said Mr. Brown, “we are agreed. I do not like my preaching very well myself, but how great a folly it 1s for you and me to set up our opinion against that of the whole par- ish.”—Boston Transcript. Indian Fashion. A woman who had been visiting in the West and who had seen many in- teresting Indians, bought some Indian dolls for her little Chicago friends. The dolls were dressed in Indian fashion—shawl, colored handkerchief about head, moccasins, patchwork skirt and hand-made stockings. When she got home she looked to see what kind of underwear the Indians had made for the Indian dolls, and every one of them wore a georgette chemise! Must even fashions as well as mod- ern civilization reach the Indians?— Chicago Journal. Room fer a Slump. “I tell you, I can’t lose, I'm going to get in on the ground fioor.” “The ground floor isn't the lowest Igvel. There's the cellar.”—Louis- yille Courier-Journal, URGES USE OF WATER POWER Preminent Engineer Shows How Fuel Consumption Could Be Cut by Its Employment. A saving of 400,000,000 tons of coal a year could be accomplished if the latent water power in the United States were developed to capacity, Dr. Charles P. Steinmetz, chief engineer of the General Electric company, dce- clared at a dinner of the advisory council of the Federated Engineers’ Development corporation, of which he Is a member. The state of New York could cut its coal bill gor industrial enterprises and public utilities to one-third of its present cost, he said. “There is available in the state 4, 000,000 horse power, or a saving of 34,000,000 tons of coal annually,” he said. - “At present the consumption of fuel in New York is 54,000,000 tons a year. The recent strikes in the coal fields and on the railroads have shown that neither one of these public serv- ices can be relied upon, and the so- lution to the problem is for the state to become independent of both. “Ten million tons of coal are saved annually in New York through the use of water power developing 1,300,000 borse power. The country at large uses 10,000,000 horse power, an annual fuel saving of 80,000,000 tons, and there is a latent horse power of 50,- 000,000, or a saving of 400,000,000 tons. It still would be necessary te use 1,000,000 tons of coal each year for heating. NOT SO “HA’D” AS REPORTED It Must Be Admitted Old Caesar Got Out of a Difficult Situation Rather Neatly. After raking the lawn during a warm summer morning, old Caesar decided that it was too hot to keep on, so he went in search of the woman of the bouse, who had hired him for the day. “Mis’ Lutie,” he said, “Ah done got a message dat mah sigéiav ;ut here in de country’s had a h’ad fall, and dey wants me to come right away.” That afternoon the woman’s husband met old Caesar down town. “Why, Caesar,” he said, “I thought you'd had to go to see your sister in the coun- try.” “Yassuh, yassuh,” the old negro hur riedly assured him: ‘Ah done started, suh; yassuh. Den,” he added in a sud- den burst of inspiration, “Ah done got anudder message said she didn’t fall so h’ad.” Drivers’ Code Criticised. “Don’t you-all up here have an) code for an automobile driver to use?” asked the young man from Virginia after he had guessed for the third time at what the driver ahead intend ed to do when he held his hand out. “There should be laws to make them use one set .of signs. “There, see that fellow. He has his arm out straight. That should mean he is going to turn to the right. But you see he is only stopping. For that he should have his arm turned up straight from the elbow. “If he wanted to turn in to the left he should have swung his hand in cir- cles, to indicate that he intended to pull around on his own side of the road. If things like that were gener- ally used there would be fewer acci- dents.”—New York Sun. Serum for Snake Bites. Sixty drops of venom, which will form the basis of a serum to cure snake bites, were milked from 33 cop- perhead and moccasin snakes in the Bronx zoo, New York. Experiments in Brazil, establishing that whisky is no remedy for snake bites, have led to an increased demand for serum. Groups of sober animals and groups of intoxicated ones were bitten by snakes in the experiments. The sober ones outlived the drunks by five or six hours, indicating that the increased circulation due to alcohol speeded up the work of the poison. Serum has been délivered by air- plane in response to radio calls, and is infallible as a cure if injected within six hours, according to Direc- tor Dittmars of the Bronx zoo. Looking-Glass Country. According to a copy of the Russian journal, Ekonomitse Heskaia Zizu, which has just been received at Paris by a French socialist, the editors of- fer a month’s subscription for 1.200,- 000 rubles. For a two-months’ sub- scription the price is 3,000,000 rubles. i The apparent paradox is explained by a note saying that the difference in price for the first and second month's subscription is due to the estimated depreciation of the ruble in the next four weeks. The amount of this de- preciation is so uncertain, however, that subscription prices cannot be quoted more than two months in ad- vance.