Y mnsa— Rm ma EE EER ————_"a rr i ’ r | lem of the Spanish capital caused by Has Nasal Musicians. Shoes. Shoes. Bemorvalic, atch TRAGEDY IN STRIKES WAKE the inrush of thousands of country Hawaiian ukeleles have become one . ; folk to Madrid, is in progress in the .| of the most popular musical instru- . sice fe Brooklyn Man's Sortie on Roller | | yon section adjacent to the su- | ments in the United States, but it is Bellefonte, Pa., February 4, 1921. CAVE OF WONDERS Lewis and Clark Cavern Never Fully Explored. To Insure Its Preservation From De- struction by Vandals It Has Been Made a National Monument. Overlooking for a distance of over fifty miles the trail by which Lewis and Clark traversed the great North- west is a wonderful limestone cavern which rivals the well-known Luray caves in Virginia. This location was designated as a national monument in 1908 so as to protect the wonderfully colorful sta- lactite and stalagmite formations from the destruction of vandals. The cavern contains innumerable vaulted chambers, but up to the pres- ent has only been explored for a dis- tance of 700 feet horizontally and 350 feet vertically. The cave is in the deposit known as Madison limestone, which inclines steeply at this spot toward the south- west, the cavern following closely the direction of the dip. So far only two small entrances have been found, both of these being on the same side of a steep canyon, about 500 feet below the rim and 125 feet apart. Only one of these can be used with- out ropes. From the main entrance a stairway descends for about 175 feet to the main portion of the cavern, which is nearly horizontal. Ladders have been built at places in order to reach still lower levels. A very narrow passage about 100 feet long is followed to reach the lowest points. Due to the fact that there is no custodian in charge, it is necessary to keep the door of the main entrance locked, so that it is not accessible to visitors at all times. The monument has been placed in charge of the su- perintendent of Yellowstone National park. It is expected that a permanent custodian will be appointed shortly so that the cavern can remain open. Skates Came to End in Sudden and Dire Disaster. This is another of those stories in which the hero has to go by a “nom de modesty.” So he will be known as John K. Bings—J. K. for short. He is one of the several people, aside from Mayor Hylan, who live in Brooklyn, and one of those, includ- ing Hizzoner, who do not ride on the B. R. T. J. K’s boss was one of those un- reasonable people who did not con- sider the strike a good and sufficient reason for being absent or even un- usually late for work. So it was up to him to get to the office in some manner. The first and second days of the tieup he managed to get jammed on a truck. It would have been all right if he hadn’t seen on the third day that three girls had roller skated across the bridge. J. K. remembered his youth dis- tinctly and he was pretty sure that roller skating was easy. Certainly he should be able to manipulate the sim- ple straight-forward steps after the complex patterns of his youth. And so it was that he borrowed his small daughter's skates, pulled them out to the limit of extension and set forth across the bridge of many sighs. J. K. found that he managed pret- ty well until he got to the bridge. When the pavement was level it was quite easy and despite his modesty he found that the surprised and ap- preciative glances of the less fortun- ate Brooklynites were very pleasant. It gave him a fine feeling of returned youth to be roller skating along with the best of the youngsters. But he had reckoned without the slope at the New York end of the bridge. Here the structure begins to descend slightly to meet the roadway. And J. K. lost control of his pedal traction arrangements. He grew pale as he saw a great mass of peo- ple ahead of him. Yelling did no good, for the traffic was too great. So he hit the mass of humanity with a thud, which jolted the chewing gum clear down the throats of two ste- nographers. J. K. found himself seat- ed on the pavement. His straw hat was gone and there was a bad rip in his coat. Slowly he got up, apolo- gized profusely and looked for his hat. He found it where he had been sitting. But it was quite useless.— New York Sun. The location is about forty-five miles | southwest of Butte on the Northern | Pacific railway, and about three-quar- ters of a mile northeast from the post office of Cavern. Golf Now Presidential Game. What a part golf has come to play in’ our public life! Thirty years ago there were two or three golf courses | in America. The few people who played it were regarded as faddists who had encountered some form of aerial croquet, observes the Cincin- nati Times-Star. In quest of recreation, no form of sport. President McKin- jey found his sole form of relaxation in the smoking of cigars. Then came Theodore Roosevelt, whose sirenuos- ity turned him to tennis with an occa- sional boxing match until a profes- | sional or a more youthful if less vig- orous amateur. But after Colonel Roosevelt golf reigned supreme, President Taft played the game regularly and Pres- ident Wilson, until his unfortunate {llness, was seen on the Chevy Chase course almost every day. Senator Harding now is to move his golf clubs into the White House. CE i Bird Protection Effective. That the passage and enforcement of the law preventing spring shooting and marketing of migratory game birds is now producing excellent re- sults is pointed out by officials of the biological survey. Without such re- strictions they say the game birds not only would be greatly