Belletonte, Pa., February 11, 1916. THE LITTLE WOMAN. One of the Little Women, she came up to Heav- en’s gate; And seeing the throng was pressing, she sighed that she fain would wait. “For I was not great or noble,” she said, “I was poor and plain;”’ And should I go boldly forward, I know it would be in vain.” She sat near the shining portal, and looked at the surging crowd Of them that were kings, and princes, of them that were rich and proud; And sudden she trembled greatly, for one with a brow like flame Came to her, and hailed her gladly, and spoke to her her hame: “Come, enter the jeweled gateway,” he said “for the prize is thine; The work that in life you rendered was work that was fair and fine; So, come, while the rest stand waiting, and enter in here and now— A crown of the life eternal is waiting to press thy brow.” Then trembled the Little Woman, and cried: “It may not be I! Here wait they that wrought with greatness, so how may I pass them by? I carved me no wondrous statues, I painted no wondrous things. 1 spoke no tremendous sayings that rang in the ears of kings. “I toiled in my little cottage, Ispun and I baked and swept; Isewed and I patched and mended—oh, lowly the house I kept! I sang to my little children, I led them in worthy ways, And so I might not grow famour, I knew nought but care-bound days. “‘So was it by night and morning, so was it by week and year; 1 worked with my weary fingers through days that were bright or dregr: And I have grown old and wrinkled, and I have grown gray and bent; I ask not for chants of glory, now that I have found content.” “‘Arise!” cried the waiting angel, “Come first of the ones that wait, For you are the voices singing, for you do we ope the gate; So great has been thy labor, so great shall be thy reward!” Then he gave the Little Woman the glory of the Lord. —Chicago Evening Post. THE MAN AT WASHINGTON. A STORY OF THE WAR. “Tell us a story, Uncle Timothy.” Old Timothy wasn’t really our uncle, but we boys in Old Middleton called him uncle. “Lord! ha'n’t ye boys got y’r fill 0’ sto- ries yet? D’you ’spose I ¢’'n think up a story for ye every day?” “Tell us a story about the war,” we said. A gleam shot into the gray eyes. Old Timothy liked to talk about his soldier days. “We was pretty scared those first days,” he said, with a reminiscent grin; “pretty scared—some of us. The fellers that turned out t’ be the bravest in the long run was ’bout the most scared of any of us, I guess. I wan’t as scared as some,” he added, hastily, lest we should think he boasted unduly, “but I was pretty scared. Cap’n Tucker was scareder than I was; an’ Cap'n Tucker was the bravest soldier Old Middleton sent to the war. ‘Tim,’ says he to me, pale as a sheet the mornin’ Bull Run was fought—‘Tim, I'm goin’ home. 1 won’t stay here t’ be shot. *Tain’t right—an’ Sunday too!’ “He stayed, though—Ilong’s the rest of us; which wa'n’t long 'nough to brag about.” The old eyes twinkled. “So ye want a story ’bout the war? Well, mebbe I ¢'n tell ye one. ‘Tain’t much of a story’s I know of, an’ ’tain’t reely ’bout the war, nuther.” He was silent so long we began to think he had forgotten he was to tell a story. His jaws worked very slowly dur- ing the pause, but finally spatting out his tobacco cud, he said: “D’jer ever read hist’ry, boys? Ef ye have, ye prob’bly ‘ve read ’bout Bull Run. As I said be- fore, a good many of us got consid’rably scared that Sunday, an’ Washin’ton look- ed good to us. ’Long pretty early Mon- day mornin’ some of us crossed Long Bridge into the city. It hadn’t been what you'd call a reel orderly retreat, an’ when we got into the capital we didn’t all keep together quite’s ye might expect an army would. In fact, we was consid’rably scattered. I did’t know jest where the rest of my company was, an’ Ithought I might’s well look round a bit before huntin’ ’em up. I hadn’t ever been in Washinton, ’cept t’ jest march through, an’ I'd al’ayvs wanted to see the Capitol an’ White House, an’ some of the other show places. Isaid to myself, Ef I don’t see ’em now, mebbe I never’ll get to see ’em, for like’s not the rebs ’ll be here ina few days an’ burn the hull blame town.’ “I'd been down to take a look at the Washin’ton Monument—’twas only a little stub of a monument then, though it looked pretty sizable to me—an’ was cuttin’ back ’cross lots, when I saw a feller walkin’ ’long kind o’ dejected like, an’ not payin’ tention to anything. He an’ I was the only persons round there, an’ I looked him over pretty sharp ‘cause he was kind o’ queer-lookin,” an’ kind o’ queer-actin’ too, it seemed t° me. He was ’bout the lankiest feller I'd ever set eyes on, an’ kind o’ teetered as he walked, the way some old backwoods fellers does. He had on some black clo’es that didn’t fit him any better ’n mine do me, which ain’t sayin’ much. “I didn’t realize till I got up near what a powerful tall man he was. He was taller n’ Cap'n Tucker, an’ Tucker's six feet three in his stockin’s. “I saw him lookin’ at me, but he didn’t see me. thinkin’ mighty deep bout somethin’ an’ was lookin’ in on what he was thinkin’ ‘bout, ’stead o’ out at what was goin’ on round him. But after a minit he seem- ed t’ kind o’ wake up. ‘Are you a sol- dier?’ he asked, lookin’ at my clo’es. I thought he. was jest inquis'tive an’ s’spposed he was prob’bly some feller in visitin’ the capital—a minister, like’s not, jedgin’ by his clo’es an’ his kind o’ sober, absorbed look. “Ye know, boys, when I left Old Mid- dleton for the war I was pretty proud o’ being a soldier. Some o' the fellers that hed al’ays acted 's ef they thought they was better’n the restof us hadn't 'nlisted; What I mean is, he was busy | d an’ we fellers c’'u’d hold our heads up higher ’'n they c’'u’d those days. Well, that mornin’ I wasn’t feelin’ quite so proud, but when he spoke I cherked up an’ answered kind o’ lofty, ‘Yes, I'm a soldier.’ “ ‘On leave of absence?’ he asked, his voice sort 0’ quiet. “ ‘Well—temp'rary leave.” 1 said. Ef he was a minister, I didn’t know’s he had any right to know what kind o’ leave I was on. “ ‘I reckon,’ he said, with what 'u’d ’a’ been a little chuckle ef his eyes hadn’t been so powerful solemn—1I ‘ reck- on you was in the battle yesterday, an’ got y'’r leave the same way some the oth- er men did. Got it from the enemy, didn’t you?’ “I clu’d see from his look, even ef he didn’t smile, xcept underneath, an’ even “I tell ye, boys, he put up a mighty i pow’rful argument in defense o’ minis- i ters, an’ I b’gan t’ feel a good ’eal asham- ed of myself for what I'd said. But I : hed t’ kind 0’ face it out, not bein’ one ; t’ back water in a hurry, so I said—an’ honest, boys, I felt ‘shamed myself when : I was sayin’ it—I said: ‘Well, I don’t , see’s you stayed home, 'r 'nlisted, either .one.” I've always had a sharp tongue, | boys, an’ I've always hated myself when- : ever I've used it. But seem’s though the devil getsinto me sometimes, an’ I have to say things that I know are downright mean an’ contempt’ble.. He didn’t get ; mad, but just answered ’ith a sort o’ ' quiet dignity, ‘You mustn't jedge by ; ’pearances.’ : “The way he said it made me see that . somehow I'd jumped t’ the wrong con- ‘ clusion, though jest how I c’'u’dn’t make ef he was a minister, that he c’'u’dtake a | out. Ef he wasn’t a minister, tourin’ joke, so I answered, ‘Well, yes, the rebs did give me p’rmission to leave—temp- rarily.’ “I hope,” he said, lookin’ solemner than any one c’u’d imagine ’thout seein’ him—‘[ hope it’s only temp’rary. You are goin’ back to y’r company ain’t you?’ * “You bet Iam,’ I said, ‘soon’s ’nough of ’em gets together again t’ callit a company.’ “‘Well,” he said, serious, back of his queer smile, ‘the sooner you an’ some the others get back, the sooner there’ll be a company f’r you to get back to. I wouldn’t loaf too long b’fore goin’ back, ef I was you.’ “Then he asked, ‘Was it pretty bad up front yesterday?’ I never seen a man liven up so, when I b’gan t’ tell ’bout it. | “ I guess,’ I said, ‘you'd thought ’twas pretty bad ef you'd been there. How'd you like t’ stand up an’ let a hundred ’r thousan’ men shoot at you?’ “He shook his head, but didn’t say nothin.” His sayin’ he wouldn't loaf too long ef he was me had riled me some, an’ made me a little peppery. Ministers had made me kind o’ mad. They'd talk- ed a hull lot bout the other feller’s duty —how he oughter ’nlist an’ all that, but I hadn’t seen many of ’em ’nlistin’ them- selves; so I says, ‘Guess you wouldn't liked it any better 'n we did. An’I guess ef you'd been there, you’d ’a’ run as fast as any us—faster, ’ith those long legs o’ yourn!’ “‘Yes,’ he said, kind 0’ slow, an’ medi- tatin,’” ‘I might ’a’ run; I don’t know. I don’t b’lieve I sh’d stayed there alone an’ fought ’em single-handed, Thats what I’d had t’ done ef Id been there an’ hadn’t run, ain’t it?’ “That seemed ¢’ be sort o’ castin’ re- flections on the army —leastwise the part that was at Btll Run, so I didn’t answer d’rect. ’'Stead I said, a leetle tes- ty, ‘It's easy ’nough fr you fellers ’at wan’t in it to laugh at us who was.’ “‘I wasn’t laughin’, he says, quiet an’ perfectly honest; ‘I feel much more like cryin’ about it.’ “ “You're a preacher, ain’t ye?’ I asked. “He looked at me kind o’ queer. ‘Why, mebbe I have preached some,’ he said, a 20d, ‘’Tain’t anything to be ’sham- ed of.’ “‘No,’ I said, still thinkin’ ’bout some those ministers back home, ‘preachin’ ain’t nothin’ to’ be ‘shamed of; but ef I was a minister, an’ my country needed me t’ fight for it, I b’lieve when the Pres’dent called for volunteers I sh’d ‘nlist, ’stead o’ stayin’ back home an’ tellin’ the other fellers ‘twas their duty to ’nlist.’ “F’r minit he seemed t’ be thinkin,’ deep like, an’ then he said: ‘I like the patriotic sentiment in y’r speech, sir,’— in his kind o’ melancholy manner was a dignity that b’gan to impress me more 'n’ more—I like that; but I don’t like y’r implied slur on ministers. I don’t say ’tain’t natural you sh’d feel that way. But ef you was to think it over a little, | I'm sure you'd see it in a’ different light. Now, I don’t b’lieve ministers are any bigger cowards than merchants ’r nie- chanics 'r any other men. Some min- isters I've met was as brave as any men I've ever known. As a class I don’t b’lieve they’d be any more ’fraid o’ get- ting shot than any other class. An’, d’you know, ’twould take considerable courage for a brave minister—I mean a physically brave one who wa’n’t afraid o’ bein’ shot —to stay away from the war an’ keep tellin’ other men they oughter go. Ministers ain’t fools, an’ they'd know how you an’ other volunteer men ‘wd be talkin’ about ’em. So I say ’tw’u’d take a pretty high order o’ courage f'r a physically brave man t’ stay home under those conditions. But s’pose his con- science told him t’ stay. S’pose he was eager to go t’ the front as any one, but duty held him back. S’pose he knew there was wives an’ sweethearts left at home w’u’d need all the strength an’ comfort religion c'u’d give ’em in their loneliness, an’ in their dread—their awful dread for the dear ones in the field. Don’t you s’pose wives an’ sweethearts back home—mebbe you've got a wife ’r sweetheart y’rselfi—don’t you s’pose they lie awake in the awful blackness of night, ’ith eyes wet, thinkin’ of the hus- band ’r lover hundreds of miles from home, hungry, ’r cold, ’r mebbe sick, in strange camps? Don’t you s’pose, when day comes after sleepless nights, those wimmen folks need all the strength and comfort religion can give ’em? An’ don’t you s’pose the ministers—brave, right- minded ministers—know it? “‘An,” my friend’—there was tears 'in the big man’s eyes—‘some who was wives yesterday are widows today, some who had lovers yesterday are loverless today; an’ the number of widows, an’ of maidens made loverless, will grow an’ grow. For I realize today, as never before, that this is goin’ to be a dreadful war, an’ much blood—very much blood—will be shed before it is ended.” His voice sort o’ broke, an’ he stopped t’ blow his nose. “‘Don’t you see, my friend,” he went on, ‘that some the worst sufferin’ in the hull war is bound to be back in the homes the soldiers left, ’mong the wim- men an’ children—poor little children? An’ don’t you s’pose the ministers have foreseen it all, an’ know the teachin’s o’ the Great Comforter ’Il be needed back in those stricken homes? An’ who's to give these bereaved an’ sorrowin’ ones the solace of religion, ef the ministers leave an’ go to the front? What 'u’d you o, brave man as I've no doubt you are, ef you was a minister, an’ saw y’r duty as I've pointed it out? W’u’dn’t you be brave enough to see t’ be a coward in the eyes of the thoughtless, an’ stick there at y’r post where duty pointed? ‘Course you would. Any man brave 'nough t’ volunteer, as you did, would. “‘Then again’—his voice changed a little—‘don’t you see he serves his coun- try well ef he induces men to ’nlist that otherwise wouldn't? S’pose he gets ten men to ’nlist that w'u’dn’t hev ’nlisted unless he'd made ’em see ’twas their duty to. Hasn't he sent ten substitutes, as 'twere, an’ ain't he fightin’ with the strength of ten men?’ i round seein’ the sights, what was he? | ‘Ye don’t b’long to the army, do ye?’ I asked. “‘Well,” he said, ‘I can’t say ’sI do, an’ then he stopped as ef somethin’ new’d occurred to him, an’ ’ith a kind o’ whimsical, shaddery smile he added: ‘Why, yes I do, too. I'd most forgotten when I answered. Yes, I b’long t’ the { army—an’ the navy, both.’ | “Well, boys, that stumped me! How he c’'v’d b’long t’ the army an’ navy both | was more’n I c’u’d see.’ But after thinkin’ ' a minit, I concluded he might ’a’ ’inlisted i as a minister,an’ didn’t know yet whether | he’d be signed t’ duty on the land ’'r on the water. ‘You must be a chaplain, I ; guess,’ I said. | “°*No,” he said, quiet as ever; ‘when I i told you I'd preached some, I prob’bly | gave you a wrong 'impression. I'm not , a minister. I'm a lawyer—or was till lately. A man don’t have t’ be a min- ister t' preach, you know. I reckon there’s more preachin’ done outside the pulpits than in. “ ‘An’ now, my friend,’ he said, ‘ef I was you, I'd go back to my company as fast as my legs c’'u’d carry me. Soldiers i ll be needed from now on, all we can get of ’em. There's a long, hard war ahead of us, an’ every man must do his duty, an’ not shirk. We've got to save this ; Union, an’ we've got to fight to save it. | We've got to fight hard, for there are men down there’—pointin’ off ’cross the i P’tomac—‘who are goin’ to fight hard to | destroy it. We mustn’t let ’em; first for j our own:Sakes, o’ course, but also for theirs. Preservin’ it meansas much to | them as to us in the long run; an’ some { day they’ll see it. They can’t now; we c’'w’dn’t in their places, perhaps. But some day they will; an’ in their hearts, j or mebbe in their children’s hearts, they'll | thank us for preservin’ it. For this gov- ‘ernment of the people by the people | means as much to them as to us; an’ ef | it perish, their liberties perish as surely i as ours. An’so, my friend, go back to the army an’ do y’r duty, an’ pray for . me that Almighty God’ll give me the ; wisdom an’ the strength t' do mine!’ i “He took my hand in his great big fist, | an’ shut it warm an’ hard, an’, boys, I tell ye, I never felt solemner, n’r more like wantin’ to be good an’ do what was right an’ brave, than I did then, with those melancholy, kind eyes lookin’ down into mine. “I gulped, an’ told him I was goin’ back t’ my company ’s fast as ever I c’u’d, an’ he smiled an’ said, ‘That’s right!’ “Then off he walked, teeterin’ a little, up towards the White House.” “Who was the man, Uncle Timothy?” we asked. “Who was he?” The gray old eyes dreamed deeply. “I dun’ no,” for certain, { who he was; but I know who I think it was—an’ you oughter know.”—By James Raymond Perry, in Harper's Weekly. A Valentine Grab Bag. A grab bag suitable for a valentine party, instead of being made in the ! usual pillow case style, should resemble i a postman’s bag, indeed, one may be bor- { rowed for the occasion, from some coun- i try friend who is accustomed to sen? to | the post office for his mail. i Instead of suspending this from the doorway and hitting at it blindfolded | with a stick, have it carried by a boy, dressed in postman attire, or as Cupid. Let the guests form a big circle around the postman and turning first one way, then the other, stop at a ‘signal from the postman. When the music stops the person who is directly opposite the point of Cupid's arrow, or the postman’s stick, is handed a key and permitted to unlock the bag and reach in for a prize. These may be all sorts of cheap trin- kets, valentines, crackers to pull, joking verses and cheap jewelry. When the drawing is finished and the packages opened the music starts again and the