Demonic Wald BY P. GRAY MEEK INK SLINGS. —Spring will be here in just twen- ty-seven days. —Many tractors will be working on Centre county farms next summer. —How thankful we ought to be that we are not in Lock Haven’s plight to- day. —Friday, February 28th, 1902, is the day of the greatest flood in Spring creek ever recorded. —Spring styles call for narrower and shorter skirts for women. They are going “over the top’—of the shoes, but the bow-legged girl will probably be a slacker. —Col. Roosevelt is recovering and will soon be able to be about again. His ear was the cause of his danger- ous illness; probably strained listen- ing for a third call to the White House. —Pity poor Russia! Think of the peace terms she will have to submit to at the hands of her German con- querors and imagine, if you can, what the tyrants will exact of us and our allies if we do not master them. —Those draft evaders, who have just been sentenced to twenty years imprisonment at Leavenworth, stand just one chance of getting out. Kaiser Bill will release them, if he licks us, but the if can’t carry much hope to these slackers. —The snow has been going away without the expected disastrous floods. A day or two of melting then a brief freeze up to stop the water until the streams subside enough to carry away a new supply. Surely Provi- dence is taking care of us. —Let us let you in on a sure tip. We know a man who knows when the war is going to end. If you want to know when that much prayed for event will be look on page four of this issue, for a little jingle that will tell you just where you can find the new wise man. —As an incentive to rouse you to the importance of greater gardening efforts next spring just remember how handy those beans, beets, toma- toes, etc., that you canned last sum- mer, came in during the winter. Its far nicer to run to your own cellar than to the store and it doesn’t cost as much, either. —A fight is on at Washington to raise the minimum price of wheat to $2.50 or $3.00 per bushel. Whatever may be the outcome of it, however, it will apply only to the 1918 crop. The government will play fair with those farmers who have taken it. at: its word and sold their 1917 crops at present prices by making it unlawful for those who have not to hold their 1917 crops to be sold at any advance that may be made for. the 1918 crop. —President Wilson talked plain English to William L. Hutcheson, president of the United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners. “Will you co-operate or will you obstruct” put it right at the labor autocrat in a way that left no middle ground for him to take. The President has shown ex- treme consideration for labor ever since he has been in the White House and has a right to expect it to back him up, but a greater right to show it in plain language that there can be no middle ground when it comes to the matter of duty in the war. —The “Watchman” is going to call all of its 1917 men to the colors. Look at your label and if you are in that class the only thing that will save you is a prompt remittance of $1.50. If you don’t send it we're going to conscript you, even if it costs a three cent postage stamp to serve the no- tice. There is nothing between a much needed pile of news paper and a pocket-book flat as if an elephant had stepped on it but our readers of the 1917 class and a few older ones. Won’t you help us get over the top of a new pile of paper? You did it a year ago. —Every day there is a new list published of the names of our brave boys who have died fighting for you and for me in France. They can never come back. They have given God’s greatest gift for you and for me. And what are we doing: Quib- bling, complaining, rebelling because we are asked to make less of gluttons of ourselves, in order that the cause for which they have died may live. May the shades of the giant patriots who are lying in French soil rise to east a haunting rebuke over the pig- my spirits on this side of the sea who yammer at everything. —If Washington doesn't soon curb itself in the use of paper, ink and presses there will be a famine in all of these commodities. Never in the history of this office has such a del- uge of franked mail swept into it as is now coming, and the torrent is swelling daily. So much of it is ut- terly useless to any newspaper read- er, so much obsolete by the time it is received, and so much previously cov- ered by the metropolitan dailies that it seems like a sheer waste of time and material to permit its continu- ance. This great leak is not only sap- ping the funds at Washington but in our own State as well. Every depart- ment at Harrisburg has gotten the habit and tons and tons of perfectly good paper has thousands of dollars worth of work put on it each week and then burdens the mails in its journey of uselessness to the scrap basket under some desk. STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 63. BELLEFONTE, PA. FE Not So Bad After All Naturally there has been a good deal of complaint about the plans adopted for the conservation of food and fuel. The average