I EE rr ———— BY P. GRAY MEEK. INK SLINGS. —Get your. fly screens in place before the flies get in. —1If the thought of doing it makes you hesitate, don’t do it. —Its awful for a town to be too small for the large circus and too large for the small one. —Anyway you look at him King Nicuoras, of Montenegro, is some potentate. —HARRY GREEN is some philosopher on the fecundity of the fly and he ad- vises swatting them early and often. —California evidently wants to be Progressive on parade, but reserves the right to fall back on “State Rights” in practice. —The farmer no sooner gets through worrying about getting his fields seeded down than he begins to worry about the seedlings coming up. —The Borough's street physicians performed a highly successful operation for curvature of the spine on the Water street crossing on Tuesday. —Incidentally, clean-up day doesn't apply exclusively to your back yard. There are some anatomical garbage piles that a hose wouldn't hurt once ina while. —This is the time of year when the neighbor with a promising young garden is apt to lose some of his friendliness for the neighbor with a promising brood of young chickens. —If you don’t like to swat the fly read how a facetious writer in the Millheim Journal advises exterminating him. The method is fully described in the fifth column of this paper. —If you want to know the man who put the dust in the duster just buy one of the dollar-fifty variety and take a drive over the Centre county roads, after a dry spell of a week or more. —JACK JOHNSON is at last on trial in Chicago. Nine indictments are piled up against him and if the law can put him down for forty-five counts he can be sentenced to forty-five years in the pen and $90,000 fine, or both. —A few car loads of crushed stone, a steam roller loaned by the State High- way department, plus a little labor, has transformed the Slough of Despond back into a splendid Main street in what was otherwise the thrifty looking town of Centre Hall. Incidentally, council, Judge ORvis, Dr. ScuMipT and Burgess BOWER might have an eye on the bad boys while they are chasing the bad girls off the streets at night. We fancy that the lure of the bad boy is quite as harmful as the will- ingness of the bad girl. —While we don't think they ought to want to, women should have the right to vote if they do want to. But women who perform like those English Sufiragettes should be put in a place where they can't vote and left to starve themselves, if they want to do that. —Dr. SCRIPTURE, the eminent neurolo- gist, of New York, has just published a paper in which he declares that “two fisted” or ambi-dextrous persons never dream. What a lot of horrors they escape and then they never have to waken up to find themselves still a ten dollar clerk after dreaming of being a muliti-millionaire. —JAMES J. HILL suggests that Con- gress adjourn for ten years and give the country a chance. It might not be a bad thing after this one gets through re- vising the tariff downward. But why restrict it to Congress? Wouldn't we all be better off and happier if Legislatures, councils and local gossiping societies all acted upon Mr. HILL'S suggestion. —Qur Lemont correspondent remarks that “the whippoor-will has come to furnish music to brighten the evenings.” The Lord help our poor friend WILLIAMS if he is so unhappily surrounded that the dolorous song of the whippoor-will sounds joyful to him. If you have never heard one, it makes a noise like AD. FAUBLE singing a solo in a Catholic church. —*“Spondylotherapy” is the name of a new practice in medicine. It means that if your liver, or your heart or your lungs or your gizzard is out of order Dr. So | and So will take an ordinary tack ham- mer and by pounding on a certain ver- tebra of the spinal column cure you in a jiffy. It is a new and very won- derful discovery and, of course, has to have a wonderful name, but it “gangster,” “PENROSE-annex,” “Jim HALL'S man” and all the other bad names you want to call a really good Democrat, won quite a victory on the floor of the House Monday when he succeeded in saving his party enrollment bill from buried in committee. The bill designed to prevent one party from raid- another and as the best reform bill before a g ; j E J filet: STAT RIGHTS AND FEDERAL UNION. Unfulfilled Pledges. i It is questionable which of the two | bodies, the members of the House and | Senate at Harrisburg, or the three or four men who now imagine themselves | to be, and act for, the Democratic State organization, are deserving of severest censure for failing to make good the | many and positive pledges given the pub- { lic when candidates for the positions they now occupy. Both of these bodies got into power through specific pledges:—The former, | that they would enact such legislation as | the