Bellefonte, Pa., March, 18, 1921. ‘TO EXPLORE OCEAN'S DEPTHS British Government Contemplating an | Expedition for the Gathering of Scientific Information. The British government is contem- plating the dispatch of a deep-sea ex- ‘ploring expedition which is expected | ‘to gather much valuable scientific in- formation. Most people imagine that the depths of the ocean have been pretty thor- oughly explored, but this is very far from being true. As a matter of fact, only a very small fraction of the 'whole area of deep sea bottom has ‘been surveyed. Attention is particu- ‘larly called to a vast subaqueous re- gion around the Falkland islands and up as far as Montevideo, which is al- ‘most unknown, and which, having a ‘depth of less than 100 fathoms, may offer opportunities for the development of lucrative fisheries. The first deep-sea exploring expe- dition, that of the famous Challenger, was set on foot just 50 years ago. The ship left port in 1872, and idecs on the subject were in those days so primitive that there was dispute as to whether she should use wire or hempen rope for soundings. It took a whole day to make one sounding, or a single cast of the dredge for bring ing up fishes and other animals. Since then deep-sea sounding ap- paratus has been much improved by cable ships, and fishing gear has been greatly modified by steam trawlers, which use dredges. Besides, a. great deal that is of value has been learned by oceanographic expeditions subse- quent to that of the Challenger. Hence ‘the new exploring vessel will start out with a prospect of accomplishing a ‘very great deal of work of real im- portance, ‘TOO MUCH FOR SMALL MINDS ‘Childish Messengers Have Hard Time ; Remembering Names of Books They Are Sent For. “I want ‘Ressurection in the ‘Parks,’ ” demanded a little chap of the librarian at the West Indianapo- lis branch library. “My brother said for me to get it for him.” The librarian did not wish to let the little chap know she was puzzled. 'She knew it was something that went on in the parks that the boy wished. The “resurrection,” she dacided, might be “recreation,” and that was what she suggested. “That's it,” smiled the little chap, “I knew I had that word wrong.” Librarians often deal with little brothers and sisters who are running errands for big brothers and sisters ia high school. When one of the tots asked the librarian at the West Indi- anapolis branch for “Europe's Ia- bles,” the librarian smiled, for that was simple to translate into “Aesop's ka- bles.” It was different when another asked for “Out of the Twist,” the librarian then had to inquire diligent- ly befere she found that the child patron meant “Oliver Twist.”—Indi- anapolis News, Explanation Briefly Made. Harold Enutsen, Republican whip of the house, tells a yarn about an old fellow up in his country who has a job carrying the mail from the depot ‘to the postoffice, for all of which he gets $1 a trip. Some of the beys around the gro- cery store the other night got to kid- ding the old chap about his job and, eventually, they asked him how much Le made out of it. { “I make $1 a trip, three trips a day, $123 a month, or $3,000 a year,” he said. These figures not sounding just right, one of the boys sought to pin him down on his calculations. “How do you make $3,000 a year?” he asked. “A-carryin’ the mail,” responded the carrier, and with those few words he departed. Saturday Change. Many storekeepers begin their Sat- (urdays by shopping in the neighbor- "Bwod for small change—dimes, nickels, and pennies. Seven customers out of ten at the butcher's, baker's and gro- -cer’'s on Saturday pay for their pur- chases with $10 and $5 bills. Not one ;in twenty counts out the exact amount. One storekeeper has found that $50 dn subsidiary coins is none too little carry him through. » Transit lines and automatic vending machines receive tons of coins in a day. Within 48 hours these coins are back in circulation. Dimes, nickels and pennies are the most active elements of our circulat- ing medium. Cat Evidently Was Ofiended. A yellow cat called Shimmy, of no ‘particular breed, but lately a cher- ished mascot of the Aberdeen (Wash.) fire department, left her home there suddenly. Shimmy, according to the fire laddies, who hunted three days (without success for their vanished pet, made her nest in a coil of hose which is used to wash the floor of the fire hall. On the morn of Shim- ‘my’s disappearance a careless fire- ‘man turned the water into the coil. | Shimmy was catapulted toward the jceiling and shot by the stream of wa- ter into the street. The cat has not |yet come back. ——When in doubt as to your pa- per take the “Watchman.” | FABLES ACCEPTED AS TRUTHS | 51piVE To BECOME “ARTIST” Stories That Have Long Been Impiic- + itly Believed Really Have No Foundation in Fact. The famous Damascus blades that were fabled to cut iron bars in two were not superior to the Toledo blades of the present time. s Seneca was not a half-Christian philosopher, but a grasping money lender, and died leaving a fortune equivalent to three million dollars. Charles IX did not fire upon the ¥Huguenots with a harquebus from the window of the Louvre during the massacre of St. Batholomew. The Maelstrom is not a whirlpool which sucks ships down into the depths of the ocean. It is an eddy, which in fair weather can be crossed in safety by any vessel. Horatius never defended the bridge. It was a story manufactured by the same Roman historian who put forth that other fabrication of history that Micius Scaevola put his hand in the fire. Pitt never made the celebrated re- ply to Walpole beginning. “The atrocious crime of being a young man.” It was composed by Doctor Johnson, who was not even present when the actual reply was spoken. Alfred the Great did not visit the Danish camp disguised as a minstrel. There is excellent authority for assert- ing that he could neither play the harp nor speak Danish. He did not let the cakes burn, either, as history records. The hanging gardens of Babylon did not hang and they were not gardens. They were terraces supported by arches and overgrown trees. They were crected for the amusement of a Rabylonian queen who had come from 2. mountainous country. Pocahontas, the Indian princess, did not save the life of Capt. John Smith by standing between him and a club held by her father or by any other method. It is now considered but a romantic yarn spun by Captain Smith's imagination and perpetuated by the historians. Hannibal did not send three bush- els of gold rings taken from the hands of the Roman knights killed on the field of Cannae back to Carthage as evidence of his victory. The fact was as follows: The messenger who car- ried to the Carthaginian senate the news, on finishing his report, “opened his robe and threw out a number of gold rings gathered on the field."