—————— en ——— —— | r—" am — a — ————— -— The Spear and Bow and Poisoned Ar- | Started by the Unmasking of the Pai. | Constitutional Amendments | Straw Hats at Half Price. rows Their Chief Weapons. of Frauds. i Our knowledge of the pygmies of | Not until boarding houses cease to ex- | New Guinea shows tit is habit we ist will all their romances be written. Bellefonte August are nomadic, now tilling Shabby romances, some of them are, | FOF a Nt Bhs August 0 SN ground, but depending for their living | like that of the young woman who got | yoy | entirely on their skill in bunting and | go tired of being called “poor thing” F The Sorrow That Consumed Bichat | fishing. Their chief weapon is the | pecguse she received no Invitations | When He Was Dying. bow, their arrows being generally | 3ng had to eat all her meals at the | Over a century ago died Xavier Bj. | Poisoned either with the famous upas | poarging house table that she took to chat, the Sutwus. Phyisn and anat- 5 Some Ee EO Ee eating alone ouse in awhile at a heap | AOD NUMBER ONE. oT omist, author “L'Anatomie Gen- some Cases haine. restaurant a then brazenly lying NCURRENT RESO! . erale” He probably dissected more | They also make use of the spear and | gp,u¢ tne friends who had invited |" “Reick five of the Constitution of the Com human corpses than other man an ingenious form of spring gun a of Pennsylvania. any gn which is common to numerous other ber to ’ Resolved (if the Senate concur), That the the world's history. He estab al This is 1b eet There was a young mab 10 that fiswing 10 oof ticle record when he opened 625 bodies dur- orest tribes. o! y set- house who never went anywhere el- | five Constitution of ing one winter. ting a flattened bamboo spear attached | oon" py gre night the girl stayed out | the Sighieenth src thereol: accordance with follows Make Your Old Suit B38 Of his nerve a taie is told. When | tO 8 bent sapling, which is fastened tc | yp, geqgiation nearly overpowered | 2 of Article V., which reads as he lay on his deathbed he called his a trigger in such a way that it is re- him. “Even that poor little white | shall be onde. 2% laws relating to coutis stumbling uniform operation, and the colleagues to him and said: “Dear | leased Dy the passerby al “| faced soul has made friends who want | Ofganization, jurisdiction, and of all courts friends, 1 am done, but what comforts against an invisible string stretched » he said. “Nobody wants me. ifthe mete Sr So faras regulated by i me is the fact that my case is a re across a game track. These spears ar r oul on earth” a gh markable one unusual | really set for game, and to the initi- ID RO . the General Assembly is hereby te save had ated they are obvious enough, as their Then on rare occasions his place at | creating other courts to exercise 1 HH i ha “wy v (ed symptoms for Soime days Wiens ve fee 18 always indieated by eer He able was Tucan. New friends? | of by on Fleas and Orphans: Court." be analyzed. They grea sur . i amended so that same read as follows: — prised me.” The doctors sought to | tain well known signs, such as «a " led any. | Section 26. All laws relating to courts shall be reassure him. He answered that he broken off twig placed in a cleft stick. “Yes, the young | general and of Uniform operation the ! E ed was under no illusion with regard to | In war these signs are removed, the One night the man and the giv) The} | himself. “1 shall dle fairly satisfied | removal being equivalent to the mov- | in a twenty-five cent yestaurant, ey | la . with my life and go toathe grave with ing of buoys in a mined channel. Th | blushed; they fenced: they finally con- | judgments of such courts, shall only one regret, one great sorrow." wounds inflicted by these hardenc. | fessed. : - lon; the General Assemiyy shall “What is that?" he was asked. “I bamboo spears are necessarily serious. “We're a pair of frauds,” said the | toestablign new courts, from ti am distressed that after death 1 can- | The mental qualities of the Negritos | girl. “It's awful to think that tonight | prescribe the na not dissect my own body. 1 could, I | are extremely undeveloped, none of | when we go home we will have to | ne increase he number am certain, have made some beautiful them being able to express a higher | swear that we have been dining with BOW Se same, A scientific discoveries.” Then he sank | humerical idea than three, but all ob- friends.” weeese | OFA, and to abolish exercised by courts n cof rec. back, murmuring: “1 must pot think | servers who have met them unite in| “Well” said the young man, “ain't | deemed for the orderly and efficient about it. It won't bear thinking of."