people demanded and as their re- spective party platforms professed to fa- vor; the latter, that the Democratic peo- ple of the State would, in case of their success, be consulted on ALL matters in which the party had an interest or which had any connection with its welfare or success. We all know how utterly the men chosen to make our laws have failed to show that they are a particle better than the discredited Legislators who have pre- ceded them, and when they adjourn, some time about the middie of the year, they will not have a particle more to point to in the way of good work than the veriest machine bossed crowd of law makers that has ever disgraced the State. And it is about the same with those who are now recognized as the mana- gers, the leaders and the bosses of our own State organization. They succeed- ed to the places they now fill, after a campaign of the most profuse promises that they were seeking “only the harmo- ny of the party,” and that if they were entrusted with its management every- thing affecting its welfare, in any way, would be submitted to the Democratic people. Thatin fact it would be a party controlled by its voters and not by boss- es—that the men who made up and con- stituted its strength would dictate its ac- tions and choose its representatives; that from the day of their accession to power there would be an end to any secret ma- nipulatiop of party interests, any back- room business, any “bossism” or any dic- tation from any source. The Democrat- ic people were to have a full knowledge of everything being done, and to be giv- en a voice in every party action. In fact, they, the Democratic people, were to be the party bosses. Have they been? Has there been, or is there now, any effort being made to harmonize the party, to lessen factional differences, or to consult and advise with the Democratic people about anything that is being, or is to be done for the par- ty good? We refer to these matters more partic- ularly that those most interested in them may reflect over, and understand, how much more consistent it might ap- pear to the ordinary looker on in our de- mands for the fulfillment of legislative pledges, if we were to require the carry- ing out also of the political pledges of our own leaders. ——A Hall of Fame has been started at the University of Wisconsin with the view, probably, of perpetuating the mem- ory of Senator STEVENSON. A Creditable Appointment. While there may not have been any general demand on the part of the Dem- ocracy of Pennsylvania that President WILSON should select for the important post of Ambassador to Japan, Mr. GEO. W. GUTHRIE, acting chairman of the Democratic State organization, there are but few Democrats within the State who will not approve of, and cheerfully ac- quiesce in that appointment. In the first place, it will secure to the government a most creditable and conscientious repre- sentative; for think what we may of Mr. GUTHRIE'S deservings, there are none but : will concede that he has both the dignity and ability requisite for the position, nor will any doubt that he will do his very best to fill the place to the entire credits as well as the bestinterests of the country he represents. Inthe second place, there are a geodly number of the party who | really believe he was entitled to some appointment and will be pleased that he has been so prominently fixed; while the many others, who doubt the justice of giving the best places to those who have done the least to build up the party, will be gratified to know that he is so placed that his future neglect of party duties, and his natural instincts to create divi- sions and build up factions, will not be as effective in demoralizing the Democracy of the State as they have been since his uncalled for and open opposition to Mr. BRYAN in each of his different cam- paigns. All in all, from the WATCH- MAN'S way of looking at things, the Presi- dent has done well. He, the coun- try. Mr. GUTHRIE and the Democrats of Pennsylvania, are entitled to congratula- — | general public. VELT just as Mr. MELLEN looted the share tion for this last, and ought to be gen erally acceptable, appointment. i BE Roosevelt a Corruptionist. The testimony of President MELLEN, of the New York, New Haven and Hart- ford railroad, with respect to profits on sales of shares in his own road may not have been surprising to the frenzied financiers who manage the money trust, but it was certainly interesting to the It had been ascertained that Mr. MELLEN had “raked off” a mat- ter of $102,000 in transactions in the securities of the corporation of which he was the executive head and an investiga- tion was instituted. He admitted both the operations and the profits but justi- fied both by setting up the defense that he had contributed, out of his personal | funds, more than that amount to the | ROOSEVELT campaign fund in 1904. It will be remembered that near the close of that memorable campaign ALTON | B. PARKER, the Democratic nominee for | President, asserted in a public speech | that the ROOSEVELT campaign was being | financed by certain corporations inter- | ested in sinister legislation and question- | able administrative actions. Mr. ROOSE- VELT indignantly denied the statement and denounced Mr. PARKER as a malig- nant falsifier. Subsequently it was proved that the big insurance companies had contributed funds belonging to their policy holders through Mr. GEORGE W. PERKINS and now Mr. MELLEN testifies that at least one of the predatory rail- road corporations indulged in the same practice at the expense of its sharehold- ers. In the face of such disclosures can it be possible for THEODORE ROOSEVELT to further impose upon public credulity by the false pretense that he was then, is now or ever can be in opposition to cor- porate corruption? Mr. PERKINS stole the money of the insurance policy holders in order to purchase the election of ROOSE- holders of the New York, New Haven and Hartford railroad for a similar purpose. And these shrewd business men knew that the money was wisely invested, not in the interestof those from whom it was stolen, but for the personal advantage of those who committed the robbery. The evidence of Mr. MELLEN proves ROOSE- VELT a corruptionist. ——We have no idea that Japan will inaugurate a war with the United States | vertisement of the school board of the and if it does we will be sorry for Japan. | borough of State College asking for bids Nevertheless sand-lot statesmanship is | for the erection of a new five room High hardly as bad as new nationalism and school building. The school facilities there are so crowded that the board is compelled to provide additional facilities. and the members have now decided to go ahead and do so, notwithstanding the fact that the citizens have on several oc- | casions voted against a bond issue to raise funds for the purpose of erecting a whichever horn of the dilemma gets us we are in for a painful operation. Tariff Bill Moving Forward. The House of Representatives in Wash- ington has made unexpectedly rapid progress with the tariff bill. While it cannot be said that there was any re- straint upon the freedom of speech little time was wasted in oratory and it may be predicted that within a few days the measure will be under consideration in the Senate. There is danger, of course, that it may be held up in the Senate committee. But present signs fail to indicate such a result. The Senators realize that the people demand tariff | revision and correctly estimate that it is | foolish to antagonize public sentiment all | the time. Since TAFT'S veto of the tariff bills | last year the people have been robbed of nearly a billion of dollars. Even if re- duced rates had not decreased the cost of living, therefore, the country would be | that much richer now, for with nations as with individuals a penny saved is athe town and wandered around an entire | penny earned and money taken from the | gay on Bald Eagle avenue without being | disturbed or alarmed and the next day | earnings of the people in excess of the amount required for the expenses of gov- tion to the sums taken. But the decrease | living very materially. If that were not true there would have been no fight to! retain the high duties. | In view of these facts the country is to LLEFONTE, D2: MAY 9, 1913. The proposed investigation of the charge that a bill recently signed by the Governor was “juggled” through the Leg- islature will be interesting if it is thor- Vice. President Marshall’s Warning. an offense against plutocracy. He has publicly waste] he wealthy that unless ough. The bill in question relates to tax ment, events of an unpleasant nature collectors in Wilkes-Barre To make it | available for its purpose at once it was necessary that it be signed by the Gov- ernor by a certain day. According to gossip current in the Legislative lobbies at Harrisburg it was not passed finally until after that time. But the Republi- can machine is equal to such emergen- cies. The bill was signed in advance of passage but unfortunately the one signed was not the one passed. In other words the bill as passed contained matter not expressed in the bill signed. We can imagine no greater outrage against popular and orderly government than this. The fundamental law of the State prescribes certain forms for the enactment of laws. “Bills must be read in place, referred to committees, consid- ered in the committees to which they are referred, reported out and “read at length on three separate days, consider- ed and agreed to” in each of the co-ordi- nate branches of the General