OUTWITTING by LIITENANT = BAT BREN ©, /948, by FAT ALIA OBRIEIY (Concluded from last week.) SYNOPSIS. CHAPTER I-Introductory. Pat O'Brien tells of his purpose in writing the story of his adventures. CHAPTER II—Tells of his enlistment in the Royal Flying corps, his training in Canada and his transfer to France for ac- tive duty. CHAPTER III—Describes fights in which he brought down two German airplanes and his final fight in which he was brought down wounded within the Ger- man lines and was made a prisoner of ‘war. CHAPTER IV-—Discovers that German hospital staff barbarously neglected the fatally wounded and devoted their ener gies to restoring those who might be returned to the firing lines. Witnesses death in fight of his best chum, Lieut. Paul Rainey. CHAPTER V—He is taken to the of- feory prison camp at Courtrai. There he egan planning his escape. By great sac- rifice he manages to save and hide away two daily rations of bread. CHAPTER VI—He confiscates a map of Germany and just half an hour later is ut on a train bound for a prison camp n Germany. He leaps through a window while the train is traveling at a rate of 30 miles an hour. CHAPTER VII-For nine days he crawls through Germany, hiding during the day, traveling at night, guided by ths stars and subsisting on raw vegetables He covers 75 miles before reaching Lux- emburg. CHAPTER VIII—For nine days more he struggles on in a weakened condition through Luxemburg in the direction of Belgium. CHAPTER IX—He endures hardships, swims rivers while delirious from hunger, living like a hunted animal and on the eighteenth day after jumping from the train he crosses into Belgium. CHAPTER X—When well on his way through Belgium he is befriended one night by a Flemish peasant, who féeds him and directs him to a man in a Bel- gian city who will help him to get a pass- port. CHAPTER XI-By mingling with Bel- gian peasants he manages to elude Ger- man soldiers and reaches the Belgian city where he finds the home of the man from whom he expects help. CHAPTER XII—Huyliger forges a pass- Fon for O'Brien and promises to assist im in getting into Holland. Later Huy- liger and his associates demand an ex- orbitant sum for their services and O'Brien breaks with them. terrible To tell the truth, I was spoiling for a fight, and I half wished they would start something. The man who had lived in the house had evidently been a collector of ancient pottery, for the walls were lined with great pieces of earthenware which had every earmark of possessing great value. They car- tainly possessed great weight. I fig- ured that if the worst came to the worst that pottery would come in mighty handy. A single blow with one of those big vases would put a man out as neatly as possible and as there was lots of pottery and only three men, I believed I had an excellent chance of holding my own in the combat which I had invited. I had already picked out in my mind what I was going to use, and I got up, stood with my back to the wall and told them that if they ever figured on getting the passport, then would be their best chance. Apparently they realized that I: | meant business and they immediately began to expostulate at the attitude I was taking. One of the men spoke excellent English. In fact, he told me that he | could speak five languages, and ‘if he could lie in the others as well as I knew he did in my own tongue, he was not only an accomplished linguist, but a most versatile liar into the bargain. “My dear fellow,” said the linguist, “it is not that we want to deprive you of the passport. Good heavens! if it will aid you in getting out of the country, I wish you could have six just like it. But for our own protection, you owe it to us to proceed on your journey as best you can without it because as long as you have it in your possession you jeopardize our lives, too. Don’t you think it is fairer that you should risk your own safety rather than place the lives of three innocent men in danger?’ “That may be as it is, my friends,” I retorted, “and I am glad you realize your danger. Keep it in mind, for in case any of you should happen to feel fuclined to notify the German authori- ties that I am in this part of the coun- try, think it over before you do so. Remember always that if the Germans get me, they get the passport, too, and if they get the passport your lives won't be worth a damn! When I tell the history of that clever little piece of pastebeard, I will implicate all three of you, and whoever is working with you, and as I am an officer I rather think my werd will be taken before yours. Good night!” The bluff evidently worked, because I was able to get out of the city with- out molestation from the Germans. I have never seen these men since. f hope I never shall, because I am afraid I might be tempted to do some- thing for which I might otherwise be S0rTYy. I do not mean to imply that all Bel- glans are like this. I had évidently fallen into the hands of a gang who LR a were endeavoring to make capital out of the misfortunes of those who were referred to them for help. In all coun- tries there are