© INK SLINGS. —1In nine days spring will be here. — Wonderfully mild weather for the | spring farm sales. Wanted. A private bootlegger. Report for duty all day, the 15th of April. Too many people lose sight of the fact that while there are a thouand ways to spend money there is only one way to make it. — Centre county is supposed to have 13,179 dairy cows, valued at an average of $68.50 per head and with a total value of $902,761.50. —The early gardeners just can’t wait. If you see one on the street with a little yellow poke in his arms bet him a cigar it’s onion sets. You'll win. — Things have come to a pretty pass in Italy when she is forced by neces- sity to import American spaghetti. It must be nearly as much of a calam- ity as would befall Boston were she to have to send to Iceland for her baked beans. | __The President has announced that he will not commit the United States | to any future action. Cheer up, boys! This doesn’t apply ot federal offices. He'll fire all the Democrats in order to make room for you just as soon as he conveniently can. — Children, don’t be rebellious be- cause your spend-thrift or shiftless dad went to his reward without leav- ing a million ox so for you to fritter away. Accept it as an object lesson and get busy, so his grandchildren won't think the same of his son as you do of him. —1Is Rash Irwin or G. Washington Rees to be the next postmaster of Bellefonte? Rash has the pull and Wash has the petition and there you are. We know you can pull a plum from a tree but we never heard of one just dropping off because you petition- ed it to do so. —The new revolution in Russia is said to be the awakening of the mass- es of that benighted country to the consciocsness of the fallacy of Bolshe- vism. Whatever it may be let us pray that it succeeds in the dethronement of Lenine and Trotzky and realize its ambition to establish a really Demo- cratic form of government there. | "The Altoona Tribune hands out this bit of questionable advice: “Let! every citizen do his own thinking and obey the dictates of his own judg- | ment.” Would it then have the old' tank who thinks he is dry judge that! ‘he ought to be refreshed and start | right in gathering up enough copper _ pipe -and rye to start a little home, still? —The fact that Gen. Wood is to be! made provost of the University of | Pennsylvania is partial evidence, at | least, that President Harding had | nothing to offer that would gratify the | desires of the General. The tentative : proposal rather upsets the dope of | some of our local military enthusiasts to the effect that Gen. Wood would be | placed at the head of the army. —On Monday a fakir displayed a | stock of mechanical mice and dancing zulus on the High street bridge and in less than a jiffy eighteen able bod- | ied men were laughing over the gro- | tesque gyrations of the toys. Two ! hours later we needed a man to tote a few boxes of metal and if we had fired a big Bertha loaded with bird shot up High street we wouldn’t have hit one of them. —_Herbert Hoover's slogan for his | administration of the Department of | Commerce and Industry is “Work and More Work.” If it is to be applicable only unto himself no one will find fault, but we fear if he expects oth- ers who have been going on the theo- ry of pay, and more pay, for work, and less work, to become inoculated with this new virus of productivity he will be a sadly disappointed gentle- man. | __Beer is a medicine, so one of the last official rulings of Attorney Gen- eral Palmer holds. It may be pre- scribed by physicians just as whiskey and wine are permissible under the Volstead act. There is little hope, however, for the fellow who used te Ibe in anticipation of war. | with whom and about what? guzzle tub after tub of it. Medical science has yet to discover a disease that extract of malt in small doses will not care for as well as schooners of beer. — VOL. 56. Is Japan Preparing to Fight? The feverish rush of Japan to com- plete a formidable air armada has been the occasion of considerable gos- sip in all parts of the civilized world. Just why the Japs should be working to surpass all other powers in strength of aerial attack, when those others are at least tentatively following the re- verse policy is a matter of conjecture. One guess is probably as good as another. It may be that Japan is only en- deavoring to catch up with the rest of the world in what the recent war dem- onstrated to be the most versatile and effective offensive and defensive arm of service. It may be but the natural development of the Japanese love for acrobatics requiring the highest meas- ure of nerve, and equilibrism. It may But war No nation goes to war just for the love of fighting and were this not so Japan is far too badly off to burden her people with further debt merely for the satisfaction of having a sea- son of carnage. The island Empire is densely overpopulated and withal in- ordinately ambitious so that if the stu- pendous air program she has under- taken means anything at all it is prep- aration for a move of expansion that will provide breathing space and a place in the sun for her rapidly in- creasing