Bema Ncw INK SLINGS. —Summer is here. —-Since Lenine has been ordered to take a rest we presume all Russia will enjoy it. —Any way the nearer the cellar they get the more at home the Ath- letics must feel. ——As an apologizer for iniquity Senator Pepper has all the old time machine leaders shoved off the map. —~Saturday’s storms made many of the wheat fields in Nittany valley look like they had been rolled with a ponderous roller. ——Enforcing the dry law in the American Embassy in London might entice Ambassador Harvey to resign. Anyway the experiment is worth try- ing. ——If the voters of Pennsylvania are just to themselves and fair to their posterity the million dollars spent for the Republican primary will be wasted. —By keeping the streams almost always in a muddy condition nature is doing more for the conservation of trout than all man made laws could accomplish. : —If we knew the fellow who re- marked that he didn’t think much of bald-heads as a shining example sure- ly we’d tell him that he said a mouth- ful when he spilled that. —No matter how many home runs Babe Ruth may make this season he can never regain the admiration of the fans. He’s too poor a sport to retain the loyalty of real sport enthusiasts. ——It seems that everybody agrees to the sale of booze on Amercan ships outside of the three mile limit. Another concession to the rich. The poor can’t get beyond the three mile limit. —Wheat having tumbled to a dol- lar fifteen in the local market farm owners are naturally seeing small chance of emerging from the gloom they have been in for the past two years. —The audit of the State Treasury is daily revealing the loose manner in which the State’s business has been managed and emphasizing the neces- sity of a complete change of adminis- tration at Harrisburg. —The kids of Bellefonte have a fine new play ground and we hope they’ll enjoy it to the limit. The life of child- hood should be nothing but happiness, for, who knows what sorrow and dis- tress may be theirs in later years. —Mars was very near to us the other day. In fact the planet was on- ly forty-two million miles off and sci- entists who were watching it say that there-is- probably dess light there than there is on earth. Maybe the Martians are having a coal strike. —-Glass manufacturers are respon- sible for the statement that there are ten times as many whiskey glasses be- ing used today as there were before Mr. Volstead got busy. This merely indicates that the average man isn’t as clever at washing glasses as the old bar tender used tu be. — President Pilsudsky, of Poland, has come into fifty miliion dollars through the death of a rich Boston relative. Of course we know Pilsud- sky can use every cent of it and we don’t begrudge him one of them, but that’s no reason why we shouldn’t wonder a bit how so many people hap- pen on rich relatives. — After having heard Dr. Willard declare that beauty is only knee high we stood in the Broad Street station train shed for an hour, Wednesday afternoon, and watched the commu- ters dashing for the Paoli, Shawmont, Narberth and Chestnut Hill locals. Then we concluded that if Doc. Wil- lard is right there is very little beau- ty in the world. —Former Governor Osborn, of Michigan, says the white race is pred- atory and epiphytic. Before we read this bit of wisdom dropped by the Michigander we thought only a cer- tain class of the white race predatory and we still entertain the same no- tion, but about that epiphytic matter, we'll let you go to the dictionary yourself and deny or affirm the charge. —Mrs. Peter Olesen has won the Democratic nomination for United States Senator for Minnesota. She will undertake to defeat the Republi- can sitting, Senator Kellogg, and harking back to the old Ole Oleson ad- vice to a friend who was trying to land from a boat that would not stay moored we would suggest to Mrs. Peter that she “yump, you can make it in two yumps.” —The Ku Klux Klan has invited the Rev. John T. Davis, federal pro- hibition director for Pennsylvania, to a tar and feather party. The parson, doubtless, has devoured his share of the white meat of chicken in his time, —most men of the cloth have—but whether he would have the same rel- ish for the feathers of the fowl will be revealed by his acceptance or re- jection of the invitation to this party. —At least something with which we can agree has come out of the present administration. Secretary Weeks has declared his belief that the direct pri- mary is a fake, so far as getting men of high qualifications into office is concerned. We are in entire accord with this assertion. There have been more official misfits in the few years we have had the direct primary than there were in all the years the old party convention was running things. | contribution stand that his: successor is anxious to , That un- written law of the Penrose machine Sy fener aD, i = y » 1 vy STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 67. BELLEFONTE, PA. JUNE 23. 