INK SLINGS. —And this is the first day of | spring. —Easter has been too late for the girls this year. They just couldn’ save their new straw hats until April 20th. | —We are not so much interested in Senator Lenroots’ statement to the ef- fect that Germany is whipped, but we are earnestly interested in a plan to keep her whipped. —ZEnrico Caruso, the great tenor, will have to pay $153,933.70 income tax for 1918. It is a fortune in itself, but the singer can be consoled with the thought that it came easy. —Exert your influence with your returned soldier boy to have him car- ry on the insurance the government sold him at a rate so cheap that he can never hope to duplicate it in any reg- ular company. —The bugologists tell us that we are to have a plague of seventeen year locusts during the coming summer. The winter has been so soft that we must surely expect a few flies in the weather dumpling. On and after July 1st letter post- age will be at the pre war rate. Let- ters will go for two cents and postal cards for a penny postage. It might be well to keep this fact in mind so that that date doesn’t find you over- stocked with two cent post cards. —The United Mine Workers of ‘America have adopted as a fundamen- tal principle; a six-hour work day, five days a week, and a substantial in- crease for all work. They don’t want much, do they? And yet they cry, “No beer, no work.” If they don’t in- tend to work any more than thirty hours a week they don’t deserve any beer. —At the one hundred and three roll calls of the short session of Congress, from December 2nd to March 4th last our Member, the Hon. Charles Row- land, answered present twelve times. ‘At that he wasn’t absent as much as Congressman John R. K. Scott, of Philadelphia, who has only one “here” to his credit throughout the entire session. —A great deal of criticism and some abuse was heaped on George Creel when he organized the govern- ment’s work of publicity for the war. He has just resigned his post and the aftermath is the gratifying news that he made one feature of his publicity— and one that was greatly appreciated too—pay all of the expenses of his de- partment. The profitable publicity was the movie films sent out. —We have had only four snowfalls of any consequence during the entire winter and none of them were to be compared with the least of the snows of the winter of 1917.. The season has gone all awry and few of us would have a bit of regret if nature fails to come through with the “onion snow,” the “saplin’ bender,” the “daffodil snow” or the “poor man’s manure,” all of which we have been wont to con- sider as preliminary to real spring weather. —On its editorial page the Altoona Tribune declares that “Great Britain will never do other than good to the United States.” And on the first page of the same edition it throws a seven column scare head over Lenroot’s dec- laration that Britain has drafted the peace treaty so as to revolutionize the foreign and domestic policy of our government. Evidently the left tele- graph editor on the Tribune never lets the right paragrapher know what he is doing. : —It is beyond us to figure out a reason for the wonderful prices horses: are bringing at farm sales this spring. With tractors, trucks and pleasure motors displacing them, with grain and hay higher in price almost than they have ever been and with the gov- ernment releasing to industry thous- ands upon thousands of its overstock of horses it would seem that of all of- ferings at farm sales horses would be in least demand. Quite the reverse is the fact and it is a very poor speci- men of equine that isn’t being knock- ed off anywhere from two to three hundred dollars. —The stuff the average American soldier boy is made out of was shown the other day when one of them re- fused to accept a pension of $5,000 be- cause he had apparently lost the sight of an eye while in the service. The records were clear and nothing could have stopped him from taking the government’s bounty for his injury but his own honesty. His eye was gone when he enlisted, but he tricked the enrolling officer into accepting him ‘or service to his country by commit- ting to memory all the letters and their position on the vision test card. Any one would know that a boy with such patriotism would be too honest to turn it to a handsome profit. | —The Altoona Tribune is trying to shift the odium for the outrageous filibuster at the close of the last Con- gress from the shoulders of the Re- publican party. It states that “it was not the Republican party but a group of foolish Senators, led by Sherman, of Illinois.” Inasmuch as Sherman, of Illinois, and all the other foolish Senators in the group are Republi- cans and the Republican party is re- sponsible for them it looks very much as if the Tribune is trying to ladle out flapdoodle. Certainly a Senator of that party is a unit of the Republican party, for if such were not the case why would Gif Pinchot and all of his followers be declaring that the party will be wrecked if Penrose is given a certain committee chairmanship in the next Senate. STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 64. Senator Penrose a Humorist. | Senator Penrose is