chain continues until the next signal. Oldest Valentine. At no time since Charles, Duc d’Or- leans, in 1415, wrote the earliest known poetic valentine (it is now in the British Museum) have valentines been so free from objectionable features as they are today. The hideous so-called comics of some years since have been frowned out of existence; fortunately, humanity has cultivated a more subtle sense of humor. Even the erstwhile favored postcard has found a strong rival in the cards (some show four pages) with envelepes. Some of these new cards fold, too, and form an envelope without any addition. Many of these show additional attractions, such as wedding rings, cigars, spoons and other articles either directly connected with Cupid’s little game or played upon in some more or less relative fashion. Now, as for greeting sent in an envelope, one finds it comic or sentimental, ex- pressive of any degree of affection, though naturally on this day of days it is likely to breathe of really, truly love. First Steam Press. On Nov. 29, 1814, a newspaper for the first time was printed by steam. Although the application of steam pow- er to printing machinery had been successfully experimented with some years previously, the hostility of the working printers rendered it unadvis- able for the masters to introduce such a startling innovation into their print. ing houses. Toward the end of 1814, however, the growing circulation of the Times made a change of some kind necessary, and in the face of fierce op- position the second John Walter set up a steam printing press. So on the morning of Nov. 20 the leading article of the Times announced to its readers that they held in their hands that day a copy of the first newspaper to be printed by steam.—London Answers. BULBS. IN A BOWL. An Easy Way to Cultivate Miniature Floating Gardens. A novel way of growing bulbs, such as crocuses. has been tried with good success. After securing the bulbs the next thing is to get one or two rather large corks. Through these holes are bored and the bulbs fitted into the openings in such a way that the under side, from which the roots spring, is _nedr the lower part of the cork. Now obtain a large shallow bowl and fill this with pure water. Float the corks, with the bulbs in place, on the surface and set the whole thing aside in a rather shady position for two ox three weeks. At the end of this time it will be noticed that the roots are growing down into the water; thence- forward a place in a sunny window should be selected. The upper shoots of the bulbs will start to grow rapidly, and at this time it is a good plan to arrange a little moss to hide the upper surface of the corks, or, if preferred, however. grass or some other seed. such as cress, may be sown to provide a green covering. There is nothing to do but to keep the bowl well supplied with water and change this now and again. Iinally the flowers emerge. and then the effect is extremely pretty. The bulbs may be planted in this way any time up to early January. though naturally the sooner they are started the earlier they will bloom.—S. Leonard Bastin in St. Nicholas. VICTORIA’S LETTERS. Royal Secrets That Are Stored Away In Buckingham Palace. “We may wonder if the world will ever be allowed to see the private cor- respondence amassed by the late Queen Victoria,” says a writer. It is stored away in a strong room built into the walle of Buckingham palace, and the queen shared her confidence with no one. So long as she was physically able to do so she opened and closed the safe herself and arranged its contents. When she was too feeble to do this she employed an old and trusted secretary. but even he had to work under the royal eye. He was never allowed to keep the keys nor to read the letters that he handled. Queen Victoria was always a volumi- nous letter writer, and she was in con- stant communication with most of the royalties in Europe. Every domestic secret and privacy of royalty during half a century is said to be represented by the contents of this wonderful safe. and it is easy to believe that the mod: ern historian would find his hands full if he were permitted to browse among these letters. x But probably he will have to wait a few hundred years, and then his pop- ular audience will be a languid one. It is one of the ironies of life that we can never have a thing when we want it.