RTS Pin epRri INK SLINGS. —Girls. A vanity bag may catch a man, but it takes a frying pan and a good cook book to hold him. Mr. Wallingford humbly takes off his hat to Mr. Ponzi and tearfully admits that Blackie Daw is a piker. —1In the last analysis inflation is nothing more nor less than getting the most money for the least service. —Senator Harding’s idea of a cam- paign is to stand on his own front porch and ask Governor Cox where he stands. —The last word in the manner of training children almost always comes from some one who has never had any to train. —1In these days of high prices and often unobtainable maids folks are doin’ their own reachin’ who seldom did it before. —If what you are doing bothers you, do it a little better and you will either be more satisfied with your work or called to a better job. —If the federal authorities really have succeeded in arresting the kid- naper of the Coughlin baby hanging will be none too good for him. —The “old skates” about town are not cheered up by the temporary loca- tion here of a regular skating rink, It isn’t that kind of foot-work they were up in. —Mr. Harding is almost as anxious to find out where Mr. Cox stands on the Prohibition and League of Nations questions as the public is to find out where the evasive Mr. Harding stands on the same questions. —As a frenzied financier Mr. Ponzi, 4 of Boston, has had a career that makes the greatest games that Tom Lawson ever played look amateurish. Besides, the Ponzi scheme appears to be legally on the level. —Of course the recent boost in freight and passenger rates author- ized by the Interstate Commerce Commission was actually necessary to save the railroads from bankruptcy but the public will pay the bill just as it always does. —Many of the men who were sent home from the trout streams of the county last Saturday, because the sea- son closed then, have found it quite impossible to settle down to work un- til all the post-mortems over the big ones that got away have been held. —OQur friend A. M. P. drew two inches of space on the bottom of a front page of one metropolitan daily on Monday. Soon the name of the also ran in the late presidential pri- mary will be as hard to find in print anywhere as is that of M. G. B,, late Governor of Pennsylvania. —In New York poker chips dre so hard to get that knights of the round table are forced to use lima beans in their stead. Now, we pre- sume, some Burbank will start in to crossing limas with red, white and blue posies so they can produce the colors desired and then a flattening machine will have to be employed in order to make the beans stack. — The American Bar association, at its meeting in St. Louis, the latter part of this month, will recommend the ratification of the peace treaty, in- cludirg the League of Nations, «with- out change from the form in which it was presented by the President to the Senate. Such public action by the lawyers of the United States will be more or less of a surprise to the pub- lic since it will be public endorsement of the President’s attitude by an as- sociation of men most qualified to pass judgment on the treaty and the League. —The Altoona Times-Tribune is all heted up because a pig has been found in that city that can walk on two legs. We wouldnt, for the world, say anything mean about the Mountain City, but personal experience there on the occasion of the annual visits of the Ringling shows leads us to wonderment as to the nearsightedness of our contemporary’s reporters in years gone by. It seems to us that the number of pigs that can walk on two legs up there was rel- atively as great as that of the ones that can be seen in and about Belle- fonte and every other community ev- ery day. —Of course the labor vote can not be delivered to any candidate for President by any labor leader or lead- ers. The laboring man reads, thinks and votes where his personal interests lie. He will read the labor planks in the platforms of both parties and he will consider what the Republican party failed to do for him in a quarter of a century of power and he will weigh that thought against what he knows the Democratic party has done for him during the past eight years and he will vote the Democratic ticket. Not because any leader tells him to do it, but because his own good, common sense tells him to do so. —“Jimmy” Cox is talking now in that good, hard horse sense that has made him the idol of Ohioans for years. In planning his campaign speeches he has told his managers that they must arrange his intinerary so that his stops interfere as little as possible with work in the various communities he is to visit. Talking about visiting agricultural sections of the west the Governor says “it must be between corn shuéking and thresh- ing for no real dirt farmer is going to rush off to hear political speeches while ripe crops are lying in the fields.” That’s the kind of practical, common sense things our next Presi- dent is always thinking about. 