becoming a real | humorist and gives promise of con- | tributing liberally to “the gayety of | nations” during the declining years of his eventful life. Some time Sao “More Power to His Elbow.” The public generally and particu- watch with sympathetic interest the inquiry into the cost of coal which Governor Sproul has promised to in- Penrose and His Ambitions. | The interesting information comes { larly the people of Pennsylvania will | from Washington that “Senator Pen- rose may be saved from humiliation through the handy process of ‘Demo- | cratic acquaintances.’” That is to the New York World suggested that | augurate. Ever since the beginning | say it is alleged that if a certain num- if Penrose and other Senators who | of the world war coal prices have been | ber of Democratic Senators absent are opposing the League of Nations would resign, as Conkling and Platt | did when President Garfield refused | to yield to the Senatorial mandate, | and submit themselves for re-election ! upon the issue which would thus be | raised, they would find out exactly | what the people think upon the ques- tion. In reply to the suggestion Sen- ator Penrose proposes that the Presi- | dent resign and thus “test the senti- ment of the American people.” To any mind less susceptible to hu- mor it will not appear how the resig- nation of the President would put the question to a test. The constitution provides for the succession to the Presidency in the event of death or resignation and so far as we have been able to ascertain there is no alterna- tive. The Vice President automatic- ally succeeds :o the office and remains in undisturbed and undisturbable pos- session until the expiration of the term. There is no possible way of testing public opinion on the question of the League of Nations through the resignation of the President as every intelligent grammar school boy knows. But humorists have license to play upon their fancies. On the other hand the resignation of Penrose any time between now and the first of September would afford an excellent opportunity to measure public sentiment on the question. He would have considerable advantage in the vast party majority in this State but there are plenty of Democrats willing to make the contest upon a platform of endorsement of the Pres- ident’s attitude on the peace plans. If Mr. Penrose should be elected in the circumstances it would be freely ad- mitted that public opinion here is against the League of Nations. But if his antagonist is elected it cannot be denied that it would express ap- proval of the President’s work both in Paris and Washington. What is really needed is a dic- tionary which*will. point out the dif- ferences between the Bolshevicks, the Sparticans and the Socialists of mid- dle Europe. The want of information on the subject is confusing. Troubles of Nick Lon gworth. We would like above all things to work up a little genuine sympathy for Congressman Nicholas Long- worth, of Ohio, in his fight to seize control of the machinery of the next Congress from the stalwarts under the leadership of Mr. Mann, of Chi- cago. In the first place there is little or nothing to admire in Mann. He has been attorney on the floor of the House for the meat packers for a long time and tried to ride into the Speak- ership of the House on the back of a “bucking broncho” presented to him by the Beef trust. Even at that he has something on Longworth, whose only claim to consideration is that he is the son-in-law of the late Colonel Roosevelt. The burden of Longworth’s com- plaint against Mann is that he said recently that the Republican party ought to support President Wilson in his efforts to secure enduring peace throughout the world by the process of the League of Nations. Mann has been the floor leader of the Republi- can minority ever since old Joe Can- non relinquished that job to become Speaker fifteen or eighteen years ago and it must be admitted that he is a shrewd politician and cunning parlia- mentary boss. But every now and then he kicks over the party traces and asserts some decent thing, as he did in reference to the League of Na- tions, and the narrow minded hither- to Progressives won’t stand for such breaks. In the recent contest for Speaker of the next House Mr. Mann was de- feated by Mr. Gillett, of Massachu- setts, largely for the reason that dur- ing the canvass Mr. Mann’s relations with the Beef trust were exposed and even his closest friends realized that to put him in the chair would impair the party in public esteem. But his defeat in no respect detracted from his personal and political influence among the Republican members. They couldn’t take chances involved in his election to the Speakership but had no real complaint concerning the mor- al aspect of his position with the trust and though the gavel was ostenta- tiously handed to his rival the power of the place was given to him. ——The esteemed Philadelphia Rec- ord is afraid somebody will accuse that city of starting the sleeping sick- ness. There is no occasion to worry. Philadelphia hasn’t energy enough to start anything. ——The next Congress will be real interesting if the several Republican leaders tell what they think of each