BY PP. GRAY MEEK. Ink Slings. He weighs three hundred —then some more Does Tarr, our Pres—i—dent So when he drop'd in Teooy's chair Its legs, they must 'a bent, The screws and glue were fractured so The chair was safe no more And Wednesday, when our Brus sat down He landed on the floor. ~The flittings bave started. ~—Have you made your onion hed yet. ~About three weeks more of peace for the trout. —=There is nothing worth while at Oys- ter Bay now but the oyster and the bay. —TepDY sailed on Tuesday and noth- ing in the natare of a phenowena occurred. That will probably be saved for his home coming. —Look out for LiNcOLS CARTER’S thrilling dramatization of the abduction of Winnie WHITLA. LINK oughs tofbe on that job already. ~The nice thing about heing a WHITLA boy mast be baving a dad who bas ten thonsand dollars to get you back when some one steals you away. —TEDDY will need to keep his guo cocked and primed all the while in Africa, for there will be no towers over there to oatch any C. Q. D. signals. ~A machine for detecting liars bas been invented, says the Pittsburg Times. It it is @ success the suspicions of the de. feated candidate for office shouid be at an end. —Ex-president CASTRO, of Venezuela, is surely ina bad way. He is a very rich man, bus all of his riches are tied up in Venezuela and he can’t go back there for fear of arrest. ~=When Senator GEORGE T. OLIVER was sworn into office about noon lass Friday he was literally covered with flowers. ‘‘How natural be looks'’ would scarcely have been a remark fitting the occasion. ~Joa x FOSTER once wrote ‘every pleas- are is acquired at the cost of suffering,’ which leads us to think that JOHN may have received inspiration for this clever thought immediately after having had a tooth pulled. ~The State Legislature is getting down to business ; thas is, it you call passing bills at the orack of the whip and not pay- ing serious heed to what they mean, busi- ness. Is is business for she bosses, no doubs, but not for the people. —Last fall it required votes for TAFT to revive business. Now wage reduotions are anid to be the neoessary panacea. The wage earner who believed the story last fall has no reason to disbelieve the one of thie spring. Both are based on the same authority. —“Trimmer’’ SANDERSON is reported as being very ill at his home in New York, in fact so ill that he does not want to ap- pear for trial in Harrisburg on April 5th. With the consequences of that great capitol gralt staring him in the face it isn’t any wonder that he is too ill to appear for trial. —Lieutenant SHACKLETON, of the Eng- lish navy, is a hero just now. He succeed. ed in approaching within one bandred and eleven miles of the south pole. BSoience will make a great fuss over this achieve. ment, while the public will wonder what good would have been accomplished bad the Lieutenant actually approsohed close enough to have climbed the polo. —A friend told us once, after the arrival of his first child *‘I would not take ten thousand dollars for this one, but I wouldn't give ten cents for another.” As such things usually happen another came and since the WHITLA kidoapping incident we bave wondered several times whether this particular dad wouldn’s bave done the same as Mr. WHITLA did, even though the one he woanldu’t have given ten cents for had been stolen. —The war between MATT SAVAGE and JorN SHORT, editors of the two leading Clearfield papers, has colainated in a criminal libel suit aud —stravge as it may seem~—Mr. BRYAN is the oause of it all. It appears that SAVAGE'S paper charged SHORT with scalping tickets to Mr. Bry- AN'S lecture in that place a few weeks ago and SHORT has had its editor arrested. Id would be a blessing for the Clearfield De- mooraoy if this should prove the end of the long and relentless war these two gentle. men have been carrying on. While we trust that this partioular case may be set- tled to the satisfaction of each of them we hope when it is concluded they will turn their batteries on the common foe and not continue the disastrous polioy of firing within their own lines. -Jt is a very grave question as to whether a law making the penalsy for kid- naping capital punishment isa wise pro- vision. Of course everyone will feel that hanging is none soo good for such offenders, but the stolen child is the matter of first bapers have gotten away with their they are pressed too hard by the offi. of the law, would not the first impulse to take the most effective means of re- the severity of their punishment anyway 80, in our opinion, it would be wiser to leave the penalty ae it is and take greater precaution in preventing kidoaping. No Use in Resisting the Inevitable, The debate on the PAYXE tariff bill was opened by Mr. PAYNE on Monday but we fail to see wherein he enlightened the country on the subject. He frankly ad- mitted that the object of the bill is less to