“Pa., October 27, 1011. VANISHED GRANDEUR. Glories of the Thames When Lonaon Roads Were Markets. In Tudor times royal! residences were situated along the Middlesex bank of the Thames. and splendid barges manned by oarsmen in livery were constantly coming and going be- tween them. “The city companies,” says the Lon- don ‘Timex. “ali had their state barges . and liveried watermen. Great river pageants were numerous. High placed eriminals traveled down to their death on the ebbing tide. Ambassadors and other envoys of foreign powers were met at Gravesend by the lord mayor ~ and his aldermen and taken by river | in a stately progress to Tower stairs. The regular route westward was by | river to Putney. thence by road across Putney heath. “That way went Wolsey when de- prived of the great seal, traveling from York House to Escher in dis- ce. until he fell in with the king's messenger on the heath and knew he was his master’s man once more. [na later age the entry into London of Catharine of Braganza, the consort of Charles I1., was a memorable example of the river pageant. “In old days the city roads were markets rather than thoroughfares, so | that even if anybody wished to go from one part of the city to another he went by river, for the roads were quagmires in bad weather and at all times haunted by highwaymen and footpads. Pepys. that type of the pa triotic permanent official, always used the river. Such phrases as ‘by water to Whiteha!l' and ‘so by water home’ ! constantly occur in his diary. “In Queen Anne's reign there were 40,000 watermen plying for hire on the | Thames und over a hundred ‘stairs’ | or landing places, in London proper. These watermen were the ‘cabbies’ of that age. The really curious thing is that the Thames was still a main thoroughfare less than a century ago. Not until 1857 did the lord mayor's show proceed to Westminster other wise than by water.” WOULDN'T BE TAMED. End of a Wild Stallion That Resented the Touch of Man. In “Mustangs. Busters and Outlaws | of the Nevada Wild Horse Country.” in | the American Magazine, Rufus Steele writes of the capture of a splendid wild stallion that had long eluded cap ture. He was an “outlaw.” Writes Mr. Steele: “Until we saddled him we dia uot realize his desperation. We fastened the riata to his fromt feet. from under him, throwing him heavily As he attempted to rise we threw him again and repeated the maneuver untit | exhaustion necessitated his capitula tion. But his surrender was only tem porary. For three years we tried to break him. using every artifice kpown to us. Asx quickly as one man gave up the tusk another would try to con- quer him, but every time a human being approached or tried to bridle or saddle him he would bite vicious!y. while his eyes, protruding from the | sockets, blazed tiery red with hate. As the cinch wus drawn tight the outlaw, if upon his feet. invariably reared straight up. poised upon his hind legs, then hurled himself backward to the ground. We always mounted him while he was tied down. and to ‘stay’ after he gained hisefeet called for ac- tion which boiled a day's work into thirty minutes of struggle. “His end was tragic as his career. In making :n attempt at escape by jump fng out of nn stockade corral he mis | judged the distance and became im: paled on : jagged post, and a 44 was turned louse upon him to end his suf- fering.” Cautions, A lawyer happened to be acquainted with a juror in a petty civil case, and he met bim during a recess of the court. The lawyer was just “lighting up.” and under ordinary circumstances Lie would have offered the other a cigar | unhesitatingly. but it occurred to him that it might not look right. “1 suppose,” he said guardedly, “that a cigar would not influence your ver diet?” The juror was equally cautious. “A good one wouldn't,” he replied. “but a poor one might prejudice me.” He got a good cigar. — Brooklyn Eagle. | Nature's Protection For the Ear. The membrane lining the canal of the ear contains a great number of little glands which secrete n waxy substance | having an intensely bitter taste. The purpose of this is to prevent the en trance of insects and to keep the ear clean. as the layer of wax dries in scales, which rapidly fall away. thus ! removing with them any particle of dust or other foreign matters which may have found entrance to the ear. Softer. “l have no doubt you have heard some stories to my discredit,” he said. “I don’t like to put it in that way.” she quietly replied. “How then” he hopefully asked. “I have never heard any stories to your credit.” Plain Dealer. He Knew. Mrs. Caller Down~— You needn't think that I'm going ro fix your trousers at this hour of the night. Caller Down— Tut, tut! 1° never too late to mend. — Philadelphia Inquirer. When te | tried to run away we jerked his feet | said she, — Cleveland | ORIENTAL RUGS. Their Worth Hangs on the Number of Knots to the Square inch, For ages reaching far back intv the mists of antiquity, weaving has been the work of women, though the mod- ern factory of the west has brought about changes in this respect. “In ‘ the unchan:ing east weaving is, with few exceptions, women's work. In the interior of Asiatic Turkey and iu Persia the patriarchal system still ex: ists and the sons bring their wives home to live. I have known as many as