— Pittsburgh Press. A Royal Snake Slaughterer. The “secretary bird” is one of the most precious birds in South Africa. It is royal game, and any person de- stroying one is liable to a fine of £50. Majestic looking birds, they stand about three feet high and generally go in pairs. They are of drab color, with black, feathery legs, and are valued for their propensity for killing snakes. Where the secretary bird is seen there are sure to be many reptiles about. The bird beats down its adversary first with one wing and then with the other, at the same time trampling on it with its feet until the snake is suffi- ciently stunned to catch it by the head with its claws. Then the bird rises far up in the air and drops its victim to the ground to be killed. By this means thousands of venomous reptiles are de- stroyéd.—London Scraps. Silver Sword of Hawaii. One of the most curious plants in the world and one of the greatest in- terest to all botanists is the silver sword. This exceedingly rare plant. with its magnificent silver spines and nandsome crest, may still be found in profusion in the upper part of Kaupo gap, the southern outlet of the vast extinct crater of Haleakala, on the island of Maui. It flowers from July to October and occurs hardly any- where else in the world. Even stranger Js the variety known as the green sword, which occurs only in Haleakala crater and is unknown to exist else- where.—Honolulu Star Bulletin. Prince Henry the Navigator. The kingdom of Portugal counted in its royal house one of the men who hold first rank in scientific attainment and practical application. He was the son of John I. of Portugal and Queen Philippa, whe “was an English princess. He spent hiz life in sending out ships on voyages of discovery, and it was through this Prince Henry, called ‘the Navigator,” that Columbus got his idea of seeking for a new land across the sea. Carrots. Carrots were first introduced into England by Flemish gardeners in the time of Elizabeth, and in the reign of James I. they were still so uncommon that ladies wore bunches of them on their hats and on their sleeves instead of feathers. Much Entertained. Said Cholly—I have just been look- Ing over a volume of revised statutes. Quoth Algy—Well? Cholly—I had no idea there were so many interesting ways of breaking the law.—Louisville Courier-Journal. The lessons of life are lost if they do not impress us with the necessity of making ample allowances for the im. mature conclusions of others. NTO THE WHIP IN RIFLE BARRELS It Is Caused by the Pressure of Mod ern High Power Powder. | The use of high power powder in My fles has given rise to a phenomenon | which did not exist in black powder: days. This is known as “whip” and is | due to the pressure and vibration set! up by the powder. It is constant with | given loads and is always in the same | direction. i Sights are aligned by the manufac | turer to compensate for this whip in| proportion to the powder charge used In firing auxiliary cartridges it will of | ten be found that the rifle shoots off center. As a matter of fact the bullet from the auxiliary is traveling in a true line with the bore. and it is the: sights that are wrong. The lighter: charge of the auxiliary does not pro. | duce the usual whip. with the result that the line in prolongation of the bore of the rifle along which the bullet travels is not the line given by the! alignment of the sights. Two other rifle terms that must not be confused are upsettage and keyhol ing. Keyholing is the tendency of the bullet to turn over in flight, while up settage is the slight shortening of the! major axis of the bullet due to the: force of the charge. It was peculiar tc! black powder fired behind lead bullets and does not exist to any appreciable extent in metal jacketed bullets with smokeless powder. In the latter case the charge burns more slowly and the jacket stiffens the bullet against the sudden blow from behind.