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he is afraid of being kicked. Then In the Tower of London are pre-
lof a sudden he makes a motion of Webster Slim, 16 The my DemO | rved some of the Telics of the. pas
306 glove Mie be bo Sensing 9 Sola. | (From the Philadeiphia Record. | ine rack for the glory of the Lord.” Some
o f J that would Oct. 17, 1913.) of these instruments of torture are dyed
Bellefonte, Pa., November 7, 1913. pot 1 1° | every dish in his pantry, | , While four candidates, Messrs. Hen- | deep with the blood of the unfortunates
— 0 ohow the man bappens to be ; d6rson. Alcorn, Kephart and Grim, | who suffered from them, and many of
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{ have been nominated for the two sufferers were women.
THE COLOGNIZ'NG OF KANSAS. out when it arrives and can’t receive | . sul 3
it in person. He shifts his feet at the | Places to be filled on the superior | der thought, and yet women today,
| are undergoing a slow torture, incom-
[Continued from page 6, Col. 4.) right instant and is an inch out of JSS yeh 3 Se Somilt Slegion, parably than the
fore the fight. and they took howe pynge Mike drives up with another | oo By gan kine : o
sologne to gladden the dull hours after geo rtment of wallops, but the Rube |X on can Sauk > or only one are racked ceaselessly
our departure. Every night Mike IS- on't there to sign for 'em. The lamp : hese, les e new Sou:puriisds ] joyless and the night is siespless, many
sued a challenge to meet and box all light grew muddy with Mike's blows, 2%. Be o ent purpose © ] gt a woman sees the gaunt, phan-
comers. but of course nobody ever whey all at once Mr. By Heck reached | ation is to give representation to the | tom of insanity clutching at her in
A inority. darkness.
took him up. except oncet. We had ' gown picked up his right hand, piled | = ! of
drifted through Kansas like a hint of pig knuckles up In a heap on it and | hud Ue Jour SSInidtes 5 Suned NF bY disease 3
sweet spring. disseminating music. threw it at Mojave. scription.
magic and pseudonymous filtered | «jt hit him abreast of the lower | Henderson, ow Sung Me har is i ;
drinking water till we had colognized | maxillaries andgsounded like a butch- | the Republican organization of the | 18 2 medicine remarkable for its direct
the whole state like Bill Penn back er heating steak with a cleaver. When State, : Bx:Oit
: need, an y Solicitor Alcorn and | 5.4 jts wonderful healing power. It heals
ed a ye oor 3» we Sod, ud | John W. Kephart are also Republi | yjceration and inflammation, cures female
‘corn dance from the how! that rose ! ana te Democrats of Deasssivanid weakness, soothes pain 2nd lone up the
from that audience. 1 didn’t count | there should be but one candidate to | and is altogether free from opium,cocaine
him out. He wouldn't have under- | .,nqider. ex-Senato G and other
stood, and them obsequies would bave | sxSenator D. Webster GEith
of Bucks county, who won his nomi | EE
heen an extravagance. 1 steps to the | nation fairly in a large fleld of aspir.| ——For high class Job Work come to
front of the stage. lifting my voice. || ants While a member of the state the WATCHMAN Office.
am a good loser, and a sinile is always | senate he earned a high reputation as |
on my face in adversity. a consistent supporter of good meas-
“Lady and genta,’ says I, ‘Senor | yreg and a vigorous opponent of vr | Medical.
Hiram Oates winna de fight. Congrat- cjoug legislation favored by the |
ulash.” Then 1 stops, for Hiram taps Jican machine. He stands well at the
| me on the shoulder. : | bar, and as the only candidate of his,
| You're next, Papriky. | party is entitled to its full support.
| “Me what? says I. | An additional argument in Mr.
i *“‘You're next.’ Grim’s favor is the fact that the Demo-!