— Dearborn Independent. Callous Old Rascal, Apes are so human that even when they display traits that in man would Fe simply abominable man cannot help laughing. A correspondent in South Africa writes that certain large apes are so much in the habit of raiding the coffee plantations that they have to he guarded. Among the coffee trees there grows a shrub, the fruit of which the apes particularly enjoy. But as wasps fas- ten their nests to the shrubs, the apes, fearful of being stung, usually keep away from them. One morning the people in a certain plantation heard the apes making fearful outcries and, rushing out, saw a singular scene. A large baboon, the leader of a band, was throwing some young apes at the wasp nests just as a boy might have thrown stones at them. The poor vie- tims, stung by the infuriated insects, were crying piteously, but the old baboon paid no heed to them what- ever. While they were suffering from the anger of the wasps he quietly pro- ceeded to regale himself with the fruit, which he could now pluck without dan- ger. Occasionally he would throw a handful {o some females and young a little way off.—Youth’s Companion. Czar’s Peculiar “Joke.” Peter the Great admitted the whole world to the curious entertainments to which he added strange and some- times gross touches of his own inven- tion. Yakov Eurgeney, the court jest- er, was engaged to marry the daugh- ter of a sexton. At Peter's command the bride and groom rode to church in the Czar’s best velvet coach. Then behind them formed a procession, the members being the highest dignitaries and the most eminent patricians in all Russia. Each was mounted. Their steeds were oxen, asses, pigs and big dogs. Some of the important men and women were dressed in their finest robes. Others were costumed in sack- ing of glazed linen or catskin caftan, with straw boots and other strange and curious accessories of such an out- landish toilette. A Nine-Inch Fox. We find large foxes in certain parts of Asia that are of a yellowish-red color—the Chinese and Japanese spe- cies being a light red—while in India we meet with the Bengal fox, writes Dr. R. W. Shufeldt in the American Forestry Magazine of Washington. The latter feeds upon grapes, and may have been the ones responsible for the fable of the “Fox and the Grapes,” though some say that it refers to those extraordinary little big-eared foxes of Africa called fennecs that also eat grapes. Fennecs are very elegant lit- tle creatures, one of them measuring only nine inches in length; their hear- ing is said to be most acute. Facts About Hudson River Tunnel, Ground has been broken for the ve- hicular tunnel under the Hudson river which will connect New York and New Jersey. The big double bore will be 11-3 miles long and will require 3% years to build. It will cost $28,669, 000. Powerful electric fans will change the air 32 times an hour. Traf- fic passages will be 20 feet wide. Not Necessary to Paint Pictures, but to Do One’s Work With Ekiil and Finish. When we say an artist, we are apt to think only of the one who is able to paint a picture. We should have a ¢learer conception of what the word artist really means. It is cne who does his work with skill and finish. Most cooks can make passably good bread; only the artist offers that which delights, feeds and satisfies. It is easy enough, though one be not a marksman, to hit a barn door with a shotgun. The artist hits the bull's eye with a rifle. - An elevator boy can stop his car within six inches of the floor level, and then jerk it into place. The artist finds the exact point the first and every time. The pettifogger hangs around the streets and loafing places of the town ooking for business, waiting for some cue to have a falling out, or trouble somewhere. The artist goes among strangers, rents a room on the tenth tioor, goes to work and the people come ap to him. If he tekes a vacation they wait until he gets back or go to the woods after him. The minister who neglects his prep- aration through the week, on Sunday 3 greeted with empty pews, finds fault with the few faithful ones who do come. The artist is a student every week, gives his people a message full of thought and inspiration. His church is crowded, What high quality of manhood does it require to fly into a fit of passion v'hen something goes wrong, snd to rage round like a madman. The artist holds himself in leash, sitches his tones low and smiles on through the day's work. The mother, housewife, or woman with money and time can have pretty ciothes, leisure for rest, or society. It is the artist who, on limited means, can dress decently, operate the house- told without friction, be happy and have those about her happy. It really ! is as easy to be an artist in your line as a bungler—easier, once it is learned. It is a good deal more satisfactory, and pays a lot better—Thrift Maga- zine. Isiand Cities in Europe. There are four cities in Europe which stand wholly or in part on is- iands. Ghent, in Belgium, is built on 20 islands, which are connected by SO bridges, the city having as many canals as streets. Amsterdam, in Hol- iand, a city of ten miles in circumfer- ence, is mostly built on piles driven into the sandy subsoil, but the flowing of the tide and the debris of the Ains- tel river have made 90 islands, and the city has more canals than streets. The waterways are traversed by over 300 bridges, so that Amsterdam has earned the designation of the Venice of the North. Venice is built on 80 islands, great and small, which are con- nected by 400 bridges. There is not a carriage in the city, although footways are abundant, and it is possible to go from one end of the city to the other on foot, though sometimes long detours must necessarily be made. Petrograd is built on a peninsula and two islands connected by several large stone bridges, and in summer numerous bridges of boats, which, however, are removed at the first frost. New Day for Army Wife. The lot of the army wife is a hard one and unless it is made easier the army system cannot endure, said Brig. Gen. Clarence R. Edwards. “These wives and daughters of sol- diers,” he said, “have patted their hus- bands and fathers on the back and sent them to war without a murmur. They have followed the flag from ore place to another, patched and schemed. frozen on one side and roasted on the other from garrison stoves, put up with all sorts of hardships, and never found fault. “But things are a little different now. 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