population. Ethnologically and geographically the Japs are orientals. The wildest distortion of the mongol mind could not visualize the western hemisphere as either logical or salubrious envi- ronment of their race, so that if they are to expand the natural prospect would be better and the physical haz- zard less if that expansion were made in the Orient. And there it will be, if anywhere. England might interfere with Ja- pan’s plans, but England is her ally and, being so, would oppose any con- flict with us, for in the last analysis England, more than any other power, has an interest in keeping Japan in her place. As we view the situation England would align herself with us, the alliance with Japan to the contrary notwithstanding, should the Jap strike, for England has less to fear from us in the Asiatic region than she would have from a conquering Japan. France has nothing in the far east that Japan might covet. Russia and China have and the United States might have if the Mikado views the Philippines as the pot of gold at the end of any rainbows he might be seeing in his dreams. But some pretext must be had for waging a war in which the Philippines would be at stake. Pre- texts, however, are very readily found when needed so that we need not waste time discussing the justice of the California legislation that denies land owning to the Japs or their re-' fusal to relinquish any feature of the mandate over Yap and its cable con- trolling facilities. If Japan wants to fight she’ll fight and that is all there is to it and cer- tainly no serious minded person will believe that in her present impover- ished condition she is spending mil- lions for airplanes merely for the fun of the thing. Very recent opinions of English air experts are to the effect that she ex- pects war within three years and they do not hesitate to name us as the probable adversary. Many of the English fliers have been in Japan as | instructors in their new aerial schools so that their opinions are not without possible first-hand information. Such an unhappy eventuality is cer- tainly to be deplored and would have been wholly in the realm of fancy had we joined the League of Nations, but we didn’t and for that reason Japan ! might delude herself into thinking she could come through a conflict at arms | with us as fortunately as she did with ! Russia. We can scarcely conceive of —The Pennsylvania Legislature is | such a fool-hardy undertaking, for the to fight out the daylight saving act next Monday night. It has been unanimously reported out of commit- tee and will be up for action next week. Farmers, everywhere, are op- posed to it based on their experience during the war, but if it should pass they will probably find its observation less inimical to their interests now than it was then, for the reason that in all probability farm help will be more plentiful and at a lower wage. —The armies of the Allies are marching further into Germany. Ger- many says she can’t pay the repara- tions demanded and thereby forfeits her right to peaceful adjudication un- der the Versailles treaty. England thinks she can’t pay. France thinks she is bluffing and England has agreed to further occupation of German ter- ritory in order to convince France that the terms will have to be modi- fied. Whatever the truth of the situ- ation it will do no harm to give Ger- many a slight taste of what the iron heel of military occupation means. At least she will more fully appreciate something of what she did to Belgium well informed of Japan know that the sleepy Russian bear was in no sense comparable with the wide-awake Yankee and knowing that we still be- lieve that if Japan really is preparing for war it is nothing more than a threat, so far as we are concerned. The Advance Into Germany. The English, French and Belgian ar- i mies have crossed the Rhine and are penetrating further into Germany, as a result of the failure of the German high commissioners to accede to the demands of the Allies for reparation for the war. The Germans plead inability to pay. Some of the Allies are inclined to ac- cept their statements at their face value, while others, notably France, interpret inability as meaning merely unwillingness. France is unable to take the same view of the situation as the others, for the very natural rea- son that her mind runs readily back to a time when the situation was re- versed and Germany’s mailed fist wrung the last franc from her in set- tlement for a war that was not of her and northern France. own precipitation. The time of retal- wr mara BELLEF i 3 © 2 — iation is at hand and who can say that | it is not a human trait to even up the ' score when the opportunity presents. The occupation of three more Gei- ! man cities has been entirely peaceful thus far. The German residents have accepted the invasion with stolid in- difference, which leads us to the con- clusion that the undertaking will not meet with the desired results. The Allied occupation of the left bank of the Rhine has, in a large measure given comfort to the resi- dents of that era and the psychology of it has been to rob the Germans of any sense of terror