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Bellefonte, Pa., May 14, 1909,
Not Piety, but Pork.
The following bit of humor is taken
from “The Farringdons,” an English
romance. The speakers are Mrs. Bate-
son and Mrs. Hankey, worthy wives,
but not altogether above feeling a cer-
tain pleasure in showing up the ways
of husbands:
“They’ve no sense, men haven't”
sald Mrs. Hankey; “that's what's the
matter with them.”
“You never spoke a truer word, Mrs.
Hankey,” replied Mrs. Bateson. “The
very best of them don’t properly know
the difference between their souls and
their stomachs, and they fancy they
are a-wrestling with their doubts when
really it is their dinners that are wres-
tling with them.
“Now, take Bateson hisself,” con.
tinued Mrs. Bateson. “A kinder hus-
band or better Christian never drew
breath, yet so sure as he touches a bit
of pork he begins to worry hisself
about the salvation of his soul till
there's no living with him. And then
he'll sit in the front parlor and engage
in prayer for hours at a time till 7
says to him:
“ ‘Bateson,’ says I, ‘I'd be ashamed
to go troubling the Lord with a prayer
when a pinch of carbonate of soda
would set things straight again?”
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Dyeing Real Flowers.
“Every once In awhile some florist
gets busy and puts some odd colored
blossoms in his window as an extra
attraction to the display,” said a club-
man. “I just noticed one down the
street. It consisted of a bunch of im- |
possibly green carnations. At first |
glance a good many people thought
they were made of paper, but they got |
interested waen they found out that
they were ‘natural’ Now, anybody
who wants to have any of these freak |
flowers can get them by buying some |
kind of aniline ink, any color desired. |
Carnations are the easiest to color— |
white ones, of course. Put their stems
in a glass filled with ink. Their stems
are soft, and In a short while th
larger veins in their petals are filled
with the ink. Don't let them absorb
too much color. They are prettier
with just so much. Then remove
them and put them in a vase of salt
water. Lilies of the valley lend them-
selves to this scheme also. In fact,
any white, soft stemmed flower may
be used.”—Philadelphia Record.
Famous Golf Match.
A projected golf match between two
well known amateurs and a leading
member of the London stock exchange
for a stake of £500 recalls the famous
foursome in which the Duke of York.
afterward James 11. took a prominent
part on the Leith links in the year
1682. It was really an international
contest, in which the duke, with John
Patersone, a golfing shoemaker of
great repute, championed Sco®land |
against two noblemen of England, a
heavy wager depending on the issue.
The duke and the cobbler, had an easy
victory, thanks largely to the man of
the last, and John Patersone's share |
of the stakes was so substantial that
he was able to build a goodly house
in the Canongate, in a wall of which
the duke caused a stone to be placed
bearing the Patersone arms with the
motto “Far and sure.” a tribute to the
cobbler’'s driving powers. Patersone’s
house, we understand, survives today.
— Westminster Gazette,
Foiled. i
Noiselessly, but with all his might, |
the burglar tugged at the dressing ta- |
ble drawer. In vain. It refused to |
open. He tugged again. : }
“Give it another jerk,” said a voice
behind him,
The burglar turned.
The owner of the house was sitting
gp in bed and looking at him with an
expression of the deepest interest on
his face.
“Jerk it again. There's a lot of valu-
able property in that drawer, but we
haven't been able to open it since the
damp weather began. If you can puil
it out I'll give yo a handsome royal-
ty on everything that's"—
But the burglar had jumped out
through the window, taking a part of
the sash with him.—Exchange.
Tat For Tit.
They were sitting out in the conserv-
atory. Sam sat on the sofa, and Sally
sat on Sam, but it was all right, for he
bad just asked ber to marry him. She
had said, “I don’t care If 1 do,” and
thus they were engaged.
“Sam, dear,” she began, “am 1 the
only girl”—
“Now, look here, Sally,” he inter-
rupted, “don’t ask me if you're the
only girl 1 ever loved. You know as
well as I do"—
“Ob, that wasn't the question at all,
Sam,” she ruswered. “I was going to
ask if 1 was the only girl who would
have you."—London Answers,
Difficult Advice.
Mrs. Rayce was talking to another
young woman at a tea.
“How decidedly better off a man
would be,” sald the other young wo-
man, “if he would only take his wife's
advice!”
“Quite true, my dear,” said
Rayce. “I've advised my George
and time again not to bet on
that don’t win, but he will do it.”
5s
Why He Quit.
“So you abandoned the simple style
of spelling?”
“Yes,” responded the former advo-
cate of the fad. “I found it so difficult
to make people understand that I
knew better.” —Philadelphia Ledger.
| by the Persians, Turks and Egyptians
; don’t shut the
| ver.” he cried, “1 was bein’ a wooden
Grecian Food For Dreamers.
Hasheesh, the strange drug which
bas given our language its word “as-
sassin”—a man so frenzied by the drug
that he accomplishes murder—is used
iz a manner akin to the use of opium
by the Chinese. It is the product of a
plant grown in large quantities in the
Peloponnesus (southern Greece), in the
district about Tripolitza. The plant
grows to a height of about four feet,
and lis branches are thickly covered
with smali leaves and studded with
tiny seeds. The entire plant, stalk and
branches, is cut within a few inches of
the root and laid out in the sun to dry.
The branches are then rubbed to sepa-
rate the seeds, and these in turn are
ground into a fine powder, which con-
stitutes the drug. The drug has the
power of inducing sleep and producing
pleasant and fantastic dreams. Con-
tinued use of hasheesh renders fits
devotees reckless and results in a
wreck of their mental id physical
copstitution.—Montreal Standard.