1922. NO. 23. Pinchot is Amusing Anyway. Mr. Gifford Pinchot in politics, like the late Artemus Ward’s kangaroo, “is a amusin’ little cuss.” He seems to imagine that the voters of Pennsyl- vania are exceedingly credulous, if not actually feeble minded. For ex- ample, he is now seriously attempting to fool the people into the belief that he is solving the _onfused fiscal prob- lems of the State by appointing a commission, the members of which are to work without pay, for the os- tensible purpose of “making a survey : of the State finances.” The best that commission can possibly do is to rec- ommend something to the Legisla- ture, to be acted upon subsequently : by Senators Vare, Leslie and Eyre, who will dispose of it precisely as they treated his recommendation of | General Miner for the chairmanship of the State committee. In this matter Mr. Pinchot not only usurps functions of government, a grave evil, but imposes upon the la- dies and gentlemen whom he pre- He asks them to give valuable time and service without recompense while the sumes to call into public service. records show that he vas unwilling to do so himself. When he entered up- on the duties of the office of Commis- sioner of Forestry the salary was $5000.00 a year. At that fair com- pensation he had a splendid opportu- nity to give valuable service to the State. But he forgot his pretense of altruism and lobbyed a bill to increase the salary through the Legislature and in violation of the constitution he had sworn to “support, obey and de- fend,” took the benefit of his perfidy by a conspiracy with the Governor he ' has since denounced. His action upon the question of financing the campaign is equally in- sincere and dishonest. For the decep- tion of the idealists and to the amuse- | ment of “machinists” he declares that he will not permit an assessment of office holders for campaign funds. The astute and congenial chairman Baker thereupon assures him that the three per cent. tribute of the office holders is purely voluntary and he is satisfied. Every office holder will therefore re- ceive the usual notice to ahd be given to under- pay if he fails or hesitates. promptly speeds up liberality and the remittances come, even if grudgingly. ——Secretary Weeks publicly la- ments the degeneracy of Congress and a good many other people entertained the same feeling when he was Sena- tor. Time to Strangle an Evil. The nomination of Gifford Pinchot, as the Republican candidate for Gov- ernor, cost a vast sum of money. Ac- | cording to his own sworn statement his own family contributed $125,000. Other friends contributed directly to him $10,000. Joseph R. Grundy, pres- ident of the Manufacturers’ Associa- tion, donated $80,000. Colonel Elver- son, of Philadelphia, placed $21,000 in the pool. Various other friends of the forester throughout the State, accord- ing to conservative estimates, contrib- uted $100,000 and the several Pinchot committees including the Voters’ League, of Philadelphia, raised and spent another $100,000. Thus it will be seen that the nomination cost Mr. Pinchot and his friends nearly half a million dollars. Mr. Pinchot has said that his friends will reiterate that all this money was legitimately spent. Under the laws of Pennsylvania ten times that amount might have been disbursed if no part had been used to buy votes direct. For example, Mr. Pinchot states that he spent $42,000 for post cards for use in the campaign. That amount of money will purchase a vast number of post cards but nobody has ever seen one of the post cards. It might easily be imagined that part of this post card fund was used for oth- er purposes and many reasoning minds might come to the conclusion that a man who would spend that amount of money for post cards was electioneering for a bed in a lunatic asylum rather than a seat in the ex- ecutive mansion. But a man who spends or permits his friends to spend, nearly half a million dollars for a nomination for Governor cannot escape the suspicion of moral turpitude, however securely he may be sheltered under the law. No man in his right senses will waste such a sum of money willfully, and paying it to secure an office which can honestly yield only $72,000 in four years is willful waste. Besides it es- tablishes a precedent that must be de- structive of every principle of popu- lar government. No poor man, how- ever capable, and no man of moderate means, however fit, can aspire to an important office if rich men are per- mitted to buy nominations at so high a price. The time to check this dan- ger is now by defeating Pinchot. make the | Fordney Tariff Will be Forced. | Under an agreement made between | the President and the leading Repub- lican Senators, the other day, the i Fordney tariff bill is to be pressed to ! passage in the Senate under cloture if necessary. The expectant beneficia- i ries of the measure are growing imn- | patient at the delay. They paid their | money to the Republican campaign | committee two years ago and think it | is time to realize on the investment. : Some of them have been “cashing in” already. Prices on woolens and other commodities have been increased in ‘ anticipation. But there is hazard in the uncertainty and those who paid most liberally want to be assured of their toll. velt said, these are “practical men.” ably drew the greatest number of votes to the Republican candidate for President was that commodity prices would be reduced in the event of | Harding’s election. The cost of living ‘was distressingly high at that time and as the war was practically ended two years before it was easy to per- suade credulous voters that the Dem- ocratic administration could have forced prices down. As might have been expected the result of the argu- ment was a land-slide to the Republi- can party. But the promised reduec-' . tion in prices has not come and the “disappointment gives the President and his party leaders no concern. But ' disappointing the tariff barons makes him throw a fit. | The passage of the Fordney tariff | bill will vastly increase the cost of | every article which enters into the life - hosiery, ornaments, carpets, furniture "and everything else necessary in the {life of a human being will be increas- ed in price because of the tariff tax imposed. But that is precisely what the Republican party managers want. When the wage earners are reduced to poverty they are necessarily docile and the corporations and other bene- ficiaries of the tariff will have an easy time forcing them to terms. And the | war veterans have been shoved aside to make the path clear for the tariff measure to trayel and do its evil work “of destruction. = ° A Pennsylvania will have no quarrel over assessments of office holders this | But there are bright prospects | year. ! that the question will be open for dis- cussion next year. Hughes Rebukes Republican Leaders. ' Secretary of State Hughes, address- ling the student body of the Univer- sity of Michigan, on Monday even- ' ing, administered a sharp rebuke to the leaders of his party. His subject duct of Our Foreign Relations,” and his conclusions that “misinformation ‘is the public’s worst enemy, more po- tent for evil than all the conspiracies that are commonly feared.” He said: | “There are situations of controlling importance which are wholly unknown ‘to the general public and that cannot i be appreciated without the special in- | i formation available only to officers of | the government.” | While President Wilson was sacri- | ficing his health by his labors in the ' ' Versailles peace conference to contin- ue and confirm to the government and people of the United States the con- ! trolling position acquired by our troops in the world war, the Republi- can leaders in and out of Congress and the press of that party faith, act- ing in the ignorance which Secretary Hughes now deplores, were constantly back-biting and vilifying him with the purpose of defeating his great and beneficent aims. Mr. Secretary Hughes may not have contributed to or encouraged this deluge of vituper- ation but he certainly remained quiet while it was working its insidious evils upon the minds of the world. Secretary Hughes now appreciates the evil effects of the campaign for the destruction of President Wilson and as one of the beneficiaries of it enters protest, not against the result to Woodrow Wilson and the country, but against that which may come to him and his party if it is continued. If Charles Evans Hughes had spoken to Lodge and Harding while the fight against Wilson was on three years ago as he spoke at Ann Arbor, Michi- gan, on Monday night, the pages of the history of the world during the period which has intervened would have been written differently, and not only this country but the world would have been benefitted. i -——Former State Treasurer Kep- hart acknowledges that figures were juggled during his term of office but he doesn’t say who got the benefit of the operations. Sp br —— ——1It appears that Senator Hale, of Maine, has been renominated and it i follows that the progressive wave { which started in Indiana is broken. As the late Colonel Roose-' The campaign promise which prob- of the people. Clothing, shoes, gloves, ——The Democratic managers in was “Some Observations on the Con-! Record of the Rump Legislature. The journal of the closing hours of the last session of the Legislature has appeared. The session ended on the 28th day of April, 1921, and the jour- nal was due within twenty-four hours of that time. Its appearance last week indicates the limit in tardiness It was nearly fourteen months over due. But there is a reason. If the truth and the whole truth had been told concerning that rump session of the Legislature the political records of the State subsequent to that might have been different. It was a riot and it was a revolution. It not only broke all records but completely demolished the constitution and the law. And out of the confusion it created there is likely to be no end of trouble. ‘The trouble began when on a de- mand for the “orders of the day,” the session was adjourned, the order hav- ing fixed the hour of adjournment at ten o’clock. When a parliamentary body is adjourned in that way it is