other as frankly as Longworth and Mann have set out to do. navies of the allies offered a plausi- ble reason for some enhancement in values and the weather conditions of last winter made it impossible to com- plain at any price. But the recent threat to increase the price in the near future has aroused indignant protest in all directions. Neither the weath- er nor the exigencies of war can serve as excuse for the proposed robbery. When the coal barons began their extortion operations President Wilson undertook to check their rapacity by appointing fuel controllers. But in his anxiety to keep politics out of the consideration he named a Republican as head of the organization and his first act was to increase the price of the coal required by the poor people of the country. The next step was to appoint a fuel controller for Pennsyl- vania and another Republican was named who decided every dispute that arose in favor of the coal owners. Possibly these men were simply doing then what all the Republican leaders are doing now, namely trying to “queer” the administration at Wash- ington. It is quite possible that Governor Sproul has been moved to activity in the matter for the same purpose. It is known that an investigation has been in process for some time and there are reasons to believe that an exposure was imminent. Therefore, our very capable and political Gover- nor may have made up his mind “to beat the Democrats to it” by getting a report in advance of that of the slow-moving Senate. But even the Democrats who have been victims of the extortion will not complain if good results are achieved. They,K want a square deal on this coal question at the earliest moment possible and are all ready to shout “More power to the Governor’s elbow.” ——Of course there will be criti- cism of General Pershing. He was ‘part ofthe administration plan “for conducting the war and every part must be condemned to condemn the whole. False and Fraudulent Pretense. The pretense of Senator Lodge and others who are opposing the plan of the League of Nations that they are in favor of the purpose of the League is fraudulent and false. There can be no other plan and there can be no peace without such a guarantee as the covenant provides. Senator Lodge knows this as well as any other living man. If the plan is not adopted the armistice will end and war resumed under far less favorable conditions than when hostilities ended. Why should any American citizen desire that result? Haven’t we lost enough men and spent enough money al- ready? Most thoughtful men will say yes, but the leaders of the Republican party act no, whatever they say. There is one element in the citizen- ship which might like to see a renew- al of the conflict and a continuance of the carnage, but there are not many of them. The munition makers and some of the producers of war imple- ments may be willing to see the blood of their brothers flowing in order that the flow of gold into their coffers may be resumed. But the vast body of American citizens are not of that mind. They want peace because it brings tranquility and prosperity and leads to the highest civilization. Prob- ably Senator Lodge represents this element in the population but it is not creditable to him. The President has gone to great pains to formulate this covenant of peace. The finest minds in the world worked together to produce it. If adopted it will achieve the purpose of preventing war for all time. But it wil! exalt President Wilson. It is largely the work of his intellect and energy and if it becomes the funda- mental law of the world it will re- dound to his credit. But that ought not to influence Senator Lodge to op- pose it in: the circumstances. He ought to be broad enough to give credit where credit is due and patri- otic enough to favor the welfare of the public without regard to where the credit falls. Unfortunately, how- ever, he is not built that way. ——The State Highway Depart- ment has plenty of money, according to reports from Harrisburg and it may be added that there is a good deal of promise coming from that source. But results are what are wanted. ——Some of the Republican lead- ers would rather see war resumed and continued indefinitely than a peace planned by Woodrow Wilson. ——Naturally the Germans are dis- appointed in Wilson and so are the German sympathizers in the United States Senate. increasing. First the demand of the ' thmeselves or decline to vote on the : question, Senator Penrose will be | elected to the chairmanship of the | Senate committee on Finance, but | otherwise some Republican more ac- ; ceptible to the Progressive wing of i the Republican party will be chosen | to that important chairmanship. The leader of the opposition to Penrose in this supreme fight of his life is Sena- tor Borah, who is supported by Sena- tors Grona, Kenyon, Johnson and La- Follette. to Senator Penrose but it owes less to those who are fighting him in his own party. Borah has been the most per- sistent and pestiferous opponent of President Wilson and those behind him have been equally active and an- noying in proportion to their intellect- ual power. They are opposing Pen- rose not because the Pennsylvania