Bellefonte, Pa., August 13, 1909.
A Good Surveyor and One of Our First,
Roadmakers.
The buffalo was a good surveyor. It
¢.d not reason cut why it should go in|
« certain direction, but its sure instinct |
took It by the easiest and most direct |
paths, over high lands and low, to the |
salt licks and water courses which]
were its goal. The authors of “The
Story of the Great Lakes,” Edward!
Channing and M. F. Lansing, say that |
the buffalo observed something like |
the principles which today govern the
civil engineer. :
As soon as the explorer landed on
the southern shores of Lakes Erie,
Michigan and Superior be came upon
buffalo roads or “traces.” Sometimes
these were narrow ditches, a foot wide
and from six inches to two feet deep,
trodden down by the impact of thou- |
gands of hoofs as herd after herd of |
buffaloes had stamped along in single
file behind their leaders.
AMERICAN WANDERLUST.
A Habit Which Strengthens the Co-
hesive Unity of the Nation.
Less than half the members of the
United States senate and house of rep-
resentatives are native born in the
states which they represent. Nothing
could more clearly show the alert ac-
tivities of the American people and
that constant intermingling of the in-
habitants of the several states which
adds so much to the cohesive unity of
the nation. The boy who goes to a
distant state often accomplishes more
than the one who goes straight on in
the footprints of his father In the
home village. Even Daniel Webster |
was not born in the old Bay State, |
whose influence and dignity he so well
sustained and whose people mourned |
him so sincerely when his great life |
closed. i
This wandering from state to state
has resulted in the organizing in New
York city of many state societies,
which alm to gather together the na- |
tives of their respective states an-
nually to revive the pleasant memories |
of the old home days, with their thou- |
‘The Amatenr Laundress,
“HT were you,” he said, as they started
out to divoer, ‘I'd ges me another wavh-
woman, That dress of yours ix very badly
ironed. What's the matte; ?'° for sudden-
i Iy he saw a tear in the eye of the imperuni- |
ous girl.
“I ironed it myself” said she.
Do you know where to ges the fivest
teas, coffees and spioes, Sechler & Co.
“Your glasses,” she said, ‘‘have
wade a great difference in your appear:
ance ''
“Do you think #0 ?"’
“Yen,
them on
he asked.
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! Practices in all the courts,
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second floor. All kinds of iegai business attend.
ed to promptly. Consultation in English or Ger.
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the courts. Consultation in English or German,
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Travelers Guide
|(QESTRAL RAILROAD OF PENNA.
Condensed Time Tanie effective June 17, 1908
. |
When the first path became too sand clinging ties. i a | honse. All professional business will receive READ DOWN | | Rrav or.
un Se Hat He nol What pwnd Bares it tie swe] my NIAGARA FALLS | prom sention S| MER gue, (Se
travel the buffaloes would abandon it | €an people should cease to wander | |= ——— No 1 Nos Nos No 6 No 4|Nos.
-_ y about the country? is a question often August 11, 25, September 8, 22, and October 6, 190 :
and begin a second path alongside the wu or : I 909 Physicians. a tn. P. 10. p. mo. LYE m. p.m. me
first, and thus the frequented traces | asked. = said that an eastern nan . . i | *105°685 220 BELLEFONTE. | 9 10| 6 06 § 40
CT A BE RE Bever amounts to anything until be, Round-Trip Rate $7.10 from Bellefonte. | T1870 22... Nigh... 8 Ey 1s 2
Again, an immense herd of these | oes west and that a western man | Tickets good going on train leaving #25 PP. M., cogpecting with SFECIAL TRAIN of 5 Sa Caer cian and Sur 17718 2 45 HECLA PARK. 8 2 441018
heavy animals would crash through | bas to come east i Oreo stain his Puliman Parlor Cars, Dining Car, and Day hes runuivg via the Office at his residence, 35-4] IB al lone a HH $300 B
the forest, breaking in their rapid full stature mentally. e northern Nts ! — p—— 737 748 255 ..Soydertown....| 8 36| 4 29! § 08
progress a broad, x road from pig man is advised to go south to learn | PICTURESQUE SUSQUEHANNA VALLEY ROUTE i _— THM 2... jtiany... 18 34 smi 8
feeding ground to another. As this gentle courtesy and chivalric bearing, | Tickets good returning on regular trains within FIFTEEN DAYS, including date of ex. Dentists. 746 7 38! 308 Sn 20! 4218 87
route wouid be followed again and | the southeruer to go north to add cursiop. Stop-cff within limit allowed at Buffaio returning. SER = 14807 A 3 08). Ciintondale... 18 26 418) 84
| 1m cl d ful . | — “ | r's Sidin, |
again by this and other herds, it would | more bon his. diced. hers Sun be ! ; et and full Joformation may be obtained ors Biekn Ase | RJ. E. WARD, DDS. office next door iw 10 21600 k ville. " 1 ioe i
become level and hard as a rock, so DO doubt that this constant evolution | 4. R WOOD, ; san EOP. ] i Mo OA Lovie High stroet; Bellefonta, | { aa! 2 51| 3 20/.mc BhlonA....| 8 10 4 01] 3 0)
that there was great rejoicing in pio- | bas encouraged the birth of new ideas, | PaseengerTrate Manager, 1% in Gener Passenger: Aunt, i i pi dangistered oy Eley SIntuns £10 602 8 30 .MiT.L HALL. 806 8 a 5 38
neer settlement when the weary road- | Juse o% the whirling of the kinetoscope | | reasonable. 52:32. (N. ¥. Central & Hudson River R. R.)
