BY P. GRAY MEEK. ae INK SLINGS. —1It is a safe bet that when the Re- publicans get together there will be a scrimmage on. —July and August may make the corn but the May showers are the milk to the infant seedling. —On a limestone road it is only a mat- ter of a few hours of sunshine and a lit- tle wind to make the change from mud to dust. —If the Colonel keeps on in his abste- mious way he will some day grow to be as good a temperance man as HARRY KELLER. —If President WILSON is going to drive the lobby out of Washington he will sure- ly supplant it with a move to pay those Senators higher salaries. —It must be encouraging to old maids and others when they read of the matri- monial possibilities of such men as NAT GoopwiN and DEWoLF HOPPER. —Oh—what a wonderful bird is the pelican, His beak can hold more than his belican, He can store in his beak, Enough food for a week, But I'm damned if I see how the helican. —Former President ROOSEVELT, Dutch to the core, said on the stand at Ishpem- ing, that he abhors beer. Rather unusu- al for a Dutchman but then TEDDY is an unusual Dutchman. —The federal government is planning to plant a million lobsters in New Jersey. And, incidentally, A. MITCHELL PALMER is planting a few in federal jobs in Penn- sylvania on his own account. —They say that the sausage eaten in this country in the course of a year would encircle the earth more than six times. It would, but it never will, for that isn’t what it is made for. ——The Progressives, meaning the fol- lowers of BILL FLINN in this State, have determined upon an energetic campaign in 1914 and so long as FLINN provides funds there will be no change in plans. —With an appropriation of $1,470,000 for The Pennsylvania State College it is beginning to look as though the Com- monwealth has decided to own its child and dress it up fit to be seen in college circles all over the land. ~The KAISER'S guests at the wed- ding of his daughter engaged in a free fight for souvenirs of the affair before they left the palace. Even royaity re- veals the passion of covetousness on occasion the same as us common folk. ——Chairman MCKINLEY, of the Re- “is giving a good imitation of 1 under adverse conditions. In an address to the public, the other day, he declares the future of his party is most hopeful. —And the way the Pittsburgh Pos/, the big newspaper noise in the Progressive fight last year, was throwing bouquets at Senator PENROSE, in its Wednesday is- sue, was enough to make a cigar Indian think that the motives of the Post are not beyond suspicion. ~The New York animal rescue league befriended 2117 homeless cats in March and just a week or so ago an up-State lad who had gone to the city to look for employment jumped into the East river in dispair, after failing to find a soul who had a kindly word for him. Strange world, isn't it? —Mr. ROOSEVELT made oath before that Ishpeming court that he never drank more than “one mint julip at a time.” It would have to be a most insatiate thirst or peculiarly formed gullet that would require more than one at a time to satis- fy it, and the ex-President wasn't asked either, how many “times” that one time was. —*“In a few words it may be said” that the editor of the WATCHMAN would care more for what the editor of the Centre Reporter may say if we had not heard so recently, the surprising story that the people of Centre Hall would be only too happy to trade back for the old newspa- per regime that they bought out for brother SMITH. —Every living soul in the town of Wy- oming, near Cincinnati, went to church last Sunday. Who'll head a moe to ac- complish such a remarkable and al- together praiseworthy outpouring in Bellefonte? It would be novel enough to be very interesting and, at the same time, might get a few of the “big church” in the habit of going to one of the little ones. —Well, the fight's on. N. B. SPANG- LER is quietly counting the fellows who are going to stand for him for president judge, as against Judge Orvis, and while it is probable that we won't have quite as much excitement as our friends, the Republicans, yet there is every indica- tion that there will be some strenuous campaigning before the winner goes un- der the wire. —If the 360,537 Keystoners who voted for Mr. BERRY in 1910 had voted for Mr GRM we would have a Democratic Gov- ernor at Harrisburg today. On the same theory, IF the 119,305 Democrats who voted for Mr. GRIM in 1910 should vote for Mr. PALMER the Keystoners may have a Governor in Harrisburg in 1914. We emphasize the if because Mr. PAL- MER is acting very much as if he prefers not to have Democratic votes. STATE RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. VOL. 58. «BELLEFONTE. PA. MAY 30. 