Senator is morally delinquent or de- ficient in patriotism, though some charges might be made. But their complaint is that he has not consented to turn the control of the party over to those who entertain different views as to policies and who are willing to wreck the party temple if they can’t run it. The ostensible reason given by Bor- ah and his associates in the fight against Penrose is that the election of Penrose to the office he covets would “wreck the Republican party.” If that be true no greater service can be given to the country than by electing Penrose. The Republican party has become the refuge of the enemies of the country and the opponents of every purpose which makes for endur- ing peace and continued prosperity. It is a patriotic duty to destroy that | conspiracy against the tranquility of the world. Of course if this result can be achieved by electing Senator Simmons to the office, well and good. But that is not likely and the alterna- tive is to confuse Borah at any cest: Centre: countians have reason to be thankful to the United States Department of Agriculture. The sages of wisdom who guide that ship of state through the troublous waters and dangerous shoals of public opin- ion have given out a list of counties in Pennsylvania which will this year be visited by myriads of cicada (the seventeen year locusts) but Centre county is not on the list. In fact the Department even goes further and specifies seven counties in which they will not appear and our county is one of them. Hence we say, Glory be! to the U. S. Department of Agriculture. Farmers and hucksters in up- per Bald Eagle and Halfmoon valleys are very much perturbed over the movement precipitated in Philipsburg to establish a curb market by ordi- nance of council, providing a fee for all hucksters and regulating the hours in which they will be permitted to peddle produce from door to door. The kick comes especially from huck- sters who have a regular clientelle of patrons in the town over the moun- tain, and it is quite evident that back of it all is the fear that a well estab- lished curb market might also prove a price regulator. —We can’t understand why there is so much public interest in what a lot of reactionary Senators are saying about President Wilson's peace treaty. Their time is coming. Any peace treaty that this country contem- plates entering into must be ratified by the Senate before it becomes bind- ing and the fewer obstacles these Sen- ators throw in the way of its comple- tion the sooner it will be presented to them for acceptance or rejection. It is surprising that a lot of supposed statesmen would resort to such moon barking as they are doing over the peace treaty. Mayor Rhodes, of Altoona, evi- dently wants to make the Mountain city circus proof, as he is trying to get through council an ordinance in- creasing the license for a three ring circus from $100 to $300 for each day’s performance. If the ordinance is passed and becomes a city law it will be interesting to note whether circus managers will readily pay that amount in order to exhibit their at- tractions in Altoona. ——A story was circulated around town on Monday that the Lewistown bus had been held up on Saturday night on the Seven mountains in the regular old Lewis and Connelley style, while returning to Lewistown from Bellefonte. It was a good story while it lasted but the bus driver knocked it into a cocked hat on Tuesday morn- ing when he declared that there wasn’t a word of truth in it. —If the Legislature is wise it will adjourn early and avoid anything like a collision with Senator Vare. The Democratic party owes nothing. BELLEFONTE, PA., MARCH 21, 1919. Keep Coal Prices Down. From the Philadelphia Press. The coal operators are, it is said, not a little disturbed by Governor Sproul’s instructions to his Attorney General to investigate their proposed increase in coal prices. The coal men have done about as they pleased in times past in the matter of fixing prices. They have raised them little by little for some years, dropping a half dollar a ton in April in order to induce winter buying in the slack spring season. Now, having nearly doubled the price of coal over what it was a few years ago, they seek to in- duce early orders for stocking cellars not by a reduction but by notice of a fresh advance of ten cents a ton monthly after April 30. Patience with this coal extortion has ceased to be a virtue and Gover- nor Sproul speaks forthe people and represents their real feeling by put- ting the coal companies on the defen- sive and. instructing the Attorney General to investigate this conspira- cy to raise coal prices and see if there is not law enough somewhere to stop it. The coal operators have been al- lowed to go their own way so long that possibly no statutory power can at once be found to bring them to terms. But the Legislature is in ses- sion and can create that power if nec- essary. There certainly should be authority placed somewhere that is able to keep coal operators within bounds and check this tendency to ex- tort from coal consumers excessive prices for often inferior coal. . While the Attorney General is us- ing what weapons he can find to pre- vent