Benoa dan. Belletonte, Pa., December 22, 1916 ——— BETHLEHEM TOWN. As I was going to Bethlehem town Upon the earth I cast me down All underneath a tree, That whispered in this wise to me: “Oh! I shall stand on Calvary And bear what burthen saveth thee!” As up I fared to Bethlehem town I met a shepherd coming down, And thus he quoth: “A wondrous sight Hath spread before mine eyes this night. | An angel host most fair to see, That sung full sweetly of a tree That shall uplift cn Calvary, What burthen saveth von and me.” And as I gct to Bethlehem town, Lo, wise men came and brought crown, And while the Infant smiling slept, Upon their knees they fell and wept ; But with her Babe upor her knee Naught recked that mother of the Tree That should uplift on Calvary ‘What burthen saveth all and me. the Again I walked in Bethlehem town, And think on Hiw that wears the crown. I may not kiss His feet again, Nor worship Him as I did then; My King hath died upon the tree And hath outpoured on Calvary What blood redeemeth you and me! . Eugene Field. THE MIRACLE OF LITTLE NOEL. Lizette Amboise sat beside the win- dow making lace. The lovely line of her profile caught the light; the clear white of cap and kerchief enriched the olive of her skin. Seen thus from within the room, she was so beautiful that the old eyes of Pierre’s mother brightened as they looked at her. Pierre himself was working in the woolen milis at Lisieux. «Soon after ne went his house had caught fire, and Lizette rushed through the flames, had led his mother out to safety. Since then the old woman had remem- bered only in flashes. So there she sat in Lizette’s cottage, her eyes brightening as they rested on the girl. But all at once they cloud- ed; she had remembered. “If it was as it used to be,” she broke out in a quivering voice, “you might be restored for Pierre’s coming home.” At the words Lizette turned, and the oid woman began to cry. “For him to come back at Christ- mas,” she wailed, “to see that!” The girl looked quickly away. The rich olive of her cheek had faded to a dead pallor; her hands lay idly in her lap. “For him to come back to see that!” She used to rejoice in Pierre’s love of beauty. He was different from the other young men of the vil- lage, who cared more for a woman’s strength than for her face, and who looked always at the earth they tilled and never at the sky. Pierre could be keen ana shrewed as any other Nor- man peasant; buf Lizette knew his dreams, his delight in beauty, the thoughts he hid from his neighbors. Once Lizette had said to him: “Perhaps I can serve you as well making my lace as though I were strong to work in the fields.” And Pierre, his dark eyes glowing, | had answered: “It is not your service I want, my Lizette. I want only to have you near me, to be able to look into your face.” The words had pleased her when he spoke them; now they stabbed her to the heart. And so difi these lines of the letter Pierre had written after he heard from the cure ahout the burn- ing of his house, and how Lizette had saved his mother: “My beautiful, brave Lizette! How shall I wait to see vou! Your face is always before me.” “Mere Bernay,”— Lizette had turn- ed again to the old woman,—“listen to me, Mere Bernay. What did you mean when you said I could be restor- ed for Pierre’s return if it was as it used to be?” “By a miracle of Little Ncel. You weuld make the nine-days’ praver be- fore Christmas mass. Many are the cures were made so at our church in the old days. But that was long ago; they are made no more.” The miracles of Little Noel! Lizette had heard of them ever since she was a child, but they had seemed merely a tradition. Suppose—her eyes wid- ened and she drew her breath in quickly. If the miracles had ceased, it must be because the faith of the people had died. Hac not the cure often be- wailed the worlcliness of the times, the love of pleasure that had replaced piety ? If she had faith, if she praved with her whole heart, it might be that a miracle of Little Noel would be wrought even now for her! Jt was only two weeks before Christmas. Scon she could begin the nine days of special fasting and pray- er; and there was time before that for preparation. Lizette rose, took down her long cloak, bent over Pierre’s mother, kissed her withered cheeks, and then went out into the golden light of the sunset. . been | that she would begin such an . cloth on the morrow. She pulled the hood of her cloak far over her face, and walked rapidly. She saw no one until Mere Fouchard camo ! to her door, calling shrilly to the little Henri. Mere Fouchard stopped shrilling when she saw Lizette. “How the girl keeps the hood over her face!” she