bad as well as good, and in a country which has suffered so much as poor Belgium it is no wonder if some of the survivors have lost their sense of moral perspective. I know that the average poor peas- ant in Belgium would divide his scanty rations with a needy fugitive sooner than a wealthy Belgian would dole out a morsel from his comparatively well-stocked larder. Perhaps the poor have less to lose than the rich if their generosity or charity is discovered by the Huns. There have been many Belgians shot for helping escaped prisoners and other fugitives, and it is not to be wondered at that they are willing to take as few chances as possible. A man with a family, especially, does not feel jus- tified in helping a stranger when he knows that he and his whole family may be shot or sent to prison for their pains. ‘ Aithough 1 suffered much from the attitude of Huyliger and his associates, T suppocn T ovcht to hold po srudge against them in view of the unenviable predicament in which they are in themselves. CHAPTER XIIlL Five Days in an Empty House. The five days I spent in that house seemed to me like five years. During all that time I had very little to eat— less in fact than I had been getting in the fields. I did not feel it so bad, per- haps, because of the fact that I was no longer exposed to the other privations which before had combined to make my condition so wretched. I now had a good place to sleep, at any rate, and I did not wake every half hour or so as I had been accustomed to do in the fields and woods, and, of course, my hunger was not aggravated by the physical exertions which had been necessary before. Nevertheless, perhaps because I had more time now to think of the hunger- pains which were gnawing at me all the time, I don’t believe I was ever so miserable as I was at that period of my adventure. I felt so mean towards the world I would have committed murder, I think, with very little prov- ocation. German soldiers were passing the house at all hours of the day. I watched them hour after hour from the N TT 7 + ANN 1 Rummaged the House Many Times. keyhole of the door—to have shown myself at the window was out of the question because the house in which I was concealed was supposed to be untenanted. Because of the fact that I was un- able to speak either Flemish or Ger man I could not go out and buy food, although I still had the money with which to do it. That was one of the things that galled one—the thought that I had the wherewithal in my jeans to buy all the food I needed and | yet no way of getting it without en- dangering my liberty and life. At night, however, after it was dark, I would steal quietly out of the house +0 see what I could pick up in the way of food. By that time, of course, the stores were closed, but I scoured the streets, the alleys and the byways for scraps of food and occasionally got up courage enough to appeal to Belgian peasants whom I met on the streets, | of this store window and look in. | casionally a soldier on duty bent would | hurry past, but I think nine out of ten and in that way I managed to keep body and soul together. It was quite apparent to me, how- ever, that I was worse off in the city than I had been in the fields, and I decided to get out of that house just as soon as I knew definitely that Huy liger had made up his mind to do noth- ing further for me. When I was not at the keyhole of the door I spent most of my day on the tor floor in a room which looked out on the street. By keeping well away from the window I could see much of what was going on without being seen myself. In my restlessness, I used to walk back and forth in that room and I kept it ur so constantly that I believe I must have worn a path in the floor. It was nine steps from one wall to the other, ang as I had little ®lse to amuse me I fig- ured out one day after I had been pacing up and down for several hours just how much distance I would have covered on my way to Holland if my footsteps had been taken in that direc- tion instead of just up and down that old room. I was very much surprised to find that in three hours I crossed the room no less than 5,000 times and the distance covered was between nine and ten miles. It was not very grati- fying to realize that after walking all that distance I wasn’t a step nearer my goal than when I started, but I had to do something while waiting for Huy- liger to help me, and pacing up and down was a natural outlet for my restlessness. While looking out of the top floor window one day, I noticed a cat on a window ledge of the house across the street. I had a nice piece of a broken mirror which I had picked up in the house and I used it to amuse myself for an hour at a time shining it in the cat’s eyes across the street. At first the animal was annoyed by the reflec- tion and would move away, only to come back a few moments later. By and by, however, it seemed to get used to the glare and wouldn’t budge no matter how strong the sunlight was. Playing with the cat in this way got me into the habit of watching her comings and goings and was indl- rectly the