INK SLINGS. — Trouble always runs on hard tires and in high gear. —Again let it be recorded that the local authorities are about to enforce the traffic ordinance of the town. — Lots of fellows would leave their foot prints on the sands of time if . some one else would furnish the sand. —If you want to pick up five hun- dred dollars just tell the County Com- missioners who murdered George W. Marks, of Taylor township. —The crickets are singing. The frost will be on the pumpkin ere you know it. And you’d better get on your knees and pray for an end of the coal strike. —Slowly but surely we're drifting back to the time when music, not gym- nastics; when grace not control of the muscles of the abdominal regions counted most. —Anyway Governor Sproul would not have sent the militia into the strike areas if he had been sure the strikers would let other people and their property alone. » —The big trout are back at the falls in Spring creek, so the boy who took them out with a throw net a few weeks ago has his alibi established once again, already, still yet. — It may never be possible to find out exactly what is the matter with Kansas, but it is reasonably certain that one Kansan, William Allen White, is suffering with swelled head. —MecSparran and Pinchot are to be at the Granger’s picnic on the same day, and we'll bet Mac will say more honest to goodness stuff in a minute than Gif will in his whole campaign. — The Altoona Tribune thinks that the Senate of the United States should never be made a harbor for fanatics or crooks and it thinks straight now, though it didn’t at the time its party was trying to seat Newberry. —Of course we have been busy as 2 hen with one chicken for several months past and haven’t had much time to give to our friends, but really we're concerned about the where- abouts of Vance McCormick and Mitch Palmer. Does anybody know where they are? —Germany’s greatest financier, Hugo Stinnes, says that trade with the reds of Russia is hopeless. If all that we have read of Stinnes’ business acumen is true then this ought to be enough for any one who has enter- tained a thought that the Bolsheviki are worth wasting a thought on. —_We notice that the Florida farms are to be confiscated and sold after they have been thoroughly plowed and all the buried “hootch” turned up. ‘How foolish! Every furrow that is turned knocks off about ten or twelve dollars on the price that some of our thirsty friends might pay for the place. — Since getting back to the mechan- ical end of the business that we thought we had parted company with twenty-six years ago we have grown so lame in spelling and expression that we are going to present the brown derby to the first person who finds the mispelled word in this para- graph. —Recent reports are to the effect that Democracy in Huntingdon coun- ty is coming to life again. The Moni- tor announces that “quite a sprink- ling” of Democrats gathered in Hunt- ingdon last week to put pep in the or- ganization and let us hope that by fall this “sprinkling” will be a torrential rain that will deluge Huntingdon with votes for MecSparran and the whole Democratic ticket. — Arthur H. Sprague, died at Red- ding, California, on June 16th, at the age of seventy-four. Arthur never did much to merit this belated notice of his demise other than grow the big- gest head that hat-makers have any record of. When they quit making hats for him the block was eight and three quarters and Arthur and they thought that was some head, but they had never heard of a few mortals that we are laying up tribute for. —The weekly band concerts will never be a real success, that is a pleas- ure to those who want to hear them and a justice to the musicians, until the leather lungs of a lot of those who cluster around the band stand are plugged. Why not suspend the con- certs until that part of the audience that can’t stop talking long enough to give the musicians a chance realizes how unfair it is to those who really do want to hear. __If Secretary Hoover can actually carry out his threat to withhold cars from profiteering coal operators the industry will owe him eternal grati- tude. There are a lot of things in the coal business that the public knows nothing of. One of the ones that the public suffers most from is the opera- tor who doesn’t play fair either with his fellow operators, or the public. He uses every subterfuge, and there are many, to evade “fair price” regu- lations and getting higher prices for his coal he induces miners to leave other pits by offering bonuses that op- erators who adhere to the “fair price” rule can’t meet and the result is dis- organization and under production, with the consequence that the public suffers and the honest operator, usu- ally the big producer, gets the blame. —Good night! It’s eleven-thirty Wednesday and we're going to pus- seyfoot for the hay. STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. BELLEFONTE, PA. JULY 28. 