a 1 Demorwit ald. ~~ Bellefonte, Pa., April 23, 1915. LOVE BY TELEPHONE. [By Lucy Gorton!Barrows.] “No!” shouted Simon Barclay in a ‘thunderous tone, crushing out the | fondest of human hopes, immovable ‘as a rock. His pretty niece, Hetty, covered hel face with her hands and broke down utterly in a storm of tears. | “Cruel—cruel!” she sobbed. | “And a last meeting with this gay ‘gallivanting young man—understand ?” pursued her callous-souled relative. “You are breaking my heart!” moaned Hetty, and really believing it. | “It isn’t because Ned Monroe fis after your little fortune, as mosi young fellows are nowadays.” “What—what is it, then?’ faltered poor Hetty. “It’s because he’s an electrical maniac. Huh—telephone! Who heard of such a thing in my young | days? Gossip-breeders, I call ‘em! Worse than that—catering to laziness. | Tried to get me to put one in my house. I'd like to see ’em! Now I've said my say. Drop this beau, or I'll send you off a thousand miles to my sister, where you can’t see him.” Antiquated, narrow-minded Simon Barclay had invented a new name for the most estimable young man in Redfern. He hated all innovations, especially a telephone. There was a reason. Simon had bargained too slowly in the purchase of a piece of property he coveted, a shrewd neigh: bor had got to a telephone and out bid him. He hated telephones after that, and Ned Monroe in the bargain, for was not that energetic young man the head linesman of the district tele phone plant? Hetty moped around the house all day. She was disconsolate. If ever a | girl loved a bright intelligent young | fellow, it was she. As to Ned, she | knew that she was to him as the apple of his eye. She dreaded meet- ing him, but she was loyal to a prom- ise she had made to her uncle that there would be no exchange of notes, no clandestine meetings. Hetty knew | that promptly at 5:30 Ned would pass “it's Because He's an Electrical Maniac.” the old orchard road near the farm. Fifteen minutes earlier she repaired to the old tree that had been to them a favorite trysting place. Ned came spinning along on his bicycle, not a moment late, a fine specimen of a healthy, buoyant young man interested and happy in his work. He swung a coil of wire and his tool bag to the road and was over the fence in a joyous leap. | “Dear girl!” he said fondly, and then started at Hetty in alarm, for she was weeping. Bit by bit the miserable story came out. He consoled her, he reiterated his love. He said nothing of revenge, elopement. or discouragement. “Little lady,” he observed in his hopeful sanguine way, “all right! If I can’t see you, I can keep on loving you, can’t I?” “Yes, yes,” murmured Hetty bro- kenly, “but I shan’t hear—those lov- ing words! Why, not to have you tell me how you think of me every day—" “But you shall,” announced Ned definitely. “You have agreed not to write to me. Don’t. You have prom- ised not to meet me. Keep your word. I'll arrange all that, but—trust me to break down this wall of preju- dice. Oceans shan’t part us. In the meantime, until things settle down— this.” Ned drew from his coat pocket one of the tools he used in putting in wires. He waved it buoyantly. “Yonder,” he said, pointing to the barb wire fence, “is a conductor right at hand. I'll connect up half a mile down the road with Farmer Moore's house line. The feeder will go up there,” and he pointed among the branches of thc old apple tree. “Oh, Ned!" cried Hetty, clasping her hands in ecstasy, “‘you—you don’t mean—" “That I am going to put a tele- phone especially for you up in that tree. Why, every evening we can talk over the line for hours, if we want to.” “You darling!” evuberated Hetty breathlessly. “'% cw fortunate it is that ver + » ot hout tele- nhones!’ tomorrow before your uncle is up and about,” planned Ned. “Come here to morrow evening, climb up in the tree. There’s a comfortable seat on the sec: ond branch. Take down the receiver. Call up XX. Ill arrange with the switch-board girls as to what that means. Then-—last kiss here, but I'll send you a dozen over the wires every evening!” Oh, the delight of it! That blissful twilight hour! The deft hand of the master workman had arranged the wires so that only a suspicious, search. ing person could have guessed the mission of the double wire loop run- ning from the fence up into the old apple tree. For three consecutive evenings Het- ty sauntered carelessly down the road. Her uncle supposed she was go- ing to visit the daughter