"BY P. GRAY MEEK. A INK SLINGS. —The oyster is in the soup again and | there is real pig in the sausage all be- cause September is here. —And the women are to wear fur- belows during the fall and winter. They will wear fur above, as well, because everything is to be trimmed with fur. —Just eighteen more days of the race between the Fords and the Buick. And it must be acknowledged that the Fords can get furthest on the same quantity of gas. : —Many a car load of automobilists was stuck in that slough west of Zion on Sun- day, when, really, its occupants might have had far less discomfort had they been in church or Sunday school. —Really the campaign for primary preference is disappointing. Can’t some- body start something? This thing of purifying politics is all right, but there certainly ought to be some ginger left in it. —Germany hat come to her senses. She has seen the submarine question through Uncle Sam’s glasses. Wash. ington is happy. The Germans are hap- py and ROOSEVELT and the rest of the jingoes are madder than ever. —There are a great many customs that have changed within recent years. Nowadays you rarely hear of a brass band serenading a newspaper office, whereas it used to be that a band’s parade was never complete until it had played one or two tunes for the editor and one or two more for the “puff.” —MTr. BRYAN has just delivered him- self of this announcement: “The work which I have mapped out for my re- maining years does not include the oc- cupying of any political positions.” It is a safe bet to wager that his work does include the prevention of some others from occupying any political position. —PrisciLLA still persists in hiding her identity. The muse gave her another little tickle iast week with the result that we were able to produce another of her teasing. jingles. This is such a fickle world, however, that we must admonish our unknown but pet poetess that she will have to keep going, else others might forget her. We never will. —OR0ZCO, one of the HUERTA generals in Mexico and the hero of many hard fought battles, has been shot to death by Mexican cow boys who caught him steal- ing horses. Here might be the solution of all the Mexican troubles. Most of the Generals down there are of the Orozco stripe and if they were out of the way peace would come to the country sO" why not set out decoy horses all over Mexico and do a little “watchful wait- ing” within rifle shot of them. —IRA BURKET, of Stormstown, disturb- ed the placidity of the political pond at the eleventh hour by jumping in after the Republican nomination for Prothono- tary. They say that the water got up WILLARD HALL'’S nose, into his eyes and ears and, altogether, he wasn’t able to do much but splutter for about twenty- four hours. It was a mean trick when WILLARD was having such a nice time all by himself in the pond and, you know, he isn’t a very strong swimmer and that big IRA BURKET makes some waves when he jumps in. —A trio of bums has been loafing about Bellefonte for two weeks or more and it is our opinion that itis time for the police to give them their passports and inform them that Bellefonte is at war with the bums. Gradually the old order of things when they were ordered out of town immediately upon arrival is being changed. For what reason we know not. Certainly there can’t be a good one for it and the WATCHMAN voices the sentiments of many people when it urges our police department to clear the town of such indigent characters and keep it cleared. —A few days ago a prospective Belle- fonte father was called to the hospital in order that he might be near when the stork arrived. It was about 5p. m. when he received the summons and upon ar- rival at the institution was assigned to the anxious bench in the waiting room on the first floor. An hour or so later the night nurses reported for duty. Shortly after that the stork came flying in with the dearest little boy. Of course none of the night nurses knew that the father was waiting to have a look at his offspring, so he was left to do his share toward rubbing the polish off of that old anxious bench. They did, however, call up his home and inform the friends there of the happy advent. About two hours later one of the nurses accidentally dis- covered a “strange man,” who was acting “kind of suspicious like,” down in the waiting room. An investigation soon re- vealed the fact he really had business there and after explanations. were made he was informed that the stork had left him a fine son some two hours or more before that. He had every right to be mad and probably forgot to ask any more questions so he flew to the tele- phone where he informed his good mother-in-law of the arrival of another boy. The lady, having heard that a boy had arrived two hours before, must have been almost overcome for she exclaimed: “Twins! You don’t mean it!” STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. Vor. 60. BELLEFONTE, PA.. SEPTEMBER 3, 1915. NO. 35. Secretary Garrison was = Right. Secretary of War GARRISON was emi- | nently right in publicly rebuking General | LeoNARD WooD for the