Christmas In A Scotch City Glasgow, the commercial metropolis of Scotland, with its we!l nigh million in habitants, can be chosen us an interest ing illustration of the manner in which one-fourth of the people of the country spend the holidays Many days before ghe store fronts on Argyll streei—a thoroughfare as busy as any iu the land-—are gayly and profusely deco- rated with holly and evergreens. Above nearly every entrance signs of wel come and the compliments of the sen- son are exhibited in holly leaves On Christmas eve the stores keep open late. Either side of the thoroughfare fs a mass of blazing, cheerfu! light, and there is a moving mass of human ity between But when the stores close they close until boxing day All the working people now wet their Ohristmas holiday. On Christmas forenoon the jord pro- vost or mayor presides at the annual | meeting and breakfast given by the directors at the royal infirmary. His lordship makes a speech, after which : there is a distribution of good things to all the patients in the large institu. | tion. Then he visits sundry other in- | stitutions for the cure of the sick and ! poor, where there are Christmas treeing | and feasting. By the way Christmas | day is one of the lord provost’s husiest days. At 2 o'clock. according to an- nual custom: for years past. he pre sides at the annua) dinner given to from 5,000 to G.O00 poor men. women | and children in the city hall, Albion street. [is lordship and the city magistrates occupy the stage and take dinner with the poor During the re past, which consists of soup, beef, an entree, plum pudding. tea or coffee nud fruit, stirring Scotch als are played on the big organ by the city organist. At the close his lordship makes a speech, which is reported verbatim in the newspapers It is usually a mas terly production Outwardly the aspect of the efty resembles that of Sunday Neverthe. less thousands of people are moving about. The myriad of riveters in the miles of shipbuilding yards along the Clyde have come to the city with their wives and families and ure attending the matinees or evening pantomime performances that have already heen running. These pantomimes are a foa- ture of city life in Scotland during the winter. Usually three open at the big theaters in Glasgow Christmas eve. They are rehearsed for weeks before. The playwright usually chooses as his theme a fairy tale. “Jack the Giant Killer.” “Ali Baba and the For- ty Thieves” and “Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp’ have been favorite themes. As a rule, the playwright re tains enough of the tale so that the young folks can recognize the char- acters, but taken altogether the pro- duction becomes really a dramatic burlesque of local life and character, interesting, entertaining and even ele i { ond half is fast and furious. the ropes are the young women of the | —— Clotlring. vating to old and young. Actors and actresses of renown take the leading * | parts. while there are dazzling cos | tumex. magnificent scenery and a gor geous ballet thrown in No ft is that often until the middle of spring the pantomimes enjoy a con- tinuous run atterly in a sense classics, for their libretii undergo weekly improvement at the suggestion of local wits noted for the pungency of their sayings and the fund of dry Scotch humor they pos sess. It is no exaggeration to say that these pantomimes are visited by some persons each uight all the season through and by others fully a score of times “Then there is the usual exodus of young men to the country at Christ. mastide. It is n common saying among Scotchmen that all roads lead to Lon- don. This is changed to Glasgow in some cases. There is seareely n fam- ily of note in the Highlands that has pot a son at the universities of Glas gow or Edinburgh studying for the professions of lnw, medicine, the pul pit. the army or the home or foreign civil service. With what hope snd pride the sdvent of the young student is looked for at the little railroad sta- tion up in the mountains on Christ mas eve or morning! If he lives on an estate the next day he is given n side by his rnstic countrymen in their | annual Christmas day football match, ! The game is usually a stoutly contest: ed one, umpired and refereed by the laird and heads of the estate. At the corner of the field is placed a cask of | good Scotch ale, from which the piay- ors regule themselves at half time. Then the game resumes, and the see estate looking on with pleasure and discussing their choices in the dance ligt of the evening. Brooklyn Eagle Santa Claus In the Zoo. Said Santa Claus: "Tis Christmas eve (The animals looked pleasant), And each of you will now receive His yearly Christmas present. But I'd be glad if every guest Would mention what re’d like the best.” | The tapir said: “That pleases me. I'll state