relieve the country of the onerous tax bar. dens nuder which we are suffering, shan to maintain the principles of protection, and shat his bill is essentially a protective measure. In this he is righs. While is redaces the rates in a few instances and puts hides and some kind of ores on the free list, it makes au average inorease in the daties of twenty per cent. and leaves ail the essentials of the poor ou the taxable list. For example, wool is just as is was under the DINGLEY schedules and wool is the staple of the poor iv this lati- tade. ‘ Bat there is not mach use in the Demo- orats in Congress making a prolouged fight against the enactment of the PAYNE bill. It is a fraud and a humbug, as the Demo- cratio members of the House Committee on Ways and Means have clearly indicated. Bat the Republican machine has deter- mined thas no Democrat shall make an amendment and there is no chance of im- provement. The most experienced steel manaofactarer in the conntry, Mr. AN- DREW CARNEGIE, has declared that there is no necessity for any tariff tax on steel. But the PAYNE bill puts a heavy tariff tax on that commodity. It is known to every one that there is no necessity for a tariff tax on lumber but the pending bill puts a tax on all forest products. Bat no amend- ment correoting these faults will be enter- tained. The remedy for these evile is in the con. gressional election next year. The Re- publican majority in the present Congress was maintained by the promise of Mr. TAFT that in the evens of his election the tariff would be revised downward. The Repub- lican platform promised tariff reform bas is didn's satisly the people for the reason that it was ambiguous. TAFI's promise was speoifis, however, and the people ao- cepted is, not because they had faith in Tarr but for the reason that they had some doubts of his opponent. The inci. dents as the Denver convention, attributed to Mr, BRYAN, raised a question as to his integrity, and that encouraged people to accept Tarr's word. If there bad been more faith in BRYAN there would bave been less confidence in TAFT. But TAFT won because his promise was accepted and now that it has been betrayed and apparently with his consent, or at least with his acquiesoence, the people will demand a reckoning at the next ocongres- sional election. Mr. VAN CLEAVE has said that the present tariff sohedules rob the wage earners of the country of a mil- lion dollars every day. With an addition to the tariff taxes of swensy per cent. the robbery in fature will amount to a million and a quarter dollars a day. This outrage will be resented and unless the signs are misleading the next Congress will be Demo- oratic and the iniquities ol the PAYNE tariff law will then be corrected. The peo- ple can’t be fooled all the time but there is no use in trying to stop the present plans of the majority. Didn't Begin at Right Place. Attorney General WICKERSHAM has already ordered the dismissal of a lot of suits instituted by his imbeoile predecessor in office, BONAPARTE, but he hasn’t as yes struck at the crowning folly of that asinine individoal. To serve the parposes of ROOSEVELT BONAPARTE was constautly barrassing corporations with trifling prose. outions. Is was never intended that they gould be brought to trial. BONAPARTE didn’s know enough law to conduot a suit for petty larceny before a justice of the peace. But he was able to institute pro- ceedings on one ground or another against this conoern or that aotil he had hundreds of defendants on the rack. But most of these oases were the result of ignorance rather than malice. BoNA- PARTE imagined that he was fooling the people in every instance and he was going into the courts as ROOSEVELT goes hunting with a brass band and a kodak. They were conceived in malice. We refer to the oases against Mr. JOSEPH PULITZER, of the New York World, and Mr. DELAVAN SumiTH, of the Indianapolis News, for lese majesty. These oases were laid on lines which were intended to subvert she prin- ciples of the government. The eoheme was to deprive men of liberty and property without process of law. Astorney General WICKERSHAM ought to have put the seal of his reprobation upon these suits first. They are absoictely with ous reason and their presence on the court calendar is a menace agaivet the country and a reflection upon she administration. We firmly believe that Mr. WICKERSHAM will ultimately thus dispose of them. We oan’s imagine that he will staltify bim- sell by even seeming to give sanction to such proceedings. He is probably waiting until ROOSEVELT gets out of the country 20 a8 to avoid the boisterous protest of thas madcap. But that course is unworthy of his reputation as a lawyer. He ought to ‘act promptly. Roosevelt's Hunt for Office. Former President RoosgvELT sailed on Tuesday to begin his hunt for another eleo- tion to the Presidency. His enterprise is scheduled an