Belletonte, Pa., December 15, 1916 sas THE SECRET OF THE TREE. A tall fir whispered in the wood, “I'd tell a secret if I could.” Then all the dry leaves on the ground Whisked up and down and al’ around To see ifthey the news might hear And spread it quickly far and near. But the tall tree answered not the call, It bowed politely, that was all, And flung its tassels to the breeze And looked the wisest of all trees. But when I came beneath the tree It whispered, “Yes, I'll tell it thee.” Then, ag I rushed in eager haste And threw my arms about its waist, I held my breath that I might hear— “My child, I'm coming soon to be Your very own dear Christmas tree.” Centre County Y. W. C. A. Notes. Begin to plan now to come to the An- nual Meeting of the County Association to be held in Bellefonte on the second Saturday in January. This is an open meeting and a large attendance from all over the county is desired. Miss Hawes of Philadelphia will deliver the address and other things will be announced later. Save the day. The State College High School Club held a most intetesting Recognition Ser- vice for New Members, using the candle ceremony. On Saturday, the second of December, several girls from the Wahun Annung Common Weal Club, the True Blue Com- mon Weal Club, and the Happiness Brigade (from Oak Hall, Dale Summit, and Center Furnace) came into State College and enjoyed some especially fine records on the Victrola. They also visit- ‘ed the Home Economics laboratories at the College, and were entertained by Miss Lovejoy, Dean of the Department and vice-president of the County Board ofthe Y. W. C. A. Helen Gould Shepard gives to any member of the Young Women’s Chris- tian Association who will learn and re- cite certain selected Bible passages, a beautiful Bible with the winner's name 12 gold on the cover, and Mrs. Shepard’s autograph on the first page. Each year « silver cup goes to the county having the most members who have won the Bible. Last year Greene County, Ohio, won the cup, haying eighty-nine girls who had won Bibles. The poem for this week is a good one ‘to begin to learn for Christmas. Part of it is here given. THE HOUSE BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. There are hermit souls that live withdrawn In the place of their self-content; ‘There are souls like stars, that dwell apart, In a fellowless firmament; * There are pioneer souls that blaze their paths Where highways never ran, But let me live in a house by the side of the road And be a friend to man. Let me live in a house by the side of the road Where the race of men go by The men who are good and the men who are bad, As good and as bad as I. I would not sit in the scorner’s seat Or hurl the cvnic’s ban, ‘Let me live in a house by the side of the road And be a friend to man. 1 see from my house by the side of the road, By the side of the highway of life, - ‘The men who press with the ardor of hope, The men who are faint with the strife, But I turn not away from ther smiles nor their tears, Both parts of an infinite plan Let me live in a house by the side of the road And be a friend to man. Sam Walter Foss. Health Notes. Dog fanciers have long noted that when a house-dog begins to get fat and wheezy it is pretty apt to be attacked by -a stubborn skin disease. In such a case they cut down the diet and increase the open air exercise, thus relieving the -over-burdened body of poisonous sub- stances. The sin of gluttony is common and therefore much condoned, but like every other violation of Nature's laws has a penalty. Fat inefficiency, sluggish men- tality, the reddened uose, the pimpled face, certain of chronic skin eruptions, and much fatigue and nervousness are due to the abuse of the digestive appa- ratus. Rich, indigestible foods in large quantities. highly seasoned to stimulate the jaded palate, are’ forced into a body already rebellious from repletion. Exer- cise is largely limited to walking to and from the table and bodily deterioration proceeds rapidly. Many an overfed dys- peptic, suddenly dragged by the stern hand of circumstance from a life of physical ease and plenty and forced to work out of doors suddenly discovers that his semi-invalidism has gone, that a chronic skin derangement of many years standing has disappeared and that a new vigor and zest of life has been given him. Not everyone can spend his whole time in the open air but a certain amount of exercise and plain wholesome food in an amount not exceeding the body’s needs can be had by almost everyone. Simple moderate diet and exercise make for health. These are not faddish food theories; they are just plain common sense. SS —————————— Alfalfa as a Poultry Feed. Alfalfa is one of the best sources of green tood for poultry-growing chickens and laying hens alike. Many farmers in Pennsylvania practice feeding ground or short cut alfalfa to their poultry in a dry form in combina- tion with other ground feeds. A dry mash ration of 100 lbs. corn meal, 100 Ibs. middlings, 50 Ibs. bran, 50 lbs. beef scrap, and 20 Ibs. alfalfa, has, according to H, C. Krandel, in charge of poultry extension