Beworraii Wada, Bellefonte, Pa., January 23, 1914. CAUGHT BY A POSTAL TRAP. The “Twopenny Detective” Is Often Employed In England. Detectives, lawyers’ clerks and oth- | ers often experience great difficulty in obtaining an undoubted specimen of & certain person's signature. In one case recourse had to be had to a mar- riage register. In another the only signature procurable was on the fly leaf of a book which the suspect had presented to a relative, and only two or three years ago a testimonial to a sea captain was brought into court, because among the signatures to it was one for which the police had long hunted in vain. ? One of the most common expedients | resorted to for overcoming this diffi- culty is employing the “‘twopenny de- tective”—that is, sending a registered letter to the person whose signature is wanted. And this is frequently successful. Thinking the postal packet contains money or valuables, the ad- dressee unsuspectingly signs the re- : ceipt only to discover that inside the : envelope there is nothing but a ‘*‘fak- ed” letter. This trap once caught an anonymous ' letter writer—a woman—who, on be- ing interrogated shortly before, had : declared that she could not write, and whose friends believed her to be il- literate. It was, in fact, mainly in- strumental in getting her six months’ ' imprisonment. The receipt for a registered letter, it should be carefully noted. is not given up to anybody. but can be ob- tained only in certain cases to further the ends of justice.—London Tit-Bits. THE AUTOMOBILE BACK. Medical Advice Showing How It May | Be Avoided. The automobile is coming into such general use that any advice to its users is of general interest. A great many people in cranking | their cars strain their back or *‘drop a stitch,” and if this is once started it usually happens more easily another - time. Many people, after riding for any length of time, are tired in the back when they get out. If this is kept up the pain or weakness in- creases until many times the person is laid up with what is called lumbago or rheumatism. Both of these conditions are commonly due to the wrong way of using the muscles of the back. In cranking keep the back straight, like “the oarsman’s back.” Bend from the hips, snapping the crank over by straightening at knee and hip, but do not bend at the middle or the waist line. In sitting in the car keep the back ' Get the hips well back | straight also. against the back of the seat, and. if the upholstery make the shoulders droop put a robe, a cushion, a book or -anything at the hollow of the back to prevent this. Do not slouch in the seat and do not sit on the lower part of the spine. This reverses the normal curves of the spine and must mean strain, with at times much crippling.— | Journal of American Medical Associa- tion. His Hunt For Home. On one occasion De Pachmann, the famous pianist. with his nervous and irritable temperament, was summoned to aprear before Queen Alexandra at Buckingham palace. He obstinately refused to go. His friends labored with him for hours and at last persuaded him not to commit an impertinence which would never be forgiven by the English people. Finally he was dispatched in a cab. The night wore on to morning, and the frantic wife of the pianist and his friends could learn nothing of what had become of him. At last a forlorn looking cab drove up to the house, and De Pachmann dismounted. Gn leaving the palace he had forgotten where he lived and could only tell the cabman that it was in a square with a church in it. So all night long he | had been engaged in making a round of the innumerable squares of London. A Businesslike Suitor. “No-0, he isn’t the sort of husband I should have chosen for my daughter, but I think perhaps he’ll get along in | the world all right.” “What way does he differ from the man you would have chosen?” “When he proposed to my daughter and she had told him to see me he sent me a note telling me where his office is and what his office hours are and asking me to drop around and see him when convenient.” —Houston Post. Soda and Water. For sheer simplicity of phrase and conception few have surpassed that delightful old lady who, with a shrewd twinkle in her eye, inquired whether “soda water” should be written as two separate words or if there should be a siphon between them. ‘Danger Not Imminent. “Better go home, Jimmy; your moth- er is looking for you.” “Has she got the bairbrush with her?” “No.” “Then I guess I'll play awhiie long- er.”