means of my getting food a | day or two later—at a time when I was so famished that I was rem®ly to | do almost anything to appease my hunger. It was about 7 o'clock in the even- | I was expecting Huyliger at 8, ! ing. but I hadn’t the slightest hope that he would bring me food, as he had told me that he wouldn't take the risk of having food in his possession when I was standing at the ! calling on me. window in such a way that I could see what was going on in the street without being observed by those who passed by, when I noticed my friend, the cat, coming down the steps of the opposite house with something in his , mouth. Without considering the risks , I ran, I opened the front door, ran down the steps and across the street, and pounced on that cat before it could get away with its supper, for that, as I had imagined, was what I had seen in its mouth. It turned out to be a plece of stewed rabbit, which I confis- cated eagerly and took back with me to the house. Perhaps I felt a little sorry for the cat, but I certainly had no qualms about eating the animal's dinner. I was much too hungry to dwell upon niceties, and a piece of stewed rabbit was certainly too good for a cat to eat when a man was starving. I ate and enjoyed it and the incident suggested to me a way in which I might possibly | obtain food again when all other ave- nues failed. From my place of concealment I fre- | qently saw huge carts being pushed through the streets gathering potato ! peelings, refuse of cabbage and similar food remnants, which, in America, are considered garbage and destroyed. In . Belgium they were using this “gar- bage” to make their bread out of, and while the idea may sound revolting to us, the fact is that the Germans have | brought these things down to such a science that the bread they make this way is really very good to eat. I know it would have been like cake to me when I was in need of food; indeed I would have eaten the “garbage” di- rect, let alone the bread. Although, as I have said, I suffered ' greatly from hunger while occupying this house, there were one or two things I observed through the keyhole or from the windows which made ma laugh, and some of the incidents that occurred ‘during my voluntary impris- onment were really funny. From the keyhole I could see, for in- . stance, a shop window on the other side of the street, several houses down the block. All day long German sol- diers would be passing in front of the house and I noticed that practically every one of them would stop in front Oc- of them were sufficiently interested to spend at least a minute, and some of them three or four minutes gazing at whatever was being exhibited in that window, although I noticed that it failed to attract the Belgians. I have a considerable streak of curi- osity in me, and I couldn’t help won- dering what it could be in that window which almost without exception seemed to interest German soldiers but failed to hold the Belgians, and after conjuring my brains for a while on the problem I came to the conclusion that the shop must have been a book-shop and the window contained German magazines, which, naturally enough, would be of the greatest interest to the Germans but of none to the Bel- gians. night came I would go out and in- vestigate the window. When I got the answer I laughed so loud that I was afraid for the moment I must have at: tracted the attention of the neighbors, At any rate I resolved that as soon as | but I couldn’t help it. The window was filled with huge quantities of : sausage! The store was a butcher shop and one of the principal things they sold apparentiy was sausage. The display they made, although it con- | sisted merely of sausages piled in the ! window, certainly had plenty of “pull- ing” power. It “pulled” nine Ger- : mans out of ten out of their course and ! indirectly “pulled” me right across the street! The idea of those Germans be- ing so interested in that window dis- | play as to stand in front of the wir- | dow for two, three or four minutes at a time, however, funny to me, and when I got back to the house I sat at the keyhole again and found just as much interest as before in watching the Germans stop | in their tracks when they reached the window, even though I was now aware what the attraction was. One of my chief occupations during these days was catching flies. I would catch a fiy, put him in a spider's web (there were plenty of them in the old house), and sit down for the spider to come down and get him. But always I pictured myself in the same predica- ment and rescued the fiy just as the spider was about to grab him. Several times when things were dull I was tempted to see the tragedy through, but perhaps the same Providence that guided me safely through oll perils - was guarding, too, the destiny of those flies, for I always weakened and the flies never did suffer from my lust fqQi amusement. The house was well supplied with books—in fact, one of the choicest li- braries I think I ever saw-—but they were all written either in Flemish ox French. I could read no Flemish and very little