Bellefonte, Pa., July 19,1912. IMMORTALITY. Two caterpillars crawling on a leaf, By some strange accident in contact came; Their conversation, passing all belief, Was that same argument, the very same, That has been “proed and conned,” from man to man; Yea, ever since this wondrous world began. The ugly creatures, Deaf and dumb and blind, Devoid of features That adorn mankind, Were vain enough, in dull and wordy strife, To speculate upon the future life, The first was optimistic, full of hope— The second, quite dyspeptic, seemed to mope. Said number one, “I'm sure of our salvation.” Said number two, “I'm sure of our damnation. Our ugly forms alone would seal our fates, And bar our entrance through the golden gates, Suppose that death should take us unawares, How could we climb the golden stairs? 1f maidens shun us as they pass by, Would angels bid us welcome to the sky? I wonder what great crimes we have cemmit- ted, That leave us so forlorn, so unpitied? Perhaps we've been ungrateful, unforgiv- ing. "Tis plain to me, life is not worth the living.” “Come, come, cheer up,” the jovial one re- plied— “Let's take a look upon the other side: Suppose we cannot fly like moths and mil- lers, Are we to blame for being caterpillars? Will that same God that doomed us crawl the earth, A prey to every bird that's given birth, Forgive our captor as he eats and sings, And damn poor us because we have no wings? If we can’t skim the air, like owl or bat, The worm will turn for a’ that.” They argued through the Summer— Autumn nigh; The ugly things composed themselves to die— And so. to make their funeral quite complete, Each wrapped him in his little winding-sheet. The tangled web encompassed them full soon— Each for his coffin made him a cocoon. All through the Winter's chilling blasts they lay. Dead to the world, aye, dead as any human clay. Lo! Spring comes forth with all her warmth and love; She brings sweet justice from the realms above— She breaks the chrysalis—she resurrects the dead— Two butterflies ascend, encircling her head. And so, this emblem shall forever be A sign of Immortality. ~—By Joseph Jefferson. LOVE AND THE TERROR. Before the long virgin-pine piazza of Elixir Springs Hotel upon which she sat, with a complement of unim t adults, Thomas Jefferson busied with making a grave in the sand for the limp remains of a hawk—his choicest possession, as affording the basis of an unending series of funerals in which there resided, to his mind, a charm which age could not wither ner custom stale. If he reckoned, besides, upon the seduction of the sight of her, he reckoned wildly. A dainty mite of a girl, in a crisp, white dress, a large, blue bow, perched like a butterfly on her short, blond curls, she drew near, and stood watching him with absorbed and respectful attention, he ap- parently oblivious of her presence. “I want to bury the bird,” she mention- ed casually. Thomas Jefferson took no notice. “Boy,” she said in a tone more per- em , “I want to bury the bird.” e slowly and clumsily proceeded with his task as if she had not “I want to bury the bird,” she wailed with sudden tears; and then there dawn- ed a faint, beatific grin upon Thomas Jefferson's chubby countenance, which imself | her {fund of innocent Reinert ent giles. | i t hero-worship awakened by the more ac- | complished whittlers of sticks and chew. ers of tobacco among the gentlemen, to | the deep joy of experiment upon the g 1 : i of frill of stocking—what did it matter to im? He only knew nebulously that there She was "different, entrancingly differ- ent; so much, at least, was certain—cer- tain from his first stocki and small, pink sli uk match the bow in her curly head,” It wa a vision ue in experience; then HEL A succumbed, had he but known it, to the rosy sli and stock- ings. But when could the masculine heart analyze the spell to which it yield- She was different, amazingly different. The little girls whom he had known habitually wore colors which would not show dirt in shoes and stockings and dresses, and plaited their hair in tight little Di Jails, and held fast to the rule that children should be seen and not heard; while she was a little queen, as accustomed to adoration as to pink stock- ings and slippers she had also, he was su uently to discover, and white. And her attire was always like that of the flowers of the field. And the whole place did her homage, and sought her capri- cious favor. ly Thomas Jefferson held aloof, though never far aloof. Feigning to ignore her presence, he tu somersaults before