! “‘No sabe’ says I. shrugging my | crats have at present but one mem-|
shoulders. ber, Judge Head, on the superior court |
i *“‘Yes, ye dew. Get into them mit- | bench. This is surely very inadequate
tens, for I'm going to clean up the representation, in view of the numeri 3:
whole caboodle of you. white, yeller cal strength of the partiy in this state, Corroboration
and black.’ ' and in all fairness they can claim that
| “I appealed to the Roman populace | they should have a greater proportion OF INTEREST TO BELLEFONTE READERS,
| with all the chili con carne accents in | of the judges. Of course, partisanship For months Bellefonte citizens have
| my vocabulary, but their thumbs is ought not to be carried to the bench, seen in these Columns enthusiastic has Sraise
! down. A gray bearded goat in the but that does not mean that everything dents. Would these (Drominent people
| rear of the hall hops up and cries: | must make way for the wishes of the comin a remedy Ja Bok Joven :
| “‘Hi-ram, kill the dago. The per- : Republican hosses. The Democrats of | ments after years had elapsed if personal
| PR esto owe | Se Ee sory of endorsements The Tolon:
| “'Dago! says 1. getting sore. ‘I Unrequited Genius. ing statement should carry conviction to
| ain't a dago. I'm as white as you. you The world has never learned the
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“Do him up. HY’ says 3 ty | name of the genius who conceived the
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idea of spreading butter upon his gave Joti .
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oar in fhe font WwW. dating ber bread. u combination of food elements | bad benefied me “Sreaty, 1 procured because you like the cut or the color or because you
“It hit him “brent of the lower maxil- Frenchman than I be. | more palatable. more wholesome and | when suring trom backache and evers don’t know where else to go. Our only hope of selling
BL Who One i we ndediin: by te. raping ding Beis Teal [Toe vam pin py fe J you another suit lies in the first one’s making good .
little place called or TE oes | Bone 108 Riskw and the pillows. oh professors who have ever lived has| jbo fidney BU Ne olay Bell, We're in business to sell you that second Suit. We
like I noticed a good many familar | poo. oioqciine “and the sands of the eeR ible to devise. oa Dens Kidney TIS 1 Your back: can do it by selling you first—a Suit that will make good.
faces in the audience that night, and | areeny sets my south on edge. but I'm | —————— aches—-if your kidneys bother you, don’t :
I remarked about Jt to Mike. | Sreely sete my ttl on ade. but Fm A Fatal Disease PA a No matter what your build may be, no matter what
“ “It looks like some of our former and we go at it like we Wis killing | A eelebrated general once inquired | that for Gone | had—the remedy back - : 1 : f b . h ’ S .
| | ed by home testimony. SOc all stores. you may demand in style or in fabric, there’s a Suit to
SUS} WT Ld Srove res fiom Hie pi | snakes. Thinks I: ‘I've got to rush Of one of hix soldiers the cause of his' Foster-Milburn Co. Prose. Buffalo, N . ;
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shows or have they become so addicted | 118 Kansas thistle off bis feet. Mike brother's death. Y. When Your Back is Lame—Remem: || meet your taste and to satisfy your ideas of economy.
was too gentle with him.’ So 1 chop ! “My brother died, sir.” replied the sol-
to the cologne that they want more? | up the air around him and remove it a “hecanme bp notin
Our entertainment went off bully | to get more room. 1 swing and jab . y. 8
that night, every line a scream and | and counter and cross. but 1 am u- | to do.
the house as warm as an August camp | lucky in hitting the places he had just | “Well, my man,” said the general,
meeting. Moreover, everybody clinch. | left. That boy is too shifty to hit with “that is reason enough to kill the’
ed with them four ounce bottles egre- | o op roun which is surely a pity, and Sreatest general of us all.” |
FAUBLE’S
gious, so they could stay and see the | 00 v1 qon't connect up with him
i Me na ke Joes ou, ie | ing Whatever Miewise be Jowg We Stands For Many. ES 58-4 The Up-to-Date Store.