of the farm- er just next to them. Hetty had no- ticed him standing at the door of the house the last evening of the three, watching her till she was out of sight. She made a cautious detour to reach the old tree. The fourth evening Hetty did not i start away until she saw Mr. Barclay | busy in what he called his little of- | fice, looking over his business papers. | It was quite dusk by the time she reached her destination. She had climbed into the tree and had herself comfortably disposed, when she was startled by a low quick “Ill be at my task bright and early | | whistle. A man came over the fence, | rough looking and sinister. directly beneath her leafy shelter. It was he who had uttered the whistle and in a few moments a com- rade of the same type slouched into view. “Well, how’s the outlook?” queried the first comer. “Capital.” “Girl gone?” “Half an hour ago.” “And the old man?” “In the room where his safe is, all alone. There's a rich haul, partner. Come on.” “Mercy!” gasped: the startled Hetty, He stood | leaves of which bay rum is obtained | as the two strangers disappeared in ! the direction of the farm house. | “They are going to rob uncle!” Her wits worked quick. She was aware that the men folks on the next farm were not at home. Then a bright idea occurred to her. She snatched free the receiver of the tele: phone. “X-X"—oh, quick, please! she breathed frantically. And then as the connection was made: “Oh, Ned! come quick, with help. who are going to rob uncle!” “Will they never come?’ she cried, standing out in the road and looking townwards. Then her heart took hope. Two distant sparks grew brighter, the lamps of a speeding automobile. Then she could hear the chug-chug of the flying machine. She ran out into the road and waved her neck scarf. Two town officers accompanied her lover. One guarded the front door of the house as they reached it. Ned and the other man went around to the porch that opened into the office of old Simon. “Just in time!” announced Ned, and he and the officer sprang into the room. One of the burglars was guard- ing their victim with a revolver. The other had just lifted his strong box from the safe. The officers departed with their prisoners. Ned explained. “A telephone did it?” muttered old Simon, closely hugging his treasure box. “But for that—Join hands!” he said abruptly. “I'm converted, Hetty. This young man may put in a ’phone in the morning. As to coming here regular, I fancy he's earned the priv- lege.” And so love by telephone led to love directly under the home roof. (Copyright, 1914, by W. G. Chapman.) DR. OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES please!” His Important Medical Discovery Should Be Recorded in His Memorial. There has been a suggestion that in a memorial to Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes some worthy recognition be made of his incomparable service to mankind in the discovery and propaga: tion against obstacles that would have deterred a less honest and sympa: thetic mind of the contagiousness of childbed fever and its remedy. Lay persons and unfortunately many in the profession are unaware of this epoch-making discovery by a man whose memory is beloved and hon: ored for his literary attainments only, A disease which consigned thousands of recent mothers to un: timely graves was suddenly deprived of its malign prevalence by the dis- covery of Doctor Holmes that it was contracted by contact with the doc tor or nurse and that simple precau- tions by them would prevent its oc currence. Persecuted in his own country by the ridicule of great pro- fessors in that specialty, Holmes pur sued the even tenor of his way until his idea was accepted in England. Thence it was carried to the con: tinent, where it was taken up by a Hungarian physician who reduced the mortality in the Vienna hospitals enor- mously. To the latter his countrymen have erected a monument in Buda: pest, and annually homage is paid to his memory, while Holmes is barely remembered in the United States for this scientific discovery, which it is said he valued more highly than his literary fame. Reason cannot show itself more ‘easonable than to cease reasoning on ‘ngs above reason.—Sir P. Sidney. There are two burglars here ! | found abundanily in green plants, es- Dreams. It is a common saying that ome dreams of that which one has been thinking most about. This is the ex- ception and not the rule. 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