Democratic watchman. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1855-1940, February 04, 1910, Image 3

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Bellefonte, Pa., February 4, 1910.
FARM NOTES.
—Never breed a ewe lamb until past its
first birthday.
~The ram should not run with the'ewes
during the winter.
~—This should begin when the colt is
only a few days old. :
—Never omit the kicking strap when
the colt is first hitched up.
—No man is fitted to train horses who
is not thoroughly sympathetic and brim-
ful of horse-sense.
—Every man who raises one colt or
should realize the great importance
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2. It is stated that this rye will
from eight to ten bushels more per acre
than the common varieties.
it off entirely.
—Sparks’ Earliana tomato seems
its own as the best early tomato!
Hille it was fife: faised and developed in
ersey, it roved its adaptation
to the varied Co of many sections.
In western New York gardens it is con-
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—Minnesota farmers have found six
pounds of timothy, five pops of white
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A Bernard Shaw Criticism.
Before fame came to him Bernard
Shaw wrote dramatic criticisms for
the London Saturday Review. The
following sample is characteristic of
the man:
“] am in a somewhat foolish posi-
tion concerning a play at the Opera
Comique, whither 1 was bidden this
day week. For some reason 1 was
supplied with a program, so that
never learned the name
At the end of the second
bad advanced about as far as an or-
dinary dramatist would have brought
it five minutes after the
of the curtain or, say, as far as
would have brought it ten
fore that event, Taking advan
the second interval to stroll
the Strand for a little exercise, I un-
fortunately forgot all about my busi-
ness and actually reached home before
it occurred to me that 1 had not seen
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dogmatize on the merits of the work or
its performance. I can only offer the
management my apologies.” ~ Every-
body's.
An Obliging Father.
A man who grew rich had a sonof
whom he disapproved, and when the
son was married against the father’s
wishes the father made him an allow-
ance of $20 a week and said that was
all he could have,
Awhile later he was discussing the
watter with a friend of his pioneer
days. “Do you think $20 a week is
enough for the boy?" he asked.
“Well,” replied the friend judicially,
“1 don't know about that.”
“It's a darn sight more than we had
when we started in” argued the fa-
ther.
“Perhaps it is,” said the friend, “but
yon must remember that times have
changed. We used to dig clams for
our dinner.”
“By George,” said the father, “1
guess 1 have been too severe with
kim! I'll be kinder in the future. I'll
buy him a spade and show him where
the clams are.” -Exchange.
His Conciliatory Way.
Mr. and Mrs. Pickaway, although
really fond of each other, had frequent
quarrels owing no doubt to infirmities
of temper on the part of both. Mr.
Pickaway was telling his troubles to
his elderly maiden aunt.
“] try to be as good a husband to
Bertha as 1 know how to be,” he said,
“but we don't seem to get along. It
takes so little to irritate her, and when
she starts to scolding she never knows
when to stop. She takes offense, too,
at such little things.”
“Then don’t say those little things,
Joshua,” said his aunt. “When she
is cross you must try to be concilia-
tory.”
*1 am conciliatory, Aunt Betty,” he
answered. *1 often say to her. ‘Ber-
tha, 1 know the utter useclessness of
trying to reason with you, but will
you listen to me just a minute?” and
she gets mad even at that”’—Youth's
Companion.
They Like Fat Girls In Tunis.
A Tunisian girl has no chance of
marriage unless she tips the scale at
200 pounds, and to that end she com-
mences to fatten when she is fifteen
years old. She takes aperients and
eats a great deal of sweet stuff and
leads a sedentary life to hasten the
process. Up to fifteen she is very
handsome. hut at 1weuty what an im-
mense, unwieldy mass of fat she be-
comes! She waddles, or, rather, undu-
lates, along the street. ber costuiue is
very picturesque, especially if she be
of the richer class. Sle Is clothed
in tine silks of resplendent hues of a
bright red, yellow or zreen and wears a
soit of conical shaped headdress, frow
which depends a loose white drapery
Turkish rrousers and dainty slippers,
the heels of which barely reach the
middle of the feet. complete the cos-
tume.
Evoluticn of the Apple.
Appies are pew in the economy of
the world’s use and taste. At the be-
ginning of the last century few varie
ties were known, and we can go back
in history to a time when ail apples
were little, sour and puckery-<crab ap-
oles and nothing else. The crab apple
wus and is in its wildness nothing but
2 rosebush. Away back in time the
wild rose, with its pretty blossoms
that turn to little red balls, apple fla-
vored, and the thorny crab had the
same grandmother.
A Curious Error.
The Rev. Dr. Edward Everett Hale
told how a curious error crept into tie
trauslation of the Lord's Prayer into
the Delaware Indian tongue. The Eng-
lish translator had as an assistant au
Indian who knew English. “What is
‘hallow’ in Delaware?" asked the trans-
lator. The indian thought he said “hal-
loo” and gave him the equivalent.
Therefore the Delaware version of the
Lord's Prayer reads, “Our Father, who
art in heaven, hallooed be thy name.”