—Pittsburgh Post, Wanted Some Benefit. Bill (on the third story, to Tom, on the fifth)—I say. Tom, whenever con- venient would youse mind dropping a hammer or a brick or anything hard on me head? Oi just been takin’ out some accident insurance!—Buffalo Cou- rier. ' ‘ | NEWSBOYS ON HORSEBAC i ' Carriers Make Quick Time to the Sub- i urbs In Montevideo. | Most American newsboys think themselves well off if they own a good | suit of clothes, but in the Uruguayan | capital of Montevideo there are over | fifty newsboys who own horses and peddle their papers on horseback. Montevideo has 300,000 inhabitants, ! but it spreads over more territory than an American city of the same popula- | tion: there are almost no tenement ' | houses, and there are several large | parks. Like Americans, want their evening paper as soon as ; Pcssible after it comes from the press. | The horseback newsboys supply this | demand with astonishing rapidity. La Razon, one of the leading evening jour- . nals, is issued at 5 o'clock. About | twenty minutes before that hour the i newsboys, mostly young men from ; eighteen to twenty-five years of age, | gather in the street in front of the newspaper office. When the papers are brought out the clerk hands a bundle to each, and away he starts at a full gallop. All the business in the center of the town is done by ordinary “foot | newsboys;” the horsemen race away ; to their “beats” in the suburbs, shout- ing with ail their might, “La Razon! | La Razon!" i A customer who wishes to buy a pa- | per steps to the sidewalk and holds out | his arm. The horse knows the signal - and pulls up so short that it is a won- der the rider is not catapulted over his head. So efficiert is this system of eques- trian newsboys that a dweller in the outskirts of Montevideo gets his even- ing paper almost as soon as the man who lives in the very heart of the city. —Youth’s Companion, It Sprung From Bell’s Efforts to Teach i the Deaf to Speak. | Professor Alexander Graham Bell is reported to have explained in a lec- ture how he came to invent the tele- phone as follows: “My father invented a symbol by which deat mutes could converse, and finally 1 invented an apparatus by which the vibrations ot speech could be seen, and it turned out to be a tele- phone. It occurred to me to make a machine that would enable one to hear vibrations. 1 went to an aurist, and he advised me to take the human ear as my model. He supplied me with a dead man’s ear, and with this ear 1 experimented, and upon applying the apparatus 1 found that the dead man’s ear wrote down the vibrations. “I arrived at the conclusion that if } could make iron vibrate on a dead man’s ear 1 could make an instrument | cause . more delicate which would those vibrations to be heard and un- derstood. I thought it I placed a deli- cate piece of steel over an electric magnet 1 could get a vibration, and thus the telephone was completed. { “The telephone arose from my at- tempts to teach the deaf to speak. It arose from my knowledge not of elec- tricity, but as a teacher of the deaf. Had I been an electrician 1 would not have attempted it.” “Belling the Cat.” “Who will bell the cat?" 1s a curi- | ous old proverb, famous in parable and I in history. The mice. says the para- | ble, held a consultation how to secure themselves from the cat, and they re- | solved to hang a bell about the cat’s ! neck to give warning when she ap- | proached, but after they had resolved | on doing it they were as far off as ever, for who would do it? Both parable and proverb have im- mortalized themselves in When the Scottish nobles met at Stir- ling in a body they proposed to take : | Spence, the obnoxious favorite of James II, and hang him and so get rid of him. “Ah,” said Lord Grey, “that’s very well said. but who'll bell the cat?’ “That will 1,” said the black Earl | Angus. He undertook the task, accom- . Dlished it and was called “Archibald i Bell the Cat” until his dying day.