Assembly. Then they must be approved by the Gov- ernor or returned without his approval. It is notorious that few of these require- ments are complied with. But hitherto the mandate that they be sent to the ‘Governor for approval after passage has béen respected. According to the best evidence attain- able this was not done in this par- ticular case. The passage of the measure through the Legislature was retarded for some reason and as polit ical exigencies required that it be signed before it could be run through the Legislative mill, it was signed in “skele- ton” form and afterward passed with amendments. The situation is both nov- el and interesting. It involves a meas- ure of moral turpitude upon the part of somebody that is amazing and we hope a searching investigation will be made. investigations that have been oc- bourbon obstinacy Vice President Marshall's mild and cau- ous | may What these unpleasant events may be he did not beyond suggesting that repeal of all tance laws might be one of them. Predictions of revolution to follow a place as Mr. Marshall fills to publicly express himself so. In doing this he has sinned against plunderbund interests. Plutocracy does te. The man who publicly warns it possi- bility of a revolution is in as ble as one who tries to t oody uprising. Mr. Marshall's address was delivered at a time when the plutocratic interests of New York are Workin tempt to ina a relief for a masses. for a referendum on the ques- tion of cutting in half the tax rates on ew York city. this meas- New York city by a tre- ority. Taxes on unimprov- or tly improved property will be and many of the owners will be forced to build ¢ increase Housing 3c. comm ons for congested popula- tion of the East Side. But even this slight toward the single taxis too much for the ory interests. They are bitterly ting it. Even if the majority of New York voters do favor it they are determined that the will of the people must not prevail. rents may force hundreds of into foul, disease- breeding tenements and may cause the Sutitely d death, of thousands of ig infan respectable members allied real estate interests of New tolerate meas- — 8 be relief. Here is an example of which fully justifies warning. His reasoning cannot be refuted by ridicule or vituperation. The Shame of California. i cupying time and energy at Harrisburg may blaze a trail to the penitentiary. ——In the advertising columns of today’s WATCHMAN will be found an ad- | High school building. ——1In the neighborhood of five hun- dred Sophomores and Freshmen strug- gled, writhed wriggled and twisted in their annual flag scrap on the campus at State College last Saturday afternoon. The Freshmen were the victors because they out-numbered their opponents al- Owing to the hot hose was called into service and water was sprayed upon the | battling students to prevent them from . being overcome by the heat. No casual- most two to one. weather the fire ties of a serious character occurred. w ¢ to the gospel of social justice, unlike chari- | ty, does not begin at home; California, | whose fervent acceptance of the new na- | tionalism is now being mitigated by as prety a case of States rights disease as been recorded in recent years; Cali- | fornia, which feels that her own interests | are superior to those of the nation, and that when it comes to an issue between the constitution of the United States and the control of the strawberry industry in the neighborhood of Florin, Sacramento | county, the constitution must go hang; this high-spirited State, which has now ‘assumed an attitude of “What-are-you ‘ going-to-do-about-it” to the rest of the ! country, is preparing to commemorate in | its exposition of two years hence the | completion of the Panama canal. The ! money that is building the Panama ca- | nal has not come exclusively from: the | neighborhood of Florin, in Sacramento county. The citizens of Minnesota and Vermont have not refused to pay their | internal revenue taxes on the ground | that their good money was being spent on a canal which did them not the least | bit of good, whatever it might do for the development of the Pacific coast and the upbuilding of San Francisco. The peev- complaint that it simply will not give {up its own rights for the sake of the country at large comes with ill grace from a community which experienced | the lavish outpouring of the nation’s bounty in the time of calamity seven years ago, and which is now, through the | nation’s magnificent enterprise, prepar- ing to harvest a prosperity that surely, | surely will exceed the interests involved ——Tyrone must certainly be a dead jp the Florin strawberry patches. town, according to the correspondent of the Altoona Times, who stated that last | Is He a Benefactor? week a real live groundhog strayed into From