said to herself. And then, “Does she think she can hide it thus from Pierre Bernay when he comes back!” She called a greeting, hoping Li- zette would turn; but she was dis- appointed. The girl answered with- out looking around. The church was in the middle of the wood in which the village was built. In Normandy these little villages try to hide themselves among the trees; but the gleam of their white-walled cottages, betrays them. When Lizette reached the church, twilight was gathering, and the branches of the trees wove delicate traceries against a sky of pale ame- thyst and rose. The old stone church, with its square tower, made a picture amid that setting which Lizette was quick to note. Pierre had taught her to see such things. But she noted also, and with a sor- row she had never felt before, the di- lapidated condition of the church. In the days when the miracles of Little Noel made the village famous, it had different. Then, as Lizette knew, not a crumbling bit of mortar had gone untended or a candlestick unpolished. And the women of the village had woven finest cloth for the . altars, and bordered them with lace of making. Lizette resolved altar- their own Now she pushed the door open and looker] shrinkingly about. There was only stillness and peace within, and the Virgin with the Child in her arms. It seemed she was waiting for Lizette. With a little sob, swept by a wave of emotion that laid bare all her heart, the girl went forward and fell on her knees, throwing back the hood from | her head. Her face was now revealed, as though for the pitiful eyes of the Vir- gin to see. On one side it was the beautiful face Pierre Bernay hunger- ed for day and night: on the other it was furrowed across by the crimson scars the fire had made. The starry eyes, ‘must not be frightened; she must vpraised, over- | flowed with tears; the lips quivered in ! their supplications: faith, that a miracle of Little may be wrought upon me! Noel “Grant to me! Have pity | upon me and restore me for Pierre's return!” How often she had pictured that re- turn—the leap of her lover’s eves to! her face, their horrified turning away; for she had begged the cure to write no hint of her disfigurement. would have no pretense, she who had She ! throbbed and glowed under the long caress of Pierre's gaze. If he could | not bear to look upon her, she must | know it. It would be better than find- ing out little by little. as she feared, she would go away. If it should be ! She had a cousin who worked on a! farm in the rich country to the east. | Perhaps she could find the place; it | did not much matter. Suddenly Lizette realized that these thoughts were intruding themselves upon her devotion; that fear and fore- boding were driving out the faith she longed for. She began to pray again, and little by little her heart grew still within her. It was as though a light broke softly and grew; there was no room left for fear. In the church, meantime, the dusk had been gathering. Lizette, when she rose to her feet, could just see the face of the Child. It was in honor of his birthday the cares had been made; for the sake of the little Jesus, who had come to heal the sicknesses and sorrows of the world. For some minutes Lizette stood there. Then she remembered the Mere Bernay, sitting all alone, with the fire dying on the hearth, and she | zette, But the crushing | her, went on toward him. Then She | ping suddenly, ske lifted her hands | hurried away. weight was gone from her heart. have faith. It was faith that would make the miracle possible. So Lizette came to the church after the others, and slipped into a dim cor- ner. Nevertheless, and peered curiously. Among these was Mere Fouchard. Like all the rest, she had heard that Pierre Ber- nay rzturned tomorrow. Lizette scarcely heard the hymns or | the sermon. She sat like one tranced, waiting. Her rosary slipped through her fingers, and her pale lips moved. She tried to think of the words of the prayers, and she tried not to see Pier- re’s eyes as they leaped to her face. Beyond her meeting with Pierre everything was a blank. The mass was over, and Lizette was on her way home. The others had lingered to sing the Christmas carols and to exchange greetings; but Li-' zette had slipped out quickly, and went alone through the fog. She held her cloak tight about her with both hands. At first it had been all she could do not to touch her face, but that temptation had passed. She did not even think of it; she knew she would wait for Pierre’s coming. But the reaction after the long strain had set in. She felt a great weariness; she would have liked to creep away into the wood and cry like a little