— Glasgow Times. : His Foot In It. “Well.” said the hostess, bidding her guest good night, “you have a long drive home, but it’s a lovely evening.” “Yes, isn’t it a fine night?" answered the guest addressed. “So you'll have a nice drive and won't wish you hadn’t come to see me.” “On the contrary, 1 assure you, I al ways think that the drive home is the very best part of affairs like this.” Another one of the things that might have been put differently if one had Plain Dealer. National Flowers. Teacher—Now, children, can you tell me what are the national flowers ot France? Class—Lilies. Teacher—And Spain? (Silence for a minute—then small voice at back of the schoolroom) —Bulrushes, ma'am.— Life. v His Bluff Called. “My dear, you grow prettier every day.” “And shabbier, John. Compliments are all very well, but I'd like to see a Httle ready cash occasionally.” Maternal Solicitude. “Is she good to the children?” “Very. She lets them do everything their father doesn’t want them to do.” —Detroit Free Press. The greatest man is he who chooses with the most invincible resolution.— fleneca. the Uruguayans Se as | ORIGIN OF THE TELEPHONE. history. ! had time to think it over.—Cleveland | England? Class—Roses. Teacher—And | K. | ~ "PERILOUS HUGGING. = | ————— , The Embrace of a Kangaroo Does Not Leave Pleasant Memories. Notwithstanding the kangaroo’s pop- ular reputation for speed, he is easily overtaken in the bush by a good horse (they say) within half a mile. A ca- pable kangaroo dog—a lean, swift beast, a cross between a greyhound and a mastiff, bred to course and kill— soon runs him to bay. Without dogs it is the custom to kill with a cudgel. | This is often accomplished by the sportsman from the back of his horse. - Dismounted, however, with the kanga- roo waiting alertly for attack, it is sometimes a perilous venture to come to close quarters. A slip, and the sportsman finds himself at once in a desperate situation. One of the lumberjacks with whom we rested in the shade of the blackbutt showed us the scars of an encounter. He had ridden the kangaroo down. said he, and, being in haste to m ke an end of the sport. he had caught up the first likely stick his eye could dis- cover and he had stepped quickly and confidently in, and he bad struck hard and accurately. And the next instant, caught off the ground, he was strug- gling breast to breast in the hug of the creature, frightfully aware that he must escape before the deadly hind foot had devastated him. “My club broke,” he exclaimed, “and the boomer got me!” There were long scars on his back and shoulders, the which we were not very sorry to see, for we could not make out why any man should wish to kill a kangaroo for sport.—Norman Duncan in Harper's. THE HANGMAN’S ROBE. Dennis Didn't Like It, So He Sold It to i “Old Cain.” James Berry was not so well paid , for his services as his French con- frere, M. Antoine Deibler, who draws £560 a year, while his four assistants have a similar amount to divide be- tween them. Sanson, the first execu- tioner to wield the guillotine, was originally paid £1,520 a year, but when executioners were appointed in each department this was reduced to £800. Before the revolution the legal tariff in France was 25 shillings for a be- heading, 16s. 8d. for a burning at the stake, and the same amount for a hang- ing, with allowances for the erection of a scaffold or the provision of fuel. One of James Berry’s predecessors, for a bri® period, donned a uniform when at work. In 1785, according to a contemporary chronicler, the sheriffs of London were “so pleased with the excellent mode in which Edward Den- nis, their hangman, performed his duties that they presented him with a very elegant official robe—a khilaut, in fact, as eastern potentates term a simi- lar garb of honor. Dennis found this inconvenient when at work on the scaffold and sold it to a well known character of those days, ‘Old Cain, who, having set up as a fortune teller, wanted a robe to complete the cos- tume in which he received dupes.”— London Chronicle. A Spoiled Scene. E. H. Sothern once found his wit fail him in time of need. It was in the fourth act of "The Lady of Lyons.” i Sothern played Claude Melnotte, and | Virginia Harned was cast as Pauline. Beausant, the villain, was pursuing Pauline, and she cried loudly for help. Claude is supposed to dash to her res- cue and catch the fainting Pauline in his arms. Sothern dashed on to the stage, but slipped and slid, sitting down near the footlights. Losing his presence of mind, he declaimed the line: “Look up, Pauline. There is no . danger.” As Virginia Harned was | standing, this was, of course, an im- , possibility. By this time the audience | was in an uproar, and when Arthur Lawrence, who played Beausant. scornfully said, “You are beneath me,” the amusement of the audience knew no bounds. Marksmen and Rifles. No marksman ever holds a rifle “as solidly as a rock.” He may think he does, but Arms and the Man insists that the best shot gives merely the “necessary impulse to the trigger, while the rifle is moving in the right direction” —that is. when he takes de- liberate aim. The snap shooter works apparently by a sort of instinct. Fir- Ing successfully at a running deer , through the woods and over broken ‘ground implies a knack like that of thrusting one’s finger toward an indi- cated object.