SEH = BY P. GRAY MEEK. | INK SLINGS. | i i —Another American heiress has bought an English Lord. The Lord only knows what'll happen to her. | —This summer's hot spell could proba- | bly have been better described by drop- | ping the sp and substituting an h. | —Texas has started a boom for WILSON | for President. The quickest way to find | out whose boss anywhere is to start some- | thing. —Let us all pray a little for our Presby- terian friends. And let us pray, especial ly, that their new minister may find his lot cast in a pleasant place. —It would only be natural, when the lumber trust investigation gets down to the real facts, if its members would be found taking to the woods. —And now it is said that a party of New Englanders are trying to form a button trust. Evidently working to have something to be put into a hole. —The New York preacher who com- plains that women attend church mostly “to show off hats and dresses,” should have gone for the men who rarely attend for any purpose. —Signing the greatest peace treaty ever consummated one day and urging the fortification of the Panama canal the next looks like one or the other of the two is more bluff than anything else. . Roosevelt and the Tennessee Merger. VOL. 56. Bryac. Two years ago THEODORE ROOSEVELT One of the most gratifying recent would have pursued a different course, as- developments in politics is the progress sumed another role. His appearance as being made in the work of eliminating a witness in the Steel trust investigation WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN from the equa- forced him to confess either that he was ‘tion of Democratic management. For a fool or a knave in the Tennessee mer- some years Mr. BRYAN has been making ger incident. He eagerly admitted that himself obnoxious to self-respecting and he was a fool. In the period of his power sincere Democrats. He has set up fidelity he would have boastfully asserted the to himself as the standard of party loy- other alternative. Adversity chastens the alty and arrogantly read out of the ranks spirit and ROOSEVELT is a different man. | all who failed to acquiesce in his man. He can no longer fool the people with his dates. In the Denver convention three absurd pretentions, and he knows it. | years ago he ordered delegates elected He made a feeble effort to “brazen it | by the people and certified by the Sec- and others. Guided by that report, the out” on the occasion in question, but failed. = retary of the Commonwealth of Pennsyl- He admitted that he was responsible for vania, to be thrown out of the convention able to write a scientific tariff bill which ture the violation of law involved in the meas- and others not elected at all to be put in | will allow a “reasonable profit” to Ameri- ure, but protested that it was for the pub- their places. But his influence over the can producers and most revenue necessi- lic good. Judge GARY and Mr. FRICK rank and file of the party was then so had informed him that a disastrous panic | great that resentment would have been | was imminent, he told the committee, and | folly. that the abrogation of the SHERMAN law | Since then he has been pursuing his | was necessary to avert it. He was under | arrogant course with even greater bold- | Taft and the Tariff. If President TAFT vetoes the various tariff bills which have been or will be en- acted during the pending special session of Congress, he will have 2 hard time understood that he will assert that no tariff legislation should be enacted until after the tariff commission has made its report. That “packed” body is making a scientific study of the subject with the view of ascertaining the difference in labor cost of production in this country stand-patters allege, Congress will be ties. The constitution authorizes Congress to “lay and collect taxes, duties, imposts and excises, to pay the debts and provide for the common defense and general —Senator LAFOLLETTE and chairman UNDERWOOD are so far apart on the wool sworn obligation to obey and enforce the ness. A year ago he issued a ukase in- | welfare of the United States.” law, but perjury is of little consequence 'jecting into the party platform an irrel- | words tariff taxes may be levied and col- In other | 1 i Taxation of the Food Supply. | From the Pittsburg Post. Dealers in and distributers of the nec- essaries of life blame the mercantile tax as f the principal causes of the wri gli in 2% he Hoh ' i entirel | would be a ' of living. ! In many an earnest sion interests for a of 1axing the is about to can “ods of | taxation | to be One the plas 2 lowering of the asseSsulents OF gre) 6- Smpting in food-stuffs entirely. | When it is known that this form of ing revenues must, from the bill that they can't get together in “three shakes of a ram's tail.” Therefore Con- gress is not likely to adjourn as soon as was expected. ~—From the amount of gas that brother BLAKESLIE'S numerous interviews indi- cate is troubling the disorganizers head- quarters it would not be surprising to hear, any day, that