4 STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. yor. 9 BELLEFONTE, PA., AUGUST 6, 1920. NO. 31. Taft’s Strange Attitude. Governor Cox Will Not Straddle. In a special plea which is as stupid; Senator Harding is still insisting | President who has declared himself | questions propounded on the occasion against the vital policy which Taft | of Governor Cox’s call on the Presi- professes to support and against a dent. He wants to know how the candidate who is in favor of the policy | Democratic candidate stands on the | as it is surprising, former President | that his antagonist for the office of ! nia, pretends to be entirely hor x. | | in question. His reason for this at- titude is that the party with which he is affiliated will be strong enough in the Senate, even if defeated in the Presidential contest, to prevent the fulfillment of the promise of the can- didate of the opposition party, though elected. If he had been frank he would have said that he supports the Republican candidate because he is more a partisan than a patriot. In his special plea, in the nature of what the lawyers would call “in confession and avoidance,” Professor Taft says, “when Mr. Wilson brought to this country the League covenant as reported to the Paris conference I urged on the same platform with him ! League of Nations and why. He ' hasn’t defined his own attitude on the | subject so that any reasoning mind could fix him firmly, but believes he has a right to know exactly what his opponent thinks. That is a character- | istic of small minds. Men of his cal- | ibre invariable “butt in.” They hope to create confusion that will conceal their own deficiencies by asking fool questions. Governor Cox will be formally notified of his nomination for Presi- dent at his home city, Dayton, Ohio, tomorrow, and in his speech of accept- ance will tell the country exactly what he thinks about the League of Nations and other questions of public interest. that we join the League. I there- | And there will be no ambiguity or un- after recommended amendments, | certainty as to his views after his some of which were adopted into its | speech has been delivered. Jim Reed, final form. Had I been in the Senate | of Missouri, and Senator Hitchcock, of 1 would have voted for the League and Nebraska, will not think that both of treaty as submitted; and I advocate them has been endorsed its ratification accordingly. I did not 'action in the Senate, as Taft and Sena- think and do not now think that ang- | tor Johnson imagined concerning Mr. thing in the League covenant as sent | Harding’s speech. Senator Reed and to the Senate would violate the con- Senator Johnson were in complete ac- stitution of the United States, or cord and Mr. Taft and Mr. Hitchcock would involve us in wars which it! were in perfect agreement concern- would not be to the highest interest : ing the League. But Reed and Hitch- of the world and this country to sup- cock will not claim vindication in press by universal boycot and, if need | Cox’s speech as Taft and Johnson do be, by military force.” lin Harding’s. Yet the potent leaders of the party | Governor Cox will probably say in with which Professor Taft is affiliated | his speech tomorrow that the covenant organized an opposition to the treaty ; of the League, as President Wilson and the covenant, and with the active | presented it to Congress, was entirely help of the candidate he is now sup- satisfactory to him. He may add that porting for President, compassed its in the face of a stubborn as well as defeat, under the pretense acknowl- | stupid opposition, he would have been edged to be false by him, that it did | willing to accept interpretations that violate the constitution of the United | in no respect impaired the force of the States and would involve us in wars | treaty. The Democrats of the Senate, of every sinister sort. And he op- | with few exceptions, assumed that at- poses a candidate who cordially and | titude and the Democrats of the coun- in full measure agrees with him on try with practical unanimity concur- a question which “transcends in its |red. But Governor Cox will not try on their | importance any domestic issues and would justify and require one who be- | lieves so to ignore party ties and se- cure this great boon for the world : and for this country,” for the reason that with the help of the spineless creature he is supporting the leaders to deceive either his political asso- ciates or the voters of the country by straddling the question as Sena- tor Harding has done. He is not built | that way. ——The ratification of the peace Followers Not in Agreement. : While Senator Johnson, of Califor- William Howard Taft attempts to | President answer some more or less that candidate Harding’s speech of ac- justify his support of a candidate for | impertinent and altogether irrelevant | ceptance commits him to absolute op- | | position to the League of Nations, his | i followers are not so credulous. Mr. | | Frank A. Harrison, who was manager | of the primary campaign for the Cali- fornia Senator in Nebraska, and car- ried that State for him, has issued an | address to his friends in which he | charges that the opponents of Johnson | have usurped the management of the : campaign, utterly ignored the friends