SMASHED BY THE SEA. We had weathered the western i: lands and entered latitudes where the prudent mariner shortens sail aud keeps a wary eye on the baroweter. for the seasfurer may talk lightly of mountainous seas off the Horn, but not of a winter gale in the wouth of the English channel when the coast is strewn with wreckage from the Lizard to Beachy and his imagination, accus- tomed to vast expanses of lonely sea. pictures ail sorts of craft jostling one another in dangerous proximity. A favoring gale from the northwest, not wore viclous than the ordinary north Atlantic gale, had kept the ship lively ai day and set all hands figur ing on pay day. It was not until the afternoon wateh that the weather cin look becnme really threa.caingz, Moun- tainous walls of green wailer swung out of the darkness and buffeted her aside as they passed. Fierce squalls smote her in rapid succession, envelop ing her in a smother of spray, heeling her until the yardarms dipped in the crests of the waves. At eight bells the wind lulled and hauled a point to the westward, then hurled itself against the ship with ae- cumulated fury. There was a sudden confusion of fiying cordage, over- whelming seas hammering upon the decks and the cannonade of canvas stripped from the spars and blown like thistiedown to leeward, Relieved of her top hamper, she stas- gered crect, dripping like a half {ide rock aud shaken with the shock of the seas pounding her sides. Halfway ou the upward oscillation she poised, checked by the renewed onslaught of the gale as if by the impact of a mate- rial obstacle. Rags of canvas streain- ed from ber empty yards, Every wire of her rigging twanged and stretched under the strain, The deck round the mainmast heav- ed and was starred with white fissures running along its well oiled planks. The heavy steel spar dimpled on one side, then buckled and crashed over board in a tangle of wreckage. The ends of severed wire whipped the air, aud twisted shrouds sawed to and fro along the ruined bulwarks and struck showors of sparks from the tor- tured iron work. The hatch covers were stripped from their coverings, boats smashed to firewood and all the intricate superstructure of the vessel swept and broken. Shouted orders were blown back, inaudible to the men cowering under the break of the poop, and useless if audible. What seamanship could contrive was done. Mean worked for their lives, find- ing an footheld on the sea swept deck, hacking the jagged cuds of iron wire. But the day of cutting wreckage adrift is gone with wooden spars and hemp- | en cordage. Although the plates gaped | and rivets started, the heavy spar held fast alongside, pounding against the fron hull as she rolled In that trough: of the sen. A couple of spare spars were lashed together aml lnunched with infinite danger through the gap in the broken bulwarks. But no Improvised sea an- chor could hold her to windward amid the (winuit of such a sca. She was ne lopger a ship, but a ruiged fabric, | erushed and sagging to leeward under the weight cf the elements, Moruiug brought an abatement of the fury of the gale. Standing on the poop, surveyinz ber shattered hulk, her skipper turned quietly to his mate and asked. “Is the port lifeboat sea- worthy 7 : “Carpenter reports that it is, sir,” re plied his subordinate, The skipper steod for awhile fn =i lence. noting the sluggish life of the deck under his feet. “Suppose we've got to leave her,” he said. “What d'ye think?" It is the sole occasion where the ivae- ter mariner will deign to consult and be advised by his inferior otlicer. “She can't float much longer, sir” replied tiie other sympathetically. It might be that in his time he, too, would require to seek similar advice. “Al,” said the skipper heavily, “and 4 saw her Liuoched.” He crossed over to the teak iife rail and laid his hand on #, fondling it alfectionately, “A! right, inister.” he said at last, “We're right in the track of shipping. Pua the word along to put a bag of bis: ul aboard and fill the breakers with wa. der.”—all Mall Gazette, Short and to the Point. ‘One of the shortest speeches record ed fn forensic annals is that of Tann- ton, afterward a judge. Charles Phi! ips, an Irish orator, had made a flo. ery speech In an assault case. Taunton, who was for the defend ant, said in reply, “My friend's elo quent complaint amounts, in plain English, to this—that his client has re ceived a good, sound horsewhipping— and my defense is as short—that he richly deserved it.” The Boy and the Bear. “Have you ever heard the story of Algy and the bear?” asked a boy of his father. “It's very short. ‘Algy met a bear; the bear was bulgy; the bulge was Algy.’"