through contact with an armed foe. In other words, they have no conception of what Bel- gium suffered when her cities were occupied by the Kaiser's armies and her citizens compelled to disgorge their treasure or be backed up against a wall. They know little of that kind of military occupation and while the Allies never could do what Germany did it would probably bring the ans- wer far quicker if some of the milder forms of German coercion were put into practice at once. That would re- veal whether they are so impoverish- ed as they profess to be. That would show France that Lloyd George is right in thinking they are. “Treat ’em rough” for a period and they would be given a wholesome ob- ject lesson as well as to understand that the Allies are not there merely to add to the coffers of local trades- men. eee leer The Reign of Law. Prof. John Hamilton, formerly pro- fessor of agriculture in The Pennsyl- vania State College, later Secretary of Agriculture of Pennsylvania and United States farmer’s institute spe- cialist, has just issued a pamphlet car- rying some mature suggestions as to a possible corrective of strikes and other disorganizing and uneconomic actions arising out of the differences between capital and labor. Prof. Hamilton’s thoughts are worth more than casual consideration, for they are predicated on a long and var- ied experience during the many years of his very active life and tempered by his position of retirement from which he looks out on the situation with a mind wholly free from preju- dice. He finds that “Labor and capital,’ that should be closest mutual friends are now hostile and there seems no end to the war that has begun. Some of its worst results are seen in the Bolsheviki of Russia and the I. W. W, of this and other lands. Our Legis- lators stand helpless, some afraid to act and others not knowing the reme- dy to prescribe.” “There are just two ways of settling disputes among men. Through the medium of justice by the courts and arbitration, or through violence or war. The one is peaceable and regu- lar and the other is mob rule result- ing in anarchy.” Wisely does he conclude that since the State is responsible for the cor- poration, the State is, therefore, un- der obligation to protect its citizens in their individual right, against im- proper action of its corporate crea- tures, and since there seems to have been discovered no other means of ad- judicating differences that have and will continue to arise he proposes leg- islation aimed to secure equal justice to both corporate employers and indi- vidiual employee mutually engaged in industrial effort. While the method suggested “is in harmony with the traditional and or- dinary procedure in this country in the just settlement of disputes” we are inclined to believe that Prof. Ham- | ilton has greater confidence in the ac- ceptability of judicial mediation than the masses would have. Evidence evolved during the past three years has been almost conclu- sive that neither side to disputes that have been carried to courts of last ap- peal have been willing to accept the verdict as rendered. Cases have been under unusual stress, but even under normal conditions we fear that the much to be deplored inclination to dis- respect the mandates of our courts would act against the method suggest- ed as a panacea for corporate and in- dividual justice. This, of course, would not be so were all of our courts well above the | suspicion of corporate control and partisan creation. If the day should dawn when they are there will be no disputes to be settled for then we will have Utopia. ——We notice that after April Tth the barbers of Bellefonte are going to take a weekly half-holiday. We are not nearly as much interested in that however, as we would be in one to the effect that they are going to take half price for cutting less than half a crop of hair. ——The fellow who though it would be lovely to be in the class that had so much of an income as to have to pay an inccome tax doesn’t often think it so lovely after he gets there. STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. ONTE, PA.. MARCH 11, 1 More Tariff Bunk. In face of the fact that our exports are four time as great as our imports | Republican statesmen in the saddle at Washington insist that tariff must be the first thing considered by the new Congress. What for, pray? What we need is a world market. There is move grain stored in the United States ; today than there ever has been, yet millions are starving in foreign lands for want of bread. Everybody here has all they want and we can’t con-! sume the surplus even if the price of wheat were to be dropped a half as a bait. There is no foreign wheat, corn | or oats coming into this country and: the announcement of Senator Penrose that an emergency tariff can be pre- pared that will help western farmers is all bunk. It is as foolish as trying to lift ourselves out of industrial stag- nation by our own boot straps. What is really needed is the exten- sion of gigantic American credits to foreign governments and individuals. We need go no further than Bellefonte to show the wisdom of such a course. The stores