they, too, would blow up from the inside. —The newest thought in designing houses is said to provide for the elimi- nation of the coal bin from the cellar. This is probably for houses in the tropics and others that are heated with steam from a distant plant. —One of our exchanges is authority for the statement that “Washington has got its eye on the high cost of living again.” “Again,” just as if this result of the work of the trusts hadn't been con- tinuously picking our pockets three times a day ever since Republican protection gave them the power to do so. —It is said that an English physician has made the discovery that persons used to an atmosphere rotten enough to breed magots, are cured of, or immune from consumption or tuberculosis. If this is so, what a sanitorium for these diseases Republican State headquarters or the council chambers of Pittsburg and Phil- adelphia would prove. —One or two arrests for exceeding the speed limit on Bellefonte streets would be a wholesome lesson to thought- less automobilists. Many of the men who are driving our streets almost daily at a thirty-mile clip would probably never forgive themselves if they were to kill or maim some pedestrian for life yet they are courting that sad eventuality every day. —Anent the recent unpleasantness over the Bell telephone at the Bellefonte hospital the Lock Haven council is just now pushing home a demand for two more free telephones in its fire engine houses by threatening to pass another | to him. | evant issue and branding anathema upon GARY and Frick didn't tell him where all who failed to obey his orders. Subse- the panic was coming from. He was too quently he bolted the party ticket in his polite to ask such eminent “malefactors own State and defeated the candidate for of great wealth” important questions, and Governor, regularly and fairly nominated besides, he says, he and the Secretary of Immediately after the election last fall he the Treasury were “intimately acquainted denounced half a dozen of the successtul with the situation.” They didn’t tell him ' candidates and declared that they should that they had been negotiating for the not be nominated for President under Tennessee property. They didn’t tell him ' penalty of his personal opposition and that nine-tenths of the Tennessee stock ' consequent defeat. But in the face of all was held as collateral by the men they . these outrages upon the principles of the represented. They didn't tell him that the | party there was only a mild protest. The value of the stock as collateral was im- | courage of the party seemed to be para- paired by their friends for a purpose. lyzed. They didn't, in fact, tell him anything Nearly always, however, there is a “last except that a panic was impending which , straw that breaks the camel’s back.” In they could stop if they wanted to, and | the present instance it came in the form | that if they were permitted to absorb the | of a wanton attack upon Representative Tennessee company, which gave them an | UNDERWOOD, chairman of the congres- absolute monopoly of the ore suppiy, they | sional committee on ways and means. would stop it. Theydid tell him that Mr. | Mr. UNDERWOOD was never a blind fol- MORGAN was interested and they lied to | lower of the Nebraska orator, though he him frankly and freely and he yielded to their importunities as placidly as a kitten accepts the purred invitation of the mother cat to dinner. The Steel trust wanted $200,000,000 worth of property for a com- parative trifle. They couldn't accomplish this without the help of ROOSEVELT. If a couple of or- dinary bankers of moderate wealth had gone to ROOSEVELT with such a proposi- tion he would have had them kicked out, for it involved perjury and perfidy. But MoRrGAN and GARY and FRICK had sup- plied abundance of money to buy his elec- tion, he needed their contributions to pur- chase the election of his successor, and he was willing to oblige them. It was an act of recreancy which ought to have ruined him. Nobody but a fool could have been de- ceived as ROOSEVELT was, if he was de- ceived. Nobody but a knave would have done what he did if he wasn't deceived. It was the culmination of a conspiracy which had been in progress for months. In order to discredit the Tennessee stock as collateral MORGAN and the Steel trust magnates had commanded that all banks always supported Mr. BRYAN. He was growing in popularity very fast, however, and Mr. BRYAN thought he must be set back. Accordingly he published an inter- view in which the personal integrity as well as the political fidelity of the con- gressional leader were disputed in un- mistakuble language. It pretended to give details of a Democratic caucus and ascribed to Mr. UNDERWOOD language and actions which were never uttered or acted. It was a bogus cloth woven out of falsehood. When the interview came under the notice of Mr. UNDERWOOD he was justly indignant and at the first opportunity rose in his place in the House of Repre- sentatives and emphatically declared the statements of Mr. BRYAN false and