at the Pennsylvania State Coi- lege, proved very satisfactory. Some farmers feed alfalfa through the entire year for succulence or green food. In winter, bundles of alfalfa are steamed or soaked in hot water until it compares very favorably to fresh cut alfalfa, Others have found it advisable to feed alfalfa in winter by throwing it into the runs and allowing the birds to eat the leaves. : According to the U. S, Department of Agriculture, the nitrogenous material | in alfalfa is just what is needed by grow- ing birds and is a good aid to egg produc- tion. The chemical analysis of alfalfa is practically the same as that of bran, ex- cept that it has a higher per cent of pro- tein than bran. It is a little harder to di- gest but it is important in the poultry ra- tion for the purpose of furnishing protein | and giving variety and bulk to the ration. Simple Christmas Candies. With the approach of the Holiday sea- made Christmas candies. Simple, inex- pensive formulas for candies render the making of wholesome confectionery for | Christmas stockings and boxes. Miss Pearl MacDonald, in charge of home economics extension at the Penn- sylvania State College, suggests the fol- lowing recipes: Gum Drops.—2 cups sugar mn 3 cup boiling water; 1 lemon; 1 orange; 4 tablespoons or 1 package of Knox gelatin soaked in % cup cold water. When syrup boils, add the soaked gelatine. Boil 20 minutes. A few minutes before taking from the fire, add the juice of one lemon, the juice and rind of one orange. Strain and set away in a very lightly buttered pan to harden. Several hours will be re- quired for the candy to become firm. When set, cut into squares and roll in granulated sugar. These squares may be dipped in chocolate. Do not be discour- aged when trying to handle. Cream Fondant.— Three cups sugar; 3 tablespoons Karo syrup; one cup cream. Boil slowly until a soft ball can be made when mixture is dropped in cold water. Cool and stir. Add chopped nuts. When fairly stiff, the stiffly beaten white of one egg may be added. THIS BEETLE FOND OF FIRE Remarkable Australian Insect That May Be Called a Rival of the Salamander. ‘ The remarkable power of withstand: ing heat possessed by certain lizards, which gave rise to the legend of the salamander—a creature said actually to live in fire—is not confined to the reptile family. Professor Thomson has recently given particulars of a race of Australian beetles which seem, to a large extent, to be fireproof. “It is said,” he writes, according to an exchange, “that when a bush fire is raging certain Buprestid beetles are attracted from a distance, perhaps by the scent, and fly straight into the fire. alighting and running about on the hot, steaming branches, and sometimes even over the parts that are glowing red, yet without injury. “Mr. H. M. Giles speaks of it as ‘one of the most agile species known to me, and as alert and active as an eagle.’ It is probable that the larvae feed on the half burnt roots of the shrubs, The remarkable habit is paral leled among a number of ‘fire bug’ beetles which lay their eggs in burnt timber, probably thus insuring, as Pro- fessor Poulton suggests, ‘some chem: ical or physical advantage in the larval food." ” All Luxuries Barred. War has caused some of the Euro. pean countries, notably France and Italy, to frown on the importation of luxuries. Italy has just come for ward with a drastic decree which pro- hibits, among other articles, the im portation of the following: Mineral waters, sparkling wines, cognac, and other sweetened or perfumed spirits; confectionery and biscuit; manufac tured tobacco; perfumery and scent ed or glycerin soap; lace and tulle; woolen carpets; furniture and frames; wallpaper; illustrated postcards; kid gloves; manufactured gold and silver; jewelry and precious stones; automo- biles; mirrors, common bottles, and manufactures of glass and crystal in general ; household ornaments; manu factures of ivory, amber, mother-of- pearl, and tortoise shell; women’s trimmed hats, feathers, and artificial flowers; valises ; toys, imitation jewel ry, fans, and musical instrurhents. Ice Cream Cones Often Unsafe. One of the delights of children is the cone of cakelike mixture for hold- ing a small quantity of cream. Ii may seem tiresome always to bring a laboratory analysis to bear on what we eat, but chemical test has shown that as food ice cream cones rank about zero, since they contain noth: ing but the cheapest starch, flavored with glucose and baked; but more particularly since the cones are fre- quently exposed in dirty boxes and often used to decorate the window of an ice cream ‘“saloon.” In seme places there is a law against this, and the cones must be kept on the coun- ter in a sanitary container. It is cer- tainly more than doubtful policy to allow a child to eat cones, bought any- where he may happen to care to spend a penny, for it is impossible to make products which are pure and whole- | some at this price. Typewritten Postage Stamps. Have you any typewritten postage stamps among your collection? “Long Island,” the island off the coast of Asia Minor which