reduced in num- bers, but in many instances would be brought near extinction. The biologi- cal survey, which is charged with the enforcement of the federal law and regulations protecting migratory birds, is receiving reports from all sections of the country showing that with the protection now enjoyed by the birds, their numbers are increasing each year, and that they are returning in spring to numerous breeding grounds which they have deserted for several years. mi ee —— Are Pies Round or Square? The teacher of a class in arithmetic was explaining how to find the cir- cumference of a cifcle. After meas- uring a number of circles the children found that the circumference was al- ways 3.1416 times the diameter. It was called pi. Then the teacher asked the class: “Why do you sup- pose the mathematicians call it pi?” No one seemed to know and finally one girl held up her hand. “Well, Mary,” said the teacher. «Because pie is round,” was the re- ply. “It isn't; sit down,” was the com- mand. Mary sat down, murmuring: “Well, 1 never saw a square one.” —————— Not Common, «I dunno whether that feller is en- gaged in some shady occupation or not. But—" “Well?” “There’s something mighty suspi- cious about the way he minds his own pusiness.” — Louisville Courier-Jour- nal, President Cleveland sought the quietude of boat | and bait in a side stream. So far as ! records show, President Harrison had ' Refused to “Slide.” She was one of these fussy little old women, all primped and with her hair in a curl. When she got aboard the street car several men—yes, there are some | who still respect gray hairs on a street car—got up and offered a seat. | She accepted one gentlemanly prof- | fer, but didn't keep the seat long. When she had finally found repose, a woman next to her said: “Would you mind sliding over just ' a bit, please? Then another lady can have a seat.” Her gray-haired lofty heights. “Slide? Slide?’ she sputtered. “I will not slide. I will arise and take my body elsewhere.” | And, suiting her actions to fer | words, she arose and took her body up ! to the front of the car, where her dignity would not be assaulted by a request to slide.—Indianapolis Star. majesty rose to Boom in Spanish Capital. purb of Cuatro Caminos. A private concern has acquired an enormous tract of land, and has begun building what for Madrid are skyscrapers of ten stories. Each of these buildings is to contain 400 flats and 40 stores. The new model suburb is to be in all respects modern. Engineers are now engaged in laying out a boulevard run- ning through its center, more than half a mile long and 130 feet in width, with two carriage ways and a central promenade lined with trees. RR Ingenious “Hatroom Pirates.” Two hatroom pirates in a Broad- way dansant had a battle over a spool of thread the other night. When they were pulled apart it was learned that they use white thread to loosen change from tightwads. They cut the thread in little strips. When a per- son refuses to tip for being brushed off, the boys wait until he reaches the front door, then rush after him and begin apparently to pull a number of white ravelings off his back. Then always good for a dime.—New York Times. they show them to the tightwad. It is | doubtful if Americans would take so kindly to another instrument, once used throughout the Hawaiian group. The “nose flute” is referred to. At the present time there are few of these to be found in Hawaii, save in the mu- seums and collections which belong to old residents, but occasionally an old native can be located who still blows dulcet nasal strains. The “pose flute is a small whistlelike af- fair, which the old-time natives used in connection with the gourds which furnished music for the hulas of his time. It was blown through with one nostril, the other being held with a finger, which closed or opened it for the passage of air to vary the volume of the notes. Milky Way Legends. Fables regarding this group of stars appear in the literature of almost every nation. The Chinese and Jap- anese regard it as a stream, with sil- very fishes sporting in the waves. The American Indians and the African Bushmen associate it with lights to guide the path of wandering spirits America's Gift to Europe. tion the other day started a shipment reforest the The seeds were shipped through the embassies of Great Britain, France and Belgium. rapidly in those three countries, and is in much demand by foresters there. Limitations. Cooper—It took Blobson five hours to drive three pigs out of his front garden last night. Davies—Surely even Blobsomn could move quicker than the pigs? Cooper—Oh, he found he could move easter than three pigs all right, but not in as many directions.—London Answers. Preventing Chapped Faces and Hands. Chapped hands and faces, a well- known physician says, are a form ot inflammation of the skin caused by unnatural dryness. In winter the fat glands are inactive -and to prevent chapping, the skin should be supplied with lubrication. Too frequent wash- ing should be avoided and the skin dried very carefully. Then cold cream or olive oil.should be rubbed into the «kin. Before retiring the skin should | -oceive the same treatment. American Houses for France. American contractors are construct- ing a thousand wooden houses for france. - *The windows; doors,” paint; nails and bolts go with each house. ach house will consist of three rooms ~nd a shed, and will occupy about 23 square feet, MANY WOMEN USE GLYCERINE MIXTURE Bellefonte women will be surprised at the INSTANT pleasant action of simple glycerine, buckthorn bark, etc., as mixed in Adler-i-ka. One spoon- ful relieves ANY CASE