child. But she stumbled on through the fog, came to the cottage, ; and lay down on her bed. Then it was morning, and the mist was lifting and drifting away. It drifted away in trailing veils, cling- ing to everything it passed. But Li- zette looked at the mist only a few moments; she had to make herself ready for Pierre’s coming. She watched for him from the win- dow where she sat when she made her lace, and the mist rose as though to let her see as far down the road as possible. She could not have said whether she believed herself healed. | There was a sort of blankness in her | head, Yet she knew she was suffer- ing supreme suspense. Now and again the anguish of it pierced through the blankress; but it was only for a mo- ment, or she could not Lave borne it. Then a figure came into sight at the farthest point of the road she ‘could see. She rose instantly; she knew it was Pierre. His tall figure, his eager gait—how often she had seen him coming thus to tke cottage! But now her heart seemed to stop, and she felt she would never get to the door: nev- er put on her cloak, and pull her hood over her head. She held the hood tight about her face as she went. When Pierre saw her coming he stood perfectly still, his head lifted up. It was as though his very long- ing, the piercing delight of her near- ness, had fixed him there. And Li- stop- walked with light steps, and looked up | and threw back the hood from her at the stars, which were beginning to | face. come out in the sky. Every day now Lizette prayed in ' before Lizette’s there came a swim- | i Ah, the leap of Pierre’s eyes! But the church, but nec one who saw her | ming blackness; the earth seemed to pass guessed at what was in her heart. It may be, however, that Pier- re’s mother knew; things that no one ever told her. | rise up and the trees to rush past her. She tried te speak, she tried to see: she knew many | then the deadly struggling ceased. She found herself in Pierre’s arms. Sometimes when Lizette came in with | His eyes were on her face. Their Inve that light on her face the old woman | enveloped her and drew her close— would look at her with eyes which seemed to understand. When the time came for her to make the nine-days’ prayer, Lizette went to her devotions both morning | { closer than ever before. It was like something in which she herself lost herself. She lay still, looking up at him. “Lizette,” he whispered brokenly. and evening, and so absorbed was she | He put his face down against hers, that the fire often died on the hearth, | “My brave, beautiful Lizette!” and Pierre’s mother shivered as she sat beside it. But it was on the last day of her waiting that the girl knelt | | | i Tears sprang to her eyes; an in- credible happiness flooded her being. “It is the miracle of Little Noel,” longest in the little church. When | she whispered. she came again it would be for the midnight mass; she hardly dared to think further than that. The old fear seemed to be hovering near, threaten- ing to seize her. | She sought shelter | from it in her prayers: she even tried ! to forget a certain resolve she had made, lest it argue lack of faith. This resolve was that Pierre’s eyes should be the first to rest upen her after the midnight mass. She would neither look in her glass nor touch her face with her fingers. His eyes, and his alone, should tell her wether the mir- acle had been performed. Pierre had written again, saying that he would come early on Christ- mas morning. In a few hours he would be on his way, walking from Lisieux to a little inn where he slept. But long before dawn he would start again, and be with her soon after the sun was up. She was glad that Mere Bernay lay in bed until late. She wished to watch for Pierre alone. That evening she told the old wom- an that they would eat the reveillon before mass. “You would be too wea- ry if you waited for my return,” she said; but the true reason lay in her resolve that Pierre should be the first to see her face after the midnight mass. The reveillon may be spread either before or after that mass. Lizette brought out the roasted chestnuts soaked in wine and the little cakes. Her heart was suddenly light and gay. She made Mere Bernay put her shoes on the hearth, ready for gifts; then Lizette put out one of her own beside them, and next te that she put the other of the pair for her lover. * The gifts were in readiness; the cottage wore a festive air. Branches of laurel and pine were fastened over the fireplace, and the vessels of cop- per and brass twinkled in the light of the yule log. Pere Fouchard had brought the log in that morning. He was as kind as his wife was shrewish. When the feast