1922. NO. 29. Honors in England and Here. In London society, according to a correspondent of the esteemed New York World, commotion has been aroused by the sale or bestowal of ti- tles. Since Lloyd George’s tenure as Premier 108 peerages have been cre- ated and bestowed upon more or less deserving favorites of “the powers that be,” and some of them have gone to persons who do not stand well in public opinion. It has become a rule over there to distribute these favors at certain periods and levy a fee on the recipient, the money to go to the campaign fund of the dominant par- ty. It is alleged that Premier Lloyd George has established the custom of selling the favors to the highest bid- der, which is the present cause of complaint. It may be only a coincident, but it is significant nevertheless, that the peerage gift concerning which the greatest amount of complaint has been made cost the recipient precisely the same amount of money that Mr. Gifford Pinchot and his amiable and ambitious wife paid for the Republi- can nomination for Governor of Penn- sylvania. No name is given in the in- teresting narrative of this transac- tion but it is said that the recipient “paid the equivalent of $125,000.” Ac- cording to Mr. Pinchot’s sworn state- ment that is about what he paid for the honor bestowed upon him. It is true that he stands to get $72,000 back in the form of salary for the four years’ service, if he is elected, and we have no information that can be re- lied on as to the profits of peerages. Taking a rough guess at the prob- lem, however, we are inclined to be- lieve that comparatively speaking the British peerage in question was cheap enough. When you get a peerage you’ve got it and when you get a nom- ination there is always more or less uncertainty about the election, and after spending as much as the nomi- nation cost the election may never come. Senator Newberry paid more for his nomination than Pinchot, but even after the election he narrowly escaped a prison sentence and his ti- tle is anything but a badge of honor or a source of comfort. Pinchot may be equally disappointed in the result of his investment but his money came to him easily and he will have plenty left. Paderewski has given up politics and returned to his piano. He wants harmony and incidentally the big prof- its of an American tour. Pepper Unfit to Serve the People. Mr. George Wharton Pepper was appointed Senator in Congress after the death of Senator Boies Penrose under alleged orders from Mr. Atter- berry, vice president of the Pennsyl- vania railroad. There were other as- pirants for the favor but the corpora- tion in question desired a man who would serve it faithfully and capably. The Republican machine had interests to be served in the selection, also, but Mr. Pepper was satisfactory to the leaders. He was willing to vote fer Newberry or support any measure the organization favored. Since his in- duction into the office Senator Pepper has fulfilled every expectation of those responsible for his appointment. He spat “in the eye of the bull dog,” and | knelt at the feet of Vare. Mz. Pepper spent some $70,000 to secure a nomination for a full term in the office of Senator in Congress. The Pennsylvania Railroad company can’t elect him. The result of the primary vote shows that the Republican ma- chine can’t elect him either. If he is elected, therefore, the votes must come from the people. What reason can he give that the people should so favor him? What has he done for the people of Pennsylvania that de- serves such a reward? He voted for Newberry but that was for the polit- ical machine. The people of Pennsyl- vania didn’t want a convieted criminal to be confirmed in a title he had ac- quired in-violation of law. In Indiana and North Dakota the people resent- ed such action. Will the voters of Pennsylvania stultify themselves by endorsing and rewarding that which the voters of Indiana and North Dakota condemn- ed? If Mr. Pepper were a novice in public affairs he might be excused on the ground that he did not understand. Probably he didn’t understand. His vote for Newberry was the first vote he cast in the Serate and he had not time to analyze the subject. But he is a lawyer and ought to know that a conviction in court after a prolonged trial establishes a presumption of guilt which should be carefully con- sidered. But he gave the matter no consideration. He voted as he was asked to vote and a man who thus uses the power of a great office is unfit to serve the people. ——The tariff bill may worry through but when it emerges from the Senate its own father won’t know it. Mrs. Olesen May Win. The true sentiment of the Republi- can machine on the subject of women in politics was expressed by Senator McCormick, of Illinois, chairman of the Republican Senatorial campaign committee, the other day. “Persons might vote for a woman for superin- tendent of schools or for the town council or other little jobs like that,” he said, “but when it comes to the Senate of the United States, they simply will not do it.” He had ref- erence to the candidacy for Senator in , Congress of