American cit- izen grows restive under restraint | and most of us say what we think re- gardless of results. But as the sub- jects of our complaints are analyzed and fhe achievements of the regula- tions reviewed we find that conditions , are not as bad as we imagined. For example the meatless day and the wheatless meal have not greatly im- paired our strength or to any per- ceptible extent harmed us in any way. But they have accomplished wonders in heartening our allies and comfort- ing our friends in the = foreign trenches. . In an address before the alumni of Williams College the other evening Dr. Garfield told of the result of the recent five-day industrial suspension, which was so roundly condemned in this country and in Germany. “Four hundred and eighty ships carrying more than 2,000,000 tons of food, fuel, munitions and other war supplies which had been tied up in Atlantic ports were bunkered and sent to sea between January 17th, the day the or- der became effective and January 29th. A normal number of ships only remained at anchor,” he said and added, “and the flow of supplies nec- essary to the American expeditionary forces and the allies had been re-es- tablished.” Besides that “the rails were cleared for important shipments of steel and other commodities to fac- tories, without which the most essen- tial war industries would have been closed, but not in orderly fashion.” . In view of these facts what Ameri- can man or boy, woman or girl is not willing to bear the small privations and meet the trifling inconveniences imposed by the authorities who have carefully studied the subjects and are acting for the public good? Most of us like the good things of life and some of us yearn for the luxuries. But the necessities of our kindred in foreign camps, who have offered their lives that we may be secure of com- forts in the future, are of greater im- portance than our caprices. Nobody in our government imposes hardships simply to make others suffer and no fair-minded person will refuse to do a bit when the reward is so great. ___ Naturally enough the first sus- picion of graft in the war activities is developed in Philadelphia. It is said that frauds have been perpetrat- ed in the purchase of land for the new shipyard on Hog Island. Crime Fails of Its Purpose. In debauching Russian mercenaries with bribes Germany seems to have “sown to the wind” and is now reap- ing the traditional harvest. The Rus- sian revolution was an impulse of pa- triotism. But it was stifled by Ger- man intrigue and diverted by German conspiracy. Instead of serving the purpose of freeing the people from the yoke of autocracy it was made an instrument to aid militarism through the bribery of selfish and ignorant men who had obtained control of the government. By those base means Prussian diplomats hoped to release 2 million of troops in service on the Eastern front to steady and strength- en shattered and tottering lines on the West. But the conspiracy has failed and the hopes withered. In the history of the world there has been no such era of intrigue and organized crime as has characterized the German conduct of the pending war. Every principle of justice has been violated, every element of civil- ization outraged by the ruthless and murdering Huns who are in control of the German Empire. Kindly dis- posed observers have tried to draw a line which would exculpate the Ger- man people from blame for this state of affairs. But analysis disappoints their amiable expectations. If the German heart were right, if the Ger- man mind were humanely inclined, the brutalities,. the atrocities, the beastliness of the German authorities might have been checked. But the worst meets approval in Berlin. The poor, miserable, mercenary culprits in St. Petersburg have en- riched themselves, no doubt, through the sacrifice of their country, but will probably mot live to enjoy the evil fruits of their perfidy. But that is unimportant. The main fact is that Germany has failed of her plans to profit by a conspiracy which would have been infamous even if success- ful. The expectation of separate peace has gone glimmering and in- stead of sending the vast army of the Fast to overwhelm the trenches in France and Flanders it is now neces- sary to withdraw energy from the Western line in order to reorganize the demoralized forces on the Rus- sian border. It is a fit reward, how- ever, for a brutal undertaking. ——With the price of wheat fixed by law at three dollars a bushel “the farmer can always take care of him- self, oleo.” Penrose Must Take Scott. The latest gossip coming from the Pennsylvania Republican trenches in- | ship carpenter’s strike in the right dicates that Senator Penrose is reluc- | way. | tant to accept John R. K. Scott as the demand of a rather absurd labor agi- candidate for Lieutenant Governor. 