of Johnson, and declares “it is a direct ! challenge to the sixty-three thousand | men who voted for Hiram Johnson, | that their votes are not wanted in No- vember. While William Howard Taft pro- fesses to believe that Senator Hard- | ling, in his speech of acceptance, de- | clared himself unequivocally in favor | of the League of Nations, his friends | in the Republican party are not so easily deceived. In every section of | ' the country protests are being regis- tered against the abandonment by the former President, of a policy which he has, with much energy and consider- able ability, supported ever since the return of the President from France, nearly a year ago. They interpret the Harding speech somewhat as the Johnson followers in Nebraska con- strue it, and refuse to support a can- didate who is openly committed to the isolation of the United States from the peace-loving countries of the world. Hiram Johnson and William How- ard Taft are alike aspiring politicians and believe they will promote their political ambitions by supporting the ticket. Johnson’s Senatorial term is drawing to a close and he is anxious for a renewal of his commission to sit in the millionaire’s club. Taft has grown weary of the precarious life of a college professor, with the meager ' recompense that such employment. af- fords. They know that with the de- ' feat of Harding their hopes of future ' political service will vanish, and re- ' gardless of principle and in the face ' of inconsistency, they are stultifying themselves by supporting Harding. of a dif- eir unselfish followers are "ferent mind, however. ~~~ { While the high cost of funerals ‘may have a restraining influence on { persons inclined to the suicide route, To a Potato. By M. V. Thomas. Little “tater,” tell me true: Must I now devour you? Time was when I used to plant you, Hoe you, dig you, pare and cook you; When I even tried to dash you At some disappearing dog. Little “tater,” seldom shown, ' SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE: —~County Solicitor Styer has begun ac- tion to recover for Montgomery county $7703 illegally paid to the Norristown hos- pital for the insane for maintenance of in- mates during the years from 1909 to 1912, —It cost Bucks county almost $1,000,000 during twelve months to maintain its schools, streets and roads. Figures tabu- lated show school taxes amounting to $428.217,80, while road taxes are $405.194.81 —A boy seven years old, smoking a ci garette, led the police to apprehend four Norristown boys, who later confessed to breaking in and robbing the American Ex~ press company warehouse in Norristown of seven cartons of cigarettes. — William Harris, twenty-one years old. of Sharon, threw three sevens in a crap game Friday night at Farrell. As he picked up the pot of $2.60 and walked away, Haney Adams, twenty years of age, the police say, drew a revolver "and shot him dead. Three bullets entered the vie- tim's chest. The police say the dice were not loaded, but the revolver evidently was. ——The Pennsylvania Coal and Coke Corporation operating mines in Indiana, Cambria, Clearfield and Blair counties, has brought suit against the Pennsylvania How exclusive you have grown. For so rarely do we meet you And so very rarely greet you And we still more rarely eat you— You who once grew in the bog. railroad company for not delivering the number of cars they were assigned. The Coal corporation asserts they lost $35,000 in the month of May because cars assigned to them were diverted and delivered te Little “tater,” small of size, other mines. They have even sold your eyes. Farmers soon will have them planted, And the fields will then be haunted By the folks by whom you're wanted-— Who will look for you in vain. Little “tater,” once my care, For you I'll no more despair. Tho no longer I may eat you And but rarely I may greet you; Yet some day I hope to meet you Dangling from some nabob’s chain. —A full-sized still with a capacity for making liquor enough to supply the con- suming public of a good-sized town was seized when state officers raided the house of Joe Bedona, an alien Austrian, charged with being the owner of the still, at Ham- ler mines, near Huey, Clarion county. Several barrels of mash were found and a barrel of bottled goods ready for the mar- ket. It is believed that Bedona was tip- ped off, as he has not been located. —What is probably the oldest produc~ ing oil well in the world is located at Harding Wants Explicitness. I'rom the Philadelphia Record. Senator Harding has delivered his acceptance speech, and therein he managed to straddle the League of Nations to such good effect as to win the support of Senator Johnson at one end of the line and William How- ard Taft and The New York Tribune at the other. Everybody knows that Johnson and Taft and Johnson and the Tribune do not want the same thing, but they are all for the shifty and evasive Harding. How explicit Mr. Harding was on the occasion for which he had prepar- ed laboriously one may infer from this fact. He tried to say what would sound well enough to the supporters of the League and to its implacable opponents. Here is the leading issue of the day, which the Republ Sen- ators have kept undecided for a year and a half, and Harding has juggled his words over it so that he gets the support of the men who are for it and those who are against it. But the Senator demands an ex- plicit declaration on the subject from Governor Cox. He will have no shil- ly-shallying, no evasive utterances, nc “weasel words.” He has got to have a precise, definite and explicit state- | ment about the League from the Gov- ernor. Why should Cox be any more explicit than Harding? has the Republican candidate to wag a double tongue and insist that his’ rival shall talk straight?’ Mr. Harding was as non-committal as a human being could be on the well was completed in 1861 and had am ter of a barrel a day, which at the present price of Pennsylvania crude, $6.10, makes it still a paying proposition. The year the well was drilled the average price of oil was fifty-two cents a barrel. —Leon Grencavitch, aged 12, a Luzerne county boy, picking huckleberries, touched sylvania Power & Light Company, when he climbed a transmission tower to look for fruit bearing bushes. His clothing was set on fire but he managed to scramble down. Companions took him te the State Hospital, where he is in a criti- cal condition from terrible burns all over his body. When Grencavitch touched the , line he threw out for half an hour the power service to several cities and mines. —With an expense of $3000 yearly and an income from sales of $1200 last year, the Northumberland county commission- ; ers will discontinue the carpet-weaving de- ; partment at the county jail. The work was done by prisoners, but it has been found to be unprofitable because so few men are in jail since the dry era as to make it impossible to get enough work- ers. Time was when petty politicians would “buy” enough carpet for their needs : and have it ‘charged’ at the court house, !and__ thousands _ of dollars . of bad | accounts got on the carpet-weaving books. —While Captain D. J. Newmiller, of ; Shamokin, and Ray 8. Nutt, a mechanic, | of the Middletown aviation field, were at- tempting to make a landing on the Hoff- i 1 { MsClintockville, near Oil City, and is own. ed by Joseph E. Robinson, that city. The - initial production of 175 barrels a day. It is still producing at the rate of one-quar-’ a 66,000 volt high tension line of the Penn~ of the party to which -he belongs would be able to defeat the treaty anyway. This, to say the least is an anomalous | position for a man of intelligence who | professes patriotism, to assume. If : millions, but Senator Harding, who is | encouraging. treaty would have cut down the ex- | the faith that the expenses of living penses of government by hundreds of | in the next world will be negligible is now lamenting the vast expense of the army and navy, voted against the ! Continue the Boodle Inquiry. question of prohibition, but the Anti- | man farm at Locust Grove near Columbia, aloon League, a Republican organi- | at noon on Sunday, engine trouble devel- zation, is insistent that Governor Cox | oped when the plane was only 100 feet shall declare his warm approval of , from the ground. Their plane took a nose the Eighteenth amendment. Mr. | dive, striking the ground with teriffic Harding has not; why should Mr. Cox force. Captain Newmiller was instantly the ratification of the covenant of the League of Nations is of the vaiue to | the world and to this country that he | appraises it to be, one would think that his conscience would impel him to put the full force of his influence behind the effort to compass the rati- fication. He admits that the moral effect of Article 10 would “safeguard | the United States from any perver- sion of the high purpose of the League,” rather than impair our inter- ests and sacrifice our sovereignty. Yet he elects to support a candidate | for President who.acts upon the op- posite side of this question, and to oppose one who agrees with him for the poor reason that his associates in supporting the candidate of the op- position are strong enough to defeat it. The surprising feature of Professor ratification of the treaty. ree Principal Issues of the Campaign. The signs plainly indicate that so far as the Republican party is con- cerned the principal issue of the cam- paign is to be calamity. The high cost of living, industrial unrest and commercial paralysis will be shouted from the house tops. “Steel mills set sixty days as limit before shut down” is the headline of a review of the in- i dustrial situation in one of the lead- ing Republican organs of the State, and it may be confidently predicted that the smaller fry of the fraternity will join in the prophesy early in the campaign. It is an appeal to public credulity, and that is the favorite method of the party organs. An ap-'! The Democratic campaign manag- {ers are wise in insisting upon a con- ' tinuance of the Senate inquiry into | campaign expenses. Senator Kenyon, { chairman of the committee that ex- | posed the profligacy of the Republi- | can primary campaign, has stated | that he is willing to drop the