succinctly, therefore, If I may be so bold and free. The only thing I care for Would be those matches on the shelf, With which I'd like to light myself.” His wish was granted. Then up spake A timid little adder: “gir, but a trifle it will take To make my Christmas gladder. A slate and pencil, if you please, Would let me do my gums with ease.” The reindeer said, “You may believe I'd be a happy fellow If I were sure I would receive A good sized umberrellow, And also I'd like four galoche, Yes, and a rubber mackintosh." —~Walton Willlams. His Defense. “What defense,” asked the grafter's wonder they become ! ' | 'Chnstmas Eve "In Rural England i {It was a brilliant moonlight night, but extremely cold. Our chaise whirled | rapidly over the frozen ground. The | postboy smacked his whip incessantly, | and a part of the time his horses were on a gallop. “He knows where he is going,” said my companion, laughing, “and is eager to arrive in time for some of the merriment and good cheer of the servants’ hall. My father is a devotee of the old school and prides himself on keeping up something of old English hospitality. He was al- ways scrupulous in exacting our holi- days and having us around him on family festivals. the good old gentleman to make his children feel that home was the bap- plest place in the world, and I value this delicious home feeling as one of large, old fashioned hall. It was com- posed of different branches of a numer- ous family connection. They were variously occupied, and a profusion of wooden horses, penny trumpets and tattered dolls about the floor showed traces of a little troop of fairy beings that had frolicked “theough a happy day. . While the mutual greetings were go- | Ing on between Bracebridge and his | relatives 1 had time to scan the apart- : ment. i The grate had been removed Around | i THE DANCE WAS A MERRY ONE { from the wide, overtngiug replace | to make way for a tire of wood, in the | glowing and blazing and sending forth | a vast volume of light and heat. ‘This, | T understood, was the Yule log, which | the squire was particular wm having brought in and illumined on Christmas | eve, according to ancient custom, It was really delightful to see the old wife, “did you make when you faced squire seated in his hereditary elbow the investigating committee?” chair by the hospitable fireside of his “1 vehemently called the man who | gncactors and looking around him like had brought the charges a liar.” —Chi- cago Record-Herald. Nothing is more disgraceful than in- sincerity.—Cicero. His Mild Resistance. Magistrate—DIid you arrest the pris- oner. McNutty? Officer MeNutty--Ol did. yer honor. 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PA. the sun of n system, beaming warmth | and gladness to every heart. ven the very dog that lay stretched at his feet, as he lazily shifted his position and | yawned. wonld look fondly up in his | master's face, wag his tail against the floor and stretch himself again to | sleep, sure of kindness and protection. | Supper was announced shortly after ; our arrival It was served up in a | spacious oaken chamber. the panels of which shone with wax and around "which were several family portraits, | decorated with holly and ivy Besides ! the acenstomed lights, two great wax ‘tapers. called Christmas candles, | wreathed with greens, were placed on | a highly polished mffet among the ' family plate. The table was abun- dantly spread with substantial fare, ; but the squire wade his supper of | frumenty, a dish made of wheat cakes | bolled in milk, with rich spices, being . a standing dish in oid times for Christ , mas eve. | was happy to find my old , friend, minced pie, in the retinue of the feast. The supper had disposed every one to gayety, and an old harper was sum- ' moned from the servants’ ball. * * * The dance, like most dances after sup- per. was a merry one. Some of the | older folk joined in it. and the squire | himself figured down several couples with a partner with whom he affirmed he had danced at every Christmas for nearly half a century. ' The party broke up for the night | with the kind hearted old custom of ! shaking hands. As [ passed through the hall on the way to my chamber | the dying embers of the Yule log still | sent forth n dusky glow, and had it | not been the season when ‘no spirit | dares stir abroad” I should have been i half tempted to steal from my room | at midnight and peep whether the fai- | ries might not be at their revels about | the hearth. | I had scarcely got into bed when a | strain of music seemed to break forth | in the air just below the window. I | listened and found it proceeded from | a band which I concluded to be the | waits from some neighboring village. | T drew aside the curtains to hear them ! more distinctly. The moonbeams fell through the upper part of the case- | ment, partially lighting up the anti- | quated apartment. The sounds as | whey receded became more soft and aerial and seemed to accord with | quiet and moonlight. 