her—or came acquisition of accomplishment per- mitted. Puffing his cheeks like a young Boreas, he achieved painful snatches of windy whistle. He threw stones with large intention, if not with conspicuously certain aim. He ostentatiously paraded peripatetic feasts of his favorite bread, molasses and other delicacies for her envy, and took, for her astonishment, the hugest mouthfuls possible for his powers to com He snatched off the caps of babies in the laps of objurgatory nurses. He hit at unoffending small .boys. He laid himself across main doorways and defied the passage of the public. In a word he spared nothing of accomplish- ment or of derring-do to command him to his fair. And yet, I repeat, he ‘was not of the common herd who surrounded her with flatteries: When, upon rare occasions, he addressed himself to her, it was with a fine masculine scorn. "You are urgly,” he would say to her, in his slow, deliberate speech, looking at askiiece from behind the obstruction of his cloudy steel-rimmed glasses, and kicking negligently in the dirt with his bare, brown heel. And she, unused to contempt would hte » Joe voice i weep, or perchance, in less melting strike at him with her little hand; in cither case crying passionately, “I ain't "You, Thomas Jefferson Tunbury, I'm going to tell your pa on you, and make him whip you,” Miss Betty told him more than once, obtuse to the subtler aspects of the situation. “An’' I goin’ to make the bears eat you up, an’—an’ I goin’ to make the rattle- pinakes bite you,” he would retort calm- y. Miss Betty was a plump, little old lady who had retired with a m com tence from the career of milliner in a contiguous mountain town. compe- tence was in part the fruit of her own honest toil, in part the legacy of a recent- ly deceased brother, to whose me she scrupulously paid the respect of in- as near furiing them as his imperfect | t odest pe- ah et: dained mory black flounced, ai Sadar clea, o adornmen Spri her mother rs. debarred open that very time what avail her prohibitions when | J new an? Of what aval pe “They 't want any your Thomas erson,” when wake of his charmer or glial 8 ; HB HL ih CU 5 i and me and show us the way to the store?” she asked with a winning smile. Thomas jefiereom, Fontinved ig sorbing occupation ng a - head, tied 40 astring, in long, slow cir- “No,” he said com, z Nevertheless, he saun behind when they set out under the escort of another —Willie White, her open slave, and a rival not to bedespised; he being Thomas Jefferson's senior by three years, and richer than he by two jposingly large front teeth of the second issue. Jefferson, I say, followed, and not alone because the store, picturesquely situated in the second story of a saw-mill, and tastefully embellished at the entrance with a wooden box covered carelessly with a pane of glass and containing two large and lively rattlesnakes, was to him an enchanting place—indissolubly asso- ciated with large, pale ginger-cakes of a brown-paper flavor, and sticks of candy gorgeously striped with the rich red of aniline. Habitually he attached himself to anybody who was going anywhere. And how much more to a party contain- ing his small enchantress. in a little, sky- blue cambric bonnet as different from the old established sunbonnet of his experi- ence as she herself was rare and exotic? He went as a matter of course, and so there befell to him the bitterness of hear- ing Willie's boast : “You love me the best of everybody here, don’t you, Fredericka?” and her gua concession, barbed for himself with a glance of scorn: “I love you the best of Thomas Jep'- son.” Ah, many 2 stick of the striped candy, many a givgercale, it took to dull the sting of that ingratitude! Was it not for her that he had "shown off” to the utter- most, and not, as he might well have flat- tered himself, wholly in vain? Had not her bright eyes rained influence only that morning, as, kneeling beside a convenient rain puddle much frequented by the pigs of the establishment, he had made mud marbles—made them in ostentation of |. the power to make, rows of them drying on the edge of the piazza, to say nothing of the pocketful already in active service? Had she not, with tears, begged to share the fruit of his skill, coyly withheld from her? Truly in femininity resides eternal mystery. He had not yet, however, fully tried with her the power of discourse. Dis- daining the partiality of addressing any particular member of the party, he re- marked, on their homeward way, as to the circumambient air, in a voice husky with