unpatriotic and | untruthful speech made by THEODORE : ROOSEVELT at the Plattsburg training ' camp last week. Of course General WooD didn’t. know exactly what ROOSEVELT would say when he invited him to speak. Probably ROOSEVELT didn’t know what | he would say when he ascended the. plat- | form. No ome can predict what will come out of a crazy brain when it gets: into motion. But General WooD knew that ROOSEVELT would proclaim militar- | ism. It may safely be said that because | he knew that ROOSEVELT was invited to speak. Anybody else would have known, ! moreover, that ROOSEVELT would traduce | the President. | We have no objection to the training camps which General Woob .has pro-! jected. They may serve an admirable | purpose if held strictly to educational | lines. But General WooD has perverted that one held at Plattsburg into a propa. ganda of militarism. His own speech of a few days previous to the ROOSEVELT | eruption was in that line and nearly all | the other speeches made tended in the | same direction. In so far as the culti- | vation of that spirit runs against the | policies of the administration at Wash- ington, it is objectionable, if not actually treasonable. In the present frame of the public mind it is intolerable and if Sec- retary GARRISON had ordered General Woob to return to his headquarters on Governor's Island, New York, he would have been within reason. When ROOSEVELT was President he prohibited cabinent officers from com: municating official information to the | public and censured General MILES be- cause he complained of one of the absurd orders which came from the President through the office of the Secretary of War. Yet before he became President | he was constantly violating rules and offending propriety by asserting his indi- vidual views. Since he was refused “the third cup of coffee” he has gone from bad to worse in this direction and made of himself a perpetual nuisance. He is obsessed with’ “himself ‘and’ {imagines t that | his. opinions are desired by ‘everybody | upon every subject whereas his views are less potent than those of a child. ——From the number of wet days we have had and the amount of rain that has fallen since Mary came back across the mountain there is room for grave suspicion of her having gone on another trip and using a leaky water wagon to make it. : Proper Military * Preparations. That provision should be made for in- creasing the strength and efficiency of the army and navy is made. imperative by recent events. Probably the war cloud which has been discernible in the eastern sky since the sinking of the! Lusitania may blow away and leave us in the enjoyment of peace. But at present it is sufficiently menacing to admonish us to preparation and therefore the steps which have been taken by the adminis- tration at Washington will meet with practically universal popular approval. The plans of the Secretary of War and the Secretary of the Navy and approved by the President are sufficiently :onserv- ative tr challenge admiration and radic- al enough to serve the purpose in mind. It is proposed to increased the army to 200,000 men and the navy by the addi- tion of four or five battleships of the dreadnaught type and as many cruisers, destroyers and submarines as will make | a well-balanced floating force. Special attention will be given to improving the efficiency of the National Guard of the several States and increasing that import- ant defensive element by introducing all the modern devices and equipments. This will guarantee ‘the maximum of strength and efficiency ‘at a minimum of expense and, in so far as possible, avoid the evil of militarism. At least it will hold in check that spirit which leads to war of conquest and restrains the im- pulse to “hunt trouble.” Probably even this conservative in- crease of the army and navy may not be needed for after the close of the present war in Europe there will be little inclina- tion to foment trouble in any direction. But it is as well to make some prepara- tion for emergencies, however remote, and the present administration may be depended upon to go as far as necessary and to do well whatever it undertakes. Meantime the activities of the President, Secretary of War and Secretary of the Navy should silence the military propa- ganda of which Major General LEONARD Woop appears to be the head and Con- gressman GARDNER, of Massachusetts,the tail. At least something better ought to be found for General WoobD to do. ——Have your Job Work done here. An Interesting Write-up of Happenings at Harrisburg. HARRISBURG, Pa, Septanioer. 