'tator for a personal interview he | i Valuable Lesson Imparted. President Wilson has settled the In reply to a rather impudent i In a previous reference to this subject | said: “It is the duty of the govern- | we expressed the opinion that Pen- ment to see that the best possible con- | The slackers gaze at Anna's shin. | rose’s self-respect would be outraged | ditions of labor are maintained, as it; {if the Vares forced Scott upon him. is always its duty to see to it that But the Vares are persistent in this there isno lawless and conscienceless ‘demand. They know that “the big | profiteering, and that duty the gov- | fellow” will stand “the gaff” if he has | ernment has accepted and will per- to and they dearly love to see him | form.” A personal interview wasn’t ‘squirm. Long separation from the necessary to convey this information ‘spoils, protracted yearning for graft have a chastening influence on minds trained as his has been and though he may protest vehemently, he will | yield ultimately. The gossip, however, removes all . question of the nomination of Sena- ‘tor Sproul for Governor. At this | writing his candidacy has not been formally announced but it will be | within a few days and may be before | this issue of the “Watchman” reaches its destination. Denny O’Neil’s am- bition is already as dead as the tra- { ditional “door nail” and the Vares are scheduled to decorate its coffin. It won't be a joyful function either. | The epithets which Denny has so free- {ly hurled at Penrose are more music- jal to the Vare ear than the squeal of ‘a pig in a South Philadelphia back yard. But accepting Scott as a can- “didate is punishment enough, they , reason, and what’s the use of paint- ing a rainbow. It may be assumed, therefore, that Sproul for Governor, Scott for Lieu- tenant Governor and Houck for Sec- retary of Internal Affairs will com- pose the ticket. Houck is not entire- ly persona grata to Penrose but he will do. When Brumbaugh goes into the hole Houck will be as servile as. any one else could be and Penrose will get three out of the four candidates for Congress-at-Large. It is not all he expected. It is not the proportion he has been used to. But conditions have changed and as it is all he can get it will have to be satisfactory. The Vares are his Nemesis and their vengeance is inexorable. And it will be worth while to see him trying to look pleasant. # CE The war is costing vast sums of money but if the savings now being practiced and the thrift now being in- culcated become a national habit it won’t take long. to recover it all and set a balance on the right side of the account. Talk of an Extra Session. The report that Governor Brum- baugh contemplates an extra session of the Legislature is probably with- out foundation in fact. There is no reason for an extra session of the present Legislature. The last three Legislatures failed of the constitu- tional duty to reapportion the State into Congress, Senate, Representa- tive and judicial districts. But it is not likely that the present body, hav- ing failed at its regular session to fulfill its obligations would do so at a called session. As a matter of fact the Governor didn’t urge it on the present Legislature or its predeces- sor, though it was his constitutional duty to do so, and the pretense of an extra session on that account is ob- viously false. . Friends of the Governor have also suggested the desire of ratifying the prohibition amendment to the Feder- al constitution as a reason for calling an extra session of the Legislature. If there were even a remote possibil- ity of that result the extra session might be worth while. But during the regular session of the present Legislature a proposition to consider local option was voted down by a large majority. Will the Governor say that he has information of a change of heart on this question by a considerable number of the Senators and Representatives in the present Legislature? Unless he has such in- formation the calling of an extra ses- sion for that purpose would be abso- lute folly. An extra session of the Legislature would cost the tax payers of Penn- sylvania betweén five and six hundred thousand dollars. That is a large sum of money and we know of no place where money grows on trees. Yet the re-apportionment of the State and the ratification of the prohibition amendment might be worth it in the opinion of many. On the other hand, however, there is no need of hurry in either case.” If the next Legislature will get on the job promptly there will be ample time to attend to one before the next census an( “e other before the amendment can go into force. , The probabilities are, there- fore, that the Governor's purpose is ulterior and the extra session will be for partisan purposes. The Republican National com- mittee refused to elect Mr. Adams, of Towa, chairman because of his pro- German proclivities, but elected him vice chairman in spite or because of them. That is drawing fine lines. and there has been no personal inter- view. But there was a pertinent and persuasive question in conclusiqn, “Will you co-operate or will you ob- struct?” the President asked. A personal interview with the Pres- ident would have been a fine subject for boasting for a demagogue who had revealed a willingness to sacri- fice the interests of the country for