expedition iu search of big game in Africa and he himself states that he is the head of an enterprise of the Smith. sonian Institute to explore Afrioa for scien- tifio purposes. But he deceives nobody with sach a transparent subterfuge. The Smithsonian Iustitute has no such enter- prise in mind and has no authority to die- patch ench ao expedition, besides, ROOSEVELT is not a hunter of big game. So far as she pablic knows hie bas never killed an animal bigger or more formida- ble than a jack rabbit. When he haunted in the Yellowstone Park, at a great ex- pense to the public, be got nothing. When be visited the Southern swamps be came back empty banded. He issimply a boast- er. The greatest disappointment of ROOSE- vELT'S life was his failure to get the Re- publican nomination for Presidents last year. He had been scheming for it for three years and like NAPOLEON had been daring all that period weeding ous of the army all men who couldn’s be relied on to respond to his call for any sinister servioe and filling their places with his sycophants and time servers, The coming of the pan- io disconcerted his plans. It made his election impossible even with the army and the vast foroe of officials ready to join in any proposition be might suggest. So he was obliged to relinquish bis nelarions scheme of empire for if he had been re. elected last fall there never would have been another election. We believe he was fully determined to establish an empire. He has the ambition of CAESAR. His trip to Alrioa is for the purpose of keeping himsell in the limelight for the next opportunity. With as army guides and banters he will keep the couniry ina faror until he retarne. Nobody will be permitted to tell of the exploits of the ex ‘pedition except himself and be will be hero of every evens. Alter two or three years of this spectacular false pretense he will return to enter upon a campaign for the fulfillment of his ambition and unless the people are alert and conrageous he will succeed. For that reason the truth and the whole truth concerning him ehould be told. His ambitions schemes should be exposed that popular exeoration may bave full opportunity to defeat his plans. THE- ODORE ROOSEVELT is a dangerous recreant and conspirator. The Daty of the Governor. Annonncement was made yesterday that the appropriations committee ot the House had practically decided on the amount of appropriation it would recommend for The Pennsylvania State College. While the specific amount is $769,000 considerably less than was asked for it is understood that it will prove entirely satisfac. tory to the trustees of the College, though not enabling them to carry into effect all of the plans they had formulated for the de- velopment of various branches of learning at that institution. The relation of the Pennsylvania State College to this Commonwealth is peculiar, In fact it is parallel with that of a guardian aod a child. By av aot of Congress a oer- tain amouns of public lands was set aside for the endownment of Colleges of agricul- ture and the mechanio arts in every State in the Union. In 1863 this Commonwealth ratified a compact with the federal govern- ment in which it ‘‘accepted with all its provisions and conditions and the faith of the State pledged to carry the same into effect.” Upon the acceptance of this trust Pennsylvania came into a ehare of the public lands, whioh were afterward sold ; the income from the pioceeds constituting the endowment of the College. Thus it will be seen that Penneylvania actually pays nothing in the way of endowment to the College. All of that is received from funds that the State holds io truss from the federal government for it. Bat the faith of the State is pledged by the laws of 1863 to support and take care of this institution. Now the time bas come when the ques- tion is practically up to the Governor. It remains for his aos to say that Pennsylva- | nis does not regard her statute pledge to the federal government as a serious obli- gation. The Pennsylvania State College needs more than has been recommended for ite use. Thereie no doubt of thas. It is not she recipient of vast private legacies thas some other institutions that are seek- support is the State of Pennsylvania and the State has made a solemz vow to main- tain that support. Therefore it is the duty of Governor STUART to approve the recommendation of she Legislature with- out paring it one cent. A —————— ~-Subsoribe for the WATCHMAN. BELLEPONIE, 2a" a State institution and is, in consequence, ing state support are receivig. Its only The Payne Tariff Bull The PAYNE tanfl bill bas been reported and read in the Hounve of Representatives in Washington. It isa volominous meas- ure, four hours having been consumed in reading it by the clerk. It is complicated, moreover, and nobody appears to fully un- derstand it. While it was pending in committee only the