1st, 1915. Cavern BRUMBAUGH has shown scant respect for the intelligence of the people of Pennsylvania in his mix-up with the Philadelphia bosses in the Mayor- alty matter. In the first place the contractor bosses had an irreconcilable fight . on concerning the spoils of the municipal administration. Each wanted the lion’s share of the contracts and all knew that unless there was agreement among them both sets would lose to an aroused public conscience as happened four years ago. The VARESs felt that they had strength to win the nomination. But a nomination headed toward certain defeat is a mighty poor asset. : The MCcNICHOL contingent was in even a worse plight. All it could possibly do was beg for harmony and plead for compromis¢. Four years ago things were different and instead of offering the VARES peace platitudes they threw harpoons. After the primary battle attempts to reconcile failed. The VARES gladly accepted the proffered olive branch but their followers were obdurate. That experience | taught both sides that while the leaders are satisfied the followers must be fooled. In other words the compromise on a MCNICHOL candidate must be made appear ‘like a VARE victory to give it any value. Accordingly Governor BRUMBAUGH was brought into the conspiracy. Proba- bly it wasn’t hard to entice him for his ambition is colossal and his conscience infinitesmal. He appointed the McNICHOL candidate to an important State office and publicly announced that the VARES were responsible for the favor. There was a double purpose in this. It made the VARE followers imagine a servile PEN- ROSE adherent had been bought or stolen and could be depended upon to serve his new masters with the fidelity he had previously shown for the old. Then it was hoped that the BRUMBAUGH endorsement would invest him with character to deceive the reputable voters. If the conspiracy had ended there it would have been scurvy enough. But it didn’t. BRUMBAUGH denied that he had any part in a frame up to fasten boss control on the city and that accusing him of such an outrage was absurd. Subse- quent events have proved, however, not only that he was a party to one of the most corrupt political deals ever perpetrated, but that he is absolutely indifferent to his reputation for veracity. 1 As was predicted in this letter two weeks ago BILL VARE has withdrawn from the contest for the Mayoralty and Tom SMITH has become the candidate. BRUM- BAUGH’S reward for the perfidy which made this possible is the promise of the PENROSE machine to present his name for the Presidential nomination. It is a poor recompense for a great sacrifice for BRUMBAUGH might have made himself a creditable figure in the history of Pennsylvania. He came into the limelight under. auspicious conditions. But an abnormal and absurd ambition has made a monkey of him as it most always does with its victims. There are only $4,088,009.36 in the State Treasury at this blessed moment and some of the officials on the Hill are beginning to worry. During the month of August the receipts were $1,800,270.98 and the disbursements $2,258,978.54. At that rate the salary list is good for several months even if the collections should stop altogether for a time and such a calamity is ‘mot likely to happen. But jokes aside Pennsylvania is spending too much money. ‘The late Senator ALDRICH said on an occasion that he could administer the affairs ¢ of the United States govern- ‘ment at- a saving of $300,000,000 annually: The government ‘6f * Pennsylvania *' could be cheapened in the same ratio without impairment of efficiency. If you have any unused or inactive State charters concealed about your per- . son, get busy. The Attorney General has issued an order to vacate charters of four corporations created to furnish gas or electricity in Monroe and Northampton counties. Moreover he has declared that hereafter it will be the policy of the Department in every instance and it may safely be said that the policy will meet with public approval. Unused charters are a positive evil. They keep out of the | industrial life of the community in which they happen to be active capital and ' energetic men and nothing could be more harmful. ‘The information from Pittsburgh that the followers of Senator OLIVER have invited former State Senator BILL FLINN to become their leader in future political fights caused more amusement among politicians here than surprise. It has been apparent for some time that there is a political convulsion impending in that old town. The retirement of Senator OLIVER from official life was the first indication of an upheaval and the almost immediately following appointment of former Mayor MAGEE to the board of Public Utility Commissioners, confirmed it. But nobody imagined that a FLINN-OLIVER alliance was possible, though there is no obvious reason against it. Both leaders are influenced by selfish considerations and in the absence of principle anything may turn up. ‘The new workingmen’s compensation bureau, scheduled to begin business on the first 6f next year, has secured a home, a capacious and luxurious suite having been leased in the Masonic temple. It is less than ten years since our magnificent palace of graft was completed and already it is greatly overcrowded, though the Game Commission, the Department of Fisheries, the Water Supply Commission | and the Bureau of Veterinary have expensive quarters outside. The proposition to enlarge the capitol building which was made during the last session of the Legislature met with little popular favor, but as a matter of fact that would work an economy. The State always pays