mali- cious. Two years ago such an accusa. tion against Mr. BRYAN, on the floor of the House, would have been vehemently resented by half the Democrats in the body. But on this occasion not a word was uttered further than a corroboration of Mr. UNDERWOOD'S statements by Repre- sentative KITCHIN, of North Carolina, formerly a devoted follower of the Ne- lected for revenue and for no other pur- pose. If there were no questions of pub- lic policy observed there would be noth- ing for Congress to do, therefore, except to fix the rate of tariff taxation and lay it every article or commodity imported. But all manufacturing countries agree that it is unwise to lay a tax on raw materials used in manufacture and consequently such commodities should be exempt. In fact ours is the only manufacturing coun- try which taxes raw materials. In view f the constitutional restraints and the requirements of wise policy, therefore, the only course open to Con- gress is to levy such tariff taxes as are necessary for revenue. There is no war- rant for taking into consideration “rea- sonable profits” or any other kind of profits at either end of the transaction and there is no way under the sun to base tariff legislation upon scientific principles. The Democratic majority in the present measure which will comply with the pro- visions of the constitution and the re- quirements of revenue conditions and if the President vetoes such legislation there will be no escape from the fact that i he acts in the interest of privilege. ——Possibly the Philadelphia preacher | is right in denouncing the proposed mar- | riage of Colonel JOHN JAcoB ASTOR and a | young girl whose parents have placed | her in the market, as "an unholy alli- lance.” But society in some of the fash- ionable resorts is simply training schools | for future lives of shame and what is the | difference who leads in the work. i Fortification of the Canal. The esteemed Philadelphia Record can’t i { i tration in Washington isin such haste to begin work on the fortifications of the { Panama canal, in view of the recent i achievement in the direction of universal | peace as expressed in the treaty signed impartially and indiscriminately upon House is amply able to devise a tariff | understand, it declares, why the adminis. ordinance rescinding the old one granting | refuse it. And finally when they found that company pole rights on the streets. | two or three important banks loaded Lock Havennow gets four free telephones | 4 oop 0 they threatened a panic un- and wants six. less the absorption were permitted and the other day. The canal was to have . + | braskan. Mr. BRYAN has since given the |p, ., 5" neutral highway in the advantages | source of his misinformation and promised | be ' compelled to his pay ! blow at for the cost i i i ifs e nue without imposing it on meat of an industrious citizenship. will be general indorsement of getion pp the ig STaen be n a view to affording m to-be-desired reliet. A Tiresome First Gun. gg HE t occupant a cuuse for | Granting that the choice of a President | and the determination of our national ! policy in that election are matters of the ! gravest moment, there is no good reason : why we should be required to fill a whole | year with contention and shouting, and the more or less disturbing controversies of parties and factions, winding up with a real campaign of some three months of | furious itics. Here is Canada holdi a national campaign over reciprocity in the ample space of seven weeks from the moment ‘when it was unexpectedly sprung upon | the people by the dissolution of Parlia- ment. That certainly looks like a better ‘ way. 1 Our statesmen should put their heads together and devise some plan for saving , us from the weary length and the intol- | erable turmoil and business disturbance ; of too frequent presidential campaigns. Underwood and Bryan. From the Springfield Republican, It is obvious that the matter cannot be allowed to remain where it is. Mr. Underwood's explanation will suffice for himself, but it will not at all satisfy the : country in explanation of this singular failure to take up the steel schedule , when a house investigating committee is | raking the country over for facts in dem- onstration of the existence of an op- pressive steel monopoly which is protect- ed in its exactions by the tariff. Wash- i a correction after investigation. But he and ' conveniences of which all nations ington reports are that many of the were to share. The fortification of it is, Democratic members are beginning to i i is too late. His bluff has been called and —JouN W. GATES, one of the most | spectacular figures in latter day American | financial circles, died in Paris Wednesday morning. The son of a poor farmer he | ROOSEVELT consented at the expense of perjury Notwithstanding these facts, however, ROOSEVELT swaggered into the witness he is down and out. There will be no more dictation from Lincoln, Nebraska. ——The popular enthusiasm manifest. | Pact removes all danger from that source tinue. There is a ed in