front of the stage and issues his chal- | , 08 uy + Boy—Cow Is a noun, feminine gen-
h hair with it till I have
lenge to spar any man present for any | us i» - playing with me der. third person singular and stands
sum. Well, sir, | was near strangled |. 14" t10t Pm being put through my for Mary. | : h. shoes. shoes.
at the sight of a farmer about six feet | paces like a horse. in ott tired “Stands for Mary?" asked the mas- ..Cabinet Dockas . a
long who uplifts himself from the | .. , wabbly in the legs. and in one of A ter in astonishment.
hovsen, eT he | my rushes I run into the organ. leav- | “Yes, sir.” responded the urchin, with
ing a kneecap and create certain dis- go grip, “for if the cow didn't stand for
tected rosy feel though | . > :
he was te Bn Phiinid The pry | onde on. it- which gout sousd. ie the | yury how. could Mary Wilk the ow?"
A | ‘Maiden’s Prayer.’ 3weat is running | _
line map of this David was ridic’lous, | into my eyes, my lungs feel like they | London Express.
however. He had a kind of long lead | ,.q on tight shoes, while, like the |
pipe symmetry to him except at his nseen, I | His Hint.
joints, where he bulged and looked | Rose tet way urn to Du nase hg “Don't you want some needles,
like the main had been mended—just | qo om agp. | dear?" queried Brown ashe picked up
an animated job of plumbing. Meb- | “We have fought mebbe five min. | his shirt und glanced at the places Yeager’s Shoe Store
be he's like consomme.’ thinks 1, ‘thin. utes, with never a single blow landed, | where the buttons should have been,
but good. when | grow desperate and make & | “Why. no. replied Mrs. Brown.
He was thickened up and turned, | last appeal to the audience. “Why do you ask?"
over at both ends with the turriblest | “Ladies and gents’ | pants, ‘for “Oh. 1 thought.” said Brown a trifle
Jokilg Band ug 3 feet i Serey > | heaven's sake, stop this brutality! | nervously. “that probably your old ones
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bashfulness by cracking his knuckles. | bore old man yells: had become worn, by much we. "By
* ‘Nothi but rainwater, Hiram! | change.
He'd aggregate them digits up into a And De commenced to go Re
parcel and wring them out with the over me like a cooper hooping a barl It made book, Dr. Pi
rattle of musketry or the sound of a iI bigness ta k, Dr. Pierce's
man splitting kindling. Then to cover He soviided Me all 4round 15 see Common Sense Medical Adviser would
h bad any hoiler spots; then he played | still be one of the biggest books of the
te Tol te 1 BT coi | SILiopone wie on mv short vi, (sg with B 006, vies ind 7)
: | boxed the with short arm no number :
me of breaking an armful of chair legs. | Ins and hit me from four directions | Which makes the value of the tg on The short story of a Cabinet
“He was open and simple to gaze at. | at oncet, so that 1 fell forward toward | the extent and quality of knowledge it Dockash
though. and appeared to be incapable | nym He stepped back, shot one into | COBVEYS: > this test Dr. Pierce's great .
of deceit, for you could look plumb | my sink, then crossed to my butlers work on h Pio o8%: Yelology and hy, ene ren
into and through him by his nasal pantry and at last 1 saw the pretty, day. It is scientifically written, yet in| Let us show them to you. The
passages. He was a double bar’l look- | pretty fireworks. such simple English that all may under- —
Ing youth from the front, and Seating | “Late that night me and Mike (stand. It is sent free on receipt of
him in the gloom I'd have felt like he
ht the local at the water stamps to pay expense of mailing only. 1
Dt oe re Jol Jie Se ugh the loca) an vhe winter tauk | SSvOLts fay sae of Sav ou: Olewines Hardware
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for his nose rar'd back and stared you | the straw he says, feeling the bumps : Per binding, or 31 stamps in cloth, to Dr. | ss. .