was taken from the Turks in the spring of this year, has issued typewritten stamps,” remarks the London Chronicle. “Each stamp is edged with dots—colons down the sides and horizontal lines of periods top and bottom. Within the frame thus formed is the inscription ‘G. R, IL, Long Island Postage Revenue,’ and the value of the stamp. The stamps also bear the name of the administra- tor in red ink or indelible pencil. Long Island’ is not the first British posses- sion to issue such stamps. The claim- where 21 years ago Rev. E. Millar of the Church Missionary society issued typewritten stamps at Mengo.” A ————— ——They are all good enough, but the WATCHMAN is always the best. son come inquiries for recipes for home- ! ant for this distinction is Uganda, | | RULER OF MECCA AT HOME Typical Oriental Luxury Marks the Great Audience Hall of the Grand Sherif. In an article in the vernacular jour- nal, Al Nirsad of Cairo, Egypt, Aly Loutfy tells of a visit that he paid to Mecca some years ago. “The Sherif Hussein Pasha, Emir of Mecca,” he writes, “is a man sixty- two years old, of medium build, white complexion, with large and bright eyes and a short gray beard. A white tur- ban covers his head, and he is clothed in silk garments after the style of the Ulemas of Egypt. He is well versed In history, geography, geometry, arith- metic and astronomy, and is regarded as an authority by the Ulemas of Mecca, Medina and Taif on the Shaira laws. “The sherif sits in a large hall, the floor of which Is covered with the finest carpets, and all around are chairs upholstered in white satin. Next to the entrance is a large chair on a platform raised two feet from the floor. A punkah of white silk is sus- pended from the ceiling. To the right of the hall is a room in which a mili- tary officer sits, whose duty it is to have the sherif’s orders executed by the guard in an adjoining room. To the left of the hall is the private bu- reau of the sherif, “It was at eight o'clock at night that I was admitted to the bureau of his highness. I found him sitting before an oak desk of magnificent workman- ship, on which were carved in Persian characters several verses of the Koran. “The sherif spoke bitterly of the misrule of the Young Turks, and con- for the day when Arabia will be able to throw off the yoke of these traitors. ” DOMESTIC ART THEIR STUDY Newly Founded School in Chicago Provides Instruction for Both Mistress and Maid. A school of domestic art and science where cooks may go to learn their Job of cooking before taking the job; Where housemaids may learn to lay these different courses is small com- pared with that paid by employers who must furnish the cost of their ig- norant servants’ experience or the an- guish and mortification required of the woman who undertakes the compli- cated duties of marriage unprepared. The school occupies an entire floor in a building in the very heart of Chi- cago and runs a lunchroom in connec- tion with the school, where food cooked by the pupils is served to the public and where prospective employ- ers may test the skill of their future cooks and maids. Not the least of the benefits of this arrangement is the recognition of the personal element which figures so largely in the inti- mate relations of domestic service. Most women can tell as soon as they meet whether they are going to get along together, and it is nearly ap- proaching an ideal condition when, without compromise, mistress and maid may each observe the other un- der normal circumstances. Solomon Proved Financier. Mr. MaclIsaacs takes the greatest pride and pleasure in his garden, where grow all kinds of fruit and vegetables. On the birthday of Solomon, his only son, MacIsaacs thought to give the lad a treat. “Solly, my boy,” he said, with a kindly smile, “you vos haf my perrhis- sion to ask all your leetle frients into der garden, and dey can take any- dings except der strawberries.” In an hour or two the garden seemed to be overflowing with small boys, and MacIsaacs took a stroll through the wandering gangs. Almost at once he came across a lad whose hands were full of the prized strawberries and whose face bore sus- pictous stains. “My tear boy,” remonstrated Mac- [saacs, “you must nod dake der straw- berries.” “Vy not?” retorted the lad prompt. ly. “I haf paid my penny.” —— TL Chicory. When, in olden times, sailing vessels used earth for ballast, lots of weeds and plants traveled from one country to another as stowaways. That's the way chicory came to America, after seeing Europe first. You have heard of chicory. Its seed formerly was largely used as an adul- terant of coffee, and it was in so great demand that it also was adul- terated with roasted wheat or barley. Nowadays it is barred by pure food laws, but some say that its presence improves the flavor of coffee. Chicory grows profusely in the east- ern States, never far from the haunts of man. It keeps regular hours, awak- ening at five in the morning and re- tiring at 10 a. m. During its morning “at home” it is visited by the elite of the insects, for its blue flower is most attractive to them. Realism