Immune From Arrest.
In Washington, in the capital of the
nation, there reside 200 men who, with
their households, have absolute immu-
nity from the laws of the land, even
though they commit crimes of the first
degree. They may shoot down the
man who injures them; they may, if
they see fit, paint the equestrian statue
of General Phil Sheridan a vivid pea
green, yet the hands of Uncle Sam
must be kept from their shoulders, and
woe unto the unterrified policeman or
other servant of the law who under-
takes to bring them to justice once
they have declared their official con-
nections. These men who are so cloth-
ed in immunity are the members of
the diplomatic corps, and their shield
is international law. It is provided in
the laws of nations that they must
answer before the tribunals of their
own countries for the offenses they
commit here in Washington, but that
they shall not be tried by any court of |
the United States.—Washington Star.
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A Realistic Actor. |
Malcolm was three years old. He |
stood stock still in the middle of the |
floor, one arm extended horizontally. |
His mother. looking up from her sew- |
ing, saw the door open,
“Shut the door, Malcolm, please,” she |
said.
No response. She repeated her re- |
quest. Still no response. |
“Malcoln." she said more sternly, “I |
asked you to shut the door.”
Still Malcolm stood in the middle of |
the floor with his arm outstretched |
and did not move. i
“Malcolm,” said his mother, “if you |
door at once 1 shall
have te punish you,"
Malcolm burst into tears and flung |
himself on his mother's knees, *“Muv-
sign. an’ wooden signs can't shut
doors!" Woman's Home Companion.
Memory Studies.
A small boy went into a South Bos- |
ton drug store, wrinkled his face,
rubbed his head and rubbed his left
foot up and down his right leg in an
effort to remember something that had |
escaped him
“Say.” he began, “will you tell me |
i
| the name of the place where we Amer- |
feans have so many soldiers?”
“Fort Sheridan?”
“Oh, no. It's farther away
that.” :
“The Philippines?” |
“That ain't just it, but it's some- |
where around there.”
“Perhaps you mean Manila?" !
“Manila! That's right! 1 knew 1 |
would get it after awhile. | want a
than |
bottle of manila extract for flavorin'. | .
They're goin’ to have ice cream.” —Bos- !
ton Record. {
Old Time Temperance.
The first temperance soclety is said |
to have been founded by Margrave !
Frederick V. in 1600, and it is instruc
tive to learn that the noble members
of that society were bound by a pledge
good for two years not to drink more
than seven bumpers of wine with any
meal nor more than fourteen bumpers
a day. They were, however, permitted |
to quench any surplus of thirst with |
beer and to drink one glass of whisky
on the side. By this Ideal of absten-
tlon may be gauged the ordinary drink-
ing habits of our forefathers in the |
good old times when knighthood was
in flower.—Morris Hillquit in Social-
ism.
His Walking Papers.
“My sister 'll be down in a minute,”
said little Clarence, who was enter- |
taining the young man in the parlor.
“I heard her tellin’ maw a little while
ago that she was goin’ to give you
your written permission to perambu-
late tonight What do you reckon she
meant by that?”
“I think I know, Clarence,” said the
young man, reaching for his hat “You
may tell her, if you please, that 1 have
decided not to wait for it.”"—Exchange.
Barring It Out.
Irate Parent — So you think my
daughter loves you, sir, and you wish
to marry her? Young Lover—That's
what I called to see you about. And
if you don't mind I thought I'd just
ask first if there is any insanity in your
family. Irate Parent—No, sir, and
there's not going to be any.—London
Express.
———Do you know we have the old style
sugar syrups, pure goods at 40 cents and
60 cents per gallon, Sechler & Co.
——Do you know where to get your
garden seeds in packages or by measure
Sechler & Co.
Do you know that you can get the
finest, oranges, bavanas and grape fruit,
and pine apples, Bechler & Co.
A Boy Originated Safety Pins.
““The originator of the safety pin,’ says
a historian of inventions, ‘‘was a little boy,
an Eoglish blacksmith’ son. The little
hoy —Harrison by name—bad to look after
his baby brother. The baby often oried,
and ite tears were usually to be traced to
in puvctures. The boy nuise tried a
ong time to bend pine into such a form
thas they could be used with salety to bis
brother's flesh.
“To this he failed ; but his father, the
blacksmith, perceived the utility of the
idea the ind had heen at work on, took it
up oo his own account, and eventually
turned ous the salety pin that isin ose to-
day all over the world.’’— Advocate.
——Do you know where vou can get a
five fat mess mackerel, bone out, Sechler
& Co.
—— Liberty is the state in which the
soul no longer finds any obstacles in the
way of its nvion with good and with ite
ohjeet.
~——Do you know where you can geta
fine fas mess mackerel, hone ont, Sechler
& Co.
Mil Hands
The fact that a great band of industrions
le are referred to as ‘‘hande,” shows
small account is taken of their human
necessities. They are just “‘hande’ to the
miil owner because it is the labor of their
hands which makes his profits. Bat hands
can’t work unless the brain guides,
For those who undergo the ceaseless strain
of daily toil, there is no medicine so belp-
ful as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Die
covery. It cures disorders of the stomach
and other organs of digestion and nutrition,
purifies the blood, heals ‘‘weak longs”
and bronchial affections.
eight in every hundred who use it.
60 cents per gallon, S.chler & Co.
scratches looger if the legs of chairs have a
bit of felt pasted on the bottom. An old
felt hat can be utilized.
cavned goods and dried fruits,
Co.
Sechler &
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——Do you know we have the old style |
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—Do you know where to get the finest
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