of Bellefonte today are en- tirely out of certain lines of dishes and glassware. New York and Phila- delphia have not had them since short- ly after the beginning of the war. We refer to certain lines made only in ' Austria and never in competition with American products for we produced none like them. Today Austria needs tons upon tons of the grain and man- ufactures that our store houses are bulging with and we need those dishes and glassware. How in the world is a tariff going to solve such a problem. Senator Penrose would probably stick a tariff on wheat to fool the far- mers and then slip one on dishes and glassware to please the eastern pot- tery plutocrats and they would be taking down the unearned increment while the farmer would be getting nothing for there is no wheat in com- petition with his in the market. What we need first is peace. An honorable peace that will work no in- jury to our former allies, then stabili- zation of the rate of exchange so that a dav’s labor in Austria will buy food for ine’ day in'America and then the balance sheets will become real in- stead of fictitious, the law of supply and demand will start working again and trade relations function to the ad- vantage of all. An act of Congress isn’t going to bring prosperity to this country. It isn’t to keep things out that Penrose should be working. His brains would serve a much more beneficent end “were they concentrated on a method to keep things from staying in. Such eminent financiers and cap- tains of industry as Judge Gary, of the United States Steel corporation; Charles M. Schwab, of the Bethelhem Steel Co., and Samuel B. Vauclain, of "the Baldwin locomotive works, see the light. They understand that Europe can’t buy from us unless she pays the (bill with her products and right now ‘they are personally arranging to ex- | tend enormous credits to foreign buy- ers, who are ready to buy because they ‘need raw and fabricated steel and lo- comotives, which they will be privi- ileged to redeem with products to be sent to this country and sold when the irate of exchange brings’ their return ' some where near their real value. { Tariff legislation would hinder rath- .er than help the situation. We are a ‘producing country and must have i world markets. If our farmers or any | other class are to be fed on such tar- |iff flap-doodle as Senator Penrose is "handing out to them more is the pity. | — The Business Men’s association | of Bellefonte has gone on record as favoring the exemption of taxes for a | period of three years on all persons | who build, or start to build, homes in | Bellefonte during the present year. | That is, if a man owns a lot, and will | build a home thereon their proposition |is that no taxes be collected on the improved property for the period | above mentioned, though the owner | should naturally continue to pay tax ion the lot, same as he had been pay- | ing previous to building. The matter ‘has been presented to borough council | for its consideration, and of course the | borough solicitor will have to look in- 'to the legality of the proposition. | Whether it will be legal or not, or as to being the right thing to do, are questions the “Watchman” cannot as- sume to answer, but there is one thing certain, the housing situation in Belle- fonte at present is woefully short of the demand. Of course the high price of everything that entered into build- ing operations in recent years kept men from building houses who other- wise might have erected their own homes, but there already has been a decided decline in such materials and everything should now be done to en- courage a building boom in Bellefonte. —1In the vicinity of Hecla Park last Sunday great flocks of robins were flying everywhere. They were ! so numerous, in fact, as to remind one of the black-birds assembling in the | fall for flight to the south. O21. NO. 10. The Fordney Tariff. From the Philadelphia Record. | iff. That is a foregone conclusion. | The Republicans could not settle their : obligations to the interests that put up $8,000,000 for their campaign expens- _ es—besides what was spent before the conventions—without raising duties. But there are two evidences that the tariff is not the trump card it used | to be. One is the brief and casual ref- | erence to protection in the Republican | tariff, which gave much pain to Re- publican newspapers long accustomed to ringing all the changes on “home industry” and foreign “pauper labor.” They felt that something had happen- ed; their world had undergone a change. The other is the Republican opposition—more or less disguised, but there—to the Fordney tariff bill. The word “protection” does not pos- sess the magic it once had. Certain as the Republicans are to pass a high tariff bill sooner or later, | it was well worth while for Mr. Wilson to point out the absurdity of reviving the War Finance Corporation to push our export business and at the same time raise duties to obstruct imports. The foreign trade is now about as one- sided as it can be. We cannot sell goods abroad unless we buy a little abroad. That is the lesson William McKinley learned after he ceased to