ginger.cake, “We have fo’ caouws, but we ain't got but three caouws naouw. I don't keer if they did kill Belle, she was sech a mean ol’ caouw! An’ we had her for din- ner yestiddy, an’ for supper las’ night, an’ for breakfas’ this mornin,’ an’ I ken have all of her I want, an’—" “And my share,” Mrs. Brantley inter- polated, with generous haste; “only, please, please, Thomas Jefferson, dont call her Belle!" But why should auld acquaintance be forgot, even when in the form of irregu- lar chunks dished up in soup-plates! No reason whatsoever was apparent to Thomas Jefferson then or subsequently. "I feel as if we were a party of canni- bals,” Mrs. Brantley said to her husband. “And the cooking! And the flies! And there aren't any children here now for Fredericka to play with—" * ’s Thomas Jefferson,” he said, a here theoe. weskar dhe toed ata ree oquently. “And now, if you are ready to go, I am.” was embellished by a large pair of steel variably wearing a short, on the other hand, was not rimmed spectacles with so curious- | moreen petticoat with the cream-colored iopether ly. ly bedimmed with dirt that he was - | lace- -sack, or whatever | * don’t want to go,” she said; “there ed to look around rather than th else of quaintly cheerful t she | 's so much nice dirt here—and Thomas them—a necessity which imparted to his tted herself to assume for the even- Jepson.” expression a sinister quality out of keep- As part of Elixir ngs, But he is always making you cry,” ing with his tender years. she made set a earnest apology to expostulated. And the child, “You are a cry-baby,” he remarked | small rl's mother ( Isaac by i of her own sex sionately. . Brantley) for Thomas Jefferson, and | from the fair retort, "And what, pray, is yas ," she vet so Diese Other things about the establishment that 1o the juipiee? wah BE aller. mother—an a; to criticism, uen isclaim - ware blow impendi of the day before—flew from the weve) | to en Sienty aii ayy in and carried her off. And so ended the first chapter of Thomas Jefferson's first romance It had already been a wonderful sum- mer for Thomas Jefferson even before sham she came, one i formation im to goers. arrivin Yo ae ie, “Go : pre minary entirely , “Go away, Thomas Jefferson!” addressed to the i staring small scn of the house. That of f sel; was something ev that perpetual “Go away, Thomas Jefferson!” which added y fore she came—a summer of proud privi- lege, such as that of going to sleep in the middle of the room where they danc- ed at night, upon the dancers the whole Ie bility Dt Sxoiding one’s prostrate form, instead o prosaic- ; of having all priv d so much of pipuancy to staying. A wonderful summer, truly, even be- turies. oF knw things ate wot like what used to,” “Isaac!” Miss Betty exclaimed blank- “Isaac? reckon j over him, Thomas Jefferson made pies in | around the house his favorite mud-hole i she in morning fresh- ng, as she approached ing f ness of white frock and smal bonnet. “I'm she had passed from regret to ; and only pleasurable anticipation in her tone. > of is onsiica ro posure, at “Huh?” he said. “I'm going home to-morrow on the choo-choo cars,” she vaun He turned upon her his red-calico shoulder, and dipped his once more in the plastic mud. : i dowt keer 'f you are,” he said val. antly. Aud in maintenance of the ghastly pre- ence on the fal wanted sprightliness: kicked at and with more trod perti y upon the . stolidly ies relative to his every belonging, the meaning and motive of his every act, Solemnly, at last, his heated brow, the man . wi Se of the general public. He had EE of ion. But he no heed. The very kick with which, as always, he rewarded his rescuers. was absent and dreamy. Was not her dainty hand throwing him kisses? A moment the miracle A moment more, and in all the fair mountain land- scape there remained, to testify of it and her, only a thin trail of smoke.—By Annie Steger Winston, in the Century Magazine. A New Cure for Insomnia. “I sleep fairly well,” said a man, recent- ly, “but seldom soundly, and I frequently wake in the morning with aches in my limbs, joints, and vertebrz. 