on the Stage. The Author—Well, how did you like my play? The Critic—Oh, it was very nice. The Author—Didn’t you think the church scene realistic? The Critic—Intensely so. Why, a ‘great many of us actually went to sleep while it was on. cluded by saying, ‘I am only waiting | DeW Processes evolved are in actual ' i i 1 | | | | | | | | ‘houses are not uncommon, but a wom- 1 IMPORTANT AID TO INDUSTRY Much Good Work Done Through In- dustrial Fellowship in Edueca- tional Institutinns. The industrial fellowship of Dr. Robert Kennedy Duncan, initiated at the University of Kansas in 1907, was adopted some years later at the Uni: versity of Pittsburgh, where it has de- veloped into the Mellon Institute of In- Gustrial Research, which now has a new building and special equipment costing nearly $350,000. The fellow- ship is a kind of partnership, in which, for the study of some prob- lem, an industrial concern places s given fund or endowment against the services of a scientific specialist, ard the research carried out both pro- motes American industry and aids the investigator. At Pittsburgh the first | fellowship was founded through a | grant from a baking company desiring to improve its product. In the five years following the establishing of the first fellowship, 47 distinct interests have endowed about 105 one-year fel- lowships, contributing for the investi- gations $30,400, and expending in ad- dition more than $300,000 for con- structing experimental plants, besides awarding $21,300 in bonuses to fel- lows successful in solving problems submitted. The university itself ex- pended about $175,000, besides the in- vestment in the new research station. About seven out of ten of the problems assigned have been worked out to the satisfaction of the donors of endow- ment; many fellowships have been re- newed; 25 patients have been granted to holders of the fellowships, while as many more are pending, and about 20 operation on a commercial scale. TAX ON WAGE EARNERS DUE Many English Workers May Escape the income Assessment Re- cently Levied. Our civil service correspondent writes, according to the London Tele- | graph: “The first quarterly income tax as- Sessment gn wage earners is now due, ' the period according to the finance act’ tables and clean silver and make | of 1915, under which the rate was im- | beds; where girls intending to be mar- | Posed, having commenced on April 1, ; ried may acquire the principles of this year. Only those earning wages | housewifery, home nursing and the | above £130 sterling ($650) a year are | care of small children is something of ! liable. It is estimated that about 900,- an innovation. The prices charged for | 000 workers will come under survey, but after the usual abatements and reliefs are given a large proportion of | those will be exempt, and it is as yet impossible to say hrw many will be- come actually liable to the tax, or what amount may be expected to be received. “When the abatement of £120 and the relief in respect of children (£25 each) and the deductions for life in-! surance are taken into account, it is believed that the actual number of | wage earners who will pay income tax | will turn out much smaller than is | popularly supposed, unless the high | wages due to the war may upset pre- | vious estimates. The tax may be paid ! by weekly installments by means of | post office stamps where the amount | of tax for any quarter exceeds six | shillings. This is a concession which | will greatly facilitate payment, and : no doubt will be largely availed of.” ; " Mammy Wasn’t Educated in Law. “Mammy” Washington seemed very ill at ease in court. She admitted to the judge that it was her first time on “poleeceman ground.” Considerable difficulty was experienced in making her answer questions. She would ga just so far and then stop, all afluster The judge hit upon a scheme. “There is no need for you to be ex. cited, Mrs. Washington,” he said, with a smile. “I'm just a judge and{you are just you.” At last the old negress found her tongue. “Dat’s jes’ hit, suh,” she cried, ex- plosively, “I is me, but yo’ isn’t you, in dem specs, and wid dat crokay mallet in yo’ han’. Ef yo’ could fix hit fer tg talk dis over in a kitchen, I'd be all right, jedge!”—Case and Comment, Record of Peruvian Invention. According to a report made by the ministerio de fomento to the Peruvian congress in August, 1915, the number of trade marks registered for the year 1914-15 was 286, as against 406 for the year 1913-14. Notwithstanding this decrease, the number of marks emanating from the United States in- creased not less than 50 per cent. The number of patents granted during the year was 95, a record number, as against 51 for the preceding year. More than 40 per cent of these were for im- brovements invented in the United States. mii nett a Has Woman Bank Cashier. Wall street has a woman cashier! Woman cashiers in stores and business an cashier in a Wall street bank es tablishes a precedent, because women have been believed to be uneducated in the ways of high finance. The new cashier is employed by the Bank of Cuba in New