be chairman of the Ways and Means committee and became President. That is the lesson he tried repeatedly, and especially in the last speech he made, to impress upon his countrymen. We cannot have a foreign commerce that shall be all exports. Mr. Harding makes the usual Re- publican reference to the need of pro- tecting our own workmen from for- eign competition. But in 1920 our ex- ports of manufactured goods ready for consumption were $3,204,382,199, and our imports of manufactured goods ready for consumption amount- ed to $877,128,247. Our exports of manufactured goods were more than three and a half times as great as our imports, and the present abnormal rates of exchange are an obstruction to our exports and a premium on im- portation. It is folly to talk of the need of protection for American work- men when we are exporting more than three and a half times as much of manufactured goods as we are im- porting, with exchange rates against us. ot Thy Food prices were advanced because the Fordney emergency tariff was pending. That bill having been ve- toed, there can be no high tariff law for some time, and food prices fell as soon as the veto was announced. Raw wool, the most essential element in our clothing, advanced slightly under the influence of the Fordney tariff, and became weaker on Mr. Wilson's veto. The public cannot be entirely insensible to these things. The house- keepers must notice how their bills rose under the Fordney influence and have declined under the Wilson influ- ence. Every man who buys clothes this season would have had to pay for the Fordney bill had it passed, and he will save a little money because Mr. Wilson vetoed that bill. remem lg ie New Masts Being Erected at Wireless Station. Two years ago when everybody in Bellefonte was anxiously watching for the day to come when the airplane mail route would be established be- tween New York and Chicago via Bellefonte the airplane, of course, was a novelty in this part of the country and everybody was skygazing. But the novelty has now worn off to a great extent and we all look upon everything connected with the serv- ice as a matter of course. While the aviation field still ap- peals to quite a number as an inter- esting place to while away a little time, one of the most interesting fea- tures in connection with it is the wire- less station, standing way back at the rear of the field, and not visited by one out of a hundred people who stop at the field. And we venture the as- sertion that very few people in Belle- fonte know that it is a link in the wireless service between the Pacific and the Atlantic, as practically all the wireless news is relayed at the Belle- fonte station. And now the govern- ment, evidently realizing the import- ance of the station here has started to improve its efficiency by the erection of two new masts. The present masts are forty feet in height while the new masts will be one hundred feet. And instead of being constructed of steel they will be wooden masts, which the operators claim will be better than steel. Two operators are now in service at the station which is in service con- tinuously from early in the morning until ten o’clock at night. ——We are wondering how soon the stampede of public service corpor- ations will start towards Harrisburg to petition the Public service Commis- sioner’s permission to reduce rates that were raised because of the twelve dollar coal. Coal is only six now but we're all paying just the same as if it were twelve. ee ded te stant ——Monday night’s rain took what little frost there was in the ground out and pounded it down so hard as to decrease the mud considerably. Of course we shall have a high tar- SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. —(@. V. Craighead, postoffice inspector at Pittsburgh states that the bandit who re- cently robbed a mail car at the Pennsylva- nia railroad station in that city, escaped with registered letters valued at $20,000. The bandit killed J. L. McCnllough, a vet- eran railroad employee, wio wes in the i car at the time of the robbezy. § — Torn from the side of his bride of a few hours, Private Frederick Reinhold, United States army, was locked up at Sun- bury last Thursday on a charge of being a deserter from the nation’s military serv- jce.” With him was his wife, a former York girl. Both the young soldier and his bride are 19 years old, they said. —The Huntingdon county commission- ers have offered a reward of $500 for ar- 1est and conviction of the person or per- sons who struck Charles Stelker, the Huntingdon blacksmith, on the head with a deadly weapon February 21. Stelker was in his shop when attacked, and the blow crushed his skull, causing death. —Mrs. Annie Dittbrenner, of Lewistown, and Edward Miller, of Yeagertown, are in jail at Lewistown charged with trying to make human targets of each other in a game of William Tell. Mrs. Dittbrenner says that after Miller had threatened her with a revolver she procured her own and opened fire, the bullets passing through the door near the target's body. Sheriff M. A. Davis is in a pair of good six-shoot- ers. — With part of her face shot away by an