— | Saying that they are a merry little peo- | we?"—New York Press. aiminists pion Justice. no. Westminster Gazette. ple, with great ideas of hospitality eee ROBERT MCAFEE, when their confidence has been gained Luck. Secretary uf the Commonwealth. An Error Made Him a Professor of | 30d provided they have not been pre- Tommy—Pop, what is luck? halls an. | Tommy's Pop—Luck, my son, is what History In Russia. viously {ll treated. They are not can NUMBER TWO. nerally monogamous, | COmes to a man who has the oppor- ; Some years ago the minister of edu- nibals and are ge y mou tanity of buying something for a mere RESOLUTION. —London Times. an of cation in St. Petersburg was appealed song, but who can't sing.—Philadel- the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, so as to to by telegraph for a cook, to be hur- ' R : ried to Moscow. The operator got his | TheY gs Curiognly FS¥iidiovs n | phia Record p33 ualificat hte riven con dashes and dots mixed, but by next the Hand the folowing amendment io the The habits of the Turkish women of A Bird In and. stitution of the monwenith of hot t2aih » man arrived &nd Was ceremon). Constantinople are wonderfully fastici-| A woman is a person who would be and the 2 same is hereby. proposed, in accord ously conducted to the university, . ce) ber husband at home 0 | **Fhat : ¥ tance, when they wush | rather have her husban section one of article be amended, where be was introduced to the assem. rh Be a tap from which water nights than in the Hall of Fame.—Gai- striking out The fourth num paragraph bled faculty and students as the new |... 4 marble basin the fair ones | veston News. : ol , iis shall be entitled EE subject : i i f b sik BE EERE ARERR EE EEE EEE EEE EEE RD EERE ER, ; i : ; ; : ! : 8 3 THIS - WEEK - ONLY a I Evo protested that will let the water run until a servaat huts it off, inasmuch as to do this all 1) i a professor of pots | ® ’ “ 0 . however to such laws requiring and EE Ee at ae, | Thenadivas Would euler them Hood's ‘Sureaparitia the Tegitration of lector a the General Asser: T H dy : d p . 4 ” ot © enact, tory. But in Russian official life it is Sieun. Se ot ae unclean. ed rst. He shall have been a citizen of the Unit wo Un air Harpe far lo Soffect ih Eo fue So One of these fastidious women wus RR" BARKS HERBS v Secon, He aye eae he SA rs ® gu . ae jo or ses era years Sook not long ago talking to a small niece — Sear (or if. having pre¥iously Deed 2 qualified of Sin le professorship, thoug who had just received a present of a | That have great medicinal power, are have removed therefrom and returned, then six one attends his lectures. a By and by the child raised to t 2 hihest efciency. for puri- months) immediately precedin the election oll from Paris. By and by the chi fying and enric the blood, as they are Third. He shall have in the election Another laughable story comes from | 10:3 the doll in the lady's lap. She comb in Hood's Sarsaparilla. et. | district where | he shall offer tovote at least two fhe Sawaney pi vi I door. | was horrified and ordered the child to runnts two bovs were broken, out mont iately p cy ad | take it away. As the little girl woul 's lla or write had grown so untidy and| pot move it and no servant was near less than a poms. =Mgs. IRA BIRD, Port Secretary of the Commonwealth. slow that he was no longer useful, but | pq the lady would be defiled by touch- 40.36 testimonials received by actual — as the headmaster did not want to set | yng a doll that had been brought from gp 0 yours, R Je SUT I) ke . NUMBER THREE. him adrift he promoted him to a teach | gproad, the only resource left her wus Celli toll Sts Rati Torey . A JOINT RPSOLUFION. . er's post and bad bim transferred to a | to jump up and let tue doll fall. It | lated tablets called Sarsatabs. EE | PO De a distant school. He, too, will be a pro- | ppoke in pieces. consolidate the courts of common pleas of Al- i oe 305 =Mogeow Letter in| Another Turkish woman would not mm - a mens Section 1. SUNY solved by the Senate wid New or orid. open a letter coming by post, but ro Patents. House o Representatives of the Commonwealth ——— quired a servant to break the seal and the following ka in Genera Dom ve bly met, That Didn't Want It Flattened. hold the missive near her that it might TEN TRADE MARKS. COPYRIGHTS. Pennsylvania be, and the same is hereby, pro- This story is told of Jerome K. Je- | be read; also should her handkerchief P* &c. Anyone sendipe a sketch and | de i accordance with the eighteenth oly scription m: ascertain ou . . rome, the humorist. Returning from | fall to the ground it was immediately ion tren whether an SH aT r A ‘That section six of article five be amended, by abroad one time, be fel! into good corni- | destroyed or given away, so that she | able. Com: are strictly En poociion, aud Wasesting . Oldest agency g: pany, with the exception of one mun. | might not again use it.