Republican members were permitted to see is. Now that it is before the House notices kas heen served that no Demoorat will be permitted to even suggest an amendment. The whole thing is rank partisanship. It bas neither in- telligenoe nor honesty in its make op. It is the response of a parsy to the demand for a decrease in the tariff sobedules. As a matter of fact it inoreases the average tariff rate some twenty per cent. and gives no relief to the tax hurdened people what- ever, Thereare some meritorious provisions in the Will. [It puts hides and some kinds of ores on the free list and outs the duty ou steel fifty per cent. Of course thas is not an adequate cat on steel. Mr. CARNE- GIE states that there ought to be no tariff tax on steel at alland patting it on the free list woanld greatly reduce the expense of structural shapes and vastly stimulate building operations throughout the coun- try. Bat what could CANNON and PAYNE aod DALZELL do under the circumstances. They are all on the pay roll of the Steel trust and have to do somethiog to earn the money that is paid to them. Limiting the out to fifty per cent. was, therefore, as much as could be expeoted of them. If they had done less they would have been condemned by the people. Doing more would have cost them their fees. The bill will be passed, however, with all ite iniqaities, bus is will not settle she question. LINCOLN once said that no ‘question in settled finally until isis settled right. Presidents VAN CreavE, of the American Manufacturers’ association, stat- ed that the excessive schedules of the DING- | LEY law robbed the wage earners of the country of a million dollars every day. An inorease of twenty per cent. on the average | will add to this uojuss burden on the peo- ‘ple and the protest which forced the Re- pablican party to promise relief will con- tinue until there is a real tariff revision. The people will not be fooled by this sub- terfuge. They are better informed than they used to be and as the nexs oougres- sional election the retnros will show a vastly different resals. EE —— Taft's False Adviser. President TAPT has made Sevator AL- DRICH his *“friend, philosopher and guide’ on the tariff question. ALDRICH is not pow and never bas heen in favor of tariff reform. He is the agent on the floor of the Senate of the stand-patters. He will in- voke every expedient to defeat tariff re- form to which Presidents TAPT is pledged. Yet upon every question with respect to the tariff, upon which President TAFT is in doubt, he summons ALDRICH to advise him. There is scarcely a day that AL. DRICH ie not as the White House suggest. ing plans, not for tariff revision, but to prevent tariff revision. The latest scheme of Mr. ALDRICH in this connection is to inject into the PAYNE bill a provision authorizing the President to determine whether the minimum or maximum tariff rate shall be imposed. The PAYNE bill vests that power in the courts where it would, in all probability, be reg- ulated by judicial processes. But ALDRICH has convinced TAFT that it onght to be lef to the executive. No doubt this idea flattered TAFT. It added to his preroga- tives and while he has been fair, as a rule, he is not unmindful of the value of power. The resalt is that he asks for av amend- ment making this obange io the provisions of the bill. The constitution of the United States de- olares that *‘sll legislative power is vested in Congress.” Coogress and she coarts bave always held thas fixing tariff rates is legislation. If that interpretation is cor- reot the fixing of the minimum or maxi- mum rates by either she courts or the Pres- ident ie a violation of the organic law. Bat investing this dangerous prerogative in the exeoutive is more offensive than placing it in the hands of the courts and hence AL- DRICH'S desire to put is in the hands of the President. If the PAYNE bill is made unconstitutional the DINGLEY schedules will remain. That is what ALDLIOH wants. The Soldiers’ Pension Bill The pension bill for Pennsylvania sol diers will be reported out of committee, mean that is will be passed or Governor will sign is, il passed, it of interest to our old soldiers to know dred dollars. Those who served sixty days will be included. Pensions will date from December 1s8, 1909, aud the first pay- ment will be made January 1st, 1910. MARCH 26, 1909. Working Another Bunce. From the Johastown Democrat. The Republican members of the ways and means committee bave labored for four and a balf months and have brought forth the Payne tariff bill. Toe nes effect of this measure, even if it should become a law exactly as it now stands, would be, ac- cording to the estimates of the committee itsell, to increase the onstoms revenue by $40,000,000 to $50,000,000 a year. In osher words, itis an additional tax up the consumers of the conusry of $40,000,- 000 so $50,000,000 aunvally. This is the Republican