unidentified man whom she refused to give a ride in the buggy she occupied, Mrs. Wil- lis Patton of near Sharon, bride of a year, is not expected to recover. Mrs. Patton had just taken her husband to his place of employment and was returning home. At a lonely spot on the West Middlesex road, a stranger asked her for a ride, when she whipped up the horse he drew a pistol and shot her. — Walter Miller, a Chambersburg milk- man, was held up at the point of a revol- ver at 4:30 o'clock Thursday morning near Chambersburg by two masked bandits, one of whom pressed a revolver against his forehead while the other rifled his pockets of 87. When Miller alighted from the wag- on on orders of the bandits the horse con- tinued to walk towards Chambersburg, drawing the wagon in which was $48.50, which the highwaymen did not get. —“Thank God, I'm a stutterer,” declared a man who gave his name as James Smith, of Boston, when arrested at Pottsville on Saturday and accused of being the bandit who has been committing daring robberies on taxicabs at Pottsville. The suspect answered the description of the bandit ex- actly, until he tried to speak. Then he was found to be a hopeless stutterer, while the real bandit ordered “hold up your hands” in glib language. After making sure the man was genuinely affected in his speech, he was allowed his liberty. —Unheard from for twenty years, James ‘Bannon, formerly of Clearfield, has writ- ten to his brother, Thomas Bannon, of Clearfield, from Alaska. The former Clear- field man has been hunting, trapping and guiding tourists in Alaska for 15 years. Bannon's letter tells of a strenuous exper- ience he and two others had in a 100-mile trip. They were caught in a blizzard and were snowbound for three days. All but “6né of the sledge dogs perished, and Ban- non lost part of one hand and the big toe from one of his feet as the result of their freezing. — Stock certificates and deeds represent- ing the value of thousands of dollars, and a life insurance policy for $9000, stolen by burglars from George Geiple & Son, of Glen Rock, York county, two years ago, were recovered Saturday, being found by Nevin Seitz, a Boy Scout, son of R. F. Seitz, in Gemmill’s woods, near Glen Rock. The securities were in a tin box. As they were all in their original envelopes, it is believed that the burglars on opening the box and finding no money in it, threw it away in fear that they might be connected with the burglary. —Motor patrolman Calvin Bell, of Al- toona, was given a warrant charging an attempt to defraud an out-of-town under- taker out of a bill for service in burying a child and went to the home of the defend- ant to serve it. He found the man out looking for work, while the wife and three children were in their bare feet. The wife explained that part of the bill had been paid with insurance money received after the death of the child. “I'm not serving warrants of that kind on folks in destitute circumstances,” said Bell when he return- ed to City Hall. —Appointment of Colonel John P. Wood, of Wayne, commander of the First cavalry regiment of the Pennsylvania National Guard, as brigadier general of cavalry, was announced by Adjutant General Frank D. Beary last week by direction of the Governor. General Wood will be assigned to command the new cavalry brigade, whieh will be attached to the Third army corps and be composed of the present First cavaly and the Second cavalry, which is to be formed out of the Eighth infantry. Col- onel Wood is one of the veteran officers of the cavalry arm of the National Guard and served on the Mexican border and in the world war. —Ben Marchienkei, of Butler, who was held up in McKeesport and Allegheny re- cently, was the victim of another rohber at Oil City on Saturday, shortly after he arrived in the city. While waiting for a train for Kane, his handbag was taken from the station waiting room. The bag contained clothing and a $400 certificate in a building and loan assocuation. The po- lice arrested Walter Hallowell, of DuBois, and found the stolen articles in his room. He was arraigned before alderman Daniel McCready, pleaded guilty and was sentenc- ed to sixty days in the county jail. In the other two hold-ups Marchienkei was just as fortunate. After fracturing his wife's skull with a blow from a poker, and almost killing his 17 year old son, James Mausteller, 40 years of age, a Pine township, Columbia county farmer, Friday morning hanged himself to a rafter in the barn. Maustel- ler, drunk on hard cider, which he had stored since autumn, attacked his son Thursday night and clubbed him into in- sensibility. When his wife interfered, he grabbed a poker from the stove and struck her over the head. Another son fled from the house and cafled neighbors, who sub- dued Mausteller and took his wife away from the house. Physicians found her con- dition critical, and Mausteller was arrest- ed, but freed on bail. His sons awakened him Friday morning, and when they pre- pared breakfast, he went to the barn. He failed to answer their calls, and they made a search and found his body dangling from a rope. Coroner Davis decided no in- quest was necessary.