19 Both Wholesome and Admonitory. The conviction of State Senator STEPH- EN J. STILWELL, of New York, upon the charge of soliciting money as recompense for voting for a measure pending in the Legislature of which he was a member ought to have both a wholesome and ad- monitory effect upon Senators and Rep- resentatives of other States. Mr. STIL- WELL favored the legislation in question but represented to the promotor of it that | py, the whole campaign was a bluff and designed only to put a new boss in members of the committee to which it had been referred would fail or refuse to report it out unless they were paid. The suggestion was not followed but an ex- posure was made and a senatorial inves- tigation was instituted. The inquisition resulted in a generous coat of whitewash for the accused Senator. This is not a good year for disposing of such charges in that way, in New York, at least, and the district attorney brought the matter to the attention of the grand jury. Much testimony was taken to show that Senator STILWELL is an exceedingly exemplary gentleman whereas his accuser is anything else than that. But the incident was sufficiently supported by fact and circumstance to convince the jury and upon the first vote of that body a verdict of guilt was ex- pressed and the accused was remanded to jail for sentence later. The penalty is very severe, being several years in the penitentiary and a heavy fine. The trial judge refused a motion to set the verdict aside. If the prosecution of Senators and Rep- resentatives in Legislatures for such ac- tions should become a habit, what would become of some of the statesmen who have adorned the legislative chambers of this and other States? Solicitation of bribes to vote for or against pending measures has been a rather common oc- currence in Harrisburg, if recurring ru- mors in the corridors are to be relied up- on, and a good many Senators and Rep- resentatives have, at one time or another, supplemented their salaries by getting on one side or the other of “pinch” bills in- troduced mainly to get those interested | true v to “come across.” But the incident just | more a tious if not honest and therefore itshould be regarded in the light of a public bene- faction. ——Mr. CARNEGIE declares that he is ready to shoulder a musket in the event of war with Japan but the chances are that was only a Scotch joke. In any event Mr. CARNEGIE with a musket on his shoulder would be a joke. Hitchcock’s Policy and Burleson’s. Postmaster General BURLESON has been receiving many complaints, since he en- tered upon the duties of his office, of in- efficiency in the postal service. The de- livery service has been bad in various cities, these complaints indicate, and the employees in postoffices and in the rail- way mail service have been overworked. With the view of ascertaining the causes he instituted an investigation. The re- sult has been the discovery that his pred- ecessor in office had been sacrificing effi- ciency in order to wipe out the deficien- cy which has occurred almost from the beginning of the service. Mr. HITCH- COCK appears to have conceived the idea that a surplus is preferable to good ser- vice. We have no quarrel with the most rig- id economy in the administration of the government. Profligacy is one of the greatest evils of public life. Many men imagine that the squandering of other people’s money is a virtue. But econo- my ought not to be practiced at the ex- pense of efficiency. Overworking men is not a good way of reducing expenses, anymore than withholding wages is a wise method of making favorable bal- ances on the books. The wages have to be paid some time and itis better to pay promptly than cause suffering by delay. Mr. Hitcucock held up bills until after the close of one fiscal year in order to make a good showing and saddled ex- penses upon the new administration which ought to have been paid by the old. ; Postmaster General BURLESON will pursue a different policy with respect to these things. He will exact from em- ployees of the Department full and effi- cient service but will not impair their usefulness by overworking them or de- stroy their efficiency by withholding their just recompense. Much additional labor has been put upon the Department by new regulations and the way to meet it is to make the force adequate and this is what Mr. BURLESON proposes to do. Pos- sibly an inadequate force can perform a given amount of work if given sufficient time. But tardy service is inefficient and the people demand efficiency and are en- tirely willing to pay for it. ~The Bellefonte hospital apprepria- tion bill passed the House unanimously y. on Wednesda, Are the People Rulin g? In the conclusion of a two column discussion of Mr. BRYAN's definition of Dem- ocracy the Centre Democrat last week used these words: “The Centre Democrat is confident in the ability of the people to rule.” If you read the article at all you came to the conclusion, no