ended for the day. But the delayed journal shows that the clerk assumed the chair and entertained a motion to lock the doors, which was done. Then a new Speaker was elected and bills still in committee were taken up and passed, including every measure in i which the administration was concern- ed. An adjournment was taken and in two minutes another day’s session be- gan in which the bills that had passed first reading ten minutes before were read the second time and adopted. The constitution requires that every bill shall be read on three separate ‘days in each house. These measures . appropriating millions of dollars and creating scores of new offices were | read three times within three hours | and had never been considered in com- mittee as the organic law requires. The long time which has elapsed since the perpetration of these crimes, with the sanction of the Governor and the help of the Republican managers, may have dulled the edge of public indig- nation but the belated publication of the journal ought to arouse resent- ment in the mind of every right mind- ed citizen. Governor Sproul has vol- untarily taken himself out of public 1if¥ but the sins of his associates may be punished. en. steerer: ——Nineteen foreigners were grant- _ed their naturalization papers as American citizens at the regular term of naturalization court on Monday. ; A Fact Worth Considering. | Several days ago a young lady of | Washington, D. C., came into this of- fice and in course of conversation commented upon the prices of the act- ual necessities of life in Belefonte, ' which she declared were almost dou- ble what they are in the national cap- ital. A well known resident of Belle- . fonte, whose business requires him to ! make frequent trips to eastern cities, { remarked after the young lady had , taken her departure, that the prices i she quoted as prevailing in Washing- | ton were no doubt correct, as he knew that they were about the same in Phil- | adelphia. He further called attention to the | fact that he knew a number of fami- i lies in Bellefonte who bought most everything they needed in the cities and saved considerable money by do- ing so. From the number of parcel post and express packages that come to Bellefonte for private families and individuals every day in the week it is evident that Bellefonte merchants are losing considerable trade that they ought to have. This trade is going out of town for either one of two rea- sons, or probably both. First, because of price and second, because only a few merchants advertise their wares for the information of the buying pub- lic. In any event, itis a fact well worth considering by local merchants. —Ireland having voted for peace let’s hope she gets it. Who Got the Trout? Last week the “Watchman” com- mented on the fact that some of the big trout had disappeared from the closed portion of Spring creek, oppo- site the “Watchman” office, and now it is reported that last Friday night some unknown persons literally scoop- ed that portion of the creek of all the big trout with the exception of a very few which must have escaped the net. All spring these trout, a hundred or more of them, have been a wonderful attraction for every stranger visiting Bellefonte. They were one of the sights of the town and there wasn’t a day passed without its usual crowd of sightseers “watching and feeding the trout. If the trout were scooped from the stream, as is generally believed, every true sportsman should deplore the fact and lend his assistance to the discovery of the perpetrator of the deed, ' ‘And, if found out, He should be Jade to suffer the full penalty of the aw. “The Decline of Government.” From the Philadelphia Record. Secretary Weeks’ address, which he said he was tempted to entitle “The Decline of the American Government,” 1s not to be disposed of by calling him a pessimist and saying that every- thing will come out all right. It will in the end, but the end may be far off, and the country may suffer a good deal in the mean time. Mr. Weeks has been in public life many years, and is now a member of the Administration and in political ac- cord with Congress. It is of some sig- nificance that he says that “the legis- lative branch of our national govern- ment probably never has been at low- er ebb than it is today.” The methods of electing Senators by Legislature were occasionally deplorable, though few men were elected Senator who had not already been Governors, or Judges, or Congressmen, and demon- strated their ability to get the popu- lar vote. But the quality of the Sen- ate has distinctly declined since the election of Senators has been trans- ferred from -the Legislatures to the people. The people do not select the Senatorial candidates; they simply choose between candidates selected by gangs or groups or rings. “The direct primary,” said the Sec- retary of War, “has so palpably les- sened the quality of men willing to serve in public affairs that prompt ac- tion should be taken to greatly modify or entirely repeal it.” The direct pri- mary has been very much