right in the eye. Yes, that was a | on his head tender and gingery: RV. Pierce, Buffalo, NY. eva oh Ladies’ Shoe
Sugege DN his'n, and you { ‘Them minstrels had Just One Weak | eee averly
vy flashing a dark lantern ' point, Kink.’ ocod’'s Sars PP ————————————
down its dim and distant vistas you | *“‘What was it? | groans. Hoo 8 aparilla.
could see plumb back to his secret | *“‘We ought to have kept Balaam.’”
soul. He seemed devold of guile ab- .
olute SN 1 thinks towmset. Everyday Philosophy. Purify Your Blood | ge i. nignest quaity in that
The man with last year's automobile
is too slow in wit and movement to ay CASOLINES
hit Mike with a handful of shot. It's 1 Wore NROY {ea out of Sate i rid of humors, boils, pimples, * power without carbon)
really a pity to wallop bim. But [| 0 i Family Favorite Oil
senses a sort of thrill through the au- Ao the test: Zo0l4..op.. ourth Build up your nerves, . ‘ the clear, bright flame *’
dience and can hear ‘em shifting their are Tine a saves all of his Healtvcotor yous Fics 3 Lu SR ICANTS
feet. We had to split the gloves to money and the spendthrift who doesn’t By taking the true blood tonic, i all purposes : Cures Corn S
get them over the protuberances this J Free--320 page book--all about oil hog
youth called hands save aby. HOOD'S SARSAPARILLA go. Waverly Oil Works Co.
. Some men who drop nickels into the o,f
The Powler Opery House ain't bullt | contribution box at church carry away | Prepared onlyby C. I. Hood Co., Lowel Vp, Pittsburgh, Pa,
for no Parsifal productions, and what | pore religion than some others who | Mass. —over ak. hw AA
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with the organ. the sleight of hand | oe me ising 10 Mad Hood, its
drop dollars. Good,
fixtures and cologne boxes we are | 5 profit is not without honor in this
pinched for room on the stage How- country.—Lippincott's
ever, | place two chairs in opposite aa
corners and call the men out ‘to the
center to shake hands Mike is in red Others Barred Out.
The Pennsylvania State College. . -
tights, while the stranger has took off “She is his second wife, Isn't she?” Sold only at
his shoes and Is in sock feet, with his | “NO; 1 think she Is his fifth. Why
sleeves rolled up like he is out to beat | 41d you think she was the second?" The . P ennsylvania ’ State . College
a carpet. “For no particular reason, except iri
“‘Gentamen.’ says | in Mexikin | that he has a picture of another wom- EDWIN ERLE SPARKS, Ph.D. .. PRESIDENT. Y r Sh St
simulations, ‘you Gghts Cree min and | A8,oVer bis desk in bis den.” Established and maintained by the joint action of the United States Government and the €age S oe ore,
resta one. Shaka han’ Time! “That is a picture of his third wife.
“Say, this world: is a place of sad | She bappened to die."—Chicago Rec-
FIVE GREAT SCHOOLS—Agricul Engineering, Liberal Arts, Bush Arcade Buildin BELLEFONTE, PA.
surprises. There's only one thing so ord-Herald. 0g Rm Li 8
Siceltlil sv ibe - each—Also courses in Home Economics, Industrial Art and Physical BH
, u Sppeyristes. Su3 Viste Not Her Abode. Education—TUITION FREE to both sexes; incidental charges mod-
chin down, shoulder up, left foot dllatory lov » nd 8 First semester middle of September; second semester the first
straight, all in perfeot position and ag- er, “and perbaps it is cruel . :
ive 1a a asi. while the ome of me to take you from your father's of Febuary; Summer Jof Teasniss about the tir] Mohiay of Jene
DE a n= “But I don't live on the roof,” was 57-26 THE REGISTRAR, State College, Pennsylvania.
Mike's feet Me it is miiking time and | the pronipt meply.