thirty-five persons to live in one dwelling,” writes Mrs. Eliza Dunn in her book, “Rugs In Their Native Land.” “The mother-in-law is queen | of the household, and every morning assigns to each woman and girl her task for the day.” Methods of work- | ing as well as patterns are traditional. | according to the same author, and some designs are peculiar to special families or tribes and become so fa | miliar that the older workers produce them from memory. The art of tying in the yarn has to be learned very slowly. The young- er children are allowed to tie in only one solid color on the plain back- ! ground, but whe a girl becomes fair (ly expert she is allowed to make a whole rug, and traces of individuality | may be looked for in her weaving. { The two classes of rug, Turkish and Persian, are distinguished by the kind of Luot in which they are tied, the | Ghiordes, or Turkish, the Semna, or Persian knot. The number of knots to the square | inch is one of the tests of value of :. | modern rug, and the fact that more can be tied to the square inch in a | | Persian than ia a Turkish rug ac- counts for the greater fineness and | consequently greater costliness of the | former. COVERED DISHES. First Used In the Dark Ages to Guard Food From Poison. From the dirs when our ancestors | took thelr foi in their nands and ate {it with ax little cereniony as i dog | gnaws a boas to the present time of | elaborate dinners is a long step, but a | gradual one. It was a number of ven turies before dishes of any Kind were | used, and knives and forks as adjuncts | to eating are later still. poison which haunted the mind of | every person of quality during the mid- | | dle ages muve rise to certain curious customs and even to certain supersti tions. covered, it is understood that it is mere lv for the purpose of keeping them warm. This was not, however, the | principal reason why they were serv | ed covered during the dark ages. [It was the fear that poison might be in- | troduced into them surreptitiously be- | tween the kitchen and the table where they were to be served to the kings | or the lords or even to persons of infe- rior rank. | The covers were not removed till the | master of the house had taken his | place. All dishes afterward served | were brought on the table in the same | manner. !o was the custom originally when the dishes were uncovered for gome of the servants to first partake | of them, but this custom was after ward in part replaced by the servants touching the food with one of several | objects which were regarded as infaili- ! ble preservatives against poison. i | { { { Cornered. “You must have called me late this | morning, Syivena. It was 12 o'clock i when I reacheil the office. And I had | an important appointment for 10 o'clock, too.” “Why. I called you at 7:30, John.” “Was the clock right?” “Yes: I set it last night when you ! came home. You remember I called | downstairs when you came in and | asked you what time it was. And | you said 10:30. The clock in my room said 1:45, so I turned it back to agree with your watch, and, of course, | called you hy the correct time this morning.” — Buffalo Express. | Prairie Chickens. | The prairie chicken was once so ' abundant that in Kentucky, where th slave owners fed it to the negrois. : they tired of it and begged their ma: ters not to make them eat it. It wus commonly known as “nigger bird.” To find the prairie chicken now one mus! tramp the isolated regions of the wes: Even in Indian territory a hunter ix considered lucky if he even gets o | shot at one. 1 have heard the old ~e'. | tlers say that the prairie chicken was once more abundant than the English sparrow is now. — Popular Selene. Monthly. The Same Old Issue. He had just launched the momen. tous question. The pretty girl shook her head. “No.” she replied. Then she blithely added, “But we can always remuali good friends.” | He smiled bitterly as he reached for his hat. “Reciprocity without annexation! he muttered and stalked away. —Cleve- land Plain Dealer. i Frank. Frank Fairleigh—Yes, Miss Antique. | to be frank with you— Miss Antique . (with a chirp)—Oh, Mr. Fairleigh! Of course you may be Frank with me but this so sudden. ao Precocious Youth. Walter (aged five) — Papa, when ! - grow up may | get married? Papa-- My son, I regret to see you anticipate tronble so early in life.--Chicago Ne When vou bury animosity do not st up a hendetene over its grave, —Dick- ens. Phe fest of | Boers With the Flectest Horses Cot When dishes are now served | PLANNED HIS OWN DEATH. Judge Hankford Cleverly Evaded the Law Against Suicide. Suicides often adopt ingenious meth- | ods, but the art of the felo de se sees | not to have advanced materially dur- | ing the centuries. The modern case of 'a heavily insured broker who on = | felgned hunting trip stood barelezged 'in a quagmire for hours and willfully | contracted a fatal pneumonia is match- | ed in cleverness by one 500 years old. | The following facts are well vouch- | ed for and indeed were never ques- | tioned, says the Green Bag: Sir Wil ‘liam Hankford. a judge of the King's | | bench in the reigns of Edward IIL. | Henry IV.. Henry V. and Henry VL | and at the time of his death chief jus | tice of England. was a man of mel | ancholy temperament. He seems to have contemplated =ui- | cide