was eaten and Pier- re’s mother was in bed, Lizette made herself ready to go to church. With greater care than ever she hid her face in the hood of her cloak; then she lighted her lantern and stepped out into the white mist, which seemed to open to receive her. The frosty road crackled beneath her feet, and the branches of the trees waved ghostly arms on each side. The mist was like a delicate veil, entwining everything. Lizette knew that the little precession of village folk had already passed on its way to the church. She had heard them sing- ing a few minutes before as they went; but she had not wished to join them. . Now that she was on her way, she realized that her gaiety had deserted her, that she felt frightened. But she 6 Pierre paid no heed. He seemed not to care about her meaning; he cared only for her. Raising Yer to her feet, he supported her with his arm. He gazed in her face as though his hunger for it coula never he ap- |. pased; and at last he put one hand beneath her chin and tarned her head gently to one side. “This is the Lizztte I left,” he said —“the Lizette whose beautiful face made me forget her scul. I loved her as a man loves a woman when both are young.” He stopped, and then he turned Li- zette’s face so that his eyes rested upon the side which had been burned. “And this—” He broke off; when he could speak again, his voice had a hushed, exquisite note—“and this,” he said, “is the Lizeite I never knew. It is the wonderful, beautiful soul of Li- zette. When we are old and our bod- ies have changed, still I shall always see your brave, tender, beautiful soul.” But Lizette, with a low ery, had pushed him from her. She put a hand to her face. “The burns!” she gasped. “I feel the burns!” Pierre siezed her hands in his. He drew her to him, kissing the scars again and again. “My Lizette,” he whispered, “I did not know before what iove was—this love of soul and body!” And Lizette, raising her head, clasped her hands together. “It is the miracle of Little Noel,” she said.—By Virginia Yeaman Rem- nitz, in The Century Magazine. semi “GOD REST YE.” God rest ye, merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay, For Jesus Christ, our Saviour, was born on Christmas Day; The dawn rose red on Bethlehem, stars shone thro’ the gray, ‘When Jesus Christ, our Saviour, was horn on Christmas Day. the God rest ye, little children, let nothing you affright, For Jesus Christ, your Savior, this happy night; Along the hills of Galilee the white flocks sleeping lay, When Christ, the Child of Nazareth, was born on Christmas Day. was born God rest ye, all good Christians; upon this blessed morn The Lord of all gocd Christians was of a woman born; Now all your sorrows He doth heal, your sins He takes away, For Jesus Christ, your Saviour, was born on Christmas Day. D. M. Muloch. ——Subseribe for the “Watchman”. several saw her | her knees trembling beneath Why Take A Town Inventory. The Chautauqua Reading Hour. DR. WILLIAM BYRON FORBUSH, Editor. An inventory is the prime requisite to taking up any new busniess sue- cessfully. You would not buy a store or a factory, you would not engage a furnished house, you would not under- take to teach a school or to take over a merical practice, until you knew what was in it, what you were getting for your money. You need to know in what condition your future possession is, or what it needs before it gets into good con:lition, b:fore you go to work. It is possible to get along without it. A civic improvement society ean Sow a grass-piot and put up a sign telling people to get off it, a commer- | cial club may put up a big placard at the railroad station telling strangers ! to come to town and get free building lots and no taxes for factories, a woman’s club can orna: nent the street corners with green boxes to hold lit- ter, and yet none of them may reach deep into the town’s needs or have a ‘job big enough to interest earnest | citizens in keeping up the work. But when you know what you have got and haven’t got, you know just what vou need. It is easy to go around | beating the drums of local pride about | the town’s pet advantages, but’ just { as soon as you have discovered that ; you are ages behind your rival town , of the same size in a matter that is ° | burg has been secured by the Srow | perfectly easy to remedy, that you | are ages behind all decent towns of | your size in a matter that vitally af- { fects public health, you have the chal- | lenge of a task big enough to keep the , whole town busy for a while. What Inventories Have Discovered. Springfield, Illinois, was the home and contains the tomb of Abraham Lincoln. It is a good town, as towns go. It