—Outing. i ORIGIN OF THE PERISCOPE The Reflecting Spyglass Used at the Siege of Sebastopol. | Speaking of the origin of the peri. | scope, the following extract from the' writings of the well known inventor of , “Pepper’s Ghost” gives the credit tc, the clerical profession. Pepper wrote! soon after the Crimean war: “During the siege of Sebastopol num: | bers of our best artillerymen were con- | tinually picked off by the enemy’s rifles as well as by cannon shot, and in order to put a stop to the foolhardiness and incautiousness of the men, a very in| genious contrivance was invented by the Rev. William Taylor, the coadju ! tor of Mr. Denison in constructing the! first ‘Big Ben’ bell. It was called the reflecting spyglass, and by its simple | construction rendered the exposure of | the sailors and soldiers who would look | over the parapet or other parts of the works to observe the effect of their shots perfectly unnecessary, while an- other form was constructed for the purpose of allowing the gunner to ‘lay or aim his gun in safety. “The instruments were shown tc) Lord Panmure, who was so convinced of the importance of the invention that he immediately commissioned the Rev. William Taylor to have a number of these telescopes constructed, and it the siege had not terminated just af the time the invention was to have been used no doubt a great saving of the valuable lives of the skilled artil lerymen would have been effected.”— London Express. ! | i i Gam’s Dry Humor. ‘When the gallant Welsh captain, Da vid Gam, was sent forward by Henry} V. to reconnoiter the French army be fore the battle of Agincourt he founc that the enemy outnumbered the Eng lish by about five to one. His report to the king is historic: “There are enough to be killed enough to be taken prisoners anc enough to run away.” This quaint forecast of the result 01 the battle ai once spread through the camp, and doubtless every yeoman archer of the valiant company felt ar inch taller. We know that it was al most literally justified by the event Poor Gam’s dry humor was equaleC by his courage. He was killed while in the act of saving the life of his prince.—London Standard. Distilled Water. Distilled water after having been ex posed to the air is one of the most sa lubrious of drinks. Its daily use ir measured quantities is helpful in cases of dyspepsia and greatly assists the general functions of the body. Every large steamer carries a water distilling apparatus by which sea water is made fresh. In the days before steamers primitive distilling apparatus was usec on warships and vessels carrying pas- sengers. Well Fitted. “Yes, grandma; I am to be married next month.” “But, my dear,” said grandma ear- nestly, “you are very young. Do you feel that you are fitted for married life?” “] am being fitted now, grandma," explained the prospective bride sweet ly. “Seven gowns!”’—Kansas City Jour- nal. ‘ More Than the Average. Mrs. Wayup—How much sleep do | need, doctor? Doctor—Well, the aver age person needs about seven hours. Mrs. Wayup—Then I shall take about fourteen. I consider I am much above the average.—Judge. A Plain Heroine. “This is refresaing. The author says his heroine isn’t beautiful.” “It will be refreshing to see the pic tures of the heroine come up to the print.”’—Louiaville Courier-Journal. \ Many Sided Woman. Man thinks he is going to solve ths mystery kmewn as woman after he i» married. ».nd then the plot thickens —Toledo Rade. It is bad to work loiteringly; it is worse to loiter instead of beginning tc work at all. CURIOUS ORIGIN OF A LAW. It Was Passed In England on Account of Peter Thellusson’s Will. The Thellusson law, once enacted by the British government, was a law to regulate the disposition of property by will and to prevent the excessive accumulation of estates. It bad a cu- rious origin. On the 27th of July, 1797, one Peter | Thellusson, an English merchant of French birth, died in London, leaving a certain sum to his widow and chil- dren and the remainder of his property, then amounting to several hundred thousand dollars, to trustees to ac- cumulate during the lives of his chil- dren. grandchildren and great-grand- children living at dhe time of his death and the survivors of them. The ac- cumulation would have been enormous. The will was contested, but