French. I might have made a little headway with the latter, but the books all seemed too deep for me and I gave it up. There was one thing though that I did read .and reread from beginning to end; that was a New York Herald which must have ar- rived just about the time war was de- clared. Several things in this in- terested me, and particularly the buse- ball scores, which I studied with as much care as a real fan possibly could an up-to-date score. I couldn’t refrain | from laughing when I came to an ac- count of Zimmerman (of the Cubs) being benched for some spat with the umpire, and it afforded me just as much interest three years after it had happened—perhaps more—than some current item of world-wide interest had at that time. I rummaged the house many times i from cellar to garret in my search for | something to eat, but the harvest of i three years of war had made any suc- | cess along that line impossible. I was like the man out in the ocean in a boat and thirsty with water everywhere but not a drop tc drink. { I was tempted while in the city to | go to church one Sunday, but my better . judgment told me it would be a useless i risk. Of course, someone would surely | say something to me and I didn’t . know how many Germans would be | there or what mig . nappen, so I gave . up that idea. ! During all the time I was concealed in this house I saw but one automobile “and that was a German staff officer’s. That same afternoon I had one of the : frights of my young life. (I had been gazing out of the keyhole i as usual when I heard coming down | the street the measured tread of Ger- . man soldiers. It didn’t sound like very many, but there was no doubt in my "mind that German soldiers were . marching down the street. I went up- stairs and peeked through the window . and sure enough a squad of German in- fantry was coming down the street | accompanied by a military motor | truck, I hadn’t the slightest idea that : they were coming after me, but still | the possibilities of the situation gave { me more or less alarm, and I consid- i ered how I could make my escape if by chance I was the man they wire after. The idea of hiding in the wine cellar appealed to me as the most practical; there must have been | plenty of places among the wine kegs and cases where a man could conceal himself, but, as a matter of fact, I did not believe that any such contingency would arise. The marching soldiers came nearer, I could hear them at the next house. In a moment I would see them pass the keyhole through which I was look- ing. “Halt!” At the word of command shouted by a junior officer the squad came to at- tention right in front of the house! I waited no longer. Running down the stairs I flew into the wine cellar and although it was almost pitch dark— the only light coming from a grating which led to the backyard—I soon found a satisfactory hiding place in the extreme rear of the cellar. I had had the presence of mind to leave the door of the wine cellar ajar, figuring that if the soldiers found a closed door they would be more apt to search for a fugitive behind it than if the door were open. My decision to get away from that front door had been made and carried out none too soon, for I had only just located myself between two big wine cases when I heard“ the tramp of sol- diers’ feet marching up the front stoop, q crash at the front door, a few hasty words of command which I did not un- derstand, and then the noise of scur- ryiug feet from room to room and such | a banging and hammering and smash- | ing and crashing that I could not make | out what was going on. Continued next week) . Lawyer—Was the deceased in the | habit of talking to himself when alone? | Patrick Mahoney—I can’t tell ye that, sor. I never was wid him when he was alone.—Puck. certainly seemed | — INDUSTRY. Let us work on! Truly and wisely; ever persevere. . ., Let us work on! | Work bravely; prove our faithfulness by deeds. Sow wide the seeds i Of toil, if we would reap! on! Let us work on! | Work through all barrenness, the cost: No toil is lost; Work prophesieth triumpk; en, aye on! W. J. Linton. Let us work nor count { | i | The Dollars I Am Proud Of. | I any man on earth today is enti- | tled to hold up his head, it is the far- | mer who with his own hands and on | his own land, has brought a good crop i through to the harvest. There is a | solid satisfaction in that, greater ! than any man may guess who has not done it himself. The satisfaction is not in the reward that is to come; it is in the actual performance. To look ; out across an October cornfield in the | shock and say to myself, “Eighty { good bushels to the acre!”