the welcome of Admiral Toco, of i therefore, the breach of a moral obliga- i tion which would be tolerable only in the {face of a great danger. As the peace the fortifications are, necessarily, an out- was a millionaire at forty, down and out— | chair with the claim of righteousness on pretty near—at fifty-two and fabulously | his lips. “I averted the panic,” he said. rich at fifty-six when he died. “Square” He averted nothing but sacrificed his own and “honest,” as the words are used ' honor and the interests of the country. among gamblers, he was a thoroughbred, | The panic was started in order to force a sport and a plunger. He made himself | the result which was achieved, the mer- what he was and judgment of the suc- ger of the Tennessee Coal and Iron com- cess of his life is not for us to pass upon. pany and the Steel trust. It was carried the Japanese navy,is an expression of the | rage upon all other commercial coun- savagery which is in us. ToGo is noth. tries. ! ing but a fighter, though he is a good, Our esteemed Philadelphia contempo- fighter and a fair one. But if the great- rary misinterprets the purpose of the est scientist in the whole world, or the ' canal fortifications. They are not intend- man of greatest achievement in the arts ed to secure the waterway or this coun- of peace within the limits of civilization | try from foreign attack. As a matter of were to come among us his reception fact they will be absolutely useless for 1 | l | see this. After the hearty demonstration against Mr. Bryan, the sober second | thought is saying that a party situation | exists which cannot be permitted to con- ry a demand that the session be further prolonged and that the steel schedule be taken up for a thorough revision and reduction. But even this would be an admission before the country of an embarrassing error; while a further extension of the present session, already prolonged so far as to tax severely the patience of the country, will not improve the prospects of the party in the coming presidential election. —Col. EpwArRD H. GREEN, the son of t the eccentric HETTY GREEN, has just, delivered himself concerning the foibles ' and follies of New York women in a way as to leave no doubt that he is sensible enough to handle the millions that his | mother will leave him. He promised his | | to the very verge of disaster inorder that ROOSEVELT might set up the absurd de- fense he has brought forward for his part in it. But it would have gone no further. | The investigation, however, has present- ted ROOSEVELT in his new role. He no. longer boasts of his outrages. He apolo- gizes for them and offers a defense which, mother that he would not marry until he | would be less hearty than that which | that purpose. Any resistance of an at- “has been extended to ToGo who has | tempt to capture the canal by a foreign grass in the world or done anything else ' be made by war ships at the mouths of to promote the prosperity, peace and |the ditch. There never was any danger - happiness of mankind. Still ToGo is all | of such attempt, however, and never will right and we cheerfully join in the cor- be. Even if the trend of public senti- dial welcome which has been bestowed ment were in the direction of war rather never increased the number of blades of | foe, or use it against this country, must | Preserve Harmony. From the Harrisburg Star-Independent. A straw vote of Democrats in the Con- ' gress gives a plurality for Governor Wil- ! son for President. A couple other prom- ‘inent members of their party were well | but the Governor's nomination and election would be a certainty if the Democrats in the capitol could cast the was twenty years over age, and as that time has arrived, naturally there is specu- lation as to whether he will marry at all. He says: “I'll be married if the right one comes along, but I want to marry a wom- an and not a clothes horse.” —President ROOSEVELT on the stand before the Congressional investigation | committee, admitted that he knew it was | illegal when he permitted the United | States Steel Co. to gobble up the] Tennessee Coal and Iron Co. but per- | mitted it in order to stop the panic of | 1907. While some people may think that the end justified the means in this partic- ular case we are of the opinion that had the laws regarding trusts and other illegal combinations of great money powers, | been properly enforced, MORGAN and the | United States Steel Co. would never have | been in a position to make or unmake a panic in this or any other country. while shielding him from the charge of | venality stamps him with the mark of | idiocy. Yet we don't believe that RoOosE- | VELT is an idiot. If he is mad "there is Representatives in Washington are not, method in his madness.” He did what he ' inclined to accept the LAFOLLETTE com- i upon him. ——The Democrats of the House of than peace, such a fool-hardy enterprise | x was never better would never be undertaken. Trying to we ) tial timber, at i pled dig out the rock of Gibraltar with a tooth- | when complete harmony