doubt, that it was merely a rehash of what the editor of the Democrat has been harping on for the past year. Putting the bosses out and letting the people rule. every Democrat in the county, whether he be Progressive or Regular, is willing to admit now. For nothing could savor more of complete domination than the ar- rogant assumption of A. MITCHELL PALMER and VANCE MCCORMICK to pass the last word on the aspirations of men for office all over Pennsylvania. And, further still, they have delegated a part of the business of bossing to a favorite or two in each county, and gone so far as to let it be known that no man need apply for favor unless he first secures the endorsement of their delegated local boss. In Centre county, where the party never had a boss and where no man can point to a time when the word of one individual was final in matters of Democrat- ic policy or Democratic preferment, PALMER and MCCORMICK have designated the editor of the Centre Democrat boss. We make this statement for three rea- sons, viz.: Mr. PALMER himself told RoBerT F. HUNTER that he would consider no ap- plicants for office from Centre county unless they could get the endorsement of Kurtz and KiMporT. This was on the occasion of a visit which Mr. HUNTER made to Washington to ascertain what chances he had of being made United States Marshall for the western district of Pennsylvania. When Mr. JOHN M. SHUGERT went to Harrisburg to see VANCE MCCORMICK in the interest of Rev. JOHN HEWITT, who is an aspirant for a consular appointment, Mr. MCCORMICK told him that before Mr. HEWITT'S application could be consider- ed he would have to have the endorsement of KURTZ. Within the last week it has come to our knowledge that applicants for post” offices in various parts of the county have received written advice from Mr. PAL- MER himself that they must have the endorsement of KURTZ before they can be considered at all. What does it all mean? It means simply this. PALMER and MCCORMICK, with the disposal of the federal patronage in Pennsylvania at their command, pur- pose building up a machine in your party that will inake it as completely their tool as it is possible to become and all through such local agencies as the Centre Democrat. Voters of Centre county the Centre Democrat and KURTZ fooled you last year. They may have “been confident in the ability of the people to rule,” but that wasn’t the game they were playing. The Centre Democrat was using every one of _ you as levers to lift its editor into a five thousand dollar job and the position of boss in Centre county as well. that it has been preaching rang ? Why, out of a dozen or should the one be selected whom Mr. ROWLES, we understand, is a very deserving young Democrat, clean and quite competent to make a good postmaster. But while he is a comparative new- comer to Philipsburg and even may not have had the majority support of the pa- trons of the post-office there, all he actually did need was the endorsement of KUrTz. Why then, if the people are to rule, is the postmaster at Philipsburg re- ally appointed because a boss in Bellefonte says he can be. It seems to us that the people in Philipsburg amounted to nothing in the selection of their own offi. cial and, in truth, they didn’t. The question is how long will they stand for this kind of thing? Understand that we have no intention of dignifying the editor of the Centre Democrat by declaring that he is boss of the Democracy of Centre county. Because while there have been many changes within our party lines here, we still have unswerving loyalty for fifty-eight years, to believe that it could not fall solow as to submit to such humiliation. But he is the delegated boss of bosses PALMER and McCorMICK and they are playing the game to take the party by the throat and choke it into swallowing anything that may be designed to further their own self- ish ambitions. The one wants to be Governor, the other United States Senator. You have seen every one of these Reorganizers, from GEO. W. GUTHRIE down, placed in high salaried positions and what have you gotten in the way of better or cleaner party organization. Nothing, absolutely nothing, but the orders to go to KURTZ before you can get even a hearing from the men in charge of your party. If you stop and ponder over these things soberly you will come to the conclu- sion that while the people may be able to rule they are getting less opportunity to do it now than they ever had before. Next to putting the bosses out the favorite theme of the Democrat was to make you believe that a few were getting more than their share of the crumbs that fell to Democrats in Republican Pennsylvania. While it is a matter of record that the Centre Democrat has drawn more from the county treasury, since it has been owned by its present editor, than any Democratic