inves- | tigation and give both candidates | “clean bills of health.” But Kenyon {is a Republican and is probably in- | fluenced to his present frame of mind by considerations of safety for his party. The Democrats have no such reason to abandon a movement that (has already accomplished a vast ‘amount of good. | It has already been shown that the nomination of Harding cost his friends “close on to a quarter of a million dol- Taft’s disingenuous plea in confession and avoidance, however, is in his at- tempt to put the blame for his strange attitude upon President Wilson. He agreed with Wilson completely until the votes in the Senate revealed a stubborn adverse majority. . Then he “switched” and because the President, whose word and honor were pledged peal to reason is bad for them. lars. While competitors for the party The high cost of living is a present | favor were spending much greater and perplexing evil, and every circum- | sums, Harding’s disbursements seem stance of time appears to favor it. moderate. But he is not entitled to The increase in the wages of railroad | 5 health certificate of the kind Gover employees has been followed, as Was | nor Cox may claim. The utmost en- to be expected, by an increase in the | deavor of a partisan committee could rates of freight and the charge for | produce evidence of the expenditure passenger service on railroads and! of less than five thousand dollars in both charges will be levied ultimately | his behalf, while at least one of his upon the public, with an added sum | competitors for the Democratic nom- to his colleagues in the peace confer- ence, didn’t follow his bad example he accuses Mr. Wilson of obduracy. It is probably the most glaring exhibi- tion of mental weakness in high life, of recent years, and places the ex- to cover contingencies. For example, it is estimated that the increase in wages on the roads will aggregate $600,000,000, and to cover that added expense the freight service is increased to more than President in the class of trimming politicians who have to be paid for exercising the right of franchise. re —— A. ——A big drop in coal was an- nounced at the mines in the neighbor- hood of DuBois on Tuesday. Hareto- fore coal was in demand at $12.00 and $14.00 a ton, but this week operators were offering it to the public for $9.50 and $10.00. ————————————— ——1It is predicted that the census will show a greater number of women of voting age than men in this coun- try, but we see no grave cause of alarm in that fact. eer — Mexican troubles appear to be adjusting themselves nicely and just at the time the enemies of the Presi- dent were trying to make a campaign issue of them. PR— ——S8ir Thomas Lipton promises another contest for the America’s cup, but he must have discovered a lan- guishing interest in the matter. double. This charge will be paid by | shippers who will shift it on to the | consumers with a plus, and so on. {But there is no reason why the blame for this state of affairs may be charged to the Democratic party. It is the natural result of conditions in- cident to adjustment after the war. Some part of it might have been peace treaty had been signed prompt- ly. But the Republican party is re- sponsible for the failure to ratify the treaty and incidentally for part of the evils complained of. In any event, however, the complaint would have come. Industrial discontent is the only hope of the Republican managers and it will be created and contin- ved until after the vote. If necessary strikes will be organized and lockouts forced to achieve the result. ——A great many Democrats will regret to learn that Mr. Bryan’s obli- gations to the Democratic party hold him in the ranks, even though his heart is in the grave and the going is good. and passenger avoided and would have been if the | | ination spent more than twenty | times as much. It is certain that | Governor Cox didn’t buy the nomina- | tion. : Besides the Republican machine has fallen into the pernicious habit of ' buying elections, and public interests require that such an evil be stopped. The present party majority in the . Senate was procured by the purchase , of the seat of Senator Newberry, of | Michigan, and though he has been | convicted of the crime, he continues | to hold the seat. No doubt the Presi- | dential nomination would have been purchased for General Wood if the movement hadn’t been exposed and the investigation ought not be dis- continued until the evil is so com- pletely eradicated that it will no longer be a menace to the country. ——Mr. McAdoo now realizes that the office may seek the man, but it re- fuses to go the limit of what you would call diligent search. ——The tone of Harding’s speeches would indicate that he imagines he is still blowing a horn in that village band. —————p A ene —— ——1If you see it in the “Watch- *man” you will know it’s true. be required to? _ Mr. Harding has succeeded in find- ing a new suit of clothes for that venerable and decrepit fake, “British gold.” What was once a favorite Republican battle cry was so palpably false and foolish that of late years little has been heard of it, but