his personal aggrandizement. He could have said that he had brought the government to its knees begging his indulgence in a little personal en- terprise and that the President was obliged to reckon with him. But he was sadly disappointed. The Presi- dent couldn’t see any public advantage from a personal interview and made his ideas on the subject entirely plain by putting a direct question where it would do the most good. “Will you co-operate or will you obstruct” means precisely the same as “are you for or against us.” Labor is entitled to full and even generous recompense. It has been patient, patriotic and forbearing. But all working men are not unselfish and attempting to take advantage of the necessities of the government to force even just concessions to labor is quite as bad as employing the same oppor- tunities to profiteer in other things. The government was paying good wages for ship carpenters and willing to do better. But the President was not willing to let a selfish demagogue use a labor organization to hold up necessary work in order that he might exploit his importance before the world. Mr. Cunningham has learned a valuable lesson by this incident and “alit-us hope it will do him good. There are Roosevelts, Cham- berlains and Hitchcocks in England as well as in this country and faith- ful officials and capable soldiers are being nagged into impatience on both sides of the sea. Centre Countians No Shirkers. Frank L. Dersham, of Lewisburg, the income tax man who spent two weeks and three days at the court house in Bellefonte, did not complete his work here on Wednesday as ex- pected but will be here the first five days of next week. Before he came here the internal revenue department figured that at least fifteen hundred people in Centre county were subject to the income tax law. A “Watchman” representative asked Mr. Dersham how nearly cor- rect this estimate was, but he was un- able to give figures because he was only here to give information and not to take in returns, and until the final returns are made public it will be im- possible to tell how many people in Centre county will pay income tax, or the total amount thereof. But one thing was evident during Mr. Dersham’s stay in Bellefonte, and that is that there are few, if any shirkers in Centre county so far as paying income tax is concerned. Every day that Mr. Dersham was here he was busy all the time answering questions and assisting men and wom- en in making out their returns. Men would wait hours for a chance to in- terview him, and some had to make the second and even the third trip to the court house before they got a chance. This did not include only people from Bellefonte and other towns in the county, but throughout the coun- try at large. In fact, if the exact truth were known it is quite likely that a big per cent. of the people were farmers. One particular case the writer has in mind is that of a farmer, well up in years, who came to Belle- fonte last week with his son to see if he was liable for income tax. He owns and farms a small farm and un- hesitatingly stated that off of their small farm they were making over a thousand dollars a year. But as his wife is living and he is the head of a family he was told that he was ex- empt up to two thousand dollars. “Well,” said the old farmer, “I kind of thought I was, but not knowing for sure I came in to find out because in a time like this I don’t want to shirk my part in the affair, and I'm a little too old to go out and fight.” And it is this spirit of every man doing his part which will make the United States the big factor in win- ning the war and making the world safe for democracy ever after. Mr. Will Hays has been elect- ed chairman of the Republican Na- tional committee. There’s Will, Wil- lie, Nil, Nillie and Nit. BRUARY 22, 1918. | HOSE-ANNA. From the Pitchfork. The new spring hose that Ann has got Prove her to be a patriot. Upon each one there is a flag, Red, white and blue—the latest gag Of fickle style And for a mile Recruiting service she is in, The flag upon the court house tower May float unnoticed by the hour; The solemn solons may be wise But Ann knows how to advertise. Is Holland Coming In? From the Lancaster Intelligencer. On the eve of the more active re- sumption of warfare on the western front, attention is suddenly invited to Holland by an announcement that the Dutch merchant marine, or all that is left of it, has been placed at the dis- posal of the Entente Allies for trans- portation, presumably of merchandise, outside of the danger zones. This is not a violation of neutrality, nor would such freight-carrying with- in the war zones be such violation. As often pointed out when we were neu- tral, refusal of such freight would be violation of neutrality, as it would deny to those belligerents who had the mastery of the sea, one of the advan- tages gained by force of arms; name- ly the benefit of commerce and of the receipt of war supplies and muni- tions. On the other hand, Holland and the Scandinavian nations, and even Spain, have been the victims of constant