—London News. 1 do not know of any way 80 sure of making others happy as being so one self. —8ir Arthur Helps, Confidence. Mr. Golding—So yon want to marry my daughter. Do you think that you - support her in the style to which she has been accustomed? Jack Win- some—No, sir, but I can support her in a good deal better style than you lived in the first five years after you were Journal, ‘married. Somerville Rapid Wing Movement Does Not Al. ways Imply Speed. Birds have different modes of flight, just ax men have different gaits ia walking or running. Japid wing movement does not always imply speed in flight any mere than rapid leg movement implies speed in walk- jog or running. With us it is the length of the stride that tells ultimate. ly. What, apart from wing movement, tells in the bird's flight is not known. Speaking broadly, toug winged birds are strong and swift fliers; short winged birds are feeble in flight. When we consider that a cumbrous, slow moving bird like the heron moves its wings twice per second when in flight it is evident that many birds have a very rapid wing movement. Most sinall birds have this rapid wing movement with feeble powers of flight. The common wren and the dipper, for instance, have a flight like that of a young bird. Many of our smaller migrants seem but to flit from bush to bush or from tree to tree. Members of the thrush family are low fliers, the blackbird in particuiar, with its hasty, hurried flight, often just avoiding fences and no more. Wagtails have a beautiful undulating flight with little apparent use of their wings, They look like greyhounds bounding through the air. Nearly all birds sail or float occa- sionally without the slightest move- ment of their wings. Even a large bird like a pheasant will glide in this way for more than two hundred yards. Grouse have a rapid wing motion without any great speed, but when they sail, coming down with the wind, as they prefer to do, they go very fast. Before alighting they flap their wings several times very rapidly, like the clapping of hands. Most birds after gliding do this. Does it correspond to putting on the brakes or reversing the engine in the case of mechanical loco- motion? With little apparent use of its wings the wood pigeon flies very strongly and rapidly. It never seems to “bring up” much before alighting. but crashes into a tree at full speed. When it rises its wings crack like pistol shots. Ducks are strong on the wing and often fly in single file. Geese will fly wedge or arrowhead shape, generally at a considerable height. So do many gulls and other sea birds, in a stately, measured fashion, their calls occa- sionally sounding like “Left, right, left, right. Kestrels have a beautiful, clean cut, clipping motion of their wings and look like yachts sailing through the alr, while their hovering in the air is one of the mysteries of bird life. Peesweeps, which are so graceful in their motions on the ground, look like enormous bats when in flight, Swal- lows and in a very marked degree swifts have rapid wing movement with great speed and extraordinary | power of flight. Scotsman, —— — One Coid Saved. Logic is logic, whether it touches the affairs of nations or a cold in the | head. The conviction, says London Tit-Bits, was forced upon a Liverpool woman whose coachman, although he had been ill for several days, appeared one morning with his hair closely crop- ped. | “Why, Dennis,” sald the mistress, “whatever possessed you to have your hair cut while you had such a bad cold?" “Well, mum,” replied the unabashed Dennis, “I do be takin’ notice this long while that whiniver | have me hair cut I take a bad cowld, so 1 thought to meself that now, while 1 had the cowld on to me, it would be the time of all others to go and get me hair cut- tin’ done, for by that course 1 would save meself just one cowld. Do you see the power of me reasonin’, mum?’ Littlest Father. The woman who came to clean up was telling how she left her boy to take care of the baby. The boy was two and one-half years old. The baby was six months. “That's the youngest little father I ever heard of,” said the flat dweller she was cleaning up for. “Do you lock them in?” “Yes,” said the cleaning woman. “Poor little fellow!” said the flat dweller, “Locked in to burn in case of fire! Some day when you are cleaning up for we 1 want to go over and see that little father, who ought to be in the cradle himself, taking care of the six-month-old baby. | want to just sit there and look on awhile, Poor little fellow! —Chicago Inter Ocean, What Accountancy Means. Accountancy is not and never can be a matter of abstract knowledge to be transferred by means of lectures, but is the art of knowing how to ap- ply that knowledge to the require- ments of business under very varying An Easier Dose. Johuny—The medicine ain’t so nasty as it useter be, mommer. I'm gettin’ used to it. Mommer—Do you take a whole spoonful every hour? Johnny- No'm; I couldn't find a spoon, £0 I'm usin’ a fork.~Cleveland Teader, The Advice a Discerning Woman Gave Unto Her Daughter. My daughter, wouldst thou know a man's secret? Go to the florist, then, O simple one, for in him every man reposeth his confidence. Yea, by the flowers which he sendeth a woman shall ye judge the quality of a man's love, likewise the quantity and exact stage. A= violets pass unto roses, and roses unto cheap carnations, and carnations unto naught, so passeth his grand pas- sion from the first throes into matri- mony. Lo, at the beginning of a love affair mark with what care a man selecteth his flowers in person, that not a wilted violet shall offend thine eyes! Yet as time passeth he telephoneth his orders and leaveth it all to the clerk. And there cometh a day when he murmureth wearily, “I say, old chap, make that a standing order. will you?” Then the florist heaveth a sigh, for he knoweth that the end is at hand. Yea, this is the mark of an engaged man who doeth his duty. So after the wedding bouquets all orders shall cease together, and until he seeketh flowers for his wife's grave that man shall not again enter a florist’s shop. For stale carnations, bought upon the street corner and carried home in a paper bag. are a fit offering for any wife. Yet a funeral rejoiceth the flor- ist’s heart and maketh him to smile, for he knoweth that a widower's next order shall be worthy of a new cause and the game shall begin all over again. Verily, verily, my daughter, 1 charge thee, account no man in love until he hath gone forth into the gardens and the fields and plucked thee a few dinky pansies or stray weeds with his own hands. For when a man sendeth thee violets it may mean only sentiment, and when he sendeth thee orchids it may be only a bluff, but when he doeth real work for any woman !f meaneth business, Selah!