of a disap- pointment. Perhaps Mr. Weeks’ con- demnation is extreme, but in spite of the fact that the dircet primary has recently served the purpose of dishing a political group in this State and in Indiana it is still on trial; it has not demonstrated its value, and it is notor- ious that men have been nominated by the direct primary who could not have got a nomination from a convention. The quality of the House of Repre- sentatives as well as of the Senate has deteriorated. Members rarely use their own judgments and their own consciences and, if necessary, justify themselves to their constituents. They seek only their own re-election, and think only of the possible effect of their action on the chances of that. The people have submitted to legisla- tion impairing their own rights, not because they are convinced, but be- cause they are too supine to ffer the necessary resistance to bandas natics. The bloc system in Congress would be impossible if there were a rational national feeling; it is based upon the sacrifice of public interests to those of a locality, or a trade, or a group. “We have a large number of re- formers,” the Secretary said, “many of them professional reformers, who are rushing about trying to reform everything and everybody. Of course, there are conditions which need cor- rection, but often the suggested cure will result in greater evil than the evil it is designed to correct.” We are already getting abundant demon- stration of that. Overestimating Mr. Watson. From the New York World. After reading Senator Watson’s charges of foreign interference in Re- publican tariff-making, Sir Auckland Geddes went at once to Mr. Hughes to prove that the text of his address was not as represented in the Senate. But had the British Ambassador been fa- miliar with the history of tariff man- ufacture in the United States and with Jim Watson’s connection with it he would have taken his time about a denial. Mr. Hughes is well aware that the remarks of the Indiana Sen- aor in a tariff debate are to be dis- counted at least 100 per cent. and that his opinions about Europe rate on the exchange with counterfeit Russian rubles. Mr. Hughes knows, too, that the last refuge of a tariff-broker when all other strategy fails is to wrap him- self in the American flag and accuse his opponents of alien sympathies. —————— eens ——— The Kaiser’s Memoirs. From the Altoona Tribune. Among the other interesting items of news published on Sunday was a cable dispatch from Paris to the New York Tribune to the effect that the newspapers of Paris have agreed not to print the ex-Kaiser’s memoirs, re- gardless of price. They have taken this attitude, it is said, because all money received from this publication is to be turned into a fund to be used for the restoration of the empire. We have every reason to believe that the leading men of Germany are ardently favorable to the monarchical form of government. Several observers who have visited Germany lately say they find this feeling everywhere prevalent, On the other hand, it is said, the ma- jority of the people are opposed to the restoration of the Kaiser. ——Mayor Magee, of Pittsburgh, having been entertained in Pinchot’s home over Sunday, it may now be ex- pected that even the pretense of re- form will be abandoned by the candi- date for Governor. Bo nl ail) ——Wednesday was supposed to be the longest day and the begnning of summer, when in reality the day wasn’t any longer than the three days pre- vious, while summer did not begin un- til twenty-seven minutes after mid- night yesterday morning. #f fa- SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. —Frank Gallo, aged 50 years, who was admitted to the Altoona hospital at noon on Sunday with an ear-to-ear laceration of the throat, said to have been self-inflicted, died at the hospital Sunday night. —More than 1000 Sharon women are de- linquent in their 1921 taxes, according to the statement of city treasurer, James Eriser. Cards are being mailed to the women demanding that they pay the coun- ty and school taxes before July 1st. ; —Miller Ressler, a Lancaster county far- mer, early last winter lost his pocketbook. He advertised for it in the newspapers and made personal inquiry without results. He mourned $60 as a dead loss. A little girl hunting potato bugs found the wallet several days ago. The notes were sent to a Quarryville bank for redemption. —Robbers who broke through a heavy door of the conractor headquarters of John Curtis company, at Wilkes-Barre, last Thursday night, and then blew open 2a large safe with nitroglycerine received ex- actly 50 cents in cash and 10 cents’ worth of postage stamps for their trouble. The robbery was discovered the next morning. —William H. Luden, a confectionery manufacturer, has given $1000 to start a $5000 free swimming pool on city property in East Reading. City officials will pro- ceed with the operation in Pendora Park, and will raise the balance of the fund by popular subscription and city appropria- tions. The pool is to be of concrete, 70 by 100 feet in