party’s response to the demand on the part of the people for revision of the rit It is anosher bunco game, pure and simple. As first blush, when considering a list of some eighteen or twenty ar pou which a redaction of duty is made, she bill may appear to bea ‘revision downward, but a closer examination of the various schedules discloses, even to the tariff lay- wan, thas such is nos the case. A measure which increases taxation hy $50,000,000 a year can scarcely be asa measure of reduotion, even by those who are not acquainted with she intricacies of tariff schedules. When this fact is pointed out to the Republican leaders, they make the pies tbat the increase is made neces- sary in order to meet the rnnning expenses of the governmens. While this may be true from a Republican standpoint, is is also plain thas the Republican Jory in. tends to exercise no economy in main- tenance of government, bat is bent upon continniug its policy of extravagnooce, its big expenditures lor keeping up she great military arm of the government, and all the other reckless waste of public lands. The Payne bill, sherafore, means, if is Aakeus an 4bi that here is do be 8 Gugadl ment of gigantic expenses during the pres- ent administration, and thas in order to keep up these expenditures the tariff must be revised so as to produce more revenue. At the same time the framers of the measure are anxious to have the impres- sion made that the bill is a ‘‘revision downward,’”” sud to this end they bave seen fit to emphasize the reductions whioh have been made upon certain articles. The fact remains, however, that upon the great majority of im there is ically no a high] a ed ol ee ona e y . dostries will continue as heretofore. In short, it has beeu the polioy of the tariff makers to disturb no special interest iv the exercise of the privilege which it has under the tariff. Is is a notable fact shat, gener. ally speaking, w! redactions are pro Sere Tor tithe BTL the Tease Gh. cerned will, in effect, be as well proteoted as they are now, so thas ‘the advantage whiob the consumer should gain in tariff redaction is entirely discounted. This is especially true of the steel schedule, for the greas Steel Trust is absolately free from tear of foreign competition, with or with- oat a tariff ; it is also troe of other large industries to a lesser extent. Proposes More Than it Favors. From the Washington Post, The reduction in the steel and iron duties, the removal of the duty on hides, the halving of the duty on lumber, and the change in the wool schedules go farther in the way of ‘‘revision downward’ shan re. daotionists hoped or etandpatters feared. But the committee leaders are old hands at the businees, are well aware that their bill ie nothing more than a mere sugeestion. Being a suggestion ouly, and not commis. ting the house to any legislation, the com- mittee may have heen willing to propose far more than it actnally favors. The provision for an increase of bond and cer- tificate indebtedness may be taken asa hint from the committee thas il its sugges- sions for greatly reduced duties are adopted he Sonakry must be prepared to go farther nto debs. The Jingolam of Taft. From the New York World. The most censurable thing Mr. Tals has yet done in his repetition is his inaugural address of Mr. Roosevelt's persistent mili- tarism. Althongh he used the word ‘‘eco- nomical’’ only once in relation to public expenditures, be talked at leogth about ‘a proper navy,’ ‘‘sunitable fortification,” “our coast defenses,’’ ‘‘a direot attack,” *‘a modern navy,” ‘a strong navy’ and all the rest of the jargon of jingoism. This message of war has been shrieked into the ears of the American people for so many years that even Mr. Taft cannot forget it euongh to deliver an inangural speech. George Salley's Invitation. From the Huston Post. We invite every shivering saint and sin- ner of the northern press, every congealed and chattering clabberhead, every frosted Spawls from the Keystone, —One hundred and twenty-eight destitute families are receiving relief from Contes. ville’s charitable organization. ~The Pennsylvania highway department has issued 4,000 more automobile licenses thus far than were applied for during the same period of 1908, ~The effort to largely increase the on- dowment fand of Dickinson Seminary, at Williamsport, has been very successiul and it is expected that the entire sum asked for will be secured within a short time. —Charles Kenyon,a contractor and builder residing in Cleaifield, bas just taken out a patent on a new device for a paving block which he is confident will inaugurate a new era in the history of road building. —Judge Fuller, of Luzerne county, has declived to issue an order requiring ail hotels and saloons to close their bars at 11 o'clock p. m. He says there is no law to that effect and he doesn’t believe in judge made law, —Mercer county