makers, struggling with log causeways | developed a toy into our present won- RO EO IL nul snl Jesse |
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and swampy hollows, came upon a! derful moving pictures, which gives u. | Co R. H. W. TATE, Surgeon Dentist, office in | 12 15 ¢ 30/Arr. ' Lve| 235) 1720
firm. solid buffalo trace. Nor was this | Elimpses of life in motion all over the | Neges & SCHOO. rp Ae Bh Arcade, Bellefonte, Pa. All | 112 20 11 30|Lve | WMVPORT a t ) 0 50
. my 1d.—Joe Mitchell Chapple in Na- | ! ern electric appliances used. Has had years | | ( Phila. & Reading Ry.)
an uncommon experience. world. Mite pp Na- | : i ib I work of superior qualieh and 730/ 680............. PRILA..cccorss | 18 26 11 80
rahe lie of yauy of duse Tos ie Homa! Magauine, | F YOU WISH TO BECOME. | pri : Y | 1010 9 00/urrue NEW YORK orc | voo
ollowed today by our raliroads an —————— ! — I _— | | (Via Phila.) | .
canals, us it was followed by our log| THE KURRYING BARBER. | A Chemis £ Teacher, Veterinary. asf VI dm de
roads and turnpikes. | \ An Engineer A Lawyer, WALLA“E H. GEPHART
The buffalo followed the level of the | peed Manifested More In the Motions | 4n g i” A Physi - == Ger 1 Auperintendent.
valley. He swerved round bigh points Than In the Results. Eicatician, shyt DF 58. JissLzy JBELLEFONTE CENTRAL RAIL
whenever it was possible, crossing the | «parpers.” remarked the man with | A Scientific Farmer, A Journalist, ROAL.
ridges and watersheds at the best nat.
ural divides and gorges, and he crossed
from one side of a stream of water to
the other repeatedly in order to avoid
climbing up from the level, after the
fashion of our modern loop railways.
ONE OYSTER ENOUGH.
He Swallowed It Alive and Had to Kill
it After it Was Down.
A farm: laborer from the interior on |
his first visit to London dropped into |
a small oyster shop where a number |
of men were eating raw oysters. The |
extreme satisfaction displayed on the |
faces of those about him created long-
ings of a gustatory nature in the new |
arrival, who edged his way up to the |
counter in anticipation of eating a!
real live, juicy oyster. |
It was the first time he had seen an
oyster, and he became at once inter-
ested, and when the shellfish had been
finally uncased he proceeded to bal-
ance it on the end of his fork, then,
with a look of extreme satisfaction,
gulped it down.
“Great Scott!” shouted a man stand- |
ing near him. “You haven't swallowed |
the oyster alive, have you?”
There was a horrible pause.
“That critter will eat right through
you!" shouted another,
By this time the poor countryman |
was shaking with fear and horror. He
commenced to have terrible pains in
his abdomen and was soon doubled up
in bis agony. He begged some one to |
go for a doctor to get the thing out.
He continued to grow worse, when
gome one suggested that he take a
dose of tubasco sauce, which it was
claimed would kill the object that
was creating such terrible commotion
in his internal arrangement.
He grasped the bottle with avidity
and took a draft. His condition, which
before had been alarming to the vie- |
tim, now assumed a serious phase to!
the perpetrators of the hoax.
