Beware Waid. INK SLINGS. —If April showers are to bring May flowers surely we may look for some gorgeous gardens next month. — Swat the first fly you see. A swat in time will surely save nine and may nip the eventual appearance of nine thousand little fles in the bud. —The first straw hat has been seen on Bellefonte streets, but the hurdy- gurdy and the barefoot boy must put in an appearance before we will be convinced that spring is here to stay. — Michigan has refused to legalize the sale of light wines and beer in that State. The vote was overwhelm- ingly against the proposal, the wom- en, voting for the first time, were sol- idly against it. —Those German officials who are going to Paris to learn the terms of the peace treaty will have one on the Kaiser, at least. They will get a din- ner there that Bill Hohenzollern didn’t get the chance to eat. — Next Tuesday will be the last opening day of the fishing season that that stimulating old friend, John Bar- leycorn, will be with you. In his day he has caused a lot of fun and a lot of trouble for fishermen and his passing is no trifling incident in piscatorial- whiskatorial outings. —Williamsport had the pleasant sensation of a big drop in coal prices on Tuesday. Bids for the city con- tract were made at $5.30 per gross ton of pea and at $6.60 per gross ton of stove. It is welcome news to all the announcement that fuel is show- ing signs of getting down to the point where the prudent housekeeper does not have to shudder with each lump of coal she drops into the stove. —The government forecast of the winter wheat crop for this country is 837,000,000 bushels, which will be 152,000,000 bushels in excess of the record crop of 1914. Should no unfa- vorable weather conditions reduce the final harvest the problem of taking it all off the farmer’s hands at the guar- anteed price of $2.26 per bushel is going to be one that will make Uncle Sam bite his finger nails nearly off be- fore he figures out how to get out from under without a loss that will well nigh bankrupt him. — With a train that carries both mail and express leaving Bellefonte at 8:15 each evening it is impossible to consign either a parcels post or ex- press package after six o'clock. Be- cause stamps cannot be bought after that hour and the express office is not open. Public service doesn’t mean much in the way of service and Fed- eral control of public utilities contin- ues to demonstrate the long estab- {ished fact that it is not in it for effi- ciency with private ownership and management of business. —Here and there we note a dispo- sition on the part of labor to go back to pre-war wages without a grumble. The instances are isolated, however, for in many parts of the country strikes for still higher wages are either actually on or brewing. Invar- iably the demand for advances is based on “the high cost of living” and labor can’t or won’t see that because labor constitutes the major cost of all manufactures if advances are grant- ed the “high cost of living” will be higher still. We were mighty pros- perous, happy and satisfied with our condition just prior to July, 1914, and there is no economic reason why we would not be the same way if labor were at once to go back to that basis, for then the price of all commodities would fall, business would revive at once and there would be employment for everyone. —Governor Sproul’s investigation of the proposed advance in the price of anthracite has resulted in an offi- cial sanction of the increase. One of the reasons justifying the advance is that royalties have gone higher. The Girard estate, of Philadelphia, owns large hard coal fields and among oth- ers, has increased the pound of flesh it demands. Why? Only a year or so ago it was announced that that es- tate was amassing such wealth that its trustees were in a quandary as to what disposition to make of the mil- lions it was piling up. In fact statis- tics were made public showing that in a relatively short time, at its then vate of accumulation, it would control the entire gold supply of this coun- try. If such was actually the case it is a crime now to permit that estate or any other owner of coal properties to increase royalties when business stabilization requires falling instead of rising prices. —The Pennsylvania Legislature is to be congratulated on having defeat- ed the Powell bill, which proposed to require every person who desires to spend an hour or so fishing along the streams of the State to take out a li- cense. The excuse offered for the measure was that it would bring in a large revenue that would be used in increasing the fish in the streams. The public long ago discovered the de- ceit of such statements. The hunters license was designed to increase game and the automobile license was prom- ised to be returned in better roads but notwithstanding the fact that both of these impositions have converted mil- lions of dollars into the state treasu- ry practically all of these vast sums are consumed in the administration of the departments, by furnishing places for political favorites and greasing whatever political machine hap- pens to have control of them. As the “Watchman” stated several weeks ago, the people are in no mood to be trifled with longer and the Legisla- ture has wisely killed this pernicious measure. STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 64. BELLEFONTE, PA., APRIL 11. 