paper in thz county, how has its catspaw, county chairman KIMPORT been served? For nine years he was clerk in the Prothonotary’s office. Then he had seven years as Prothonotary. Sixteen years at the public teat -is some record for a man scarcely yet in middle age. To add to this it is now rumored that because our county chairman can be relied upon to carry out the orders that boss PALMER sends here he is to be given a federal job with a salary of $2500.00. Thatwill last four years at least and run the grand total of KIMPORT’S graft from the party up to twenty years. With these facts and these figures staring you in the face, if you area ration- al man, you must admit that it wasn’t all to let the people rule and to get rid of the bosses and grafters that KUrTz and KIMPORT were working last year or are working now. They are for themselves, first last and all the time and in order to get jobs have sold you completely into the hands of PALMER and MCCORMICK. The people rule, forsooth! When men like HILE GRIFFIN, of Stormstown, fifty years 2 Democrat in a district where it means something to stand up for the par- ty, and last year a Progressive, have to come crawling like cravens for the en- dorsement of PALMER'S little boss before they can hope to have a look in for post- master of their home town where HILE has spent seventy years and KURTZ prob- ably no more than ten minutes. It isn't what you voted for Progressives. Is it? But itsall you'll get as long as PALMER and McCormick and KURTZ and KIMPORT can use you. mm —— Ens ——Anyway the KAISER'S son-in-law | ——Senator LA FOLLETTE has announc- has the promise of a job. The KAISER ed, semi-officially, that he is opposed to says he will make him King of Hanover, the UnpErwoOOD tariff bill and will fight with a population of a million or so and | it no matter what alterations are made that number of people can be held for a | in the Senate committee. The Senator good salary. is more concerned about his own political estate than about the interests of the ——Still the calamity howler is discon- people. | solate. Nothing but good reports of fu-| ——The rainy weather we have had | ture business prospects can be heard | the past two weeks was just the kind the anywhere. farmers wanted. 13. faith enough in and respect for the party, to which the WATCHMAN has given its §RECEATIEE EERE HE From the New York Wi The high sasifl lobby 2 Washingion was concen gS on ie So a gia a o was elected by 435 of the 531 electoral votes. There was no chance for the lobby in that situation. os Beet 5 are 0 : lege and plunder, and cans of every variety. , that was another unpromising or narrows and the hopes of the lobby rise. The Democrats commissioned by States and people to reduce the cost of living and check the trusts and combines num- the polls and phenomenal majorities in the college and the House of tatives, expresses itself in the Senate by a majority of six—and that un- certain. If the Republicans hold togeth- er it will be necessary for the lobby to detach but four Democrats to gain a ma- jority and defeat a reform which a few months ago seemed irresistible. Here is the weak spotin the people's lines, and here with unerring sagacity the sappers and miners of the protected trusts are already at work. atch the Senate! Watch the lobby! Things are Different Now. From the New York Tribune, Washington dispatches say that Senator Ollie James has received a letter of con- gratulation from President Wilson on the able manner in which he chewed up the two Democratic Sena who are tariff bill. such a letter a matter of genuine con- Harry is Worse than a Buzz Saw. Pegusthe YWadhinithon Ss: : Instead ping himself out, Harry other people into ——For high class Job Work come to the WATCHMAN Office. | there under the new law _ SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. —The Huntingdon county jail has but four inmates, the smallest number in four years. —Rev. Dr R. R. Reed, of State College, was the speaker at the Punxsutawney high school com- mencement a few nights ago, when nineteen young folks received diplomas. —State troopers, although reported discourag- ed, are keeping up a search for the murderer of Grace Johnston, the Trafford City girl whose tragic end stirred the entire State. —Punxsutawney merchants will keep only half holiday on Memorial day, July ith, Thanks- giving and Labor day. On Christmas they will close all day, for the only time in the year. ~The rebuilding of the Clearfield Brick Man- ufacturing Co's plant at Krebs, destroyed by fire on April 16th, is progressing rapidly. This same company is adding a new kiln to its Riverview —~Sykesville is having a boom. With work rapidly progressing on the new coke ovens, the town is filled with busy men and houses are in great demand. A new powerhouse is going up Lewistown had to