meant weil. It had its civie improvement societies, and it was jog- ging along in a comfortable and on the whole, progressive way. But all of a sudden somebedy decided that it would be a gocd thing to know Springfield better, to plan for better- ment without so much guess-work. So experts were sent for and Spring- field sat down to study itself. The survey of Springfield is very interesting. At one or two places it , became startling. There had been more or less typhoid about. People did not think much of it. Eevery city ‘has a little. Four millions spent by the city for waetr works and sewers, and the water was frequently . domestic use. The inventory showed however, that the mortality from ty- phoid was 52 per 100,000 and had been ‘as high as 80. Some cities had but 20. What was the matter? | Many people were still using wells. | The water of 150 of them was exam- "ined, and all but three were found to | be dangerously polluted. Six thousand wells were found, “the pollution of which was guaranteed by 7060 privy vaults.” The next year after these homes were connected with the city water the mortality from typhoid went down into the twenties, instead of fifties | | and eighties per 100,000. i Saving Babies. We are not so heathenish about blaming the deaths of babies upon ; Providence as we once were, yet we, i have gotten into the habit of expect- , ing that about so many will die any- i way, not realizing that the medical {ideal is that every baby safely born: i ought to live to grow up. In this same Springfield the deaths, the sum- | mer after they cleaned up their milk i supply, from infantile diarrhoea were ' reduced one-third. They saved twen- | ty-seven babies from death. If it had | been your baby you would have been glad. In every town there defect that people like to cover up. | In one town it was their shanties, and | the day they had a great civic celebra- | tion they built a high fence in front of | them—instead of tearing them down. "In another town it was the onen gar- ! bage pails, and they passed an ordi- | nance that they should be kept in the | alleys instead of on the street curb! But there are towns that think it pays to know. They won’t fend off calamity by hiding their heads in the sand. They want the town to be clean, and not merely look clean. An Inventory is Good Business. Surveys have got a klack eye in this country because unscrupulous news- mongers have bruited abroad merely the destructive side. But a town ‘n- ventory is above all things construec- tive. It should reveal many pleasant facts; it should give new material for town advertising. It will set people to work to do what needs to be done, and when they do that the town pros- vers. In Springfield real estate men soon began to advertise their property on its sanitary merits, and “sanita- tion took on a commercial value.” The best way to take a town inven- tory is the cheapest. Even a small town can afford it. The method is not essentially different from the way one would take the inventory of an estate. Appraisers are needed. under the guidance of a chief appraiser who is something of an expert. The citi- zens may he their own appraisers. They may unite cheerfully, for it is not an inquest; pleasantly, for it is not a muck-racking expedition; seri- ously, for they don’t want to lose the facts by being partial or superficial. A good challenge with which to start is this motto: “We want ours to be a 100 per cent. Town; we intend to find how near that it is now.” Ventilators. is some one The question of proper ventilation during the winter months is one which it is quite difficult for many people to solve. It is apparent to almost everybody that the admission of pure air is nec- essary if efficient work is to be per- formed in office and school and if re- freshing sleep is desired by night. The fresh air does not depend upon the temperature and can be supplied by a proper heating and ventilating system. had been examined and always found safe for! com— The opening ¢f windows while it admits the fresh air, often causes drafts which are uncomfortable, not to say injurious. Where a number of people are occupied in a room it is often a cause of subjecting one or two to exposure if the windows are open- ed to secure ventiiation. This can be avoided by an ample supply of warm- ed air. Numerous devices, more or 1235 ex- pensive. have been placed on the mar- ket but are not always satisfactory: The most economical and at the same time probably the most efficient venti- lating device is one made of glass or wood eight or ten inches in height and ' made the width of the sash. This should be placed under the sash with a slant from the