1 never feel supple until I have had my cold bath and a brisk rub with a rough towel.” Sleep should be invigorating, not en- ervating, and the following theory was advanced by a man who, in his earlier days, had slept for many months under the stars in veltd and jungle: “It is the mattress and the pillow that . are responsible for half the troubles of the insomniac. The ideal resting-place is the ground, with its natural covering of soft grass. The next most comfortable bed is a wood floor overlaid with a soft carpet or rug. The yielding mattress does not rest the muscles, which remain all night in a condition of alternating re- laxation and tension. When the sleeping place is fixed and hard they adapt them- selves to it and remain quiescent. “Furthermore, the spine and nerve cen- ters ot the bed-sleeper are exposed all night to the heat of the mattress, which is the cause of the sense of enervation so commonly felt when one awakens. “The pillow is even more enervating than the mattress. A well-stuffed sad- dle, whose cleft center permits the cir- culation of air, soft, yet unyielding, is the ideal head-rest. Next to it, perhaps, should be placed the Japanese neck-block. “When the discomfort of the experi- ment has been overcome by a few nights of perseverance a wonderful improve- Sent will be discerned in the quality of eep.” There is a certain languid, dull feeling which overtakes an energetic man some times. He wonders what can be the mat- ter with him. He has no ambition. He loses interest even in his business. In such a case the man usually stirs up his liver with the first pill or portion which comes convenient to his hand. But stir- ring up is not what he needs. He needs building up. Unconsciously he has put into his work more strength each day ' than could be made food and each day's sleep. So that with | every day there's an increasing overdraft Hains: his'account in the Bank of Health. at overdraft has to be made good be- fore the man will recover his strength and energy. The use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery gives marvel- ous results in such cases of “run-down” | health. It contains no alcohol. It is not a whiskey medicine. It strengthens the | stomach, cleanses the blood, increasing ' the quantity and richness of the vital a healthy appetite and sound refreshing | sleep. ~The ent of Agriculture has issued a Farmers’ Bulletin No. 464 on "The Eradication of Quack-Grass.” | ed on the knowledge of the author's close | study of the grass under field conditions has resulted in a complete, cheap and ractical method of icating the pest. This bulletin can be had applying to an or di ture. dictionary,” he said. Certain it is that about the only place $i Which some women could | Hm or sympathy they need, would dictionary, The husband doesn't sym- Hi £28 ig j ! LE ) fl ——— —Little Ruth was crying piteously because of an tooth, ig her father said: "Ruth, I have been over to see your Cousin Hugh, and he has the measles.” “Well,” sobbed the little sufferer, “why didn’t he send me some?” The conditions under which we live and Solk have pe the Ametjcan peo- na users. Naturally many plea ma on the market that are sim- ply to meet the requirements of those to whom any pill is a pill, and one De a pe Ty even stand Dr. Pierce’ 2 got clothes mixed. “Oh, mamma,” she cried, | fis FOR AND ABOUT WOMEN DAILY THOUGHT. Heaven give our years of fading strength Indemnifying fieetness. And those of youth, a seeming length, i to their sweetness. ~Campbell. Mrs. Gesine Lemcke, the cooking teach- er, is a strong advocate of a vegetable diet for the summer. She says the dishes included in a vegetarian diet are quite as nourishing as meat dishes and are dain- tier to serve. “When you talk to women about the no meat dinners,” said Mrs. Lemcke, to a New York Sun reporter, “most of them at once think of fish. Fish is a delicate and delightful food, but it must be ad- mitted that its cooking calls for a certain amount of care and dexterity in its prep- aration. When it is fried, rather than baked or broiled, great care must be given to ventilation so that odors may be av “But beyond fish there are many kinds of food which may chops and steaks and Shickens. re js rice, for instance, which is not properly appre- ciated in this country, although the fa- mous curry chef Joe, who was at Sherry's for several seasons, did much to popu- larize it. “There are the various paste foods used by the Italians which are far more in favor with Americans than rice. The natives of Italy are natural vegetarians, i living largely on green salads, breads and various garden products. “Fruit salads, made from fruits com- bined with lettuce or romaine and served ; with a French dressing, are finding Seat y approval with American diners. are refreshing, appetizing and quite as satisfying as the usual meat dishes at this summer season, when the palate demands a change. Bananas, which are among the most nourishing of fruits, should