was held valid. In order. however, to prevent such a disposition of property in the | future. parliament passed what was ' called the Thellusson act, or accumula- , tions act, regulating and limiting be- quests in such a way as to make great accumulations impossible. When Peter Thellusson’s last sur- viving grandson died, in 1856, a ques- tion arose as to whether the eldest male descendant or the male descend- ant of the eldest son should inherit the property, and this question was de- cided on appeal by the house of lords in June, 1859. The Thellusson will and the legislation growing out of it were a subject of much discussion by law- yers.—Pittsburgh Press. EPIGRAMS BY PRESIDENTS. Not Many Deathless Sentences Have Been Handed Down to Us. How very few things which any of our presidents said can anybody recall offhand! Washington's most frequently quoted phrase is, “In time of peace prepare for war.” John Adams talked all day and wrote diaries all night, but perhaps ‘Inde- pendence forever’—his toast for the very Fourth of July on which he died— is more widely known than any other one thought. “Few die and none resign,” heads Jefferson’s list of deathless sentences, although parts of the Declaration of Independence are known to millions. The doctrine keeps Monroe's name forever to the front, but his state pa- pers, speeches and letters, like those of Madison. John Quincy Adams, Mec- Kinley, Taft and many other men long and honorably in public life, are devoid of handles—nothing to take ' hold of. Rutherford B. Hayes gave us one very fine thought, “He serves his party best who serves the country best.” Jackson was forever saying “By the eternal!” but what else? “With malice toward none” and *“‘a government of the people,” etc., are Lincoln’s master strokes. However, his letters and papers are full of unique thoughts and would afford a present day cartoonist enormous opportunities. —Philadelphia Ledger. Preparation of Parchment. Parchment is the skin of sheep or other animals prepared in sheets tec render them fit for being written upon. The heavier parchment, used for drum- heads, is made from the skins of asses. older calves, wolves and goats. All these are similarly prepared. The skin, being freed from the hair, is placed in a liwe pit to cleanse it from fat. The peit is then stretched upon a frame. care being taken that the surface is free from wrinkles. The flesh is pared off with a circular knife, after which it is moistened and whiting spread over it. Then the workman, with a large pumice stone, rubs the skin. He next goes over it with an iron instrument and rubs it carefully with pumice stone without chalk. Finally the skin is gradually dried, tightening being occa- sionally required. To Lengthen Life of Necktie. A good many people who are users of four-in-hand ties are more or less both- | ered by the tie’s becoming useless after it has been worn a few times. Take the wide end of the tie with seam up and lay it flat upon a table. Then thrust in the finger and seize the lining. Take the silk cover in the other hand and pull it over the lining, about half of its length. A hot iron is then run over the lining to straighten it out. —Popular Science Monthly. Home Grown Oats Best. The Maine agricultural experizaent station has by its wide studies of in- heritance in oats proved the idea cur- rent among farmers that foreign grown seed is better than home grown to have little basis. As the Journal of Hered- ity notes, a variety frequeutly behaves much better after it has been acclima- tized for a year or two. Steam Power. The power of steam was known to the ancients, a mechanical contrivance in which it was used being noted by Hero of Alexandria about 130 B. C, but nothing came of it, and it was not till the seventeenth century that is power was agaia recognized. A Dead One. “He is a dead one” is not slang. It occurs in Longfellow’s “Spanish Stu- dent.” The clown Chispa says, “I have a father, too, but he is a dead one.” Much Harder. “There is ncthing harder than get- ting out of a kad habit.” “Yes, there is—getting into a good one.”—Boston Transcript. Our duty is to be useful, not accord- ing to our desires, but according to our powers.—Amiel.