As Corrected.
“Tommy.” said the teacher to a
bright grammar class pupil, “correct
the sentence ‘1 kissed Jennie two
times.” -
“] kissed Jennie three times" re-
plied Tommy proudly. —Chicago News,
His Ad. Answered.
A man stopped at a newspaper office
an his way to the theater and placed
au advertisement for a boy. Half an
hour later one fell from the gallery
into his lap.
Simple.
“How do you keep your razor
sharp?™
“Easy enongh. 1 hide it where my
wife can’t find it.”—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Explanation Given by the Book on
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Phrenoclogy.
They were newly married and were
calling upon one of the friends of the
bride who had been particularly pleas-
gut upon the occasion of their wed-
ding. The bridegroom, apropos of
ue thing, began to taik about phrenolo-
32 and told how his wife had discov-
cad two very prominent bumps on the
buick of his head. He was proud of
them. So was she, and she passed him
nround that the host and hostess might
feel the bumps and know of their ex-
fstence. Then she explained:
ity."
It was evident that she was proud
of the facts, and so was he. But the
1ind, wished to satisfy himself, so he
got down a phrenological work from
one of his library shelves and after
much labor found the bumps on
chart. Turning to the notes, he read,
seriously at first, then unsteadily.
bride became suspicious, but
game and said:
“Read it out loud. Please do!”
the host read:
“These bumps are most frequently
found on cats and monkeys.”
Other topics consumed the remain-
der of the visit, which was brief.—
New York Sun.
And
: They Were “Over.”
He was a regular patron of the res-
taurant. Perhaps that is why he felt
justified in making clever remarks to
the walitre.<es, remarks which they
were puzzle! to know how to answer.
One day, however, the smallest and
timidest girl happened to be serving
this irritating customer, and it fell to
her to answer him in kind.
“I'll have some steak,” he said, com-
ing in late for dinner, “and some
squash, and some— Got some baked
potatoes, fine, brown baked potatoes?
“Baked potatoes are all over,” said
the girl.
He leaned back in his chair and
gazed at her quizzically.
“Baked potatoes all over, are they?”
he replied. “All over what?"
“With,” she replied simply.—Youth's
Companion.
Chivalrous Johnnie.
“What's the matter, dear?’
“I have just had a fight with John-
nie over dividin’ the candy you gave
us.”
“Was there no one to take your
part?”
“Yes'm; Johnnie took it.’—Houston,
Post.
A Cruel Stab.
Katie—What n lovely ring! Matie—
Isn't it? This ring was given me on.
my twenty-first birthday. Katie—Rea'-|
ly? Why. how well preserved it is!i
It's hardly a bit worn! — Cleveland!
Leader.
Her Choice.
“May I offer you my umbrella and!
my escort home?”
“Many thanks. 1 will take the ume
brella.”—Fliegende Blatter.
Poetic Justice.
“Pa, did you ever hear of a real case
of poetic justice?”
“Yes. A man who once swindied me
out of $600 in an irrigation scheme
died of water on the brain.”—Chicago
Record-Herald.
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Medical.
This is Certain.
ILES.—A cure that is guaranteed if you use
RUDY’S PILE SUPPOSITORY.
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5225-1y. MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster Pa.
Children Cry for
Fletcher’s Castoria.
New York and Philadelphia were the
i i unds for teach-
Beginning of Movement for Teachers’ |
ers, and their plan has been fol. | "Why do you say that?”
lowed by the other cities that have such he was courting my wife long
funds. From being a pirely philanthwopic |B | Or ear i vat ne
movement, t to t
taking care of a teacher after her useful- | use of talking about it now?”
ness was over wasa fair business proposi- ———
tion. Boards of education no longer felt| ——"That must be a pretty bad tooth-
the necessity of continuing in service | ache to swell your face like that. Why
those whose efficiency was impaired. don’t you see a dentist?”
pr ie first fow years every cemt of I call on your fried, Di. Pullen,
sociations was provided by the teachers | “You must be mistaken. Pullem has
themselves, but Philadelphia subsequent- | been out of town for a week.”
ly gave $.0,000 a to the fund, and “I know. I felt relieved when I found
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tax, which annually nets $300,000 to this Reckless Driving.
fund. From being the sole work of teach- | :
Gh: Uiera is now Sorly 3 cy which
s in tion that ,
does not in gn contfibute 10 it. “Reckless driving.”
Reaction is the thi to fear in the use “No; nail.”
common ca medicines. SE
of the features of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant| — Subscribe for the WATCAMAN
Pellets, is that they do not re-act upon the re
system. Fvery dose leaves the system
nent Sd dete
Blish a y Togulask can important to Mothers.
entirely dispense Wi medicine. The | prumine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA,
———Subscribe for the WATCHMAN.
and the health
gl erate the h Experiment.
WHAT IS CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for
Castor
Soothing Situs, t is Pleasant. It
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everishness. It cures Diarrhoea
ly cure Ne
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Flatulency. It assimilates the Food.
regulates nd Bowes.