—New York Times. Natural Inference. A schoolteacher was reading a story to a class of very small folks and paused at the words “lay brother.” to | explain their meaning. “Does any one know what ‘lay brother’ means?’ she asked. . For 2 moment a row of perplexed lit- tle faces looked up at her. Then one ; face brightened suddenly, and a small voice piped, “Yes, ma'am, it’s a roost- er!”—Youth’s Companion. He Was Sensitive. Blobbs—You’re pretty much stuck on Miss Gobbs, aren’t you, old man? Hobbs—1 was once, but after what she said to me last night I’m not go- ing to pay any more attention to her. Blobbs — Gee! What did she say? Hobbs—*No!”—Cleveland Leader. Nothing Lacking. Manager—Your play seems to lack the human touch. Playwright—You are mistaken, sir. My hero borrows money from his friends in almost every act.—Boston Transcript. Why It is Fiction. Women are mysterious except in fic- tion. There they are solved in the | last chapter.— Wisconsin State Journal Coal and Wood. Pharmacy. Attorneys-at-Law. CORN EARS, SHELLED CORN, OATS —) BALED HAY AND STRAW (— 58-23-1v Telephones: {Sopmercial 204 E. by the bunch or cord as may suit purchasers, respectfully solicits the patronage of his friends and the public, at his Coal Yard near the Pennsylvania Passenger Station. A. G. MORRIS, JR. Shipping and Commission Merchant, and Dealer in ANTHRACITE anNp BITUMINOUS COALS! and other grains, Builders’ and Plasterers’ Sand. FEDERAL STOCK FOOD. Rheumatic Remedy 58-20tf. MURRAY'S KLINE WOODRING—Attorney-at-Law,Belle- fonte, Pa. Practicesin all courts Office Room 18 Crider’s Exchange. 51-1-1y. B. SPANGLER.-Attornev-at-Law. Practices inall the Courts. Consultation in English or German. Office in Crider’s Exc Bellefonte, Pa. THE MARVELOUS CURE FOR RHEUMATISM, S. TAYLOR—Attorney and w. Office in Temple Court, Belle- fonte, Pa. All kinds of legal busineSstar- to promotly. $5.00 the bottle at your drug- gists, or sent Parcels post on re- ceipt of price. Money refunded WETZEL—Attcrney and Counsellor at Law Office No. 11, Crider’s E: H. J floor. All kinds of legal business attended to promptly. Consultation in English or German or if it fails to cure YOU. GES; BOWER & ZERBY—Attorneys-at in the courts. Consultation in English or German. 50-7 Law,Eagle Block, Bellefonte, Pa. Success- a Orvis. Practicei ors to Orvis, Bower & 3 all WM. H. FIELDING, Sole Agent. Druggist, KEICHLINE—Attorney-at-Law. Practices and German. Office south of court M. in all the courts. Consultation in English J ala All professional business will receive prompt at ention, 49-5-1y* LYNBROOK, N.Y. Bellefonte, Pa. Prompt attention given al legal business entrusted to his cary. oa J KENNEDY JOHNSTON—Attorney-at-law ces—No. 5 East High street. Fine Job Printing. KINDLING WOOD 64 Money to Loan. 51-14-1y. ONEY TO LOAN on good security and houses to rent. J. M. KEICHLINE, Attorney-at-Law, Bellefonte Pa. - FINE JOB PRINTING G. RUNKLE.—Attorney-at-Law. Consul- tation in Fuglish and German. Office in Crider’s Exchange, Bellefonte. 58-5 asm Physicians. GLENN, M. D., Physician and Surgeon. Ce Office \ A J S. State College, Centre county, Pa. 0—A SPECIALTY—o0 at his residence. ATITHE Dentists. WATCHMAN OFFICE le of work, from the ger” to the finest There is no cheapest “D BOOK WORK, that we car not do in the most satis- factory manner, and at Prices consist- ent with the class of work. Call on or communicate with this office. R. J. E. WARD, D. D. S., office next door to Y.M.C. A. High street, Bellefonte, Pa, Gas adn eto for painless extract. ing teeth. Superior Crown and Bridge work. Price reasonable. 