Bellefonte, Pa., January 30, 1914. The Ne’er-Do-Well. [Continued from page 6, Col. 4.] behind slender palm trees. Beyond were warehouses and docks and the funnels of many ships. On either side of the bay was a dense tropical wil- derness. “Will you go over to Pana- ma city or will you stay in Colon?” asked Cortlandt. “] think I'll remain on thc ship. Then she can’t get away without me,” Kirk answered. But when he explain- ed his desire to the purser that worthy replied: “I’m sorry, but yow’il have to ars range that with the agent. We make a charge, you know, just like a hotel.” “I’m going to cable my old man for money.” The officer siook his head with final- ity. “Nothing doing, Mr. Locke. If you want to stay aboard you'll have to pay in advance. I don’t intend to be stuck for your bill.” “All right, then, I shall throw my- self unon the mercy of strangers.” CHAPTER V. Kirk Anthony Is Surprised. K IRE was delayed but an in- stant by the customs offi- 2 cials, then made his way out £2) through a barnlike structure to the cable office, where he wrote a . message, only to have it refused. “We don’t send C. QO. D.,”” the oper- ator told him, “Must have coin in advance, eh?” “Yes, sir.” “1 left my gold purse on the dress- er,” Kirk said cheerfully. “I'll be back later.” Then he wandered forth again, resolved te enlist the services of the American consul. After some wandering he found the consul’s house and knocked at the door, whereupon a high pitched. querulous voice from inside cried: “Come in. Dammit, there hammering!” Kirk entered to find a huge, globu- lar man clad in soiled linens sprawled in a musty Morris chair and sipping a highball. The man’s face and neck were of a purplish. apoplectic hue; he seemed to radiate heat waves like a base burner. “Is this Mr. Weeks?’ Kirk inquired. “That’s me.” “My name is Anthony.” “Glad to meet you.” wheezed the fat man. extending a limp. moist hand without rising. When Kirk had grasp- ed it he felt like wiping his own palm. “Have a seat.” The speaker indicated a broken backed rocker encumbered with damp clothes, newspapers and books. ‘Just dump. that rubbish on the floor; it don’t matter where.” Then he piped at the top of this thin, little voice: *Zeelah! Hey, Zeelah! Bring some more ice.” In answer to Mr. Weeks’ shout a slatternly negress with dragging skirts and overrun shoes entered. carrying a wash bowl partly filled with ice. “Just get in. Mr. Anthony?” “Yes. sir. on the Santa Cruz.” “Fine ship.” Mr. Weeks rose pon- derously and wiped out a glass with a bath towel. “You'll like that” he predicted. “There’s one good thing we get in don’t stand “lg this Mr. Weeks?” Colon and that's whisky.” With a palsied hand he presented the glass. “I came in to ask a favor,” Anthony announced. ‘I suppose every tourist does the same.” «That’s a part of a consul’s duty,” Mr. Weeks panted, while his soft cheeks swelled with every exhalation. “That's what I'm here for.” “I want to cable home to my father for money.” - “A little poker game on the way down, eh?’ He began to shake pon- derously. “I'm broke. and they won't take a collect message at the cable office. You see, I didn’t know 1 was coming: some of my friends gave me a knock- out and shipped me off on the Santa Cruz. The wireless wasn’t working, we didn’t stop at Jamaica, so this is my first chance to get word home.” ‘| out. “What do you wish me to do?” “Cable for me and see that | have a place to stop until I get an answer.” A look of distrust crept slowly into the consul's little eyes. He began to complain. “I don’t know you, Mr.— what's the name again? Anthony? | I'm a poor man, and I've been an easy mark for every tropical tramp from Vera Cruz to Guayaquil. Your father may not be able to help you. and then I’ll be holding the bag.” “1 think you don't understand who he is. Did you ever hear of Darwin K. Anthony of Albany. N. Y.?” Mr. Weeks' thick lids opened, this time to display a far different emotion. “Certainly. Why didn't you say so?" he bubbled. “I'm here to accommo- date folks like you. Darwin K. An- thony! Well, rather! I'll cable him myself, and you'll stay right bere as my guest. Delighted to have the privilege.” Kirk cast another glance over the frowzy place and demurred hastily. “Really, I couldn’t think of putting you I can stay on the Santa Cruz as well as not.” 1 couldn't hear to such a thing. You're tired of ship life—everybody is —and I have lots of room—too much room. Have another highball.” “No, | thank you.” “Darwin— Say. I'll send a cart for vour baggage right now.” “1 have it with me—six shirts, all guilty.” “Then I'll send your father a mes- gage this minute. I'm delighted at the privilege of being the first to advise him of your safety and to relieve his mental anguish.” In a moment he read what he had written: Darwin K. Anthony, Albany, N. Y.: Your son well and safe. Here as my guest. Asks vou cable him money for re- turn. WEEKS, American