—Exchange. Eandvook on Jattits Sint jee Dyn: BEY | Section. In the county of Philadelphia all who was what is known as “a walking ents taken th Me a Dee Spec | he jurisdiction 2nd powers now vesiod i the lopedia.” Thi sted | Defoe and Sa Banks. Notice without charge in the Jet to such changes as ma ED encyclo - s an persis n oe an vings Ban | y giving all sorts of information, much | Though Duncan of Duthwell was the SCRENTIFIC. ZMERICAN, | venterk in. Sve dioring i EE of ual a illustrated weekly. Largest circula. | : separate courts of ¢g to the annovance of Mr. Jerome and | founder of our first savings bank, the | tion of any scientific . Terms $3 a year; . pnd So-ordinate, jurisdiction, Somboted of three others. One morning, as the travelers | first suggestion came from Daniel De. | four months §1. Sold 0 sew sealers. be designated respectively as the court of - leaned over the rail, admiring the ris-! foe. When he found himself compelled 5245.1y wy oudwas New York Sommony Pleas Hawiber one, Sumbe! Ivo, ay: ing sun, the man with the information | to hide from the bailiffs in a small Branch office, 625 F St.. Washington, D.C. | the number of said courts may be by law increas- turned to them and said almost sol- | Bristol inn he turned his enforced | __ . teas — ad: sors time do. the, and shall | be in ke man- menly: leisure and financial failure to account Hair Dr ber of Jud ges in any of said courts, orin any “Gentlemen, if the earth were flat- | by writing the “Essay on Projects.” It |. as esser. = Soul) Whe he eatablishment ot an tened out the sea would be two miles | deals with savings banks, friendly so- R THE 1ES.~Miss M - ed, from time authorized) whenever increas deep over the whole world.” cleties, insurance, academies and bank- LAD! Jone organ in | shall amount in the whole to three, such three her rooms on reet, is ready to | compose a separate court Mr. Jerome turned around, seeming- | rupts. On all these subjects Defoe of- Woh an and Patients wishing treat as afor , which shall be numbered as aforesaid. ly stunned. Then he grew indignant, | fers from his fertile brain suggestions tne F In Bhiladelohia all suits, shall be instituted in the The Regular Price. m has and, walking over to the other mau, | that startle the reader by their modern | also for sale a large Sollection of and whe the number of the re and the Several he said, shaking his finger menacingly: | ring. On bankrupts and savings banks | jewelry, belt and belt buckles. hair good mag | courts shall distribute and apportion the business “Look here, man, if you catch any | Defoé naturally wrote with feeling. able to supply you with all toilet ar- i fellow trying to flatten out the earih | During his stay in Bristol he wit! extracts, and all of Hudnut's preparations. 50-16. shoot him on the spot. 1 can't swim.” | known as “the Sunday FOTICMUIL | smn sors mnen shall be provided , ee —Philadelphia Times, owing to his natural unwillingness © Travelers Guide. a I tion take the air except on that day of the Ee week which deprived bailiffs of their | (T“ENTRAL RAILROAD OF PENNSYLVANIA. fod of common pleas, composed of all the i | : g i : z E £ g : : London's Town Hall. The guildhali is an important public | sting.—London Chronicle. Condensed Time Table effective June 17, 1909. and powers shall extend to all pro- CIS building in London, which may be re- READ DOWN | TREAD Ur. | ea uted In ipo. Seveta) Mumbere Ay garded as the town hall, and is the A Cup of Sugar. place of assembly of several courts, us A large china cup with a handle was the court of common council, the court | shoved across the counter and a child's : i STATIONS |—TT and shall be to such changes as may be bd ° — Zz ° — 3 z 3 £ *lz 8 fe 22 ie £ g ie 2 | i of aldermen, the chamberlain’s court | voice said, “Ma wants a cupful of | 37% BeiP; Ts P: 1:18 | increased from time to time. This Ee and a police court presided over by one | sugar.” Yu = : 3 2 INTE. | 38 HA HE shall tall off po > the first day of January suc of the aldermen. The construction of | The grocer filled the cup, weighed | 72067 11 231 $41%3 33 | “R'true copy of Joint Resolution No. 3. the building was begun in 1411. It | the sugar, poured it back into the cup | 729 1247 438913 ROBERT McAFEE, was partially destroyed in the great | and said, “Two cents.” Pn 24. 1990 Secretary of the Commonwealth. fire of 1666, but was soon restored, and To a customer who expressed sur-| 740/730 2 58. 