bottom to the tor at an angle of 45 degrees, leaving an opening at the top covered with cheese cloth. Ventilators of this sort are so sim- ple that they can be made at small cost anywhere and the covering can | be readily replaced. They are suita- ble for office and school room, living rooms and bed rooms. They permit reasonable ventilation without too | great a loss of heat and prevent that | stuffiness of atmospbere which is dangerous to health and destructive to | real comfort during the winter | months. This device leaves an open- | ing batween the upper and lower sash through which the used air of the room may escape. Centre County Y. W. C. A. Notes. A free traveling library from the State Library Department at Harris- Shoe branch, and placed in “Commu- nity Hall” for the use of the gencral public. Mrs. S. M. Robison is the li- brarian. A physical standard contest, open to all girls and young women of the county will be conducted in January cr February. A banner is to be pre- sented to the club or organization having the highest score. Any Sun- day school class, day school, ete., may compete. Recognition will also be given for the highest individual score. Watch the papers for fuller announce- ments. , Are you learning the poems as they come out, or clipping them for future reference? All who read the bnoks and learn the pcems will receive a national certificate. Get in line. Here is the rest of the poem that was published in part last week: THE HOUSE BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. i 1 know there are brook-giaddened mead- ows ahead, And mountains of wearisome height ; That the road passes cn through tke long | afternoon And stretches away to the night. And still I rejoice when the travellers re- joice And weep with the strangers that moan, Nor live in my house ny the side of the road Like a man who dwells alone. i Let me live in my house by the side of the ; road, ! Where the race of men go by— ' They are good, they are bad, | weak, they are strong, i Wise, foolish,—so am I. Then why should I sit in ! seat, Or hurl the cynie’s ban? Let me live in my house by the side of the road And be a friend to man. —Sam Walter Foss. The “Dolly Dimple” club at Oak Hall is making scrap-books to send to | the hospital for Christmas. | Everybody attend the annual meet- | ing of the Centre county Y. W. C. A., in Bellefonte, Saturday, January 12th. they are the scorner’'s BIRTHS. i Shuey—On November 2nd, to Mr. land Mrs. Willis F. Shuey, of Spring township, a son. : Witmer—On November 8th, to Mr. {and Mrs. Paul S. Witmer, of Spring | township, a son, William Wadsworth Witmer. Weaver—On November 4th, to Mr. and Mrs. Merl Weaver, of Spring township, a daughter. | Zimmerman—On November 18th, to | Mr. and Mrs. Roy Zimmerman, of { Spring township, a son, Carl Frank- | lin Zimmerman. ; | Montgomery—On November 20th, {to Mr. and Mrs. Henry F. Montgom- ery, of Bellefonte, a daughter, Marga- ret Elizabeth Montgomery. Shivery—On November 22nd, to Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Shivery, of Benner township, a daughter. Steele—On September 9th, to Mr. and Mrs. David V. Steele, of Belle- fonte, a son, Harry Wilson Steele. Showers—On November 24th, to Mr. and Mrs. George Showers, of Spring township, a daughter. Clevenstine—On November 24th, to Mr. and Mrs. William Clevenstine, of Spring township, a son, James Clev- enstire. Grove—On November 9th, to Mr. and Mrs. Rey Grove, of Bellefonte, a daughter. Emerick—On November 30th, to Mr. and Mrs. William Emerick, of Bellefonte, a son, Paul Richard Em- erick. Billett—On November 30th, to Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Billett, of Spring township, a son, Miles Hunter Billett. Daley—On December 9th, to Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Daley, of Belle- fonte, a daughter. Opportunities of Special Privilege. From the Altoona Mirror. John D. Archbold started life as an er- rand boy. He saved his money and went in- to the oil business. By aggressiveness, energy and sticktoitiveness he became the most dominant figure in a great in- dustry, next to John D. Rockefeller. His success should prove an inspiration to boys. The opportunities are to be found on every hand. i A —— SEND SIGNALS UNDER WATER Inventors Claim to Have Brought Wonderful Isstrument Almost to Pitch of Perfection. Submarine signaling for the protec. tion of shipping, and other uses of the submarine telegraph oscillator are dis- cussed by Mr. R. F. Blake, an Amer- ican electrical engineer, in the Smith. sonian annual report. The author reports some interesting trials of this electrically operated os- cillator which vibrates under water; both sending