York, and her name is Lillian Jones. Miss Jones has come up from the ranks, having been a stenographer. Economic Phenomena. “Look at the difference made by the high cost of living,” exclaimed the agitated citizen. “I can’t see as much difference as you do,” replied the man who refuses to worry. “It seems to me that I knew of just as many people going broke when living was less expensive as I do now.” ‘ fluids on water against enemy posi- | days. . vested ali of his money, $10,000, in i by joint treaty between Great Britain, SOLDIERS DO SOME THINKING | Men in the Trenches Have Devised Numerous New Implements of Offense and Defense. The patent office of the French gov- ernment has received many applica- tions for papers covering the rights on various inventions of French soldiers at the front. Taking the hint from the enemy’s infernal maghines, and evolving ideas for offense and defense from their daily contact with the foe, the poilus have offered some interesting models for use in warfare. “The Moving Trench” is what a soldier in the Champagne sector calls his model of an armored barrier on rollers, adaptable only for level ground —in which the defenders push for- ward the bulwark toward the enemy's trenches, thus saving themselves from exposure to machine gun fire, Another has perfected a model of an “armored wheelbarrow,” which con- sists of a carriage on one wheel, of the general shape of a barrow, with its sides extended up quite high and pro- tected by steel plates. In the V-shaped apex a machine gun is placed. The contrivance may be propelled by a strong soldier or by a small engine. i “Showers of fire” provide for the re- lease of numerous small balloons filled with explosive gases, which burst auto-. matically by time fuses. They are so | weighted that they do not rise more than ten feet above the surface of the ground. . Another idea was evidently a result of a perusal of “Michael Strogoff,” by Jules Verne, as it employs the princi- ple of floating explosive and volatile tions and then igniting them. HARD FATE OF “SILVER SHIP” Romantic Craft Once Owned by Stevenson Is Now Humble Hali- but Fisherman. The Silver Ship has come upon evil Once a rich man’s expensive toy, later the yacht that carried Rob- ert Louis Stevenson to his last home at Vailima in the south seas, with her wings clipped and an ill-smelling gas engine doing the work her sails once did, the schooner Casco is employed in the north Pacific ocean bringing home cargoes of fish. The Silver Ship, the picturesque nickname given the schooner by the natives of Fakarava when Stevenson sailed to their country, served some years as the private yacht of a San Francisco millionaire. In 1888 Ste- venson was induced by failing health to try a desperate venture. He in- the charter of the Casco with the in- tention of spending a few months cruising in the south seas and writing a book of travels. The journey ended when the author chose his Samoan home at Vailima, where he died six years later. After the Stevenson voyage the Casco joined the notorious seal poach- ing fleet that used to sail in the early nineties out of Victoria, British Co- lumbia. Her wonderful speed under sail many times served in good stead at this hazardous game, When pelagic sealing finally ended sapan and the United States the Casco lay idle until four years ago, when she was bought cheap, to be turned into a fisherman. —————————————— Tests of Patriotism. Two million of boys, averaging but nineteen years of age, went into the og war to save the Union.® And if you had asked them what the Union was few could have given a better an- swer than that it was the thing they were fighting for, an idea not to be expressed in words symbolized by a few stripes and stars. Has there ever beem a time when we did not stand the test? The time when the American spirit came near- est to falling was 150 years ago when New York would not join in signing the Declaration of Independence and Rhode Island refused for so long to ratify the Constitution. And when I read New York or Rhode Island pa- pers criticizing some of our western states for lacking spirit because they are not yet convinced that we need military training for our boys, I just turn back to the old school history and ask a few disagreable questions about the past.—Franklin K. Lane, Secretary of the Interior. py In Mid-Victorian Days. Trollope, the English novelist of mid-Victorian days, was neither critic nor commentator. He pointed no mor- al as he wrote. One is scarcely curi- ous to inquire whether he himself per- ceived a moral. He saw the dim shadow of social transformations without a wish to hasten or retard them. He sketched the life about him, an inchoate con- temporary scene. We turn back to his books with the mingled amusement and respect which 8 good son may feel as he turns the pages of his father’s diary. We gather as we read the unearned increment which comes to truth from time, Excessive Neutrality. Some are born neutral, others achieve neutrality, and still others have it thrust upon them. The Englishman born in Roumania, who arrived in New York