1910, NO. 15. Why Bolshevism DMenaces. In justifying the proposed increase Sentiment for the League. In his speech in New York on the in the price of anthracite coal, during | eve of his departure for Europe after the coming summer Governor Sproul has disappointed the hopes of a vast | number of people. When he announc- | ed the purpose of investigating the | question it was expected that prices would be forced down for the suffi- cient reason that no fair minded per- son could discern an excuse for a price four or five fold greater than a few years ago because wages had in- creased less than two-fold. But the Governor declares that taking into consideration the increased cost of la- | bor, royalties and railroad rates, the increase in price is justified. In oth- er words he holds that because own- ers, transporters and retailers rob, the operators have a right to rob also. Everybody knew before Governor Sproul made his grand stand play the cost of production of anthracite coal had increased. It was perfectly un- derstood that the railroads were ex- acting “all the traffic would bear,” and that the owners of the minerals were adding to their royalty charges. But nobody thought that he would give official sanction to such extor- tions. The Girard estate was increas- ing its royalties with even less reason than the railroads were adding to their carrying rates and it was ex- pected that Governor Sproul would frankly tell them so, and demand a re- versal of their practices. Instead of that he tells the operators that it is all “a game of grab” and their duty is to take their toll. It’s hard on the consumers but let them go hang. The Girard estate, left as a charity to the service of the public has in- creased the royalties on coal mined under their soil from twenty-five cents to a dollar a ton. The carrying com- panies have increased the freight rate. in equal ratio. The distributors have joined in the profiteering operations and Governor Sproul can’t see why the mine owners should not have a slice of the melon. Less prosperous men in office and out might be able to interpret the conditions differently. Most reasoning minds would have reached the conclusion that instead of advising fhe .operators.to join in the looting operations the Governor might have suggested to the other looters to let up. But the Governor adopted the opposite course and we wonder why Bolshevism threatens. —If they keep on monkeying in Paris we would not be surprised to learn that the President is packing up his troubles in his old kit bag and smiles, smiles, smiles as he prepares to sail for home to let those who don’t ! have world vision to fight it all over again. Bobby Burns Vindicated. Recent events at Harrisburg have completely vindicated the playful ob- servation of the late Bobby Burns to the effect that the “best laid schemes o’ mice and men gang aft a-gley.” Anticipating all sorts of trouble over the impending legislation for Phila- delphia, Governor Sproul found it con- venient to get sick and his obliging physician ~ prescribed ‘the absent treatment” and rest for two weeks, curiously enough that being the time required for the consideration of the perplexing, not to say vexatious meas- ures. Acting upon the safe and sane suggestion of his doctor the Gover- nor escaped on the eve of the reas- sembling of the Legislature for the consideration of the troublesome bills. Naturally His Excellency imagined that he had solved the difficult prob- lem and while he was enjoying the sa- lubrious air of a most attractive win- ter resort his friend Senator Vare, could revel in the exquisite enjoyment of tying the amateur reformers in various kinds of knots and holding their keen disappointments up to pub- | lic ridicule. The expectations of help from the executive office would be disappointed, of course, for however earnest and anxious the Governor may be for reform legislation, illness and absence rendered help from him im- possible and the crafty Vare would have things his own way. A careful- ly thought out conspiracy could have afforded Vare no better service. And here is where the Bobby Burns observation fits in. tion of the party assembled in Phila- delphia just as the gubernatorial train was speeding to its sunny and salu- tary destination and determined to “recess” the Legislature for the per- iod fixed for the Governor's absence, thus postponing the consideration of the Philadelphia legislation until he returns and receives a cordial though probably somewhat mandatory invi. tation to “fish or cut bait” from both elements in the controversy. It was an unkind thing to do but necessity knows neither politeness nor law and the dodger, however artful, deserves all the disappointments that happen to come to him. — There is no use in quoting past utterances of Senator Lodge. He cares as little for consistency as for patriotism and his prejudices are stronger