this candidate of the Old Guard, whose views of domestic and foreign policies are about 30 years old, has revamped this worn out folly, and tells his gap- ing auditors on the front porch that “certain international interests are ready to finance the Democratic cam- paign.” Anything more fossilized, more futile, more foolish than Mr. Hard- ing’s ideas it would be impossible to conceive. His opinions are those of 1890. He has learned nothing since. Probably we flatter him in saying that his ideas are those of 30 years ago. Iv is possible that he has no ideas at all. ————————— Pennsylvania Shows How to Save Game. From the Pittsburgh Post. It is appropriate that at the very time when Dr. William T. Hornaday, the naturalist, is warning that wild life in the United States is threatened with extinction, an officer of the Ohio bureau of game and fish has come here to inquire how Pennsylvania has succeeded in restoring its supply of game, which only a few years ago was sadly depleted. The Buckeye man’s mission directs attention to the fact that Dr. Hornaday’s statement does not apply to Pennsylvania, where notwithstanding that half a million men go hunting every autumn and winter, slaughtering hundreds of bear, thousands of deer, and millions of rabbits, besides wild turkeys, grouse, squirrels and other animals, the sup- ply is steadily increasing. It will, perhaps, make it plainer what a para- dise for sportsmen Pennsylvania has ‘become to state that although it has been settled for more than a century and has a population as great as that of the whole Dominion of Canada the number of bears killed by hunters here each year is greater than is bag- ged in any other State. Not even the vast undeveloped western States make such a showing as we in this respect. If wild life in America is threatened with extermination, Pennsylvania shows how it canbe saved. The Ohio conservationists have directed their inquiry to the right place. New Youl is also interested in “The Pennsyl- vania plan.” The method is simple, consisting of the establishment cof many game sanctuaries of a few thou- sand acres each, bought with the hunters’ license fees; in these pre- serves shooting is forbidden and the wild creatures given a chance to breed undisturbed. ag i killed. Nutt had an eye gouged out, hoth legs broken and suffered from a frae- tured skull. Newmiller was married only two weeks ago. They were carrying re- pairs for an airplane wrecked at the same | place Saturday. | —The outbreak of typhoid fever at Mill i Hall seems to have been checked, with | the total number of cases being held at | seven. Six of the cases are being taken i care of at the Lock Haven hospital. One | case originated last week, the others oc- | curring during the past few days. Dr. John B. Critchfield, of Lock Haven, dis- | trict medical supervisor, is authority for | the statement that the source of the epi- demic had not been ascertained. It is believed, however, that it is traceable to an old well at a farm from which the families affected receive their milk. The utensils used in caring for the milk are washed in water from this well. —A story of how, a short time after they had robbed a paymaster of $5300, they were stopped by a policeman in Charleroi, a short distance from the scene of the robbery, and after satisfying him they were all right, went to sleep, with the officer standing guard, to call them when their car came, was told to detectives of Pittsburgh, by Alexander Truesidisk, of Richleyville, Pa., and Philip Daviduk, of Pittsburgh. The men admitted relieving the paymaster of the Richleyville Coal Company of the money on July 13 last. They were arrested in Gary, Ind., several days ago, and taken back to Pittsburgh to answer to the robbery charge. —A mob of unidentified young men on Friday night pelted with eggs that had outlived their usefulness as food and oth- erwise mistreated Professor W. M. Kleck- ner, an instructor at the Susquehanna University in Selinsgrove. He was beaten about the head, but succeeded in escaping and taking refuge in the home of Asher Hower, nearby. Mr. Hower took his shot- gun and escorted Kleckner to a street car, which he boarded and reached his home in Sunbury without further mishap. The motive for the assault has not been deter- mined. The instructor says he has no known enemies and cannot imagine why he should be a vietim of such an attack. —Charles G. Wolfe, Louis 8. Frank and Samuel M. Frank, all employed by the Ad- ams Express company at DuBois, have been placed under $1000 bail each on charges of larceny and much loot is said to have been recovered as a result of the activities of F. J. Kronedebrock’ and Al Casey, specidl agents for the company. A number of valuable packages are said to have been missed, especially one sent from 0il City to DuBois, which started the in- vestigation by the special agents. The three men were given hearings before Al- derman Joseph Bogden. Wolfe is employ- ed as a messenger on a run out of Du- Bois and is charged with the larceny of money and a valuable package. The Frank brothers are drivers and are held on single charges of larceny.