have a place in all fruit salads. Oranges and grape- fruit appear among the best salad fruits: pears and apples combine delightfully with celery. Every no-meat dinner should have a bountiful dish of fruit salad, varied from day to day as to ma- terials. It should be kept in a cool re- frigerator for an hour or so before being served, as this improves it largely in flavor. “One of the 400 or 500 dishes made from eggs should appear at the no-meat dinner. In this country we associate eggs with breakfast, but the French cooks have taught us the delicious things that may be prepared from eggs in combination with vegetables and sauces which make them pleasing to the eye and the palate. | At the old Hoffman house they made a a combination of a tomato, peeled and scooped out und filled with egg, baked | and served with a bearnaise sauce. This was called eggs Benedict and was famous with epicures. But eggs and omelets , offer an almost unlimited field for vary- ing a bill of fare. You could serve eggs in a different style every day of a year | and still have several unused recipes. “Cheese is another of the misunder- stood foods. Many people think of cheese as something that comes after . dinner, but it makes the best part of the up by each day's | talian dinner in its many combinations with vegetables and macaroni. “Then there is the cheese, fondue— cheese cooked together with eggs and baked till golden brown. These are among the dishes that should be cultivat- . ed for the home table.” In spite of all examples of white and’ black, the fact remains that more colors than black are eombined wie white this | ' season, says 2 New York Sun writer. i : fluid. It nourishes the nerves and gives There is a decided liking for the light . Sich. case the vice President “shall act as clear greens with white, for blues of the cornflower class and even darker tones prestige in Paris. In sheer stuffs over white these tones are very lovely, gay without being too vivid, and even in the heavier materials they are cooled and softened by the predominating white. The Bac) Srestmalers are even using orange shades tangerine class and with considerable success. A tangerine taffeta and draped back bodice with a skirt, chemisette, big collar and short, wide undersleeves of linen a jour sounds startling but was picturesque, and a fanciful little coat of tangerine lace trimmed taffeta looked exceedingly well over a frock of sheer te. meant more than | whi Coats separate and en suite are im- portant factorsin summer dress this year models. Some of these, in silk,are softly girdled and have skirts or We is said vogue, at least so far as house evening wear are concerned, will over into the winter. Yes, already is talk of fall and winter modes. even been a few fad open- Jil counting, but of course the model frocks exhibited merely serve the purpose of exploiting the materials. Sometimes they the guesses of clever folk and | doubtless be modish enough when comes, but there is no way of know- ing positively at this moment which way the cat of fashion will jump in the au- tumn. The designers of these far-in-advance modes have taken up the plaited skirt idea as a safe compromise nar- row and full skirts and have done a deal with plaited flounces and evenskirts entirely plaited. As materials the manu- facturers seem to have faith in loose woven stuffs and in the con- tinued popularity of weaves on the tow- eling order, and also of the corded and ribbed woolens. but a continuance of the late Jesson favorites, with emphasis placed, naturally, on the deeper tones. All the browns, especially on the ecaille are prominent, and certain ed to do well, as are LR peo ie m avor sum- mer, though there are innumerable gray- mixture of She gray ald white or gray or tailored costumes. Monitor. E ——For high class Job Work come to the WATCHMAN Office. | on what the manufacturers are fi Deadlock on President po Vice President Not Improbable. SITUATION UNIQUE. Ko Candidate Has Majority of Electors or States as Far as Pigured. — Out of the complicated political situa- tion, as it now appears, may arise a dead- lock that will prevent the selection of either a President or vice President be- fore March 4, 1913. In that event the functions of the Presi would de- volve upon the Secretary of State, who would continue to act as President until the new solved the deadlock or a new election was held. This is but one of the knotty problems that have grown out of the involved situ- ation resulting from the determination of Colonel Roosevelt to head a