—there is | the satisfaction that I mean, and not | the stolid feeling that comes when the | surplus grain is sold and the money | put in bank. I have made good mon- | ey out of “deals,” at odd times—trad- (ing in cattle or horses, or taking a | profit out of a piece of land I have ought and sold, or something cf that sort; but the pleasure I have got | from those profits has not amounted i to much. I have never put anything into my trading beyond a little shrewdness, a little cold, calculating cleverness. Those trades of mine have not added one penny to the world’s wealth. . . . They have mere- ly shifted dollars from some other man’s pocket to mine. The world is not any better off, in any way, on ac- count of them. The dollars I am proud of are those I have made growing my crops. . . . When I have planted a bushel and a half of wheat in a well-prepared acre and have made it give me thirty- five or forty bushels of increase, I have done something. I am not ashamed of owning the dollars that are earned in that way. I am proud of them. The long and short of it is that I would rather own one dollar made by crop-growing on my farm than ten dollars made out of a shrewd trade. Does that sound to you like a piece of crazy sentiment? All right; i that is just the way I feel about it. Why? Because in growing my wheat I have contributed something to the world’s welfare. . . . I have tried both ways, and I think I am en- titled to speak my mind in the mat- ter. The man who is to feel himself a man must earn his way in the world by definite service. I am not saying that farming is the only way open to him; but it is a mighty good way. There are not many better.—William R. Lighton, in “Letters of an Old Farmer.” ] Non-Essentials. Washington dispatches relate that the Community Labor Board of the District of Columbia is the first body to announce a list of non-essential employments. Employers are called upon to release their unskilled labor for war-work, and community boards are being organized throughout the country by the Department of Labor to work in co-operation with local draft boards. The industries stamp- ed non-essential by the District of Columbia Board are listed as follows: “Automobile industry, accessories, drivers of pleasure cars, cleaning, re- pairing, and delivery of pleasure cars, sight-seeing cars, automobile trucks, other than those hauling fuel or do- ing government work, teaming other than delivery of products for war- work, bath and barber-shop attend- ants, bowling, billiard, and pool- rooms, bottlers and bottle supplies, candy-manufacturers, cigars and to- bacco, cleaners and dyers, clothing, confectioners, and delicatessen estab- lishments, builders and contractors not engaged in erection of structures for war-work, dancing academies, mercantile stores, florists, fruit stands, junk-dealers, livery and sales stables, pawnbrokers, peanut-vend- ers, shoe-shining shops, window- cleaners, soft-drink establishments, soda-fountain supplies.” ——By an ingenious house-moving operation the Pacific Coast is to have an accurate reproduction of Mount Vernon, the home of George Wash- ington. The Virginia building at the Panama Exposition, it will be remem- bered, was an exact reproduction of the historis mansion on the banks of the Potomac, and recently this build- ing was placed on a barge and float- ed across the water of Santa Venetia, a distance of about two miles, where it will become the home of the Wash- ington club. In its new location the house faces a body of water, and has a background of hills and forests much the same as the original man- sion, and the grounds have been ter- raced and otherwise made to resem- ble those near the national capital. Tons of Chewing Gum for Thirsty American Soldiers. Washington, D. C.—More than two million packages of chewing gum have been ordered by the War Depart- ment to help the army keep off thirst during long marches. Lemon drops made from a special formula, and canned tomatoes also have been or- dered in large quantities for the same purposes. More and more open war- fare in France is increasing the de- mand not only for thirst-quenchers, but also for hard bread for marching rations. ——The most important minerals known to exist in the Arctic are coal .and iron. The former abounds in in- calculable quantities in situations where further exploration may make it of service, but meantime it is sys- tematically worked only in the Faroe Islands and Spitzbergen. The rapid exhaustion of iron deposits elsewhere is causing anxious eyes to be turned to those within the Arctic, and more than one expedition recently sent out have had their examination as a main object, ; cas tial orm— —Subscribe for the “Watchman.” FARM NOTES. —Can your cockerels and put a row of good chicken dinners on your pan- try shelf for winter days, when the price of poultry is still higher. —Poultry manure is more valua- ble than the manure of any other common farm animal, its analysis shows, and is particularly well adapt- ed to gardening. Poultry raisers should either use it on their own gar- dens or sell it, thus increasing the profits of their flocks. —Sweet cloverseed weighs the same as red clover or alfalfa when it is free from hulls, that is 60 pounds per bushel. It is a hard matter to take the hulls all off in a common threshing machine, and many sow hulls and all, as it grows just as well that way. When seedsmen handle it the hulls have to be taken off. —Good breeding will not make well-developed heifers unless they are wel fed. Itis absolute