| | i Mr The Satche! With a False Bottom and | the Slit In the Dress Near the Belt. ! Some Schemes Successful Because of Their Very Simplicity. As numerous as they are ingenious are the tricks of the modern shoplift- | ers, declare store detectives. It keeps | the detectives busy to “get on” to the devices of the men and women who ! live by their wits in stealing from stores. For tricks that are canny few | classes of criminals, it is said. ap- | proach them. The method of stealing by using the satchel with a false bottom is one of | the cleverest of the tficks. Well disguised, the shoplifter enters a store. Her eyes run over the coun- | ters. She perceives the object she | wants—usually something small and ' valuable, sometimes a purse a custom- | er has left lying on the counter, ! Over the object the shoplifter places her satchel. Pretending to delve into the satchel to extract a purse or hand- kerchief, the thief lifts a false bottom | in the bag. reaches under it, draws in- side the desired article, adjusts the false bottom, closes the satchel and walks away. “But this is only one of many clever | ruses employed.” declared a detective | the other day. “The women especially ' are ingenious. Their dress, of course, helps them. : “One of the methods of stealing is for the shoplifter to have a slit in her dress near the belt. As she stands pear the counter she can deftly seize the article desired. be it a plece of lace or costly fabric or a bit of jewelry, and slip it into the skirt. The folds of the skirt are voluminous and conceal the thing stolen. “Some tricks are successful because of their simplicity. A fashionably dressed woman may walk into the clothing department, look over coat suits, pick up one, fold it peatly up.’ place it under her coat and walk away. “If she Is detected she will indig- nantly declare that she bought the sait some time before and that she has brought it back to be altered. “Or a woman, her hands glittering with rings aud dressed in the latest style, may walk into the store some winter day. She wears only a rich coat of dark fabric. “In the coat department she will ask | to see some fur lined coats. Oh, she is very particular and tries on one after another, Other customers come up, and | the saleslady gets busy with them while madam is trying to suit herself. | “While the saleslady is turned she! puts on one of the richest sable trim. | med coats. turns on her heel and! walks away. Perbaps the salesgirl| may not notice the loss until there is | an account of stock. “Each month from fifty to sixty ar- rests are made in the average large department store. The detectives must be extremely careful, for a false charge ' would precipitate a suit for damages. | which would mean many thousands. |! “Certain departments hold especial lures for shoplifters. The jewelry de- | partment is invariably guarded. When | the furs come in we have sleuths who | keep their eyes open for the woman | who likes to take a fur to the window | to examine it, then running for the door; the woman with the false skirt and the woman who puts a fur on and | audaciously walks away.” . ! Although the sales departments and | the detective departments work to- gether, there exists between them a | spirit of justitiable rivalry. If a de-. tective perceives some one getting away with goods it casts discredit on the person behind the counter from which the goods were stolen. There- | fore the sales folk keep an alert watch! for shoplifters. One might imagine that goods are dumped pellmell on the counters of the big stores. As a matter of fact, the efficient saleslady will have everything so arranged that she will notice the disappearance of an article almost im- mediately. If a saleswoman suspects a person she immediately notifies the head de tective. If it is a woman, a woman detective is usually put on the job. It is said store managers usually find women more efficient than men. Few arrests are ever made in the stores, as an arrest gives only unde- sirable publicity. The detective usual- ly follows suspected persons from the store and arrests him or her outside. it is said that arrests for shoplifting in New York exceed 3.000 a year. Ia that city a full description of all shop- lifters caught are sent to the Retail ‘Dry Goods association, which in turn distributes the information to the va. rious members. Only by concerted action and with highly organized staffs of detectives can the stores cope with the ingenious shoplifters. The detective system of the big ‘stores, however, is now so perfect that It is dangerous to attempt shop lifting. Even the cleverest shoplifter faces a long jail term in the pursuit of her nefarious work. More than that, if a shoplifter for any reason should escape paying the penalty of crime in one city she may not be so fortunate in another. De weriptions of all suspected persons are sent out broadcast, and arrest in an other city may mean a jail term, evec though the thief may have escaped t previously. — Philadelphia North American. Rare Exception. “I rather pride myself on cne thing,” sald the young father. “Although I have the brightest, smartest, cutest, best youngster I ever saw. | never brag about him.”