enormous rents. The record of attendance at the several camps of the National Guard this year is a subject of pride in the Adjutant General's office, and justly so. There were in attendance 752 commissioned officers out of a total of 781, the average . being 96.3 per cent. There are 10,751 non-commissioned officers and enlisted men in the force of whom 9748 attended camp, an average of 90.7 per cent. Nc regi- ment or other unit had a full attendance though all the officers of the field artil- lery, the Third, Fourth and Eighth regiments and the separate battalion of in- fantry were present. The division and brigade headquarters had a perfect attend- ance of noncommissioned officers and enlisted men. This indicates a high stand- ard of efficiency as well as deep interest in the service. JoHN J. DOHONEY, the capable and alert Chief of the Bureau of Accidents of . the Public Service Commission, puts an admonitory note in his report recently submitted to the Commission. He says that between July 1. 1914, and June 30, 1915, there was an increase in the number of fatalities at grade crossings of twenty-nine and in the number of non-fatal injuries of sixty-six. Thirty-four of those killed, out of a total of 108, were stricken at what are known as protected crossings. The total of accidents to pedestrians was eighty-four; to automobiles fifty-five; to wagons, ninety-six; to motorcycles six, to trolley cars four. Mr. DOHONEY attributes many of the accidents to reckless running of automobiles. The State Highway Department has determined to invoke the aid of the State Constabulary. Commissioner CUNNINGHAM appealed to Major GROOME, head of | the State police, the other day ‘‘to have the troopers instructed to report all viola- tions of the automobile law which comes under their notice, including improperly displayed registration tags, reckless driving and all other violations.” Major Crouse replied that the request will be complied with and automobilists “had bet- ter look out.” Congressman EDGAR KEIss, of Lycoming county, has been reappointed a Trus- tke of State College. Having declined the office of Public Service Commissioner the Governor determined to put him into some office worth while ‘and in which he would stay. Small Game. From the Philadelphia 1 Record. . Colonel Roosevelt's retort of “Friday to Secretary Garrison’s strictures upon his indiscretion at the Plattsburg camp is characteristically unscrupulous and hypo- critical. The man never’ did have any regard for the truth when the truth did not serve his personal and political ends, and this is an occasion when mendacity achieved by infiluendo better answers his purpose. Therefore he professes. to be- lieve that it was his advocacy of military preparedness, and not his sneaking, fur- tive attack upon the foreign policy of the government in the midst of an inter- national crisis, that brought down upon his head the displeasure of the Secretary of War. What could be more discredi- | table to a man having any pretensions of i honor than the contemptibly false state- ment that “it is an unconscious com- mentary by the adminis ation itself upon its own attitude that the administration should at once denounce a plea for pre- paredness as an assault upon the War Department under the administration?” | _ Secretary of War Garrison was at par- | ticular pains on Friday to make it clear | that his rebukeof General Wood, and his subsequent informal retort to the original | Roosevelt - statement, were. of his own "initiative, and that he had not consulted the President about the matter. The Colonel is similarly at particular pains té ignore the facts and to involve the Presi- dent at any hazard. Thus “the adminis: tration, through Mr. Garrison, has sought;’’ “the. administration, when it acted through Mr. Garrison;” “the admin- istration, through Mr. Garrison, says of me,” etc. Colonel Roosevelt flatters. himself 5 his own labored falsehoods. “The ad- ministration,” meaning the President, is busy with affairs of state, trying to serve the interests of a majority of its citizens, and has no time for the pleasures: of the chase. And even if President Wilson had time to go hunting, itis unthinkable that he would waste his ammunition on pole- cats or chipmunks. The End Not in Sight. Fiom the Altoona Times. : € Notwithstanding the rapid fall in the “1 value of the English pound sterling and the steady decline of all European credit, there are large orders being placed by belligerent governments on the ' basis of three years more of war. During the first year of . the war the hope that it would be short has been steadily declin- ing. It was incredible a year ago that any group of nations in the world would -endure losses of more than 414,298,000 of men in killed, wounded and ‘captured, ‘and of more billions of dollars’ than can ‘be even approximately. estimated, or that any nation would propose an indefinite extension of a war at a cost of more than $1,500,000 a day, which is the estimate for each of the nations of Germany, France, Britain and Russia, or that the world would look calmly on at