dimensions. —IFour men, one a former deputy clerk in United States district court, were ar- rested in Philadelphia on Monday, charged with having sold forged naturalization cer- tificates to unsuspecting aliens at from $25 to $50 each. The certificates were an ob- solete issue of 1906, to which had been signed the name of a naturalization offi- cial who had died four years ago. —The monotony of paved streets and bare bridges in Grove City has been solved by public-spirited residents, who contrib- uted funds for the purpose of flower bas- kets and boxes. These blooms, matured in hothouses, have been suspended in bas- kets from electric light standards in the streets, while the bridges have been deco- rated with boxes containing a variety of flowers and plants. —Stanley A. Winter, aged 25 years, of Barnesboro, Cambria county, was killed and Thomas Duke, also of Barnesboro, was injured when the automobile in which they were returning from a dance at Cherrytree late Tuesday night overturned on a curve. Winter's back was broken. He was the son of George W. Winter, furniture dealer at Barnesboro, Pa., past imperial poten- tate of the Jaffa Temple of the Mystic Shrine, Altoona. —The Rev. Dr. H. H. Weber, of York, Pa., in donating $50,000 for the establish- ment of a professorship at Gettysburg College, has made provision for the chair of romance languages endowed in memory of his father and mother, through whose personal devotion and sacrifice, he says, he was enabled to obtain an education at Get- tysburg College and Seminary. The gift of the Rev. Dr. Weber ended the campaign to obtain $1,000,000 for Gettysburg College. —Razing of buildings to make room for the $150,000 theatre and club-house pro- jected by the DuBois Lodge of Elks was commenced last week. ‘A stock company composed of members of the DuBois lodge, has been formed to finance the construc- tion and plans, providing for what is de- clared to be one of the finest buildings in that section of the State, have been adopt- ed. No contracts for construction work have yet been let, but it is expected that the building will be under way within a few weeks. —Kelsey Campbell, 17 years old, was shot in the arm when he went to the chick- en house on the farm of his grandfather, T. J. Campbell, near Mahaffey, to inves- tigate strange noises that emanated from the building. He had been aroused from bis bed and when he opened the door of the hennery a man jumped out, bowled him over, fired one shot and ran. The boy fired two shots into the darkness, but it is believed the assailant escaped unhurt. Young Campbell has furnished the police with a good description of the intruder. —Three youths, each about 17 years old, were electrocuted at Swoyersville, near Wilkes-Barre on Sunday night. The vie- tims were George Klebban, Michael Tet- truska and Walter Dubozietski. The boys were near an arc light on Slocum street and discovered a chain hanging from a pole. They used the chain as a swing and finally swung out so wide that the chain touched a heavily loaded feed wire and all three were thrown to the ground, uncon- scious. Doctors were summoned and worked over the boys for two hours with the aid of a pulmotor, but failed to revive them, —Attacked by six big rattlesnakes, after they had killed one of the species, Mr. and Mrs. W. 8. Wagner and Mr. and Mrs. I. W. Campbell, of Sunbury, had a thrilling ex- perience near Troxelville, Snyder county, according to their story, last Thursday. The party came upon a rattler, which they killed. Almost at once the rattle of a half dozen others was heard on all sides, as hissing, forked-tongued heads appeared above the bushes. The party killed four of these, and have the rattles to prove their story. The women were brave, ac- cording to Mr. Wagner, and used clubs with as good effect as the men. —With one-half of the hand-blown glass plants of the country shut down and the remainder seeking a practical machine to take the place of hand-blowing, Port Alle- gheny considers itself fortunate because the Mountain Glass company, of Smeth- port, which controls such a machine, has leased the Port Allegheny plant. It is said to be an interesting sight to watch this mechanical contrivance blow roller after roller of practically perfect proportion and thickness and draw it out twenty-five or thirty feet in length, then take it down and cut it into required lengths. Instead of laying off men 100 extra will be em- ployed. —With addresses by State Adjutant Gen- eral Frank D. Beary, of Harrisburg, and Major General Charles J. Bailey, represent- ing the War Department at Washington, the heroic bronze equestrian statue ' of General David McMurtsie Gregg, last of the brigade commanders at Gettysburg, was unveiled at Reading on Saturday. A parade of Civil, Spanish and world war veterans preceded the exercises.” The mon- ument cost the State $37,500, and was de- signed by Augustus Lukeman, of New York. Two grand-nieces of the General, Eleanor and Janet Green, of Lock Haven, unveiled the statue, which stands twenty feet high on a granite pedestal.