52-3 R. H. W. TATE, Surgeon Dentist, Office in the Bush Arcade, efonte, Pa. All mod- ern electric appliances used. H as had years of experience. All work of Superior quality and prices reasonable. Gely Plumbing. Restaurant. Flour and Feed. CURTIS Y. WAGNER, Manufactures and has on hand at all times the following brands of high grade flour: 50-32-1y. High St., Beliefonte, Pa, WHITE STAR — OUR BEST Meat Market. HIGH GRADE The only place in the county where that extraor- dinarily fine grade of spring wheat Patent Flour can be secured. Also International Stock Food All kinds of Grain bought at the office Flour BROCKERHOFF MILLS, BELLEFONTE, PA. Manufacturer, Wholesaler and Retailer of Roller Flour Feed Corn Meal and Grain Meals are Served at All Hours POPS, ESTAURANT. Bellefonte now has a First-Class Res- taurant where Steaks, Chops, Roasts, Oysters on the half shell or in any style desired, Sand- Yiches, Soups, and anything eatable, can be had in a few minutes any time. In ad- dition I have a Somplets plant prepared to furnish Soft Dri in bottles such as SODAS, SARSAPARILLA, SELTZER SYPHONS, ETC., for pic-nics, families and the public gener- ally all of which are manufactured out of the purest syrups and properly carbonated. C. MOERSCHBACHER, VICTORY PATENT FANCY PATENT SPRAY and feed of all kinds ed for wheat. (Get the Best Meats. You save zothing or gristly meats. LARGEST AND FATTEST CATTLE and supply my customers with the fresh- est, choicest, blood and by buying poor, thin use oo the Opposite Bush House - Good Health and Good Plumbing GO TOGETHER. When you have dripping steam pipes, leaky water-fixtures, foul sewerage, or escaping gas, you can’t have good Health. The air you reathe is poisonous; your system becomes poisoned;and invalidism is sure to come. SANITARY PLUMBING is the kind we do. It’s the only kind you ought to have. We don’t trustthis work to boys. Our workmen are Skilled Mechanics, no better anywhere. Our Material and Fixtures are the Best Not a cheap or inferior article in our entire establishment. And with good work and the finest material, our Prices are lower than many who give you work and the lowest grade o the Best Work trv Ir, unsanitary finishings. For ARCHIBALD ALLISON, Bellefonte, Pa 14-1v. ing Steaks and Roasts. My prices are no higher than poorer meats are elsewhere. I always have womens, Insurance. —— DRESSED POULTRY — Game in season, and any kinds of good meats you want. OFFICE and STORE—BISHOP STREET, TRY MY SHOP. BELLEFONTE, PA. 4719 MILL AT ROOPBSURG. P. L. BEEZER, High Street. 34-34-1y. Bellefonte, Pa. Groceries. Groceries. SAUER KRAUT EARLE C. TUTEN (Successor to D. W. Woodring.) Fire, Life and Automobile Insurance None but Reliable Companies Represented. Surety Bonds of All Descriptions. Both Telephones 56-27-y BELLEFONTE, PA The original Kraut made in Germany, by natural fermentation. much of the highly advertised kraut.) It is White Clean Goods, cut in long fibers like slaw. Comes in pails about 13 Ibs. for 75c, 18 lbs. 90c, and 24 Ibs. Let Us Have Your Order it will please you. SECHLER & COMPANY, 57-1 Bush House Block, - - LIME AND LIMESTONE. (Not with acids as for $1.15. JOHN F. GRAY & SON, (Successor to Grant Hoover) Fire, Life Accident Insurance. This Agency represents the lar; Fire Insurance Companies in the Wosid, —— NO ASSESSMENTS — Do not fail to give us a call before insuring your Life or Property as we are in position to write large lines at any time. Office in Crider’s Stone Building, 43-18-1y. BELLEFONTE. PA. - - Bellefonte, Pa. | LIME. Lime and Limestone H-O Lime put up in LIME. for all purposes. 201b. paper bags for use with drills or spreader, is the econom- ical form most careful farmers are using. High Calcium Central Pennsylvania I ime AMERICAN LIME & STONE COMPANY., 58-28-6m Operations at Bellefonte, Tyrone, Union Furnace, Frankstown and Spring Meadows, Pa. General Office: TYRONE, PA. mm The Preferred Accident Insurance THE $5,000 TRAVEL POLICY BENEFITS: death by accident, g Jose of Both Jeet, of one hand and one foot, of either hand, of either foot, loss of one eve total disability, Pe limit 52 woeke) 10 per week, partial disability, PUimit 26 weeks) PREMIUM $12 PER YEAR, pavable quarterly if desired. Larger or smaller amounts in proportion. Any person, male or femal in a ST: , over good moral and physical condition may nsure under this policv. Fire Insurance { invite your attention to my Fire Insur, tensi Agency, the a Ci Ea a iid 0! ed by any agency in Central Pennsylvania H. E. FENLON, 50-21. Agent, Bellefonte, Pa.