and pick would be as sensible. | indications are that it will be unbroken. aker Clark, Governor Harmon and | did in the case in point with a full under- standing of the moral turpitude involved and because it was necessary to get money | “half a loaf is better than no bread,” and 8" | the LAFOLLETTE compromise cuts the Duilding of useless battleships is inspired tariff tax on wool in half giving the peo- DY the same motive. President TAFT'S to buy the election of his successor. ——Mayor REYBURN, of Philadelphia, says that RUDOLPH BLANKENBURG is in- t ! i it is not an attractive proposition. But | ple the benefic of more than forty per | cent of tax promise on wool and as a matter of fact | The purpose of the fortifications of the | | Panama canal is to give the Steel trust ' an opportunity to loot the treasury. The | election to the Presidency in 1908 was reduction. Besides it doesn’t | Purchased by funds contributed by this capable of administering the office of | joe the question against future action. 2nd other trusts, and he is under pledge m administered the office for four years and only those who personally know both gentlemen will be able to appreciate the hugeness of this joke. —— According to sworn testimony both the President and the Secretary of Agri- culture were in the conspiracy to force Dr. WILEY out of the public service but neither of them has the courage to act. amendment may make the measure more nearly what we would all like. i ——The trusted clerk who stole $50,000 ayor of that city. Mr. REYBURN has At the next session of Congress an! to shape the policies of the government ° s0 as to reimburse them. The chances to accomplish this result are constantly growing less and are now reduced almost to two items, fortifications and war ships | from the Sugar trust was simply follow- | and though TAPT will prate about peace : ing an illustrious example. The one | until the Quaker mind is bewildered he teresting than the reception which wili Verner Whson fave fhe confidance an respect of the majority o people all political pergiasions. That eo Sufidence respect will not is any narrow-minded and selfish assaults on any oneof those gentlemen. The Democra party will not allow itself to be split into antagonistic factions. . If there be no change in political con- ditions during the next year the Demo- cratic candidate for the office of President ‘of the United States will be elected. It is ‘ the duty of all Democrats to see to it that | there be no changes within the party that ! will ruin its prospects. —We can imagine nothing more in- | long drawn out and uninterrupted lesson ! will always be for “the old flagand an ap- | be given to Senator BAILEY, of Texas, taught by the Sugar trust is that it’s no propriation” for warships and fortifica- | when he returns to that State after the harm to steal. | tions. | adjournment of Congress. CCE ER SRE GR | SPAWLS FROM THE KEYSTONE. i ' —One Lancaster county farmer has just 20d his farm, situated on the outskirts of Mt. Joy, at the rate of $350 an acre. —Chemical water purifiers are to be attached to all pipes leading to the city from the reservoirs | which supply the Johnstown city system. ~The regiment of which the late Senator M. S. Quay was colonel in the war—the Thirty-fourth Pennsylvania—will hold its twenty-ninth reunion at New Brighton on Thursday of this week. =The American Natural Gas company has re- cently filed leases on twenty-six tracts in West Mahoning township, Indiana county. It is thought that the tracts will be developed soon. —Charles Wertz, a prominent fruit man, who resides about six miles south of Bedford, has eighty acres in fruit, consisting mostly of apples and plums, although other kinds are well repre- —Jeffrey Whiles, residing in Huntingdon coun- ty, who has had considerable experience as a rat- tlesnake hunter, was bitten by one on Saturday. He hurried home and although his condition was extremely critical for a time, his yhysician has not given up hope of saving his life. —“Billy” Gibbons, a Lewistown negro recently released from penitentiary, is In jail at Lewis" town. He had served a term for assaulting rail’ road officer Shaffer at Lewistown Junction, and the present charge against him is assaulting Chief of Police Yeoman, of Lewistown. —Police are searching for Tony Cadina, em- ployed in a section gang near DuBois, who is charged with robbing a half-dozen of his fellow laborers while they were at work. He was too Siake 0 work, ult was gone aeiiem Hig friends re- t ~The Penn Central Light and Power company is installing two 600 horse-power boilers at its power plant at Warrior Ridge and in the near fu- ture two additional boilers will be installed with a 2,500 kilowatt General Electric generator. The improvements will tend to increase the capacity of the plant. —Grand Army day will be celebrated at Lake- mont park. Altoona, on September 9th. Prepara- tions are being made to care for a large crowd. Several military companies, Sons of Veterans and the Spanish-American war veterans will help the old