Consul. “That tells the story. It'll please him to know I'm looking after you, my boy. I'm glad to get in touch with your father. We need capital in this country.” “He's a hard man in money mat- ters.” said Darwin K. Anthony's son. “] believe I enjoy the distinction of be- ing the only person who ever made him loosen.” All successful men are cautious.” Weeks declared. “But if he knew the wonderful opportunities this country presents”— ‘The speaker leaned for- ward, while his chair creaked danger- ously, und tried to interest Kirk in Pa- nama possibilities. “My boy, there's a thousand ways to get rich down here, and 1 know ‘em all. What | need is capital. Why, talk about quick money” —the speaker thrust forth a tinger that looked like a peeled banana—"I've got a gold mine” — “Not a bit like it.” Kirk shook his head. "They don't behave.” “This one will. It's an old Spanish mine and hasn’t been worked for three centuries. If he doesn’t like that we'll get Him # street railway franchise. | I'm close to the government, and there isn’t a stee! rail in any city of the re- public. 1 know all the Spiggoty poli- ticians.” “The what?” “The Spiggoties! That's what we call the Panamanians. They ‘no spig- goty English,’ understand?” “It's a funny name.” “Now, my boy, there’s one thing 1 want you to be careful of. Don't let some of these fellows around here get you excited. This country is full of promoters, cheap skates and that sort. and they'll try to stampede you into some investment. You trust to me: I'm conservative. I'll put you up at the club. and when you get straight- ened around we'll talk business. Mean- while I'll send this cable.” Mr. Weeks was even better than his word. He put up his guest at the club and invited some of his friends to join them for dinner that evening on the wide balcony; then, noting Anthony’s heavy clothing. he said: “You need some linens, Kirk. That suit looks like a dog bed. You don’t mind my calling you Kirk, do you? There's a Chinese tailor on Bottle al- ley who'll have you a suit to measure by noon tomorrow, and he only charges $7, goods and all.” Accordingly the two journeyed to Bottle alley and selected some linen. whereupon instead of one suit the con- sul ordered three, having them charg- ed to his account. Kirk really enjoyed that evening at the Wayfarers' club, for once the cool of evening had come the place filled up rapidly with as fine a crowd of men as he had ever met. There were young fellows from the railroad offices, mer- chants from the town, engineers frem the BIG JOB, the proximity of which made itself felt like a mysterious pres- ence. They were all men with work to do; there were no idlers; there was no class distinction. One topic of con- versation prevailed. Weeks did himself credit as a host. Both the food and the wine were well served, and the consul’s half dozen guests soon became mellowed and friendly. When finally they arose some one proposed a game of draw poker and insisted upon Kirk's joining. He TE msm Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Good Blood Is a man’s most valuable possession and it should be carefully safeguarde: not only for one’s own personal health, but also in order that its blessings may extend through many generations. . HOOD’S SARSAPARILLA absolutely does make good blood, and that is why it is of such wonderful benefit to humanity. Thousands of people have voluntarily written letters describing and proving re- lief by Hood’s Sarsaparilla in such afflic- tions as scrofula and eczema a humors, eruptions and sores, rheumatism and catarrh, kidney and liver troubles, loss of appetite and that tired feeling. Remember, it is HOOD’S SARSAPA- RILLA that has this great record. Don’t be induced to buy a substitute. Be sure to get Hood's. Yo iis. mummn 59-1 . was about to refuse when Weeks drew him aside to say: i “Don't let the money question staud in your way. Kirk. You're my guest, and your 1. O. U. is as good as a gov- ' erpment bond. so go as far as you | like.” A considerable portion of Anthony's ! time in college had been devoted to a | course in draw poker. But he soon | found that these men had forgotten | more about the game than he could | ever hope to learn at any university. | and when the crowd broke up at mid- Bish he signed his name to a tab for | Barly the next day the following ca- | blegram was left at the American con- sulate: | Weeks, Consul, Colon: Anthony absent. returns Friday. i COPLEY. “Copley is the governor's secretary,” | Kirk explained. *“That means that Ill | miss the Santa Cruz and have to wait | another week.” | “I'm delighted.” . heartily. “perhaps you could stake me to a ticket. I'll remit when I get to New York.” | “My pay isn’t due for a fortnight,” | Weeks explained after an instants | hesitation. “You see. I'm interested ; in so many ventures it keeps me—well, | broke. 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