this threatened coal advance and perhaps even reduce the present high rate, the Legislature should, on its own account, investigate the anthra- cite coal. High wages and high transportation charges which wipe out profits are pleaded as an excuse for the advance in the price of coal. Let us find out the truth of the matter. It is highly probable that the railroad charges for carrying coal are much higher than they should be. Let us know the truth of these things. Governor Sproul has started some- thing that holds out the hope of cheap- er anthracite coal. It was clearly the right thing to do and some real good should come of it. The Country Will Not Forget. From the DuBois Express. In their desperate purpose to em- barrass the administration at any and all costs, the Republicans in .. Sen- ate have brought the country face to face with a situation that might very easily develop into a serious financial and industrial crisis. To say the blame for such a crisis would lie with the President for refusing to call an extra session at once to remedy the damage dene is absurd. On that ba- sis any murderer could expect acquit- tal if it could be shown that a third party might have saved the life of his victim, but failed. The country is not going to forget that the Republican party in the Senate, totally indiffer- ent to the country’s welfare, deliber- ately drove the knife into legislation that was urgently needed to insure employment for returning soldiers on public works and to steady the financ- es of the railroads, For the country to expect relief even from an extra session is a dubi- ous project. The Republicans in that extra session would be in control of both the House and Senate. They have no constructive program to of- fer. Their program in the Congress just past, and their program in the coming Congress ,as far as any one can judge, is a program of obstruc- tion, a program to embarrass the ad- ministration, to undermine the pres- tige of the President abroad, if that is possible, and to cripple the admin- istration’s conduct of domestic af- fairs. Boies Penrose being at the head of Republican affairs in Con- gress, the country easily can ‘judge what to expect when the new session does convene. The kind of politics which the Republicans played in the last session is the only kind of poli- tics that Penrose knows. His slogan is reactionism, and if he cannot bring back the good old days of corporate control of the government, he can at fast furnish a drag on progressive ideas. Pepper Logic. From the Philadelphia Record. In stating his objections to the League of Nations as proposed in the published covenant George Wharton Pepper, who is mentioned as the exec- utive official of a new organization formed to combat it, says that “we believe that the thing offered is so dangerous that under no circumstanc- es should we accept it.” A little later he concludes, after re- ferring to two types of league, that “in the attempt to compromise be- tween two vital but inconsistent prin- ciples its framers have produced a thing without life.” Thus we see that in one breath the proposed League of Nations is “so dangerous” that its acceptance would imperil the very existence of the Unit- ed States, and in the next that it is “a thing without life,” a dead one. We leave it to Mr. Pepper to explain how such a lifeless organization could be a menace to a great nation of over 100,000,000 persons, and to reconcile this inanimate condition with the pos- session of such dangerous possibili- ties that he and such patriots as Sen- ators Reed, Borah, Sherman, Lodge, et al, are absolutely aghast at it. It is a task worthy of the legal subtle- ties of Senator Knox himself. ——The recent frost probably nip- ped Senator Lodge’s round robin. | SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE i —The highest average yield in the past | five years for buckwheat was made in | Northampton county with 26 bushels in ! 1915. | —For the second time within a month | the retail price of milk has dropped one i cent in Gettysburg. A month ago milk { was selling at thirteen cents a quart. It | is now eleven cents. —Irwin C. Keller, of Cleona, Lebanon county, sold three of his monster rabbits of the Flemish Giant breed, all does, and of his own raising, for $175. They weighed 14 pounds, 12 pounds and 8 ounces, and 16 pounds and 8 ounces, respectively. —While there has been very little snow protection this winter, neither has there been much alternate freezing and thawing to cause heaving, consequently the grain is in good condition. Present indications point to large wheat and rye crops in Penn- sylvania this year. —George E. Smith and Charles W. Swank, two Pittsburgh division brakemen of the Baltimore and Ohio, were arrested at Connellsville by railroad detectives on the charge of stealing whiskey. The offi- cers say the two men had in their posses- sion thirty half-pints of whiskey. —Alleging her husband starved her, so that she was compelled to leave him in Butler, Pa., Sarah R. Elmore has brought suit at Reading for divorce from John B. Elmore, of Mt. Washington, Allegheny county, on the grounds of desertion. The couple lived together only six months. —While walking along State street, Doylestown, Mrs. Wynne James was at- tacked by a muskrat or sewer rat, and se- verey bitten on the ankle. The rat then attacked Peter Siegler and two daughters, who warded it off with an umbrella, knocking it over three times before it gave up. —A freak of nature in the vegetable kingdom that is attracting much attention at Castanea, Clinton county, is a grape ar- bor on the premises of O'Neil Marticello, some of the vines of which are in full bloom, even when the temperature is at and below the freezing point. If the cold does not kill the blossoms Marticello will have ripe grapes muect earlier than his neighbors. —200 Mexican quail will be distributed in Lancaster county, in the near future, arriving there from Levado, Texas. 