a war that is causing an average of more than 10, 000 casualties a day. But such is the fact. And the end is not in sight. It recedes rather than draws near, as far as seeming prospects £0. | The deadlock in the west shows no , sign of breaking: The prospect that Rus- * sia would be able to force a peace in the | east has disappeared. The hope of a peace by the capture of : Constantinople is indefinitely delayed. { Even if Italy should gain substantial successes in the Adriatic region that would not affect the final outcome of the war. | The most doubtful element in the forces that might possibly bring peace , earlier than now appears probable is the lack of knowledge as to how far the | scientists of Germany have been or will be able to supply substitutes for those i things used in making ammunition, the : supply of which has been largely lost be- | cause of the blockade. i The truth is unknown to the outside world and can only appear in the future ! conduct of the war. The Quality of Silence, From the Pittsburgh Dispatch. Whatever may be the real importance, if any at all, of the Belgian diplomatic cosrespondence from Paris several years ago, which Germany i is now publishing . with much glee, it is plain enough that | diplomats,like politicians, sometimes write too much. Moreover, what most of them t write is mere gossip anyhow. They are not in actual touch with what goes on vitally, and, knowing this, the minors re- sort to speculation to impress superiors with their sagacity and activity. : ‘Simon Cameron, of Pennsylvania, was once minister from this. country to Russia, and he held to a philosophic (principle respecting politics which is as applicable internationally as nationally,”and which. it would have been well for the chancel- leries of Europe to have adopted for their representatives. This was to the effect that, when an important matter of poli- tics was to be discussed, it were better , to travel 100 miles to see the man than: write him a letter. This wisdom was re- emphasized in later years by Senator | Quay in his famous four-word telegram: | “Dear Beaver—Don’t talk.” Both these ' astute men were past masters in the game of politics, and they knew that it had no more winning quality than that of holding one’s tongue and pen at the right time. But Talleyrand’s policy was wisest of all: “Never write a letter and never destroy one.’ | terre errors This is Deliberately Unfriendly. From the New York World. | Ohio's offer of four candidates for the | Republican nomination for President | shows that there has been no decline in | the State’s traditional output of favorite | sons. ~ But the test of quality remains to j ‘be ‘applied. 1 your ad. in the WATCHMAN. SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. —Charlés Winslow, an inmate of the Clinton county prison at Lock Haven, has escaped. He is charged with attempted burglary and other crimes.” © ; —Charles Pross company, a Greensburg firm, sustained a heavy loss by fire of unknown origin that damaged their stock to an extent of $35,000 to $40,000. —The presence of eighteen cases of typhoid fever in the State hospital for the insane at Dan- ville indicates the existence of a very serious state of affairs. —Fred Covert, of Falls Creek, driving a new Ford car on a trial trip near DuBois, didn’t see a turn in the road and upset the car. His mother- in-law was the only one of the family to sustain injuries. —Christian Maurer, an aged resident of Lock Haven, was seriously injured when his horse dragged him for two squares before passersby could catch it. - The animal frightened at a pass- ing train. —W. H. Sandford, treasurer, and J. W. Grant, former Philipsburgers, are two of the four incor porators of the Central Hardware & Supply Co., of Patton, for which a charter has just been granted, with a capital of $50,000. —Russell- Breon, aged 12, of Williattisport, wasn’t allowed to ride a bicycle, but borrowed one for a ride the other day. When the ride was over he had a sprained ankle and a number of bruises and the machine was wrecked. He col- lided with a motor car. : —Annie Gubas, a pretty little Slavish girl 17 years old, plunged head first to death through an elevator shaft last Sunday afternoon. Her skull was crushed and her jaw broken. Death came to her relief a half hour after the accident. She had been employed in the hotel but four days. ~Clay Hosten, who stabbed to death John A, Dunkle, at a dance, at Karthaus, in April 1914, died a few days ago in the Clearfield jail. For over a year he suffered from a complication of diseases which made him an object of pity and prevented his execution by due process of law. —John Legonsky, a Crabtree boy who has been doing well under the care of the probation offi- cer, found that his mother had $740 and appro- priated it to have a good time. He was caught in New York city with $700 still in his possession. His mother pleaded that he be given another chance. —Johnstown people who invested in lots at the site of a new town, Lacolle, near New Florence, are feeling rather sore these days since the office of the realty