4 24 02 in 1780 it was altered to its present | prise at his willingness to sell grocer jan. | $240 9 A Be form. The hall proper is 153 feet in | les in such small quantities he said: 7 48/07 © 308 4 ihe 3 Hd an Jon i ON. tide length, 48 in breadth and 55 in height. | “Have to in this neighborhood. Most | 7387 8 3 12-5 4 Lal 8 50 | Prop Contalion SS signs, It has been famous for centuries for | of these people live from meal to meal. | 802 78 3z 4 8 88 gion |. Be & yescived by the Senate wid . the magnificence of its civic feasts. | which means that they buy things by 30 194 we 1% 8 36 | of Pennsylvania in General Assembly met, That last you until cold weath- The first time it was used for this | measure instead of weight. Reckoned | “(NY Central Ry ie loloving is pried us an amicndpent 30 purpose was iu 1500, when Sir John | by the cupful, the spoonful or the pail- | a Shore........ 7 Ivania, in accordance with the provisions of the : : Shaw, goldsmith, who had been | ful, they know just how much of any- 2 i 8 8 i jersey Soa Lye. is ni eighteenth article thereof:— er for a very little bit of knighted on the field of Bosworth, first | thing they need. In order to satisfy | | & R Ry. | AMENDMENT TO ARTICLE NINE, SECTION EIGHT. gave here the lord mayor's feast. both customers and the inspector of | 730 650... PHILADI | 18 36/ 11 30 aa Sen 3 Ameng section eight, article nine of money TT—— weights and measures we mewsi.o ‘| 1010 900......NEW YORK... | om ees : The Miserable Villain. first te suit the trade, then weigh after- Lie) amtpim.]n jo 8. She Sebt ox 3 county, city. Low Comedian—After all these years | Ward.”—New York Sun. Eggert has at last succeeded in mak- ing a hit with the audience. His Trick. Soubrette--So? How does he do it? A pearl belonging to her brooch had Low Comedian—You know he has | got fastened in the lace of her collar. Schedule to take effect Monday, Jan. 6. 1910 | on such assessed valuation of property, without M 0 % v : MEE ¢ ny] | Vi always played villain roles. He offered to disentangle it. ; She atecat OF the € ectur S ugthent a ic Sec. Soubrette—Yes. “That's a great trick of mine,” he Read up. | but any city, the e debt of which sow exceedsseven Low Comedian—Well, in the last act | said as he wrestled with it. “Separat- No2t Nod No6 ae Ly Iau to maccesce the same. three. oe One Week Onl of a new play the author allows him | ing pearls from"— i | Centum in aggregate, eat any (She time, upon y to repent and say, “I've been a miser- | ‘People?’ she interrupted in a fright. | p. m.la. m./a.m. a. mip mpm ich valuation, ' so ast fo 1 28 Solis; Bo able villain.” That confession in- “No,” said he; “from laces."—New 3% Bellefonte... . $0, 5 50 pally or ncarsorsied dsr or other munici- variably brings down the house.—Bos- | York Press. 2 3g EE aa =: ton Post. 2 upon the value of the taxable property TIT Bs oy itis wo | 3 § | car nr Eh ri 2 ac e Lead. y m whom old gen ust 5 an per up- “I hear Lem Boggs Sundayed with | received 5 sovereigns at 4 to 1)— 3 5 2 he assent of th electors hereo! t public giec ye, deacon?” Now, then, Santa Claus, what are you join 3 a a ah be by law; “Ya'as.” biting 'em for? Do you think I'd give a BE which BON Sea “Goln’ to lose yer darter, eh?” you wrong uns? Old Gent—Noa, lad- authorized by law to increase the same three per “I reckon, but not to Lem. Zeb Higgs | dy, it's no that; I'm just making sure 7 35/PineGre : 320 Sich valuation: except (hat any debe ne, Mondayed, Tuesdayed, Wednesdayed | that I haven't got that one back which | _____________F.H THOMAS Supt, incurred by the city and of and Thursdayed with us. I judge Zeb | I passed off on thee!—London Punch. ment of Pe or is the lucky man.”—Success Magazine. construction wharves and docks. or A Poultry Fable. Important to Mothers. | Hem of what sd docks 3 pubic move M. Fauble & So No Danger of That. The hen returned to her nest and | mesming carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, Cony of Piiadeobis ad which shall cd to LJ n, Mrs, Stubbs—John, no true man will { found it empty. & safe and sure remedy for infants and children, the chy and County net . smoke up his wife's curtains. Mr.| “Very funny,” said she; “I can never | and see that it deh and of the annual msaliments necesary for Stubbs—I should say not. Anybody | find things where I lay them.”—Lippin- the debts, be ex- that smokes curtains would be s freak. | cott's. ie i ZA Tt pT Lh ad I preter cigars.—Chicago News. : debted “pr sired for their ————— For one who can stand prosperity | In Use For Over 30 Years. Those who can command themselves | there are a hundred that will stand ad- ROBERT MCAFEE, command others.—Hazlitt. versity. —Carlyle. : 55-31-13t Secretary of the Commonwealth, -