Mrs. Anna Olesen, of i Minnesota, Democratic nominee for | Senator in that State. Obviously | “the wish was father to the thought.” ' Senator McCormick would greatly re- gret the election of Mrs. Olesen. In the matter of fitness for the | great office to which she aspires Mrs. { Olesen is far away beyond Medill Mc- | Cormick, the millionaire of Chicago. | She is a woman of brilliant intellect and splendid achievement, who has ac- | complished much in the way of civic | improvement, not only in the State in | which she lives but in other States in . the middle west. Unlike Senator Mc- Cormick she was not born with a sil- ver spoon in her mouth but hos grown {up to a helpful prosperity and prac- ticed a life of usefulness to the men, | women and children of the country. i Her activities in politics have always i been in the interest of good govern- ment and as chairman Hull, of the i Democratic National committee says, her election will be “the greatest tri- | umph for women since the beginning of suffrage.” Minnesota is a strong Republican State and party prejudices hold fast in that section of the country. But the Democrats elected a Governor in 1904 and there is a deep feeling of resent- ment against Senator Kellog because ! of his vote to seat Senator Newberry, of Michigan. The people of Minne- sota are men and women of a high standard of morality and they have no sympathy with corruption in poli- tics or public office. Senator Kellog had stood fairly well in public estima- tion until he yielded his convictions Newberry and since that he is not on a firm basis. Mrs. Olesen, on the oth- er hand, enjoys the full confidence of the people and her election is possible. — Prohibition enforcement will be | more successful when it becomes more | sincere. Most of the enforcement of- ficers in commission are crooks. Scandal of the State Treasury. That very amusing little farce com- edy entitled, “An Investigation of the Accounts of Harmon M. Kephart,” former State Treasurer, which was staged at Harrisburg during the pri- mary campaign for the benefit of Mr. Gifford Pinchot and abandoned later, was resumed at the State capital on Monday with banker John A. Bell, of Pittsburgh, in the leading role. It will be remembered that Mr. Bell was a strong favorite of the machine dur- ing the period in which Senator Crow and Mr. Kephart were in control of the organization and was slated for any official vacancy that might hap- pen from ward assessor to Senator in Congress or Governor. It also ap- pears that he was the “fence” in all financial operations. Mr. Bell’s testimony on Monday in- dicates that while he was a somewhat slovenly banker he was a trusting and convenient friend. He gave Treasurer Kephart blank checks sign- ed by himself in any number desired and trusted a subordinate in the bank to keep track of the operations upon a system of book-keeping invented by himself and based on a blunder. For- tunately the checks were all rounded up, the accounts balanced and the on- ly loss was to the State which suffered to the extent of $11,300 in interest which would have accrued if the funds had been properly deposited to the credit of the Commonwealth. Who got this money has not been revealed but presumably it was equitably dis- tributed among those concerned in the transactions. Singularly enough another dead man was introduced into the cast at the session on Monday. During the former hearings in the matter the blame for most of the irregularities was placed upon a treasury clerk named Klop who has since died. The error upon which the blank checks en- tries were based is ascribed to one An- thony Tarter, a clerk in the Carne- gie Trust company, of which Mr. Bell is president, who has since died. Thus the grim reaper performs his friendly offices in politics and business and buries in obscurity the mysteries of manipulation. But in spite of all the fact remains that the Republican ma- chine was behind all these irregulari- ties, which shout an admonition to “turn the rascals out.” ——— fp ————————— ——Blackberries are now coming l into market and the crop is reported ' as quite large. to the party necessity of supporting-{ Mr. Pinchot Over Confident. The confidence which Gifford Pin- chot and some of his friends express in his election is amusing as well as absurd. In fact Mr. Pinchot has al- ready begun the exercise of functions of the office as if the ballots had been cast, counted and certified in his fa- vor, the commission issued and the oath of office administered. An al- leged political expert writing in the esteemed Philadelphia Ledger ap- pears to be equally assured. “When Mr. Pinchot enters upon the duties of the office of Governor,” this gentle- man writes, “which he is certain to do,” certain things will happen. This is certainly counting the chickens be- fore they are hatched. Mr. Pinchot is not certain to be elected. For more than a quarter of a cen- tury the Republican machine has en- joyed uninterrupted control of the government of Pennsylvania. During that period