Ger- man violations of neutrality by the sinking of their merchant ships with- out warning. In mortal terror of the fate of Belgium Holland has endured everything to keep out of the war, and has been so extremely careful to avoid any offense to Germany that even this announcement, that the very consid- erable remnant of her great merchant fleet will be at the disposal of the En- tente for carrying trade outside of the danger zone, is noted as a nervy per- formance. . _ Germany has promptly taken no- tice by a statement from the Berlin foreign office that the use of these ships “for Germany’s defeat” is re- garded with grave concern. And the warning is added, “We must protect ourselves, for our national life is at stake.” This may threaten more than the Submarining of the Dutch sh*-3, for the Dutch evidently hope to keep them out of the danger zones.. The incident suggests once more that sud- den developments bringing little Hol- land into the war and vitality affect- ing the whole western front may fol- low, for the food situation in Holland is also serious and its supplies can only be supplemented from over the seas; while it can bring the seas over the land to bar invasion and summon naval help. The Dutch ‘may also find that their national life is at stake. Now that Russia has been wrecked, Holland, rather than Denmark, may be the pivot of new war developments. Feel Better, Look Better. From the New York Tribune. There is one of the food advertise- ments that strikes us as a pattern of eloquence. We gladly take it as a text, “Eat less, feel better, look bet- ter,” it runs. Now it is everlastingly difficult to persuade an American stomach to understand just how giv- ing up his pet dish once or twice a week is going to make or break the German nation 3,000 miles away. Food will win the war. But don’t ask any stomach to believe you. Far bet- ter approach the eager, yapping thing with an argument addressed to its own level of understanding. Talk to it not of ideals and the civilization of the world, but get right down to digestion, blood, adipose tissue, speed, comfort and the hope of a happy old age free from pills and pepsin. The capitalist’s figure is coming out and the military figure is coming in. The sooner the stay-at-homes digest this truth the better. There is no spare time in which to act. The beauty that comes from a slender waistline is not to be won over night, as how many fox-trotters have learned to their grief. Eat less, feel better, look bet- ter. Begin now. You will just about be able to become a husky, roaring youth again with the health of a lum- berjack and the beauty of an Adonis by the time the peace treaty is signed. Fooling Themselves Only. From the Johnstown Leader. It is not at all remarkable that the Berlin newspapers crow with great joy over what they believe is demor- alization of the American morale by the Tuscania disaster. “Frightful- ness” has been greatly relied upon by Germany, ever since the war began. Armless Red Cross nurses, babies im- paled on bayonets, sunken hospital ships and hundreds of other horrors are part of the premeditated German war plans. It goes to show how little Germany understands the character of the oth- er peoples of the earth. She cannot realize that America is in the war to put down such things as this Tusca- nia “frightfulness” and that the more of such things the stronger America’s determination to put an end to them. It will be an enlightened Germany when her policy of “frightfulness” comes home to roost. ——When $50,000,000 worth of war stamps can be sold in a few months, mainly to children, it means that the people are behind the government war policy with all their might. | SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. —Patrons of the R. F. D. route out of Derry are in danger of not Ifaving any delivery very soon. At present there are none after the job although the route pays over $100 a month. —Mrs. Mary McClellan, an aged and highly respected resident of Philipsburg, on Wednesday of last week delightfully celebrated her ninety-third birthday an- niversary, a family dinner being the fea- ture of the day. —The long-expected award in the ap- praisal of the Huntingdon Water compa- ny's plant for its sale to the borough of Huntingdon was received last week. The value of the plant is placed by the ap- praisers at $157,684. -—Naz Giamaria, an Italian, was takem to the Williamsport hospital Friday morn- ing from Emporium, suffering from a se- rious stab wound in the lungs, inflicted by Nick Patalio with a jack knife, when a quarrel arose during a game of cards. —Fire destroyed the big dairy barn eof Herman Brinkman, Latrobe, last Friday, when four cows and two hogs were burm- ed to death. Two horses and four cows were taken out, but one of the horses was so badly burned that it had to be shot. —A Canadian slacker, named J. Frank Leslie, arrested several months ago near Peale, and since confined to the Clearfield jail awaiting the action of the immigra- tion authorities, has been sent back to his native land to be dealt with by the Cana- dian