—Kansas City Times. . same time i wit. The Key Under the Door. “It is customary for the back door . key to be put halfway under the door so that | can reach it when coming off duty late at night,” remarked an artist to a Londen Tit-Bits writer. | *The other morning at breakfast my | landlady said to me, ‘Do you know, 1] had ap awful fright last night. I put | the key balfway under the door, as | usual, when, to my horror, | saw it drawn slowly out of sight. | of course thought some one had got the key and | would unlock the door and come in, | so 1 quickly bolted it and shouted throuzh the keyhole, “My word. if you don’t Lring that key back!" Not daring | to retire to rest, 1 sat quietly listening ' for a time. Then | got a table knife | and pushed it under the door to see it! the key had really been taken right | away and to my surprise drew the key back aguin. So, very cautiously, | un- locked and unbolted the door, looked | out and found not a burglar, but our own wicked cat, who. while sitting on | the doorstep and seeing the key pushed | under the door. must have drawn the | key ont of sight with her paws. think- | ing 1 was playing with bher.'” An American Joke From England. The typical American, says a con- tributor to the English Illustrated Magazine, although partial to making | jokes, is often quick tempered and un- | able to recognize a joke made by an- other, with results that are sometimes | unpleasant. | Thus, a senator was once at a fash- | fonable dinner party at Washington | when be was asked what fish be would | take. “Waal,” be said, “1 reckon I'll take | plaice.” A wit who chanced to be present re- marked, with a twinkle in his eye, “Ah, senator, still a place seeker?" *Yans." answered the senator, at the whipping out a revolver and shooting the wit dead. “but what's that to you, you dern’d stranger?” Afterward, when the joke was ex- plained to him, the senator confessed that he had acted rather hastily, and to show that he bore no grudge he went to the funeral of the inopportune A Queen Elizabeth Joke. Queen Elizabeth liked ber jokes, and. although her pleasantries were of a less sanguinary turn than her father's, she must have been even more for- midable than nsual when disposed to be froliccome. A tale may be found in one of Lord Essex's letters with regard to n new dress belonging to one of her maids of honor, over the pos- session of which the owner bad been rash enough to exhibit some elation. The young lady, it seems, was several inches taller than her majesty, hardly perhaps quite a nice or loyal thing to be. Having desired that the dress should be made over to her custody, the queen, first carefully selecting an extremely wet day, was pleased to put it on and trail it for yards behind her in the mud. the owner of the hu- miliated garment having to appear as delighted with the royal fun and con- descension as the rest of the lookers- on.— London Tatler. And All With Company Thera. “Now, children,” said the mother as a whole roomful of company had come in, “suppose you run off and play by yourselves." “All right, mother,” replied Edith. “Can we go up and play Hamlet and Ophelia?" “Certainly.” smiled the mother, while ber guests looked on at the tableau. “Goody,” replied Edith. Then, turn- ing to her sister, she said, “Now, Maude, you run up to mamma's room and get all her false hair that you can find.” —Ladies' Home Journal. Love. Properly there is only one verb for Jove. It is not “amo.” It is not “gimer.” It is not the softest Italian verb. No printed language of man knows it. But the violin knows it, and the wild bird knows it; even the sea knows it. The rose is it, and the moon is it, and the look of a man’s eyes into a woman's is it, and the look of a woman's eyes back again is it But no man or woman can say it in any language that endures.—“Love Let- ters of the King." Wanted No Trimmings. Little Ollie was much frightened at a thunder shower, and her father told her she shouldn't be, as the rain was good for the grass and her flowers. Looking up through her tears, Ollie said, “W-well, why c-cant we have j-just plain r-rain?’—Exchange. The Intricacies of It. “Why don't you study the time ta- ble, and then you wouldn't have miss- ed your train?’ “That was the trouble. While 1 was trying to translate the time table the train pulled out.”"—New York Herald. At His Best. Blobbs—The doctor told Guzzler drinking was the very worst thing he could do. Slobbs—I guess that doctor didn't know Guzzler or he would have realized that drinking is the best thing he does.—Philadelphia Record. Strong Proof. “Sued for a breach of promise. eh?” “Yep. “Any defense?” . “Temporary insanity, and 1 expect to prove it by the love letters I wrote.” —~Washington Herald. - Utter Contempt. “1 s'pose you wouldn't marry me if 1 were the only man on earth?’ “1 woulin't even be engaged to you,” responded the girl, “if you were the oniy wan at a summer resort.”