the York Gazette. It will certainly be regretted by many that Dr. Friedmann in contravention to his several assertions that he was not | over here to commercialize his remedy : took in the sights on Pennsylvania ave- | for tuberculosis, has sold his rights and ernment makes for poverty in propor- | nue yntil late in the afternoon when he : formula to a syndicate for a A amount v : | was clubbed and captured by a number | in tariff rates will decrease the cost of | of citizens. Quiet as Bellefonte appears | here. ——The trial of pugilist JACK JOHN- purchasing firm to the effect that be congratulated upon the certainty of ' SON under the White Slave Act is in the speedy passage and approval of the progress in Chicago and it is safe to say of money and Stuck, From : sionz] side, his action will appear un- ‘ethical and contrary to many noble ex- {to be such a thing could not happen amples in the past. Still, criticism must be considerably ! minimized by the announcement of fhe very poor will be treated free of charge at the various institutes and that fees will be graduated to hit the purses of UnpErRwoOD bill. In the soladarity of that if he gets full justice the black peril ' others. This puts a much better aspect their representatives in Congress there is | Will be harmless for some time to come. equal reason for congratulating the! Democrats. The splendid equipment of | the party in statesmanship and leader- ship is a complete answer to the accusa- tions that have been current for years that the Democracy is a discordant mob | incapable of constructive work. While the Republican leaders were fighting, bickering and back-biting the Democrats under the magnificent leadership of UNDERWOOD have gone forward to vic- | tory. ——Really the Republican leaders in Congress are too severe on each other. Yet we are almost inclined to believe they are telling the truth. ———— tion is a long way off andthe early worm always gets the worst of it in the long — There are several murder cases Of the remedy and this ' scheduled for trial at Pottsville this week | and still there is a large-sized suspicion ' and the | that all the Schuylkill countians who de- serve hanging haven't been found out. -President REA, of the Pennsylva- nia railroad, predicts a considerable in- | crease in freight rates in the near future, but probably he is only tuning the peo- | ple’s ears to an unpleasant sound. —Speaker ALTER is doing his best to please all interests in the Legislature and it must be admitted that in jugglery he is developing a high order of talent. Li {| S———————————————————— —Don’t miss the Old Maid’s club ‘meeting in Petrikin hall tonight. It will be worth far more than the 25 or 35 cts. admission that will be charged. ' on Dr, Friedmann’s character. { The chief thing is to prove the efficacy has not yet been established. If the serum turns out to be a useful specific for the white | 1 : Feed tele § : g 5 ¥ : F i i if 5 : } : SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. ~The Dicks-Miles wholesale produce firm at DuBois has contracted for the erection of a fine new business building to be completed by the latter part of August. —Breezewood has been having a smallpox scare. Churches were closed and sore arms were epidemic, but the dreaded disease did not make its appearance. —H. K. Crissman, of Philadelphia, went to Du- Bois recently to take his aged mother to his home. While at that place he took ill and died of neuralgia of the heart. —Barnesboro citizens are favoring the munici- pal water plant idea and are trying to finda remedy for the threatened shortage before the summer drought comes. ~Will Emery, digging for bait at his home in Philipsburg, dug up a British coin of the year 1797, which probably was the property of one of the early settlers of that place. —At a recent meeting of the Clearfield fire de- partment it was decided to try to secure the dis- trict convention for 1914, provided the business men are willing to aid with the finances. —One hundred green headed bull frogs and two gallons of bull spawn have been placed in the trout dam of the Crystal Springs Hunting camp, in the mountains of Clearfield county. —Miss Orpha Sloppy, a New Millport school teacher, lost a handbag containing $175 a few days ago. Little Miss Louise Turner found it and took the trouble necessary to find the owner, —Two of the drying sheds of the Clearfield Clay Working company’s plant were recently destroyed by fire, at a loss of §3,000. The plant. however, will still be able to get out its orders. —Because the ordinance granting a franchise to the People’s Gas company of Pittsburg didn't contain a provision caring for the streets that would betorn up by the company, the burgess of Somerset promptly vetoed the measure. —Heat generated in a box of clean woolen