than his sense of honor. | the adjournment of Congress, Presi- dent Wilson expressed confidence that the American people were largely in favor of the League of Nations for | which he is and has been striving. The Literary Digest, an unfriendly "but high class weekly journal there- upon made what is now popularly known as a “survey” of the country on the subject. It addressed letters to every daily newspaper of the coun- try asking the attitude of the editor upon “the proposed League of Na- tions.” justify President Wilson’s claim. It will be said, of course, that many of the newspapers replying to the inqui- ry are provincial and exercise little influence on the public mind. But measuring them by circulation the Of 1,377 answers to the in- quiry 718 declared in favor of the en- | terprise, 181 against and 478 condi- tionally in favor. This record would seem to amply The Penrose fac- | odds are nearly as strong in favor of the League. That is to say that of the replying papers those in the affir- mative have a circulation of 9,886, 449 to 4,326,882 against among which are all the Hearst papers, nine, of very large circulation, all of which were pro-German during most of the war period and are perverse at all times. It is safe to say they repre- sent more than half of the opposition in the matter of circulation. It may be added that more than half of the papers against the League, outside of the Hearst publications are influenced by politics rather than pa- triotism. Then there is a group of papers which have been Roosevelt worshippers that oppose the League, not because it lacks merit but for the reason that Woodrow Wilson defeat- ed Roosevelt’s ambition for a third term of the Presidency and Wilson is the dominating influence in the peace conference in favor of the League. The New York Sun, Washington Post, Buffalo Express, Kansas City Star, and Chicago Tribune, all of large cir- culation, are in that class and reduce the opposition for valid reasons to a meagre force. : —Germany is considering the ad- visability of requesting the Allies to : police that country until order can be restored. It would be a nasty job, but | if it becomes necessary it will be done i and done right. Director General Hines Right. The new Director General of Rail- roads, Mr. Hines, reveals the right spirit in refusing to accept the price fixed by the War Board for steel rails. He believes that steel rails can be made and sold for considerably less | than the price fixed by the War Board and as the purchases are to be paid for by public funds, he insists on the lowest rates. In this he is not only | right but just. For a long period be- { fore the war railroad treasuries were ! looted by excessive charges for rails. | The railroad officials in many instanc- i es held large interests in rail mills ! and small interests in the railroads and they fattened the mills at the ex- pense of the roads. All these War Boards and commis- sions, with the singte exception of the Food Administration, seem to have set their heads to compel high prices. The Fuel administration started out by fixing a higher price for coal than had been previously asked. The ad- ministrator of the telephone and tele- graph service began by increasing the rates of service when in some instances the charges were excessive before. In this State, fortunately, the telephone companies have been restrained by the Dauphin county court from in- creasing rates. But in Illinois and probably in other localities the in- creases have been made and are be- ing enforced. It looks as if the pur- | pose is to impoverish the people. Rents are high, food expensive and nearly everything that enters into the lives of the people is unnecessarily costly. Then why should the burdens be increased by excessive charges for | the service of utilities. The telephone | has become a necessity to the public. The people no longer have time to go from store to store to make their pur- chases and the only other medium is the telephone. Yet the cost of the | service is being increased without rea- son. All these increases fall upon the consumer. Exorbitant prices of steel rails and increased charges for tele- phone service are alike met by the user and some interest ought to be shown in his behalf. — Of course they won’t be called war gardens this year but they will be just as useful and the lettuce will be quite as lucious and the corn as sweet as if the killing in Europe were still in progress. — It’s just one thing after anoth- er. Some complain because they have to pay income tax and others worry because their income is not big enough to be taxed. And there you are. — Whether set up or framed up it is certain that the German govern- ment will have to settle up. League of Nations Secure. | There are many reasons for hoping that within a week the covenant of | the League of Nations will be com- | pleted and adopted. Some unimport- { ant changes in the phrasing of the measure have been made since the : President resumed work at the peace table after his brief visit home but the principles expressed in the origi- nal draft as prepared by President Wilson remain in full