—Kan- sas City Journal, —— '" AFTER THE BATTLE. An Incident That Seemed to Explain Joshua's Miracle. There was an incident in our life at Brandy, connected with Gettysburg, which is worth relating. Batchelder, whose map of the battlefield of Gettys- | bury is authority and whom we had fallen in with while we were there, asked to join our mess at Brandy when he came to the army to verify the po- sitions of the various commands. One night we had just sat down to dinner | when he entered our big hospital tent, | quite tired. | “Well.” be announced after taking ' his place at the table, “I have been | down in the Second corps today, and I | believe I have discovered how Joshua | made the sun stand still. I first went to — regiment and had the officers | mark on the map the hour of their | position at a certain point. Then 1! went to — regiment in the same bri gade. They declared positively it we one or two hours earlier or later than that given by the other. So it went on, no two regiments or brigades agreeing, and if I hinted that some of them must certainly be mistaken they wonld set me down by saying with severe dignity, ‘We were there, Batch- elder, and we ought to know, I guess. and I made up my mind that it would take a day of at least twenty hours instead of thirteen at Gettysburg to satisfy their accounts. So when Josh- ua’s captains got around him after th- fight and they began to talk it over the only way under the heavens that he could ever harmonize their state. ments was to make the sun stand stil! and give them all a chance.” Any one who has ever tried to estal- lish the exact position or hour when anything took place in an engagement will confirm Batchelder's experience and possibly, If not too orthodox, se- cept his explanation of Joshua's feat. —Morris Schaff in Atlantic. A MONSTER SKULL. One That Was Said to Be Bigger Than a Bushel Basket. One of the most remarkable finds of gigantic human remains of which we have any record was that said to have been made at Palermo, Sicily, in the year 1516, when an entire skeleton of unheard of proportions was unearthed by some marble quarry men. These mammoth remains measured exactly thirty-four feet from head to foot and nine feet seven inches from point to point of the shoulders. A stone ax buried with this old time giant may still be seen at Palermo in section “Z” of the St. Isorent museum. It is made of a bluish looking, fine grained bowlder and appears to be about two feet eight inches long by one foot broad and nine inches through in the thickest place. A musty, rusty look- ing tag attached to the relic informs the visitor that it weighs fifty-two pounds, but the general verdict is that SE ———————— — Lyon & Co. LYON Claster’s Clothing Store. C laster’s Clothing Store. WT ATATVAVAYT AV AV LY LV AVL jill Clearing of all Remaining Summer Clothing and Furnishings at CLASTES’'S UNDERSELLING STORE. M FOR BOYS. Boys’ School Suits, designs, good the boys like. Suits. School Clothing A new and large variety of exclusive workmanship, snappy patterns, just the kind Regular $2.50 Now $1.69 up. Big Reductions in Summer Shoes and Oxfords, from soc. to fr.00 on every pair. Plenty of different styles W. L. Doug- las $3.50 Shoes now . . $2.98. W. L. Douglas, $3.00 Shoes naw $2.68. to choose from. Big Reductions in Furnishings, Finest assortment of Neck- wear, soc. quality 3gc. $1.00 Fine Dress Shirts 79c. Underwear, good soc. value, in all colors 39c. 4 ; 4 » 4 4 4 » 4 b 4 ’ 4 » 4 » 1 ’ 4 » ‘ » 4 ’ q ’ 4 » : FAVA TOV ATVLVECELT BY LV ATELY BND LT BCTV LV LVM it could not weigh over thirty or thir- ty-five pounds. The skeleton was burned by a mob in the year 1662 during the prevalence of the black death at Palermo, the ignorant, superstitious people believ- ing that it was connected in some mys. terious way with the death dealing dis- temper. The skull of this giant, ac- cording to Abbe Ferregus, “was large- ly excessive of the baskets sayd to hold the bushel, being fitted above and belowe withe teeth to the number of sixty-foure, the each of which would have weighed two ounces.” Cavalier Scroy claimed to have found a skull on Tenerife that had sixt teeth.— Westminster Gazette. Animal Mimicry. Observers of nature are frequently struck with the singular resemblances of insects to leaves, dried sticks, etc and these likenesses are supposed t- have grown out of the necessity of protection against or concealinent from enemies. An interesting exampl: of this tomological society in London by a | naturalist, who exhibited a spider | near | found inhabiting some rocks Cannes, on which were also fastened the cases of a species of moth. When at rest the spider exhibited almost precisely the same form and color as the moth cases surrounding it. Lvon & Co. & CO. Clearance - Sale OF ALL SUMMER GOODS. We will continue our all Summer Goods. We the hot weather stuffs Must be Sold now. great Clearance Sale of must have room and all We are making large reductions on all the prices. Goods that have been sold and small lots left,and short ends of dress patterns and less, must be sold regardless of their cost. You can buy the best qualities now at the price of a cheap grade. ABOUT 12 WASHABLE COAT SUITS, white and all colors ; all less than cost kind of resemblance was brought to the attention of the En- | i i i | will | articles, including creams, powders, toilet waters, | also for sale a large collection of real aad imita. sizes in the lot. Prices to sew them. Still all sizes in those Fine Shirt Waists. Price so low it would not pay for the material in the waist. We are showing new FALL DRESS GOODS Coat Suits, and Rain Coats which makes us anx- ious to have the room of summer stuffs. See our new Fall lines and get the great bar- gains in our Summer stocks. Everything must Fall goods are pushing them out. be sold now. LYON & COMPANY, 17-12 Allegheny St., Bellefonte, Pa. —Do yon know where yon can geta | fine fat wess wackerel, hove oat, Sechler | & Co. ——Do you know that yon can get the finest oranges, bacannas and grape fruit, and pive apples, Sechler & Co ——Do you know where to get the fives teas, colees and spices. 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