—New York Times. “Little Mothers” Work in Shifts. Youngsters who use the wide plaza in front of City hall as a playground in the evenings have adopted a sys- tem that makes lighter the task of those who look after babies. Under the system one youngster will herd a group of about twenty or twenty-five wards on the steps and keep them amused and safe for 15 minutes or so. Then she is relieved in turn by another. Of course, the system doesn’t al. ways run along smoothly. There are quarrels ahout time and turn of work, but for the most part it enables all the East side “little mothers” to get in a turn at playing and roller skating with put neglecting their little broods.— New York Sun. FOR BETTER PULPIT DELIVERY Enterprise Started In New York to Teach Art of Elocution to Preachers. Ingersoll used to say that on the stage they pretend to be natural, and in the pulpit it is natural to pretend. It was a wicked saying when printed without the winning smile; but what would he have said had he heard of a theater school organized to teach preachers, not how to act, but how to use their voices to the best advantage? Such an enterprise is now afoot in New York city, conducted by Evelyn Hall, an actress, under Theater school auspices—which proves that the melan- choly Preacher of Jerusalem was wrong when he said there is nothing new under the sun, Nor is it a thing to be laughed at. Many a good ser- mon is spoiled because the preacher does not know how to deliver it. Sure- ly, if the preacher has the best of good news to tell, he ought to use every aid of art to tell it. Joseph Parker learned much from his friend. Sir Henry Irving, and Beecher used to study Edwin Booth—asking him to repeat the Lord's Prayer, that he might hear it in a manner worthy of its depth and beauty. As between an untaught voice and an artificial elo u- tion there is little to choose; hut without going to either extreme there is an art of using the voice which brings out its natural quality and power, and it should be employed in the service of the Gospel.—-Christian Century. VICTIM OF PRACTICAL JOK: Rather Mean Trick, Credited to Mem ber of Washington Club, Played on Business Man. They are telling a story around the Razequet club of a practical joke played upon an out-of-town visitor who is most punctilious in the manner in which he draws all the contracts for the company of which he is presi- dent. It appears that a short time ago he came to Washington prepared to close a deal involving a small amount of money. When the papers were finally typed he scanned them carefully, and when about to affix his signature he was asked by one of the other parties of the deal to use his fountain pen, as he wanted to keep it as a souvenir of the occasion. Rather appreciating the compliment, he did so, and that night eatrained for Bos- ton. A day or two after his arrival home he had occasion to look up the contract, and found, to his dismay. that there were no signatures to the agreement. His Washington friends had simply made him use a fountain pen that was filled with disappear- ing ink. plained to him by wire he the following message: “Returning with hy own ink. ‘The dinner is on me.”—Washington Star. Live Chicks Shipped Afar. Through Ohio, Indiana and Iowa hundreds of thousands of live chicks but a few days out of their shells, are i shipped to Manitoba, Canada, every spring. The seasons are so late up there, says Consul General Britain, in a statement to the Department of Commerce, that it is difficult to pro- cure fertile eggs in sufficient quanti- ties early enough to supply the de mand for young chickens and to pro- duce birds for breeding purposes. The snow remains on the ground until April and the chickens cannot get out on their runs until late, and in order to obtain young chicks at an early date, large quantities are imported from this country as early as March. Heated cars keep the youngsters warm, and, generally speaking, the loss in consequence of the long haul and bad weather is insignificant. Petroleum Fires. An American consular officer in France has furnished some interesting details concerning the manufacture and use of petroleuin briguets as fuel. It appears that these briquets weigh only half as much as coal, and that they produce twice as much heat. They keep indefinitely in good condition, it is said; are in no way dangerous, give off no smoke or odor, and burn with a very white flame, eight or ten inches high. They consist of petroleum, either crude or refined, mixed with cer tain chemicals, the precise nature of which is .a trade secret, and solidified in molds under : pressure of 3 pounds per square inch, X-Ray Replaces Radium, That radium is a failure and that many leading surgeons have discarded it in favor of X-rays is the opinion ex- pressed by Sir Thomas Parkinson, a distinguished British surgeon, who was consulting physician to the American hospital for English soldiers, and who ‘s also physician to the prime min- ‘ster, Lloyd George. He says that radium is not only not effective as a remedy, it was posi- fively dangerous, as its burning ef- fect aggravated instead of curing mal- adies, Church Vessels Stolen. Sacred vessels stolen from the Rus- sian church in the Rue Darme, Paris, were of considerable commercial as well as intrinsic value. The vessels were of silver and ornamented