the expenses of governing the State have quadrupled and the burden of taxation increased in equal ratio. Yet the State has been default- ing in payments of current expenses until now with an empty treasury it is confronted with a deficit of more than $40,000,000. The same machine is still in control of the party organ- ization and gives no promise of change of methods. In fact, for at least one-third of that period Mr. Pinchot has been a supporter of the machine and for nearly four years a participant in and beneficiary of the looting operations. It has been said, and it is literally true, that a State may have exactly the sort of government the people want. Since 1897, when the late Gov- ernor Pattison retired from office, the people of Pennsylvania have been having rotten government for the rea- son that they have continued the Re- publican machine in control. Now that the State is on the verge of bank- ruptey the people are beginning to re- flect upon the causes of their troubles. If they want the looting operations to continue they will vote to retain the machine in authority by electing Gif- ford Pinchot. If they want honest ad- ministration they will vote for John A. McSparran and all the people are not fools all the time. ——The “Watchman” was extreme- ly fortunate during the past three weeks of July in having two expert workmen helping out in its job depart- ment in the persons of William J. Gibson, of Crafton, and Frank Swales, of New York city. Mr. Gib- son is an old hand at the printing trade having worked at every branch of the printing business from devil to editor, so is right at home in any of- fice. He is a brother of Robert M. Gibson, of Pittsburgh, recently rec- ommended for the appointment of federal judge in the western district of Pennsylvania. A few years of his early life were spent at State College and he has a number of relatives in Centre county. As a side issue he sells roofing paint of a superior qual- ity and succeeded in securing a num- ber of orders in Bellefonte. Frank Swales, the other man who helped us out in an emergency, is an expert pressman and is able to make a press do about everything but talk. —— During these days of strikes galore, with much of the industrial world in turmoil, it was rather re- freshing on Monday to read the news item that the Midvale Steel company had announced an increase of four- teen per cent. in wages, effective Au- gust 1st. The Midvale company is working to capacity filling orders and has a bright outlook for the future, which is probably the main reason for the increase in wages. In the final conclusion wages, like most every- thing else, are to a great extent reg- ulated by the law of supply and de- mand, regardless of strikes and coun- ter-strikes. a ———— eee ——The prohibition enforcement of- ficers stopped a Long Island funeral the other day, and opened the coffin in search of hootch but found nothing of that kind on the person of the corps. This was enterprising beyond question but some persons may think it was going a step too far even in law en- forcement. yeaa Mr. Bok, of Philadelphia, ap- pears to take himself entirely too ser- iously. The sesquicentennial will probably survive, however. pln ———— ——Young Mr. Ryan seems to have gone out too far on the limb of fren- zied finance and the result is what night have been expected. — Experience is a dear teacher but it is the only school in which Harding could have learned the tribu- lations of a President. A——————— A —————————— ——The tile have finally arrived for the floor of the new porch at the Elk’s club, on High street. Mr. Pinchot’s Confidence. From the Philadelphia Record. There are two reasons why Gifford Pinchot expects to be the next Gover- nor of Pennsylvania. Neither of them is flattering to the voters. In the first place, Mr. Pinchot has superb confidence, based on exper- ience, in the persuasive power of mon- ey. He invested heavily in the prima- ry election, and gut results. Large as were his expenditures in the prelimi- nary campaign, they by no means rep- resent the limit of his financial capac- ity. He has the biggest barrel, and he can see no reason why that should not mean the biggest vote. In the second place, Mr. Pinchot un- derstands the value of the Republican label in Pennsylvania. The State Gov- ernment has been operated under Re- publican auspices with disastrous re- sults. An enormous revenue has been dissipated and a staggering deficit rolled up. Despite enhanced income and new sources of taxation, the State cannot meet its current expenses with- out checking against the future. There has been extravagance and waste, but this alone does not account for the condition of the State Treas- ury. There has been graft. The Treasury has been plundered. All this has happened under a Re- publican Administration. In most other States abuses perpetrated under the auspices of one party would inev- itably result in the dismissal of that party from power and the election of officials of opposite political faith hav- ing no