force. The Monroe Doctrine will not be impaired and no other cherished policy of the United States will be interfered with. The purpose of the League of Nations is to make peace rather than war and a peace that will endure for all time. The great powers engaged in formulating a peace treaty have set their hearts on that. | The principal purpose of the war | was to make future wars impossible. { There were collateral reasons in abun- : dance but that was the dominant idea. | The people of all races and nationali- | ties are against war. And the only guarantee of perpetual peace is in an international agreement. The alter- native is “the balance of power” plan adopted at the Vienna peace congress after the Napoleonic wars. It proved entirely worthless. Its utter ineffi- ciency was revealed frequently and at the beginning of the late war was em- phasized. Every intelligent man in the wide world realizes this fact. What possible reason could be given for renewing it in the face of these facts? The covenant now approaching com- pletion is the work of the best minds of the civilized world. Not a single selfish thought has been written into it. It is the fruit of the highest ideals developed by the greatest care. Those who oppose it are not good citizens. They care more for party than for country. Even though it may not be perfect it is the nearest approach to that standard that is possible and any patriotic citizen would accept it in the hope of correcting its faults, if any, in the future. When the consti- tution of the United States was adopt- ed many men opposed it. But after it had done service a hundred years it was pronounced the greatest mental product of all time. ——The trout fishing season will open next Tuesday morning and as usual there promises to be a general turnout of Centre county fishermen, every man hunting his favorite trout hole where he caught the biggest last year. And from present indications the opening of the season next Tues- day morning should be under more favorable conditions than have char- acterized the “first day” in a number of years. The streams are not too high, the water is in good condition for fly fishing and the weather is most auspicious. The only thing necessary to make the opening an ideal one for the fishermen is an abundance of trout. And in this respect every man will have an equal chance to get what trout he can. The fact that there was comparatively little snow during the winter, and that none of the moun- tain streams were frozen dry, should result in good fishing in any trout stream in the county. The Philipsburg Daily Journal entered the thirty-second year of its history on Wednesday of last week with a sprightliness that is indicative of a long life ahead of it. During the past year editor Bair installed a Hoe perfecting press and increased the size of the Journal from a six to a seven column folio. He has also add- ed other features which make it the equal of any inland daily published in a town the size of Philipsburg and the “Watchman” congratulates him upon the prosperity daily manifested in the make-up of the Journal. — In order to insure Bellefonte against future epidemics and for civ- ic pride, do your bit by joining in the clean-up campaign to begin at once, and to last until every corner of the town is rid of all unsightly rubbish heaps. The week of the 5th of May every one is asked to do special work for this campaign. — Train robberies are decreasing in number according to statistics but | it may be for the reason that when a | passenger pays for his ticket he hasn't | enough money left to encourage the bandit. ——Joe Bailey is cruelly unkind to | himself. What he ought to do is peacefully slumber in his seclusion to | which he was committed by popular ; voice as soon as he was found out. ——1It is said that the former Kai- | ser is anxious to go to a warmer cli- | mate and it may comfort him to know | that his ultimate destination will be hot enough. — Several car loads of potatoes | were shipped from the Coburn station to eastern markets during the past | week, the buyers paying the farmers | seventy cents a bushel delivered on | the car. Last fall they could have gotten from $1.25 to $1.50 per bushel for their tubers. A tn ) : Don’t Give a Damn. From an Unknown Author. i We have no quarrel to pick with the medical profession, but do believe that there is more than one way of killing {a rat. Some doctors do not think so. | Our opinion stands regardless, Physicians there are—and this is ! gospel—who do display human intel- ‘ligence at intervals. We stick to the pill-rollers, however, not wanting to | appear rash enough to include law- | yers or barbers. {© You’d be as safe with those birds as | you would be with the German army up a dark alley. Nobody could get out with a whole skin. Except, of course, Charley Chaplin, but then that’s something else again yet. The writer is not a Bolsheviki or Spiritualist and has some slight scru- ples against wife-murder. But at that some cases do contain mitigating circumstances. And before you go further, remem- ber that this is not a patent medicine ad. We'll take our’s straight, so