with precious stones. They were originally presented to the church by members of the Russian imperial family. It is believed that the thieves, who broke open the cabinet in which the vessels were kept, had hidden themselves in the cellar of the church during the service. When the hoax was ex-| = 0 C0 ki sort bask IE workingwomen, who knew ET RIOR. SAWFISH LOST TO AQUARIUM Miami Beach Officials Had a Prize, but the Nine Specimens Died in Short Order. The officials of the aquarium at Miami Beach a short time ago en- deavored to secure in a big net a por- poise to see if it could be kept alive in an outdoor tank, and when hauling it in were surprised to find that a saw- fish had become entagled. A success: imen in alive, and it was placed in the 36-foot tank inside of the aqua- rium, It was tempted with different varie- ties of its natural food, but it would not eat or move around in the tank, excepting perhaps once in 24 hours it would move a few feet but always along the bottom. Four days after it was placed in the tank it gave birth to nine young, each about one foot long, six inches of which was saw, and nature had provided that each little saw was inclosed in a glutinous veil, thus protecting the mother and the other offspring from the saws. At the end of three weeks the moth- er died, either from starvation or a broken heart, but the liitle fellows, knowing nothing else, hegan to eat what was offered, little shreds of spiny 'chster and cut up mullets, thriving and growing very nicely, not being in- terfered with by the other fish, and taking a good deal of exercise swim: ung the length of the tank, generally near the floor. After three months, during which time they had grown to a little more than two feet in length, they were attacked by some sort of parasite and one by one died. ATTAIN AGE OF PATRIARCHS Residents of Belgian Village Round Out Century of Life as a Mat- ter of Course. That which Ponce de Leon vainly sought seems to exist at Horchies, in Hainaut, four miles from Mons, in the midst of the coal and metallurgic re- gion of Belgium. It is a village of 3,000 inhabitants, where almost every- body reaches the age of the patriarchs. They have just been celebrating, one after another, two diamond weddings (sixty, sometimes seventy-five, years of married life) ; five golden weddings (fifty years of married life), and the one hundred and first anniversary of a man, Francois Colin. But even this centenarian does not constitute a phe nomenon in this privileged community, for there was born, in the last year of the Eighteenth century, a woman who saw the end of the Nineteenth century and died only at the end of the first | lustrum of the Twentieth century. i It is noteworthy that the Methuse | lahs of Horchies are all former work. ; neither the benefits of the eight-hour day nor those of the anti-liquor laws. Will Horchies, under the new regime of the least effort and of the utter- i most abstinence, remain the paradise | of long life? In some fifteen or twenty lustrums we shall know if they are right—Exchange. ——————————————— Land of Caves. The Shenandoah valley is achieving a reputation for its caves. It has a large collection of great ones and innumerable smaller ones. Those of Luray, in Page county, have been known for some time, and have been visited by thousands of persons from ali over the world, but in recent years other caves have been discovered and opened which are just as notable and interesting. They are Weyer’s cave, in northern Augusta county; Endless cavern, in Shenandoah county, and the Shenandoah caverns, which were the last to open. Some persons claim that the latter are the most wonder ful of the group. The reason for the presence of these caves is that there fs a great deal of soft limestone in this vicinity, and the water has grad- ually washed it away and left these great holes. Remarkable Golf Stroke. Driving against odds of 100 to 1, Capt. BE. C. Carter teed off perfectly and put a golf ball over a castle wall and won a remarkable wager. Cap- tain Carter won the Welsh open cham- pionship and immediately afterward a fashionable lady golfer offered to wager 100 pounds to 1 that he couldn’t put the ball to Harleck castle, a historic structure of the Thirteenth century standimg on a huge rock overlooking the royal St. David's course. It is 200 rards from the nearest point on the links to the battlements which are 200 feet above the level of the course. Captain Carter's first attempt failed, but he scored the second time.—Lon- don Mail. * Human Hair From China, Human hair, obtained from the heads of thousand of Chinese coolies, recently arrived in a southern port in a 50,000-pound shipment on the steam- ship Hattie Lucenback. It is the first consignment of a total shipment of about 300,000 pounds of human hair now en route to this port from China. It is stated that the hair is to be used in the manufacture of press cloth and will take the place of camels’ hair for this purpose. Testing Wooden Crates. The forest products laboratory of | the forest service, United States De- partment of Agriculture, was recently called upon to test wooden crates that would army aircraft bombs. 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