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Bears the Signature of
CHAS. H. FLETCHER.
Use For Over 20 Years. 5436-2lm
Insurance.
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D W. WOODRING.
General Fire Insurance.
Represents only the
strongest and most
companies. Gives reliable
et ey ane
promptly when losses occu
OFFICE AT 119 EAST HOWARD ST,
52-30.
Bellefonte, Pa.
This
JOHN F. GRAY & SON,
(Successor to Grant Hoover)
Fire,
Life
Accident Insurance. |
represents the largest Fi
athewag
~—— NO ASSESSMENTS —
123 sot fail to Zive usa call before insuring your
as we are in position to write
or
large lines at any time.
Office in Crider’s Stove Building,
43-18-1y.
BELLEFONTE, PA.
The Preferred
Accident
Insurance Co.
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50-21.
THE $5000 TRAVEL POLICY
EERE EE
H. E. FENLON,
Agent, Bellefonte, Pa.
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
Zo Tie:
Pe Flour and Feed.
CURTIS Y. WAGNER,
BROCKERHOFF MILLS,
BELLEFONTE, PA.
Manufacturer, Wholesaler and Retailer of
Roller Flour
Feed
Corn Meal
and Grain
Manufactures and has on at all times the
following brands of high grade ir:
WHITE STAR
OUR BEST
HIGH GRADE
VICTORY PATENT
FANCY PATENT
Sb TE BLS
SPRAY
can be secured. Also International Stock Food
and feed of all kinds.
All kinds of Grain bought at the office. Flou
exchanged for wheat. a oe
The
OFFICE and STORE—BISHOP STREET,
BELLEFO!
47-19
EDWARD K. RHOADS
! Shipping and Commission
i Merchant, and Dealer in
ANTHRACITE asp BITUMINOUS
COALS
CORN EARS, SHELLED CORN, OATS
and other grains.
—— BALED HAY AND STRAW —
Builders’ and Plasterers’ Sand.
KINDLING WOOD
by the bunch or cord as may suit purchasers,
respectfully solicits the patronage of his
friends and the public, at his Coal Yard,
near the Pennsylvania Passenger Station.
1615 Telephone Calls: { Eontral Lith)
Saddlery.
James Schofield’s
HARNESS MANUFACTORY,
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Established May, 1871.
Manufacturer of and
Dealer in all kinds of
LIGHT AND HEAVY HARNESS
and a complete line of
Horse Goods
JAMES SCHOFIELD,
Spring Street 34-27 BELLEFONTE, PA.
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J C. MEYER 5 Altomey 3 tote, Pa pyr
fonte, Pa, At
S ae aie in a0
Siidy.
B. SPANGLER —Attorney-at-Law.
N in all Conutation
Bellefonte,
the Courts.
Office in Crider’s
S. TAYLOR—Autorey and Counsellor
er axan House hock. Be ie
tended to promotly. vl
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to promptly.
ETTIG, BOWER & ZERBY— \
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ren on EOE, Hichh
M. KEICHLINE—Attorney-at-Law.
J Er Ee sian in. Baan
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German. _ Office south of court pi
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Physicians,
Wt trnig
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Dentists,
{D* LE , D. D. S., office to
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"EATS Seren Be, Of lt
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and prices reasonable
| Veterinary.
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R. S. M. NISSLEY.
VETERINARY SURGEON,
Office Palace Livery Stable
Bellefonte, Pa.,
320-1y* Graduate University of Pennsylvania.
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Business Cards.
U™ Natsresses or anyon you Sofas, Chairs,
or in that to re-
pair? you have, me
WARE STORE gars, Sumas
er prices than
grades. 1
West High St.
(GO0TRICH SENTING MACHINES ~The bos
CLEMENT'S SEWING MACHINE
REPAIR SHOP,
West Bishop street, Bellefonte, Pa.
1 also repair Clothes Wi and Locks, and
keep on hand all kind of Sewing Machine Repairs.
GEO. S. CLEMENTS.
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ESTAURANT.
Bellefonte now has a First-Class Res-
taurant where
' Meals are Served at All Hours
Bn “io Syl eid. Sane
, and anything can
| dion 1 have a complies es
! furnish Soft Drinks in bottles such as
SELTZER SYPHONS, ETC..
A a
the purest syrups and properly
C. MOERSCHBACHER,
50.32.1y. High St., Bellefonte, Pa.
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Get the Best Meats.
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LARGEST AND FATTEST CATTLE
ote customers with the -
higher than poorer meats are elsewhere.
1 alwavs have
—— DRESSED POULTRY —
Game in season, and any kinds of good
meats you want.
TRY MY SHOP.
P. L. BEEZER,
High Street. ~~ 43-3%1y. Bellefonte, Pa.
Money to Loan.
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Fine Job Printing.
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FINE JOB PRINTING
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AT THE
WATCHMAN OFFICE
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BOOK WORK,
shat we can not do ind)
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Children Cry for
Fletcher's Castoria.
most
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