authorities. —Peter Folkody, of Blairsville, aged 30 years, who shot himself through the mouth last Wednesday after killing Constable Joseph Artley, of Blairsville, died at the Indiana hospital on Thursday as a result of the wound. He was unmarried and had been employed at the Blairsville coal mines for several months. —Frank Dandrea, of Tarentum, is out of jail under $1,000 bail. He is charged with selling liquor without a license. Fif- teen barrels of wine were found in his cellar, but Frank said they were for ‘“fam- ily use.” The authorities say that he has soothed the thirst of many an arid soul of his immediate family. —Over two hundred students of Mer- cersburg Academy, Mercersburg, Pa., were hurriedly sent away from the school om Sunday because of an epidemic of scarlet fever among the students. There are fif- teen cases at the institution and it is fear- ed that these boys who have gone to their homes may spread the infection. —Three business houses, including the McMeen department store, one of the larg- est in the lower Juniata valley, were burn- ed at Mifflin on Monday with a loss of probably $100,000, partially covered by im- surance. The fire started from a defective flue and swept a block. In addition to the McMeen store, the hardware establishment of Guss Bros. and restaurant of Mrs. G. B. Duncan were destroyed. —While Albert Bollman, of Eichelber- gertown, was unloading coal cars at the Savidge mines near Riddlesburg, on Feb- ruary 8th, he fell from the car, a distance of about seven feet, and had his neck brok- en, dying almost instantly. He was aged about 29 years and is survived by his wife and three children. The unfortunate mam was buried at the Reformed church ceme- tery in Yellow Creek, Bedford county. —The sum of $22,500 changed hands when the property of the Williamsport Iron and Nail company “¥n the borough of South Williamsport changed hands re: cently. The purchase price was made pub- lic Wednesday when the deed was filed for record in the register and recorder’s office at the Lycoming county court house. The sale was effected January 17th. The pur- chaser was Ellis Claster, of Lock Haven. —Mrs. Sophia Smith died at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Joseph Guyler, at Duncannon, last Friday, after a short ill- ness from diseases incident to her age. Had the deceased lived until March 2nd she would have rounded out her 100 years. She was born in Perry county, near where she died, on March 2nd, 1818, and retained her faculties until twenty-four hours be- fore her death. She was able to read and knit without the aid of glasses all of her life. —Ray Meyers, aged 17 years, a son of Mr. and Mrs. William Meyers, of Clear- field, was run over by a train of cars im the N. Y. C. yard at Clearfield on Wednes- day, the 13th, and instantly killed, his body being badly mangled. He was em- ployed in the yard, and when run down was standing on track No. 1 making notes of the seals of a train on an adjoining track. He was a switch tender, but was temporarily relieving another in looking after the seals. —Fleming B. Rich, a Dickinson Semi- nary student, and son of W. F. Rich, a wealthy woolen manufacturer, of Wool- rich, has been sued for damages as the re- sult of a fatal automobile accident near Avis last July. Rich was driving a car, which collided with a machine owned by William D. Heck, of Jersey Shore, killing a two-year-old child of Howard R. Drake, of Renovo. Drake sues for the death of the child and Heck for damages to the machine. — Two men were drowned, a three-spam steel bridge washed away and many homes in the lower lands inundated at Tionesta on Friday, when Tionesta creek, backed by a jammed ice pack running in the Alle- gheny river, flooded the towm. The other bridge was so badly damaged by the flood waters that it has been closed to all traf- fie. Walter and Jesse Dawson, brothers, are the victims of the flood. Their home, located near the river bank, was complete- ly covered. A gearching party discovered the bodies on Friday. — County Feod Administrator Charles L. Davidson, of Fayette county, last Friday reported to State officials of the finding of 3,000 pounds of hoarded flour in 12 resi- dences at Keister, a mining town near Uniontown. In one house the raiders found 900 pounds in sacks between the outside wall and a false wall. In another house, 800 pounds were confiscated and in another 600. The flour in sacks had been sewed in a mattress in one place while in another, sacks were placed between the mattress and the bed springs on unused beds. —Captain J. T. Danforth, named to com- mand the company of reserve militia at Warren, has placed twenty-six men on du- ty guarding property, including explo- sives, endangered by floods at Corydon, Warren county, although the company has not beem mustered into State service. The captain reported having armed and pro- visioned the men from local stores and that he had established headquarters in a school house. He was commended by Ad- jutant General Beary for his action and will report to the capitol while the men are on duty.