long as the taking remains with us. But we'll hark back to the sane phy- sician before the side-track gets us for keeps. And the tale of the Doc concerns a well-to-do business man as well. This man had suffered for three years with nervous troubles. He had gone to many physicians and had sent them many checks. ; But the villain still pursued him. The Old Jinx remained—his nervous troubles stayed and his bank roll dwindled. Then a friend told him of a doctor out west who could cure anything. His fee was stiff and you had to do as he said. But he cured. a The business man was willing to take a chance. What good was the bank roll without easy nerves? Mr. and Mrs. Man bundled up and hied themselves toward the land of the setting sun. He then busted into the physician’s office and blurted out his troubles. “T’ve been sick for three years,” he told the doctor, “have tried all the physicians at home and am as bad as ever. Can you cure me?” ; “Surest thing you know,” gaily answered the doctor. “I can make you well inside of six months, but you will have to do exactly as I say. My remedy is like whiskey, not hard to ake.” ; su “P1] take a chance” replind the suf- ferer, “so go ahead and giver me the instructions.” ’ “How much ready cash have you?” asked the pill-roller; if we may now call him such. “Qh, about $25,000.” “Then my fee is $5,000.” “Pretty stiff,” remarked the man. “Yes, it is,” answered the physi- cian, “especially when you consider that I give you no medicine and will be through with you forever in ten more minutes. But that is my charge. You know whether it is worth that much to get well.” “I'll pay it,” decided the man. He wrote out his check, turned it over and awaited instructions. “You must do explicitly as I say,” commanded the doctor. “I want you to make me a solemn promise that no matter how silly my treatment may appear to you—no matter how ridicu- lous it may appear to your friends, that you will follow it exactly.” «] promise,” pledged the man. «Here it is,” began the wonderful doctor, as he stood up and surveyed his man from head to foot. “When- ever anything comes up to disturb you, whether it be important or unim- portant—I want you to say: ‘IT don’t give a damn,’ and I want you to mean ‘I don’t give a damn.”” “What else?” “That’s all.” «And do I pay $5,000 for that?” asked the man. ; : “You already have paid it,” said the doctor. “You also have made a sol- emn promise and I expect you to keep it, just as I expect to keep my prom- ise that I will cure you. “Now,” said the physician, (proba- bly an outcast for not writing a pre- scription and filling his patient with dope) “stand up. You gave me $5,000. Are you sorry?” : “No,” said the man, “I don’t give a damn.” “Are you sure?” asked the doctor. “I said, I don’t give a damn, and I don’t give a damn,” said the man, and he emphasized his words by bringing his fist down on the doctor’s desk with a man’s sized wallup. He show- ed more energy in this rap than he had displayed for three years. ; “You're getting well already,” said the doctor. The next morning brought a tele- gram telling the man of business trouble at home. He wired back: “I don’t give a damn.” His wife disapproved of the treatment and fee, and with more emphasis than courtesy, he replied: “I don’t give a damn.” aad He came back east. His friends thought by his numerous “damns” that bats had entered his belfry. In 2 month the man had gained 15 pounds. vay In ninety days his most pessimistic friends admitted that he was perfect- y well. And he didn’t give a damn. emmy — Chicago has the record among American cities for atrocities and it is small wonder that its mayor is a pro-German and a Republican. ume le mEpmagast—— ——Senator Cummins, of Iowa, wants an international Supre.ne court but what he really needs is a commis- sion in lunacy. { of the variety SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE —Mrs. Eula Margraff, of Osceola, has been appointed matron of the I. O. O. F. Home at Sunbury. —Large quantities of Mexican quail have been liberated in the lower counties of the State during the week. —A stylish thief broke into Phillips’ second-hand store, Allentown, passed by a lot of jewelry and other valuables and stole only a full-dress suit. —Allentown guinea pigs are being ship- ped in large numbers to Ohio. Some breeders at Allentown have gone into the business of supplying hospitals for bac- teriological experiments and are making a good living. —The State Forestry Commission has purchased tracts of woodland to add to reserves in Huntingdon, Tioga and Lack- awanna counties and is considering pur- chases in Clearfield and Potter counties near present holdings. —Mrs. Daniel Brought, of Granville, Mifflin county, has an early cherry tree in full bloom and while the temperature was down to fifteen degrees above zero along the mountains where she resides only last week, the fruit was not injured. —A lumber firm has a timber job near Kane that will require six years to finish, being one of the largest untouched pieces remaining in the State. It consists of 6,« 500 acres, much of which is virgin forest. The tract is estimated to be worth $1,- 000,000. —Even the bees have entered in the high price combination, for at the public sale of Daniel G. Stine, of Windsor township, York county, they brought $3 per hive. Of course no one knows how many bees there were, as no person had the temerity to count ‘em. —At his Diamond Station farm, Jacob Andes, perhaps the largest grower of to- bacco plants in Lancaster county, has al ready seeded 400 of his 600 beds, and in one to two months he will be fairly im- mersed in his business of disposing of the plants. Only very exceptional weather conditions would do them damage. —The State Zoologist at Harrisburg stated recently that no reports indicating serious damage to fruit trees had been re- ceived as yet. The buds have been opened up in Pennsylvania orchards and gardens, it was explained, and the trees and shrub- bery are in fair shape to withstand such weather as prevailed a short time ago. —Charged with having rifled the United States mails of $8,000 worth of war savings stamps, Robert Bradley, of Chambersburg, was taken into custody late Saturday by Deputy United States Marshal Harvey T. Smith, of Harrisburg. Bradley is railway mail clerk and is also accused of taking about $15 in cash and a gold clock valued at $100. —Henry W. Bucher, a farmer living near Lititz, Lancaster county, has an Alderay grade cow which gave birth to twins. At two weeks of age the calves weighed 230 pounds, and since they have been taken away the cow has been averaging 13 pounds and 10 ounces of butter a week. Mr. Bucher’s five cows yield 53 pounds of butter a week. —'Squire J. P. Williams, ' of Graham township, Clearfield county, had two sons on the other side during the war, one with the engineers and one with the artillery; also a third boy ready to go when the arm- istice was signed. The boy in the engi- [anereo tive home recently. The other boy is. in the army of occupation ten miles from Coblenz, Germany. —A three hundred pound safe, contain- ing between $1,100 and $1,200, was stolen ‘from the office of the Express company in the P. R. R. station at Beaver Falls dur- ing Sunday night. The robbery was dis- covered Monday morning. It is believed that the strong box was taken away in an automobile. The police are searching the hills in the belief that the robbers blew the safe open in some isolated spot. —Fox hunting, which for years has beea a papular sport in Chester, Delaware and Montgomery counties, will soon be intro- duced in Bucks county. One of the wealthy Philadelphia hunt clubs has already pur- chased a number of farms, embracing hun- dreds of acres in Southampton township, for fox hunting purposes, and contem- plates buying many more. The territory purchased is regarded as ideal fox hunt- ing country. —John Matula, who was shot by Mike- Hrenicic as he and Mrs. Annie Hrenicic were alighting from an automobile on Main street in Conemaugh, Sunday even- ing, March 30th, died at 4:30 o'clock the next afternoon in the Memorial hospital, Johnstown. After the shooting of his wife and Matula, Hrenicic boarded a freight train and rode to Portage, where he hired an automobile and was driven to Ebens- burg. He went immediately to the county jail and after waking up the attendants, - told them he wanted to be locked up. The woman will recover. — With orders for the capacity of their plants booked for more than six months to come, and more business being offered the Watsontown Brick company, and the Paxtonville Brick company, of which con- cerns Edgar Summers, prothonotary of Northumberland county, is president, have confidence in the business prospects, es- pecially in the business trades, and is op- timistic of a boom during the coming year. The two concerns have a joint ca- pacity of 100,000 bricks a day of all class- es within the range of the shale used there and will probably enlarge. — John Beegle, of Newry, visited the headquarters of the Blair county Game, Fish and Forestry association and turned in the hide of what is possibly the largest weasel captured in that-vicinity. It was known as the New York weasel, of which a measurement of sixteen inches from tip to tip is considered large. This particular rodent measured just twenty-one inches. Mr. Beegle received the $1 authorized as a bounty and left the hide to be exhibited. The weasel of the type represented by the hide is one of the most destructive animals known, and will kill great numbers of chickens, birds or small animals for the mere joy of killing. — John Henry Dickson is the proudest negro in Uniontown. “Dixie,” as he is known to hundreds of pe sons there, is a chicken fancier extraordinary, and for three years has conducted experiments in feeding his fowls that would drive Luther Burbank crazy. His feed formulas are 2 carefully cherished secret and are design- ed to produce multiple-yolk eggs. Last summer his hens began to lay dauble yolkers fairly regularly, but one day last week the ambition of his life was realized. He found a triple-yolked egg in the nest of his favorite hen. The egg weighs sev- en and one-half ounces, and is a pure white in color. “Dixie” claims that by 1920 he will have four-yolked eggs regu- larly.