suspend putting up measles quarantine cards and wait on a fresh supply from the printers. Doctors also exhausted their sup- ply of report blanks. Eleven new cases in one day is the latest report. ~—James Moyer, of Yeagertown, according to the Lewistown Sentinel, caught a trout measur- ing twenty-six inches and weighing six pounds. He proudly exhibited his catch to a number of Reedsville people who vouch for the big fish story. . Andrew Spanogle, of Lewistown, who is only 90 years old, has purchased a Ford touring car and is learning to it himself. Heis in the habit of spending the winters in Florida and expects to journey thither next fall overland in his new car. ~While Miss Edith Smithgall, of Wallis Run, near Williamsport, was standing on the porch at her home a few mornings ago, she saw a big black bear sitting in the yard. While she was calling her brother, the bear leisurely started for its mountain home. —Mrs. William Shannon, aged 75 years, com" mitted suicide by hanging at her home in Milton late Saturday afternoon. She sent her husband down town on an errand and when he returned he found the woman's body hanging by a rope from a rafter in an outhouse. ~The Susquehanna silk mills at Milton are working steadily and in a short time several car- loads of new looms will arrive and be placed in position. When these are installed there will be work for many more people. The silk mill is one of Milton's thriving industries. ~While Miss Mabel M. Derby, of Latrobe, lay dying of anacute attack of diabetes a seamstress, not knowing of her sudden illness, was taking the finishing stitches in a gown intended for her wedding trousseau. She was aged 24 years and was to have been married in June to James Mc- Clay, of that place. —Folk dancing is barred in the Johnstown schools as a part of the curriculum. The action was taken by the board of directors, because of objections of patrons to the teaching of dancing. The millage was fixed at six and one-half mills and a bond issue of $170,000 authorized for build- ing and improvements. —The Gettysburg battle semi-centenial com- The time for filing such applications will cease on June 1 and those which are received after that date will not be filed. —Bert Balog, a 16-year-old Hungarian resident : , was the first to be arrested prohibiting minors using cigarettes. He claimed ignorance of the law and said the smokes had been given him by a stranger at a wedding celebration at which he had been one of the orchestra. —At least two robbers and a wagon are sup- posed to have been busy at the Weaver store, Montoursville, recently, to get away with more than $200 worth of clothing and shoes. A show case was smashed, evidently in a malicious spirit. There is no clue to the identity of the thieves, who had broken open a back door. —Blairsville is to furnish its own power for its water plant. The town council recently turned down a proposition from the Penn Electric com- pany and will use coal from its own coal land. of which it owns five acres. The coal can be hauled for ten cents a ton and mining will cost fifty cents. Steam will be used instead of elec- tricity. —A peculiar accident occurred recently at Force, which cost the life of Conductor H. Luth- er, of the Pittsburgh, Shawmut and Northern railroad. A barre! of molasses which was being unloaded at that place slipped as it was being taken from the car and fell striking the conduc- tor who was below the car, on the head and crushing his skull. —A dispatch from Washington says: The Penn- sylvania criminal “indeterminate sentence” laws of 1909 and 1911 were declared valid today by the supreme court in denying writs of habeas corpus to J. Harry Spencer, Albert L. Scholl and Frank L. Moyer, formerly of Williamsport, Pa., who sought release from the Pennsylvania peniten- tiary in test cases. —~Tramps sleeping in a hay mow are blamed for the destruction by fire of a barn belonging to Daniel Devlin, a prominent Somerset county farmer, near Vinco. Four horses, four cows, a fine steer and a calf succumbed to the flames and a lot of farming implements are a total loss. There is only partial insurance on the more than $4,000 worth of property destroyed. —Mrs. Charies Egler, formerly Miss Mary Geisinger, of Portage township, Cambria county, may secure $500 if she makes her whereabouts known to the Cambria county authorities. Mrs. Egler is the only sister of George Geisinger, who died in a hospital at Johnstown several days ago and in his will he bequeaths $500 to her if she can be located within five years. —William Nighthart, the veteran fisherman of night recently he caught 540 fine shad, the next night he got 78. He has shipped some fine speci- mens to his home in Lewistown. Mr. Nighthart has been a fisherman for thirty years past. Last season he caught carp in the Juniata river waigh- ment.