36 pair of Gamble quail will also be distrib- uted in this country. Last year, 15 pair of the same were distributed with good re- sults. 15 rabbits were also distributed through the country. Samuel S. Keene, of Christiana, Pa., State Game Warden, is in charge of this work. —Oscar H. Zinneman, who enlisted when ony fourteen years old and is said to have been the youngest soldier in the United States army, has just arrived at his home at Hanover, after eighteen months’ service overseas without a scratch. He enlisted immediately after the United States enter- ed the war. His father is a German and at one time was an engineer on the for- mer Kaiser's yacht, Hohenzollern. —A canvass made among the potato growers in Lancaster county shows that not a single one will plant more than usu- al and only a few who would plant as much as last season. Most of the men said they would reduce their acreage. One who has been planting largely for years will plant only one-half what he did last sea- son. Many farmers will plant only what they consider necessary for their own use. ~Henry W. Bucher, a farmer living near Lititz, Lancaster county, has an Al- derny grade cow which gave birth to twins. At two weeks of age the calves weighed 230 pounds, and since they have been taken away the cow is averaging 13 pounds and 6 ounces of butter a week. Mr. Bucher’s five cows yield 53 pounds of but- ter a week. A cow which came from his stable and is now owned by Harry B. Snavely, at Rome, is with calf and besides nourishing the offspring gives over six pounds of butter a week. —Charged with having rifled the United States mails of $8,000 worth of war sav- ings stamps, Robert Bradley, of Chambers- burg, was taken into custody late Satur- day by Deputy United States Marshal Harvey T. Smith, of Harrisburg. Brad- ley is railway mail clerk and is also ac- cused of taking about $15 in cash and a gold clock valued at $100. The clock he pawned, and it, with the rest of the stolen articles, has been recovered. As the theft is alleged to have taken place near Pitts- burgh, Bradley was turned over to the federal authorities there. —A bunch of foreigners entered the office of John H. Moore, prothonotary of Clear- field county, Monday for the purpose of securing their first citizenship papers. They were much pleased over the prospect of becoming American citizens, one of them being so delighted that in his joy he went away leaving a hat that cost him all of $2.50. But this prospective son of Amer- ica has no reason to regret his oversight, because he took with him the $6 fedora of Prothonotary Moore. It is remarkable how quicky the foreign population catch on to the ways of Americans. —Isaac Warmkessel, of Henningsville, Bucks county, went to town on the anni- versary of a very unlucky day, and relat- ed some of his experiences that took place since he was stricken blind thirty-nine years ago, by a premature dynamite ex- plosion. One eye was shot out of his head and the retina in the other was injured so badly that five operations performed in a noted eye hospital failed to bring back the sight. During all these thirty-nine years he has done his own farming and assist- ed his son, on the latter’s farm. He husks corn in season, spreads manure and mirae- ulously does almost any kind of farm work. A few years ago, he constructed a stone wall around his farm house that is considered a model for neatness. Then in winter time, when the groundhog hiber- nates, he is ever so lively in his workshop and makes from 2000 to 2500 brooms every winter. —A short time after making a public confession in the East Main street Meth- odist Episcopal church, Lock Haven, on Sunday night, of his desire to lead a bet- ter life, William J. Merritt, aged 55 years, a woodsman, went to the Susquehanna river and committed suicide. His body was found floating in the river about nine o'clock on Monday morning, by Harry Bowers, in shallow water about two hun- dred feet below ithe dam, and was pulled into shore with a pike pole. A crowd gathered and the body was soon identi- fied. Investigation showed that Merritt had removed his hat, coat and vest at a point some distance above the dam and placed them on a rock. A gold watch and a bank book, showing deposits of over $400 in a local bank, were found in his clothing. Merritt’s home was at Lowville, N. Y., but he had been employed in lum- bering throughout the North Tier coun- ties and in New York State.