waste caused a $1,000 fire in the American Natur- al Gas company’s quarters at Indiana. The fire men were meeting in their rooms in the next building and the blaze hadn't much chance. -Punxsutawney citizens will have a meeting on Tuesday to consider forming a company to build a trolley line from that place to Rossiter—a dis- tance of six miles, through a populous country. It is expected that Rossiter people will subscribe liberally. ~The handsome country home of Charles M. Schwab, of Loretto, was damaged to the extent of $2,000 by fire which started from an over- heated stove in the kitchen. Servants were pre- paring for the coming of the family within a short time. —Herbert Oldham, aged 17, went to the cellar at his home near Nanty-Glo in the dark, lita match then tossed it away. It fell into a can of gasoline kept there to be used for cleaning pur- poses. Inthe explosion that followed he was $0 badly burned that he died at the Johsatown hospital. —Leaping from a coal wagon Monday, 9-year- old Lionel Livingston, of Williamsport, darted directly in front of C. W. Scott's auto and was thrown with great force. Mr. Scott took the boy in his car to the Williamsport hospital, where he is reported injured internally and in a very ser- ious condition. —Several State College students visiting near Lock Haven, came upon an 8-year-old girl near town. The child had fallen and severed an artery in her left arm on a glass jar she had broken in the fall. One of the students rendered first aid and saved the child's life by stopping the flow of her life blood. She was greatly weakened, as it was. —After being ground under the wheels of sev- eral trains the mangled body of Daniel Hulsizer was found on the Pennsy tracks at Milton be- tween 12 and 1 o'clock Friday morning. The horribly cut and crushed remains were discover- ed by a brakeman. Hulsizer came near being killed several years ago, when a train hit his wagon at a railroad crossing at Milton. —Dr. B. H. Warren, for years head of the Pure Food Division in this State, has been appointed by the municipal authorities of Atlantic City to enforce the pure food laws of that place. He will get $300 a month until November. It is said that Dr. Warren has been given cart blanche to rigorously enforce the laws, and that some of the dealers are beginning to overhaul their stocks. —More than 150,000 salmon fry were distribut- ed in the eddies on both sides of the Susquehanna river, from the railroad bridge at Williamsport to Sylvan Dell last Friday. The fry were small, having been hatched Thursday, but they will grow rapidly, It is said that they will grow to twelve inches within a year. Later bass, perch and blue gilled sunfish fry will be placed in the river. —Scarcely had the gallows used to hang Domi- nick Petrelli been cleared away from the West- moreland county jail then two colored men were brought in, charged with a similar crime. One of them is said to have driven a pick into the back of Alex Martin, ziso colored as he lay pros: trate in the road. Witnesses say that all three were drunk but vary in their versions of who did the actual killing. :’, —Rev. W. M.Grant, Ph. D., who was pastor of the Presbyterian church of Northumberland, and who was tried for heresy by the Presbytery of Northumberland and acquitted, but later de- posed from the ministry by the General Assem- bly has been received into the Congregational Ministry in New York State. The friends of Dr. Grant will be pleased to hear of his change. It proves that Dr. Grant is not a Unitarian. —After almost 25 years, W.C. Wolfe, of Lilly, Cambria county, has received assurance that he will recover $2,250 for a house destroyed by rep- resentatives of the State board of health follow - ing the Johnstown flood of May 31, 1889. He also will receive interest on this sum. To obtain re- imbursement, Mr. Wolfe, through T.J. Itell, of Johnstown, and James Stranahan, of Harrisburg, had a special bill enacted by the Legislature of 1905. He obtained judgment against the State and governor Tener has just signed a bill appro- priating $2,250 to pay the judgment. ~The Northumberland county court Monday appointed commissions to inquire into the sanity of Morris F. Rossiter, of Sunbury, and John Sabo, Mount Carmel, both of whom are charged with murder. They were ordered to re- port their findings next Monday morning. Ros- sited, on February 11 last, shot and killed William J. Kerstetter, Sunbury’s police chief, when the police official went to his home to take him to an insane asylum for treatment. Sabo went to the home of Miss Maggie Horwitz at Mount Carmel, called her outside and asked her to wed his broth- er, who had become infatuated with her. She refused, and he is alleged to have sent a bullet into her head. ~Placing the value of his seven-year-old son's