soldiers to celebrate. A sham battle and many other diversions will amuse the crowd. ~District Attorney Small, of Columbia county* has presented a petition to the court of that coun’ ty asking for the appointment of a commissioner to take testimony in the investigation of charges of alleged corruption in the granting of liquor li- censes. Judge Evans is not implicated, but the same cannot be said concerning his associates. —Mrs. Catherine Dougherty, of Catasauqua, has been arrested on the charge of wholesale shoplifting in Allentown. She admitted her guilt and wept bitterly while in the police station, de- claring that she was the mother of eight children, only four of whom are living, however, and that poverty compelied her to steal. Her husband se- cured her release on bail. —Lawshe Dorr, of Clearfield, had his nose brok- en in a peculiar manner recently. He was in his auto when something amused him and he drop- ped his head on the head rest to laugh. It was in the vicinity of Snow Shoe, where roads are not good and the machine struck a breaker. Mr. Dorr was bounced against the top of the auto and landed with his nose broken. scendants. She is the mother of ten children, fif- ty-seven grandchildren and sixteen great-grand- children. Even at her advanced age Mrs. Davies ~There was a sad ending of a picnic party at Huntingdon, when Mayse Wilson, aged 11 years* of Connellsville, was drowned in Blair park. was visiting her sister, Mrs. D. F. Fradette, had gone with the family to the park. She left the others to go for a drinking cup and evi- dently had fallen down the steep bank into the creek, where her body was found two hours later —Early Sunday morning a Philadelphia police- man found a woman in an unconscious state lying She and had to say that her name was Annie Hamerle, that she was a widow, that her age was 29 years and that she had taken a large quantity of morphine in the hope of ending her existence because she was tired of life. —Joseph Krutendorfer, an erderly resident of Ebensburg, was lost in the “California” woods, near that place recently for almost two days. A searching party found his bucket of berries, but couldn't find him. Finally he emerged from the woods on a road which he knew led to Ebensburg. He was met by a friend in an auto and the anx- ety of his wife was quickly ended. A number of years agoa man was lost in the same thicket for five days. ~The exceedingly dry weather previous to the hay harvest almost ruined that crop on many In. diana county farms. A White township farmer who cut ninety-three acres of grass and who should have had over 200 tons of hay, put in his barn less than seventy tons. Another White township farmer cut sixty acres and put in his barn less than thirty tons of hay. Both these men are known as good farmers, but the drought knocked their calculations end-ways. —Charles T. Derick, of Bellwood, has filed a complaint with the state railroad commission against the Logan Valley Trolley company, oper- ating a line between Altoona and Tyrone, alleg- ing discrimination. The fare between Altoona and Bellwood, a distance of seven miles, is fifteen cents, and between Bellwood and Tyrone, a dis- tance of seven and four-tenth miles, it is ten cents. Complainant thinks the charge between Altoona and Bellwood should be cut to ten cents. —McKean county oil producers are agitating a project to drill a test well to the approximate depth of 4,0000 feet. It has been a long-mooted and much-debated question whether the lower strata of the rocks underlying Bradford bear oil and this agitation is intended to get the men with money together on the proposition. The Medina sand lies at a depth of 4,000 feet in the Tuna val- ley and this will be tested out. It willcost a large sum to drill such a well, but the Bradford men are resolved to try todo it. If they should suc- ceed, it would rejuvenate the old oil fields. =Mrs. Charles McAdoo, one of the biggest women in Central Pennsylvania and a sister of assistant cashier E. C. Swartz, of the Brookville Title and Trust company, was found dead in bed at an early hour Thursday morning by other members of her family. She had retired in good death was caused by apoplexy. The deceased was 46 years of age and is quite well-known per” sonally about Brookville. She weighed in the tic | neighborhood of 400 pounds at the time of death. The deceased is survived by her husband and several children. —Jack O'Hara was recently killed at Jimtown, Indiana county, by the overturning of a traction engine he was running. In speaking of the oc” currence the Indiana Geazetfe says: “The de- ceased was one of the most unfortunate men ever residing in this county. He was the victim of a score of serious accidents, having had legs and arms broken upon a number of occasions. He had his back seriously injured in a mine accident; not to speak of a number of minor accidents tha incapacitated him from work for various periods of time. He was thought to bear a charmed life as his escapes on a number of occasions were lit- tle short of miraculous.”