the greater part of his long life, | and during his later years the idea le- | came a fixed purpose. The act was of | peculiarly serious consequence in those | days for the reason that the luw treated it os a capital crime. The cl fender was buried at the crossroads —— with a stake driven through his body, ' and all his goods and property were , forfeited to the crown, to the utter ! ruin of his family, Hankford made good use of his wits | and succeeded in accomplishing his | purpose without incurring either ua | pleasant penalty. He gave open n- structions to his gamekeeper, who had been troubled with poachers in the deer preserve, to challenge all tres i passers in the future and to shoot 1» kill if they would not stand and give | an account. One dark night he purposely crossed ! the keeper's path and upon challen | made motions of resistance and es cape. recognize his master, followed instrr- tion to the letter. as was expected of him. and Sir William fell dead in Nx tracks. The whole truth of the nf Ir was common knowledge, but it wos impossible to establish a case of «ni. cide by legal proof. The servant wis | protected by his instructions. Mant: ! ford had henorable burial. and his es. tate possed to those whose Interests as heirs he had so wisely considered. | PRIMITIVE SURVEYING. the Biggest Farms. | N. Y.. the township was originally | measured off by a primitive method. The first settler was one Smith, who bought from the Indians as much nud as a bull could go around in a day Now, Smith had a smart bull, trained | to carry him and to half trot and half lope at a vapid pace. That day the bull was up to the mark. By night he had inclosed so much land that the amazed Indians nicknamed its rider Bull Smith. | shining. , dial in the world. The faithful servant, failing to ; According to a legend of Smithtown. : This tradition has its counterpart among th» Boers of South Africa. Their “runs.” asx the farms of these Dutchmen re called, contain, general- Iy speaking. from 4.000 to 6,000 acres. of which only nu few acres are under cultivation Small monuments the boundary lines, ‘The first settlers. knowing nothing | their Having piled | of surveying. measured off “runs” by horsepower. up a lot of stones. the Boers would start from them and ride in a straizhi line for ha!f an hour as fast as their horses could carry them. Halting. each rider would build au- other beacon and again ride for ha!f | an hour at right angles to his first line. Then he would pile up another stone beacon. more of riding brought him back to his starting point. The square tract inclosed within the two hours’ ride and the four beacons became his farm. Of course the Boer who owned the fleetest horse obtained the largest tract of land.—Harper's Weekly, Nature's Only Timepiece. There is "10 peed for clocks on the Aegean sea any day when the sun is There nature has arranged her only timepiece. one that does not vary though the centuries pass. This natural time marker is the largest sun Projecting into th blue waters of the sea is a large pro: ontory. which lifts its head 3.00) feet above the waves, As the sun swings round the pointed shadow of the mountain just touches, one after the other, n number of small islands, which are ot exact distances apari and act ans hour marks on the grea’ dial.—New York Tribune. A Cecllecter's Troubles. A Camden nun always in debt was confronted nzain by the bill collector, to whom he confided the usual story of hard luck. “Can't pay me today, eh?’ mus d the collector. “But 1 shall be here again tomorrow. nnd then'™-- “Yes, do came tomorrow,” urged the debtor, “und that will give me time to make vp i hrand new excuse and to decide waen yon ought to cove again.” —1'hiladelphin Times. _~———For high class Job Work come to the WATCHMAN Office. Pigmy Pills. As far as their size goes Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets may well be called "pig- my pil!ls.” They are the smallest of their kind. But when their work is consider- ed they are more wonderful than the gi- ant pills of whatever name. Giants can't be gentle. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are gentle in their action, certain in their results. Giant pills destroy on one hand while they build on the other. "Pierce's Pleasant Pellets” have no reaction. The cure the disease for which they are a and cure it "for good and all.” of | stones piled up at certain points mark | Two more turns and an hour | Hood's Sarsaparilla be “he Pedometer, A patent was granted Nov. 4, 1799. Could Hardly Hear se a. wramen mt nowbered the | steps taken hy a pedestrian. | SENSES OF TASTE AND SMELL WERE ALSO GREATLY IMPAIRED. “I was afflicted with catarrh,” writes EE drat aifetent. medicines. ving Depends. Ted—-Would you marry a girl whe tak scveral differe igines Kivi sued you for breach of promise? Ned Could hardly | rt hy or ‘smell. Twas it ould Sepund on whether shi» ve despair, uit, to try Hood's Sarsaparilla, After taki . adelpbia Times. three bottles of this medicine | was c A and have had no return of the disease.” o— Hood's Sa effects its wonder cures, not simply because it contains Sar- Patents. sapanilla, but ause it combines the ut- = == most remedial values of more than Swamy different ingredients. 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