possible interest in the contin- uation of the abuses or the protection of guilty individuals through partisan influence. But Mr. Pinchot figures that in Pennsylvania the voter has not sense enough thus to protect his in- terests. He relies upon the hidebound partisanship of the residents of the big cities, particularly Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, to reward an unfaith- ful party organization with a vote of continued confidence. Mr. Pinchot has been a part of the Republican State Administration whose malfeasances constitute a na- tional scandal. He has been an active participant in and personal beneficia- ry of a discreditable scheme to violate the spirit and intent of the Constitu- tion. But he has money, and has bought a Republican label, and he thinks he will be the next Governor. John A. McSparran hasn’t a barrel; he hasn’t even a keg; and he is Me ocrat. in i good name. Wouldn’t it be wise to elect an hon- est and capable Democrat to the Gov- ernorship, after so many disappoint- ing experiments with Republicans? Wouldn’t it be a good joke on Mr. Pinchot to demonstrate to him that he can neither buy the State with his ready cash, nor scare the voters into conniption fits with the hollow pump- kin-head bugaboos of the horrors that would result from Democratic rule? Coal Pools Will Help. From the Philadelphia Public Ledger. Secretary Hoover proposes to take the available coal now being mined or in storage and pool it. The govern- ment will scoop it out of these dis- trict pools, giving the railways, the public utilities, producers of necessi- ties and public institutions priority, in the order named. This action cannot be taken too quickly. While there is coal enough in sight to get along on for some weeks, we are beginning to get to the bottom of the bin. Some of the rail- ways are cutting their schedules, not so much because of the shopmen’s strike and any lack of rolling stock, but because they must save coal. It is imperative that we do this now to avoid “lightless nights” and the “heatless days” later on. _ This ties up with the Administra- tion efforts to get coal out of the ground. It is expected to check fur- ther “run-away prices” and make eas- ier a situation that is, at best, going to try the temper and the patience of the Nation for the next ninety days. Scrap the Tariff Bill. From the Boston Transcript. Economic conditions in Europe are in such a chaotic state that even the best experts here or there are unable to tell what our tariff schedules should be a year hence. On this account the present is a bad, if nof, an impossible, time to frame a tariff bill. On this account the Administration would be well advised, would be widely sup- ported, would show political sagacity, if it 1econsidered its decision to force tariff revision through at the current session of Congress. By putting over until another session all tariff legis- lation the party in power would spare the people the oppression in the pend- ing bill. ——————e——————— Congress Dead to Rebuke. From the New York Herald. What better proof than the contin- uing record of the contests at the pri- maries does the machine control of Congress need to convince itself that its reactionary, selfish, stubborn, de- fiant legislative course is alienating the American people? Or must it go on in blindness to the last deadly stroke ? et ————————— ——Twenty-nine and nine-tenths of the population of this country in 1920 were farmers, and that is a consider- able proportion to be sacrificed to feed the cupidity of manufacturing barons. That is the only stain on-~his SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. —Seized with a fit last Friday as he was standing near a large water trough, John Smith, aged 26 years, of Churchville, Bucks county, fell into the trough and drowned before aid reached him. Smith was a hired man on a farm near Churchville and had been employed at the place about two weeks. —4Let him take her and keep her, treat her well and make a good home for her,” Charles P. Bastian, a prominent Milton man, is alleged to have said when his wife was arrested at Berwick for eloping with Charles Herrold. They were taken to Sun- bury for a hearing, but the husband de- clined to prosecute. —C. C. McCarty, of Williamsport, has been reappointed district deputy of the eighth Pennsylvania district, Knights of Columbus. This district includes the coun- cils in Williamsport, Lock Haven, Renovo and Bellefonte. McCarty is one of the youngest district deputies in the State, having conducted major degree work be- fore his thirtieth birthday. —A few minutes after Mrs. Roy Houch, of Gettysburg, had taken her baby boy from its crib in a second-floor room last Wednesday afernoon because of the heat, lightning struck the home, tore through the plastered wall, knocked the crib aside, burned a hole in the carpet and splintered the floor. Other queer pranks were played by the electrical storm, which was very severe. — Ralph Kohler, a telephone lineman employed at Lewisburg, narrowly