and receiving signals, and claims that it has been tested sue- cessfully, transmitting signals over 20 miles, and operating as an underwater telephone for 400 to S00 yards. Among the invaluable uses enumer- ated are signaling in fogs and between submarines; direct communication be- tween commanders of ships within short distance of each other; location of bell buoys; as a means of sounding, and possibly as a means of directing or steering torpedoes by sound. Mr. Blake remarks that the oscilla. tor represents an important step for. ward in the science of navigation, making it possible to surround the coasts with a wall of sound so that no ship can get into dangerous waters without receiving a warning, and eliminating collisions between ships, except through negligence. He asserts that indications point out that it will be of great service in locating icebergs and securing sound- ings from ships running at full speed. Mr. Blake says that for naval pur- poses it provides an auxiliary means of short distance signaling, available at all times, which cannot be shot away, and that it widens the possibil- ities of submarine boats to an extent beyond our presem grasp. HAD LONG LIST OF TROUBLES And Woman Reported Them All to Un. fortunate Listener in the Tele- phone Department. The family had not had their tele. phone very long, says the Southwestern Telephone News, and everyone took a deep and abiding interest in it. On the outside of the directory they had noted the words, “Trouble, call No. 4217.” It had been a hard morning and ev- erything had gone wrong. Finally the lady of the house in desperation turned to her trusty telephone and called 4217. “This is the trouble department,” an- swered the operator sweetly. “Is this where you report your trou- bles?” asked the lady. “Yes, ma'am.” “Well, I only want to report that our cat got drowned in the cistern this morning. the baby is cutting a new tooth, the cook left without warning ; we are out of sugar and starch; the stovepipe fell down; the milkman left only a pint instead of a quart today ; the bread won't raise; my oldest child — is coming cown with the measles; the plumbing in the cellar leaks; we have only enough coal to last through to- morrow ; the paint gave out when I got only half over the dining room floor; the mainspring of the clock is broken; my three sisters-in-law are coming to visit tomorrow ; the man has not called for the garbage for two weeks; our dog has the mange; the looking glass fell off the wall a while ago and broke to pieces; and I think that my husband is taking considerable notice of a wid- ow lately that lives next door. That's all today, but if anything happens later I'll call you up and tell you about it.” Freighter Unloads Quickly. About midsummer the Italian cargo boat Milazzo, undoubtedly the largest freighter on the seas, completed its maiden voyage from Naples to New York. The vessel is of special inter- est because of its remarkable unload- ing facilities, which enable its 14,000- ton cargo to be discharged within for- ty-eight hours. It is particularly de- signed for the transportation of grain and coal, but because of current condi- tions is now carrying a general cargo. The ship is 512 feet in length, 65.9 feet across the beam and when loaded dis- places 20,040 tons. Its single screw is turned by a 4,000-horse power quadru- ple expansion engine. The ship's un- loading equipment is its most wonder- ful feature according to Popular Me- chanics Magazine. Take Cut-Worms in Traps. California farmers have discovered that cut-worms which so ravage their beets and other vegetables are hatched from eggs laid by a moth which flies at night and like all moths is attract- ed by light. A special trap has been devised for its eradication. The trap includes an electric light supported on a platform. Beneath the light is a pan of oil into which the moths fall after dashing up against the light. As many as 7,000 of these moths have been caught in such a trap in a single night. Most of them were egg-carry- ing females, so their destruction mate- rially checks the increase of the cut- worm, Caught in the Act. At the chamber of ccmmerce the other day was sportsman’s day and the chairman for the cccasion bragged of the surpassing truthfulness of Spo- kane sportsmen. “There,” he said, pointing to an enormous fish labeled as captured in Spokane river, “is ocular evidence that Spokane fishermen don’t lie about their catches. The angler who caught that fish will stand up and be introduced to the audience.” At once a baker's dozen of Spokane sportsmen leaped to their feet, while the true hero sat still and silent— Spokane Spokesman-Review. ud