- London Ti-Bits. The English Thicf That Dropped In to See His Lawyer. Here is a story of a genuine instance of the kind of business which fell to the lot of 21 once notorious Londoa “thieves' counsel.” One day a thick- set man, with a cropped poll of un- mistakably Newgate cut, slunk into this counsel's room, when the follow Ing dialogue took place: “Morning, sir,” said the man, touch- ing his forelock. “Morning.” sald the counsel. do you want?" “Well, sir, I'm sorry to say, sir, our little Ben. sir, has 'ad a misfortin, Fust offense, sir, only a wipe.” “Well, well!” interrupted the coun- sel. “Get on"-— “So, sir, we thought as you'd ‘ad all the family business we'd like you to defend him, sir.” “All right.” said the counsel; my clerk” “Yes, sir,” continued the thief, “but 1 thought I'd like to make sure you'd attend yourself, sir. We're anxious cos it's little Ben, our youngest kid.” “Oh, that will be all right! Give Simmons the fee.” “Well, sir,” continued the man, shift- ing about uucomfortably, “I was go- ing to arst you, sir, to take a little less. You see, sir’—wheedlingly—“it's little Ben—his first misfortin”— “No, no!” said the counsel impa- tiently. “Clear out!” “But, sir, you've had all our busi- ness, Well, sir, if you won't you won't, so I'll pay you now, sir.” And as he doled out the guineas, “lI may as well tell you, sir. you wouldn't 'a’ got the counters if I hadn't had a little bit of luck on the way."—From “The Recollections of a K. (.,” by Thomas Edward Crispe. “What “see Funny For Her. A New England iad was intently watching his aunt in the process of making ples and cake. He seemed very much inclined to start a conver sation, an i clination, however, which the aunt in no way encouraged. She continued in silence to assemble the ingredients of a mammoth cake. “Tell me something funny, auntie.” finally ventured the boy. “Don’t bother me. Tommy,” sald the aunt. “How can I when I am making cake?” “Oh, you might say, ‘Tommy, have a piece of the pie I've just made,’ That would be funny for you."—Exchange. Habit Enables Him to Scale lce Clad Heights With Ease. “In all my experience 1 had never encountered a rougher. more difficult country in which to hunt than in Ellesmere Land,” writes Harry Whit- ney in Outing. “Ordinarily 1 should have believed these mountain sides, with walls of smooch rock sheathed with a crust of hard ice and snow, quite unsecalable. “In places they were almost perpen- dicular. Rarely did they offer a crev- ice to serve as foot or hand hold, and jutting points and firm set bowlders were too widely scattered to be of much help. “In this his native land the Eskimo has a decided advantage over the white hunter. His lifetime of experi- ence has taught him to scale these fce clad heights with a nimbleness and ease that are astounding. He is quite fearless, and even the mountain sheep is not his superior as a climber. “As If by magic and with little ap- parent effort the two Eskimos tlew up the slippery walls, far outstripping me. How they did it 1 shali never know. Now and again I was forced to cut steps in the ice or 1 should in- evitally have lost my footing and been hurled downward several hun- dred feet to the rocks beneath. “I was astonished even at my own progress, and when I paused to glance behind me I feit a momentary panic. But there was no turning back, and one look robbed me of any desire to try it. “The Eskimo has no conception of distance, He i3 endowed with certain artistic instincts which enable him to draw a fairly good map of a coast line with which he is thoroughly fa- miliar, but he cannot tell you how far it is from one point to another. Often when Eskimos told me a place we were bound for was very close at hand it developed that we were far from ft. This they are never sure of and can- not indicate, “The Eskimos have a white man ‘stung to death’ from every point of view. They not only can go to sleep promptly, but sleep soundly and well as they travel when circumstances permit. They get sustenance, too, by eating hard frozen walrus and seal meat or blubber., This I could never do, for it is so strong in flavor that it invariably nauseated me, though Idid succeed very well with raw hare or deer’s meat when I bad it.” ~The Century Magazine “The Outlook” says that it is A which has stood for all Ze Which \ swan of held fast by the somadest tratitions the en a NY aualing op DIUIISiNg artists, and, in season and gut * Grged upon a people engrossed in busi | "Ri op Beseousazs and competency 1 public ome. Justice to authors. Te Susie ¥ te xvi ai Vaveer educational opporeunities for AL anyone ioAdsesicaalfosd tobe WHbWE THE CENTURY IN 1910? Single copies, $.35, Subscription, $4.00 a year. THE CENTURY CO, Union Square, 555 New York. For ite Bov or Girl You Love there is happiness which easily a For the Fairy Fields of Happiness tu every boy and girl oT for bare a enn rhymes, hE THE CENTURY CO, Union Square, New York. - The Pennsylvania State College. 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