escaped death on Saturday. He was up a high pole when he lost his hold. Rather than fall to certain death on a high-tension wire, he threw himself out of its way, pre- ferring to take the chances in the fall. As he fell, he caught a set of secondary wires with one arm and hung until aid reach- ed him. —Northumberland county commissioners are not satisfied with an order of the State public charities board directing that each of the county jail cells be equipped with fire extinguishers. They assert that it is not necessary, although the order will like- ly have to be complied with. The top, sides and floor of the cells are stone, join- ed together with cement, while the doors are of iron. —Roy Williams, aged 16 years, fell from a diving board on which he was swinging to a platform twelve feet below at a Sun- day school picnic of the Poplar valley Methodist church at Saylor’s lake, near Al- lentown, on Saturday, and died instantly from a fractured skull and broken neck. The boy’s body rolled into the water, and swimmers pulled him from the lake and called a doctor, who pronounced the boy dead. He was a son of Mr. and Mrs. J. KE. Williams, of Allentown. — While playing in a twilight game of baseball at Houtzdale last Thursday even- ing the bat slipped from the hands of Foxy May while at bat and hitting Eddie McDermott, a catcher, killed him instant- ly. The game was between amateur play- ers and McDermott, who was one of the best local ball players in that part of the State, was standing on the sideline watch- ing the game. May swung at a pitched ball, and missing it the bat slipped from his hands and hit McDermott square in the face, crushing in his face and fracturing his sknll at the base of the jaw. Death was instantaneous. — Fifteen hundred threshermen have been notified by the State Department of Labor and Industry that they are violat- ing the workmen's compensation law by working threshing rigs without taking in- surance on their employees. They are sub- ject to a fine of $1 a day for each employee not insured. Most of the violations are said to be due to a prevailing opinion among threshermen that the workmen's compensation act does not apply to farm labor. The letter informs the threshermen that operating a threshing machine on a farm other than their own or operating a sawmill or performing a logging operation for some one else bring: them within the scope of the law. —Judge Bechtel, of Pottsville, on Mon-~ day ordered the immediate closing and abandonment of the phosphate factory at Fountain Springs, Schuylkill county, own- ed by Jacob Reichert, and threatened in- definite imprisonment for Reichert and all his employees if they continue to do any work there. The closing order was made on petition of Dr. J. C. Biddle, superin- tendent of the State hospital at Fountain Springs, who was in court with almost his entire staff of nurses and physicians to prove that the stench from the factory was ‘so great as to overcome patients. “No one but a crazy man would build a phosphate factory near a hospital,” said Judge Bech- tel. “This is the fourth time Mr. Reichert has been before me on this charge, and the next time he and his entire force of em- ployees will purge their contempt in jail” —Rocco di Crippo, of Pittsburgh, want- ed by the police of that city to face thirty- eight grand jury indictments, was arrest- ed at Wilkes-Barre on Saturday night after a transcontinental chase. Di Crippo, alias Roxie Long, was indicted several months ago are obtaining money under false pretenses, burglary and other charg- es, and fled the country. Detective Moran caught him in France and brought him back to Pittsburgh. He escaped while closeted with his bondsman, and Moran was dismissed from the police force. To vindicate himself Moran traced the fugi- tive to Steubenville, Ohio, and then to Wilkes-Barre. Di Crippo had opened a grocery store there under the name of Mike John and was conducting a profita- ble business. He was taken to Pittsburgh on Monday. —Mrs. Frank Yoder, forty years old, the mother of twenty children, fifteen of whom are living, is probably the busiest woman in Somerset county, yet has time to enjoy life, according to her own story. Mr. Yo- der, who is employed on construction work and only able to spend the week-ends with bis family, is forced to throw the burden of caring for seven acres of land, fourteen hogs and two cows on his wife and chil- dren. The eldest child is a son, twenty- five years old, while the youngest is a girl of four months. One of Mrs. Yoder’s chief duties is baking thirty loaves of bread every other day for her children. In addi- tion, she sews all their clothes and does the family cobbling. Mrs. Yoder declares that big families are as easy to handle os small ones, if one used good judgment. “All the children who are old enough must do their part, aud we have no trouble,” declared Mrs. Yoder. “We produce much of what we eat right here on the farm, and life with a big family is not such a bur- den ag some people imagine.”