company that sold them is closed and the sheriff is selling the entire tract. Eighty or more people have had their savings subtract" ed from their sum total of wealth. —A fire of alleged incendiary origin on Sunday destroyed the Kane sawmill, three miles north of Kane, one of the finest in the State, entailing a loss of $25,000. The mill, which was to have started operation next November, was enveloped in flames when the firemen arrived. Several thousand dollars worth of lumber was saved. —C. E. Shirley, a farmer living near Derry, was awakened early the other morning bv the barking of dogs. He and his son took their shot- guns and went out. The elder man, carrying his weapon under his arm, stooped to tie his shoes. The weapon was accidentally discharged and Shirley is in the Latrobe lioapitaly in a critical con- dition. —At a special session of court held in Lewis- town on Thursday, Harry F. Westbrook, of Read- ing, who faked a rescue of a Pennsy flyer, plead- ed guilty to carrying dynamite on passenger trains and was sentenced to pay a fine of $1,. the costs, and to undergo imprisonment in the coun- ty jail for ninety days, to date from the time of his first incarceration July 19th. —A trip of loaded cars in the mine of the Gar- rett (Somerset county) Coal company ran away from Elmer Degner recently. ' He was knocked ‘against the rib of the mine as each of the four- teen cars passed him and finally landed on a steam pipe, which had burned his back badly be- fore he was rescued. One of his arms was brok- en and cut and he had 1 numerous other cuts, but will recover. —The advantages of electricity are never bet- ter appreciated than when the current is turned off, asit was in DuBois for four hours a few after- noons ago. A cross bar on the engine at the plant broke and the steam burst out the front of the building, causing great excitement. The en- gineer, Grant Doutt, was struck on the head by a piece of iron. But repairs were quickly made and the lights were on before dark. * —The Reilly Coal company, which has head- quarters in Philadelphia, has begun the develop- ment of a 600-acre tract of the grade coal in the neighborhood of Spangler, work on a shaft hav- ing begun a few days ago. The equipment will be of the most modern character and will include a steel tipple and electric machinery. The four- foot vein that will be tapped is declared to be one of the best in that section of Cambria county. —An event of great interest to every business man in Pennsylvania is the annual gathering of the Retail Merchants’ Association of Pennsylva- nia, at Exposition Park, near Meadville. The convention will open with a meeting of the secre- taries, September 6th, and will continue for three days. Some splendid speakers on business top- ics have been secured, and the program is re- plete with interest. The State Association is a body formed of the various local associations throughout the State and numbers about 12,000 members. —Charged with making a false return on the stamps he cancelled, Lewis C. Herbert, postmas- ter of Shamokin Dam, was held in $600 bail for appearance before the United States Court. G. L. Moser, Harrisburg, a postoffice inspector, was the informant. The postmaster at Shamokin Dam is paid by percentage on the number of stamps cancelled in that office and the amount reported to the government is far in excess of the number of stamps sent to the postoffice for sale, it is alleged. Mr. Herbert claims that the trouble is the result of the method of book-keep- ing adopted by his wife, who has had charge of the business. —By agreement of counsel Judge Witmer, iff’ the United States court at Sunbury on Monday, signed a decree directing the sale of the property of the African Ostrich Farm and Feather Com” pany, at Bloomsburg, against which there is a debt of more than $30,000. Personal property in- cluding 36 ostriches, will be sold first, after which the real estate, or enough of it to meet the bills and liens will be sold by the receiver. It was also agreed to sell the real estate divested of all liens. The African Ostrich Farm and Feather Company was organized in 1910, and since then “$152,000 worth of stock was sold but no dividends were paid. More thantwo months ago dissatis- fied stockholders petitioned for a receiver. —Harry Ritter Jr., of Northumberland, a grad- uate of State College and an all around athlete, figured in his third rescue within two years on Friday afternoon, when he ran in front of a fast approaching train near his home town and pulled James Grape, an aged workman, from under the car wheels. Grape, a trackman in the employ of the Pennsylvania railroad, had just stepped from a work train directly in the path of the passenger train. Rutter, seeing the man’s danger, dashed to his side and jerked him from the track, just as the train steamed past. In the summer of 1914 Rutter rescued Howard Heisley, a young man of Huntingdon, from the Susquehanna, and last month he saved Howard Duke, aged sixteen, of Northumberland, from drowning at the fourth pier of the covered bridge betwen that place “| and Blue Hill.