1 listened and | listened. They became more and more tender and remote, and as they grad- ually died away my head sank upon the pillow. and 1 fell asleep.— Wash- | ington Irving. i . | A Unique Bell. ‘ A pretty bell may be made by wrap- ping a large sized hoop with holly or pine, connecting this with a smaller | sized hoop above by four wires or | stout cord. Hung strands of popcorn | from upper hoop to lower one. Use a large red apple for a clapper. It was the policy of the choicest gifts a parent can bestow.” | The squire ushered us at once to the ! company, which was assembled in a midst of which wus an enormous log, | ‘A Christmas Doll Wedding We are to have a wedding; Our mothers planned it all You are to be my little wife And 1 your husband tall 1 love your pretty eyes of browne My own are dark and blue- But as they're only glass, my dear, They'll see no faults in you, My china lips, they long 10 kiss All your dull cares away, But 1 must wait for three long weeks Until our wedding day However, time will pass, sweet mald, And then we'll never part. I swear to love you all my life With my true wooden heart Your own REGINALD, Dec. 3. 190 Such was the love letter written by | | Reginald Grabam of New York, a bean- ! tiful doll twenty inches tall, light hiv, blue eyes, with jong dark lashes, io his ladylove, Miss Alice Winchester, a | brown eyed doll beauty of Boston, The fact i« that « marriage had been i arranged between these two dollies by their little mammas sid several grown: i up aunties, 10 take place at Christmas | time at the home of (he dull bride. | But making the clothes! Graudnns, : cousins and aunties spent days using their nimbie fingers to fashiou the ti, manly garipents, ax no little givi con'd possibly do the diffienlt sewing It was decided that a black bro d- cloth suit must be made, but aus au 70! dress evening coat conld be used oni | i ' : i for forma! occasions a tuxedo or don | © mer coat was finally agreed upon as bv | | Ing of more service. All the time we have been tellin: | about the bridegroom dear little Alice has been so busy having a long white med underwear, tomobile coat of champagne color, n white hat with feathers and flowers, all have been prepared for the “going | away” costume A procession of twenty with their doilies follows Hite givls Regina id march played on the piano: then into the dining room, where the dollies «it at a table that has been arranged fon them, with a tiny wedding cake deco ; rating the center { Then comes the wedding tour around the garden, and then the newly married pair zo to housekeeping in on big closet that has been furnished for them with all the latest conveniences, riage that was ever made in Toy little brown present. eyed girl's vited from “Mother Goose” Land. and among those most noticed were: Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, He was the first one theve. Then came little Goldie Locks, Who ran away from the hear. Bright Miss Nancy Etticoat, Used to standing long, Shone beside Tom Tucker, Who sang the supper song. Mistress Mary, Quite Contrary. Brought from her garden fair Several maidens all In a row, With pretty curling hair Bobby Shafto, from o'er the sea, Was in a happy mood; 1 saw him gazing bashfully At dear Ned Riding Hood Little Miss Muffet had left her tuffet And surprised us all, oh, my' By going to a corner with little Jack Horner And sharing hix Christmas pie. 8hy Bopeep without her sheep Many sweet glances won, And there without his little pig Was Tous, the Piper's Son. Marjorie Daw and big ‘Tom Stout Attracted much attention And many more whose names, alas, I haven't room to mention. It was a wedding so very grand, All in the month of December, With the very Four Hundred of Tov. land there. As many will long remember. ~Jullan Jerome. Practice and Preaching. “For the love of heaven. Amanda, said the Rev. Dr. Fourthly. calling to his wife in tones of thunder, “come and take this squalling baby out of the room before she drives me cragy. I'm writing a sermon on ‘Bearing One Another's Burdens." — London Tit Bits. The Great Trouble. “It is every woman's duty to keep young as long as possible,” she said. “Yes,” he admitted. “but the great trouble is that so many young women insist on keeping young after it is im- possible." —Chicago Record-Herald. He Rallied. First Physician Did he rally from the operation? Second Physiclan— black eye he gave me.— Exchange, A Disaster. Hostess— Mr. Squibs is going to sine a comic song. Guest--1 knew =ome thing would happen. | upset the sal. at the dinper bie. ~8Stray Stories. Important to Mothers. 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