folly to expect that heifer calves will develop into first-class cows if they are stunted when they are young. It is perfectly legitimate to get a good ration at as low a cost as possible, but nothing but failure can come from trying to save money by feeding a poor or in- sufficient ration. —Fruits should be served in some form to children at least once a day. Fruit juices and the pulp of cooked fruit, baked apples and pears, and stewed prunes are safest. Whether the skins should be given depends partly on the age and health of the child and partly on the way the fruit is prepared. If the skins are very tender, they are not likely to cause trouble, except with very young chil- dren. When apples and pears are baked the skins can be made tender by frequent basting. —A common way of testing the age of dressed poultry, as described by home economic specialists of the U. S. Department of Agriculture, is to take between thumb and finger the end of the breastbone, farthest from the head, and attempt to bend it to one side. In a very young bird, such as a “broiler” chicken or a green goose, it will be easily bent, like the cartilage in the human ear; in a bird a year or so old it will be brittle, and in an old bird, tough and hard to bend or break. Tricky dealers have been known to break the end of the breastbone be- fore showing the bird, thus rendering the test useless. —At this season of the year when the supply of fruits is at its highest and large quantities have been made into preserves, the combined use of preserved fruits and cottage cheese as a food-saving system should not be overlooked. The U. S. Department of Agriculture points out that cot- tage cheese with fruit preserves, such as strawberries, figs or cherries pour- ed over it, and served with bread or crackers, makes a most appetizing and sustaining dish. If preferred, cottage cheese balls may be served separately or eaten with the pre- serves. A more attractive dish may be made by dropping a bit of jelly in- to a nest of the cottage cheese. —That mutton and wool production in this country can be increased greatly admits of no doubt. This can be accomplished by developing sheep husbandry on farms, especially in the Eastern and Southern States. Steps should be taken in the East and South to do away with the sheep-killing dog menace by State or local action. Large results can be secured by im- proving methods of breeding and management on the range; by secur- ing the restocking of improved farm lands with sheep; by the larger use of forage crops and pastures; by encour- aging sheep and lamb clubs; by the elimination of parasites; by protec- tion against losses from predatory animals; and by having lambs ready for market at from 70 to 80 pounds weight, thereby requiring a minimum of grain to finish them and making possible the maintenance of larger breeding flocks. —The surest way to keep a house free from ants is to leave no food ly- ing about on shelves or in open places where they can reach it. Ants go where they find food, and if the food supplies of the household are kept in ant-proof metal containers or in ice- boxes, and if all food that may hap- pen to be scattered by children or oth- ers is cleaned up promptly, the ant nuisance will be slight. Cake, bread, sugar, meat, and like substances are especially attractive to the ants and should be kept from them. Roaches will not frequent rooms unless they find some available food material, and if such materials can be kept from living rooms and offices or scrupulous care exercised to see that no such material is placed in drawers where it can leave an attrac- tive odor or fragments of food, the roach nuisance can be largely re- stricted to places where food neces- sarily must be kept. —Many sheep and cattle are lost from eating poisonous plants and oth- er material. In many instances a lit- tle foresight on the part of the own- er would have prevented losses. To cite one specific plant, most stockmen in the eastern part of the country know that laurel is poisonous, and yet they will pasture their animals in a woodland pasture in spite of the fact that laurel abounds. Sometimes a few, at other times many, animals are poisoned. Other poisonous plants abound in both the eastern pastures and the western grazing lands, many of which are definitely known and easily recognized. A little precaution through fencing and selecting pas- tures would materially lessen the deaths due to plant poisoning. Lark- spur, lupine, water hemlock, darnel grass, wild cherry, loco, white snake root, wilted sorghum, and oak brush (shinnery oak) are the more common plants which exact a heavy toll. Inorganic poisoning of farm stock is also far from being of rare occur- rence. Common salt is definitely known to be very poisonous to hogs and chickens in comparatively small quantities. Soap powder in swill has been the cause of death of swine. An- tiseptic tablets and rat poisons also have caused deaths among farm ani- mals. Patent rat pastes, and even fireworks, have been eaten by fowls, which later died from the effects of phosphorus poisoning. id