has a productive district in the Cool spring township oil field. Since it was opened thirty-eight wells have leen completed, of which twenty-eight are good producing oil wells, eight gas wells and two dry holes. ~Brook trout from the Bellefonte hatchery are now being distributed in the streams im Central Pennsylvania. Some 81.000 trout have already been sent out and placed in the streams found between Hollidaysburg and Newton Hamilton along the Juniata river. —A special telephone has been installed on the pulpit of the Lutheran church in Indiana and also one in the hospital department of the county home, by means of which the in- mates of the latter institution ay have the pleasure of listening to the religious services on Sunday. —Luman C. Maun, the son of a wealthy resident of Chicago, who was arrested in Philipaburg last June on the charge of mur dering Mrs. Fravcis Gilmore Thompson ina boarding house in that city, was acquitted last week by a Chicago jury, the defense proving an alibi. —Some time Saturday night burglars ef fected an entrance to the Farmers’ National bank at Exchange, Montour county, shat. tering the vault and getting awsy with an unknown amount of money. The bank is one of a chain established under the direc tion of the State Grange, Patrons of Hus- bandry. ~The ministers of Huntingdon want Judge Woods to issue either a command or a re. quest to the hotels of the city to close their bars during Old Home Week. The men se’ lected from the different denominations met. last week, and another meeting will be held at Juniata College. Petitions will be ecir- culated. . ~The commissioners of Cumberland coun- ty, alarmed by the rapid growth in bills of costs, have issued a notice to magistrates in after they will pay ne ——— ave: i i said hearing wus held in pursuance of the criminal code. —In the Westmoreland county court last Monday morning Judges Doty and McCon- nell heard 227 applications for license in one hour and twenty-five minutes. Only the new applicants and some of those against whom remonstrances were filled were called up and questioned. The list will be handed down on Saturday. —Warren H. and Chester A. Reed, coal operators in the Clearfield district, have en- tered suit in the United States circuit court to recover $30,000 damages from the Pennsyl- vania railroad company, charging said cor. poration with rebating and discrimination in favor of the Berwind-White and the Key- stone Coal and Coke companies. —Eighteen cars laden with aliens pass- ed through Harrisburg on the Pennsylvania railroad Monday. There were two special sections of Pacific Express, arriving there at 2:30 o’clock, and there ware four extra ears attached to train No. 33. The trains carried more than 1.000 of the foreigners and al- most every European nationality was repre- - sented. —Latrobe’s health officer on a recent tour of inspection found a ealf, a dog, three wom- en, three children and one man living in one room of a house in that town. The calf was found tied to the bedpost. When asked for an explanation the women said it was too cold for the calf to be in the stable and it had been hrought into the bed room that it might live and grow in comfort. ~—Forty-six coons were slaughtered during the past season by E. W. Kelly, wocds sae perintendent for J. E. DuBois on the Hicks Run lumber operation. Mr. Kelly killed five bears since last fall and had three of the skins made into fine rugs. In his opinion trout will be very scarce in this section the coming spring and the sport will be trying on the nerves of the anglers. —An unusual state of affairs for these days of business depression is reported from Wilkesbarre, There has been a congestion of freight in the yards of the Delaware and Hudson railroad in that city and in order to break it aud get things in good running order again the Pennsylvania railroad company has agreed to loan twenty-five of its big freight engines. They were sent from Har. risburg and Sanbury. —Meadville school directors have taken advantage of an act of assembly and have provided half pay for teachers who have taught for 30 years, 20 years of which serv- ice must have been for the city. Under the plan adopted each teacher is to be taxed two per cent. of her salary till she has taught for ten years, and then she is to be taxed three per cent. Teachers receiving less than $45 per month are exempt. —Earaged because they did vot find men- ey in the home of Mrs. Lavina Swinehart, at Treverton, two burgiars beat her into in- sensibility and then placed heron a bed, tumb. - led a lighted kerosene lamp om it and fled. The lamp exploded and the bed was set on fire. Neighbors who had heard the woman scream when she was first assaulted harried to the house and with considerable difficulty extinguished the flames, but not before she had been severely burned. Mrs. Swinehart is 60 years of age and lived alone.