with a Gerinan wife on a Span- ish ship and took out naturalization pa- pers from Uncle Sam, declined to be interviewed on the war on the ground of neutrality for all three reasons. PASTURES IN SOUTH AMERICA Large Unoccupied Area on That Conti- nent Affords Field for Cattle Raising. “Beef prices will never fall to the level that obtained a few years ago, but with the increased production of cattle the world over, there ought not to be any material advance over the present prices,” remarked F. A. Smith of Chicago. “Breeding lands of the world except in Latin America have So narrowed through the encroache ment of agriculture that the world’s consumption of meats, constantly in- creasing, has passed the supply. The lands of wheat production—Canada and Siberia—are too cold for cattle breeding and the unoccupied ranges of Australia and South Africa receive too little rainfall to make them good cattle ranches, so that they are likely to be called upon for increased pro- duction on a large scale only after South America’s well-watered pastures are filled. “No larger extent of such pastures with climate suitable for cattle has ever existed than the immense regions of southern Brazil, eastern Bolivia, Paraguay and northern Argentina, which now is the only large unoccupied region eminently adapted for cattle breeding. Argentina and Uruguay are well occupied with cattle ranches, ex- cepting northern Argentina, so the de- : velopment of cattle breeding and the substitutes for ranches taken for agri- cultural purposes, must be in the greater part of the area I have men- tioned. “Many American cattle breeders have had to go out of business because of the rise in the price of their land and to these the South American pas- tures offer a profitable field for invest- ment.” tie RECORD YEAR IS PROMISED Mineral Output and Prices in This Country for 1916 Are More Than Ordinarily Satisfactory. Judging and estimating from its first six months, the year 1916 will be the greatest year in mining this country ever experienced. Good prices and an active demand for mineral products have spurred mine operators. Reports from throughout the coun- try show that soft coal, copper, iron, lead and zinc are being mined in larger quantities than last year. Gold production probably will show a de- crease, but silver mines are working to capacity. Shipments of iron ore from Lake Su. perior points for the first five months of the year exceeded by more than 80 per cent last year’s shipments for the same period. Higher prices and heavy derfiands are stimulating the produc- tion of manganese as never before. It is predicted that 1916 “will doubtless be the most profitable year in the history of copper production to the present time, and possibly for years to come.” It is asserted that profits of the producing companies have been large, and, as much of the output is sold several months ahead of delivery, the prosperity of the in- dustry is well assured for the remain- der of the year. Under the influence of large de- mands and resultant high prices the production of copper during the last six months has exceeded that of any equal period in the history of the in- dustry. Priees of copper have aver- aged more than 26 cents a pound dur- ing the first six months of this Year, the highest in recent years. eee EE Overworking the Czar. To the true Scot there is no place like his land and no people like his People. Not that he doesn’t get away from both as soon as he can. But the pride is still there. When the Royal Scot Greys were honored by having the czar appointed as their honorary colonel, an officer in the regiment told the news to his serv- ant. “Donald,” he said, “the czar of Rus- sia has been appointed colenel of our regiment.” “Indeed, sir, an’ is that s0%” ex- claimed Donald. “It's a verra fine thing far him.” Then a puzzled ex- pression stole over his face, and he scratched his head thoughtfully. “Beg par-rdon, sir,” he added, “but wull he be able to keep baith jobs?” ei mestiaersans. Cookery Curiosities. Old English cookery was astonish- ingly lavish. Yorkshire cooks, for in- stance, seemed to fling about dozens of eggs and pints ef cream. A favorite pie to send to one’s friend at Christ- mas was made like this: Take a tur- key and bone it; take a goose and bone it, and so on with a chicken, a pheasant, a partridge, a pigeon, and a lark; then put the lark in the pigeon, the pigeon in the partridge, the par- tridge in the pheasant, the pheasant in the chicken, the chicken in the goose, and the goose in the turkey. The turkey should then be placed in a dish with a couple of hares to fill up the crevices, and six pounds of fresh butter, covered and cooked. The recipe said this was “an agreeable pie to eat cold.” — Real Burglar Alarm. Mrs. Willis—So you aren’t afraid of burglars? No doubt Your husband has a revolver. Mrs. Gillis—Yes; but I am so afraid of firearms that I have hidden it. Mrs. Willis—Then what protection would you have in case of a robbery? Mrs. Gillis—My dear, the way that man will roar at me when he can’t find that gun will scare any burglar out of his wits!