third party movement. Thatitis a real possibility is proved by an examination into the facts as they exist. The electoral college consists of 531 Yokes, Ald a majority v3 266, With Taft, Roosevelt and Wilson making a three- cornered fight, it is quite possible that neither will get the required majority. The States that can be counted as cer. tain for Wilson are: Alabama, 12; Ari- zona, 3; Arkansas, 9; Colorado, 6; Flori- da, 6: Georgia, 14; Kentucky, 13; Louis. : pp, 10; Missouri, 18; North Carolina, 12; Okla- , homa, 10; South Carolina, 9; Tennessee, 112; Texas, 20; Virginia, 12. This gives him 184 electoral votes, or 82 short of a majority. The best fighting ground for the Democrats would found in these States: Indiana, 15; New York, 45; Ohio, 14; West Virginia, 8, and Pennsyl- vania, 38, a total of 130 votes. If Wilson fails to get 82 out of this 130 or else- where, the election is most certain to be thrown into the House of Representa- tives, since the remainder of the States doubtless will be divided between Roose- velt and Taft. Under the provisions of the Constitu- tion, if no candidate for ident re- ceives a majority of the electoral votes, then the House of Representatives shall proceed immediately to elect a President from the three candidates having the highest number of votes. In making this selection each State shall have one vote, and in order to elect it is necessary for a candidate to have a majority of all the States. As there are 49 States, it will require 25 to elect. According to the political and faction- al complexions of the delegations the States would line up as follows: For Wilson—Alabama, Arizona, Arkan- sas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Missis- | sippi, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia and West Virginia, a total of 22. For Tatt—California, Connecticut, Del- aware, Idaho, Illinois, Massachusetts, ‘ Michigan, Nevada, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Utah, Ver- mont, Wisconsin and Wyoming, a total of 15. For Roosevelt—lowa, Kansas, Minneso- ta, Montana, North Dakota, Oregon and Washington, a total of 7. Thus Wilson would lack four votes of a majority. . Taft would be short 10 votes and Roosevelt 18, Four States, Maine, Nebraska, New Mexico and Rhode Is- land, have tied delegations, in which there are just as many Democrats as Re- publicans. The Constitution makes provision for a deadlock in the House over the elec- | tion of a President by specifying that in President, and it provides for the elec- tion of a vice President by the Senate, i "and for the violet, which has gained much requiring that the Senate take the two candidates having the highest votes and from them choose a vice President. Each | Senator has one vote and it requires a | majority to elect. | nder this provision the contest proba- | bly would be between Marshall, the Dem- ocratic candidate for vice President, and either Sherman, the Republican nomi- nee, or the running mate of Colonel Roosevelt, whoever he may be. As but two candidates can be voted for in the Senate, it would be a fight between a Democrat Sng a Repetlican, hich would, at first, a to sim situation. But one existing condi- tions a deadlock would be just as proba- Ble here as over the selection of a Presi- t. As there are 96 members of the Sen- ate, a majority would be 49. As now constituted there are 44 Democratic Sen- ators and 50 Republicans, with two va- cancies. The Democrats are short five votes of enough to elect a Democratic vice President and if the Republicans were to vote solidly for the Republican candidate, they would have one more | could prevent the Republicans i herman. ge the other hand, if Roosevelt's run- ning mate should be the candida foe Marsiiall there ould, enty of Regu would deci ne to vote and thus ent | an election. Many of them would prefer to see a Democrat occupy the office rath- er than have the Roosevelt ticket win. Under these circumstances a deadlock over the selaction of 2 Prosiden; or Lice President in Congress is a » possibili- , Neither President Taft nor vice dent Sherman oa Serve a yi Lig longer than noon o ourth 0 March, as the Constitution specifically Himits Shei term to our YS ut t aw provi succes- sion to the Presiden vice President and the of State is nine es kn Cot uen ue 4, when the Presidential term upon devolve the duties of and ities capacity until the deadlock was broken. a the Secretary of State is not limited by the Constitution, but he serves until his successor is appointed and con. firmed by the Senate,