gas on stom- ach or sour stomach. Because Adler- i-ka acts on BOTH upper and lower bowel it often cures constipation and prevents appendicitis. One lady re- ports herself CURED of a bad case eo As a gift from the American peo- ple, the American Forestry associa- | of 12,000,000 tree seeds to Europe to 4 war-devastated areas. | For this shipment the | association collected Douglas fir from | the west coast, a species which grows | to the happy hunting-grounds. A Greek legend has it that when Phae- ton was ¢riving the chariot of the sun, ! the horses took fright at the spectacle | of the monsters of the zodiac. They | bolted from their road, set the heav- | ens on fire and came near burning up the earth. The scorched track of their runaway was marked by the | milky way, x ! | MEDICAL. Plenty of Proof | From People You Know—From Belle- | fonte Citizens. | | | | i | The greatest skeptic can hardly fail | to be convinced by evidence like this. i It is impossible to produce better | proof of merit than the testimony of | residents of Bellefonte, of people who | can be seen at any time. Read the fol- lowing cast of it: E. J. Eckenroth, painter, Main St., says: “As every one knows, men who follow the painting business are trou- bled more or less with their kidneys. I have used Doan’s Kidney Pills whenever bothered by my kidneys and they have always given good results. My advice to any one having kidney complaint is to take Doan’s Kidney Pills.” Price 60c, at all dealers. simply ask for a kidney remedy—get Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that | Mr. Eckenroth had. Foster-Milburn | Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. Don’t | 66-5 | INSUR ANCE! Yeager’'s Shoe Store I Wonder. 1 wonder if I have the right To let myself forget to care How children shiver in the night Where all is dark and cold and bare. My little ones are free from dread And sheltered safely from storm; Their eyes are bright, their cheeks are the red, Their laughter glad, their clothing Warm. But other little ones must weep, And face new dread with each new day, Where Hunger’s fangs bite very deep And Want sits like a ghost in gray. I have no need to share the blame If palor dims the orphan’s cheek; I have not made the cripple lame, Nor taken from the poor and weak. But, knowing how they weep at night, Where all is dark and cold and bare, 1 wonder if I have the right To let myself forget to care. —S. E. Kiser. In Armenia 17c will feed a child for 1 day; $5 for one month; $60 for one year. This space contributed by Yeager's Shoe Store THE SHOE STORE FOR THE POOR MAN Bush Arcade Building 58-27 BELLEFONTE, PA. { Fire and Automobile Insurance at ¢ reduced rate. 62-38-1y. J. M. KEICHLINE, Agent. FINE] OB PRINTING o—aA SPECIALTY—0 AT THB WATCHMAN OFFICE There is no style of work, from the cheapest ** er” to the finest BOOK WORK, do in the most salis- and at Prices consist. that we can: not factory manner, 4 of bowel trouble and constipation. : 3 An effort to solve the housing prob- | Runkle’s Drug Store. 66-5 ; out with the class of wy ho he TR SAE, to maintain and operate. success of the Model “TI” truth is carried out in of operation. and tractors are driven. every claim we make. Runabout, Touring Car, Coupe, all and will make reasonably prompt delivery. Simplicity has ever marked the designing and buil tors. Henry Ford and his engineers have always striven for simplicity Ford car and a great part of the Ford Motor Company’s success has come from an early understanding and appreciation of that principle in motor car con- struction. The fewer the parts in a car, fewer the parts to go producing a car, as it is in Ford cars, trucks and tractors, the result is bound to be a simplicity of design and bu This simplicity of construc More than ever we are sure the Ford car is your nece BEATTY MOTOR CO, ilding that means simpl Bellefonte, Pa. THE UNIVERSAL CAR About Ford Cars---Solid Logic. HE Tord car has been fundamentally right from the beginning. That fact made it «The Universal Car.” It has always led in lowest first cost as well as in lowest cost Sedan, Truck and Fordson Tractor—we have them ding of Ford cars, trucks and trac- with strength. The wrong. When that simple icity, durability and economy tion proves itself in the ease with which Ford cars, trucks Four million, five hundred Ford cars in daily service proves ssity—let’s have your order today. Lyon & Co. Lyon & Co. THE STORE WHERE QUALITY REIGNS SUPREME. Winter Clearance and White Sale on in full swing, values and Reductions Our White Sale is now Extraordinary. 36 inch unbleached Muslins, NOW. ....ccceeeencees iT iar vn .12¢ 36 inch Heavier and Better Qualities in Bleached and Unbleached Mus- Le Cetra aan ve eeies Re . 13¢c 45 x 36 Pillow Cases.....cccoeeens aera es eases 30c each Coats and Suits Ladies’ and Misses Winter Coats and Suits at Prices that will Mean Quick Selling. Ladies’ Suits, Black, Navy, Reindeer and Copenhagen at..... $19.50 Ladies’ Coats, all Sizes, all Colors, that sold from $35.00 to $65.00, ve....$15.00 to $39.50 sass rsa esse sisetiesrasn seuss Special Lots On lot of Men’s handsome Silk Neck Ties, value ranging from $1.50 to $3.50, we are making quick selling price at ..98¢ Turkish Towels 10 dozen All White, Very Heavy Turkish Towels, size 22x44, 85¢., our .. ble price .. New Spring Dress Goods All the new styles, large assortment Dress Voiles, small and large de- signs, the regular 85c¢ quality, during the sale......... ..30¢c Better quality, beautiful colorings, value $1.75, during the sale. .$1.25 ce esis aiisas senses es sess NE INSEE Lyon & Co. « Lyon & Co. THE STORE WHERE QUALITY REIGNS SUPREME