The man gasped and choked. He |
became black in the face, and tears
were running down his face, when |
some one thrust a bottle of oll into |
his mouth, and he was forced to drink |
- coplous drafts,
The effect was magical. The oyster |
was evidently “dead.” He became |
more composed, and when he finally
recovered his breath he said:
“We killed it. But when that darn-
ed stuff got into my stomach that oys-
ter rushed around as if a shark was
after it."—London Scraps.
i
Spoiling the Show.
Showman—! don't know as we can
give any kind of a show this after
noon. Assistant—What’s the matter?
Showman-—That fresh kid's been in
the cage of the man eating lion having
a romp, and the critter is as playful as
a kitten, the farmer we rented the sa-
cred cow from India from says the
money ain't payin’ him for the loss of
his milk route, and the wild man of
Borneo says he's got to have a day
off to register and see the police pa-
rade.—Baltimore American,
Convincing His Chum.
Johnny (in the garden)—Father,
father, look out of the window!
Father (putting out his head)—What
a nuisance you children are! What do
you want now?
Johnny (with a triumphant glance
at his playfellow)-Tommy Brooks
wouldn't believe you'd got no hair on
the top of your head.—London Tit-Bits.
Only Lunch.
“Have luncheon today?”
“Nope.”
“Thought I saw you going out.”
“You did, but I had lunch, not
luncheon. 1 only had 15 cents to
| tragically close example of the punish-
spend.”—Exchange.
the short hair, “are born unable to |
burry. Just you go into a shop, as 1}
did the other day, wanting a hair cut, |
and ask the barber how long it will |
take. He told me, ‘Oh, about twenty |
minutes! and I said to go ahead.
“That burber honestly believed he
was hurrying, but he couldn't leave
out those little snip-snips about the
back of the neck they are all so fond
of doing. and he had to cut the hair as
if he were chiseling priceless marble.
When it got to be about half an hour
I said to him, ‘You're a pretty bad |
judge of time, aren't you?” He came
back with something about not want-
ing to turn out a poor job.
“I've known it to happen often in
the case of shaving. When you tell a
barber to hurry he dashes around on
the tiled floor at imminent risk of fall
ing, and he splashes the lather inte
your eyes and your mouth, but the fact
remains that he takes as much time
as usual to rub the lather into your
face and as much time to shave you.
“1 begin to believe there is some
gort of rule regarding time that all |
barbers observe, because I have timed
them. Once 1 asked a barber to hurry |
shaving me, and he had all the motions, |
but took up just as much time as
when he went along at his usual gait.
“1 imagine they believe the customer
will be satisfied with the appearance
of speed, and that's the reason they
run around so and breathe heavily as
if winded when changing from one
side of the chair to the other.” —New
York Sun.
Children of Criminals.
It is a curious fact—one all at vari-
ance with the doctrines of heredity,
but borne out by police records—that
the children of crooks, of all classes,
rarely turn out to be crooks them-
selves. Deeper study of the subject
might reveal that they are possessed
of the criminal instincts, but that the
ment and wretchedness that attend »
criminal career has been a terrifying
deterrent. The fact, at any rate, re-
mains. The rogues’ galleries of Scot-
land Yard, New York and Chicago
may be studied in vain for the photo-
graphs of a father and a son.—Argo-
naut.
He Did His Part Thoroughly.
In order to avold an argument with
a woman suffragist on the subject of
her hobby a happy bachelor gallantly
acquiesced in the truth of her asser-
tions.
“But, sir,” sternly remarked the
spinster, “your admission is anything
but creditable to you. What, for in-
stance, have you ever done for the
emancipation of woman?’
“Madam.” responded the gentleman,
with a polite smile and a bow, “I have
at least remained a bachelor!”
Seemed All Right,
“Mamma, why don’t you want me to
play with that Kudger boy?”
“Because, dear, 1 know the family.
He hasn't geod blood in him.”
“Why, mamma, he’s been vaccinated
twice, and it wouldn't take either
time."—Ladles’ Home Journal.
Making and Earning Money.
“What is the difference between
making money and earning money?”
asked the youth.
“Sometimes the difference is a trip
to the penitentiary for counterfeiting,”
answered the home grown philoso
pher.—Chicago News.
Enlightening Rollo.
“Father,” said little Rollo, “what is
an egotist?”
“An egotist, my son, is a burnt match
that thinks it was the whole fire-
works.”"—Washington Star.
in snort, If yoa wish to vecure a traiging that will it yoo well for any honorable pursuit in lite, |
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